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(what’s the story) morning glory // lando norris
summary: noel gallagher’s daughter has a reputation for two things: being the funniest woman on the internet, and really having a thing for american guys. to the delight of all, she shows up at one of her dads concerts with a boy from bristol on her arm.
pairing: lando norris x gallagher!reader
yngallagher just posted!
northern quarter, manchester, united kingdom
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yngallagher break through the barrier - tina turner
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user mommy? sorry, mommy. sorry!
user she really is that bitch
user real question: is she united or city?
-> yngallagher would you hate me if i said neither?
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manchester, england
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yngallagher acquiesce - oasis
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yourbestie SLAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
noelgallagher it was an honor sharing the stage with you, my wonderful daughter
-> yngallagher awe love you too dad!
user is it just me or did it look like she was blowing kisses to someone off stage?
-> user no ur so right someone was definitely there for her
user yn could single-handedly bring oasis back together
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entertainmentbuzzmanchester YN Gallagher spotted last night in the VIP area of her fathers Manchester show cozying up to this unidentified man. Gallagher, who performed at the show, was later seen leaving the arena with the same man.
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user has she finally found her american prince?
user we’ve lost her to a fucking yank y’all! the hold that eighties matt dillon had on her was too much!
stacey_spacey I’ve seen that shitty haircut somewhere before
yngallagher posted to her story!
landonorris so born jovi is better than me?
yngallagher maybe maybe not ;) listen i'm ready to hard launch whenever you are, but don't feel like we need to rush things
yngallagher you have my dad's approval, and where i come from that's like being knighted
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yngallagher my daddy likes him so you guys should too :) silvo dump is incoming, just have to get some film developed
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user hottie
user now that's defo lando norris fight me
-> user idk bro it seems like a reach to connect them together
-> user yes but have you seen the twitter thread by user stacey_spacey? she makes some good points
noelgallagher im just gald you aren't dating an american. i wish he was from manchester, but beggars can't be choosers
noelgallagher im just kidding, darling. glad youre happy xx
yngallagher just posted!
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yngallagher . . . surprise!
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user holy shit
charles_leclerc what the fuck
-> oscarpiastri what the fuck
-> carlossainz55 what the actual fuck
-> alex_albon what the literal fuck
-> yngallagher why are you guys being so mean to pookie?
stacey_spacey i was right HAHAH
landonorris you're my wonderwallll
-> yngallagher i love you too my sexy loser boyfriend
-> oscarpiastri what is wrong with both of you
user lmao why is everyone so shocked?
-> maxfewtrell when i saw them together at silverstone i was certain it was like a joke or a pr thing?
user he looks like he negotiated with god to be allowed on earth
#lando norris x reader#formula one x reader#f1 x reader#f1 smau#lando norris smau#lando norris x you#f1 imagine#ig aus#f1 x you#f1 x female reader#Spotify
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𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩 𝐫𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐚𝐥 - 𝐥𝐬. 𝟏𝟖 | 𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐫 𝟒𝟎𝟒: 𝐏𝐍𝐅 |
𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐫 𝟒𝟎𝟒: 𝐩𝐥𝐨𝐭 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐟𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 - 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐭𝐰𝐨
summary: if you love her, you have to let her go. who the hell came up with that? content warning: vacation romance. profanity. a couple of suggestive lines. one line of dark humor (toaster bath). fluff and angst. sibling dynamics (bullying). friendship. hard launch (but sad). emotional support esteban ocon (shrugs). heartbreak. this might count as getting together/breaking up. pairing: lance stroll x fem!black!reader
from serene: i feel like i have to reiterate that this does have a happy ending (in the next part). i think my tags are over dramatic asl but, i’m not trying to getting jumped in my inbox for miss tagging anything. also, i know lance isn’t a “popular driver” (whatever that fuckin means) but i’m in love with this smau, and i will not be accepting any judgement xxx
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instagram • ynplays • december 14th • cozy in a cabin ⚑
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ynplays: falling love with canada🇨🇦🍁🏒⛸️🌨️
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ynplays: sega cries after he walks us back to our room at night and leaves 😫
➥ user1: she’s just a liddol girl 🥹
➥ user2: the puppy has spoken u have to keep him i don’t make the rules 🤷🏿♀️
➥ user3: so...you have no choice but to run away with him into the sunset.
yoursister: booooo we get it you've been brainwashed by a canadian man 🙄🙄🙄
➥ ynplays: when was the last time you smiled today
➥ yoursister: it's difficult when ALL you do is yap about your crush on this hockey-core man 🤢
➥ ynplays: he gives himbo hockey player IM TELLNG YOU !!!
➥ user4: so he's canadian 😶
user5: his name starts with an L, he's approx 6'0, is brunette with brown eyes, and he's canadian with hockey player vibes👐🏻
➥ user6: i could walk two (2) steps outside of my house in ottawa and i'd run into a man who fits this description 😭😭
➥ user7: he sounds like every other bitch???
➥ user8: let's go through every minor and major hockey league roster again
➥ yourfriend1: "again?" who TF has time for that
user9: tagging THE nhl is crazy 💀
➥ user8: i'm telling you he's a hockey player
➥ user10: idk man he doesn't look like a hockey build in either of these photos🤔
igstory • yoursister uploaded!
[caption1; me and sis] [caption2; fuck. i guess they're kinda cute together 😒]
yourfriend2: did you see them doing snow angels together 🥺🥺☹️ yourfriend2: that had me smiling ngl...they're adorable yoursister: yeah, i'm just happy there's no red flags she's ignoring, he seems like a genuine dude
user11: do you improve of this lance? 6'0, brown eyes, brunette, canadian hockey player 🙂 yoursister: uhh i fear for his life,,are u gonna put a hit on him or smth yoursister: also he is not a hockey player lol user11: oh🫣 yoursister: i'm pretty sure he's like a car engineer or smth? i think i heard him say that
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instagram • ynplays • december 16th • sanctuary ⚑
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ynplays: i don't want to leave.
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nhl: not me crying 😩 - admin
➥ user12: huh
➥ user13: nhl admin relatable
yourbestie: aw babe. enjoy your last five days here :)
➥ ynplays: i only have five days left 😟
➥ yourfriend1: oh girlie...it'll be alright
➥ yourfriend2: i always hate this part of the vacation
yoursister: please ask lance if he's willing to take you off my hands. permanently preferably.
➥ ynplays: are you familiar with the term sympathy?
➥ yoursister: oh you're sad for real
➥ yoursister: 😕 therapy session in the hot tub now ladies
➥ user14: this is depressing me
user15: hey, you can just elope? i don't think you've added that to your toolbox yet
➥ ynplays: too sad to even consider it rn
➥ ynplays: nvm he invited me to his cabin later 👅✌🏽
➥ user15: use protection ���↔️
user16: i feel like this should have a sensitive content warning
➥ user17: my day is ruined
➥ user18: and my disappointment is immeasurable
➥ user19: THERES 104 DAYS OF SUMMER VACATION🗣️🔊
➥ user20: read the room man @/user19
twitter • ynplays • december 21st
instagram • lancestroll • december 24th
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lancestroll: winter break has never felt so short. i missed you the second you stepped away from me. happy holidays, baby.
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estebanocon: it’ll get better eventually mate ❤️🩹 believe it or not
➥ lancestroll: finding it hard to believe rn
chloestroll: come have some hot cocoa with me
➥ lancestroll: yn liked hot cocoa
➥ scottyjames31: oh mate…
➥ user21: okay, i'm concerned for my health. there's some sort of clear liquid leaking from my eyes
➥ user22: FUCK man this is sad 😕
astonmartinf1: chin up lance - admin
➥ alpinef1team: feeling for you mate - admin
➥ mercedesamgf1: sad it ended up like this for you lance - admin
➥ user23: the f1 teams are assembling like the avengers in infinity war for this
➥ user24: an unforgettable day in f1 history
yourmom: fix this. liked by lancestroll
➥ user25: w mama 🤩
➥ user26: tell him ma'am ‼️‼️
yourbestie: thank you for being good to her when you had her
➥ lancestroll: don't thank me for that.
➥ user27: cooking up my toaster bath actually
user30: well this is not the hard launch i wanted to confirm our theory.
➥ user31: brb about to create them in the sims and make them get married and have 6 children, sega, two cats and let them get old together
➥ user: realest cure for heartbreak
user28: no way they decided not being together at all is worse than being long distance
➥ yoursister: that's what i sad but nobody listens to me
➥ user28: why'd they do it???
➥ yoursister: my sister can be incredibly stupid about returned feelings. and for some reason she chose now to "protect her heart"
➥ user29: she deserves her happy ending and needs to allow herself to have it 😭😭😭
twitter • ynplays • december 25th
imessage • lance -> yn
© httpsserene 2024
#f1 x reader#f1 smau#f1 x black!reader#lance stroll x reader#lance stroll x black!reader#lance stroll smau#lance stroll x y/n#f1 x y/n#lance stroll fluff#f1 angst#f1 fluff#f1 x female reader#serene’s chapters.#⋆⭒˚。⋆. series special: formula 1#♡ ༘*.゚ love interest: ls.
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BREAKING POINT -
[ ot7 x reader ]
this is like super short pls forgive me tan twitter tl for context
tan on twitter!!!
