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the USA gets a lot of shit for not using the metric system and celsius like most of the rest of the world, but I think whatever Canada is doing is worse. distance and speed is measured in kilometers, but people's height is measured in feet and inches. food is measured in grams, but a person's weight is measured in pounds. the temperature outside is Celsius, but the temperature in your oven is Fahrenheit. and don't even get me started on how calendar dates are written.
#it's CHAOS#most countries use one or the other but canada decided ALL OF THE ABOVE#as an american living in canada it's been very confusing#i've had to learn celsius for weather purposes but my oven still uses fahrenheit#communicating height is easy but i still don't understand kilometers#the dates are really what gets me though#i've started the habit of just writing out the month instead of using the number#because literally everyone writes it differently#deeply deeply confusing
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me trying to avoid using temperatures in my fics bc im american and its winter in the bodyguard au and i know most of yall aren’t so yall are gonna be so fucking confused when they say “omg it’s so cold it’s 30 degrees” bc i know in celsius that’s hot as shit lol
#vic chats#anyways i know america is stupid but i will say that fahrenheit does make sense temperature wise but i will refrain from using temps bc i#it’s gonna just confuse everyone lol#also random but i fucking hate the cold lol#winter is terrible
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i think my genuinely most petty turn off in fanfiction is when a clearly american writer uses fahrenheit to describe the temperature. like i can somewhat excuse inches and miles because those do sound better in descriptive sentence flow sometimes (though they're still ridiculous to use in dialogue when the characters aren't from a place that uses those), but i will sometimes instantly click off a fic where a character from any place that isn't the united states of america* says some shit like "it's 90 degrees out". because that means it's almost boiling. you're almost boiling those poor bastards. let them be free. they will die in that heat. just look up celsius conversion OR if you can't be assed/temperature measurement names don't match the setting to just say "it's unbearably hot out" or something instead of going with the one system no one else in the world uses im fucking begging you
*or a usa coded fantasy nation whatever
#🐠#this ALSO goes for when two characters are baking something and you jump out with shit like gallons when THAT IS AN AMERICAN THING#what the fuck is a gallon!#tsp/tbs/cups are fine everyone uses those in baking/cooking but fahrenheit temps+'pint'???? what the fuck is a PINT#this is deeply petty i know but it just happened to me for the 2nd time this week its so joever#you're just outing yourself as an American™ if you do this and its just annoying and breaks immersion thanks for coming to my pet talk
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it’s not cold today so i’m going outside to read six of crowds and get some fresh air
#i’ve been meaning to read it since i got the book#my plan is read five pages this week#read seven next week#and ten after that#then go back to five and repeat the process#i used to be an avid reader but the short attention span got to me#so i’m gonna slowly ease into it again#i remember when i finished fahrenheit 451 weeks ahead of everyone#good times#wanna go back to that one day#plus it’s a nice day#my goal for next year is to read three books#it’s not much but we gotta start somewhere realistic#may stay here for a while#there’s some nice wind#logan.txt
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So it turns out that No Frills DOES carry milk I can drink. And as much as I don't want to encourage companies in the awful UI of a 4L plastic jug of milk (seriously, can someone from somewhere where that's common tell me how you're supposed to use them? Because I've just been pouring out of the jug, and if this is going to be a regular purchase I need to know how to actually do it.), being able to buy milk in 4L rather than 2L has almost halved the price of my milk. (Given that No Frills charges more for the regular milk, I can just switch the family entirely to this stuff and it'll work out even. I just need to know how to use it.)
