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did you know? if you do your laundry you can get your clothes back
#fascinating stuff. let’s see if i (person with the worst executive dysfunction when it comes to doing laundry) remember it#i literally have this issue where i’ll let dirty clothes pile up in the laundry basket for an entire month#like it takes me that long to get around to it#and then- who would’ve thought- i find that i don’t have anything good to wear. strange!#finally did it last night and i’m like ohhh that was so difficult but the payoff finally#augh#peach rambles#hall of fame i guess#shut up about socks. idc.#this was a fun positivity post of sorts it’s about overcoming executive dysfunction#derailing into jokes about losing socks is. it’s not horrible but just boring and annoying#it was supposed to be celebration!! and encouragement!!!
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I just love the idea that Cas and Dean actually manage to be sneaky in the beginning of their relationship, keeping it secret not because they don’t trust Sam or are ashamed but because they need to feel solid in it themselves before they tell anyone. So they’ve actually done a spectacular job of keeping quiet and not getting caught.
And then one day Cas and Dean are sitting at the table in the bunker kitchen, half asleep while Cas sips coffee and Dean munches halfheartedly on soggy cereal, when Sam comes back from his morning run.
“There you guys are!” He says as he pulls his headphones out of his ears. “I’ve been waiting for you to get up!”
“Why?” Dean asks, dropping his spoon into his bowl and splashing a little milk over the side. “You find us a case?”
Sam shakes his head as he heads to the fridge for a bottle of water. “I think there’s something wrong with the bunker.”
“What kind of something?” Dean asks, casting a curious glance around.
The bunker had seemed fine to him. Nothing strange had happened. No weird noises, no strange smells, nothing creepy or daunting that was outside of the ordinary as far as living completely underground went.
“Well, the lights have been acting weird.” Sam begins, thinking. “And the electricity will just randomly short out. It’s like all the fuses blow at once, or something, even when nothing has changed.”
Dean, still half asleep and only a few sips into his own coffee, doesn’t immediately make the connection. But Cas seems to go incredibly still across the table from him.
“Huh.” Dean says, pushing his bowl away and reaching for his mug. “I haven’t seen any of that. When is this happening?”
Dean still hasn’t pieced it together, but Cas is sending him a solid, desperate stare over the rim of his own mug. Dean’s mind is trying to kick on, to figure it out, and then Sam says—
“Well, most recently was last night. You were already in bed. And Cas— I don’t know where you were.”
And oh. Oh. Dean understands now.
Because yeah, he had been in bed last night. It just so happens that Cas had been in his bed, too. And they were— busy, but sleeping isn’t exactly what they were doing.
Dean purposely does not meet Cas’s gaze.
“Weird.” Dean says with a shrug that he hopes is nonchalant.
“Yeah,” Cas finally manages to agree, his fingers tight around his mug. “That is strange, I haven’t noticed it, either. We’ll have to keep an eye out for it and address it if it’s an electrical issue.”
Sam, beautiful, sweet Sam, doesn’t seem to notice anything amiss. He shrugs. “Yeah, just let me know if you notice it. Maybe it’s just a weird fluke.”
And it will be awhile yet before Sam understands why this only happens when he’s alone in the bunker at night, why it never happens when Dean and Cas stay up with him to the early hours of the morning to research. Sam will live confused but peacefully oblivious for as long as they can all get away with.
#I just love Sam being like#guys all the lights are flickering again#and deans like wow Sammy that’s so strange I couldn’t possibly know anything about that#I also love when Sam finally catches on#and has this horrible dawning realization#and cas as least looks sheepish when Sam figures it out#but Dean makes some comment about how his ass is just *that good*#and then Sam desperately wishes for obliviousness again#destiel#sam winchester#spn#supernatural
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do yall ever think about bruce/batman!clone danny standing in front of his bathroom mirror after finding out he was a clone and silently tracing his face. The slope of his jaw and point of his chin. The high angle of his cheekbones and the shape of his eyes, the curve of his brow bones and the shape of his nose. The volume of his hair and the way it curls and gets fluffy when it gets too long.
His hair is black the same way a crow's wing is black. His dad's hair is black the same way a black bear's fur is black. His dad's eyes are blue like the ocean is blue. Danny's eyes are blue the same way a glacier is blue.
His dad has a square jaw and straight flat hair, and he tans and gets a face full of freckles when he's out in the sun for too long. Danny burns like a lobster and his face remains untouched. Danny has a sharp jaw and tall cheekbones, and Sam says when he's not smiling there's almost something regal about him. You would never call Jack Fenton "regal" when he's not smiling.
Sam says when he's not smiling he looks scary the same way a stone statue is. Jack Fenton when he's not smiling looks scary the same way that german shepherd staring at you across the street is.
