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if anyone wants to venmo me $20 that would make my week. I am completely broke and barely have any food in the house. I'm stuck waiting for unemployment after I got fired. Everything's just a lot rn and I'm really tired of being so broke. I have bills going to collections at the end of this month and my credits going to be ruined lol
so true so true
#i forgot about a couple parking tix#not that i can pay them anyways#and i have late car registration thats going to collections#like $500 missed payment from my last college class ive also just not been able to afford#stupid amounts of credit card debt piling up since im too broke to keep paying them down#like i want to kill myself bc i feel like my finances are so fucked ill never recover
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something that drives me insane on a relatively regular basis as a body jewelry understander is talking to people who have sensitive skin who are like "oh well I just can't wear any earrings without my ears getting inflamed" and I say "well what have you tried" and they say "well I've tried sterling silver and I've tried gold..." and it's like. ok. I don't know how gold and sterling somehow got spun by the jewelry industry as being especially good for sensitive skin but whenever I'm like "well have you tried implant grade titanium" they're always like "no....... but I've tried sterling silver... and it didn't work ..." like. I don't know how this narrative about sterling silver somehow got so strong but when they put pins in your fucking legs when you snap your leg in half are those pins made of sterling silver or are they made of implant grade titanium or surgical steel????????? HELLO. HI. YOU MIGHT BENEFIT FROM TRYING IMPLANT GRADE TITANIUM I AM JUST SAYING
#if I have had this conversation with you. I'm not mad at you. I'm mad at whoever lied to you about various metals.#look I completely understand if your body happens to think that your piercing is an open wound for two decades#I have been there.#and I promise you the answer. is implant grade titanium.#there are many solutions to this problem one of them is implant grade titanium the other is surgical steel sometimes.#the other is sometimes if you can stretch the piercing to like... 10g#you can put a surgical grade silicone sleeve in there and then you can use cheaper metals for earrings#because they will not be touching your flesh they will be touching the silicone sleeve.#anyway the point is#someone should pay me to be some sort of piercing advisor.#there has been a lot of progress made in the area of body safe metals in the last 50 years is the thing#and we are fortunate enough to live now and not 50 years ago.#the mainstream jewelry industry has not exactly caught up with this.
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I am alone in the three-part folding mirror on the bathroom door
#lucabyteart#isat spoilers#isat siffrin#isat loop#isat mal du pays#isat fanart#in stars and time fanart#in stars and time#isat#tw gore#tw blood#cw gore#anyway just avin a giggle tho innit. wanted to make something to overpaint in rebelle again to play with the textures#yes i did make this w the express intent of linking the goofy-ass song. it literally says 'too clever by half' in it !#i wouldn'tve gone so gross and gory with it if i WASNT linking a silly song. we have fun here etc etc#anyway can u believe this is my first time drawing mal du pays? sorry you horrid little thing but i just havent had reason to up til now#anyway read into this piece whatever you like. i was mostly just playing a game of entangling limbs and making it confusing#i have some thoughts but ✨ ill never tell#what i MIGHT tell is some of the process for this since bc i moved between 2 art programs to make it it does have some decent like#progress shots saved effectively on accident. so like idk someone throw me an ask and ill just throw them all in there somewhere#i had no idea where this piece was gonna end up when i started it so the process is like. not my usual process at allll
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On average, what is the total MONTHLY amount that you spend on dining out*?
*(This doesn't only count going out to restaurants, but also stuff like picking up fast food to bring home, getting a coffee on the way to work, getting a premade sandwich from a grocery store deli during lunch, buying a quick snack from a convenience store or food cart whilst walking somewhere, ordering a pizza or any other food to be delivered to your home, etc.)
*(If you often dine out in groups/as a household: calculate and divide the costs so that you get a Per Person average. This is for YOU individually, NOT the total household/group costs)
(I'm sure polls similar to this have been made before (very common topic), I just haven't personally seen one that I can remember, so, I was curious to do my own! I was discussing this with a group of people today and it was very interesting to see how widely the number varied between individuals. :0c )
(Reblog for bigger sample size if you can, and feel free to explain your answer in tags if there's anything extra to add!)
