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posting glorbos to revive my twitter (and tumblr apparently!) day 5: tsumugi
#art#enstars#ensemble stars#enstars fanart#the silliest#ensemble stars fanart#ms paint#fanart#tsumugi#tsumugi aoba#i just realised that 3 out of 4 days ive done were characters that started with t#not intentional but i thought thats cool#im cooking up new drawings rn ..#i struck a gold mine lowkey#see u guys tommorrow
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i have like 4 different people in my sea of asks asking for tgirl toya and ill be real idk if im super comfy with drawing that many (im not being weird im just a transman lmao)
i did not realise it was this popular at all
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#i tend to not like transing characters in a way theyre not already shown in the media they are (eg: i can hc akito as a trans dude but like#i wouldnt swap how he is to be a girl#does that make sense???#i have a few for tmasc mafuyu but im cool with that but noy cuz its tmasc its cuz its mafuyu lmao#mafuyu has no gender to me so thats moreso why#or cuz its usually based on that one card so its alr in the actual game so i dont have to think about it#idk how at all to describe it at all but like#just thought id say smth ig?#rambling#asks#project sekai#it gives gender swapping to me even tho i know ppl see it as different but to me it feels like it#hope this doesnt upset anyone cuz thats not the intention at all
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I only got interested in Elden Ring after the DLC came out so I don't know what the fandom was like before, but I thought Miquella being morally questionable was actually a super interesting plot twist.
Not necessarily in that "good guy is actually bad guy," way, but in how it plays with the player's expectations. It really surprised me to learn how controversial it was.
Miquella in the base game is only truly selfless demi-god, with a dream of a world of kindness and equality. He represents the "perfect option"
One thing that Elden Ring shares with it's FROMSOFTWARE predecessors is that there are no perfect options.
In the basegame, this concept is carried out by having this "perfect option" unavailable to you. Miquella has been diminished by Mogh's mad actions, reducing him to a thin arm falling out of a strange cocoon.
It's part of the tragedy, That even if you wanted to fix everything, you cant.
The DLC furthers this concept, revealing that this perfect option never even existed to begin with.
#the marchioness rambles#elden ring#elden ring sote#elden ring shadow of the erdtree#miquella the kind#miquella the unalloyed#No hate to those who were very disappointed in the DLC I'm just sharing my thoughts.#I like this evil white baby#he amuses me#I also like how his “dream” is very much the dream of a child#but thats another post#Ooo I bet I could do a really cool comparison of Miquella to Saint Astraea from Demon Souls#and the tragedy of good intentions.
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examining a seemingly normal image only to slowly realize the clear signs of AI generated art.... i know what you are... you cannot hide your true nature from me... go back where you came from... out of my sight with haste, wretched and vile husk
#BEGONE!!! *wizard beam blast leaving a black smoking crater in the middle of the tumblr dashboard*#I think another downside to everyone doing everything on phone apps on shitty tiny screens nowadays is the inability to really see details#of an image and thus its easier to share BLATANTLY fake things like.. even 'good' ai art has pretty obvious tells at this point#but especially MOST of it is not even 'good' and will have details that are clearly off or lines that dont make sense/uneven (like the imag#of a house interior and in the corner there's a cabinet and it has handles as if it has doors that open but there#are no actual doors visible. or both handles are slightly different shapes. So much stuff that looks 'normal' at first glance#but then you can clearly tell it's just added details with no intention or thought behind it. a pattern that starts and then just abruptly#doesn't go anywhere. etc. etc. )#the same thing with how YEARS ago when I followed more fashion type blogs on tumblr and 'colored hair' was a cool ''''New Thing''' instead#of being the norm now basically. and people would share photos of like ombre hair designs and stuff that were CLEARLY photoshop like#you could LITERally see the coloring outside of the lines. blurs of color that extend past the hair line to the rest of the image#or etc. But people would just share them regardless and comment like 'omg i wish I could do this to my hair!' or 'hair goallzzzz!! i#wonder what salon they went to !!' which would make me want to scream and correct them everytime ( i did not lol)#hhhhhhggh... literally view the image on anything close to a full sized screen and You Will SEe#I don't know why it's such a pet peeve of mine. I think just as always I'm obsessed with the reality and truth of things. most of the thing#that annoy me most about people are situations in which people are misinterpreting/misunderstanding how something works or having a misconc#eption about somehting thats easily provable as false or etc. etc. Even if it's harmless for some random woman on facebook to believe that#this AI generated image of a cat shaped coffee machine is actually a