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the-best-bagel · 1 year ago

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does anyone actually go to dairy queen for the food? i feel like its all to real food what easy-bake oven cakes are to real cakes

#their burgers taste no different from microwaved white castle sliders #like this is not serious food #haha it sure is fun to pretend to eat a burger #basically #dairy queen beef is what people pretend mcdonalds is #mcdonalds is actually pretty consistently decent #like it registers as real burger #not play pretend food #posts that let u know im USAmerican

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fisher-price · 8 months ago

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Pretend Play Series

Agere School Stimboard

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834k · 6 months ago

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Teo: Since when were you an expert on bird anatomy?

Aurelio, who watched the annual Quetzlan bird show every year since he met Teo just to see him judging it until it went from hyperfixation to special interest: I saw it on TV

#the sunbearer trials #the sunbearer duology #tsbt #celestial monsters #teo tsbt #aurelio tsbt #He'd turn the tv off as soon as anyone walks into the room #or just change the channel #hc that the next channel to whatever was playing the bird show is the food channel and that's how Aurelio got into baking #he started pretending to be into it to get people to back off but then started genuinely enjoying them #and then he got two special interests for the price of one!

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stimmedhams · 9 months ago

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#stim #stimmy #visual stim #stimming #stimblr #stim gifs #stim gif #kidcore #pink #white #red #blue #play food #fake food #toy food #clay #waffle #strawberry #play pretend #cutecore

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allegro-designs · 1 year ago

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BEHOLD. A good boy deathclaw.

When discussing OCs as Fallout characters, @plinzer and I landed on my good good dragonborn, Badger, being a stand-in for Goris the intelligent deathclaw. Granted this one more has the personality of a California surfer bro, but he deserves to be a big ol dinosaur in any setting that allows him to be one.

Featuring his Totally Just A Supermutant disguise too

#Fallout #Deathclaw #fallout oc #in a sense #He even filed down his claws to be more friendly looking #''How does he hunt for food'' one might ask (and people do ask in universe I'm sure)#Badger: *picks up a salamander by the skull and slams it repeatedly into a rock*#Behold... dino dinner #my only regret with this is having not played the game myself I misunderstood the model art I was looking at #and I thought they only had a wicked long widowmaker claw on one of their hands but no they in fact are symmetrical #so just pretend I did that #my art

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thosewildcharms · 7 months ago

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i am chuckling thinking about stage 5 clinger rick grimes post-towl, plainly refusing to ever let michonne out of his sight. and michonne doing the same thing too, like they will be attached at the hip for the foreseeable future, and good for them!

so true, we support them in their codependent era!

#richonne #the ones who live #michonne would at least try to play it cool #but she would for sure run around the house in a blind panic if she wakes up and he's not right next to her #(he's downstairs making breakfast btw)#meanwhile rick is openly like yeah five minutes or more without my wife and i'm gonna start shaking and growling like tiny little dog #alexandrians are like it sure is weird that mr and mrs grimes have sewn all the sides of their shirts together from shoulder to hip #but we get food drops every month because of them so we'll pretend not to see it #judith and rj too it's a whole thing #checking in on their walkies all day between classes at school like it's very serious!

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imstuckin1999 · 1 year ago

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Playfood was the best in the 90s!

#90s #90s kid #90s nostalgia #90s toys #90s playfood #play food #90s childhood #childhood #nostalgia #pretend food #kidcore #childhood memories

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myreia · 3 months ago

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✦ D I S C I P L E O F T H E H A N D

Alchemy for potions. Blacksmithing for repairs. Leatherworking and weaving for mending. She is not an artisan, but the basic skills she has picked up over the years have served her well. Self-sufficiency has always been at the forefront of her mind, and she is pleased that she can keep herself afloat when needed. Besides, crafting is relaxing. A hobby or two here and there is good for her mind. —level 90 compendium

