#not my greatest work

[busyasabbey]

Idk.. Just a wee date simulator thingy I just made 😂

[milk-carton-whump]

Let's meet Kerei and Siqill! Kerei has a lot to learn still... but I'm sure he'll get the hang of it soon.

Tags: @just-a-whumping-racoon-with-wifi @sideblogformindtrash @cowboy-anon @unicornscotty

CW: fantasy whumpee, cuts, blood, verbal abuse, gaslighting (lmk if I forgot any)

Broken Spells

There had been an explosion and blinding light, it wasn't his fault. He carefully lowered his arms that had been shielding his face and now looked around the room. There was shattered glass and ingredients scattered all over the floor. He sighed to himself and flicked his tail in annoyance, something had been written down wrong for the spell and now it had backfired in the most tremendous way.

He went to find a broom to sweep up the mess, how could it have been written wrong. There was no way possible. He thought to himself. His teacher was one of the most highly respected and regarded wizards around, he never would've made such a foolish error.

Just as he was beginning to sweep up the glass the door to the study swung open.

"Kerei! What was that noise?!" A great figure of a man, his voice booming with no effort as he spoke.

"It was just a mistake sir, somehow the spell was written wron-" He was cut off.

"Nonsense. You did something wrong. All my spells are written correctly. You're where the error lies." Siqill snapped at the boy.

Kerei flinched at the accusation, it hurt to know he was trusted so little. His eyes darted down to the floor.

"What are you waiting for?! Get down and start cleaning up! I don't want glass on my floor."

"I…um…yes sir." The young magic user said and went to start sweeping it up.

"No. On your knees. I want every shard to be picked up by hand."

"But sir…that'll take hours…"

"Don't argue with me. One day you'll look back and thank me for this lesson. Now get to it."

Kerei nodded softly and started to carefully pick up the sharp shards of glass off the floor. He loaded them into his hand as carefully as he could. Hours began to pass, and over that time cuts appeared and the glass took on a reddish appearance. He sniffled as he finally finished picking up the glass, his hands ached from all the open wounds on them. A spell could surely fix this in a breath, but he had already done enough damage today, bed seemed like the better option now.

[sesshy380]

I have finally brained through this struggle chapter! Yay!

*gives self big pat on the back*

Now onto the next...

[arinrowan]

one of the many problems at being bad at social interactions is that it's not the kind of problem that improves the more you avoid them.

[zeehva]

In honor of world poetry day:

Oh how the days would drag by..

At least until summer began,

Then dawn came and quicker so did dusk..

The cycle repeating until fall hit.

Then the days felt longer again.

I think back to how much I miss those fast and slow days

To simpler times..

When my biggest worries were, what will I do today?

Now I have no time.

No time to sleep, no time to cry, no time to listen or to take the world in..

Hurry, hurry, hurry, everyone's always shouting at me..

There is no time for slowing down.

Each day goes by quicker than the last.

How quickly January turned into March, and March into September..

Where do I find the time?

To stop and smile at the sun..

Or to stop and watch the clouds go by..

When I'm buried, and the earth is in my eyes..

Will I then, have the time?

To slow down and rewind, and maybe take one more stroll..

to see what all has passed me by.. while I couldn't find the time..

[butch-springsteen]

She subtend on my chord until I'm double the angle at the circumference

[pngblog]

[adobe-outdesign]

So in the Neopets' Battledome there's a challenger called Punchbag Bob who, true to his name, doesn't fight back. However, once in a while he's replaced with Punchbag Sid, who's just Bob with an eyepatch and the ability to deal up to 20K+ damage in a single hit.

Punchbag Sid is important because you get an avatar for fighting him. The problem, however, is that TNT has to manually activate him in order for him to appear, which has not been done since 2014 (aka ten years ago).

and then yesterday they just tossed him in for 20 minutes in the middle of the day without warning. people went fucking insane

[shigussy]

[teiasviago]

#welcome home Colin “My Wife” Bridgerton 🥹

[lazylittledragon]

i will never have this attitude to anything else in any part of life but i did not down monster and coffee and sit in my university library all night and experience rollercoaster level anxiety on the countdown to last submissions just so people can write their essays with chatgpt

[unofficially-ace]

I like to think I’m funny

(Song by Tom Cardy)

[frodo-a-gogo]

Let us be brutally honest with ourselves and with eachother for a moment. If he weren't obese you motherfuckers would be capable of percieving evrart claires sexy sexy moral ambiguity and complex charms

[hazieash]

Big week for himbos

[licorishh]

no way she's alive ?? yea those mental health breaks because social media makes people suck are wild huh

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

nothing, and i mean NOTHING, enrages me quite like this message:

like alright?? and i wanna do it again!!!!! i wanna do it on every fucking chapter!!!!! what are you, a cop!!!!!

and that fucking smiley face…

i wanna punch that fucker. and the period before it like ohhhhh myyyy gooooddddd fuck off shut up shut up shut up. i spend an exorbitant amount of energy feeling hatred for that passive agressive motherfucker.