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marchioness-of-the-flowers-blog · 13 days

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I only got interested in Elden Ring after the DLC came out so I don't know what the fandom was like before, but I thought Miquella being morally questionable was actually a super interesting plot twist.

Not necessarily in that "good guy is actually bad guy," way, but in how it plays with the player's expectations. It really surprised me to learn how controversial it was.

Miquella in the base game is only truly selfless demi-god, with a dream of a world of kindness and equality. He represents the "perfect option"

One thing that Elden Ring shares with it's FROMSOFTWARE predecessors is that there are no perfect options.

In the basegame, this concept is carried out by having this "perfect option" unavailable to you. Miquella has been diminished by Mogh's mad actions, reducing him to a thin arm falling out of a strange cocoon.

It's part of the tragedy, That even if you wanted to fix everything, you cant.

The DLC furthers this concept, revealing that this perfect option never even existed to begin with.

#the marchioness rambles #elden ring #elden ring sote #elden ring shadow of the erdtree #miquella the kind #miquella the unalloyed #No hate to those who were very disappointed in the DLC I'm just sharing my thoughts.#I like this evil white baby #he amuses me #I also like how his “dream” is very much the dream of a child #but thats another post #Ooo I bet I could do a really cool comparison of Miquella to Saint Astraea from Demon Souls #and the tragedy of good intentions.

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soupmanspeaks · 4 months

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the topic of Helpy makes me go insane /pos like I have this headcanon that William/Springtrap just, DESPISED Helpy because William took heaps of pride from the Funtime line of Animatronics, he saw it as his son's crude mocking of HIS creations, when in reality its just Michaelangelo S Afton trying to use humor to once again cope with the horrors™️ Like I've probably said this here before but I headcanon that Helpy found his way into the PizzaPlex's marketing is because after the FNAF6 fire he just was under the rubble remarkably preserved or something and instead of going into the RockStarRow Museum, the FazExecs had dollar signs in their eyes and were like "yeah, that one will make us bank, ong" Ive also probably said this (bad memory sozzz) but a headcanon to go in tandem with that headcanon, is that Glamfreddy sighs in resignation whenever he passes by one of those Helpy monitors (he wasn't paid royaltys <//3 ) AND LIKE I GOTTA KNOW WHAT (glam)MIKE WOULD THINK OF THE ENTITY THAT IS SATAN DISGUISING HIMSELF AS AN AGENT OF LIGHT (Helpi) WOULD HE FEEL SAD? ANGRY? AT THE MIMIC? THE COMPANY?! please the topic of helpy is so interesting PLEAs-

#fnaf #michael afton #five nights at freddy’s #glammike #glamrock freddy #helpy #fnaf helpy #fnaf helpi #uhhhh glammike is like in every single one of my Fnaf AUs so uhh #something something the ghost hunters in the pizzaplex somehow see the original helpy figure from the fire in RockRow #it just showed up (but they dont know that shhhh) so they initially pass by it but then like idk their EMF readers spike their so like #they decide to do a spirit box session next to it #uhhhhhhhh idk maybe michael's spirit can just move throughout the PizPlex and it just #idk makes freddy hard shut down #blah blah they get lots of answers they dont have a clue about but stuff the seasoned lore expert knows #yk for that ghost hunting au maybe Michael's spirit just follows the sam and colby wannabe's thru the PizPlex #yk how like conversing with spirits just kind of wakes them and stirs them?#Yeah Michael spent his life and unlife trying to not do that so like #hes trying to be as directly vague as possible (does that make sense lmao) like hes giving them direct answers right #like “yes” “no” but so direct to the point that theyre boring so that they dont want to prod more #what does this have to do with helpy specifically shhhhh let me write my entire AU in the tags #anyways blah blah “freddy why do you like that weird pink and white bear?”#“hes my son gregory! I have to!”#“like...canonically?”#blah blah anyways Helpy baby boy baby Helpy evil #tag rambles! theyre fun lol #tell me if I should just dump the Ghost hunter au in a different post lol im starting to see gears turning lowkey

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nellasbookplanet · 6 months

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I'm currently slowly working my way through the Animorphs books (just finished The Andalite Chronicles today and this goddamn tragic children's book nearly made me cry) and I'm so upset I never picked these books up as a kid, I would've adored them. But I'm also incredibly amused that one series I did imprint on as a teen was Michael Grant's Gone series, specifically for its freaky sci-fi worldbuilding and the way it portrayed kids and teens going through horrific situations and comitting horrific acts without brushing over the resulting trauma and consequences or treating it as just a 'fun adventure'. And then I find out that Grant co-wrote the Animorphs books and is married to Katherine Applegate. Yeah, I can see that.

