#not fucking idiots on tumblr dot com

[nyaskitten]

Nazi dumbfuck

You want to kiss me so bad it makes you look dumb. <333

[questioningpunctuation]

there was a post.., about blackout poetry but with penis and boobs randomly inserted into the text and i made this image but lost the original post i was going to attach it to and now i feel stupid but take this anyways

[jewvian]

A user here who claims to be, and I quote, a "Jedi apologist" (the fuck?), defends Hamas' slaughter of Jewish children and babies.

That's very Anakin coded. Very psycho vibes.

[thelovebug1968]

Im well adjusted and have normal reactions to stimuli. Unrelated i might have to get off tumblr for a little or else ill tell people to kill themselves over their WRONG opinions on architecture

[lesbiangiratina]

Woke up and immediately found someone i want to kill but its okay it happens.

[brood-mother]

what is UP with people's desperation to take the fantasy out of fantasy on here...like some fantasy element will be literally one degree away from Regular Human Shit and people will still unironically be like "but wouldn't it be SO MUCH COOLER if it was even less than that? wouldn't that somehow be more interesting or subversive??" like where does the drive to make every single fantasy race "human but (minor aesthetic quirk)" come from. dragon age was like elves can only make more elves with other elves, there's no such thing as a half elf and its VERY NARRATIVELY IMPORTANT TO ALL THREE GAMES, but people were like "but what if my widdle alibear had pointy ears 🥺", christ dnd/bg3 went even milder than that with elves don't sleep, they meditate instead and people are STILL like "but what if they slept 🥺" like i am gripping you by the shoulders and i am shaking you shaking you shaking you shaking you

[thiefnessman]

if you jump on even the slightest criticism of joe biden with "uwu but remember vote blue!!! trump is worse!!!" you are in fact part of the problem. you are a symptom of how the Democratic Party uses marginalized people's basic human rights as a bargaining chip in order to secure power. do you not see how fucked up this is

[mainfaggot]

i need to get an actual grip i need to stop acting like my life is a tragedy like YOURE FINE YOURE FINE YOURE FIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE

[squiddlysquoo]

That's the 5 of Cups and also Death is a positive card in tarot it just means change

Who got so mad at me misreading a random tarot in that FOX news clip that they messaged on anon. Come off anon and chastise me properly

[aktinopterygia]

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[bewbin]

Policeman: hey you cant be jaywalking here me: i can do whatever the fuck i want you pigheaded idiot Pigheaded Policeman: im not pigheaded me: yes you are look at your description the pigheaded policeman with a broken leg: AAAAAAHCH HOW ARE YOU DOING THIS me: im writing this post you are just a character in a text post on tumblr dot com the pigheaded policeman with a broken leg and now a shattered mental psyche: im just a wh.. my daughter MY DAUGHTER IS REAL REBECCA IS REAL Me: rebecca only became real in the moment you spoke her name the pigheaded policeman with a broken leg and now a shattred mental psyche who is just confused now: ok im just confused now rebecca: what am i

[simcardiac-arrested]

FUCKKKKKKKKKK PLEASE I WOKE UP LITERALLY 3 MINUTES AGO DO I NOT SUFFER ENOUGH

gomen world

STOP THIS IMMEDIATWLY? CREAM ARE YOU SEEING THIS. SOMEBODY HEEELP HEEEELP MEEE HEEEEEEELP

[lhkingkat]

I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT. SCOTT SMAJOR IS A BITCH ASS MOTHER FUCKER. HE KILLED MY FUCKING WIFE.

THAT'S RIGHT. HE WATCHED THE ENDERMAN PUSH HER OFF AND HE WATCHED AS IT KILLED MY FUCKING WIFE, AND HE SAID SHE DID "this much" AND I SAID THAT'S NOT NICE.

SO I'M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TWITTER DOT COM. SCOTT SMAJOR, YOUR NOT STRONG. YOUR AS STRONG AS ME EXCEPT WAY WEAKER, AND GUESS WHAT. HERE'S WHAT MY STRENGTH LOOKS LIKE. [CROSSBOW LOADING] THAT'S RIGHT, BABY . BIG DAMAGE, NO AIMBOT, NO ARROWS, LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE TWO STICKS AND A FIREWORK.

HE KILLED MY WIFE, SO GUESS WHAT. I'M GONNA KILL HIM. THAT'S RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET!

MY SUPER LASER BLAST!!! EXCEPT I'M NOT GONNA KILL SCOTT. I'M GONNA GO HIGHER. I'M KILLING SKIZZ!!! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT BIGB!?

I KILLED SKIZZ, YOU IDIOT!!! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE EXPLOSION DEBRIS HITS THE REST OF THE FUCKING MAP, NOW GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SIGHT BEFORE I KILL YOU TOO.

gecko let me share this with the wider world of tumblr. thank you for this gift gecko

[caparrucia]

I'll tell you a secret I learned being on this website for more than a decade.

I mute comments on literally any post I make the moment I get the smallest bit of irritation out of the responses to it. Willfully misunderstood what I said? Muted. Put words in my mouth in order to get to call me slurs? Muted. Made wildly inappropriate assumptions about me based on a single quippy post on tumblr dot com? Muted.

"Why do you post anything at all then?"

Because I stand behind the words I post. I mean them, when I write them. But standing behind the words I post doesn't mean I am immediately available for you gremlin fucks to dehumanize and drag into insipid grade school debates about basic morality.

If I didn't stand behind what I'm saying, I wouldn't say it, but that doesn't mean I'm here to fist fight any and every idiot that swings by with cop-rot in their brain.

My time is valuable, you can't afford it. Now if you excuse me, I'm going to spend a few hours playing my silly gacha phone games.

[capncurlyfried]

I've come to make an announcement:

Jimmy the Copilot's a bitch ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking nurse. That's right, he took his greasy fucking tiny dick out and he pissed on my fucking nurse and he said his dick was "this big" and I said "THAT'S DISGUSTING."

So I'm making a callout post on my tumblr dot com: Jimmy the Copilot, you got a small dick, its the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right baby, all burned, still clean, no tip, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong that fell on the floor.

He raped my nurse so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Tulpar. That's right, this is what you get, MY SUPER LASER SCANNER. Except I'm not pissing on the Tulpar, I'm gonna go higher, I'M PISSING ON PONY EXPRESS. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT POLLE, I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT!

You have twenty-three hours before the piss drop-el-ets hit the fucking asteroid, now get out of my fucking sight, before I piss on you too.

[the-real-rain-world-confessions]

IVE COME TO MAKE A CONFESSION! FIVE PEBBLES IS A BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER! HE FORCED ME OUT OF HIS CHAMBER! THATS RIGHT HE TOOK HIS GAY LITTLE HANDS AND SAID "STOP BITING ME" AND I SAID "FUCK YOU" AND HE SWOOSHED ME OUT OF THE ROOM! SO IM MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON TUMBLR DOT COM;

FIVE PEBBLES? YOUVE GOT A SMALL DICK. ITS THE SIZE OF THIS GRENADE EXCEPT WAY SMALLER. AND GUESS WHAT, HE SHOVED ME OUT SO IM GONNA SHOVE HIM, THATS RIGHT-

IM EXPLODING THE HOUSE OF BRAIDS!

HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT SCAV KING? I EXPLODED YOUR HOME YOU IDIOT!

FIVE PEBBLES YOU HAVE 8 CYCLES TO LET ME BACK IN BEFORE I START MAKING MORE BOMBS!

NOW GET THESE OVERSEERS OUT OF MY FUCKING SIGHT BEFORE I EXPLODE THEM TOO!

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