8 participants - 8 online
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tae: yoongi pls unblock me on twitter
yoongi: kill yourself
tae: i tried guys why doesn’t he love me 💔
y/n: that was a pathetic try
tae: guess what
y/n: what?
tae: ligma man..
y/n: ligma??
jimin: no way 😭
jk: baby…
namjoon: really
y/n: WHAT???
jin: i’m with her
wtf you guys on about??
hobi: this is a sad day
tae: LIGMA FUCKING BALLS BITCH
y/n: drown
jimin: ur fault tbh
hobi: real
y/n: leave me alone
jin: look you made her upset idiots
y/n: IM NOT UPSET
hobi: cheer up baby ❤️
namjoon: it’s okay tae upsets me all the time
y/n: im fine
hobi: bts song
jk: i know bts
tae: me 2
y/n: i want to stab you with a pencil
tae: watch out namjoon
namjoon: she is definitely talking to you
tae: proof?
hobi: bts?
jimin: i’m gonna bts outta you shut the fuck up
hobi: aw man :/
jk: bts?
jin: beat the shit
tae: beat MY shit
jk: woah
yoongi: he actually needs to kill himself wow
tae: @y/n u 2
y/n: LEAVE ME ALONE
jimin: she’s mad
y/n: I’M NOT MAD
jin: y/n are you still with that scoups guy?
namjoon: didn’t we just find out they we’re together like a week ago?
jk: WE DID????
jin: she moves on fast tho so idk
y/n: NO I DONT????
jimin: yoongi mingyu jk scoups mark wonho minho san all of us
there’s more hold on i’m thinking
hobi: all of us?
jk: say sike…
y/n: ARE YOU FUCKING SICK???????
jin: woah major slut alertttttt
namjoon: shut up
y/n: ONLY LIKE 4 OF THOSE NAMES ARE RIGHT
jk: what
y/n: AND IVE ONLY FUCKED 2 OF THEM SO KILL YOURSELF LEAVE ME ALONE
yoongi: she’s a grown woman
y/n: RIGHT
sorry i’m hot as fuck and pull bitches it’s not my fault
jin: u mid
y/n: ur 30
jin: ok please leave me alone i’m sorry
tae: my body count is also 2
jimin: -2
tae: ummmm?
jk: i’ve killed no one
i could of but don’t worry
namjoon: ??
hobi: fyi she did not deny being with scoups
jimin: TRUE
jk: NO
y/n: i deny it
jimin: too late we know
jin: SLUT
sorry
pls i’m sorry i didn’t mean it pls don’t be mean to me
please oh my god i’m sorry it slipped out
love u
please
y/n: THIS IS NOT FEMINISM
namjoon: it’s okay if ur with him
jk: NO ITS NOT STOP SAYING THAT WHATS UR FUCKING ISSUE STUPID STUPID STUPID
y/n: IM NOT
tae: who have you fucked
yoongi: are you stupid?
tae: no i’m curious
hobi: OH IM CURIOUS YEAH
wow i love shinee
y/n can you please start talking to minho again and then get married to him so i can be at his wedding and we can be forever connected
jk: SHUT UR MOUTH
y/n: you guys know so much about my relationship life it actually makes me want to throw up
jimin: ur easy to stalk
hobi: she’s fucked jk and yoongi
tae: and me
jin: in dreams doesn’t count
yoongi: lol
tae: LOL AWAY FROM ME YOU NASTY BITCH
U THINK UR WINNING BUT UR FUCKING NOT
WHEN ME AND Y/N GET MARRIED IT WILL BE ME KIM TAEHYUNG WHO LOLS IN UR FUCKING FACE
YOU RAT
yoongi: L
tae: no
yoongi: O
tae: YOU FUCKING STOP RIGJT NOW MIN YOONGI
yoongi: L
tae: 6pm seoul south korea apartment block C floor 7 door number 279 a ak47 a man a mask and a fucking dream
namjoon: wow ok that’s great!!
nice vogue shoot btw jungkook!
jk: I WILL NOT FUCK U GO AWAY
namjoon: oh my fucking god
hobi: scottish pride!!
jimin: ???
hobi: was he not wearing a kilt?
jimin: a what?
hobi: killing myself
jin: why they put you in that dirty ass bathroom omg?
tae: dirty shoot for a dirty man
jin: ?
tae: what?
jin: just a bit crazy coming from u
y/n: tae you need to shower
tae: you in love
ha
fucking bitch
jin: do you fuck her or fight her damn?
jimin: right he’s pissing me off
tae: can you leave me alone i’m going through a lot rn
jk: dick
tae: ??
jk: a lot of dick
yoongi: lmao
namjoon: he likes men?
hobi: ewwwwwwwwwwww
jimin: homophobia?????????
jk: yes so he’s going through them
cuz he does not like y/n
yoongi: you say this like every 2 weeks
jk: because it is true
y/n: thank god
jk: no thank men
hobi: thx men
jin: so it’s not jimin?
jimin: what??
tae: i’ve never touched another man let alone sleep with one
hobi: amen
y/n: now that is just not true
namjoon: who cares
tae: I DO
hobi: no one will ever say those words to you
jin: i will
tae: fr 🥲?
jin: LOL
tae: ok kys
and fuck that bitch y/n
yoongi: have
tae left “tan on twitter”
hobi: cuteness overload ^_^
y/n: what crawled up his ass today tf
jk: hi do you need me do you want me do you love me
namjoon: can we just talk about life or like
jin: let me guess trees?
jimin: weed?
jk: OH MY GOD NAMJOON WANTS TO TALK ABOUT WEED
hobi: life is a downward spiral noting matters we are all slowly dying the government hates us money is worthless drugs are all around our water is running out
jk: where is it running out of
let’s catch it
y/n: tae was being super weird right?
hobi: super shy
namjoom: what’s new
hobi: new hair
namjoon: stop
hobi: forgive me master
namjoon: i’m at my breaking point
jimin: breaking bad
jin: drugs?
jimin: it all links back to namjoon…
jk: omgggggg namjoon is this true……..
namjoon: LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE
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pls lmk if you like the twitter concept idk if i’m feeling her yet but if you guys are i will do more idk trying to be different 🙈
#bts crack#bts fanfic#bts fluff#bts imagines#bts fic#bts text#bts x reader#bts x y/n#bts x you#namjoon x reader#jin x reader#yoongi x reader#hoseok x reader#jimin x reader#taehyung x reader#jungkook x reader#bts texts#rm x reader#suga x reader#v x reader#jhope x reader#hobi x reader#bts fake chats#bts incorrect texts
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full listen through complete, here are all my initial thoughts in one place
finally post malone delivering the vocals we always knew he had i love this man’s voice
gorgeous harmonies
i’m sorry charlie puth?????? depressing to hear wish she could unrecord that.
who’s gonna hold you like me? because we’re CRAZYYYY. who’s gonna hold you? — me. KILLLLLLL ME (me-e-e!)
my boy only breaks his favorite toys x my boy billie eilish mashup when
down bad waking up in BLOOD??? in BLOOD?????
staring at the sky chinese satellite moment ?? staring at the sky would’ve could’ve should’ve when i’m screaming at the sky moment??
and i’m pissed off you let me give you all that youth for free :(((( this makes my whole body ache
you sacrificed us to the gods of your bluest days and im just getting color back in my face :(
i’m having his baby!!!!!!!! first laugh of the album. so far it’s nothing but heart aching and then she’s like lol i’m pregnant jk lmao!!!
fresh out the slammer first second sounds like old western like guns drawn dueling in a ghost town
to the one who says i’m the girl of his american dreams UGH!!! i love her songwriting in this one it’s so mundane and winky. it’s so stolen moments of real life it’s so spoken word it’s so everything to me
my friends all smell like weed or little babies LMAO this feels like the sexy baby of ttpd
florence welch the woman that you are………
throwing my life to the wolves or the ocean rocks / drove my car off the road to the lookout could’ve followed my fears all the way down
what if he’s written “mine” on my upper thigh only in my mind. INSANE LYRIC. insane lyric. terrifying horrifying lyric. she is a master
i keep these longings locked in lowercase inside a vault and then LOWERCASE LOML. lowercase love of my life. lowercase loss of my life.
guilty as sin is the most painful breakup song i’ve ever heard it’s so awful it hurts so bad i can’t even think about it without crying
love the screaming in who’s afraid of little old me but i fear in some ways the lyrics feel more juvenile than the rest of the album
i can fix him is and cowboy like me are sisters
LOSS OF MY LIFE??????????? LOSS!!!! of my LIFE!!!!!!!!!!
793 dead 1 bazillion injured
i can do it with a broken heart spotify video just being eras tour footage lol just shoot me. just shoot me in the chest
lights camera bitch smile 1 2 3 let’s go bitch
jehovah’s witness suit is exactly what i’m talking about with her lyricism it’s so real life details it’s so moments out of context turned into poetry
were you writing a book??? :((( :’(((( the desperation of wanting there to be a reason for it all and a reason for it all to be thrown away she’s so used to being used/mused :((((
the alchemy .,, i’ll pass. idc about this one sorry there’s too much matty and travis it makes me :/
YOU LOOK LIKE TAYLOR SWIFT???? AS THE OUTROOOOO she’s crazy for this she’s bonkers
i cried my way through clara bow and then started it over and cried again. and then spotify said oh did you want yoyok now??
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The last Murder Drones Live Blog
I'm gonna miss this series...
[Premiere time]
Lordddddddd I'm nervous as fucking hellllll
STOP LAGGING!
woahhh 184K people are watching!
I hate that today was when I got cramps from my shark week.....
2 minutes left now...
I wonder what the intro will look like?
I wonder if we'll start seeing Khan's squad, N, or Uzi?
1 minute!
228K people now?!
This premiere countdown looks cool btw, I forgot to mention
[episode starts]
woah um no intro??
CAR!
gravity floating things..
outsite?
Uzi: I am god....lord that was her intro?
THE TEACHER I REALLY DIDN'T ECPET TO SEE HIM?!
he's so tireddddd
Why are why actually focused on him>
Woah the coreeee
Bright bright
he;s not happy hahahah
uzi! hi!!!
spinny
this audio...
NORI!!
is there really no voices?
aww....
man they are cute
i love them AW THE FACES
destroy cyn's heart?
GAH UZI?! WHERE
WHAT HIT U ship?
N!!!!!!!!
HUGS!!!
hehehhe poor N I love you so much
he's so bad at the pilot stuff
hehehe hugs
sniffling
WOAH um solver socer
these light tendrils are freaky
back to no voices
TEASER MOMENT
AGH this is so pretty
holding hands
WBDVSIJLKHOFIUWAODJSBIVHDFIJVHBIFHJ YES YES YOU ARE DATING WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! NUZI FANS REJOICE!!!!
kiss kiss please....
big hug
Uzii love your choas
J!!!!
WAIT N TIED HER UP!!!??
I LOVE N'S DRAWING "I O U 1 SPACESHIP"N I LOVE YOU
is j okay though?
she's um... okay with the solver?
KHAN LIZZY THAD NO! DON'T FALL
Thad's weapon :[
get the gun!
j you are fun
V!?!?!??!?!