real product she could buy somewhere ... I still urgently#wish I could be like 'IT IS ALL AN ILLUSION. YOU SEE???? ITS NOT REALL!!!!! AAAAA' hjhjnj#Like those AI shoes that went around for a while with 1000000s of comments like 'omg LOVE these where can i get them!?' and it's like YOU#CANT!!! YOU CANT GET THEM!!! THEY DONT EXIST!!! THE EYELETS DONT EVEN LINE UP THE SHOES DONT EVEN#MATCH THE PATTERNS ARE GIBBERISH!! HOW CAN YOU NOT SEE THEY ARE NOT REAL!??!!' *sobbing in the rain like in some drama movie*#Sorry I'm a pedantic hater who loves truth and accuracy of interpretation and collecting information lol#I think moreso the lacking of context? Like for example I find the enneagram interesting but I nearly ALWAYS preface any talking about it#with ''and I know this is not scientifically accurate it's just an interesting system humans invented to classify ourselve and our traits#and I find it sociologically fascinating the same way I find religion fascinating'. If someone presented personality typing information wit#out that sort of context or was purporting that enneagram types are like 100% solid scientific truth and people should be classified by the#unquestionaingly in daily life or something then.. yeah fuck that. If these images had like disclaimers BIG in the image description somewh#re like 'this is not a real thing it's just an AI generated image I made up' then fine. I still largely disagree with the ethics behind AI#art but at least it's informed. It's the fact that people just post images w/o context or beleive a falsehood about it.. then its aAAAAAA
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On a Genshin Poll from a while ago, you said that you could talk about Xinyan way more and it would be nice hear those thoughts! Xinyan is one of favorite Genshin characters (her design is so cool) so if you don't mind talking about her more, I'd love to hear it!
oh i didnt mean xinyan specifically in general i like talking about design (critiquing.nitpicking.praising.etc) so it really extends to most any of the characters. but you asked about xinyan so ill talk about xinyan. design wise shes very nice to look at for. her colors are all so warm with one of my favorite palettes (black/red/white). shes on the simple side compared to alot of other characters and i think its nice makes her alot easier to draw. pretty easy design to remember. for me anyway (big sleeves/braids.big collar. big hair.spikes) i dont really need to give specific reasons tbh her design is just really good. one of the pyro characters ever
#and shes brown always a huge plus for me 👍🏾 id be willing to say shes black coded whether that was intentional or not idk but the way they#did her thats how it came off. brown girl pioneering rock music yeah. along with other things but thats the big one#her designs just really solid its not too crowded and you can tell what shes supposed to be for the most part. u can tell shes punk at the#very least you may not entirely get rockstar without the guitar but she does have the drum#which makes noise as she runs. i love the sound design regarding the characters accessories i thought that was so cool when i first started#playing. i love xinyan alot wish she got more screen time#and wish the time she did get was alongside characters i liked better everything hoyo does is to spite me#sorry game opinions leaking in#most of the reason i like xinyans design really boils down to her being brown and rocker/punk ill always eat that up#asks#anon#oo also fun lil detail i think ppl miss w xinyan is that her eyebrows have lil slits in them some official art leaves it out too#i think it gives her character ^^#mhy
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I love them. Thank you Tag for strengthening my headcanon
#subway surfers#miss maia subway surfers#ninja subway surfers#(f)art#//i didn't knkw if id post this because it's nothing too big but I just thought it looked pretty#//were still working on the art style#//love ninjas inconsistent hair. just imagine thats intentional and im super cool#//also just wanted to post something happy gay month
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HUH. i think i just got, like attempted-converted but i did not notice LMFAO
#red rambles#dude was very nice and i bear absoluely no ill will i just think it's funny#he wanted a cube of icebreaker gum but unbeknownst to him i had fished the container of icebreakrs he had seen out of the garbage and am#using it to contain my dirty paint water. but also he was like Do you want to hear about this club me and some students started#and i was like Yeah sure! sounds cool! and then a little ways in he started talking about jesus LOL#and i was just like Well actually thats factually incorrect. But i follow you your faith sounds very important to you :D#and then after he was like Can i say a prayer for you and i was like Yeah because when i say a prayer for someone it's like. Fine its just#nice thought and intention to put into the world LMAO#then he went into the 'repeat after me' and i was like hang on a second.#appx 5 minutes later i was like Well i dont want jesus to forgive my sins! That's not how it works in my religion and i think jesus would#probably be with me on that - ...and then we just started talking about ideas of how forgiveness should work and when we should even#consider going to any kind of religion after hurting someone else and then he left LMFAO#really nice guy though. genuinely no malice im just like. Huh. Cool!#that's one i can knock off the bingo sheet
