#not me being salty

[thyenemybeloved]

old man (affectionate)

He's a babygirl to me

Ngl he was the major reason I read the manga in the first place, I was highkey lowkey obsessed with him, I just loved his design TT My man rocked that bowl cut fr

I will forever be salty about him, we were robbed asfghffj

[irrelevanceofpoetry]

you look at me

and focus on the shadows,

but the sun

warms my face

and the night

stands behind

me.

you hear me

and listen to the

echoes,

while I shout

and scream and cry

into a space

that others stand

in.

[thatgaywizardoverthere]

Arthur “Disaster Bi” Pendragon learning about true loves kiss as a cure like:

Gwaine: For fuck’s sake, he’s not enchanted every time he smiles at someone else, Arthur! He was literally just laughing at my joke!

Arthur, aggressively frenching Merlin on the council room floor: YOU CAN NEVER BE TOO CAREFUL OKAY-

[evelynpr]

Anime twt so shit they're calling Spy x Family basic heteronormativity and boring as the "correct" stance. Sorry the performative role and war trauma narrative flew over your head, can't be me.

[salty-an-disco]

everytime someone says a version of "what if Shifty is intentionally manipulative and maybe even evil–" a part of me dies a little inside

[batfam-stuff-posts-0]

Bruce: Dick no

Robin!Dick: Dick yes!

years later

Bruce: Dick yes

Nightwing!Dick, fucking done: Dick no

[clink0maniac]

requests. 5/10 done

[saelterlude]

You know those fics where the Kaito KID taskforce are so unbelievably fond of their thief and vice versa? The ones where it's not quite the taskforce letting him get away but more like "Yea, KID dropped this other, more dangerous criminal on our lap so surely this is much more important than catching him right? Also, I dont want him dead."

I love those (and if anyone have any pls send them my way) but I need a fic where it somehow came out that the KID they're chasing is the son of the previous KID (extra points for them realizing old!KID abandoned new!KID as a child) and now they gotta pick where their loyalties lie.

(AKA Kuroba Toichi bashing on his KID persona via the taskforce)

[royalarchivist]

Ironmouse: I love it when you punch me.

Baghera: Yeah, you do? Oh, I'll keep going then. [Punches Mouse off the walkway]

Ironmouse: What a treat. What a treat to be punched by Baghera!

Baghera: You can crush me too, if you want.

Ironmouse: I WANNA CRUSH YOU! YEAH!!! ...If only I had the guts to crush such a beautiful person.

Baghera: One day you will. Oh yeah, please!

Phil: ...What am I hearing right now? 🤨🏳️‍🌈

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Ironmouse: Baghera! :D

Baghera: Hiya! How are you?

Ironmouse: I love it when you punch me.

Baghera: Yeah, you do? Oh, I'll keep going then. [Punches Mouse off the walkway]

Phil: [Laughing in the background]

Ironmouse: Oh, thank you.

Baghera: Yeah, don't worry.

Ironmouse: What a treat. What a treat to be punched by Baghera!

Baghera: You can crush me too, if you want!

Phil: [Dying in the background] Wtf!

Ironmouse: I WANNA CRUSH YOU!

Baghera: YEAH! Do it!

Phil: Oh my god...

Ironmouse: YEAH!!! ...If only I had the guts to crush such a beautiful person!

Baghera: One day you will. Oh yeah, please!

Phil: ...What am I hearing right now?

Baghera: Oh, yeah, sorry. Yeah.

Phil: [Cracks up]

[magicalgirlypop]

honestly if i said the things i really wanted to say about indian uc hindus, especially the nris who act like peak oppression is a white woman wearing a bindi while ignoring what religious minorities in their home country are going through, i would get called hinduphobic.

[mayhasopinions]

freaks /affectionate

[itspileofgoodthings]

if I were writing a Disney movie I would include romance in it lol. But that’s just me.

[shyflowerhologram]

Sasuke's War Crimes?!

today I saw several posts talking about how Sasuke should have been punished for war crimes. War Crimes. Let me consult Wikipedia:

War crimes - all the things Konoha had done.

What is Sasuke's unforgivable war crime? I've been trying to find answer for years. - Killing Samurai in combat? Sasuke was there for Danzo, if they stepped back he had no interest in them. - Killing Danzo? Maniac who orchestrated Uchiha genocide, why nobody thanked Sasuke for ending that scum? - breaking into Kage summit? If we want righteousness, then other Kages should have executed Danzo themselves. Or at least draft an apology later for trying to stop Sasuke. - Trying to kill Sakura? She was literally there to kill him, she had attacked first. - Trying to kill Naruto? It sound like Sasuke waited behind the door with an axe. Each time Sasuke hit him with chidori, Naruto came back with rasengan, so Naruto was equally trying to kill Sasuke. - Leaving the village that made him and others into a child soldiers (which is a war crime)? Maybe the crime is that nobody is allowed to have a free will in that village? I get it, it's a military village, but Sasuke made it clear that he wasn't planning to go against Konoha, he was going after Itachi, which was supposedly in Konoha's interests. - Or maybe crime was going to Orochimaru? Orochimaru who actually did (and most probably still does) some war crimes but was pardoned and attended Hokage's wedding. - there's also part where he wanted to end Konoha's and other village's war crime record and reform the world but no, we are happy with child soldiers, genocide and power imbalance. The actual words of the argument were "change their idyllic system". Idyllic system. The system was idyllic. - 'joining' Akatuski? Sasuke had never cared about Obito's goals and turned on them almost immediately. - Only thing that seems like an actual violation is attack on Bee, although Bee wasn't actually harmed. And it doesn't specify as war crime, Bee isn't a civilian.

So what is Sasuke's unforgivable crime, the war crime? What he did that was worse than for example - what Orochimaru had done?

[skitskatdacat63]

"it was good fun! Surprisingly competitive I would say!"

[puppppppppy]

this happened at least 7 times

[insomnya777]

hate the siblingification of joel and gems relationship .. no they are not brother and sister they are in LOVE.