#Everyone who gets confused about how bags of milk work#needs to understand that this is the “Fahrenheit is more intuitive” reaction but for packaging#I don't know how to use a 4L jug#feel free to laugh at me for thinking you just pour directly out of the jug#(I don't because it's obviously wrong but I just don't know what to do)#it's all in what you grow up with#I grew up knowing you needed a jug & a bag cutter#you grew up knowing____ (please fill in that blank for me. I want to keep using this but can't make the 7-year-old use a 4kg container)
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Not even close to US (and first worlder) internet users' worst crime but few things are more annoying to me than when people use the stupid fucking yanqui timezones system instead of UTC. "Pacific time" no one knows what that means. This literally only makes sense to your dumb country and we have a very fucking easy universal time count that is a good reference for people everywhere in the world. If you're specifying the timezone then obviously this is meant for people regardless of where they live so stop being so self centered for five seconds and use universal systems. Christ
#salt#its already annoying when they use miles or pounds or inches or fahrenheit or whatever the fuck#but with timezones its like. man. you clearly mean this to be for everyone. use the universal system#the universal system is SO fucking easy its literally billions of times easier than whatever the fuck you bitches have going on#and at least the others i can convert with one simple google search#but with this shit i have to google what the fuck timezone 'EST' is#then calculate what that would be in UTC#and then calculate what that will be in my time#its such a stupid long and pointless journey all because they refuse to acknowledge that other countries exist#shut the fuck up and use utc!!!!!!!!!!!!#'oh we're used to doing this that way because its our country's timezone uwu' bitch every big country has its own timezone system#im also used to using 'brasília time'. but when im talking to ppl from other countries i use utc. it's not that hard
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Actually, I'm gonna hide inside for a bit. I made my air-conditioned terrarium extra nice. My ancestors all came from northern Europe. I'm built to wear shorts in the snow, not lounge in the sun.
go outside and sit in the sun, your problems won't disappear but you might gain a little hope
#actually today isnt too hot#only 75 degrees Fahrenheit#that's 24 degrees Celsius for you non-Americans#its been 95 degrees though#aka 35 Celsius#boy it shure would be nice if the USA would get its shit together and use the same units of measurement that everyone else does#why we dont use the metric system is beyond me#like 12 inches?#what the fuck#do you understand how ANNOYING that math is to do?
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“Why is GAAP so stupid?” counter is through the ceiling today and we’re only 1 hour into this day.
#CPA exam#why does the us have to be different#when we already have international standards everyone else follows#fricken Fahrenheit moment out here
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The danger zone of buying craft patterns online is sometimes they will recommend very specific craft supplies that are only available in their country and suddenly I have to figure out what the equivalent exchange of craft supplies is for random American brands and shit that’s available in Canada because I just wanna go to Michael’s not deal with shipping, duties, taxes and the possibility of border security deciding it’s suspicious that I’m ordering yarn and holding it for 6 months until I lose interest in the hobby.
#yes I am exaggerating for comedic effect#it’s a minor inconvenience at best like that time I didn’t read a recipe very good#and used a ‘stick’ of butter which in Canada we have more like blocks of butter#so they’re about 2 cups of butter a ‘stick’ and I having no context for what an American stick of butter was did not know it meant 1/2 cup#I realize that’s my bad and a minor inconvenience#and being in Canada my units of measurement are so mangled and jumbled I will confuse everyone I talk to regardless of country of origin#because I do use cups and teaspoons and Fahrenheit exclusively for baking because that’s what recipes and utensils are made for#but like all of my sciences were taught in milligrams and milliliters so that is a more understandable sense of scale#except the stuff like measuring people in feet and pounds because American media#or my parents never bothering to pick up metric measurements because they learned it one way and refused to learn another#(which honestly might have been part of the problem with school like if my parents just wouldn’t learn Celsius what am I supposed to do?)
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Hey so like many of you, I saw that article about how people are going into college having read no classic books. And believe it or not, I've been pissed about this for years. Like the article revealed, a good chunk of American Schools don't require students to actually read books, rather they just give them an excerpt and tell them how to feel about it. Which is bullshit.
So like. As a positivity post, let's use this time to recommend actually good classic books that you've actually enjoyed reading! I know that Dracula Daily and Epic the Musical have wonderfully tricked y'all into reading Dracula and The Odyssey, and I've seen a resurgence of Picture of Dorian Gray readership out of spite for N-tflix, so let's keep the ball rolling!
My absolute favorite books of all time are The Haunting of Hill House and We Have Always Lived in the Castle by Shirley Jackson. Classic psychological horror books about unhinged women.
I adore The Bad Seed by William March. It's widely considered to be the first "creepy child" book in American literature, so reading it now you're like "wow that's kinda cliche- oh my god this is what started it. This was ground zero."
I remember the feelings of validation I got when people realized Dracula wasn't actually a love story. For further feelings of validation, please read Frankenstein by Mary Shelley and The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde by Robert Louis Stevenson. There's a lot the more popular adaptations missed out on.