#nella talks books #animorphs #every time someone complains about 'why would you want realism in fantasy books for kids they’re empowerment stories'#i gesture violently at the popularity of the hunger games and animorphs and the gone series and mortal engines #idk maybe kids and teens LIKE being challenged and learning about the darker complexities of morality #maybe they don’t want to be babied and treated like choices and actions are without consequence #i certainly didn’t care for it as a kid/teen #not even for any moral reasons (too young to understand that) but bc good and evil being treated as black and white was BORING #traumatic events being treated as fun adventures was BORING and broke my suspension of disbelief even as a kid #okay enough rambling. gonna read some adult scifi now before picking up the next animorphs book

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scuzbrains · 1 year

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William Christopher as Burton Hollis in Murder She Wrote s2e7, A Lady in the Lake

#murder she wrote #william christopher #angela lansbury #tom bosley #baby boy. baby. (evil)#my wednesday white boy #this episode is So fun the guests in it are So good #like genuinely was already a fave before i got mulcahypilled

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fauvester · 1 year

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hwuh. BNHA oc dump. except dabi he's a UC

#b n aych a #chrabi #in that ryota is a chrabi baby #not going to tag chishig. but thats hiro and multiverse Evil Hiro #i loooove villains dressed in white its soooo cool. and poggers #i did like some of these. i did like how they turned out. i do!

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suckinitup · 3 days

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i dont think that dakota would get into fiber arts on his own but i DO think that knitting could fix him

#pd #a classic case of me being so so wrong and so right at the same time #i think that it would be enough of a 'classic grandma hobby' for him to like #not think that it's really difficult to get into until its too late #and it would give him like. math that he would get to physically work through and comprehend #unique problems to solve #and i dont think anyone would really point out that these are difficult things or that he's smart for solving them #but i think it would be harder for him to consider himself Stupid Muscle when he figured out how to turn a heel on a sock #or figured out how to keep track of his rows and patterns consistently without slipping stitches #like stuff that Sounds simple but is actually really fucking horrifying to a beginner who JUST learned how to cast on #also i think it would give him a way to rest without feeling like he's resting #sit down and watch some tv with his boys while he heroically knits hats for babies #and heat packs on his legs and bandages on his arms #and surprise him when he doesnt hurt as much the next morning #id say its also a good time to think about morality and his black and white views but tbh i dont think he'd think about that #he'd be too busy devising new and evil toppings to put on pizza #pizza towers #but the point is that he'd be happy #and resting #and get to SEE the fruit of his efforts growing in his hands #and have problems that he can promise to fix and KNOW that he'll be able to fulfill that promise #and nothing shitty like a trickster tearing his best friend in half will make him break it #knitting: colestyle

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atsvmi · 2 months

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call me naive but i really thought athletes would enjoy competing against the best of the best in their respective sports. imagine my surprise when i learned they’re RACIST. it’s time to send the flood or another asteroid or just blow the planet up

#like i know racism runs deeeeeeeep. but i genuinely thought the love of the game would trump everything #imagine my surprise about the anti-asian racism??? like woah #white ppl are the biggest haters and babies. every time someone is better than them it’s bc the other party is cheating in some way #and poor coco and that bogus ass call #like…WOAH #and don’t get me started on all the transphobia against female athletes #insane insane insane #they don’t even have the excuse of lead in paint anymore. like they’re just evil vile horrible people

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therevengeoffrankenstein · 3 months

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i love defending pete wentz against the mania haters who call him the music industry's mr krabs bc he sucks in other ways.