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man why are there so many lesbian posts like omg i love butches/look how cool i am as a butch!!! MEN DNI. like. I've been banned from my own dykery wtf
#how can you be butch thirst trapping and also not recognize that butches being transmasc is like. essential butch history#some of y'all need to get more gender weird in your understanding of lesbianism. you can be cis and gnc but im trans and im a lesbian lol#am i not allowed to connect with other lesbians bc of that#bc im sure plenty of them would say oh that doesnt count you're fine#which means they either don't see me as a real man or they haven't thought through the dni#but like even if you are accepting of lesbian men i wouldn't know that from the dni. so seeing that makes me feel like im NOT welcome#whether that was the intention or not#anyway like 1/5 of the posts in the butch tag i saw on a recent scroll through were like this and it annoyed me#i get not wanting random horny/homophobic straight dudes on your posts but i mean. a dni isn't gonna stop them anyway#but like. you're just excluding the queer men who're tryna engage with you. tis friendly fire without purpose#lesbians and men do not need to be in opposition. that's stupid. get over that#i am a woman! i am a man! my gender is complicated and I'd like to have that not be a Thing in queer spaces. thats all#most of these ppl are probably cool and fine idk. just like. think it over a bit is all#annoyed isnt quite yhe right word either? more like. mild sad bothered
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🔥disney
I feel like at this point both hating and loving Disney are pretty popular opinions, so I guess the only thing I can say is that I don't get the whole deal with Disney world as like thee American childhood experience? Idk if it's just an "I'm first gen and grew up in an immigrant community" thing but the idea that you would go to Disney world as a family (or ever) was like. not even an inkling of a thought. I honestly don't even see the appeal really, like there are way cheaper ways to get on a rollercoaster, and none of the Disney films were particularly formative to my childhood, so I don't even get why people would want to meet adults dressed as them if you're older than like 5. It's wild to me that this is a real thing real human beings do and that it's considered normal or common. This isn't like a shaming people thing, I just really don't get it.
#imagine my genuine shock at finding out about Disney adults#its actually kind of wild to experience culture shock as a young adult for a country you live in#like the first boyfriend i ever had was a very stereotypically suburban white boy and it was a real mindfuck to realize that all those#jokes about what stereotypical white suburban Americans are like were not in fact jokes and were actually accurate#like i really hadn't realized how nonstandard my experience was which was really hard to process when the culture shock was coming from#someone who for all intents and purposes was in my community#so bizarre#college was kinda like that too but that relationship and interacting with his family kinda eased me into it#like i hadn't realized that on some level i just kinda thought most Americans were some flavor of immigrant until it came up in#conversations with university friends and classmates that my parents were both immigrants and they were like 'oh thats so cool!' instead of#like 'oh same'#this got really rambly and off topic but here it is#asks#also what is the difference between disney land and disney world????
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WHOAB NEW TOH EPISODE SO GOOD!!!!!!! BUT ALSO RIPPING MY HAIR OUT PLS WHY CLIFFHANGER
#toh#toh spoilers#i got spoiled for luz's palisman so that kinda sucked#also im really not a fan of huntlow but i thought it was handled pretty well although yeah i can admit it cant really be read as platonic-#-anymore the intention is clear sorry huntlow haters but its copium now#honestly like how they did it though. even if not rlly my thing i dont hate it in the show like i thought i would#also collector plotlines. whowhowhowhh i did not think i would care that much but like wow i think they were the best part of the episode-#-for me#the belos stuff was like. wow thats really really cool. i dont personally like the lying to the collector thing bc its just gonna be like-#'ok when r they gonna find out'#but yknow i feel its building to an emotional payoff so its fine i trust the crews writing they make me end up liking stuff i thought id hat#the grimwalker stuff. like with belos. i thought it was cool and creepy but like it felt kinda rushed esp since he didnt even end up using-#-them?#but i cant fault it for pacing i mean cmon they got 3 episodes#overall i really really liked it#also called kikimora INSTANTLY LULZ#i saw her for 2 seconds and was like 'OMG...'#youre welcome my followers i give you my specialty: post with nothing and all the talking is in the tags
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Y'know I should talk abt Otto more. I may have not that many thoughts on them but they're my special lil guy who torments me everyday by having the fun writing quirk of being actively misgendered when no other nonbinary character is to my knowledge. I also think they're a transfem nonbinary egg.