#ffxiv #ff14 #final fantasy 14 #gpose #gposers #ffxiv gpose #lvl 90 compendium #myreia screenshots #aureia malathar #oc tag #doh #give me more glam plates so all of my doh don't have to be on the same plate SE you cowards!!!#so funny story: i didn't want to craft at all #and then i came back from a 6 month break and started doing a bit of doh on my alt #and i really liked it #so i stopped playing my alt and went back to aur and now she has full doh/dol LOL #the quests are so cute i really enjoyed how different they are from the combat ones #and i love the doh/dol tribal quests (the ones i've done haven't done all of them yet)#they're a nice change of pace #i just find it funny that i went from basically combat only - kill kill kill - to “give me a second i need to make this thing rq”#retirement arc in full swing #but nah it makes sense for aur to be self-sufficient #she's not an expert at anything doh-related but she knows enough to keep her stuff maintained #she has a whole cooking arc that rearranges her relationship with food and family after feeling for years like food is for fuel only #and she makes her own earrings #one of the reasons she has as many piercings in her ears #(not possible in screenshots since i don't have the skill or the knowledge to add them to her ear mod just pretend they're there!)#and a piercing in her navel is because she did them herself as a way to regain bodily autonomy after defecting from garlemald #she fixes her friends and her partner's gear too when needed #also please perceive nutkin chilling in the background i love that little munchkin so much you have no idea

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lunarharp · 1 year ago

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little bit of modern au (SPOILERS for the zelda game.)

#witch hat tag #orufrey #zelda totk spoilers #thus ends the orufrey playing on their switches saga. oh modern au...the place where everything is pretty much ok. Yes i have joycon drift.#hey literally why do ppl leave private replies on twt. not priv qrts. that's like..fine. Whatever. but priv replies...who r u talkin to.#once i posted a comic about writing that went REALLY far before i deleted it and got 400+ qrts and someone left a string of private replies #Yeah go off king. What is the point #what does it mean. what does it all mean. <- me at all times looking at the internet in my puter and understanding nothing and just leaving #i'm obsessed with how i said that qifrey doesnt really 'identify' with link so it's hard for him to play games like this #but he cooks food and sleeps as if things are real. Oh what a mysterious fellow...my darling..meanwhile once again oru plays normally #qifrey: I don't really know who zelda is so... sorry that happened to her...bye.. Oh my stomach must be rumbling by now!#if you haven't seen the other parts to this saga he ended up caring abt zelda because he pretended to himself that she is oru. Princess Oru #i play more like qifrey btw. totk was really good

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fisher-price · 7 months ago

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pretend play series

Agere Chef Stimboard!!

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ittybittyberryshake · 7 months ago

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Time to see if I can somehow course-correct this toy.

#spite #look I get that she's bad but I genuinely have better things to do than pretend that online harassment is like...the Worst Thing #when she actually doxxes somebody or actually gets somebody hurt for realsies #sure we can talk about real problems #but so far? it seems like she's just a pest #and I play with my food

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clock0fmeantime · 2 days ago

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THIS STUPID FUCK KEEPS GIVING ME AN AAALLLMOOOSSTTT PERFECT SCORE WHEN I MAKE NO MISTAKES LITERALLY WHAT AM I DOING WRONG FOR THIS POOPY BUTT HEAD TO HATE ME SO BAAAADDDDDDDDDDD BRODYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY . BRODY I LOVE YOU SO MUCH WHY DO YOU HATE ME WHAT DID I DOOOOOOO WHAT CAN I DO TO MAKE YOU LOVE ME

#im pretending i dont send him coupons daily and hes probably really annoyed and also sick of eating sushi every day #but also he a college student so im sure he appreciates the cheaper food #i play this game and brody gives me a score thats one point off of perfect and it ruins my whole day #papa louie

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cuntwrap--supreme · 3 days ago

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Dog has a swollen lymph node. Just one for now. Which means her cancer is getting worse already. The longer this goes on, the more detached I feel from reality.

