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The state of tiddies on dash these days...disappointing 😞😤

what's with all the porn on my dash :( can we please not

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Maybe the bots just really, really like you

what's with all the porn on my dash :( can we please not

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:)

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It's been a while since I watched Ashes to Ashes, and season 3 ended up being a head trip both for how much I remembered after all, even down to specific lines, and yet also how much I'd forgotten about just how eerie that third season is. Once they start pulling back the curtain on what exactly is going on, it gets capital-s Spooky for everyone involved. About which I very much approve.

Also, I want to give Shaz a hug. Honestly, everyone in the main cast could use one. But especially Shaz.

Anyway. I was about to say that both A2A and Life on Mars are series that really know how to stick the landing, except in LoM's case that might be a poor choice of words. (erm. cough. Sorry, Sam.) But still. It's true, okay?!

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we need to appreciate sam tyler more. he was doing it all before anyone else. and in 2006…!

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You're but a thorn in my eye

@the-mxster BRO WHAT THE FUCK???????? YOU BETTER WATCH YO BACK

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Anything for my officers

@the-mxster BRO WHAT THE FUCK???????? YOU BETTER WATCH YO BACK

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Punishment

@the-mxster BRO WHAT THE FUCK???????? YOU BETTER WATCH YO BACK

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How can you even do that??? I never gave you permission, that's it you're getting no rights. How dare you silence, tin

@the-mxster BRO WHAT THE FUCK???????? YOU BETTER WATCH YO BACK

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No, no, it's fine. I'd never infringe on your right to be italian

For a second I was confused why my tl was full of this strange tag i dont follow and have never heard off and there's so many posts in another language before i realised its just you lol

I am so sorry. You are experiencing the Italian Holy Week. You can block the hashtag "sanremo" If you wish yo avoid this. I am sorry, one week a year the Italians take over this website to celebrate (read: get angry at) our beloved/beloathed music festival.

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Hey everyone, I know it's going to be a busy day for a lot of people, but Google enrolled everyone over 18 into their AI program automatically.

If you have a google account, first go to gemini.google.com/extensions and turn everything off.

Then you need to go to myactivity.google.com/product/gemini and turn off all Gemini activity tracking. You do have to do them in that order to make sure it works.

Honestly, I'm not sure how long this will last, but this should keep Gemini off your projects for a bit.

I saw this over on bluesky and figured it would be good to spread on here. It only takes a few minutes to do.

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Donate to Majed!!!

Majed ( @majeeeeeeddddd / @majedelsleybe ) asked me to create a fundraising campaign for him after @buildabear had to close their gfm because of bank issues. I made it on chuffed and you can find it here:

Majed has previously been vetted by association through his friend @ahmadresh2 , see #3 here

Anything helps so please if you can! Donate and be so so so cool

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‼️ Urgent Help For Gaza's children from winter ‼️

Please Dont Skip 🙏

✅️Vetted by @gazavetters, my number verified on the list is ( #511 )✅️

While the world enjoys warmth and comfort, over one million displaced people in Gaza are enduring a winter of unimaginable suffering. Shivering children, starving families, and fragile tents battered by freezing winds—this is their harsh reality. Lives are at risk, and they urgently need your help.

The Story This winter is a nightmare for Gaza’s displaced families. Heavy rains flood their makeshift shelters, while freezing temperatures penetrate their thin tents, leaving no escape from the cold. Tragically, just days ago, a young girl lost her life because she lacked a simple blanket to keep her warm.

My family is one of the countless affected. We once lived in the Nasr neighborhood, but our home was reduced to rubble. Since then, we have moved from one school to another, from Rafah to Khan Younis, until we ended up in a tent that offers no sense of safety or dignity.

The cold is merciless. My brother has fallen ill with hepatitis due to malnutrition and the lack of basic medical care. Every night, we huddle together, hoping to survive until morning. And we are not alone—thousands of families are struggling to endure, battling the cold, hunger, and despair.

I couldn’t stand by and do nothing. That’s why I started this campaign: to bring hope and life-saving aid to Gaza’s displaced families. Our mission is to provide firewood, gas, blankets, winter clothing, and food supplies to those in desperate need.

How You Can Make a Difference Every dollar counts. If just one person out of every hundred donated a dollar, we could save hundreds of lives.

Your contribution can provide:

Firewood and gas to keep families warm. Winter clothing and blankets to protect children from the cold. Essential food supplies to nourish those on the brink of starvation. Why This Matters This is about more than surviving the winter—it’s about restoring hope and dignity to families who have lost everything. The children of Gaza shouldn’t have to endure nights colder than we can imagine. Together, we can rewrite their story.

Join the Cause Your voice matters. Even if you can’t donate, sharing this campaign can make a world of difference. Together, we can reach more people who care, who want to help, and who can make an impact.

Act now—because no child should freeze to death. Any contribution, big or small, will make a tremendous difference.

✅️Vetted by @gazavetters, my number verified on the list is ( #511 )✅️

✅️Vetted by @gazavetters, my number verified on the list is ( #511 )✅️

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The ceasefire agreement was reached and joy is floating among the Palestinian people

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I have a bluesky btw

I don't do a lot, I'll probably just crosspost or something, I'm mainly there for my few favourite artists who are migrating from twitter over there, but in case you wanna follow me there too, here's the link

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okay okay uhmmm

I think those are my favourites, at least the ones I can think of right now, I'm sure there's more I'm just forgetting right now

okay since some of my friends have already been tagged @roxannepolice @dummpsterfire

without naming them, post a gif from ten of your favorite films, then tag ten people to do the same (tagged by @g1ngerbeer)

if u wanna @beardisable @radio-ghost-cooks @whisperthelocalcrypticbastard @blangg and anyone else who sees this go crazy aaa go stupid