#rat rambles#oni posting#its so painful because theres a not insignificant chance thats it's just a genuine error thats going to be quietly changed at some point#but its also just So consistent and its stuff thats been around for a long time#so although idk if theyre intended to be an egg or be a nonbinary person who uses he/him or if its just a mistake#Im hoping for the first since its the most fun and interesting to me but it could be any of them#plus itd be actually rly cool if they at some point actually wrote one of their trans characters coming out or realizing they're trans#its probably a bit of a long shot but its not impossible#my bet is that the most we'll get in a hypothetical egg route is a further down the timeline log where they do use they/them#not because I think they're unwilling to write trans characters but mostly just because itd be hard to fit#most oni logs dont rly cover that sort of personal stuff and otto has already had an extended log where they have a mini arc#so while they Could get another log where they keep developing itd feel like a bit much since theyve already gotten a good bit of stuff#Im still hoping for a otto transgenderism log since itd be fun but Im trying not to count on it#its just a case where its hard to tell if its intentional or not since again every other nonbinary character is gendered correctly#so it'd either have to be some egg shit or the person who wrote their stuff thought they were a man#because the misgendering goes beyond pronouns consistently#we have our mr.kraus and some young man and the likes#and weve seen mx. used in dont starve before so itd be likely theyd know thats an option#so basically I have no clue whats up with this bastard and I hope they explodohwait
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"( – ⌓ – ) ⎯⎯ he lets you draw on his skin, yeah thats pretty much it.
ft. malleus, vil
malleus
it was... a breach of your patience.
the lesson, was awfully boring. the more you listened to the apparent 'heroic' doings of certain individuals. the more it strips away your attentiveness to the words spilling out of professor trein's mouth. no matter how many times you will your ears to make out the incoherent lecturing of the man... it remains deaf.
so you decide to sate said boredom.
how? of course you need to bother your seatmate!
your intentions remained within the circle of yourself of course. your eyes stuck to the stray marker over your paper so you silently twisted the cap off and scribbled on your paper—then it was your palm—and now, malleus' arm.
"child of...?" man. malleus finishes in his mind, his attention suddenly snapped away at the sudden tug of his arm. definitely not his own decision to even make it move in the first place. usually it would remain stiffly beside his body like usual and even if someone tried to pry it to them it would remain still. but without his attention, his body lets you.
without another word. you peel open his fingers, palm open to you and it's a notion he allows. and he stays silent when you tug his gloves off. perhaps with a curious huff, malleus drifts closer to you. to accommodate your actions that he's yet to get an explanation for.
... and suddenly there's very bright flowers drawn on his palm.
said owner of the palm might just be toe darkest person in the room so it's quite out of place.
but it's from you so he likes it.
he peeks at it, with a fond smile on his face. I should enchant it to remain there forever. he thinks to himself, the curve of his lips growing wider at his thoughts, like he'd proud of the idea. the idea of being able to carry around something made exclusively by you might as well shove him into a cannonball and send him to cloud nine.
it's adorable. you're adorable.
his world grows a little more blue the more he stares at you. and if it weren't for the searing glances the professor sends your way malleus would just let his eyes engrave you into his memory forever, so he laments over it and reluctantly peels his gaze off you. mind speaking a thousand memories, the very same reason he somehow can't hear anything trein says.
you draw a strange looking lizard beneath his ring finger, one that looks a little like him and he thinks that you're asking him for marriage.
that can be arranged... he ponders, oblivious.
vil
drawings, doodles, painting— art. a reflection of the soul.
vil is great at makeup.
every brush on your face, a step to beauty. that is his reflection. you are his soul. he wants to make you look—no, make you feel like you're beautiful cause the canvas he's standing in front of is his greatest piece of art, he'd want to put you on the tallest pedestal there is. the grandest one just so the rest knows your beauty is parallel to none, something they can see and admire but not reach.
but he also wants to keep you in his own room, because only he knows what he felt when he painted you. only he should be the one given the grace.
this... he doesn't know what to consider.
perhaps vil should be bothered, if not then a little peeved at the several colors across his skin. a myriad of doodles, some words, and some simple drawings. a poor portrait of him is drawn next to one he assumes yours, the 'fairest' word on the right side of his hand, and flowers.
he's sure though. you're definitely no artist.
the thought cracks a smile at him, and you steal a glance midst the cool tip of the pen dancing along his skin. "I'd thought you wouldn't even let me do this," you admit, chair having been moved over closer to him so you wouldn't have any leaning problems. a suggestion by vil you gratefully took up, though you doubt it was just another excuse to have you closer.
"why?"
"dunno," you shrug. "it looks unseemly compared to you."
he huffs, flashing you a light smirk. "so my face is, hmmm..." vil ponders for a moment, and your face twists to the realization that you possibly just exposed what you think. but you suppose it isn't really a problem since it was basically common sense that vil is...
