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I’M A YENNEBOO TRISS STOP!!!!!!

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can’t stand these witcher contracts 😭 monsters always spawning en masse AFTER spent hours hunting them down and completed it.

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i’m not getting that 5k oren armor am i 😭

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I had to do something that I did not want to do, even though it was my job. And it hurt them.

AGATHA ALL ALONG 1.01 | 1.04

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just realized i was 3 when the first witcher game came out 🧍🏻‍♀️

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sigfried’s an annoying little shit for not being where he said he’d be. now i’ve spoiled myself on future events in the game in searching up where he is! he was already gonna die i guess but now i won’t feel bad at all when it happens. nice npcs don’t say “i’ll be in the order post or the sewers” and then go to the fucking swamp two whole load screens away at minimum 😭

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Before you vote on any of the polls please keep in mind that a blorbo isn't necessarily your favorite romance option!

It's been a month shy of two years since the first time I hosted the original version of this and now with the release of VeiIguard, think it's a great time to do it again!

Want to see absolutely none of this on your dash or in tags? Filter out Bioware Blorbo Beatdown as everything I post about it will have that tag included xx A link to this post will also be added to the top of my pinned post!

In Round 1 characters that are companions or equivalent will be sectioned off into groups of 4 while other NPC's will be sectioned off in groups of 5 from their respective franchises. The two highest answers from each poll will move on to Round 2 which will change to 1V1. From Round 3 onwards all characters will be merged together. That will continue per franchise until there's a winner for Mass Effect and a winner from Dragon Age which will then go against one another

Will Garrus keep the Mass Effect crown only for the title of Ultimate BioWare Blorbo to be snatched by .5 of a percent by the man the myth the elf, Zevran two beatdowns running? Only time and (your vote) can tell!

Links of the active polls are below in descending order of when they're posted! (they'll change to the winner's name once their respective polls have ended)

ROUND 1 - DA

- Alistair Theirin / Morrigan / Zevran Arainai / Leliana (Origins era) - Cole / Dorian Pavus / Solas/ Iron Bull - Wynne / Shale / Oghren Kondrat / Sten - Sera / Vivienne de Fer / Thom Rainier - Blackwall / Cassandra Pentaghast - Nathaniel Howe / Justice / Sigrun / Velanna - Varric Tethras / Cullen Rutherford / Leliana (Inquisition era) / Josephine Montilyet - Aveline Vallen / Sebastian Vael / Bethany Hawke / Carver Hawke - Fenris / Isabela / Merrill / Anders - Neve Gallus / Emmrich Volkarin / Lucanis Dellamorte / Davrin - Taash / Lace Harding / Bellara Lutare / Spite

- Jowan / Tamlen / Shianni / Ser Jory / Flemeth - Sandal Feddic / Brother Ferdinand Genitivi / Xenon the Antiquarian / Leandra Amell / Tallis - First Enchanter Irving / Loghain Mac Tir / Cailan Theirin / Duncan / Anora Theirin Mac Tir - The Arishok / Corypheus / Calpernia / Meredith Stannard / First Enchanter Orisino - Shaper Valta / Felix Alexius / Charter / Dagna / Horsemaster Dennet - Fairbanks / Grand Enchanter Fiona / Kieran / Briala / Empress Celene Valmont - Antoine / Tarquin / Irelin / Andarateia 'Teia' Cantori / Myrna - Evka Ivo / Ashur the Viper / Strife / Viago de Riva / Vorgoth - Maevaris Tilani / Caretaker / Illario Dellamorte / Johanna Hezenkoss / Elek Tavor - Felassan / Elgar'nan / Ghilan'nain / Mythal / Andraste

ROUND 1 - ME

- Tali'Zorah vas Normandy / Garrus Vakarian / Liara T'Soni / Ashley Willams - Richard L. Jenkins / EDI / Jeff 'Joker' Moreau / Kaidan Alenko - Urdnot Wrex / Kasumi Goto / Thane Krios / Zaeed Massani - Jack / Legion / Jacob Taylor / Javik - Miranda Lawson / Mordin Solus / Samara / James Vega

- Aria T'Loak / Saren Arterius / Matriarch Benezia / Kal'Reegar / Kai Leng - Nyreen Kandros / Sovereign / The Illusive Man / Conrad Verner / Charles Pressly - Doctor Karin Chakwas / Captain David Anderson / Admiral Steven Hackett / SAM / Major Kirrahe - Steve Cortez / Gabby Daniels / Kenneth Donnelly / Kelly Chambers / Samantha Traynor

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Before you vote please keep in mind that a blorbo isn't necessarily your favorite romance option The two with the highest percentages move on to the next round!

-> Master Post

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Before you vote please keep in mind that a blorbo isn't necessarily your favorite romance option The two with the highest percentages move on to the next round!

-> Master Post

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Before you vote please keep in mind that a blorbo isn't necessarily your favorite romance option The two with the highest percentages move on to the next round!

-> Master Post

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Before you vote please keep in mind that a blorbo isn't necessarily your favorite romance option The two with the highest percentages move on to the next round!

-> Master Post

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Before you vote please keep in mind that a blorbo isn't necessarily your favorite romance option The two with the highest percentages move on to the next round!

-> Master Post

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Before you vote please keep in mind that a blorbo isn't necessarily your favorite romance option The two with the highest percentages move on to the next round!

-> Master Post

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Before you vote please keep in mind that a blorbo isn't necessarily your favorite romance option The two with the highest percentages move on to the next round!

-> Master Post

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Before you vote please keep in mind that a blorbo isn't necessarily your favorite romance option The two with the highest percentages move on to the next round!

-> Master Post

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Before you vote please keep in mind that a blorbo isn't necessarily your favorite romance option The two with the highest percentages move on to the next round!

-> Master Post