#polls#tumblr polls#I'm mostly in the 0/1 - 25$ category. Maybe the rare month is a bit over $25 if there's something specific going on like birthday.#Which I'm NEVER eating in an actual restaurant (erm... covid... plus I just hate restaurant environments. i would rather pickup#the food and bring it home to a peaceful quiet environment that I control lol). But more typically like stopping by a grocery store deli#section or something. I don't have coffee that much. And I can't eat fast food much due to my health issues/diet restriction stuff#so if I'm out like coming back from an appointment and I start feeling really sick and weak. I know that a hamburger will just#blow up my system and cause nausea or something. So I try to pick the breadiest most#neutral looking turkey sandwich at the safeway deli to eat during the hour ride home or whatever lol#I actually kind of wish I could do stuff like get food more often vecause it would take the burden of cooking everything off of me#but.. alas... Money... and Health Things... T o T#I still wouldn't do it ALL the time but like... once a week instead of once a month or something.. or maybe turning into a coffee#person.. I do love drinks A LOT .. i am a drink person who will have 5 different drinks sipping on at all times#But i just have to make them all myself mostly lol#And I cant really have too much coffee since it will make me sick. so like.. teas and juice mostly#When I inevitably become a millionaire by never using social media never networking and only finishing one#sculpture every 5 months which I dont even post about or sell - then I shall... get more drinks..#I will somehow wean my body onto coffee and drink one a day solely for the ritual of it#Though even then... I would still probably just like.. buy the mateirals to make it at home or something#Like if you had a million dollars you could just buy a kitchen grade ice cream machine and other stuff to make your own milkshakes and#coffees and smoothies and bubble teas. Genuinely I think even if I were a BILLIONAIRE I would still look at playing likr $8 for a single#coffee and go .. uh.... I could just buy the equipment to make this and then save that money. PLUS. its in my house now so no need to#have to leave. I can make my own drinks in the comfort of home. .. ideal..#Like no matter how rich I ever got I would still have the lingering scroogey stinginess. like i am NOT paying for that. I will jus#make it myself. Especially if it was an Everyday thing. Anythign thats part of my routine I try to optimize and make as efficient as#possible... ANYWAY.. In an IDEAL world I would get treats. but probably not that much. as on a daily basis it would start to get#to me and I would just save up to buy kitchen machinery if I was rich lol
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"A Dad helping his kids beat a hard level in super mario land; 1990s"
Ref under the cut!
#pizza tower#peppino spaghetti#peppino#toppins#arts#mine#i couldnt decide which one was better#so i just included the five o'clock shadow vers in it#dont @ me#its SO funny; drawing that literally transported me to my tf2 era#YEARS of drawing soldier finally paying off lmao#anyway ive been thinkin of the toppins.....#little babies#hes like??? the kids are congregating....what happened??#and its one of them dying repeatedly on a stage#IMMEDIATELY they r like MR PEPPERONI CAN YOU HELP!??#'peppino-' ' MR PEPPINO!!!!!!!!!!'#pls imagine the mush toppin yellin that w the cadence of a six yr old girl and wiggling their arms in the air#prob the pineapple toppin that was playin; like the cool older sibling(tm)#they just hand the system over to him bc hes GOTTA know what to do#he LOOKS inconvenienced but hes got resting bitch face; hes just vibin rn#hfdjkfdhkfsd everytime i finish a thought im like god im writing a fucking paragraph#the wall of tags in the editor takes up my ENTIRE page#ANYWAY x2#GAMER PEPPINO !!!!#no its more like how my mom used to help me in zelda and starfox#watching her clear stages for me after work is a v fond memory of mine#and my dad too! but he helped more with shooters#like jet force gemini and quake#heehee
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Don’t think about it too hard, you’ll never sleep a wink at night again
#who up thinking about frostkettle (me)#god.#people who say that kipperlilly needed to pay for killing Lucy. you fools. Lucy dying was the payment#I really fucking miss them. like so bad#I’m daydreaming about a kipperlilly redemption arc in s4#I think Lucy would immediately throw herself into hell to try and bring her back#I can fix her situation#anyway. im normal#four draws tag#kipperlilly copperkettle#lucy frostblade#frostkettle#fantasy high#d20 spoilers#fhjy spoilers#fhjy#d20 fhjy#fhjy art#fantasy high art#fantasy high fanart#doomed yuri
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"Do me a favor and put your arms around me."