"gorgeous." you finish for him.
his aura brightens. (probably will be for the rest of the week.)
your hand retracts from him, the marker gripped between your fingers. and he takes a look at your 'art.' he doesn't know if he should consider it as one since there are a heap of sloppy lines, and the color bleeds into his skin. some smudges that you accidentally brushed against that makes it seem like a messy picture of chaos.
vil strives for perfection, but it's only natural there are flaws. to love oneself, you must love all parts. and to love you, he loves whatever the ink on his skin is.
well, what the heck.
"pass it to me," he stretches his hand, and you quirk a brow. questioning but curious so he indulges you. "I'll show you how it's done."
note. ngl idk what I wrote for vil it's currently 12 AM rn ☠ <- newer note, this has been rotting in my drafts for weeks and I couldn't decide whether to post it cause I wasn't sure about vil's but here hehehe
#ㅤ◜◡◝ . . signed !#twst x reader#twisted wonderland x reader#twisted wonderland#twst#twisted wonderland imagines#twisted wonderland scenarios#twisted wonderland headcanons#twst fluff#malleus draconia x reader#malleus x reader#vil schoenheit x reader#vil x reader#x gn reader
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it kinda sucks living alone just for the sole fact that if u wanna move somewhere else it is nearly impossible to do it by urself. like honestly i wouldve been fucked if my mom didnt come and help me last year. not bc we both personally lugged all the boxes from both places (we hired movers) but just bc it was so annoying to unpack and also make sure my last place was clean when we were leaving. and also the day i was moving in they had yet to install my internet so i was stuck at my new place waiting for them to do that while my mom was doing the last minute things at my old place. and i just know that the next time i have to do this is gonna fucking suck LOL
#ignorance cloud on#its kinda why i wanna leave philly. other than the fact that im bored out of my mind in this city and i wanna see somewhere new#bc more than likely im gonna move into a place w my girlfriend. like thats the plan currently.#which means someone will be there to help me unpack#but like philly is not that kinda to like. single renters. bc the apartment buildings are tall#and to rent a studio its so much more expensive than like a two bed#its just rlly annoying as someone without roommates to be here#and like. none of my friends are here anymore so like. whats the point#i have no reason to stay in philly for the theatre industry if i currently have no intentions on going into acting#i just wanna get out lol. see some new sights!!!! do some new things#and new mexico was SUPER cool when i went i rlly liked it#i think if we moved into a slightly more urban area or like. got a car. it could be a lot of fun <3#which i do have plans on buying a car. eventually. probably when i move#idk yet i havent thought that far ahead jrbgrhjbrghjrgbhj#for rn tho the plan is philly for one more year and then. somewhere else! bc im bored
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yooo tlovm season 2 is actually so good so far 👀
#unironically so many details abt these 3 new eps that i was initially kinda ehh on#but!! theyre like actually using them quite well#i love how character driven things have been its rlly nice#also!!!! the bit with scanlan having a eureka moment w the sphinx#unironically a really funny gag & also just a great moment#like in the campaign itself scanlan is also usually the one with the super unorthodox solutions/tactics#so its rlly cool to have that translated here more explicitly than ever#by having him be the only one who ends up trying something thats not just fucking running at the guy and punching him#i actually called that it was going to happen as soon as the sphinx said they had to wound him but i didnt think they were#going to put this much effort into it i thought itd just be a lil throwaway joke#also vaxs whole thing with the raven queen is rlly good so far as well!! im liking it a lot#i wish they had kept the blood pool but i guess we might see it later#also can i just say i wasnt super big on vaxleth in the campaign#like they have some sweet moments but im not super into the awkward anime couple thing they had going on#but. in the show theyre pretty cute#it feels like they managed to capture the players og intent and actually execute on it i like it a lot#im not quite fully on board w percahlia yet just bc like. tsundere percy feels really strange#like hes very subdued yeah but hes not like. a teenager#the stuff i like abt campaign percahlia is how mature it feels in comparison to vaxleth#like it actually feels like 2 adults flirting#whereas in the show its got like. romcom vibes which im :/ not really fond of at all#but oh well im still looking forward to the rest of the season!! im still having a good time#i only wish the show wasnt so hetero/cisnormative but alas it is what it is
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dilf!eddie having jealously sex bc he saw his girl (not yet but anyway) on some date with a guy her age...
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It’s been weeks and you and Eddie’s schedules have yet to coordinate. He had his kids on the weekends and you’re always busy. You never give a reason you’re just busy.
So when Eddie entered the restaurant to get his pick up order he was a little surprised when he sees you sitting at the booth with a guy. A guy who was about your age Eddie guessed.
