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Low quality Deep Purple as vines y'all
#deep purple#ian gillan#ritchie blackmore#roger glover#ian paice#glenn hughes#david coverdale#tommy bolin#jon lord#paicey#not my greatest work#classic rock memes
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Idk.. Just a wee date simulator thingy I just made 😂
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Let's meet Kerei and Siqill! Kerei has a lot to learn still... but I'm sure he'll get the hang of it soon.
Tags: @just-a-whumping-racoon-with-wifi @sideblogformindtrash @cowboy-anon @unicornscotty
CW: fantasy whumpee, cuts, blood, verbal abuse, gaslighting (lmk if I forgot any)
Broken Spells
There had been an explosion and blinding light, it wasn't his fault. He carefully lowered his arms that had been shielding his face and now looked around the room. There was shattered glass and ingredients scattered all over the floor. He sighed to himself and flicked his tail in annoyance, something had been written down wrong for the spell and now it had backfired in the most tremendous way.
He went to find a broom to sweep up the mess, how could it have been written wrong. There was no way possible. He thought to himself. His teacher was one of the most highly respected and regarded wizards around, he never would've made such a foolish error.
Just as he was beginning to sweep up the glass the door to the study swung open.
"Kerei! What was that noise?!" A great figure of a man, his voice booming with no effort as he spoke.
"It was just a mistake sir, somehow the spell was written wron-" He was cut off.
"Nonsense. You did something wrong. All my spells are written correctly. You're where the error lies." Siqill snapped at the boy.
Kerei flinched at the accusation, it hurt to know he was trusted so little. His eyes darted down to the floor.
"What are you waiting for?! Get down and start cleaning up! I don't want glass on my floor."
"I…um…yes sir." The young magic user said and went to start sweeping it up.
"No. On your knees. I want every shard to be picked up by hand."
"But sir…that'll take hours…"
"Don't argue with me. One day you'll look back and thank me for this lesson. Now get to it."
Kerei nodded softly and started to carefully pick up the sharp shards of glass off the floor. He loaded them into his hand as carefully as he could. Hours began to pass, and over that time cuts appeared and the glass took on a reddish appearance. He sniffled as he finally finished picking up the glass, his hands ached from all the open wounds on them. A spell could surely fix this in a breath, but he had already done enough damage today, bed seemed like the better option now.
#fantasy whumpee#cuts#blood#verbal abuse#gaslighting#kerei#siqill#fantasy whump#not my greatest work#and im posting late in the day
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I have finally brained through this struggle chapter! Yay!
*gives self big pat on the back*
Now onto the next...
#not my greatest work#but it's done#it has the points i wanted to hit#that's all that matters#now i need a brain break
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one of the many problems at being bad at social interactions is that it's not the kind of problem that improves the more you avoid them.
#came away from several social interactions over the past week and a half and gone hm#not my greatest work#talked too little and then said the wrong thing#no middle ground#SIGHS
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In honor of world poetry day:
Oh how the days would drag by..
At least until summer began,
Then dawn came and quicker so did dusk..
The cycle repeating until fall hit.
Then the days felt longer again.
I think back to how much I miss those fast and slow days
To simpler times..
When my biggest worries were, what will I do today?
Now I have no time.
No time to sleep, no time to cry, no time to listen or to take the world in..
Hurry, hurry, hurry, everyone's always shouting at me..
There is no time for slowing down.
Each day goes by quicker than the last.
How quickly January turned into March, and March into September..
Where do I find the time?
To stop and smile at the sun..
Or to stop and watch the clouds go by..
When I'm buried, and the earth is in my eyes..
Will I then, have the time?
To slow down and rewind, and maybe take one more stroll..
to see what all has passed me by.. while I couldn't find the time..
#ooc#really quick write up while im at work#this has been heavy on my soul lately#not my greatest work#but it is what it is
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more public art! these fellas were printed on vinyl for the sides of a traffic cabinet
#art#painting#digital#coyotes#coyote#illustration#desert#my art#more professional work yaaaayyyy#i'm unintentionally becoming a Traffic Cabinet Illustration guy. this is my third one and i have a fourth lined up#you see once i complete my fifth one i'll be able to create the world's shittiest pentagram that covers all of phoenix#idk what happens after that. i'll just be powerful or smthin idk#anyways those swirly lines are so much fun to mindlessly render i had a lot of fun with this one tbh#greatest hits
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So in the Neopets' Battledome there's a challenger called Punchbag Bob who, true to his name, doesn't fight back. However, once in a while he's replaced with Punchbag Sid, who's just Bob with an eyepatch and the ability to deal up to 20K+ damage in a single hit.