YESSSSSS YOURE ALIVE
SHES RIDING A SENTINAL WOOOSDJNVKL :LNJFI
awwww the dino is wearing beau's cowboy hat :]]]]
hehhehe
'cant betray us that easy you NARC'
oops best frame to pause on, i'll share that later
IT'S THE I LIVED BITCH MEME
hehhehe Lizzy! NO
hehheshe's okay
oh no J please my heart :[ 'it tricked me too'
i love u V
HHEEHEHHEHE I LOVE YOU UZI YOURE AWESOME STOP HAVING YELLOW EYES THOUGH
stop fighting J and v :[
woah all the red :0
heheh their sunglasses
[pausing the video]
that was so much already, I am loosing it
262K People btw
[remuse]
hiya Flesha
creepy walk..
Lord the way she perked up in voice and facial expression when she said "hi N'
n it's okay... it's a lot....
WOAH WAH
UZI PLEASE NO YOU GOT THISSSS
QEFWGBOUDVSHJLFN WHAT??? YOU TOOK HER CORE?!?!?
WHAT THE HEK
N FIGHT FIGHT
N N N NO!
LORDD
Flesha stoppppppp
J WHY!?
N are you okayyyyyyyyy pleaseeee
flesha my god stop being so cute but so HORRIFYING
n is back kindaaaaa
n are you having a panic attack no no ahggggg
Uzi ir'aoky UZIIII
my lord flesha leaveeeeee
v and j?
V V V V V PLEASE BE THE REAL V
FAKE N
NO NO YOU BITCH ASS FLESHY
YOU TOOK N'S CORE NOOOOO
MY LORD THIS IS HORRIFYING
uzi......
V is so scared no....
DON'T EAT N
HAHHA THE SEARING
KHAN HIIIIIII!!!
FLESHA YOU FUCK
J STOP HERRRRR
UZI MY GODDDDD 'no one tramitizes these weirdly hot robots but me!' ahalnfidanfvsnkvdjv
V and Uzi love u
WOOO NORI I LOVEU
oh J's reaction to the gun
'k' Fleshaaaaaa pleaseeee
HAHAH NIGHT CORE
fight fight fight ooooo
these lyrics :0
The gun is charging now
THIS IS A EPIC FIGHT!!!!
Especially with Uzi using Nori's pick
J!!!!
LIZZY!?!??!
N!!! NO IT'S N!!!
N PLEASEEEE
OH MY GOD HOLOGRAM N
heheh seret handshake!!!
this fight man...
im speechless
PUPPY EYES COME ON!!
OH WOO!
hehaHAJBSL THE CUT IN THE MUSIC TO UZI AND N PRACTICING TH EHANDSHAKE IDEA I LOVE THEM!!!
WOAH GRAB THAT HEART!! B-BYE THEN !
It's black and white my god
These soundssssss so gross
UZI WHAT DID YOU DO!? WHAT IS THAT GONNA DO TO YOU
FLESHA ARE YOU GONE
Was. It couldn't have been that easy
UZI you look so sickkkkkkk
NOT A BLACK SCREEEEEEEn
Fatel error no no no no where are yoU!!
uzi where are you
THAD LIZZY!! KHAN!!!! GOOD TO SEE YOU
YDRXFHGVKBJN:LNJBHUVGIYCFTRFUYVGBHUNJLHBUGVYFCTRXUGVIBHNJI LIKE MOTHER LIKE DAUGHTER FOR THEIR PARTNERS I LOVE YOU KHORI!!!!!
He's so confuseddddd 'kinda hot' HAHHAHA
SCHOOL BUSS!!!!
hi dino!!!
awwww nuzi hugsssss
'i'm a damaged oc'?? WHATTTT?@?!?
lord I am happy bean
WOAH OKAY BACK IN SCHOOL
i am in love with u uzi
awww Khan is there for his daughter my heart
theacher are u good?
JLADBSHUVFDSJ THISIS TOO CUTE WHERE IS THE BAD ENDING?!?!?!
" WOOO THAT"S MY GIRLFRIEND" ADBSHIVUJAKODVBDNDSBVLEWIDSBVHUDIOJAIBHFUGYDO*UIHVUGHVOGBJGVUILHBJKGUDSIBUGYEWFUSIHDVUIEFWYO*DSIHULKJ
doll....
paper airplane of doodles AHHAHA UZI GAVE N A MANGA
V and Lizzy are adorable as well
i love uzi's eyes
WOAH WOAH WOAH CREDITS?!?!?
20 MINUTES WENT BY FAST BUT ALSO SLOW
EEE I AM SCREENSHOTTING THESE CREDITS
but where did J go?
aww hi again zi-zi
uzi...?
HAHAH CYN IS STILL THERE BUT JUST AS A ANNOYANCE!!!
okay this was the best finale ever
ALSO I'M ON THE MERCH SHOP NOW AND I'M LOOSING ITTT SOOO CUTE
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Can you do a mini review for heathers? /not forced
I'm obsessed with it rn and you asked for asks lol :>
I’D LOVE TOO :D (AND IM SO SORRY THAT THIS IS LATE)
Heathers
Rating: 5/5
How familiar I am: I’ve seen the og movie, a bootleg, and I’ve memorized the soundtrack
Characters: I love these characters so much! I really like how the musical gives Veronica way more depth and shows her regret for killing Heather C, Kurt and Ram (they really show this in “Prom or Hell”) ALSO CASTING DIRECTORS WHY DO YOU ALWAYS MAKE HEATHER CHANDLER AND JD HOT???? I’M NOT SUPPOSED TO BE ATTRACTED TO A (pardon my language) MYTHIC BITCH AND A PSYCHOPATH!!
Plot: Aw look! A girl finally gets her wish to be popular! 😊 And she meets a cute, totally mentally stable boy ☺️! I’m sure no murders will happen here 😁
Ok but for real this is such an interesting plot. When I first listened to it, you literally could not tell what was happening next. It’s really entertaining and gives a lot of characters a chance in the spot light.
Songs: Dare I say there’s not a single bad song. Candy Store? Iconic, even though my alto ass can’t hit those notes. My Dead Gay Son? Hilarious and their rainbow ties kill me each time. Meant to be yours? I love acting out being a little bit psycho :) Dead Girl Walking Reprise? I’m not quite sure why this song scratches my brain perfectly but it was my third most played song on Spotify last year. Blue? Even though I prefer “Your Welcome” since I think it handles the topic better, Blue is still unsettling under its upbeat demeanor. (just like All You Wanna Do) I could literally do a mini review on each of these songs if somebody wanted (actually that might not be a bad idea because I’ve lost a wee bit of motivation to do big reviews everyday as you could tell) These songs are great and the only one I’m not the biggest fan of is “Kindergarten Boyfriend” but I’m not taking off points because I can kinda sing it :3
Final thoughts: This is such a good musical with great characters, (AND great character development), iconic costumes, fantastic songs, and an all around fun (and kinda murdery) time!
ALSO FUN FACT WHEN JD SAYS “You’ll go to some college and marry a Lawyer” THATS A REFERENCE TO LEGALLY BLONDE BECAUSE ONE OF THE PRODUCERS (or maybe writers idk) ALSO WORKED ON THE LEGALLY BLONDE MUSICAL
#Sooo sorry this is late#I did it but then I didn’t save it#And I had no motivation to finish it#I’m so sorry#frog reviews#heathers musical#heathers the musical#veronica sawyer#heathers#theater kid#musicals#broadway#musical theatre
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i will be spitting my opinion on these shows cause even tho im hyperfixated af i honestly don't like some of them.
and when i say some of them im really saying i dont like bitch fartman shows. 😭
watching dp for the first time and some fop eps is just making me realize, yeah these are really just not for me fr... i personally do not like fops mean spiritedness and dp can be a bit of a handful to watch for the first time when your not a child. that doesn't mean i hate the shows mind you, fop got a lot of bangers but also a lot of flops, and bitch fartman writing is a real... drag sometimes.
i will say i deffo know i am giving dp a hard time cause im only a few eps in. but this is my first time EVER watching the show. i do love how the school kids are written, they feel shockingly real? or at least as real as a bitch fartman cast goes. their all not just only character tropes they have more then "pretty one" and "bully one". idk that's at least what i got from it 4 eps in. sams writing can be super awful cringe sometimes but i love her and tucker too. (it is just because she is a teen alt girl in a comedy cartoon written by middle aged men in the 2000s, she was cooked from the start.... its ok i can change her.....)
i love jimmy neutron a lot! (even though i haven't watched a lot of the eps yet). but its just nice and silly and sweet, same with mlaatr. i love iz cause its SO FUCKING INSANE, and its really funny??? like i have caught myself laughing out loud at a lot of shit from it. same with spongebob (to be fair im really only talking about the first few seasons and some eps later on), but its such a funny show!
mlaatr art style is just so fucking amazing, im 10 eps in atm and i already bought the art book haha.
el tigre is also very charming and kinda funny??? its like real stupid jokes but they always catch me cause my sense of humor is broken asf.
i say all of this but i love all of these shows a lot, even with my little picks on them. and hey! fop isn't that dead to me cause new wish looks really fucking cute and doesn't have that mean spiritedness like i complain about. i actually love when cosmo and wanda talk to each other now! its now not just lowkey abuse it's like, actual loving bickering cause they love each other! (YIPPIE COSMO IS NOT CALLING HIS WIFE FAT AND UGLY ANYMORE!!!!!)
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I mean i love rin and i love your writing so i could i not pay attention to details 👀
So this chapter.. The very moment kyoomi said 'she's been having quite the appetit' I IMMEDIATELY THOUGHT: Sukiiiii you really made her pregnant with Rin's kid....