Rebecca by Daphne du Maurier is an absolute gem of a book. It's a slow-build psychological study so it may not be for everyone, but damn do the plot twists hit. It's a really good book to go into blind, but I will say that its handling of abuse victims is actually insanely good for the time period it was written in.
Moving on from horror, you know people who say "I loved this book so much I couldn't put it down"? That was me as a kid reading A Little Princess by Frances Hodgson Burnett. Picked it up while bored at the library and was glued to it until I finished it.
Peter Pan and Wendy by JM Barrie was also a childhood favorite of mine. Next time someone bitches about Woke Casting, tell them that the original 1911 Peter Pan novel had canon nonbinary fairies.
Watership Down by Richard Adams is my sister Cori's favorite book period. If you were a Warrior Cats, Guardians of Ga'Hoole or Wings of Fire kid, you owe a metric fuckton to Watership Down and its "little animals on a big adventure" setup.
A Raisin in the Sun by Lorraine Hansberry was a play and not a book first, but damn if it isn't a good fucking read. It was also named after a Langston Hughes poem, who's also an absolutely incredible author.
Fahrenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury is a book I absolutely adore and will defend until the day I die. It's so friggin good, y'all, I love it more than anything. You like people breaking out of fascist brainwashing? You like reading and value knowledge? You wanna see a guy basically predict the future of television back in 1953? Read Fahrenheit.
Huckleberry Finn by Mark Twain and To Kill a Mockingbird by Harper Lee are considered required reading for a reason: they're both really good books about young white children unlearning the racial biases of their time. Huck Finn specifically has the main character being told that he will go to hell if he frees a slave, and deciding eternal damnation would be worth it.
As a sidenote, another Mark Twain book I was obsessed with as a kid was A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court. Exactly what it says on the tin, incredibly insane read.
If Beale Street Could Talk by James Baldwin is a heartbreaking but powerful book and a look at the racism of the time while still centering the love the two black protagonists feel for each other. Giovanni's Room by the same author is one that focuses on a MLM man struggling with his sexuality, and it's really important to see from the perspective of a queer man living in the 50s– as well as Baldwin's autobiographical novel, Go Tell it on the Mountain.
Agatha Christie mysteries are all still absolutely iconic, but Murder on the Orient Express is such a good read whether or not you know the end twist.
Maybe-controversial-maybe-not take: Lolita by Vladimir Nabokov is a good book if you have reading comprehension. No, you're not supposed to like the main character. He pretty much spells that out for you at the end ffs.
Animal Farm by George Orwell was another favorite of mine; it was written as an obvious metaphor for the rise of fascism in Russia at the time and boy does it hit even now.
And finally, please read Shakespeare plays. As soon as you get used to their way of talking, they're not as hard to understand as people will lead you to believe. My absolute favorite is Twelfth Night- crossdressing, bisexual love triangles, yellow stockings... it's all a joy.
and those are just the ones i thought of off the top of my head! What're your guys' favorite classic books? Let's make everyone a reading list!
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Since i know no one will see this:
1 note and i will email my therapist
ok so for this one,, like since then i have emailed my therapist?? that counts right????? tbh i dont even know what to talk abt anymore, but i do have a session with her so dw
2 notes and ill put my laundry away
ugh….. stupid. internet.. making me do things that will make my life easier…. gugh yeah i put my laundry away!!!!! everyone clap now
5 notes and ill try to brush my teeth more often
ok so like for this one i found this video https://youtu.be/pvutTiPY7q8?si=PASnBmUXZ0xiHzWM imma sing this song to myself every tike i dont feel like brushing my teeth
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6 notes and ill try to put on cream for my dermatitis (anxiety hives!!! yayyy!!!!) more often
just did it hehe :) tho it is getting a little worse and my kitten scratched me on top of it 😭
10 notes and ill attempt to learn my timestables
11 notes and ill study for my exams
my exams are over!!!! so idk what to do for this one? maybe ill go do my homework instead
20 notes and ill try to go one day without using my pc/phone
30 notes and ill vaccum (more bc we just adopted kittens) my room entirely
40 notes and ill try to explain my depression to my mom again
50 notes and ill clean my locker out at school
imma do this tmr!!!
i forgot 😭 someone remind me
80 notes and ill fix the posters that are falling off of my wall and are probably going to rip soon
doing this rn! taking dinner break
100 notes and ill REALLY unpack everything with my therapist
maybe tmr?
we talked about medication and kittens, also exams so like success??
