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bittersweetvampire · 2 years ago

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My body is in pain, my brain is a mess, i hate life.

But there's My Chemical Romance. I'll live.

#my chemical romance 5 #my chemical romance #gerard way #mcr #i miss them #i miss gerard way and his sasiness #i miss him #fuck it's hard #life's hard #not my penis #i think i'm funny #i do not #i'm just stupid #and in pain #why am i always in pain #mcr first album is so great honestly #like I can't believe they made something so amazing and they were working together for the first time

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noellevanious · 6 months ago

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folks do i even need to say it.

#fine. my penis&balls

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illmasc · 5 months ago

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#from twitter #where is my penis girl :(#t4t #t4t nsft #transmasc #trans nsft

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prokopetz · 8 months ago

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"Would you change your genitals if you could" yeah, make it Bluetooth enabled.

#tumblr #polls #gender #memes #penis mention #put my junk on the internet of things

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cidnangarlond · 4 months ago

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#putting this here in case anyone decides to go looking for more info about my particular guy here #1) soccer player 2) gay 3) started for italy met and got engaged to his future husband while there and adopted a girl #4) ends up spending the rest of his life in germany bc he got traded but he WAS able to get gay married there #because it's legal in germany and not italy. ENGAGED FOR LIKE 15 YEARS BTW!!!!!#5) husband dies at 110 and then my guy dies 7 years later also at the age of 110 #6) I don't want to start a new life in the game because I played as him for hours and don't have the heart to wipe the slate clean #yusuf yacob you will always be famous. to me. sorry for making your penis injury gain interest #and sorry your mother died after being charged by a hippo

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punkitt-is-here · 2 years ago

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rarity learns of the hot new meme

#my little pony #mlp #mlp:fim #rarity #sweetie belle #scootaloo #cutie mark crusaders #horsecomix #my posts #my art #this was an excuse to use the phrase ''simpsons penis music'' as it just popped in my head

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foolsocracy · 8 months ago

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gotta add another noir variant to the gang

#the goober ever #see guys I can draw spiderverse art….#spiderverse #across the spiderverse #peni parker #peter porker #peter benjamin parker #peter b parker #gwen stacy #miles morales #my art #noirverse #a little bit #I always say to myself: thank god Pete didn’t have fog lake in the 1930s to kill himself to #cant decide of gwen and Pete would be besties forever or if their angsty emo energies create the frienemies of the millennium #itsv #atsv

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mikayesha · 5 months ago

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Mentally Imbalanced

#please dont flop plewse please i beg i will simply cease to exist #ace attorney #ace attorney art #ace attorney fanart #aa #pwaa #aa trilogy #aa art #art #fanart #phoenix wright #my tags automatically adds phoenix haha does this happen to everyone or am i jus incrsdibly ill #imsrorry #pk but can we talk about savior complex pheonix phoeni pipnrnopienix penis rig #phoenix wright ace attorney

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aimasup · 1 year ago

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Based on a Tumblr post

#my post #my art #atsv #across the spiderverse #margo kess #spyder byte #pavitr prabhakar #hobie brown #peni parker #miles morales #peter porker #spider ham #peter b parker #gwen stacy #spider ghost #miguel o'hara #atsv lyla #peter benjamin parker #spider noir

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danandfuckingjonlmao · 3 months ago

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dnp are so much worse than we could ever be. they bully us for being like omg they touched and then sit there screaming and giggling and kicking their feet because omg dan helped phil sort his fringe out in 2015 that’s soooo sweet!1!!1!!!!! 😭😭😭 omg did you see how they communicated without words?? 😱 they are so in tune with each other they have such a powerful connection 🥹🥰😆 so cute how dan was looking out for phil soulmate shit fr 🥺 let’s watch it again 😝😍🤣😵🤭🫨 like shut the fuck up?? fucking phannies?? you’re so embarrassing??

#it’s already annoying enough that we know they see two of anything and go ‘omg that’s us’#and that they send each other posts like ‘this was made for us 🥹’ and sit around going ‘oh my god that is SO us 🥺’ ‘i know! 🥺’ like go away #THEY HAVE A FRAMED PICTURE OF THEIR FINAL FANTASY CHARACTERS FFS WE CANT BEAT THAT #they are the biggest phannies there’s no competition #knowing that helps me sleep at night #i’m like ok being a phannie humiliating and shameful but it could be worse i could be dnp #/j #self love is good i guess #hi sanj if you see this im sorry for neglecting you i haven’t not been on twt #dnp #dan and phil #phan #dip and pip #d&p #dapg #danandphilgames #dick and penis #yeet my deet #dan howell #daniel howell #amazingphil #phil lester #danisnotonfire #yeet my deenp #tatinof #dnptit #pp42??#bog #tmogar

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 4 months ago

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You made her cry, time to die.

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #jiang yanli #jin zixuan #wei wuxian #This scene actually takes place many months before the previous scene.#Hence the outfits looking different!#Consider this a flashback within a flashback!#Speaking of outfits - no one noticed/commented on it so I'll give my little continuity nod away:#JZX's bandages on his wrist are from the *last* time he insulted Jiang Yanli.#I considered having WWX maul him like a chew toy again but I think this punchline hits funnier. A kickline. if you will.#And speaking of other outfit nods: This is a meta nod towards JYL's first appearance in this series.#Where I accidently made the flower on her dress look like a penis. Hoping no one would notice.#Then months later...just when I thought I was safe...someone pointed it out and I *wailed*. I AM SO SORRY SHIJIE...#I really to love this scene a lot. We have JYL just trying her best + JZX being a dickhead + WWX being full of rage. Mwah. Delicious.#I especially love how the audio drama comments that Jiang Cheng is on his way over. You *know* he's about to start swinging too.

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sophegg · 5 months ago

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Tubbo said the only time he came out was when he was playing fortnite with tommy and freddie when he was 14 and they were doing a bit about gay sex and Tubbo deadass said “well that might be nice actually”

#his actual words were ‘they were talking about penis on penis action’ but I didn’t think that was necessary to repeat #my streamer is insane #tubbo #my post

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rmsebi · 4 months ago

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