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letmetellyouaboutmyfeels · 3 months ago

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I am incredibly serious right now when I beg you all, please, and if you have Twitter or Tiktok or whatever to please spread the word: click on an author's profile on Ao3.

You want to know if an author has written more? Want to know if they're still writing? Want to see more from them? Want to know if they've written a trope or kink or sex scenario you enjoy?

Click on their name. And look at their profile.

I cannot tell you how many times in the last six months someone has read a new or newer fic of mine and said they (a new reader who has read nothing else I've done) "can't wait to see what you do next!" I've written 50+ fics and over a million words already.

"I don't know if you're still writing..." click on my profile. I am. I literally wrote a 128k+ fic for that ship last month.

"Would you ever do X?" "Please do Y!" I already did. Click on my name and look at my works.

Archive of our Own is a library. It's an archive. Not social media. It is your responsibility to fight back against the laziness that corporate algorithms have trained into you.

Click my author name. Just click it. Just click it.

Before you demand more, or ask if a writer will do XYZ, or wonder if the author still writing, or anything - click on their profile. Click on the author's profile.

I'm not trying to be mean or condescending or anything like that. I'm just exhausted. It's disheartening and frustrating to repeat myself ad nauseam, because someone couldn't take thirty seconds to do the tiniest bit of work to see if I've written lately, if I've written more for their ship, or scan my works to see if I've written what they're asking for. Please. Please. I'm begging.

Click the author's name, and explore before you ask.

#lincoln rants #I'm sorry but I'm at the end of my rope #I got a LOT of these comments on my Buddie Platonic Sugar Baby AU #acting like I was some new writer to the fandom #babes I've been here since the dawn of 2020 where the fuck have YOU been?#I am happy to answer questions! I love responding to reader comments!#but it is beyond frustrating to answer a question that if they'd literally just clicked on my author name #they would have gotten the answer to themselves #yes I have written more yes I am still writing yes I've been here longer than you have #and I don't mean that in a pulling rank/seniority way I just mean that in a could you please just CLICK ON MY NAME???#INSTEAD OF MAKING ASSUMPTIONS??? way #I'VE DONE MY TIME! FOUR AND A HALF YEARS! IN THE CIRCUS!#I'm sorry but sometimes I have to yell publicly a little #and I really do suspect this is people who are not on tumblr #so I am genuinely begging you #if you are on other social media platforms #PLEASE feel free to repeat what I have said #PLEASE I AM SO TIRED!!!

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gracefuldisasters · 10 months ago

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I needed to draw this headcannon about my favorite joke from the entire franchise.

Also, I want to see little Shadow and Maria just being little gremlin children.

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#sonic the hedgehog #sth #shadow the hedgehog #maria robotnik #shadow eats coffee bea #shadow has a ranking of all of the coffee shop beans in the city #my stuff #sonic

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frownyalfred · 4 months ago

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the funny thing about the Justice League is that a junior member can absolutely 100% walk into a Founders meeting and completely derail it by holding up their bleeding hand and saying “I think I need help?” and it’s over. Six different parental instincts get activated in one glorious, overlapping moment.

What was this meeting about? Who cares, it’s time to get the baby hero into the medbay. This requires all of them, of course. And then it turns out it wasn’t a bleeding hand but blood from a (hidden) chest wound and now that newbie is going to wake up to six different parental lectures being delivered bedside in the most embarrassing moment of their entire life.

#they’re all so Parent #you know #even the non parent #bruce wayne #batman #dc #jl #Justice league #Clark kent #Superman #ranking them in my head rn #even Hal’s in there

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koschgay · 1 year ago

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listen I know we’ve only had ncuti gatwa for ten minutes but oh my god I hope he stays for five series. he steals the whole scene every moment he’s on screen, he’s so sparkly and joyous and absolutely adorable. love of my life I hope he gets to kiss so many boys <3

#doctor who #dw spoilers #ncuti gatwa #fifteenth doctor #the giggle #gonna be way up with 13 in my fav Doctor rankings I can already tell

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rocketbirdie · 1 year ago

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hitboxes

#not pictured: plesioth's hip check extending out of bounds.#plessie is the least horrible one here and that's REALLY saying something.#no but seriously. why tf is kirin's ass end made out of solid stainless steel like a kitchen countertop.#bouncing off of it with WHITE SHARPNESS IN LOW RANK??????#i mean wtf.#my art <3 #monster hunter #monhun #mh

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cornettopickuplines · 9 months ago

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I really like Dan Feng... Dan Heng not that much (NOT BIASED AT ALL !!!)