200 notes and ill ask my mom if we can go to my go and get! me! medicated!
ill discuss w therapist tmr
discussed with therapist, we are now getting the conversation started with my mom and are going to see what my gp says after that!! :) ty to everyone in the notes rooting for meds
300 notes and ill re organise my bookshelf
400 notes and ill clean all of the mold off of my wall
damn 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 ion wannaaaaaaaa
this is a weekend activity tbh, and idk if its even going to BE this weekend :P
500 notes and ill clean the mold off of my roof
600 notes and ill try sewing some new clothes
i crocheted a scarf!!! does that count?
700 notes and ill buy some new shoes
800 notes and ill check out dnd club at school (im scared)
900 notes and ill come up with more goals
edit: bro……. 😭
so im gonna take my time w these bc there is a lot to go thru!! i will try my best to remember to update!!! ty for notes :)
- random internet stranger
edit 2: WTF 1000 NOTES GUYS CHILL
ok so like i have to come up with more goals now???
1500 and ill start taking study notes with a study method (rb with study method that is your fav eg cornell method)
1700 and ill attempt to hype myself up enough to eat at school (long story, germs)
2000 notes and ill start whatever book wins this poll:
#funny#lol#meme#<- since i know no one will see this i may aswell give it a chance right?#dont make me get my life together im begginf 😭😭#Youtube
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I am very disappointed in the people praising the censoring / editing of Roald Dahl's books. Let me tell you a little story. About five years ago I decided to re-visit Treasure Island. I found an unabridged version. I was surprised to discover that Long John Silver had a black lover. Because the book used the term "n--ress" the mention of her was removed from many American editions of the book when I grew up.
Note: I am not saying they removed the N word. I am saying they removed her *all together.* I didn't know Long John Silver had a love interest until I was in my thirties and read an unabridged version of the novel. It revealed so much about the story that I hadn't noticed before. 1. That Long John Silver believed in love despite what was considered a cultural norm of the time. He didn't care about what others considered proper and he was in love. 2. It shows that even Robert Louis Stevenson acknowledged the existence of interracial couples and yet no movie version I can think of addressed this until the TV series Black Sails. 3. It helped remind me of the culture of the era in which Treasure Island takes place and when it was written, the stigma against interracial relationships that existed in America right into the twentieth century and in some places is still a thing. Sometimes books tell us more than just a story. They show us how a world was once viewed. I felt like this was an important discovery, that Long John Silver had a black lover (or wife). And I was even a little angry that I had been robbed of this in previous readings of the book. I think the removal of words like "Fat" and "ugly" from Roald Dahl's books does us a disservice. It "cleans up" the past and denies a chance for us to learn some of the less pleasant aspects of the past and how and why language has changed since then. What should be a teaching point and experience is lost in the name of sensitivity. I felt cheated and it even felt a little racist that Long John Silver's love interest isn't mentioned in many editions of Treasure Island. And I feel that one day there may be similar feelings if people discover they aren't reading the original versions of Dahl's books. Try to remember the original reason Ray Bradbury wrote Fahrenheit 451. It wasn't about an evil government taking away people's blooks. It was about this group and that group getting offended at various titles until they just banned everything to try to make everyone happy.
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Ok I'm not done complaining about this.
The IA's tweets about how "Publishers removed '1984' [and Fahrenheit 451] from our library"! really underscore how to me, their messaging has been more about self-serving performative manipulation than anything else.
They are deliberately comparing the enforcement of existing copyright law against them, individually and specifically, to the wholesale destruction and suppression of knowledge.
The metaphor really doesn't work in this case*, but that doesn't matter. The idea is not to convey a truth, but a feeling of oppression and injustice.
I just checked. I can check out both of those books, by ebook, from my local library. As in, they are available to check out right now.
And that's not true for everyone, I want to acknowledge! There are real access issues, even for popular books like those. And there are absolutely a number of people who only had access to certain in-copyright books because of IA. ...but also, again, because of how IA works, 1) those are also people who already had the ability to access the internet and all the content therewithin (including other resources designed specifically by librarians to get people access books that may be banned where they live), and 2) they still have access to so many other books through IA (and other resources).**
*And just to make it clear - I'm not saying that there aren't a lot of good arguments and examples about how aspects of the current copyright regime are dystopian. But in this context, these specific books are not the metaphors you are looking for.