I swear i was reading this in my car (im still in my car) and i groaned so hard and then yup its confirmed shes pregnant dhdhshjakak and then i remembered when you wete brainstorming about it long ago and you said you were thinking about making her pregnant and 🥹🥹🥹🥹
ALSO I FUCKING KNEW THAT BITCH DIDNT LOVE HIM AAAAAAAAAAAAA I WANT TO PUNCH HER SO BAD holy fuck how didnt we punch her when she was all like 'yeah i didnt love him, yeah i used him, yeah i was here first- can we be friends tho?' LIKE ARE YOU FOR REAL? I WOULD HAVE THROWN FISTS
Also rin all cute this chapter and needy and clingy and whining we didnt watch his game he's such a dork 🥺 i want to litter his face in kisses ughhhhh i should be angry at him but knowing my theories where right cause i got all the hints you left and that hes just confused and actually loves us but just doesnt really know how to deal with it just 🥹🥹🥹🥹 i want to protec him
Aaaaaa what fictional men do to me uwu
Also i really want iris and the kid to begone like realllllllllllyyyyyy 😒 im already having war flashbacks from broken records... Although the idea of iris also dying....... Isnt too bad 👀
i remember the brainstorming process too, there was just too many good ideas and deleted scenes we had to say goodbye to 🥹 the pregnancy had to happen though because . . . cough cough . . . it’s gonna be the main start of rin redemption arc.
also i know! it may seem like iris is one confusing character but everything will make sense once we finally see why she was so desperately trying to make amends with the reader. you would think she’d announce her pregnancy right away because that’s the crown prince’s baby, but somehow she’s more persistent in keeping her marriage with kiyoomi . . . curious, curious. but yeah rin please, he’s been awful but also he is soooo sweet when he wants to be. so much wasted potential if you ask me 😭 also nope HAHAHA no one is dying here but we’ll see whether they keep the baby or not
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i would love to know more about npd, i have suspected my mother has undiagnosed npd for years now. i'm not one to self diagnose at all or to diagnose people with surface level knowledge. i have been doing my research for ages, i am 99% sure she has npd. she is so abusive and awful, i thought all people with npd were like this ngl and now i feel bad because i have been reading ur blog and been looking at actually npd tags on here and trying to understand more. i know not all npd ppl are abusive but they can be. i feel bad even more cuz i think shes evil, and cuz i am sure she has npd i guess i associate everyone else with npd as evil. i'm trying not to now, i guess i was uneducated on the topic. it's hard when u have bad experiences with ppl with npd and bpd etc.
i guess the point of this is to thank you for sharing your thoughts & feelings and showing me a diff side to npd through ur blog.
also wondering if she can ever change. she will never accept she has npd i know that, she's only getting worse and i cant deal with it. i want to cut her off badly. should i? i guess im asking you because you are someone who has it and i just need to understand from someone who has it, i can read all the academic sources in the world but i think it helps to talk to someone real as well. sorry if this is too much or if its triggering, i really don't mean for it to be. i'm just so upset today because she's rehomed my cat and i can't take it anymore.
People with NPD can most definitely be abusive and you have nothing to feel bad about. Most people who obsessively hate narcissists are not even themselves actual victims of people with NPD. The fact that you so heavily suspect your abusive mother is but are still this open to learning more and empathizing is a beautiful thing.
Undiagnosed NPD is well and truly a bitch. If your mother does have NPD, she's certainly suffering on some level as well, but that doesn't excuse the way she treats you. Whether or not she can change is...difficult to say. I discovered I have NPD when I was a teenager and there were a lot of particular things about me and my life and my worldview that made me adapt exceptionally well to it. To go past middle-age with it being undiagnosed, that's very, very difficult. My own mother was an abusive narc and no matter how I tried it always felt impossible, literally, bleakly impossible, to get her to understand anything from my point of view or to treat me more fairly.
Ultimately, though, it doesn't really matter if she can or can't. You don't owe her that generosity. She's treating you awfully no matter the reason, and if you want to sever that relationship, do it. You don't need that in your life and it's her loss.
When my mother died, I was let down that I didn't get the chance to leave and tell her I never wanted to see her again like I'd looked forward to doing for years. I wasn't sad that she died but I was sad that I wasn't sad, that our relationship had gotten that bad. If I had left at your age I may still never wanted to see her again but would have at least had a much better opinion of her to look back on, because it only got exponentially worse as the years marched on. You aren't your mother's therapist. You come first.
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Nerdy Prudes Must Die: Thoughts During the Premier last night Part 2: Everything Else
⚠️SPOILERS FOR NERDY PRUDES MUST DIE UNDER THE CUT!!!!⚠️
AND THERES OUR BACKSTORY YALL!
I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER
She’s so evil I love her.
OMG MINOR KEY
FORESHADOWING???
THE HATCHETFIELD ACTION NEWSSSSS
Kyle and Brenda are so adorableeeeee
AWEEEE EVERYONE’S ADORABLE!!! they’re gonna die.
Mariah’s extensions kinda ate.
THEY ARE SO ADORABLE IM GONNA CRY!!!!
Jason and Kyle are so in love lol.
N-IG-HT-AWE AWE- ks!
FUCK clivesdale.
FUCK YOU CLIVESDALE WE’LL KILL YOU!
AWEEEEE
I LOVE FORGIVENESS!!!
oh no he’s gonna die.
Here comes the horror bro.
OMG ITS THE INTRO!
Get this shit a Kill Count.
OH MY GOD THE GHOST MAKEUP I LIVEEEEEEEE unlike Richie.
RIP Richie. He was just starting to live.
I hate theatre kids /j
HE’S EATING
THE SMOKE CLUB OMGGGG
OMGGGG ITS THE NAME OF THE SHOWWWW
HE’S RUNNING AROUND THE AUDITORIUM!!!
It’s giving 80s I love it.
REPEAT AFTER MEEEE I LIVEEEE
WHO WILL PRAY FOR ME WHEN I’M GONEEEEEEE
OMG THE BACKGROUND GIRLIESSS
THAT SHIT HIT SO HARD OMGGGG
THE NIGHTMARE TIME THEMEEEE
THE LIGHTNING!!!!
FUCK CLIVESDALE.
RUTH FLEMMING OMG
And we’re all caught up.
GASP THE COOL BEANS WERE SPILT
THE HATCHETFIELD ACTION NEWS WITH DAN AND DONNA!!!!
Fucking Clivesdale.
oh I love fear mongering.
YESSSS REPORTER JOEYYYYY DAN REYNOLDS I LOVEEEEE
OMG THEY’RE EATINGGGGG
OMG HATCHET SOMG EATS
NOT DONNA
“DAN!”
Ziggy cameo!!!!!
MAN IN A HURRY!!!!!
I love a cameo song!!!!
CHARLIE
THE LOCKDOWN OMG-
She ATE HOLY SHIT!!!!
GERALD
LINDA
THIS EATS I LIVEEEE
JAZZ HANDS
“Suddenly the show is real upsetting!”
HOLY SHIT THAT ATEEEE
Slaaaay miming Joey
The barbecue monologueessssss
What accent is that. Southern, New York, slightly British???
YESSS MIMING
PUNSSS
Oh Barbecue monologues is gonna fucking EAT.
Fucking TREVOR.
Thank you 10!
Uh oh.
OH she’s a theatre kid. Aw I’m gonna cry at her death.
no the lighting is red.
*Ruthy EATS*
She just wants to be loved ☹️
YESSSS LAURENNNNNN
Im gonna cryyyyy
NO THE RED LIGHTTTT
HER ANXIETYYY NOOO
NOOOO
Stop I’m cryingggggg
*Pets dead Ruthy’s head*
That ATE omgggg
*Drinks hot water instead of coffee.*
Fuck Clivesdale.
oh shit at the old Wayland place. Next to the body. Fuck.
GOD’S PLAN
OMG SHE SWORE
OMG SHE DREW A GUN ON A COP
OMG GRACE IS EVIL
OMG THE COP THEMEEEEEE
DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN
PAUL AND EMMA HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT
CUP OF BLACK COFFEE THEME
IM GONNA DIE
HE’S ON NEIGHBORHOOD WATCH
PETER IS HOT CHOCOLATE BOY CONFIRMED
If they start singing Your Fault I’m gonna scream.
Speaking of, “HWHAT???”
OMG THEY’RE BREAKING UP.
Love a good angry breakup sexual tension song
OH MY GOD HE CALLED HER A MEAN GIRL GET IT CAUSE MARIAH WAS REGINA GEORGE OH MY GOD
They’re gonna kiss.
Grace swearing is hilarious
LOOK OUT SHE’S GOT A GUN
*whips out a Canadian accent*
THE COPS THEME
INTO THE ALLEY OMG
*screams*
Omg she’s crazy
ALL TOO WELL MAYOR???
COREY OMG
why is the mayor…. Kinda fineee???
HE KNOWS. HE KNOWSSSSSS.
Why is mayor lauter….. kinda fine????
THE STARRY CHILDREN FUCK
AXES.
It’s the lords fuck.
Bro said fuck science.
GASP. He’s killing his daughter.
GASP X2! He foreshadowed this! HE SAID HE DIDNT CARE IF SHE DIED OMG I OMG OMG.
Her dad is a cultist omg
THE NIGHTMARE TIME THEME OMGGGG
THE BLACK BOOK OMGGGGG
THE FUCKING- THE FUCKING DARK GODS!!! WIGGLY AND HIS FUCKERS
THE LORDS IN BLACK OMGGGGG
He already performed a ritual didn’t he
OMG HEAD IN THE CAR OMG GET IT
well shit there’s red lighting.
shucks. nothing like traumatizing Corey and Mariah by killing their kid/parent
THE STARLIGHT THEATER (TGWDLM), THE MALL (Wiggly), OMG
Officer Shapiro eats. But NOT. Ben.
Couldn’t avoid the tide pods huh?
RIP Officer Shapiro, she was a bad bitch.
bring about the apocalypse. The apotheosis is upon us.
OH THAT HIT.
ATEEE
HELLO FWENDY WENDSSSSS
I love them omggggg
OH GET IT CAUSE PETER IS RELATED TO TED AND THE TIME ONE.
PALLY WALS!!!!
OH MY GOD EVERYONE WHO’S A LORD HAS DIED.
DROWSIE TOWNNNN
NO NEVER WHATEVER THEY WANT
why do I get Oompa Loompa vibes tho.
WHAT DO YOU WANT STEPH!!!
Nooooooooo my boyyyyyyy
They’re fucking EATINGGGG.
Oooooh they ate.
Noooooooo my boyyyyyyy
IM CRYINGGGGGG.