Do you ever think he grew up wondering if he was adopted. Because of course, he has black hair and blue eyes like his dad. But having the same color doesn't make you someone's child.
Or, worse, things he's heard from the other kids and the other parents and even some of his teachers growing up; that he was the product of an affair. And that his dad was just too stupid to notice. And Danny would defend his parents until the day he died, because Jack Fenton wasn't an idiot and Maddie Fenton wasn't a cheater.
But doubt comes in with fickle tongue. his parents swear up and down that he is their child when he asks about either. That Danny just had his grandparents' features, but he was their son and they loved him.
But Danny doesn't look like either of his parents. His mom's eyes are blue like an aquamarine and Jazz's too. And they burn like lobsters in the sun too, but Jazz gets freckles on her face and so does Maddie. And as Danny grows up he doesn't bulk up or get stocky like his dad did, and when he hits puberty he doesn't shoot up like a tree like Jack Fenton did.
He stays small, and they say he's a late bloomer (and he is), or that he just has his mom's height. But he's fast and has good stamina, and some days it feels like he's built entirely different from his family. That the things they went through growing up just didn't apply to him. Jack and Maddie Fenton both had acne and breakouts when they hit puberty, and Jazz inherits it and he's seen the amount of skincare products she keeps on her side of the bathroom.
And then he hits puberty and breaks out maybe once or twice, but his skin stays clear for the most part and the problems and changes his dad went through just don't happen to him.
And the truth is worse than all of the lies.
How horrifying.
#dpxdc#danny fenton is not the ghost king#dp x dc#dp x dc crossover#dpxdc crossover#dpdc#danny fenton is a clone#clone danny fenton#clone danny#thinking about the inherent trauma that comes with growing up as a clone and not knowing and questioning everything about yourself#thinking about the amount of effort and lying that Jack and Maddie would've had to to do if they wanted to pass Danny off as their bio son#the MEDICAL RECORDS#danny's medical history is completely different from theirs. any generational health problems the waynes have would/could be passed down to#danny and he's completely oblivious to it up until the reveal. he'd have no idea about any medical risks until they hit him before that.#so many little things and inconsistencies that would just build and build and build until it finally came to a head and the truth came out#forever and ever and ever fascinated by the underlying horror of being a clone. there's a horror in being cloned but there's also a horror#in BEING a clone. like yes he could've always known from the start and that comes with its own set of issues BUT. just. him not knowing#for the longest time. the lies and deceit and betrayal. you know how adopted kids come out and talk about how they didn't know they were#adopted for the longest time and how traumatizing and betrayed they felt when they're finally told 15-20 years down the line? yeah that#i imagine finding out you're a clone is a lot like that.#i read a book in middle school once abt a girl moving to a new town with her family and getting these horrible nightmares and noticing how#everyone was acting strange around her. one of her nightmares was about the 30yo police officer being a shambling corpse talking to her#and at the end of the book she finds out she's actually the clone of a dead older sister and the police officer was her sister's boyfriend.#and she was in gymnastics but quit and her parents were so disappointed bc the og sister was a champion/award winning gymnastics player#and i never did finish the book but god am i reminded of that.#i love reading the dpxdc clone danny posts and they usually have him brush off being a clone which is literally totally fine but duUUDE#just imagine his own horror over it. its SOOO good
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Prompt 159
Tucker is done. Absolutely done. Danny, this time it’s your fault, and not his, this time it wasn’t him who touched the magical weird artifact thing. At least Sam is there too, so they can complain together.
Or they would, if not for the fact that their bodies are toddlers, and somehow stuck to freaking ghost-speak! And not even proper ghost-speak but like, toddler ghost speak!
He can’t see his PDA anywhere either, which is downright heartbreaking. Patricia had been the best thing he’d made to date! And she was now gone!
At least Danny is also stuck in the same situation as them and- Wait. Okay. Nope, he better not have just seen Sam float slightly. It would not be fair if she got ghost-powers too- holy realms his hand just went through the floor. Okay. Alright.
They apparently all have ghost powers now. As toddlers. In some unknown place that had some sort of ecto-stream runoff thing. That wasn’t concerning at all.
Oh, did he mention the gold-eyed figure staring at them from across said stream? Well they were across the stream, now they seem to be staring at them from like a foot away and maybe having a breakdown. Or a headache? They were clutching their head is what he was trying to say, but his stupid baby vision wasn’t the best at a distance.
Yeah he’s blaming this one on Danny.