#I've been barely eating for over a week now and don't feel it #all the money i have is going towards her. i have enough body fat to survive without eating properly for a while.#but I'm just not hungry because nothing feels real right now #she's been breathing with more difficulty the past couple days too so i know the tumor on her tongue is getting larger #she's been whining so much too. like way more than she ever has.#and the prednisone has increased her appetite by so much that she's eating almost double what she normally would #she's skipped eating in the morning almost her whole life. don't know why. she's just a picky bitch like that.#but now she wants extra food in thd morning and snacks during the day and extra food at night #i was worried her food would go to waste after she died but goddamn #it definitely will be eaten plus some at this rate #she seems so normal. but i know she's getting worse every day and probably just doesn't want to bother me.#that's the worst thing about dogs. they don't want to bother you.#she's so opinionated when it comes to things she wants to eat or play with. but she's never let me know when she was in pain.#the only times she has are emergency vet visit times #like when my ex broke her tail and she kept putting her butt in my face to tell me shit was fucked up #or another time when her gut bacteria somehow got out of whack and she shat bright red blood all over my house #or when she broke a claw so bad it damaged the bone underneath #anything minor and i have to find it on my own #she's extra spoiled right now #i never tell her to stop unless she's doing something potentially dangerous #like yeah. let's sniff that same spot on the same bush you smell 8x a day for ten minutes girl.#you look hungry. have some peanuts or freetos or cotton candy.#you want snacks even though you just had snacks? bitch. have some more.#you want to sleep in my spot on the bed? thats ok. I'll go to the othef sidd where i don't have my cpap. get comfy.#i feel bad denying her anything when i know she only has a set amount of experiences left #there's a finite amount of sniffs she can snorf or food to be fed and i know it's pretty limited.#and then i get days like today where i don't even really start working until the time I'd normally be getting home #and that enrages me like little else can do because it's taking away from time with the only living thing that's real to me #except the longer i have knowing she's dying the less 'here' i feel. which makes her seem less real.#and i hate it. but i deny myself pain by pretending shit isn't real until it isn't. and then there's no more pain.

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arg0t · 21 days ago

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I don't think I'll ever be /as/ polyamorous as I was in college when I was "the secretary" for a polycule of like a dozen people, many of whom actually called me the secretary. Planning dates and mediating arguments and pretty much never actually dating any of them. Looking back now it seems closer to a 24/7 bdsm arrangement than actual poly lmao

#a lot of them are still together now and many are doing well #i still think well of most of the people i was specifically dating there but #most of the dates even then were 'sit on the couch with you while your metamours play video games'#or 'drive you to dinner in silence buy you food and then drive you home to eat it alone bc you got overwhelmed and started crying'#honorable mention to sam who shunned me for a week #pretending not to hear me or see me even when their friends included me in conversation and invited me to their table #for the stated reason of not believing that I was attracted enough to them #crazy times

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okcoolthanks · 3 months ago

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Yeah fuck it I’m brushing my teeth absolutely screw it dude I don’t give a FUCK

#I have to pretend I’m cool and awesome and not terrified and saddened by everything I do to be able to function in the life I’m in rn #yall ever not feel like you #anyways take care of yourselves watch your pets play in the hallway take a shower eat the food you want #sleep more than 7 hours #don’t end up like me

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queen-of-the-boos · 11 months ago

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Vent in tags sorry

#idk whats wrong with me lately but its not good to keep it bottled in #im upset at myself #it seems like every job i apply to refuses me #and all i do is sit here and sleep until my dad gets home because thats when things start happening yknow #we dont have any damn food and its just so tiring trying to be positive all the time #i dont wanna be here i wanna be in the mansion or the daycare baking cupcakes for people i love #i wanna sit in the mansion courtyard and enjoy the sounds of the fountain and the chill in the air #i wanna garden with peach #i wanna play hide and seek with moon #i wanna go researching with colress #i wanna do something that makes my time feel worthwhile because whatever im doing now only makes my motivation tank #im gonna. answer some asks i have and pretend im not here maybe thatll help me feel better

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