#not fucking idiots on tumblr dot com

[nyaskitten]

Nazi dumbfuck

You want to kiss me so bad it makes you look dumb. <333

[questioningpunctuation]

there was a post.., about blackout poetry but with penis and boobs randomly inserted into the text and i made this image but lost the original post i was going to attach it to and now i feel stupid but take this anyways

[jewvian]

A user here who claims to be, and I quote, a "Jedi apologist" (the fuck?), defends Hamas' slaughter of Jewish children and babies.

That's very Anakin coded. Very psycho vibes.

[thelovebug1968]

Im well adjusted and have normal reactions to stimuli. Unrelated i might have to get off tumblr for a little or else ill tell people to kill themselves over their WRONG opinions on architecture

[carsickcrow]

goodbye viktor ….

[lesbiangiratina]

Woke up and immediately found someone i want to kill but its okay it happens.

[brood-mother]

what is UP with people's desperation to take the fantasy out of fantasy on here...like some fantasy element will be literally one degree away from Regular Human Shit and people will still unironically be like "but wouldn't it be SO MUCH COOLER if it was even less than that? wouldn't that somehow be more interesting or subversive??" like where does the drive to make every single fantasy race "human but (minor aesthetic quirk)" come from. dragon age was like elves can only make more elves with other elves, there's no such thing as a half elf and its VERY NARRATIVELY IMPORTANT TO ALL THREE GAMES, but people were like "but what if my widdle alibear had pointy ears 🥺", christ dnd/bg3 went even milder than that with elves don't sleep, they meditate instead and people are STILL like "but what if they slept 🥺" like i am gripping you by the shoulders and i am shaking you shaking you shaking you shaking you

[thiefnessman]

if you jump on even the slightest criticism of joe biden with "uwu but remember vote blue!!! trump is worse!!!" you are in fact part of the problem. you are a symptom of how the Democratic Party uses marginalized people's basic human rights as a bargaining chip in order to secure power. do you not see how fucked up this is

[mainfaggot]

i need to get an actual grip i need to stop acting like my life is a tragedy like YOURE FINE YOURE FINE YOURE FIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE

[squiddlysquoo]

That's the 5 of Cups and also Death is a positive card in tarot it just means change

Who got so mad at me misreading a random tarot in that FOX news clip that they messaged on anon. Come off anon and chastise me properly

[aktinopterygia]

/

[bewbin]

Policeman: hey you cant be jaywalking here me: i can do whatever the fuck i want you pigheaded idiot Pigheaded Policeman: im not pigheaded me: yes you are look at your description the pigheaded policeman with a broken leg: AAAAAAHCH HOW ARE YOU DOING THIS me: im writing this post you are just a character in a text post on tumblr dot com the pigheaded policeman with a broken leg and now a shattered mental psyche: im just a wh.. my daughter MY DAUGHTER IS REAL REBECCA IS REAL Me: rebecca only became real in the moment you spoke her name the pigheaded policeman with a broken leg and now a shattred mental psyche who is just confused now: ok im just confused now rebecca: what am i

[simcardiac-arrested]

FUCKKKKKKKKKK PLEASE I WOKE UP LITERALLY 3 MINUTES AGO DO I NOT SUFFER ENOUGH

gomen world

STOP THIS IMMEDIATWLY? CREAM ARE YOU SEEING THIS. SOMEBODY HEEELP HEEEELP MEEE HEEEEEEELP

[themeridian]

I've come to make an announcement.

shadow the hedgehog's a bitch. ass. motherfucker.

he pissed on my fucking wife

thats right. he took his hedgehog fuckin quilly dick out, and he pissed on my FUCKING WIFE and he said his dick was

T H I S B I G

and i said that's disgusting. so im making a callout post on my tumblr dot com:

shadow the hedgehog, you got a SMALL dick. its the size of a walnut, except WAY smaller.

and guess what? heres what my dong looks like

[explosion sounds]

thats right baby! tall points, no quills, no pillows.

look at that it looks like two balls and a bong!

he fucked my wife so guess what?!

im gonna FUCK THE EARTH!!

THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET!

MY SUPER

LASER

PISS

except im not gonna piss on the earth.

im gonna go higher!

im pissing on the MOOOOONNNNNN

how do you like that trump? i pissed on the moon you idiot!

you have twenty three hours before the piss droplets hit the fucking earth

now get out of my fucking sight before i piss on you too!

[omarithecat]

I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT. SCOTT SMAJOR IS A BITCH ASS MOTHER FUCKER. HE KILLED MY FUCKING WIFE.

THAT'S RIGHT. HE WATCHED THE ENDERMAN PUSH HER OFF AND HE WATCHED AS IT KILLED MY FUCKING WIFE, AND HE SAID SHE DID "this much" AND I SAID THAT'S NOT NICE.

SO I'M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TWITTER DOT COM. SCOTT SMAJOR, YOUR NOT STRONG. YOUR AS STRONG AS ME EXCEPT WAY WEAKER, AND GUESS WHAT. HERE'S WHAT MY STRENGTH LOOKS LIKE. [CROSSBOW LOADING] THAT'S RIGHT, BABY . BIG DAMAGE, NO AIMBOT, NO ARROWS, LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE TWO STICKS AND A FIREWORK.

HE KILLED MY WIFE, SO GUESS WHAT. I'M GONNA KILL HIM. THAT'S RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET!

MY SUPER LASER BLAST!!! EXCEPT I'M NOT GONNA KILL SCOTT. I'M GONNA GO HIGHER. I'M KILLING SKIZZ!!! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT BIGB!?

I KILLED SKIZZ, YOU IDIOT!!! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE EXPLOSION DEBRIS HITS THE REST OF THE FUCKING MAP, NOW GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SIGHT BEFORE I KILL YOU TOO.

gecko let me share this with the wider world of tumblr. thank you for this gift gecko

[inezrable]

I've come to make an announcement:

The Metatron is a bitch ass motherfucker. He took away Crowley's fucking wife. That's right. He took out his angelic fucking almond coffee and took away Crowley's fucking wife and he said his job offer was THIS BIG and Crowley said "tell me you said no." So I'm making a call out post on my Tumblr dot com. Metatron you've got a small dick. It's the size of that joint miracle except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what Crowley's offer looks like. That's right, baby. No catches, no strings, look at that. It looks like happiness. He fucked their relationship so guess what. I'm gonna fuck heaven. That's right, this is what you get. Super laser piss. I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher. IM PISSING ON HEAVEN!! How you like that, Archangel Michael? I PISSED ON HEAVEN, YOU IDIOT.