NOT A FUCKING REPRISE IM GONNA DIE
IM GONNA CRYYYY
I think I own that flannel.
ANYWAY I’M BAWLING MY EYES OUT.
OH MY GODDDDD
NOOOOOOOOO
OH MY GOD
IM FUCKING CRYING
IM CRYING
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
Grace! Distraction! Yay! oh no.
I hate this.
Grace is so evil I love her.
Sexxxx with a ghostttt-
ANGELA ATE THAT UP.
Grace, you fucking queen. *Smokes a cigarette after sex.*
LMAO HER CHASTITY GET IT.
THAT ATE OMG MY BOY IS ALIVE OMG MY FAVORITE STRAIGHT COUPLE IS ALIVE!!!
Rip Mayor Lauter, you were kinda hot.
FUCK Clivesdale.
OFFICER SHAPIROOOOO MY QUEEEN
OH MY GOD THE FIRST SPANKOVSKI MAN TO KNOW HOW TO DANCEEEEE
OH MY GOD ITS A POP PUNK REPRISE OMGGGG
oh this makes me smileeeeee
but the cliffhangers that come from Hatchetverse. What’s the twist.
This homecoming flash mob is too good. I’m terrified.
this is too good what’s happening.
What’s the twist here. What is it. WHY IS THERE A BLACKOUT.
THATS WHAT I THOUGHT. THATS WHAT I THOUGHT.
aweeeeee this is gonna be bad. Yeah, get tricked Jason.
She’s gonna kill him.
Yup. the sequel: Horny Pervs Must Die.
OH she’s a reverse succubus?
YESSSSS TWIST ENDINGGGGG
DIRTY DUDES MUST DIE LMAOOOOO
Grace is psycho and I love her.
Angela, my chaos hamster.
WHO WILL PRAY FOR YOUUUUUU-
Darkness will spare my soul!
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS
ATEEEEEEE
THE FUCKING HATCHET SONG FOR THE CREDITS I LIIIIIVE!!!
#starkid#team starkid#nerdy prudes must die#hatchetverse#npmd#lords in black#nerdy prudes spoilers#grace chastity#max jagerman#peter spankoffski#stephanie lauter#richie lipschitz#ruth Fleming#fuck clivesdale#npmd spoilers#starkid npmd
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fourth wing thoughts (no spoilers):
while reading:
- MIRA IS HOT she reminds me of totk zelda
- xaden scares me lowk
- why is xaden so mf big. HUH?! enormous ginamanasaurus motherfucker. in my head he’s 5 foot 10 inches and sleeper bod. next question
- i know rhiannon is sexy. need more of her!
- omg chronic illness mc YES
- violet is so cool lowk like acknowledges her weaknesses ✅ improves herself ✅ isn’t annoying ✅ isn’t a bitch unless ur a bitch to her first ✅ smart as fuck ✅
- bitchass jack barlowe reminds me of nacho cheese doritos.
- dain more like DAMN why don’t u shut the hell up 🤣
- dain is so protective savior complex core like bro has no faith in her aaaahdhdh honestly i would have snapped sooner because like why is he always talking like she’s a child and needs to be saved
- xaden on the other hand is always hyping her up. which is great but occasionally he goes over the top imo . we get it ur down bad my guy
- she’s sooooo silly calling xaden out in public all the time
- so happy dain x violet romance didn’t last. he reminds me of chaol from throne of glass
- ngl thought violet was gonna be the whiny shy useless mc but the whole book up to 60% is all about her getting stronger and cooler and hotter and she’s confident and figures her shit out without complaining
- i loooove her and her sibling’s relationship. it’s so real ngl. book of brennan is so cute. brennan and mira, and mira and violet. i love them.
- violets armor from mira is so cool ik she looks hot in it. fan art better slay
- NAOLIN MENTIONED ‼️‼️
- if she says “rippling muscle” or “he’s so beautiful” one more fucking time—expand ur vocabulary girl 😩
- dain bruh stfuuuuu bro is so annoying he probs looks like this 🤓
- so many cliches but all the cool world building and shit balances it out so well like i don’t even mind that much
- yeah she’s gonna get a special dragon obvi
- i was right 🤭
- dragon descriptions make me 😁😁😁 it’s so httyd and so much detail and care put into it i love it
- dragon world building is so 💗💗
- tairn the dragon u are so cool to me
- i want a dragon
- i miss mira
- xaden is so cool. reminds me of a wolf
- TAIRN IS SO UNSERIOUS 🤣🤣 sarcastic ass dragon
- MATES LMAOOOO so sarah j maas coded
- LIAM IS SOOOO CUTE so puppy dog :) sawyer too
- oh the telepathic connections. it’s so sjm up in here
- telepathy aspect is cool tho i like how this author writes it <3
- why r the dragons getting hot and heavy 🥵 🤨
- omg kisss!
- MIRA OMYGOD I LOVE U I MISSED U SO MUCH MY WARRIOR QUEEN
- ngl around 70% it’s not as entertaining as all the deathly challenges and trials from the beginning
- omg violets power 😮 im a slut for opposite aesthetics
- oh. not a fan of the monster dick sex. uncomfy lowk. good for them though 👍
- ok politics. i don’t care that much.
- OKAY CLICHE DIALOGUE I SEE YOU it’s so weird i’m not even that bothered by it when normally i would be
- this is becoming more romance than death-defying war college stuff :/
- lovers quarrel. lovers share trauma. then lovers make up. idgaf!
- me when the romance book is romancing 😐
- basic adult romance dialogue! welcome back. how are you today
- more monster dick sex. how lovely.
- xaden’s muscles keep rippling. bro stay still!
- man what kinda sex is rebecca yarros having 🧐👁️
- omg plot
- omg TENSION! BETRAYAL! TWISTS!
- oh the climactic end-of-book battle. ngl none of these details are processing in my head. what fight?
- i know someone had to die but why that particular person. man :(
- i’m sure this battle and strategy and action scenes are so slay. i’m dissociating tho lol
- aw xaden likes her so much. simp
- CLIFFHANGER 😮
overall: i liked the first half better than the second half. first 50% was soooo addicting. i loved the world building and dragons and war college and challenges so much but i’m just not a huge romance person. like the romantic buildup is amazing but afterwards i’m just meh. of course there was the expected tropey/ cliche/ booktok moments BUT most of it was overshadowed by how great the other aspects of the writing was. i dissociated at the end and didn’t really feel attached to violet or xaden or even the dragons (this is a me problem) but i think the ending is great set up for book 2 (will probs give it a read). like u can tell where the book is going but then the author does something unique to make it a little different than other books in this genre, so idk how many surprises book 2 will have. the fact that i read this is in less than 24 hours says a lot though. i hope mira comes back :D
#fourth wing#violet sorrengail#xaden riorson#violet and xaden#rebecca yarros#the empyrean#xadenviolet#tairneanach
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Gonna recompile some thoughts about the 13SAR characters now that im past midpoint!
Juro: Oh its getting juicy.... unfortunately my boy is still as intresting as a plank of sheet wood but im intrested to see if his character goes anywhere outside of the Kyuta stuff going on. Im also sorry i ever suggested to u to make out with Kyuta.
Iori: SHE'S SO FUNNY.... I aspire to have even an inch of her whimsy and dedication to being so #normal. I too would like to confess to my weird as hell crush disregarding the fact he's a dangerous fugitive. Girl of All Time
Shuu: Frat bot facade is slowly starting to crumble and im here to see it. Uncover the truth, gayboy‼️
Megumi: I FEEL SO SORRY FOR U GIRL.... 😭 May you find peace in the future but its an overall shitty situation to be in. truly have her in my thoughts and prayers
Natsuno: I WAS SO HEARTBROKEN TO SEE HER WHIMSY FADE AWAY ONCE SHE FOUND OUT ABOUT THE TRUE NATURE OF THE KAIJU 😭😭 I love that she managed to maintain her optimism despite the awful situation she's been put in though. Still a joy to see pop up on the screen
Keitaro: HE REALLY IS A GOOD BOY... He's just trying his best and i love him for that. You'll save everyone you care about i promise [IMPERIALISM IS LYING TO U AND TAKATOSHI!! I SWEAR]
Takatoshi: Boys be fighting demons and demons is bisexuality. I enjoy him a Regular amount and i appreciate seeing his himboisms so much in the game. I never want to seem him That sad again [IMPERIALISM IS LYING TO U AND KEITARO!! I SWEAR]
Okino:
Yuki: MY PRINCE.... MY SHINING STUD‼️‼️ I love her a very normal ammount and seeing her slowly uncover the truth is nice to see. Definetily much smarter than she think she is.
Gouto: The fact that he is ong for real Ryoko's government assigned boyfriend is the funniest thing to come out of the game so far. He's still gated behind a huge completion milestone but so far i feel like he's trying to make sense of the situation the best he can. Unlike Tomi though, he's very scared of the circumstances of if he disobeys orders, i think.
Ryoko: She's been such a mood so far that i now think of her with her hands on her head when i stress about my uni deadlines. Im so sorry for Ida being anywhere near her life. She should get a wife to kiss and heal her. I give her full permission to kill anyone who breaks her heart. My snarky queen
Ei: HE ACTUALLY GREW ON ME I CANT BELIEVE IT. He really reminds me if the cool rivals with a soft spot you'd see in shonen anime and I cant be too mad at that. I enjoy how taciturn he can be too.
Nenji: HE'S ACTUALLY SUCH A SWEETHEART... knowing that he was childhood friends with Miwako really made me like him more (esp with how he treats her!) Loveable idiot.
Tomi: MY MUTUAL... OOMF IN ARMS... #GIRL IN LAW. Literally love how's she's written her personality is so so colorful. She has definitely said some out of pocket shit on twitter before and ill defend her with my life.
Miwako: I WILL WRITE YOU INTO RELEVANCY MYSELF‼️‼️There is so much oppurtunity to write her as one of the 15. LET THEM BE 16‼️‼️ HER "easy to develop crushes" SELF CAN BE MADE INTO SOMETHING MUCH BIGGER TO THE NARRATIVE RAUGHHH
Chihiro: I can see she's really trying her best to save everyone from the kaiju and seems to resort to any means neccesary to do so... i appreciate the effort despite the uh. [gestures] unethical treatment towards minors ig
Ida: EVERYTHING IS LITERALLY UR FAULT. I CANT BELIEVE IT. This would be half the disaster if you learnt how to sod it with ur selfish desires i swear.
