#not quite the same

[poposusz]

Finally got this out of my head and into reality. A little more violent version below the cut.

[dyinggirldied]

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

im too lazy to make something like those v1 and v2 images with gabriel in it instead. is.it okday if you

i made this a while ago

[starlight-bread-blog]

Taizu/Taimizu might be a bully/bullied ship, but MAN is Taigen putting up with a lot of bullshit. The first time he meets Mizu again she ruins his engagement & his hair. When they finally begin to bond she smacks him in the head and he passes out to wake up in a torture chamber. Still, he doesn't tells them shit. He's all happy 'cause she saved his life, they're getting along again, and he's kinda hot so... then she drops the news that she stood by and let his fiance get kidnapped into marrying someone else. And also war is coming btw if you care. But hey, she comes back to save her, he sticks by her in near death, they'll be fine, he's sure she's good no-... aaaand she started the Great Fire of Meireki. How will he react?

[vigilskeep]

okay fascinating.

[whitesparrows97]

me: being nearly finished with a new chapter

my brain: what if the whole chapter would be in another pov 👀

Okay, I guess I’m rewriting for a little while 😅

[eviltomb]

[aaandbackstabbed]

You know what I'm a slut for? When a character visibly drops a ruse. Like, the way their face changes the moment they give up a facade and reveal themselves.

This applies to revealing love, apathy, anger, evil intent. I mcfuckin love it.

[panakina]

I think it’d be funny if Dick and Jason, due to wearing bright yellow capes on the job for years, are capable of stealth to a frankly unhinged degree. They barely have to try anymore it’s so second nature. Dick can just completely disappear while in the loudest neon clothes imaginable. Jason is constantly startling people who don’t understand how they missed a guy the size of a fridge standing right there. Bruce is extremely grateful for his unbreakable poker face because they have both startled him by accident and would never ever let him live it down if they knew.

[love-of-words20]

When I worked at an oil change, another shop found a squirrel under the hood of a car. The little dude was alive but really weak and so they put it on a little bed of paper towels and offered it water out of a mountain dew bottle cap. Then this chick decided that what would really help it were some cuddles. Fucking thing came to life, bit her on the face and then disappeared into the back of the shop. Now with two problems on their hands they called the area manager who sent her to the doc and tried to lur the squirrel out of the shop. At the last minute it ran past them all and dove down a storm drain never to be seen again. The manager in question knew he didn't always hire the best and brightest but I think that day he really questioned what the hell he was doing.

Don’t give CPR to wild animals: a thing you wouldn’t think you’d have to tell people but apparently you do. 💀

[offonaherosjourney]

Why did no one tell me that Dracula was a fucking COMEDY.

The book opens up with Jonathan experiencing a paprika overload. Dracula pretends to be the coachman and drives Jonathan around in circles until he decides he's established enough of a dramatic atmosphere. By day three in the castle Jonathan has picked up that there are no servants and Dracula is secretly doing all the chores, including driving him there. The first time Jonathan tries to shave, the count barges into the room, yeets his mirror out the window, refuses to elaborate and leaves. Jonathan also notices that he is a prisoner in the castle but doesn't dare to bring it up, which... is a mood, but also hilarious. A week into his stay he sees his employer/kidnapper crawling facedown out a wall

[queerdraws]

it's zoro's birthday!! happy birthday big guy, may you say many more insane things to your enemies in the coming years

[parisoonic]

these effing guys

[bebethsas]

y’know, I think Eddie and Chrissy would have liked the movie Rock & Rule.

at the very least I can imagine them bopping to ‘Send Love Through’ in the trailer’s main room while mildly high, while Eddie’s bootleg copy plays on his shitty VHS player

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

i vote that next year instead of reading Dracula we do a Jeeves & Wooster Book Club. those two never got the rabid tumblr shipping fandom they deserved (disqualified for the sheer technicality of being published a century too soon). we must correct this injustice

[technically-human]

St. Hilarion's ghost story