#not the chosen one

[flocklings]

MR. ROBOT - 110 x 210

[gillion-the-one]

ooc mod-nnouncment

Sorry for the short hiatus!! Ive been busy and my mental health went to shit lol, so i haven't been able to rp!!!! im back now tho!!

in other news, MY BIRTHDAY IS IN 3 DAYS!!!! (OCT 25!!)!!!!!!1!!1

:D

[contentravenclawsart]

This was based off a dnd character concept I saw on YouTube, anout a barbarian who is NOT the chosen one and, therefore, could not pull the sword from the stone. So he just wields the sword AND the stone as a warhammer.

[genderimpala]

my two cents on this

academic rivals who are actually smart they just cancel each other out and end up with a collective IQ of -78. their teachers are tired. they choose random answers to the questions. "what's the difference between AC and DC currents?" "well bread is made of wheat" the whole school has bets on who's gonna win. it's neither.

too many beds. they literally cannot walk so there's essentially just a massive bed-room. they have a pillow fight.

person who thought they were the chosen one was actually a failed science experiment by the government and lost their powers because it was faulty as. now they're trying to do ap biology and want to die. slaying dragons was easier.

soulmate au but they're chosen by local guy named Larry who has a pet rat called greg. he's not a miserable guy he just has an IQ of 4 and the matches almost never work. he pairs someone whose parents died in a shipwreck with a professional boater. he pairs a fire fighter with known arsonist. he pairs an acearo with a pan (they're actually great friends but it's not romantic at all).

person's friends decide for their birthday they're gonna royally screw with them. they set all the clocks back and make sure the exact same thing happens. person wakes up. they go to have breakfast. person b says good morning. they check their phone for notifications. someone calls from the bathroom company. they go to the bathroom. they come back. person b says good morning. they check their phone. same notifications. someone calls from the bathroom company. the time is exactly the same.

love octagon except most of it is unrequited. it's the miraculous love square but x2. one person knows everything and is just sitting back and watching the chaos.

school's Bad Boy TM. his name is nate. he does drugs and vandalises school property and has never respected authority in his life. his parents are in a very happy marriage. they're very nice people. he has a big house. his family is financially stable. he probably just listened to too much metallica. who knows.

they're dying. one has cancer and one has influenza. they're sitting in their hospital beds, about to flatline. they take one look at each other and know. that the other was their soulmate. flatline.

[the-overanalyst]

it's always so fascinating and heartbreaking when a character in a story is simultaneously idolized and abused. a chosen prophet destined for martyrdom. a child prodigy forced to grow up too fast. a powerful warrior raised as nothing but a weapon. there's just something so uniquely messed up about singing someone's praises whilst destroying them.

[peace-hunter]

nothing better than thirteen ghosts living in your chest to distract you from a bad break-up </3

the thrilling sequel to this lol

[haberdashing]

specific parameters:

when exactly your teenage self gets this information is up to you, so long as they're your teenage self at the time.

your teenage self will learn the message and that it comes from you, their future self.

if it's something objectively true/false, they'll know it's true; if it's more subjective, they'll know you believe it's true based on your knowledge of the future; if it's advice, they'll know it's given in good faith based on your future life.

you need to decide NOW. no looking things up beforehand. (no sharing the winning lottery numbers unless you happen to have some memorized!)

you can combine things if they're really just parts of one big statement. so "You're genderfluid and your name is Adrian" is fine, but "move to California and invest in Facebook" isn't.

if your statement fits multiple categories, pick the one you think is the best overall fit.

[jellyfishfloating]

no seriously if something is too sweet, it makes me nauseous 😭😭 its not fair that looks tasty but i just cant eat it and not have headache for like 5 hour

[justcatposts]

The chosen one

(Source)

[ionomycin]

Maiden of Light

[thatonefishfriend]

faces and TCO original meme under the cut <3:

[gillion-the-one]

everytime i accidentally reblog something onto this account instead of my main i have a panic attack and sob

[martyfive]

canon? found dead in a ditch far, far away

i bumped it with my x-wing

[navy-leader]

Cycle of violence

[sushiree]

i was so busy screaming on twitter i forgot to post it on here gulp

anyway i did not survive ava 11

based in this

Chosen stan until the end, cooking something else up cuz this one is kinda lazy