#dcxdp#dpxdc#prompts#sam manson#danny fenton#tucker foley#talons#The talons are Pretty Sure these are strange baby-talons but think they might be sick#So they’re taking turns hiding them from the Court so they aren’t destroyed#Someone will eventually find out that there’s several rogue Talons stealing from stores#That day is not today#Halfa trio#Talons are attempting to parent & might end up stealing some Lazarus Waters#The issue is that the closest Pits are either under Gotham or in the Batcave#Tucker wants to throttle Danny because they’re freaking BABIES#Dude they’re in diapers and it’s absolutely horrible he does Not Like#This is how Tucker learns he can just summon handfuls of sand to throw at his friends
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OK JUST A LITTLE THING BECAUSE IM INSANE @cubbihue
Song: Plastic by Cheekface
#IDENTITY HORROR MY BELOVED#I want to watch him fall apart#I need him to explode#fop#fairly oddparents#fop a new wish#fairly oddparents a new wish#animation#animatic#art#digital art#fanart#body horror#I sent in an anon ask a bit ago about Chimmy being able to accidentally destroy himself if he realized what he was#and that idea makes me so so so crazy#The slow dawning horror that you arent yourself#followed by the horrific deterioration of your body as a direct result of your knowlege#like a punishment you cant undo#a horrible cycle of falling to pieces reinforcing this horrific reality and that horrific reality tearing you to pieces#you know now. you cant go back even if you want to#and the visual symbolism body horror of literally falling into pieces. AGHGhgh he's hollow in there just so you know#He could stick his whole arm in and not reach the back of his skull its just a dark pit completely hollow and unnatural#I like to think if you looked deep enough you could see stars#AUGHGH STRIPPING CHARACTERS OF THEIR HUMANITY MY BELOVED#removing even their basest comforts. Even their body isnt familiar to them anymore#Its this strange horrifying thing. What will it do next? Was it ever theirs? Should they be afraid?#and in my hands the answer will always be yes#Sorry Im going insane I love your au#I like characters who cling on to humanity that can never be theirs ♥
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when you have the HEAD OF BRAND PARTNERSHIPS for cash app, one of the main guys to ORCHESTATE the deal of the VISA CASH APP RB racing team IN TEARS ON HIS INSTAGRAM STORY BECAUSE EVEN HE DOESNT KNOW you have to seriously start asking questions about how horridly red bull have treated this whoooooleeeeee fucking thing? hearing him say lets bring the honey badger back ignited something in my current desolate soul
#daniel ricciardo#i logged off im not really here cause im a fucking blubbering mess but this is WEIRD STRANGE AND HORRIBLE#yes zack is a very good friend of daniels who fucking care about the bias at this point EVEN HE DOESNT KNOW
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heroes always stop
#my hero academia#boku no hero academia#aizawa shouta#tenko shimura#bokunohero#au where 2nd year Shouta finds a kid on the street in need of help#and has to go on the run with said kid when the authorities he takes him to#have clear questionable intentions/allegiences#and he realizes that he can trust no one where this strange blood-covered near-catatonic child is concerned#I know this au has been done before but I wanna take a crack at it too#it takes place when Tenko is 5 and Aizawa is 16#just after Oboro's death#he's pulling away from Hizashi and Nem and obsessing over his training#it's a fun dark horrible teen Aizawa and baby Tenko are on the run from AFO not realizing they both have been under his eye for a while#and Aizawa has to figure out how to take care of a child when he's still basically a child himself#and also has to figure out who he can trust when everyone around them is suspect#screams quietly into my hands#how many more aus can I start before I go mad
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i love that star trek has so many autistic characters that theyve got the whole fucking spectrum in there .on a scale from worf, odo, spock, data, julian, deanna and wesley to picard what type of 'tism do YOU have ?
#edit: all the tags on this post of people picking their own personal tism brand make me very happy actually .i love star trek#its like star signs but Worse#anyway im like .a horrible mixture of data picard and wesley#the ultimate Strange and Unsettling Nerd Child basically#ticketts thoughts#star trek#star trek ds9#tng#star trek tng#star trek the next generation#star trek deep space nine#oh god .do i have to tag all those characters .no fml its 11 pm as i draft this im not doing that
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thinking about the tower princes again. girl worst friends. they’re so miserable i’m obsessed
#tlt#the locked tomb#ntn spoilers#my art#i'm really into the tlt trend where a character must spend the absolute worst era of their lives in a strange new environment with#ianthe tridentarius as their sole ally and confidante.#i've been calling it 'stuck in the middle with ianthe' and i think it should continue.#also i enjoy how the whole imperialism squad (john ianthe kiriona) are all having a horrible time. a well of misery every one of them.#ianthe still got stuck with paperwork & babysitting duty though. so if she wants to kill someone next book i will be supporting her.
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Your style is sooo good. Love your bireena drawings!