#ocs#original character#npcs#for#masks: a new generation#ruth and tony#antonio salvo#tony salvo#ruth blum#i did psychic damage to myself earlier imagining what their worst argument was like before they got divorced#the really nasty kind of arguments where you know just what to say to hurt someone. and you want to hurt them.#anyway then i needed to draw something cute and nice to soothe my soul#we're good#anyway#when ruth was using tony to get an annoying ex off her back#and tony was there to return a book to her. and just to see her.#tony very unused to physical contact because he thinks his super strength will break everything/anything/anyone so he pushes people away#but then!!#oh yeah#superheroes#true strike#truestrike#masks: overlook#masks: overlook city#thumbs up at overdeveloping npcs so they can properly pass their trauma down to the younger generation#went too long without drawing again and now i must pay the price
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The basegame wedding dress has a pregnancy morph??
#I can never be positive if something in my game is like. a third-party launcher addition#but this is so funny and I had such a strong hunch#because rushing to have your Sim get married before they give birth is such a thing so many players would do!!#and it would be so funny to pay attention to that detail by having the wedding dress show the bump!!!!#all your sim's wedding photos very obviously giving away the reason for the rushed date HAHA#the dress with the pendant at the back that everyone default replaces off (the one with the knife texture) also has a preg morph#which I know because it's the one your Sims get forced into if they attend a wedding#but it's kind of unusual because pregnant Sims don't have the opportunity to change into formal wear?#like pregnant Sims get new undies pyjamas and swimwear in addition to their maternity outfit#and if you direct a pregnant Sim to change into one of them then it changes them into the appropriate maternity fit instead of their usual#but you can't direct them to change into formal and if you use a hacked option like the shop any-wear rack it uses their usual non morph fi#so it has to be something external like a wedding that triggers them to change into formal. and I have no idea why#does this mean there's a BG suit with a preg morph for men??#or did maxis not think that pregnant male Sims would be quite so desperate to get married#anyway I'm probably the last person to know about this LMAO and I'm sure no one cares bc everyone uses wear-anything mods#but I'm a scrub who still prefers to use the default maternity meshes so this is yuge to me#also if you've never seen this dress b4: in the early game all Sims getting married under an arch used to be forced into the same outfits#actually I can't remember if the men got forced into the same suit or if they just used their regular formal#because most BG formal outfits for men were mostly wedding-appropriate#but at any rate. all women wore the same wedding dress. and it was this .... beauty#and I don't remember with which EP it changed but probably pretty early on they just let Sims use their regular formal wear for weddings#so you could pick their wedding dress yourself#but this dress remained hidden by default (I think?) so ironically it meant you COULDN'T use the wedding dress even if you wanted to#also this is completely off topic but you would also go away for your honeymoon#which meant the Sims getting married would literally get driven away in a limousine and stay off-world for a while#it was kind of cute because it really was like they took a vacation from the player too. got up to their own mischief away from your contro#then with bon voyage they introduced ACTUAL vacations and they turned honeymoons into an actual game mechanic#but again these offworld honeymoons are no longer a possibility#kind of like teens 'going out' with permission got replaced by going out on actual outings/dates even though it was a cute event#wow this note section is long and irrelevant. anyway enjoy picking up your wedding dress from a store called 'It's Not Too Late'
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Cannot believe that 'access to quality art and writing made by other people is a luxury not a right, and artists and writers deserve to be compensated for their labour, because as much as I believe in the ethos of UBI, we live in a post-capitalist hellscape, and creators need to eat' is a controversial opinion in Leftist spaces.
#'if you are consuming the product of someone's labour you should compensate them fairly for it for as long as we live in this shitty#capitalist world' should not be a polarising stance#but apparently the leftist praxis leaves people's brains when you remind them that artists and creatives also need money and food#and that idealism does not pay the bills#anyway. I am anti-pirating from indie creators (which. authors are.) AND anti-AI. until we have good UBI. Then you can go nuts#but until that day saying 'it's okay to steal wages from creatives' is really not a great leftie look lmao#We Live In A Shitty Capitalist Society and the way to combat that is. surprisingly. not to take other people's livelihoods.#work towards UBI. We should all be doing this. But in the meantime don't shit on fellow poor people scraping a survival#it's really that simple
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Monkey’s Paw pages 144-147 ( START HERE || ao3 || previous || next ) AU after episode 62. The Omega Dads try a more desperate gambit, but careful what you wish for. Our dads find alternate versions of themselves in a strange dreamscape. If you die in the dream, do you die in real life?