He gave the hosted a fake smile as his skin started to crawl as he watched the blonde hair blue eyed Chad looking fucker lean in and whisper something in your ear that’s made you laugh.
So this is why you’re “busy”
“Your food will be out in a minute sir” the hostess smiled and walked away.
This gave Eddie his opportunity to walk over.
“Fancy seeing g you here, babygirl”
You almost chocked on your drink as his deep baritone voice filled your ears.
“Eddie, um, hi.” You try and keep your cool.
No you weren’t avoiding him but this date had been planned for weeks, and you didn’t have the heart to cancel.
“Hey man” the douche nods to Eddie and he can’t help but roll his eyes. How on earth did his girl go for this chump? Eddie completely ignored him.
“Who’s this baby?” Your date turns to you. “Your dad or something?”
You almost choked again and Eddie sneered as the smug look graced your dates face.
“Can you give us a minute?” You turn to him.
“I don’t think— "
"listen to the lady." eddie glared and he looked so hot while doing it.
"I'll give you ten minutes"
"I’m sure thats how long you need" Eddie mumbled under his breath but you giggled.
Eddie stuck out his hand and you take it and he leads you around the corner to the alcove by the bathrooms.
“So….” You start awkwardly.
“That’s you type huh? Thought you wanted a more mature man?” He raises his brows.
“I-I mean…”
“What is it babygirl? He fuck you as good as I did?” He tucks a price of loose hair behind your ear. “I don’t think so.”
“How dare you!”
“You need to be reminded?”
The way your pussy clenched as his tone was a betrayal of your own. You missed his touch but he was being such as asshole you didn’t want to give in.
“Fuck you”
“Gladly” he leaned in and kissed you deeply.
You let a moan slip and you feel Eddie smirk against you.
Eddie dragged you into the bathroom and locked the door
“Eddie” you moan completely forgetting that you were on a date.
Eddie can’t get enough of you, he’s been thinking about you every moment of every day since that first night you hooked up.
“Need this tight pussy” he flips you towards the sink so you face the mirror. You watch intently as his hands wrap around your waist to in your pants and pull them down.
You wiggle your bare ass at him before his fingers run up your already wet slit. It didn’t take much for you to get ready when Eddie was around.
“So wet f’me already”
“Only you.”
“Yea only me? Not that Ken doll out there?”
“No eddie you! Only you!”
“That’s right babygirl.”
You hear the jingle of his belt and soon after his hard tip brushed through your folds.
“Eyes on me” he guides your chin to keep looking at him through the mirror as he plunges inside of you.
Your mouth falls open as he fucks into you, his hand moves lover, holding your throat in place as each brush of his cock feels so deep inside of you.
His grips on your hip is tight, his hand slinks down from your throat to your breasts and he squeezes it over and over again.
“Can’t get enough of you, like a fuckin drug”
“So big” you slur. Your orgasm hits you quickly and Eddie is cuming shortly after.
You feel a light smack on your bare ass before he helps pull your panties back up.
“Now you’ll think of me dripping down your leg while you finish this date.” He gives your ass another squeeze before slipping out the door without another word.
You take a minute to catch your breath and exit the bathroom to see Eddie with a takeout back heading out the door. You say a quick goodbye to your date, makeup some lame excuse about not feeling well and chase after Eddie while he is still leaking out of you
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#eddie munson x you#eddie munson x reader#eddie munson smut#older!eddie munson#older!eddie munson x reader#dlif!eddie munson#dilf!eddie munson x reader#eddie munson x female reader#eddie munson x y/n#eddie munson x fem!reader smut#eddie munson imagine#tj’s mailbox#🎈 anon
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How about the Hazbin hotel gang with seraphim child reader who just somehow appeared after ep 8
╭ . . . 𝚊𝚗 𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚌 𝚜𝚞𝚛𝚙𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚎 ੭
𝐇𝐀𝐙𝐁𝐈𝐍 𝐇𝐎𝐓𝐄𝐋 𝐂𝐀𝐒𝐓 𝐗 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑 ⿻ 𝘏𝘰𝘸 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬 𝘥𝘪𝘥 𝘢 𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘱𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘭 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦??