Kyuta, Not-Tamao, 426, Izumi: I CLOCKED UR SHIT, SNEAKY BITCH. I dont trust a word you say. """"Means well"""" in the end i think but has way more messed up ways to go around it compared to Morimura
Miyuki: So far looking like the only person willing to help these kids in a way that would not give them severe trauma. Rooting for u girl.
[No thoughts on Tamao since i consider Erika as 426]
#im already at 70% rememberance but i forgot to post this when I was at like. 55%?#so might as well#this might be peak#13 sentinels#13 sentinels: aegis rim#13 sentinels spoilers#corr.txt#IORI TOMI AND MIWAKO ARE MY OOMFS BTW. I love them so much. girls of all time
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KY'S LIFE IS STRANGE DOUBLE EXPOSURE NONSENSE LIVEBLOG: Episode 5
(spoiler warning OBVIOUSLY)
tutorial episode 1 episode 2 episode 3 episode 4
So i took a minor (like a week long) break after ep 4 bc ugh but im back now :D
highkey after that SHITSHOW of an ep (4), i dont even remember what the plot is nomo
max jumped into the storm ! okay girl yodo
chat im gonna be so fr this entire ep was hella confusing. it was a nightmare but not? it was real but not? what the fuck happened
anyways 2 moons 😍 it's to signify that the universes are indecipherable rn
HER JOURNAL ENTRY AW :( "i'm playing it with somebody new now"
i'm lowkey scared of this nightmare scene. LiS' scene was literally HORRIFYING
wait is safi like in a diff world from us
okay yes rhis is 100% a nightmare jesus fuck
pompedo text but cat is so cutesy
WARREN?? OH MY GOD
another glitch lmao, mose's cig is puncturing through the ash tray
YO HE GOT SAFI'S LINES.
POSSESSED MOSES??
Okay this is highkey cool
OH MY GOD IT'S SAFI NOW?? WOAH
OH. SHES IN OUR MIND TOO ! DUH
max take a selfie quick get her out
BLUE BUTTERFLY?? DONT FUCK W ME RN.
dog is this real or fake. im so lost.
WHEN ONE DOOR CLOSES 🗣
oh my god
oh my god
oh
my
god
BLACKWELL
um. why is it max and safi 😭 thats so random
it's giving me and my mutuals when we quote LiS ngl
highkey this is funny to watch
i'm so using this scene for a tiktok
oop girl u dont got no power nomo
OH ALSO !! TRAUMA YIPPIE
i feel like this would've hit better if they js redid the og scene w nathan and chloe but wtvr
JOYCE KATE AND VICTORIA??? OH MY GOD
i bet chloe's gonna be the last text in this
guys i forgot how to universe hop lmao
GO FUCK YOUR SELFIE??? THE BINDERS??
for yalls info, jeffershit got to 24 girls according to the binders on the table
WOAH RACHEL ON THE WALL
more trauma yay
"he is selling you for parts" ?
OH MY FUCK. THE SEAT.
OH MY GOD
"I'm not 18 anymore" YES !! YES MAX ILYSM
yeah okay so lucas is violently compared jefferson. broski one is WAY worse n it's not lucas i fear
the camera shaking was crazy omg
YESS FREE URSELF MAX !!
why's there a giant ass tree here lmao
MORE SITS 🗣
yall know damn well how much i fw these sits
apparently safi spoke but i couldn't hear the audio for her, i could only read the subtites ?
also the music has gotten highkey fire tbh.
it's giving Before The Storm vibes
one huge complaint about this game is the lack of dialogue between characters. in LiS u could spend ages talking to every single minor character and now beyond cut scenes theres like. reggie diamond vinh and loretta n thats it.
AH WHERE DID YALL COME FROM
this gotta be a nightmare bro yall keep jumpscaring me
Reggie !! my fav !!
bro what is a time vortex.
yay that totes made sense ! 10/10 explantion
poor reggie i love him sm :(
VINH !! MY OTHER FAV
Omg wait so they all remember both worlds?
woah okay sick
brother move ONNN. she dont like u
nobody:
max: maybe you should focus on what's in front of you (me) and move on (towards me)
LMFAO GWEN'S JS CHILLING OUTSIDE MID-STORM
ngl that's such a mood. Me too girl.
jesus so like max is gonna have to tell EVERYONE about her powers after this
AHHH CHLOE TEXT
"so tired of being sorry" max :(
LMFAO? VINH/MOSES ROMANCE AU OKAYY
YO WHAT THE HELL
Chloe in the Dark Room core
I HAVE SO MANY COMMENTS BRO WHAT
um okay we're gonna move on from that polaroid but. okay man. enjoy his telescope ig
woah this is a new place
oh my gosh this is a post-storm motel
WAIT OKAY SO i chose bae>bay, what happens in bay>bae for this scene??
this is making me sad guys. chloe come home
oh dear god please not another dorm time loop
bro what is max on abt this is very clearly the same fucking room💀
ohh the painting is diff.
its still the same room tho
FUCK U MEAN THIS IS A DIFF ROOM BRO ITS THE SAME AS THE LAST 2
okay actually i lied. cleveland doesnt have a hot plate
OH MY GOD IS THIS THE FIRST ROOM POST-BREAK UP :(
why is this bitch YAWNING so much. wake up.
woah wheres the color
THE WALLS ARE FAKE?? WOAH
okay yeah girl take a nap. no problem. totes time for a break. right now. mid-storm.
omg it's like her sense of reality is slipping
OHH okay fine. thats why they're the same room. that's kinda chill ig
N E B U L A
baby wake up this is a nightmare
oo double sits !!
fucking bitch ass fuck ass fucking dvsidhjdjd
loading screen.
max not hiding her powers core
this game is SO pretty btw. i love the sky
"i need her" U ALREADY GOT 2 WHOLE ASS LOVE INTERESTS. DOWN GIRL
these doors are so trippy damn
all that for her to be right behind us. cool
okay i like safi now that she's normal again
OKAY CONFIDENT MAX !! ILY
wtf they are soo gay in this ep
i'm genuinely gonna crash out over these loading screens oh my fucking lord
safi is literally chloe w superpowers
yeah okay she kinda got u there max..
oh great Safi's magneto again
oh hell no. max snap on her please. beat her ass into sense
safi out here planning the damn avengers innitive lmfao
what am i even agreeing to.
yes mr nick fury (safi) 🫡 i will be there to join your superpowered team🫡
oh yeah i forgot yasmin is like bleeding out rn
oh my god :( chloe reached out :(
MAX ANSWER HER?? LMAO WHAT
oh fuck yeah guys remind me to watch a video of this part bc i missed what max said abt the text
it's kinda symbolic how in the most peaceful scene we've seen with max, she still hears chloe's voice from likely the worst day of her life. like a symbol for how her trauma will never be fully gone, she's just living around it.
okay ik i was rambling this whole time about wanting her to have a breakdown but honestly this is what i actually wanted :( max healing ily
also tessa rose jackson is an absolute BEAST musically. holy shit
OH so the world's merged? hm
ig it's cool that they remember everything now, max isn't alone w the memories this time.
TIMBID GUY AND GOTH GIRL AW
reggie <3 loretta <3
okay so loretta's grown on me soo much. she's obvi annoying but she doesn't mean actual harm n she's kinda nice
and reggie my fav ! i love him sm
i may have forgotten reggie and vinh fucked (?). yeah my bad man
i'm still so confused. what was real and fake in that storm? what do they specifically remember?
"do u feel 2 ppl fighting in ur mind for the truth" (or whatever tf loretta said) nope ! skill issue on ur part girl
oh wow max asked for consent before snapping pics of every1!! rare sight fr!
that feeling when u post pictures roasting ur students and friends but don't respond to chloe elizabeth price's text
ALSO :( I MISS IRIS :( WHY WOULD U GIVE HIM AWAY :(
is it bc the text. that wasn't real max, i promise ur cat didn't fr send hate to u
good god how does diamond know abt our powers bro
WAIT DO THEY ALL KNOW ABOUT HER POWERS??? HOW DID I MISS THAT?? DID THEY LIKE TELL US THEY ALL KNOW??
max is HARSH with these captions
lmao "Vinh in his natural habitat ; A bar'
bro i love gwen sm. what is that pose😭
NOW HOLD UP MOSES. I DID N O T GIVE MY SEAL OF APPROVAL. ALL I DID WAS LET HER LEAVE TOWN. THAT'S IT.
no hate but why is diamond here and not reggie?? reggie was WAY more involved with this supernatural stuff then her
okay and that's the end of the game !
jk actually there's an end-credit scene (because it's the MCU apparently)
cool so diamond has magic. and safi just happened to know purely bc of a nose bleed. radical 😐👍
guys if u wanted to announce the avengers you could've referenced LiS2 or true colors instead; that's also ok instead of making another character w powers.
IM DYING BRO i've been making avengers jokes and then all i see is a fucking "Max Caulfield Will Return" screen😭😭😭 this is a joke there is no way yall are serious rn😭😭💀
okay um tryna lock back in now, i've got a couple notes:
so overall, this game was VERY if-y. it had some good moments, but the storyline was super unstable and it felt like they didn't really know what they were doing while writing it.
I liked the concept of a multi-versal murder mystery, but once they drifted away from that and started spiralling into the weird Super-Safi storyline it got kinda confusing to follow along
I truly think they had a really great idea with this game, but the weak plot-twists and boring storyline absolutely bombed it. (I guess you could say that the only murderer in this "murder mystery" was the game's plot killing itself)
I also think it had a really lovely messege about overcoming trauma, and I liked how they treated Max's PTSD with the storm (plus her heartbreak from Chloe was actually well handled, which was a huge concern for me when I heard abt it). I think her Dark Room trauma was treated kinda weird bc of the time vortex thing but honestly that was more of a plot-clarity issue over a conceptual problem.
