#not rick

[18plusrick]

my vibrator seems to have given itself a challenge to get me as close as possible to cumming before it dies and it beats its record every fucking time

[itsgrimeytime]

sorry for being so quiet!! My college semester starts next week and I have been BUSY getting ready.

I will still be updating my fics but def at a more leisurely pace bc homework is hell.

But I'm not gone!! Just busy.

Love you all <333

[animentality]

[assiraphales]

I don’t think we’re rick rolling each other enough anymore. 1. it CANNOT die out 2. this under saturated market is perfect for unsuspecting victims who’ve been lulled into a false sense of security. be the person you hate. bring back the dastardly link

[applecidersstuff]

Percy Jackson is against bullying.

He is however very sad that neither Annabeth, Clarrise or Drew had met Octavian in camp Jupiter, because as much as he frowns on it he would pay any kind of money to see those three tear him a new one for acting like a little bitch he is.

[vietsoul]

Rick Wolfmier | Colt Calendar, 1980

[h0rsegirlpercy]

Percy age 12: And if the mission required someone to push me down a flight of stairs for it to succeed… you’d want someone who won’t hesitate when they do it

Percy age 17:

[l0velysmut]

family: “why are you just sitting in ur room smiling at ur phone?”

me who’s been reading smut about fictional characters for the past 6 hours:

[goldenispunk]

[batcavescolony]

Percy Jackson but Hestia has a cabin. that is where the unclaimed go because she goddess of home and family. Demigods get claimed faster because when they show up Hestia glares at her siblings, nieces and nephews untill they claim them.

[senorboombastic]

‘Botanical Garden’ – Listen to the nineteenth episode of ’60 Minutes or less’, the new podcast from Birthday Cake For Breakfast – featuring Anna Erhard!

Words: Andy Hughes ’60 Minutes or less’ – the podcast from Birthday Cake For Breakfast – returns for episode nineteen and we’re joined by the hilarious and super charming Anna Erhard! Raised in Switzerland but now based in Berlin, Erhard had been on our radar for a few years off the back of releasing her first two albums – ‘Short Cut’ in 2021 and ‘Campsite’ in 2022. But it was her 2023 single…

[18plusrick]

seeing this much old man x triangle porn was not on my bingo card for 2024 but im not complaining

[finalatomicbuster]

𝗥𝗶𝗰𝗸 𝗪𝗼𝗹𝗳𝗺𝗶𝗲𝗿 for 𝗖𝗢𝗟𝗧 Calendar Men #5 (1996)

[lanadelreylover11]

I feel like a virgin when I search up “x Reader” with a new character I like

[hoezier-than-thou]

He said

rip Pokerface Lotus Casino gone but not forgotten 🤍✌️