**They are currently retweeting a bunch of folks from India, and it feels...a bit weird to me, in context. I know literally nothing about access to books and media in India. (I suspect, given the number of people, it is a topic with a great many facets and issues.) But there's something that feels...off to me, about how much they are focusing on the fact that this removed "more than 1,300 banned and challenged books"***, all of which, as far as I can tell, are either English-language books or books that were already published in English. It makes me question to what extent anyone involved in leadership in the IA knows about access needs in India either.
***Worth noting: they are counting each individual copy of a book - so in getting to their numbers, they count Lady Chatterley's Lover, for example, as 38 books removed.****
****Also you can still borrow all of these books from IA if you need access because of print-reading disability. They aren't actually removed and if you were relying on their print-reading accessibility program, you can still use it.
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I wrote a 9 part story that tells you exactly how my camping trip went!
I don't normally write novels, but I thought I'd give it a try!
For context, I went camping for a week and I wrote how my day went from beginning to the end. Every. Single. Day!
And of course I used tmnt characters. The story focuses on Donnies perspective, (aka me) and all the good and bad things that happened.
Oh how I wish I could have made some of this stuff up, but it is actually the PAINFUL truth.
So under the cut, you can read the first part titled, 'Arrival'
I don't know, I guess I'll call the series '7 Day Camp Stay' (it's the first thing I came up with.)
Hope you enjoy!
7 Day Camp Stay
Arrival:
'You spend too much time on technology!' They said.'
'You should go camping!' They said.'
'It'll be fun!' They said!'
'Well, here we are! Pitching tents at 10-o-clock at night at 41 degrees Fahrenheit, which is 5 degrees Celsius!'
Donnie internally screamed. knocked his knees together and folded in his fingers under his arms.
'I'm cold, I forgot to eat lunch, so I'm hungry as well!'
Donnie's stomach growled as a shiver ran up his spine. Leo saw Donnie hug his stomach.
"Uhh, guys? I think we should get those sandwiches made!"
Mikey raised an arm and saluted. He ran past Donnie and handed him a mallet. Mikey and Raphs tent was up. Now all they had to do was set up Leo and Donnie's tent. Donnie sighed and started putting up the tent. It wasn't too hard... except for the fact he drove the steaks through the wrong holes. Donnie groaned and drew the steaks out to be pounded through the correct loop.
Next step was feeding the fiberglass poll through the sleeve. He raised it up till both ends of the poll were set in place. Then the second poll... oh. you have to put both polls in while it's flat... of course.
Now Donnie was grumbling, like his stomach which did NOT have to remind him yet again how hungry he was.
Finally, he finished putting the tent up. He crawled inside and laid down. Looking up, he could see all the stars glittering the night sky. He felt so very tired. Donnie honestly just wanted to go to sleep in his nice, warm bed. But no. He was out in the cold in a thin fabric tent, and a stomach that was still screaming for food. Donnie groaned.
"Donnie! The sandwiches are done!"
Mikey called out. Donnie sat up and crawled out of the tent. Making sure to zip it up tight. The last thing he would want is a giant garden spider in his sleeping bag.
Donnie slowly walked over to the picnic table. The only light illuminating the area was from a small led lantern over head, hung on a pretty precarious nail. Donnie took his plate and sat away from under the swinging lantern.
Donnie looked at the food with a raised eyebrow. Between those two slices of bread was a funny little sandwich with turkey and avocado. It was... okay. To say the least. Donnie looked around to see everyone else smiling. But why wasn't he happy? Why did he not find joy from being in the outdoors? Why wasn't he excited to sleep In a tent like everyone else? Why couldn't he be happy? The thoughts and emotions were making it hard to swallow down his food. He quickly finished it though before anyone could notice.
"I-I'm heading to the restrooms."
"Okay, do you know where they are? do you need help finding them?"
"No! No... Raph. I know where they are. Thank you."
He grabbing the blue bar of soap in it's blue plastic travel container and rushed off to the nearest restroom. They weren't that far away. But in the dark, and with the wild dogs barking in the distance, it suddenly felt much farther than it actually was.
He rushed over to the men's side of the restrooms and opened the door, quickly slipping inside. The lights automatically turned on due to movements. It was clean, to say the least. The door slammed behind him, making him jump slightly. He rubbed his hands together, either from the cold, or his anxiety picking up a bit, he wasn't sure. He went into a stall and locked it shut. He crawled into a corner of the stall and curled into a ball, wrapping his arms around himself.