⌦ 𝒲𝒜𝑅𝒩𝐼𝒩𝒢𝒮 ﹕angel dust - swearing, just him being him. Alastor - ill intent, possible swearing. Mentions of killing, mentions of blood. Nifty - she tries to kill you, dw you dont die. this too me so long im gonna cry
⿻ㅤㅤᱺ okay, firstly just know that the crew goes fucking crazy- I mean they just fought an entire army of exorcist angels and killed Adam, the first man Adam!! So they all think that you're sort of there to try and punish them all for it, so they all get ready to attack (even though you're LITERALLY a child, children are wild though)
⿻ㅤㅤᱺ that's until Charlie, bless her heart, recognizes you (and depending on if you tried to defend her in court just like Emily) and rushes up to you, holding her arms out happily- thats until Angel Dust surprisingly tries to stop her
"It's you!" Charlie gasped, her eyes widening in a pleasant surprise, you were the third and youngest seraphim and much like your older sister Emily felt the need to defend Charlie and her idea of redemption- the thought of allowing those who suffered to see the error of their ways and correct them and then given their reward of eternal peace sounded brilliant, much like Emily you were horrified to learn of the exterminations. You were the first one to openly agree to what Charlie had said despite Adam's comments and facial expressions, you also helped Emily in trying to make the court see what was wrong with this method, unfortunately your plans did not work, though Charlie remembered your efforts and clearly she enjoys your presence. At the glee in her tone, you smiled and stepped forward, wanting to give a hug to the princess of hell though paused in confusion when someone looking oddly like a spider stopped her.
"Woah there toots!" the spider called out to his friend, grabbing her arm to halt her movement- Angel dust was staring both you and Charlie down- a look of uncertainty and distrust painted all over his face "Why ya going to rando angels? what if they were sent down here to finish the job for Adam?", Angel did have a point- you appeared put of no where and was just standing outside the hotel? pretty suspicious.. though Charlie is quick to cool things down "Oh no no no! They're alright, they're a friend! They mean no harm at all- in fact [name] was one of the angels who supported my idea!" she turned to you joyfully, smiling from ear to ear "We can trust them!" ... "okay but how did they end up here? in uh hell?" Husk piped up, his voice full of boredom- or annoyance (you can never really tell with husk, what an odd man) "Oh I fell! ... or rather- I threw myself out of heaven" you happily answered the question, giving everyone a quick second to process what the actual fuck you just said.
⿻ㅤㅤᱺ thats how you joined the hotel! Pretty nice innit??
𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐋𝐈𝐄
⿻ㅤㅤᱺ Charlie adores you! you're such a sweet little thing, you're a sweetie and are just so kind to everyone!! (at least that's what she likes to think)
⿻ㅤㅤᱺ she thinks of you as a little small sibling!, after all you're the youngest of the team and act just like her, plus she always wanted a little sibling so you're perfect!
⿻ㅤㅤᱺ any ideas she thinks of or any redemption exorcises she runs them by you- to see if they can be more or less effective to get her friends into heaven
⿻ㅤㅤᱺ Since Charlie could only stay in heaven for so long, she loves to ask you about heaven and how it was like- always being so invested in your stories, she honestly cannot get enough of them!
⿻ㅤㅤᱺ also, Charlie is... painfully aware that she can never get into heaven, ever. Afterall, she's not only a hell-born but also literally the heir to the throne of hell so yeah there is no chance for her redemption, something she cannot handle- she cries knowing this but now that she has you- someone who ran from heaven, actively choosing to leave and come here gives her comfort. Now she'll never be alone, she has you and you have her!
𝐋𝐔𝐂𝐈𝐅𝐄𝐑
⿻ㅤㅤᱺ At first, Lucifer was startled and untrusting of you- you're a seraphim, someone that was just like him and could possibly actually take him down despite you being an actual child.
⿻ㅤㅤᱺ over time, the king of hell did grow warmer to you, after all he sees a bit of himself in you. Both ex-angels, both hate heaven.... it's like you're his second little one!
⿻ㅤㅤᱺ Sometimes, when lucifer isnt busy with his actual child, he hangout with you- entertaining you with his magic while you return the favor with little stories and things, sometimes you even create little gifts like flowers for him.
⿻ㅤㅤᱺ Lucifer vows to keep you safe, even though you can easily take down hundreds of sinners and even overlords, it's paternal instincts what can i say?
⿻ㅤㅤᱺ this man totally makes you ducks- he has enough experience in making ducks so you know own a few dozen in your hotel room- how lovely!!
𝐀𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑
⿻ㅤㅤᱺ oh this man, this radio demon. He's out for your soul, absolutely hell-driven to get it, and it's all for power (who could have guessed)
⿻ㅤㅤᱺ He doesnt like kids, in fact he can confirm that he absolutely HATES children though he will act all kind and lovely to you- remember though it's all an act! don't fall for it, he just wants your soul (if he gets your soul, your angelic soul? fuck- he'll be even more powerful than before, having an angel's soul would make him practically invincible!)
