#not all at once

[freckledsweetpea]

must survive working tomorrow. rip.

[melestasflight]

The Seven Trials of Fingon the Valiant

Findekáno returns to Tirion after ten years in Manwë’s service in Valmar. He is much changed to the delight of his Fëanárian cousins. And the sons of Fëanáro are always determined to get what they want.

... aka the Fëanorians fall head over heels for Fingon!

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Join @polutrope and me on this wild ride for @feanorianweek. All chapters are now up!

Read on AO3

[fujobritta]

het ship that is (gestures wildly with wrist) . ykwim .

[nachosforfree]

I drank 3 Mike's hards tonight

[askthebadkidz]

hypothetical question. if one were to enter riz's office without him being there. how many home alone style traps would one be hit with?

hypothetically.

If by home alone style you are saying that it has to be non lethal then 0!

But if it can be lethal, it honestly depends on what’s going on in there- but on an average day probably about like 20-25, give or take, at the door itself. Not all at once, of course, he’s smarter than that, but there is at least 2 things of every damage type and a lot of holy stuff, so it’s like- hard to get in there man. There is a 15% chance that when you turn the key to get in the door shoots you with holy light.

it’s harder to break in through the windows, though, so I’ve learned how to get through the front door and put all the traps back.

-Fig

[mariacallous]

I'm sorry...but I would fuck matsson and mencken

and kendall

😔

[bugdogg]

Ik I say I love todo and all that but I got commitment issues and I’d suck all these fuckers off if given the opportunity

[wolfbro92]

How many times are you gonna reblog pebbles

10 more times

[inplateaus]

what if i told you ive never watched twilight

[archi-pelago]

maybe never forgive. but things are different now. so we'll use maybe.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Expertise can't help you here.

[trudlejack]

(+part 2)

[clownboybebop]

if you’re ever in the position to choose between giving up and accepting defeat, and actually trying to fight the ancient unkillable god that is about to peel apart reality like a string cheese, remember this: scientifically speaking, you might as well give it a shot!

1.there were trees at the beginning of the world! there were trees so long ago that they predate bacteria that causes wood to decay. when a tree fell, it would lie there in stasis and there wasn’t any way of breaking down wood xylem on a molecular level in that way.

2. it seems obvious to say, but wood eating bacteria are literally incapable of comprehending what they’re breaking down. It’s just not information conciously available to a microorganism. they don’t know what they’re deconstructing, where it came from, bacteria have no way to even fathom the existence of a tree as a concept.

3. Regardless of the facts above, the world we live in today is a world where wood inevitably decomposes

it is worth fighting the unkillable god no matter how pointless it seems. it is worth taking the risk even though youre trying to accomplish something impossible. the reality in which you live was also once reality in which trees didn’t rot. You live in a reality that allows for existence before the possibility of destruction. you live in a reality where uncomprehending microbes break down matter that is so far beyond the scope of their comprehension that it feels comical to specify something so obvious. you live in a reality that occasionally allows unshakeable physical truths to be altered with no warning.

It is worth fighting the unkillable god because trees are so old they predate the source of their destruction, and it still did not spare them. It is worth fighting the unkillable god because bacteria rots unthinkingly, because there is room in our cosmos for destruction without comprehension on the part of the destroyer. It is worth fighting the unkillable god because now and then reality retracts the promise of immortality without fanfare, and when that happens there is no mercy for the ancient. the unmaking is not softer for the desecrators ignorance. for all things, existence is endless until the exact point where it ends.

so you might as well try to kill the unkillable god. it doesn’t seem likely, but at the beginning of the world, trees didn’t rot. so you never know! you never know

[tariah23]

White people are miserable, racist losers period. They’ve even been getting mad at Japanese people for correcting them about Yasuke as well.