#not my headcanons

[catreginae]

Headcanon, Legend, as Fable's sibling, also holds the blood of the goddess and can pull off the occasional "light magic" tricks reserved for the Zelda's.

This confuses much of the chain until he reveals his relation to Fable

I can see him trying to keep it a secret at first and not use the light magic at all but then he need just a little bit more light so he used a little, hoping nobody saw.

But they did see.

So now he just uses it as often as he can just to make them wonder until he tells them the truth.

[thapunqueen]

saw this years FNV companions for pride but consider: raul is a bitchy old twink and Lily is trans (bc I love her and I said so)

GRUNKLE RAUL AND GRANDMA LILY ARE SO SUPPORTIVE

[welcome-to-green-hills]

I decided to have fun with a character headcanon generator, and here are the results:

"Sonic Wachowski has a roblox account." Now that I can definitely see

"Tails Wachowski is very willing to eat inedible things." Not sure about "very willing", but he probably has while living alone

"Knuckles Wachowski has chronic nightmares." Oh, he absolutely does given his past

"Tom Wachowski has an incredible long-term memory but an awful short-term memory." I mean, it's a 50/50 chance with this guy

"Maddie Wachowski can play the piano." Now I really want to witness that

"Dr. Robotnik shops exclusivaly at thrift stores." Maybe to spend his budget on actually important things like his precious machines

"Agent Stone has fallen asleep at their desk while working in the middle of the night." When your boss/boyfriend is Robotnik, this is just a given

"Wade Whipple enjoys doing taxes." …yeah, no

"Crazy Carl is awful with technology and doesn't know how to use a smart phone." The man is essentially Sticks' future adoptive father, of course this is the case

"Longclaw got hit by a bus once." Simply replace a bus with an arrow and we're golden

Haha! Aww, wow! These are fun headcanons. I can definitely see the Maddie, Agent Stone, and Dr. Robotnik one happening! Thank you for sharing these headcanons with me, my dear.❤️✨

Knuckles, poor guy…

Headcanon Generator

[taduki]

Asra, Nadi, and Muriel art (based on @iliveforyouilongforyouvesuvia’s hcs)

You can also erase and draw your MC in the place of my own, but please credit me. 🥺 Also, do not remove any of the watermarks please.

[allthebestscreennamesaregone63]

Accepted.

All of them, accepted.

Clone Wars Headcannons

All over the place but yeah enjoy

Ahsoka will let her men test out pick up lines before shore leave and give them tips on how to better pick up girls

Ahsoka picked up her eye rolling habit from Wolffe

Fives and Echo refer to Rex as “oh captain my captain” (Rex is very annoyed)

Clone troopers sleep better when they cuddle up with someone

Anakin has given Ahsoka and many of his men heart attacks when he randomly removes his prosthetic hand

There are painted line of the Resolutes floor near the medical bays to mark how far troopers have made it when they attempt to escape the medics

This usually ends with the medics full body tackling their vod and occasionally their Jedi

Hardcase has the furthest mark with Fives very near behind him

Much to Wolffe’s dismay young animals love to imprint of him during campaigns, he says he hates it but Sinker once saw Wolffe carrying around a baby loth cat wrapped in one of his blankets

Rex is a natural blonde due to a mutation and I will die on this hill

Fox and Wolffe have the highest spice tolerance of their batch and their brothers are very concerned for them

Based on the scene in the Umbara arc where Tup is hanging onto the gunship handle with 2 hands, he is a very nervous flier

Ahsoka noticed that Tup was a nervous flier and now tries to get on the same ships as him to help keep him calm

The 501st has different tallies up throughout the barracks for random things like ‘how many times the general loses his lightsaber’, ‘best quotes for the week’, etc

Clone troopers speak mando’a, kaminoan, and basic fluently

Rex always wins arm wrestling contests, even against Anakin

Ahsoka learned how to play sabacc from the Wolf Pack and has been banned from playing in most 501st circles because she always wins

The CCs have the ability to sleep with their eyes open and Wolffe and Fox actively chose to do so to creep everyone else out

Cody has broken his wrists and his shins from fist fighting droids but he continues to do it

Many troopers in the 501st have also attempted to fist fight droids but quickly stopped when the medics refused to treat them

Anakin has also attempted to fist fight droids and damaged his cybernetic hand enough that he had to get a new one

Ahsoka purrs when she sleeps close to other people 

Hardcase almost cried when he first heard Ahsoka purr because he thought it was cutest damn thing

Capture the flag is the 501st’s favorite down time activity

Cody has hidden drugs in Obi-Wan’s tea to make him sleep which Obi-Wan was rather offended by but continued to accept all tea given to him by his commander

Ahsoka set up a projector in the rec room and on hyper space trips she plays holomovies so her men can be ‘cultured’ 

Ahsoka is good friends with Padme and Riyo Chuchi and regularly gets together with them for girls nights

Rex has gotten a tattoo while drunk but Cody is the only one that knows about it

Ahsoka found out when her men’s birthday or decanting days are and makes sure to wish them a happy birthday

Ponds, Bly, and Fox were very confused when they received a transmission from Rex, Cody, and Wolffe’s vod’ika wishing them a happy birthday

[doodleswithangie]

headcanon that stan hates wearing glasses (for many reasons) and went without them for years until he really needed them

[Image Description: Comic of a younger Stanley Pines from "Gravity Falls." Alt text is provided and copied below the cut. End ID]

A younger Stan squints at his blurry reflection in the mirror, leaning in really close to see himself clearly. He sighs and grabs a pair of Ford's glasses on the dresser. Putting them on, he stares at his reflection. "Welp," he says, "this is unsettling."