⿻ㅤㅤᱺ This guy, funny fella really. HE CANNOT BUGGER OFF. Whenever you need help with anything he's the first to appear and offer a helping hand- and then in return as a favor back asks for a deal- is he serious? (yes. he always is)
⿻ㅤㅤᱺ Alastor though also, much like everyone else becomes a a bit soft for you- occasionally creating those little weird shadow creatures to play with you, since everyone around you are adults and are busy it's a way of keeping you entertained when they're busy
⿻ㅤㅤᱺ He, also, understands that you are more powerful than him- and knows that if he gets on your nerves enough he'll probably become dust.
𝐍𝐈𝐅𝐓𝐘
⿻ㅤㅤᱺ at first, Nifty only had one goal: to kill you (hey don't blame her! Charlie told her to stab and she's still under that impression)
⿻ㅤㅤᱺ good for you though!! coz you fly up right as she even tries to stab her dagger through your chest- Charlie and Vaggie immediately grabbing nifty to stop her from moving and killing you.
⿻ㅤㅤᱺ after the whole misunderstanding, Nifty actually enjoys begin with you! you're clean, and help kill bugs (well really it's you pointing the bugs out to Nifty and her killing them)
⿻ㅤㅤᱺ You're, unsurprisingly, taller than Nif so she likes to climb up on you and sit on your shoulders or stand on your back while holding onto your shoulders. She finds you the most comfortable to climb- plus she can hide in your wings and be used as a secret weapon.
⿻ㅤㅤᱺ she adores playing with roaches with you- while you are grossed out by it slightly, you still play to entertain Nifty (then after you sanitize your whole body about ten times)
𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐋 𝐃𝐔𝐒𝐓
⿻ㅤㅤᱺ angel tends to avoid you, not out of hate or spite or anything- it's just.... well he is aware of how he is and well he doesnt want to ruin you in the sense of his dirty talk and swearing.
⿻ㅤㅤᱺ though occasionally he finds himself stuck looking after you, which is.... fun.... no i mean really its fun as fuck!!! Angel makes all sorts of jokes, offers you alcohol (you did almost take it if it werent for husk and practically everyone else to all collectively pry the bottle of vodka out of your hands)
⿻ㅤㅤᱺ angel dust also teaches you some very creative swear words! so now, whenever you feel like talking you run around screaming weird insults at people, Alastor has heard you shout "EAT ASS AND DIE HORSE FACE FUCK BITCH!!" a few times to random sinners
⿻ㅤㅤᱺ The... star, is actually proud of teaching you those words- hey if you wanna stay in hell you gotta act like it!
⿻ㅤㅤᱺ hides you away from Val- though somehow you still find out about him, and when you learnt how he treated your spider-friend.. uhm, the studio was in smithereens and val was close to death- now permanently loosing his right arm (just his right arm for now)
𝐇𝐔𝐒𝐊
⿻ㅤㅤᱺ to you, Husk is like the weird- drunk uncle who just got out of prison. Though, he's the cool drunk uncle.
⿻ㅤㅤᱺ Husk doesnt really speak to you, which is brilliant coz you dont really speak- so the two of you communicate through looks and gestures, leaving everyone in the hotel watching you two 'talk' very confused.
⿻ㅤㅤᱺ never gives you alcohol, no matter how much you ask with 'cherries on top' and if he does catch you with any intoxicating drinks he snatches them off of you- scolds you a bit then drinks the beverage himself.... hypocrite
⿻ㅤㅤᱺ Husk helps you avoid Alastor, he doesnt want to see you being under his clutches, you dont deserve that you're just a kid.
⿻ㅤㅤᱺ He also teaches you how to do magic tricks just incase you ever want to become a magician... and sometimes he teaches you how to play card games- or how to gamble
𝐕𝐀𝐆𝐆𝐈𝐄
⿻ㅤㅤᱺ In all honestly, Vaggie is very much threatened by you- because like, do i even need to say it?? YOU'RE A SERAPHIM !!!!!
⿻ㅤㅤᱺ Buttt as long as Charlie is okay with you and you don't pull any stunts to try and sabotage the team you're alright! Just dont try anything.... please
⿻ㅤㅤᱺ she accidently treats you like a soldier sometimes- a habit from her exorcist days, speaking of you could immediately tell she was one of those angels and while you did not like her at first you grew to like her- viewing her as a second older sister
⿻ㅤㅤᱺ you and Vaggie sometimes sit and remember old times in heaven- and you'd ask about the exterminations, though quickly stopped after noting her discomfort.
⿻ㅤㅤᱺ Vaggies also likes to try and swap weapons with you- to see if she and you can handle other weapons (unsurprisingly you both adapt quite quickly)
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