At the beginning, I was HEAVILY judging the music. Maybe my tastes have changed in the past month or sum but now the music isn't that bad (I still HATE the intro song tho) and I actually like the new vibe this game brought to the LiS world. It was def different from the OG LiS game but I feel like thats a good thing since a huge portion of this game is proving that Max isn't that same teenager anymore. She's changed, the world around her changed, and so her new game is a reflection of that.
Also, the cat content... I LOVED customizing the cat, but I thought the add-on was gonna be more obvious and didn't even realize that I had missed the actual content until I went into the trophies menu after playing lmfao😭😭
I have like a million more comments abt this game but I feel like I got all my major stuff out already so I'm gonna stop rambling lol. I still have my pricefield rant/analysis i'm working on and I'll probably make some small comments while I platinum the game but this is it for my live-blogs !! Thank you to my hundreds of adoring fans for sharing these out to world and to the actual 3 people who interacted and decided to try and deciper my insanity ! 🫶
#life is strange#life is strange double exposure#lis double exposure#lis de spoilers#lis de#life is strange double exposure spoilers#double exposure#ky plays life is strange double exposure
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Alright the humors worn out and now I'm gonna roast this anon entire manifesto before blocking them, TW under cut for lots of nastiness and mentions of torture and death threats and abuse, I shouldn't even give them this honor but honestly I want to be able to roast them forever and have something to point back too and also with my memory I'd start to question if this even happened and that's no fun!
"If you fully admitted that you ship abuse as a coping mechanism and DIDN'T glorify Ouma, didn't reblog shit about how "actually he and Gonta were totally good friends, even though Kokichi constantly abused him, drove him to despair and savored every moment of his execution". Kokichi is a subhuman monster and the only person in all fiction that ACTUALLY DESERVES to suffer through Gold Experience Requiem's infinite death loop. You are a disgusting piece of human garbage that fully deserves to die"
Incredibly funny of you to fucking put a jojo reference in you saying about how awful kokichi is, Dio is worse, I am shipping you with the anon who won't stop calling Kaito a rapist on one of my other blogs. Anyways he's a kiddo in a killing game with a murder total of like 2, he did bad things but, like, saying he's the worst character in all of fiction when making a jojo reference is fucking wild, Dio is right there!! Literally kicking dogs!!!!! Kokichi doesn't kick dogs and is thus an inherently better person
"Have you ever heard of a torture called scaphism? Here's the lovely description: "The king decreed that Mithridates should be put to death in boats; which execution is after the following manner: Taking two boats framed exactly to fit and answer each other, they lie down in one of them the malefactor that suffers, upon his back; then, covering it with the other, and so setting them together that the head, hands, and feet of him are left outside, and the rest of his body lies shut up within, they"
Wow you are so bad at actually explaining things within an ask, you could have summed this up in like 15 words, "its where they shut everything but your hands head and feet in a boat" get to the fucking POINT
"hey find his flesh devoured, and swarms of such noisome creatures preying upon and, as it were, growing to his inwards. In this way Mithridates, after suffering for seventeen days, at last expired." This is what you deserve. "Shou Tucker is totes a good father to Nina that loves her so so much and he TOTALLY HAD to turn her into a chimera because he had no other option" that's what you sound like. Kokichi is a worse person than fucking Junko, because at least Junko forced her classmates and"
God you took so many words to say "you should be eaten and suffer for 17 days" who caressss about the history oh my god im bored to TEARS. Also at least Kokichi's plan worked, Shou Tucker is the shittiest alchemist in the series. I'm also not even sure if this method would work, i would simple manage to get loose, i am built different mithridates.
What did this dude even do im curious now, PFF LOOKING IT UP YOU DIDN'T EVEN GET THE DETAILS RIGHT BITCH WHERE'S MY HONEY AND MILK, ITS NOT EVEN A REAL BOAT IT'S HOLLOW LOGS, there's no even real proof this torture even existed god you're bad at this you might as well shut me in an iron maiden , also the guy killed a guy i guess, I don't actually care, but anyway you wouldn't even do it right I'd be fine
"sister into a killing game BECAUSE SHE GENUINELY LOVED THEM and killing them and making them suffer was a way to bring herself as much despair as possible. Kokichi, however, is just a sadist that enjoys everyone's suffering and doesn't even feel despair when others die. Everything he does is for his own amusement, not for ANY altruistic motive. He PURPOSELY drove Gonta to despair just to see him suffer. He made him kill Miu just so he would see Gonta's despair when he's exposed and executed for"
Did she end the world because she loved them? did she have her sister murder an entire middle school out of love? Did she pluck a guys eye out of love and make him eat it out of love? Did she have the entire student council massacred out of love? Junko deserves better don't drag her into this, she wants to be seen as evil and despairing stop woobifying her it's hurting her. Kokichi's motive was survival, and even if you disagree with that, he says multiple times and in his final words how he was lying to himself to survive. However, even if that WASNT TRUE or it was ALL A LIE his death count is once again two whole people, Maki got two people killed out of sadism as well but I don't see you yelling about her. Even if he was the most evil person ever, he again, only got TWO PEOPLE KILLED, that's NOTHING. Even if he was a sadist who only wanted to torment and hurt people, he ain't the mastermind, and he didn't get to actually do a lot of tormenting. Everything you are saying about Kokichi, is just Junko, and you seem to love her. Hypocrite.
"for killing her. He ENJOYED EVERY SINGLE MOMENT of Gonta's suffering and anguish. Kokichi's crying for Gonta was so obviously fake it is sickening. And don't mention the DRS. They flattened Genocide Jack and Tenko's characters into "bYaKuYa!!!111" and "fUk MaLeS!!!!111" and portrayed Junko, Monaca and Kokichi as almost normal people and not the monsters they actually are in canon. So don't even talk to me like this somehow proves that Kokichi would be friends with Gonta outside the killing game."
Buddy who even brought up Danganronpa S? Wasn't me, they don't even have many interactions in DRS, everything I'm talking about here is straight from the base game don't worry. Also Monaca is like 10. You have got to get better at formatting this it's so hard to follow. Even if Kokichi enjoyed all that suffering, Mikan is right there, having her kills actually be about despair, and yet you only focus on Kokichi like this is a unique sin, curious.
"You deserve to rot in the garbage, eaten by maggots. You don't deserve to be treated as a human being, to have human rights. You are a piece of garbage. You deserve to have your bones shattered and left to rot in a garbage container.You are an abuse apologist and a victim blamer.Kokichi just used Gonta as a tool because Gonta's nonexistent social skills, his low self esteem and desire to do ANYTHING to be useful, to finally be able to help his friends made him a perfect target for Kokichi."
I am at MOST an abuse apologist by your logic as I have never once said Gonta deserved to die, just that Gonta made his choice and even afterwards of getting caught he didn't regret it. It's not abuse though, it never was abuse, abuse is a PATTERN of behavior, one incident, two if you count the meet and greet, is not enough to set that pattern in stone. Especially when Gonta already got his revenge for the meet and greet.
While Gonta was the perfect target, it's not abuse, that's not what abuse is. Kokichi flashed Gonta with the light and told him his plan, while he definitely was manipulative, that's not abuse. You're just spouting buzzwords at this point. Also incredibly funny to call ME the abuse apologists when YOU'RE sending me graphic death threats, like buddy, I don't know how to tell you that you're the aggressor here
Kokichi never cared about Gonta.You deserve to die a slow, agonizing death by getting your guts pulled out. Everyone would be happy if you died. Everyone. Your father, your mother, your siblings, you are just a burden for them. They would be really happy if you died.
HA that's so fucking weak, you don't know me or my situation, you don't know my friends. Sorry you have friends who would disown you for shipping something they don't like, my friends enable and care about me. While my parents are incredibly patient and kind with me. Getting my guts pulled out is kinda erotic though can you do it tenderly for me? I mean not like I'd ask you, I know exactly which friend I'd go to if I wanted someone to hold my guts tenderly.
Gonta himself said that he doesn't trust Kokichi anymore after Chapter 2's events. Most likely, he doesn't even consider Kokichi his friend. I don't know where you the idea that they were "FRIENDS UWU" in any way. They weren't. Kokichi's tears for Gonta were clearly COMPLETELY FAKE, only meant to give his evil rant more impact to maake others believe that maybe he did care about Gonta after all only to make his reveal more painful. It very clearly ISN'T genuine in any way.
Boy howdy I love how things are up to interpretation in this series and how people can have rational discussions about how they perceive the same event. Just kidding, you're unhinged! Anyways you can not trust someone but also still care about them Gonta did not want Kokichi to die, Gonta cares about all of his classmates, Gonta cares. To assume otherwise goes against everything Gonta stands for. He's not a toddler, he can have nuance about people. He's a smarter lad then you give him credit for.
Gonta was groomed and manipulated into becoming a murder weapon. He's not to blame for Miu's death AT ALL. Gonta was manipulated. Manipulation isn't just forcing someone to do it with a threat. Kokichi wrongfully convinced him that it was for the better, taking advantage of Gonta's low self-esteem and desperation to help others. You've never been manipulated or abused in your life if you're saying Gonta could've just declined. It's not easy to just decline your abuser. Abusers can pressure you
Not what grooming means in the slightest but thanks for trying. You're just repeating yourself at this point, pathetic. Everyone was desperate that trial, what happened is a tragedy, but to deny Gonta any blame is to deny Gonta any agency he is not a helpless toddler. He is AWARE Kokichi is a liar, he is AWARE of what Kokichi does, and even if he is manipulated, he categorically does not regret as alter ego gonta, he's so sad it happened, but he still thinks its for the best they don't know the truth. Gonta agreed with Kokichi that there is no happy ending with the knowledge of the outside world.
And as for when Gonta says "Don't blame Kokichi anymore", you'd be a complete moron to trust GONTA in this situation. Gonta is THE LEAST VALID PERSON to trust in this case. Have you ever heard of Stockholm Syndrome? Many real-life cases of abuse have similar patterns of victims. While Stockholm syndrome is commonly associated with a hostage or kidnapping situation, it can apply to abusive relationships, when the abuse victim begins to express love for their abuser.