"I don't want to be here!"
Donnie whispered to himself. A small whimper escaped his throat.
"I don't want to be here!"
The whimpers soon turned into quite sobs. Tears started falling down his cheeks. He normally didn't cry, but everything felt wrong at that moment. Suddenly the restroom door opened with a loud creek. Donnie's breath hitched. He covered his mouth with his hands, hoping to stop any sound from escaping.
"Donnie? You in here?"
Raph called out in a calm tone. Donnie quietly took a breath in, in hopes it would steady his voice.
"Yeah, just... using the bathroom!"
Donnie's nose started to drip. Out of habit, he sniffled. This raised Raphs big brother tingles.
"You doing okay?"
"Yeah, yeah! I'm doing fine! Just... just give me a minute."
"Okay."
Raph slowly closed the door, gently latching it shut. Donnie took a deep breath in and rubbed his knees with his cold hands. He wiped the tears away with his coat sleeves and washed his hands.
Slowly he exited the restroom. Raph was there waiting for him. Donnie shifted his eyes to the ground.
"I'm fine."
Donnie confirmed. Raph lifted one of his arms out from his hoodie pocket and reached out towards him. Donnie slowly walked into his offered hug and excepted the brief touch. Raph wrapped his arm around Donnie and gave him a gentle shoulder rub. Raph wasn't going to ask questions if Donnie wasn't willing to talk about it. They walked back to the campsite. No words were exchanged.
Okay! Phew! That was a bit! But I hope you enjoyed it!
Stay tooned for the first actual full day at camp!
Lord bless you, and have a wonderful day!
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#rottmnt#riseofthetmnt#saverottmnt#rise donnie#rise leo#Rise raph#Rise Mikey#Novel#based on a true story
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I know how to ball, you know Aristotle
Author's Note: This was very much inspired by So High School by Taylor Swift. Not my best piece but it could be cute. I hope you guys enjoy it! Feedback is always appreciated
WC: 1085
CW: a bit of a makeout session at the end, little bit of drinking
Summary: the BAU participate in a company baseball game but you aren’t able to play due to an injury from work so you cheer on Spence and the rest of the team.
It was like 199° outside; fahrenheit or celsius, it didn’t matter. all you knew was that it was hot as balls out and you had to sit out there to watch the rest of the BAU participate in a baseball game against another department from work.
You aren’t able to play due to an injury you sustained while in the field a week ago when the team was working on a case. It was basically due to clumsiness that you’re out of the game for a while. You managed to twist your ankle very badly. so you find yourself sitting on the sidelines, in hot ass weather, watching all your colleagues play an “exciting” game of baseball. Of course, you didn’t necessarily have to be there. You were there just to cheer on your favorite person. Although, he wasn’t the most athletic person out on the field, you hate to admit. But he was trying his best and you were proud as hell.
Spencer had been nagging you about how to play well in today's game, considering you used to play in high school and college. You tried to help him out the best you could but, at some point you two had to admit that it would take a miracle for Spencer to be a standout player out on the field. So you helped him by making sure he could make some contributions to the team with simple skills.
It was now almost the end of the game and spence was killing it. When you first sat down to watch the game, you were scanning the field for him and when you found him, you shyly hid from him, using your baseball cap as a shield to hide your blushing smile. You loved watching him from the sidelines, just cheering him on and screaming til your lungs hurt when he managed to hit the ball with the bat. You were so incredibly proud of how well he was playing. that was your man, and you couldn’t be happier. It felt like high school, being in the stands and cheering on your boyfriend who’s out on the field playing the most intense game you’ve ever seen. This love felt so lively and carefree, it was just love.
Every time you cheered for him and screamed, you could see his pink cheeks blushing harder each time, his eyes twinkling in the blink of an eye.
The game ended with the BAU team winning by a longshot, which was honestly surprising. You weren’t gonna lie, your team was pretty fit and in shape, but their baseball skills were questionable, but they pulled through and you were so proud.
After the game, the whole team went to a bar close by to celebrate and just hang out. The night was filled with laughter and teasing banter. Each one of them was absolutely battering the other for something that happened during the game. Everyone’s favorite moment though was when Spencer hit the ball quite far, and he decided that once he’d run the bases, he was gonna do a little dance and point to you to celebrate his amazing performance. The whole thing had you beaming with pride and joy.