"three psych outs in a row is that good writing" let me COOK
anyway hey guys im still alive. these pages just did not wanna happen. mostly panelings fault. finished not perfect, amiright?
#dndads#dungeons and daddies#monkeys paw#up next: the grand monologue-off#like yea its me im gona make them actually throw hands#which comics is aparently my least favorite medium to do that in#finding one frame to represent motion is so hecking hard#but yeah anyway a REAL henry vs henry fight is through WORDS#i dont think i can live up to will campos's oratory skills but i will try to play homage#i mean pay#but the vibe fits so imma not change it i said waht i said#anyway imma also make a monkeys paw masterpost on the patron discord i think#hard to say if that will update faster#since i tend to work on a batch of pages at a time doing sketch then line then color then background on all of them#posting these is more nerve wracking the less often I do it#anyway enjoy! gonna go update ao3
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The line where 15 says he doesn't have a boyfriend and the way Ncuti delivers it makes him sound like the world's biggest liar
#doctor who#joy to the world#doctor who christmas special#dw#fifteenth doctor#ncuti gatwa#doctor x master#rouge x doctor#yes im tagging them both because they both count#i liked anita too#listen the doctor has had at least somewhere between 35 and 39 hands she can fit in too#but i did hear him say that and immediately called him on his bullshit#the doctor has never been monogamous any anyone who tries to put that shit on them is lying#anyway rogue again next season? rogue again next season king?#rtd please 🥺#im going to be real this is my main thought before a rewatch because i got wild information part way through and i didn't pay enough#attention to the second part#but i liked everything i saw so#dw spoilers
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The Former Most Miserable Man That Ever Stepped in DGP is found saving the future with a shield and FIVE CHAINSAWS
#kamen rider#kamen rider geats#kamen rider buffa#plosion rage#michinaga azuma#jyamato awaking#fanart#artists on tumblr#alt caption: The Former MMMTESinDGP is found fathering a godling#maybe a good thing I got late into geats is that the frustration of buffa not having a final form in the series was softened on impact#as well as his development that was left opened in series I guess?? and he was given some closure on the movie#besides i actually do love the final arc??? still filled with issues and plot holes and ep45 being a huge mess#but i ignore them and focus on buffa and bujin sword slow burn being cooked on undead fire and i'm well served#series isn't perfect nor is the movie but i collect what i love and i run away with it#narrator: and then op runs away having 20 of 22 files in her geats art folder featuring michinaga so far#why am i justifying myself liking the final arc?? i owe no explanations - who cares xckvncxvncxovx#anyway heads up for the chosen ones reading tags#my job is returning full force this week - so expect my updates to drop severely#slow pacing work was fun while it lasted - time to get stressed a bit so i can finish paying my apartment lol
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i think my patreons are the best tbh im out here fighting demons, brain damage, car broke, cost of living, price inflation, printer errors, delivery mishaps, rapid onset of media brainrot, inconsistant art style, isolation, the toils and tribulations of living in the rural south, social obligations with financial cost requirement, a cat that actively breaks into plastic bins to chew on stickers and burn out
i am constantly slipping on a bannana peel and patreons are just
#ALSO its the 30th of the month and I havent made the unpledge reminder yet so go unpledge if you don't want to be charged for next month#anyway someone is giving me a ride to the post office as soon as the post office opens at 7am so YIPPIE#car is still not repaired but i have things to ship out#envalopes and ALL of the rest of the monty pins#patreons really out here keeping me afloat#also i cant for october because of some Immense Finacial Stuff I need to pay but after all that is done i can probably safely pause Novemeb#i should really do something special for them that doesnt involve mailing things out but im not sure what#sara shush#personal#ramble#edit: i paused for october dnbdhfbngg
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chains of love got a hold on me..
