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Are you sure you’re Lance’s sister?

Veronica has heard the same phrase every day for the past few years. She hated it. Hated everyone who asks that of her. When Lance came back from space, she hoped that it had stopped. That her brother had been able to make new friends and not people who only put up with him so that they wouldn’t feel guilty. That apparently wasn’t the case. It seemed that her brother kept up the same facade.

It first started with the one in the red with floppy hair. They had been working on a plan together when he stops. “Are you sure you’re Lance’s sister?”

She almost snapped her pen. “Yes, why?” she questioned with a glare.

“You’re really smart and serious and he’s—“

“Just Lance?” she growled out, her glare growing steadily colder. Keith noticed this and muttered a never mind, going back to planning. “You figure it out, ¡pinche cabron que no sirve para nada!” She stomped out yelling loudly and harshly in Spanish when Lance poked his head in.

Lance’s eyes met Kieth’s. “What the hell did you do to her?”

“Nothing. I just asked her a question and she just gets mad.” Keith didn’t technically lie but he didn’t tell the whole truth either.

Lance rolled his eyes and walked out, following the yelling Cuban. “¡Hermana, espérame!” He rushed up to her, placing a hand on her shoulder. “Hey, what happened? I know mullet is annoying but what happened?”

“Lance, tell me the truth. Are you happy with them?”

“What?”

“In space, were you happy with them? Are they actually your friends?”

He didn’t answer. “I’m fine, Veronica. This is a war. Don’t worry about me.”

She watched him leave.

The second time it happened, she was with the girl called Pidge. They were working on a new program to help Sam Holt with something that he didn’t really explain well.

“Wow, I didn’t think of that!” A beat. Fixing her glasses, she met her eyes. “So, are you sure you’re Lance’s sister?”

Veronica stood up and walked out of the room with an angered expression.

This time. She didn’t confront Lance, deciding to let it slide.

The third time it happened was with Allura. Then again with Shiro. Then again with Hunk who although it was just teasing, got on her nerves. Finally, it was Coran.

Her fists clenched tightly, growling harshly. She went straight to Lance who was with Hunk and Shiro. “I am sick and tired of your ‘team’ asking me the same question! How hard is it to believe that you’re my brother? If you do not do a thing for yourself, I’m telling Mom and we’re going to take you away from Voltron!”

The three occupants stopped and stared at Veronica who was fuming. Nervously, Lance chuckled and switched to Spanish. “Verónica, por favor, no digas eso. No quiero que—” (Veronica please don’t say that. I don’t want—)

“¡A mi no importa que ellos piensan! ¡Son idiotas que no sirven para nada si ti tratan así!” (I don’t care what they think! They’re idiots who aren’t worth anything if they treat you like this!)

They continued going back and forth, screaming at each other in their native tongue.

“Lance? Veronica?” asked Hunk who was staring between the two. He knew enough Spanish to know that they were talking about them, Lance attempting to defend them while Veronica pointing out every flaw she had noticed.

“Not now, Hunk!” they shouted in unison before returning back to their argument. “The only decent person on the damn team is Hunk, but even he gets on my nerves for how he talks about you!” That shut Lance up, who frowned deeply. “And Allura? She’s terrible! She mocks you and says shit about you—glaring at you whenever you open your mouth! At first I thought she was okay, but her attitude pisses me off! Not to mention Keith! They may be your team, but in no way are they your friends!”

“You don’t think I know that?” The crack in his voice calmed her down. She reached forward and hugged him tightly. “You don’t think I know?” he whispered. Veronica walked him out while glaring at the two other occupants in the room.

“Shiro, you understood?”

“Yeah. I feel horrible.”

“Me too. Lance’s mom will force him away, you know. If she catches word about how we’ve treated him, she will make sure we never see him again. His family is the same way. They all look out for each other no matter how mad they get or how much they seem to hate each other.”

Veronica walked in on the other Paladins of Voltron discussing something. Her blue eyes were cold enough to freeze Antartica over again. “Listen hear and listen well, after all this is over, you’re never seeing my brother again. I am sick of people treating him like crap. Have fun on your space travels later on. Maybe then you won’t have to deal with my brother anymore,” she spat. “Maybe without my brother ‘bothering’ you, you’ll be happier. I hope after all this, this will be the last time I ever see you.” She didn’t care to wait on what they had to say, she pivoted and walked out.