Punchbag Sid is important because you get an avatar for fighting him. The problem, however, is that TNT has to manually activate him in order for him to appear, which has not been done since 2014 (aka ten years ago).
and then yesterday they just tossed him in for 20 minutes in the middle of the day without warning. people went fucking insane
#neopets#neotag#battledome#outdesign posts things#'punchbag sid returns' was not on my bingo card for 2024#hopefully they bring him back because I was working when he appeared and didn't even know until later#greatest hits
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#welcome home Colin “My Wife” Bridgerton 🥹
#bridgertonedit#tvedit#perioddramaedit#polinedit#dailypolin#bridgertonblr#dailybridgerton#userteresa#tusereste#userseeleybooth#bridgerton#colin bridgerton#penelope featherington#anthony bridgerton#polin#bridgerton spoilers#mine#OOOOOOUDSGJFHGSDFJGFFFFFFFFJGHJASHKJSHJDFHSJ#he makes me so... this is payback for me putting 3.01 him to my kink is karma isn't it#like ok ms shonda i am in fact sobbing my ass off all the time over him. it worked#greatest hits
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Let us be brutally honest with ourselves and with eachother for a moment. If he weren't obese you motherfuckers would be capable of percieving evrart claires sexy sexy moral ambiguity and complex charms
#i am (lesbian) sipping him like a fine DESSERT WINE#my evidence by the way is very simple and very damning. joyce messier. there i said it.#if you guys can appreciate the fact that Joyce is a complex figure worthy of disgust yes but also worthy of empathy#despite being a venal coward facilitating acts of violence and slaughter of the organized working poor of martinaise in the name of capital#if you can understand that she is a dimensional figure while also being an embodiment of the moral apathy and cruelty if capital owners#but you cant look at evrart and see that he is (while deeply flawed and morally suspect) also a dimensional figure#on top of the fact that his motivations are eminently relatable and dare i say it baser#and his greatest failing imho is in failing to advocate for the interests of *all* the poor of martinaise#opting instead to marginalize the inhabitants of the fishing village in favor of a power grab in the interests of himself and his union#though this is imo a bit of a grey area morally. undeniably a wrong and bad thing to do but done in service of clairs political goals#to gather power to advocate for the working class against ultraliberal monoliths like wild pines and fascistic orgs like krenel#still super wrong but i can follow the moral arithmetic there tho i don't like it#but like my point is if u can see that joyce is evil and pathetic but still cool and sexy but you consider clair flatly distasteful#thats cus hes not conventionally attractive#cus he is *every bit* as dimensional and interesting as joyce and he is not nearly as politically shite even if hes interpersonally a jerk
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I like to think I’m funny
(Song by Tom Cardy)
#gravity falls#gravity falls fanart#billford#bill cipher#stanford pines#dipper pines#mabel pines#I was struck with divine inspiration some time yesterday and decided I needed to make this immediately#this might be my greatest work I’m gonna be honest with you guys#scopophobia tw#<- about halfway through the video)#anyways enjoy I guess lol
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Big week for himbos
#tdp#Soren#I was already drawing the beach one when i realized his name also worked with ‘Enough’#this is one of my greatest epiphanies of all time#also he has a Hat!!#like in the movie#I love this good job ne#tdp art#the dragon prince#barbie movie#tdp s5#tdp spoilers#kind of cause of Hat#dianadraws
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Seen any cool frogs lately?
my son insists on drawing on our whiteboard every evening, so I am doodling cool frogs basically every day.
#art#this is not my best work#but he also insists on erasing everything on a regular basis#which means my greatest masterpieces have been destroyed before I could immortalise them#frogs#anon#anyswers by Mark
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timkon kiss inspired by the latest chapter of buy back the secrets by the one and only fer sundiscus
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i keep accidently reading timkon fics that are over 10k. like i just forget to check the word count & then 5 hours are gone & i scroll back to the top and the 90k is sitting there, waiting, staring me in the face. the timkon fic writers are putting something in these fics and i'm pretty sure its drugs
#timkon#to be clear. not complaining#some of the greatest works of literature i've read tbh#my stuff
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