#tigerghost#designs as always tm tm tm tumblr user nicktoonsunite#WHEN PASSIONS A PRISON YOU CANT BREAK FREE WHOOOOOOOOOAH YOURE A LOADED GUN#me n mels talking about how much extracurricular fun the guys could have in their hero forms#danny phantom. who can like. get chopped up in a blender and come out ok#and el 'chainhands' tigre. just saying. lots of opportunities to throw each other around for fun.#also love leaning into them both being ghosts. like yes! dannys not all alone in the human world anymore!#manny doesnt have the same fraught relationship with the ghost zone. it's a weird cool place he sometimes sees once a year#danny takes him there and he thinks its SO cool!!! kind of nice for danny. like yeah. i guess it is kind of baller.#when its decontextualized from some of the worst things thatve ever happened to you#anyways im just yappin dont pay any mind
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Im saying this with love in my heart, I highly doubt Siffrin likes people touching their face post canon.
#Isat#Isat Siffrin#Isat spoilers#Cause I'm about to explain why in tags lol#First up! LOSING AN EYE! He probably doesn't like people touching where they were JUST INJURED?? Plus I do think it contributed#To him flinching away from people touching them. Not being able to see the touch nor being able to articulate the way it traumatized them..#Next <3 Euphrasie... Darling... Sweetheart... Baby.... She grabbed his face and then proceeded to break his mind open like a watermelon#With the worst news anyone can fucking imagine hearing <3#Then Mirabelle slaps them! She does that! Lol!! Straight to the face!!!#Mal du pays grabs him by the face as well <3#Isabeau pushes them away after getting kissed... and these are just off the top of my head of things that would lead to Siffrin going#Nope! No touchy the facey!! No more ever ever forever!!!#But I bet Loop loves getting their face touched btw. I bet they love that a lot#Anyway it's my firm opinion that Siffrin has a very complicated relationship with touch post canon <3
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i don’t know if i’m ever gonna write the fic but i’ve been thinking abt like. the eternal stockade. the implications. lup, a lich who was trapped in a dark featureless cell for a decade completely isolated with nothing to keep her sanity but her own mind. she has to put people in the eternal stockade. how many liches does she see herself in. how many liches started out just like her. how many liches are truly too far gone. and the only liches we ever see other than her and barry are edward and lydia. they’re certainly evil, but mad? they seem pretty sane. they’re not, like, tattered echoes of souls, they’re definitely still people. even as much of a grudge as lup surely has against them, wouldn’t they remind her incredibly strongly of herself? do they deserve to be trapped just like she was? for eternity? isn’t eternity what turned john to existential despair in the first place?
#mine#taz balance#taz lup#lup#like idk i think lup’s down to kick necromancer ass but when it comes to being like. WARDENS of a PRISON. would that not be uncomfortable??#but like taking the job is the only way to avoid HER being thrown in prison??#idk the raven queen being a cool & chill goddess boss is definitely fun but when you actually think abt it#i don’t think i’d agree with her. i think if i lived in that world i’d think she were sort of evil#which like also to get into the hunger vs authority its not very explored because its not at all the point#the hunger is meant to be nihilism and despair and dissatisfaction its at its core an emotional story about joy & love#but like john starts out rebelling against laws. laws of the universe; except that it turns out a being wrote those laws (jeffandrew)#so the hunger is also sort of a force of rebelling against unjust constraints in the pursuit of freedom?#and the heroes end up preserving the status quo and saying you just have to find joy within those unjust limitations#which again. like. the point is that life is unfair and you can find joy and meaning despite it. which is true to real life.#i’m not saying the hunger was right or that despair is the only way or w/e like#yk like taz balance is not a story about society its more about. philosophy i guess#the point is that life’s really hard and you find meaning anyway and that’s preferable to despair and death#thematically for the audience we understand these are standins for ways of viewing reality#and in the real world reality is what it is. its just the world. there’s no authority that writes the laws of nature#like its not a ‘man vs authority’ story its a ‘man vs nature’ story#but IN UNIVERSE nature IS an authority. jeffandrew and the gods. regardless of how much joy you can find in an unjust world#if i lived in it i’d want to make it more just! but anyway like yeah barry & lup working for the raven queen#is kinda an extension on that idea of preserving the status quo#although i guess you could say gods are just forces of nature. theyre not PEOPLE theyre just personifications of existent natural laws#and it ties in w istus and fate as well#although fate is like a comforting guiding force rather than restricting & horrifying#^ pay no attention to any of this i don’t think it really means anything i’m just like. writing thoughts as i have them#not like a hard stance i’m taking just exploring some ideas#any ways#THERES A TAG LIMIT??
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