#honkai star rail #I rank them on how they treat my wife(blade)#hsr #hsr fanart #dan heng #dan feng #renheng #renfeng #or should i add yingxings?#yingfeng #art #my art #i honestly don't know the name of their ship name

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dredgesnails · 2 months ago

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saw a few people on twitter making their ideal team ups so i thought i'd make a couple of my own

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kensatou · 8 months ago

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you think YOU had a bad day at work?

bonus: sid shrieking "no!!!! NO!!!!!" loud enough to be heard in the stands and on camera

#this is now my FAVOURITE game i've watched in real life knocking the game misconduct one off the number one rank #he was so annoyed the entire game and so annoying about it :')#he kept shrieking away on the bench and i couldn't hear a word from where i was seated #but you could just hear this constant yipping away dhfsgfkjshgfsjf PLEASE it was so funny your 36-year-old babygirl was BARKING #drew kept sitting there like... is mom okay... i don't think mom's okay...#also extremely good for me (since he wasn't really hurt) was the whumpfest of it all oh my god what ancient gods did he anger.........#geno kept Hovering in concern #po kept giving him little shoulder pats the way a sweet brave babyboy would try his best to soothe a rabid little dog #ek of course kept trying to slide right inside him and also kept skating up to him and STARING him in the face in concern/lust/both #also guys this is my first time in canada ever!!!!!!!! i'm excited #anyway. very good game for me sorry for this post but you know i love a #long post #sidney crosby #evgeni malkin #pittsburgh penguins #also!!! to all who celebrate #ramadan kareem/eid mubarak #<333 staying with a friend here through the eid celebration and they've been cooking and everything smells so good

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bunnieswithknives · 3 months ago

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Dev thinks the Minecraft movie trailer is epic, I think.

He likes nfts and ai art too smh

#fop nature au #fop #fairly oddparents #fop a new wish #fairly oddparents a new wish #fop hazel #fop dev #hazel wells #dev dimmadome #art #digital art #fanart #He does not understand what any of those things are but his dad says they're good so #remembering when my dad tried to get me into nfts (shudders)#My dad is like a legit high ranking programmer at a major tech company so theoretically he is actually qualified to speak on the subject #unfortunately I do not understand his explanations at all #anyway I am glad I did not take him up on the offers

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rochenn · 7 months ago

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Snapshots

#commander cody #obi wan #codywan #my art #sometimes i think of like. the GAR doing press stunts with high-ranking clones in fancy uniforms #to show that like. ”hey yeah we're totally invested in clone rights haha” and such #meanwhile the clones in question do not have the right to refuse to participate #much to think about #also #they </3 #star wars

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axoqiii · 3 months ago

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pony thieves 💥💥

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#akechi rank 8 but its mlp magic duel style 😭😭😭#pony akechi gave me hell when i was drawing him o(< hes literally so hard for me to draw in every shape and form. whats this guys problem #so is makoto pony actually but its okay i forgive her #ANYWAYS IM IN THE MIDDLE OF PLAYING P5 TACTICA DUDEEE DUDE ITS SO CUTE #theyre such little bugs in this game #started the dlc yesterday and seeing fresh royal trio content after finishing p5r brought tears to my eyes #my son (akira) my daughter (sumi) and this guy they brought along (akechi)#sorry im kidding hes my favorite character i swear #halfway through the dlc i had to pause and log off bc the dialogue options were killign me why are they so flirty its actually sickening #<- shuake fan who cant stomach seeing them interact on screen #persona 5 #persona 5 royal #p5 #p5r #akira kurusu #ren amamiya #ryuji sakamoto #ann takamaki #shujin trio #yusuke kitagawa #makoto niijima #futaba sakura #haru okumura #goro akechi #sumire yoshizawa #my art

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detectivehole · 11 months ago

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when the beat drops or whatever tf you call it in classical music in Danse Macabre Op.04 Camille Saint-Saëns (1875)

#its literally been my no.1 spotify song of All Time for three fucking years #not of individual years just of All Time in that little spotify ranking page you can look at #mine #you know my head is fucked when i looked up when it was composed and saw the date and though 'damn it's so young' girl no tf it is not #it's over 100 years old. which i. guess is young for such an iconic classical piece but come on

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frownyalfred · 7 months ago

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Jason to Bruce privately in the Cave: “That was the stupidest decision I’ve ever seen you make. Do you really think they’re going to want to be your friends once they find out the truth? If you could unclench for ONE minute this all could’ve been avoided—”

Jason at the Justice League meeting on the Watchtower ten minutes later: “If anyone even LOOKS at Batman I’ll rip their throat out. None of you fuckers understand how many favors he’s doing your sorry asses. If you’re too stupid to listen to Batman, that’s your prerogative. He’s the only thing keeping this damn satellite in ORBIT—”

#inspired by all the people who asked me about the batkids closing ranks #that’s what it looks like in my head at least #looking at Jason you’d never guess he just yelled at Bruce in the cave for 20 min #bruce wayne #batman #dc #batfamily #why would Jason be on the watchtower?#good question #reasons #red hood #Jason todd

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calwasfound · 16 days ago

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