I’m totally brain rotting over them rn I can’t control it 😭
#bireena#mortal kombat 1#mk1#mortal kombat mythologies#bi Han#subzero#sareena#sareena x bi han#bi han x sareena#doodles#my art#they’re both delusional#and probably horrible for each other#but it all works out in a strange way#bi Hans personality is too intense for any human woman so he reasonably went for a demon instead#sareena wants a chew toy and he’s right there#THAT WAS A JOKE#I WAS JUST KIDDING#HAHA
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sorry to everyone who thought cuckoo (2024) was a deeply unpleasant incoherent mess of a film when the reality is that it is both of those things and also cuckoo is a film meant for little freaks and weirdos who came to see hunter schafer make out with a french lesbian and watch dan stevens be a freaky little german pied piper weirdo scientist billionaire(?) with a resort and a funny accent. as god intended.
#a horribly strange film that i loved very much and whose implications were deeply disturbing. 12/10 would watch again#lion.txt#dan stevens#hunter schafer#cuckoo#cuckoo 2024
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High school au with them
Rockstar 13, straight A student Yaz and pathetic nerd Spy.
#the sacha pic im crying it’s too good 😭😭#I’ll use it for everything#also WOW MANDIP AND JODIE#yeah straight A student Yaz kisses her gf bad girl rockstar 13#spydocyaz tho#strange couple but it works veeery well#oh but don’t think spy is OC#he’s still a bitch as always#but with BAD fashion sense#oh wait#he already has horrible fashion sense#anyway high school au with them#doctor who#dr who#dw#the doctor#13th doctor#the master#thirteenth doctor#spy master#spymaster#spydoc#spydocyaz#dhawan!master#sacha dhawan#yaz khan#yasmin khan#thasmin#jodie whittaker#mandip gill
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Honestly I think Life is Strange’s true problem is that it’s a series being done by two different studios that sometimes just flat out disagree with each other. Hell, the OG game was released by episode and certain things were changed just based on fan feedback so it wasn’t super consistent either.
But man. I’m kinda surprised that there was a heavy dislike of Chloe from Deck Nine since they did BtS. Then again BtS made it rather clear that they had no interest in following anything canon that Don’t Nod put forward.
They need to stop switching studios for every game. If Don’t Nod doesn’t want to do another then let them- at this point they’re just slapping the Life is Strange title on games that could be independent.
#life is strange#it’s not even that I have a strong loyalty to either studio !#Don’t Nod had a horrible ending for LiS that made very little sense in game and clearly didn’t plan it out which annoyed me#Deck Nine ignored a lot of canon for BtS and I felt had rocky writing of Rachel and Chloe at times#BUT I loved LiS so Don’t Nod isn’t all bad#and Deck Nine made True Colors which I really liked
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Batfamily au where everything's the same except all of Tim's socialite peers and coworkers think he's american psycho
#i mean think about it. why else does he know so much about serial killers and come to the office with strange bruises sometimes#and how come he never seems phased even when something horrible is happening#plus he fits in just a little too well#kinda sus..#tim drake#red robin#dc comics#batfamily
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Small sketch page of some of my marvel blorbos ;; Couldn't fit all of them in it nor had the time but hey I got the itch scratched kinda
#I AM a Howard Stark simp in spite of his horrible parenting#Just look at that man MH Tony had to get his looks from somewhere godamn#Also I just now realised that the way I laid them out makes Stephen seemed annoyed at the two hot af men staring at him#or Loki n Stark having a stare down to see who keeps the wizard#that was actually unintentional#My hand probably knows what I want better than I do myself#also Wanda my fierce momma plz I love her so much I wanna hug and cuddle her she deserved so much better my bby#so did Nat UGH my heart broke when drawing her I miss her ;;#WHY ARE MOST OF MY FAVES DEAD NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT LIKE??? FUCK OFF ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;#anyway#tony stark#iron man#stephen strange#doctor strange#loki laufeyson#loki#howard stark#wanda maximoff#scarlet witch#natasha romanoff#black widow#mcu#marvel#marvel fanart
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what pisses me off the most about the jekyll and hyde musical is that robert louis stevenson explicitly said to NOT make the inner conflict about sex but meanwhile frank wildhorn was like "lol bozo" and made it about jekyll/hyde choosing between a virgin and a whore like HUH.
#the whole point is that jekyll HAS ALWAYS BEEN A HORRIBLE PERSON#it's just that hyde allows him to EXPRESS those awful urges freely#it's all about the human psyche and human morality so making it about sex is just...... NO!!!!!!!#there is also no lanyon in the musical to be a foil to jekyll and im mad about that too#also why is jekyll a twink he's like 50 in the book#gotta make him sexy and appealing i guess...... /sarc#i literally need frank wildhorn to blow up right now#i cant look at pictures or videos of the show without getting unreasonably angry#the strange case of dr jekyll and mr hyde#jekyll and hyde#frank wildhorn#robert louis stevenson#anya talks
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