#not my short king

[chaoticcrowss]

someone get this man back in a grandpa jacket asap

[camilleflyingrotten]

[awetfrog]

stylising practice mmmmmmm

[greentea-and-cookies]

Gasp! 🍿🫢

[riadoodles]

omg thank you for all the nice reblog tags about my Rook 🥺

One more DATV doodle spam for ya’ll.

[lemonfroq]

go old man go

[ittybittyluci]

Lucifer heard Satan talking shit:

Idk this popped into my head a couple days ago and so naturally instead of working on assignments I started drawing this instead. Didn’t expect it to turn out as well as it did.

[bisexualcroissant]

i love that neil is canonically 5’3. like it’s easy to forget that he is also pretty small because of how much freaking aura this kid has in every room he walks into. i always forget that he’s literally like. he’s a short king. andrew’s known as the “tiny” goalkeeper but neil isn’t that much taller. yet he has insane presence so you kind of don’t even notice most of the time. and i love that he leans into things like his speed, his endurance, his agility when playing exy in line with this, as opposed to strength/size. it makes me love him even more.

[lilislegacy]

i’m just gonna come out and say it

if luke comes back in a future book, i hope percy is taller than him now.

[juniemunie]

[Abandoned by the Lightners, his heart became cracked with hatred.]

Hitting a lil' too close to home?

[siriusdraws]

geshu lin

[egophiliac]

So I was doing some math, and I THINK Skully is almost as tall as Malleus without his horns

I think the main reference to his height is Epel being surprised they're the same age because he's taller than Sebek, yes? which I find interesting, considering Jade and Malleus -- two of the tallest guys in the main cast -- are also there. and, since I've never been one to not think waaaay too much about the absolute stupidest minutiae about fictional characters, I see two possibilities:

one is that Epel is extremely good at eyeballing heights (I actually do feel like he could be? like. I'd believe he can estimate someone's height fairly accurately by calculating based on the life stages of an apple tree, or how many apples tall they are, or something else apple-related like that.) and Scully does, perhaps, fall into that narrow margin between Sebek and Jade in height.

OR two, out of the three certified Tall Guys there, Sebek is Epel's main frame of reference because he's the only one he's had any real interaction with for, let's be fair, pretty obvious reasons.

SO in conclusion, we still have no concrete answers and will probably have to wait until next year when we get his card profile, alas alas. 😔

[bridgekc]

one piece and detective conan bonding over being shows with preposterous numbers of episodes

(not enough tbh)

[protagaster]

Odysseus: My wife is too tall for me to kiss her. What do I do?

Ctimene: Punch her in the stomach. Then, when she doubles down in pain, kiss her.

Circes: Tackle her.

Calypso: Dump her.

Penelope: NO! DO NOT DO ANY OF THOSE THINGS! ASK ME TO BEND DOWN!

[arcane-gold]

planning wayyyy too far ahead and made a rook design (character creator willing)

in tevinter nights lucanis turns up with three broken ribs and is like “the job got done and i’m fine don’t ask” LMAO i feel like this will happen in veilguard