While the team were speaking amongst themselves, you wanted a moment with just Spence.
“Tell me about the first time you saw me.” you’d said, head resting in the palm of your hand as you looked up at him.
He pursed his lips before speaking, “Well, it was your first day at the BAU. You put up this front that you were confident and that you already knew everything. But I know that wasn’t true.”
“What do you mean?”
“You kept tugging on your clothes as if they were choking you. You also kept fiddling with your bracelet. You know, you’re not very good at hiding your feelings for a profiler.” he laughed.
“Yeah, well, sorry, we can’t all be amazing profilers who can hide every little thing from everyone.” you let out a giggle.
“But I was also thinking about how pretty you are. Felt like I couldn’t breathe when I first saw you. You’re mesmerizing. It was like I was watching an angel appear before me. And I thought you were so cool. I mean, the way you carried yourself was impressive. I didn’t expect you to be so nice either. Your resting face makes you look a bit mean, but turns out you’re the nicest and most kind hearted person to exist.”
You turned to face away from him, trying to hide the fact that he was making you so flustered.
He moved to bring your eyes back to his, gently cupping the side of your face til he could see you again. Fuck. He had you wrapped around his finger and he knew it too. But you didn’t care. You would do anything for him.
The night ended with everyone heading home after a few drinks. You and Spence were walking to your car, hand in hand, just in a comfortable silence. He walked you to the passenger side of the car and opened the door for you. You thanked him and got in the car. Once you were nicely in the car, Spence closed the door and rounded the car til he reached the driver side and went in.
You two sat there, just staring at each other for ages. You couldn’t fathom that he was real, that he loved you, and that he was right in front of you. There was no doubt in your mind about him.
Spence broke eye contact to look around the parking lot to make sure the team weren’t watching before he pulled you close to him and kissed the life out of you. He’d grabbed the collar of your shirt and pulled you so close. His lips tasted of the mojito he’d drank, so minty and fresh. Lips so soft, you wondered if he’d applied chapstick before leaving the bar. You moved your hand to rest on the side of his neck, just to feel him. His hand moved up from your shirt collar to the back of your head, deepening the kiss. God, you were practically melting into him. It was getting hard to breathe but you didn’t want to stop.
No one’s ever had you like he did, and no one ever would. This was it for you. He’s the one you're gonna marry and spend the rest of forever with. He was your sun.
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I don't normally post about politics but here goes nothing.
If you voted for trump, man or woman, I want you to read as follows
I want you to understand how thoroughly you fucked everyone over. I want you to look at your children in the eyes and tell me if there is anything more than innocence or resentment.
If you have a mother, I want you to look her in the eyes. I want you to tell her that she'll be stripped away of her rights and she doesn't get a say in what happens to her anymore.
If you have a daughter, I want you to look at your babygirl and explain that there's nothing you can really do if anything happens to her. I want you to tell her that a gun meant more than her in your vote.
If you have a wife, I want you to look at her and see the fear in her eyes knowing that she is married to someone who couldn't care less about her rights and views her as property. I want you to try and tell her that you love her and see her struggle to respond.
I want you to sit down with your children and have to hold back tears while teaching them how to have even a small chance at surviving a school shooting.
I want you to look at the couples in your life that are not stable enough for a child and have to tell them that if they get pregnant by mistake they'll have to suck it up.
I want you to look at the women in your life and tell them that if they're raped and unfortunately get pregnant, that they'll have to go through that hell all over again.
I want you to go to a book store and see all the books you've ever loved disappear. I want you to look for The Holy Bible and be unable to find it when it's banned.
I want you to think back to the book Fahrenheit 451 and it's story. I want you to understand that this is the reality you want us to live through but worse.
I want you to look at the people in your life and have to explain to them that you're sorry. Women, people of color, gays, trans, etc.
I want you to look at future generations who never get to experience the same rights as you were blessed to have before and I want you to say you're sorry.
I mean hey,
Was it worth it??
Was it worth getting your guns back and "voting for your pockets"??
Was it worth the people who killed themselves out of fear?
Was it worth having the women in your life be told "your body, my choice"?
I hope it was.
I want you to remember what your choice was.
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