He turns away from the mirror to adjust his tie, saying, "But it can't be helped." His reflection is now a disheveled Ford, mirroring Stan.

[mountainshroom]

If she has no fans call the ambulance cause I am dead

[fckbatmanhiskidsareminenow]

multilingual batkids. they learn each others languages so they can mix and match. for example:

tim in french: have you figured out how we’re gonna tell b we’re not going to that gala yet?

damian in arabic: no i thought that was thomas’ job?

duke french: me? no jason said he’d do something

jason in arabic: hey don’t drag me into this!

dick in romani: i’m gonna kill him i really i am

steph in russian: who are we killing?

dick in english: ah! nobody! wait i didn’t know you spoke romani

tim in greek: you’re an asshole

jason in english: wait my greek is rusty say it again slowly

tim in greek: you’re an asshole

jason: …. you motherfucker

cass signing: nice drawing

damian in chinese: thank you

dick yelling at bruce about something he did

jason in spanish: what language is he speaking right now?

tim also in spanish: uh all of them i think

jason: does bruce even know-

tim: no he doesn’t

[that-irishman-fan]

I've been crying and laughing at this for over twenty minutes now and for what??

okay, there's a trend that came and went on tiktok a while ago of people reading their lists of modern day things they think characters would have loved if it were in their time. i will never EVER get tired of watching them and those vids heavily inspired this post 😭 (ALSO FIRST WRITING SINCE IVE BEEN BACK LETS GOOOO)

so without further ado...

rip thorin's company, you would have loved... (pt. 1)

thorin

r.i.p. thorin, you would have loved lord huron

rick grimes from the walking dead

wet brushes

google maps

making a secret thirst trap account on tiktok

bilbo

r.i.p. bilbo, you would have loved trader joes

ring doorbells

facebook neighborhood watch

swiffer wet jet

keeping up with the kardashians

gandalf

r.i.p. gandalf you would have loved life360

caines chicken

st. louis city museum

grammarly

child harnesses

fìli

r.i.p. fìli, you would have loved Instagram reels

sad older sibling tiktoks

caseoh

0.5x pictures

hello kitty/sanrio girls

kìli

r.i.p. kìli you would have loved mewing

native hair wash

tiktok

snapchat streaks

photodumping on instagram

dwalin

r.i.p. dwalin you would have loved planet fitness

to catch a predator with jim hansen

the will smith slap drama

dude wipes

teenage mutant ninja turtles

balin

r.i.p.balin you would have loved ibuprofen

turbotax

eBay

low quality inspirational quotes on facebook

air fryers

bofur

r.i.p. bofur you would have loved impractical jokers

the superbowl

cringey minion memes

andy bernard from the office

snoop dog

ori

r.i.p. ori you would have loved minecraft

selling stuff on etsy

aesthetic pinterest boards

the perks of being a wallflower

spotify premium

dori

r.i.p. dori you would have loved five minute crafts

the pioneer woman cookbook

abba

hgtv

temu

(i forgot there's a 10 image limit😞)

lemme know if you guys want a part 2 !! it feels great getting to write whatever i want again!! love you guys so much!! also please send me requests cause i need to get these creative juices back into the flow of things 😭🙏 thank you! 🩷💘💞🌷🌸🌺

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[catreginae]

ANGSTY WARS HEADCANON (twice except one of them isn’t as angsty)

Wars is legally homeless and dead in his hyrule, abt 6 months after the war ppl did NOT like this man, so one day he just disappeared they put up wanted posters but eventually just assumed he was dead. In actuality he went to the remains of his childhood village (burned down when he was young) and went to live in the treehouse in the very back that him and linkle used to play in (which somehow wasn’t damaged) and has like a little cucoo farm, and animals and stuff it’s like a mini Lon Lon ranch (cottagcore wars I luv you)

hes trans and I will fistfight anyone who doesn’t agree with me. He came out to his big sis and linkle called him “link” and used masculine pronouns behind there parents back (the village was supportive linky boy was just scared)

ALSO REPRESSED SOUTHERN WARS PROPOAGANDA GIVE THIS MAN AN ACCENT

I've had an idea of Warriors faking his death before! Like, changes his appearance, teaches himself a completely new weapon, has an extensive new backstory, all that stuff! Heck, we can let him of a natural southern accent too, he has no need to hide it anymore!

My idea was that he rejoined the army like an idiot but I love the the cottage idea. Just a dude and his garden and his cuccos. The cuccos attack anybody who misgenders him.

[violent138]

Clark absolutely plays it up when he meets little kids dressed like Batman in Metropolis, referring to them as his old friend and making them ecstatic. He also has a habit of helping any little Robins he finds do flips.

Batman runs into little Supermans in Gotham and sends Clark photos of them from his lenses captioned with things like, "On the job for six years and already better than you" or answering questions about Supes like "Yes I am his boss."

[ahfrickenfrick]

nightwing being hurt in the field, and over comms he can’t get out what was wrong, nearly in shock, and jason puts on his best batman™️ voice and says “robin, report.”

and it snaps dick out of it enough to say concussion, possible broken ribs, and a gash in his side.

no one talks about it, and then a year later, damian does the same thing to tim

[ozzyeelz]

I like them lots💚

[bogglle]

sea grunks bonding because I feel like the universe needs more of it

[bereft-of-frogs]

There’s that post that’s like ‘everyone should get into a tiny niche fandom at least once’ fully agree, that was really fun -- but I would like to add that everyone should get into a fandom where their opinions run counter to major fanon because it really teaches you about sticking to your guns and trusting your interpretation of the text without having to rely on peer validation

because WHAT are people talking about sometimes