Stockholm Syndrome isn't fucking real, it's a fun trope, but it was not, and never was real. Please do research. It's basically the modern day hysterical woman, oh my god. Even if it was true, that's not how it is even theorized to work, the plan took place over like, less then an hour, that's not enough time for ANYTHING to set in. For what you're theorizing to even have a chance to be true they would have to be locked together in this scheme for DAYS. Please google fawn response as well, you'd have better luck making a point with that.
Gonta says to not blame Kokichi because Gonta knows he made his own choice, and would make it again, and most importantly, he wants everyone to GET ALONG. He doesn't want Kokichi to be hated, he wants everyone happy. This isn't him being "omg kokichi is so special rawrxD" its "im going to die, and all i ever wanted was everyone here happy, so please, don't hate each other"
And then I guess the spam filter or whatever stopped them from sending anymore because that's a weird place to end it. Anyways this was very cathartic for me and I may do a research paper on this in the future.
TLDR; we should like, have kids and see what they think of gonta and ouma that'd be fascinating
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Hey Minnie! Hope you don't mind me coming into your inbox to ramble, but I had a realization and a theory that I think you might appreciate.
So, I know we always complain about Dominic as The Guy Who Can't Write MK, and I do think he's part of the problem, but I think the real final boss of Bad MK Writers is Shawn Kittelsen.
He wrote the MKX comic, and is thus responsible for "Cassie was the result of a one night stand and Sonya never loved Johnny before MKX" (which is a bullshit interpretation of their dynamic), Hanzo "Sub-Zero is Beyond Saving Let's Just Leave Him For Dead" Hasashi, and probably other awful shit (oh wait, now I remember. Killing off a bunch of characters unceremoniously, for really no reason other than blood. That's just a shitty use of resources)
He started working on the games in MK11, and I'm pretty fucking sure he's responsible for Kotal/Jade (weird because it has no buildup), past Sonya being an unrepentant bitch (telling the father of your future daughter to get a vasectomy when you know said daughter personally is bitch behavior. As is not reading a mission report all the way through. Sonya is an emotionally repressed soldier, duty comes before everything for her. That's kinda the point of her arc in MKX??? But now she's suddenly incapable of understanding the idea that military service is about duty and sacrifice), the weird sexual threats Shao Kahn dishes out (because what the FUCK NRS? That's never been an aspect of the character before. Forced marriage, yes, but you'll note that he has no offspring of his own. Also, that's just a little much for the tone of MK), and probably the Sindel Retcon.
I have no idea what we're getting at, other than "Dominic is semi competent at writing" and "Shawn might just be on par with Stephen King, but only if you're comparing his writing to the sewer scene in IT."
Dont worry, i dont mind at all! I do appreciate this!☺️
And yeah, Shawn is apsolutley to blame as well. I think that the whole NRS writing team hates the franchise tbh(not the whole, but the Ones who write the most important stuff for the games and media). I did hear he was one of the main writters for mk11.
You are right tho, his interpretation of the characters that he did in the comics is pretty much what is ruining them the most(before mk11 ofc). I first found mkx the game and then the comics and without the knowlage of what comic!Hanzo did, i Just Kinda Thought he was Just a vengfull ass, but then the comics are what made me hate him.
I realy want to know what all of these mfs are smoking, cuz it doesnt seem like its good for them.
I also heard that mkx the game and mkx the comic were in production at the same time, so whoever was in charge of making sure they are on the same Page didnt do a good job, since the comics are not even complitely Canon at the end. Mostly cuz they didnt fit in with the game's narative and the characters were off(even they noticed, but a little too late). The "Cassie is a product of a one night stand" is one of them, cuz, in the game, some of the dialogue seems to indicate that Sonya was realy in love with Johnny and they only divorced later cuz of their marriage problems.
Some of their choices for mk11 are just disturbing. Someone Thought of that and actualy presented it and then someone ALLOWED it!
And Ed Boon seems to not give a flying f about what people do to the franchise he has built. Just stands around and hopes it makes him money.
In advance, i apologize if i ended up a bit biased and its complitely alright and understandable if Someone disagrees with me. I am in no way a profesional and probably just letting my emotions do all talking. (imma be honest, im mostly mad cuz the torture Kuai and then make him the bad guy or imply his life is easy)
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THE UNDISCOVERED COUNTRY breakdown
as always i am transcribing the little notes i took on my phone during the experience
the three things i knew about this film before i started were 1. valeris secret villain? some kind of mind-meld forced on spock? 2. worf's grandpa 3. kirk and bones sentenced to hard labor on planet hoth. other than that i went in blind
im glad they opened with CAPTAIN!!! sulu. i feel like he couldnt be there during filming but im so relieved he got parts anyway <3
also quite shocked to see janice rand?! god bless. she was like, i've undergone so much unbelievable bullshit. lemme get that star trek money. and then she did <3
the ship shaking in this movie was VERY realistic. the m,ost realistic yet. idk why they would have glass tecups in this situation though...maybe they just like to watch them break dramatically
uhura is still so beautiful in this movie. i don't know how she gets more beautiful in every star trek thing she appears in but she did it 6 times in a row. queen
first cry of the evening was when spock showed up but it was a SHORT cry because i had just cried about him in tng two days ago.
loved his little domestic spat with kirk at the beginning. the giant space between them. doing it in public. the absolute death glares. who's in the woodshed NOW (sorry for saying woodshed)
kirk being racist was an unexpected detail but i get it. you gotta have somebody being racist to nail home this story's message or whatever. i just figured it'd be bones. then again the klingons didn't kill his kid
that one bald klingon who kept eyefucking everybody he looked at. king. i know the phrase eyefucking is out of date because we overused it but there is simply no other way to describe it. he was there to leer at men suggestively and recite a batshit amount of shakespeare. and he did a great job
i had so much fun playing spot the tng set. they kept those rooms SO dark so we wouldn't recognize them but i did anyway.
the anti-gravity scene was SO so so so cool and good. like, the 90s cgi purple pepto bismol blood took me out of it a little but we have been saying every time something fucked up their little ship "how is the gravity still on rn." and the answer, always, is "it's on bc no-grav scenes cost money." FINALLY we got a no gravity scene. such a profound sense of both awe and closure
the violence was shockingly gorey too. like we had severed arms and real blood flying everywhere. idk that any of the trek i've watched so far has been quite that explicit
the scene where bones tries to save the klingon high chancellor. 10/10. bones the healer begging to be allowed to save lives. him jumping straight up onto that table and straddlign that man. him digging his hands into all that klingon blood. what a fine moment. it was a little homoerotic of that guy to grab kirk in the spiderman kiss pose as he was dying too
sarek cameo <3 it felt weird to see him alive right after he died
i did wonder why they didn't just have saavik in this film instead of valeris...i guess that saavik fans would have been mad if the send-off for the character was to make her a backstabber. but it would have felt more believable that spock be blind to her passions because she was also his protege. it also would've made the mind meld (WHICH. WOW. GETTING TO THAT) all the more tragic. valeris does a great spock eyebrow but she's not as compelling as saavik and she doesn't have the backstory so even if i hadn't had the spoilers i would have suspected her
things i didnt like: that one colonel guy saying terrorism and mr scott saying bitch. watch your mouth, gentleman.
the trial was fine (i still have trial fatigue) but i find it hard to believe klingons dont have tear ducts. what if they get something in their eyes? i loved seeing worf. i loved bones's little arthritis joke. frail little old waif of a man <3
kirk getting his ass handed to him over his personal logs is why you don't make personal logs. even funnier: their thing where they were like yeah but he has a record of [lists 1000000 crimes kirk has committed]. that was funny because it was true.
i love when they put dogs in costumes
bones collapsing in that blizzard was my ONE AND ONLY HOPE for this movie. i needed him to do it so bad so i could round out my collection and he did not let me down. true consistency. authenticity. king behavior. me when i go north fr
unexpected: both the cigar and the hot alien lady. i don't know what either of them were even doing there. she literally macked on kirk right in front of bones's salad. idk if we can count this as a close encounter though considering how short it was
i loved kirk's little fight where he nutshotted the alien. and their little prison outfits. and them snuggling up on bed together to stay warm <3 also bones being like and one day PFFFT kobayashi maru, that's it! quintessential bones behavior.
AMANDA GRAYSON RELATED TO SIR ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE??? cmon.
mixed feelings about the shapeshifter. double kirks was great (once again: william shatner plays a woman) and hilarious especially when they smooshed poor bones. double especially when she was like yeah well i bet you always wanted to kiss yourself anyway. that little girl giving kirk a saucy wink was maybe less fun. it would have been a close encounter if they'd fucked i guess
spirk talking in the hall and their faces were soooo close together
spock's forced mind meld: i thought this was something done TO him, not something HE DID. imagine my shock. there's a little mirror spock in him after all. it was absolutely fucking ruthless. i have a little pet theory that everyone in the mirrorverse is really the same - it's only their circumstances that turned them into monsters. it's not always viable and it's not always as fun as them just being evil and edgy, but this does lend it evidence <3
spock "i've been dead before" absolute king.
the conference at khitomer!!!! the foreshadowing.........
spirk's conversation in spock's quarters in the dark...mwah. "the night is young" "i find that remark insulting" "i need you" i wish they had talked about valeris but this was still really good. bones should have been there.
TORPEDO SURGERY! IT'S AN AOS REFERENCE! aos bones is a damsel because he couldn't operate on the torpedo.
loved kirk's GET DOWN MRS OBAMA moment and he got to have one twice in a row and then pull the mask off that guy like he was a scooby doo villain. incredible.
you've restored my father's faith / you've restored my son's...wah. i didn't really care about david but i'm glad he got closure about it or whatever.
then the klingon slow clapping. incredible.
spock cussing and saying go to hell <3
"soon the enterprise will have a new crew" yeah a worse one. i did like the switch from no man to no one though during that final monologue. just subtle enough <3
I DID CRY AGAIN AT THE END.....................it was a very sweet ending. second star to the right and straight on til morning. i'm glad sulu got to say goodbye even on webcam he was such a g this film. i'm gonna miss them SO MUCH.
i now know spock's ENTIRE LIFE STORY except whatever happens in snw that i dont care about <3 if i wasnt busy it would have huge fanfic potential. give me time i guess.
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