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the entire fandom: we want sad and emotional scenes with lance!

lance: *literally gives up his life for allura, deals with unrequited love, blames himself for the death of his idol, loses his home he’s been living in for a year*

the entire fandom: this is so sad alexa play despacito

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Friend: So I heard that you’ve recently joined the Voltron Fandom…how was it?

Me:

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WHAT WAS CONFIRMED IN LANCE’S BIRTHDAY LIVESTREAM

I watched the full hour of this amazing shit, so heres what we know :)

lance is 16 years old

lance received a new video game from pidge (jeremy said that they’re little nerd bros together thats so cute), shiro would give him a cool weapon of some sort, allura would give him a necklace (an altean one!!), hunk would make him a cake, keith’s present would be his presence (according to jeremy his generally unaffectionate)

in season 7, look forward to the paladins adjustment to being back on earth!

for his birthday lance would want to have a big birthday party and go back to the mermaid planet and hang out under the water, or any planet with a beach so he could surf (aka a big voltron beach party!)

the paladins do wash their clothes !!

lance doesnt like things changing for no reason lmfao mood

lance’s dad is still in the picture, but since he has many younger nieces and nephews lance has always been wanted to be seen as a role model

you get to see another side of lance (and the rest of the paladins) this season!

keith would say happy birthday “keith would do a keith head nod and say happy birthday”

as lance grows as a person, he ends up being very dependable, and people will end up choosing him first and not second going forward. he will be someones first choise and not a rebound!

everyone will have to spend time together, whether they wont to or not, which will cause bonding.

there will be moments with lance and the real shiro, lance and allura, and lance and keith

you get to see a lot of stuff with lance and his family when they return to earth! :)

shiros good at seeing peoples potential, and in future seasons, shiro helps lance grow into a greater person. allura will also definitely be close friends with lance and help him reach his full potential.

lance’s favorite meme is the drake meme wow king

lance would sing all of me (john legend) to impress a significant other

lance and hunk’s family are still looking for them and received a message from the garrison that they were missing

and that was basically all :)

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Hunk: What‘s the worst kind of food you‘ve ever tasted?

Pidge: Snails

Keith: Spinach

Shiro: *whispering* Coran‘s food

Lance: Life

Hunk: That‘s no f-

Lance: Did I fucking stutter?

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If you’re still gonna love voltron even after it ends ❤️🖤💙💛💚💕🧡💜

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So, in the middle of a conversation Slav tells the team in at least 29% of the existent realities they all fall in love with Lance.

Everyone is shocked because hello??  Every single one of them in love with the same person? With Lance???

Then Lace, who was taking a beauty nap, comes in and asks why everyone was looking at him like they were searching for all the answers for all the questions.

They start noticing more and more about Lance in hopes of finding out why the paladins from another universes are in love with him.

Shiro notices how strong Lance is, able to put everything aside and take the lead when no one else could.

Keith notices how well Lance fights and how much he tries to improve himself everyday, specially in things he’s not very good at.

Pidge notices how caring Lance is, always making sure everyone had a good night of sleep and listening when they needed to let things out.

Hunk, well, Hunk already knew Lance with the back of his hand, but now he notices how Lance was always the first one to jump in someone’s defense, how protective he was.

Allura notices how observant Lance is, how he seemed to always know what to say and do to make things better.

They start to slowly fall in love with Lance, as you probably were expecting.

Sadly, Slav forgot to tell them only 3% of said realities didn’t end in tragedy.

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Gotta have that sweet langst amiright

Wow guys i am so sorry, i hONESTLY DONT MEAN FOR THESE TO BE SO SAD THEY JUST KINDA HAPPEN

Song: Lovely - Billie Eilish

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Pidge: I wonder if you can cry underwater

Lance: you can

Pidge: how do you know..

Lance: just trust me on this one

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the voltron crew has so much power they could just record steven saying lance in a panicked tone, insert it anywhere in the s7 trailer, and the whole vld fandom would shit themselves

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Keith: Move lance, I dont have time for this.

Lance:

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Also, can we talk about the fact that Lance’s grandparents aren’t anywhere? I’d like to think the Galra showed up and they were like “they can do whatever they want, I’m not moving from this house” and the Galra were like “can’t mess with those fuckers, noooppppee”

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This fandom really scares me, part 3.

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lance sweetie im so sorry that an ugly ass bitch like this vld s7 would even say that, oh my god 

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Wait a minute.

WHERE THE FUCK IS ABUELITA?

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Lance you uh- you okay there bud?

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