#if you seriously think mania as an album was trend chasing then you must love being wrong.#it performed well commercially and all but it also like. bombed critically and with fans enough that #it's like almost a cult classic now lol.#'oh but it's not that old' 'oh but it debuted number one' and barberella was a hit in england. psychic blast.#dubstep was already on its way out of the mainstream as a trend by the time 'young and menace' dropped.#plus calling the reggae/reggaeton influence trend chasing is just incorrect. please listen to black cards.#p2 both are reggae/ska fans and them (especially pete as a bipoc of jamaican descent) taking influence from it isn't any more #trend chasing than them taking influence from rnb or modern pop. also most ppl hating on the genre experimentation here #were just being racist about it. looking at melon tnd for calling it 'white boy reggae.' i'd say he was probably just being ignorant #but also burna boy is right fucking there. directly contributing to the song in question. so that was just racist.#like there are genuine digs i COULD see ppl making about mania's. like. production. but it decidedly wasn't a sellout moment #if fob has one. i'm a pretty firm believer in them having been soldout since they formed but that's me #bc i believe 'selling out' really doesn't have to be a bad thing.#they formed fob to be more 'approachable' and 'softer' than the hardcore scene. and that does mean to the mainstream music world.#which is the definition. SUPPOSEDLY. of selling out: trying to be more popular all of a sudden. making more radio #friendly music all of a sudden. which fob has always done pretty much lbr.#i wouldn't call all (a lot even) of their songs radio pop or radio friendly but like.#did ya'll forget it's called pop punk or.#pete wentz #fall out boy #ALSO. people putting the sole blame on pete bc he 'controls' their image/presence.... there are other guys in the band.#btw. like yes it's his baby but it's theirs too.#it's so funny how ppl love to act like he contributes nothing to fob musically but then when it's time to critique their #genre experimentation the blame tends to fall solely upon pete.#i wonder why that is! /sarcastic.#ppl love to both delegitimize him and villainize him at the same time and it's like. so funny.#bc on one hand there is truth to him sucking and being evil but most ppl go about it all the wrong ways.#he's not even mr krabs he's like. plankton. MAYBE.

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nicadilly · 2 years

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If crinkle sent you here, YES i picked the worst chara to simp for, YES i am mildly ashamed. In my defense i was very quick to whisk off this dip to an AU in which NOTHING BAD EVER HAPPENS, EVERYBODY LIVES AND NOBODY HURTS. EVERYONE IS SOOOOO NICE TO ONE ANOTHER

(its called the latte au. peeps who are not in on the secret latte projects will simply have to hope Crink will upload the super secret fics one day ;)

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soullessjack · 6 months

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ough maybe this is too niche but trust me when i say cat blanc and soulless jack r literally the same dude and also best friends. And I’m microwaving them together

#cal.txt #spn #supernatural #jack kline #miraculous ladybug #cat noir #cat blanc #white boy goin crazy with grief and trying to fix something he didn’t mean to do my beloved ever #GRAFHHHHHGGHG I NEED SOMEONE TO UNDERSTAND THIS SO BAADDDLLLYYYY #your honor theyre in the blunt rotation together bonding over having an evil dad #also. slightly unrelated but adrien like literally almost killed gabriel and the show was like erm no we don’t care about that teehee #silly little guy who just wants to be normal and have friends and wields immeasurable destructive power my other beloved #throttling them like baby rattles

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rebellum · 1 year

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The weird thing about people who hate the word "transandrophobia" is that so many of them seem to think power is just like.. someone something HAS and is enacted on another. Like a dodgeball or something. That's not how power works, it's a system.

In the middle of the woods, a black trans man and a white cishet man have the same amount of social power. They're just 2 dudes.

But in SOCIETY, the white cis het man is part of a number of in-groups, and that membership gives him power. He has the power with other white people to exclude black people from spaces. He has the power to say "this black man attacked me" and to be believed. He has the power to decide with other cis people that a trans man shouldn't have access to medical care. The power to band with other cis men and argue that the black trans man isn't a real man. If he attacks and sexually assaults the black trans man, to teach him a lesson about where he belongs, other white people, other cis people, other cis men will all band together and say "of course you did the right thing. We got eachother into this places of power (police, jury, judge) and we can see, since you are a member of our group, that you did the right thing, and are not at fault."

Trans people don't have that in-group power of gender. A trans man does not, CAN NOT, engage in the systemic oppression of trans women on the basis of gender. Trans mascs are NOT part of the in-group. They are not prioritized for certain jobs, are not valued more, are not seen as being more truthful. Trans men can't get together and decide to deny a trans women the right to medical care, or to safety from discrimination. While there can be lateral aggression, eg. a trans man being transmisogynistic, he can't DO anything with power he does not have.

When people talk about transandrophobia, they are talking about how they are treated as a group of specifically trans and masculine and trans-masculine people. No one is saying that trans fems are behind systemic transandrophobia.

Arguing that trans men should just shut up about their oppression, and saying that they oppress trans fems, is WRONG. It is inaccurate, and harmful because it is silencing an oppressed group who are trying to raise awareness and to discuss the oppression they face. This whole idea that people (of all genders!) have that trans mascs are using the word transandrophobia as a weapon to harm trans fems is harmful and not based on facts. If you believe in that, you are not helping trans fems, you are just harming trans mascs.

#for those who follow me who are like. uhh. wtf is going on #basically a bunch of people mostly white trans mascs and trans neutrals and trans fems #are dog piling on trans mascs who try to discuss the oppression they face #and most people are choosing to ignore the racial dynamic at play #that its mostly white trans people telling trans poc to shut up about their oppression #god i just. i hate white people. why do white trans people act like they dont have white privilege and dont have #racist bias that they need to work thru #the whole thing is rly transmisogynistic too #trans fems are framed as these frail fragile little women who must be protected from men because women cant protect themselves and are #babies. and its like #WHAT. women are full grown adults dude.#like. ppl are treating trans fems the way that white men treat white women.#as some sort of fragile prize that must be protected from the Evil Sexually Violent MOC #which hurts all trans people #the idea that trans fems are uniquely weak and must be protected from all other trans people is just misogynistic #im running out of time so i cant get into more detail rn on why

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poptartmochi · 8 months

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until proven otherwise, i am assuming gortash speedran mephistopheles' lair with durge. and also. their funny little magician augusta

#sriracha.txt #they later ba sing se her about the whole thing because she has never had to lie in her life #baby believes in the sacred power of the truth and well. that cannot work with the Way of Things lol #OH. so maybe that's why claudia dies. because Claudia Knows the Truth + is going to fracture augusta's Understanding of Events #she said mama..... what the fuck were you doing at the devil's fee 🧐🧐 and augusta's like wha huh :o what WAS i doing at the devil's fee??#SO....... does gortash have cesare kill her...... as like some fucked up walter white maneuver..#AND AUGUSTA CATCHES HIM.................... WHICH IS WHY CESARE DIES......................#head in the hands..#this is effectively speedrunning the augusta soap opera + agustin transition BUT... believe #i like that gortash is playing the most fucked up 5d chess with the hhune's and then being soooo evil angelic with everyone else #claudia's like I Know What You Are Little Man >:( and gortash decides immediately that she is going to mysteriously disappear in the next #seven months. meanwhile the rest of the patriars are like 😒😒 gortash eugh.. or they're like yaaay gortash 😍😍#Meanwhile....................... the emperor in the book cooking up the most insane manipulation plot EVERRR #he said you did NOT comingle with augusta for 12 years like ME.. you will Neverrrr manipulate that sweet draconic magic like I CAN!!#🦖#bg3 spoilers

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saintlioncourt · 2 years

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didn't like this TLOU episode but that's because I dont like when characters im rooting for die >:(

#i skipped right past the grief and straight into anger over sam [and henry]#they did!! not!! deserve!! that!!#but like ESPECIALLY sam #i keep getting choked up just thinking about his little baby face #[i also did not like kathleen sorry] i just dont give a shit about evil white women #10/10 for having her face ripped off by the zombie kid. she deserved that for her comment alone #but ANYWAYS i now want to wrap joel and ellie in soft blankets and never let them experience anything bad ever again :'(#tv tag #the last of us #the last of us spoilers #tlou spoilers

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