#not after this conversation lady!!!

[everfaye]

Stop trying to christianize me in the Walmart parking lot!!! I’m just here for a sample platter of CHEESECAKE!!!!

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

you want a new kind of guy, fine, i raise you: the lady i was briefly roommates with in college who once smoked a blunt at a party and then spent an hour confessing earnestly to me that she genuinely preferred reading detailed episode recaps over actually watching the tv show in question

[beaulesbian]

THE TERROR (2018) S01E03 "The Ladder"

There'll be nothing. You hear? Nothing lives there. Nothing grows. You'll eat your shoes again. You'll eat worse.

[ravinoforre]

I finally jumped on the trend too, this has been in my head for days lmao

[righteousdelusions]

Haru haters are really the most uneducated people around, I really do hope they are legit teenagers, because if grown women are around thinking like that we're truly doomed, the misogynists won

[the-meme-monarch]

my brother and i have been going on walks a lot lately and have been checking out public buildings if only to see them, and in one it finally happened where someone thought my brother and i were a couple. even though Earlier in the conversation i mentioned ‘our little sibling’ like twice while gesturing to my brother and i both times. this wouldn’t have been so horrible and i could have easily brushed it off as her just not having caught that, if not for the part where after clarifying We’re Siblings she said “well even if you did have kids…” and kinda trailed off and didn’t complete that thought. she was talking to us about our futures/careers bc this was the town hall building so she probably meant it like If We, Individually From Each Other, Have Children but. i didn’t press for clarification but was ready to Leave after that. she was talking for a while still, after saying that. i had a cold soda and it was room temp by the time we finally left

[moe-broey]

Freyja voice I'm So Sorry you had a Traumatic Childhood and it made you Stupid On-Line.

[br1ghtestlight]

love the idea that after their first kiss when louise threatens rudy if he ever tells anyone he takes their secret to his GRAVE he will never tell another living soul that louise belcher kissed him on valentine's day in 4th grade meanwhile louise got home and told her entire family almost immediately 😭

like seven years later at a high school party someone asks who rudy had his first kiss with and he still remembers louise's threat and he redirects the conversation SO QUICKLY. they've been married for 35 years and he will still never let anyone know that louise was his first kiss bcuz he promised her he wouldn't tell

[stop-breaking-my-heart-dragonage]

The fact that Aveline is nicer to Carver when he's dead than when he's alive is so... oh, I don't know, super goddamn annoying?

"I would've liked him" Aveline, you called him a tit in this exact conversation when I played as a mage just because he didn't want to openly talk about his Ostagar trauma with you in front of everyone, you blocked from a job in the guard, and you're so condescending to him all the time, like???

I don't doubt that Aveline cares about him when he's alive but maybe I wouldn't be so bitter about it if she treated him better.

[redbean-nom]

watched the first 2 episodes of acolyte and so far i like every character except for the main one lol. (also is her name osha as in occupational safety and health administration??)

[pagesofkenna]

i wanted to make a post about a thing but the more i think about it the more i want to say and it's just going to end up being a big ramble essay, so instead i'll just give the thesis statement, thusly:

as the #1 Ratgrinders Apologist (self-appointed), of course they're the final boss fight to the death. i expected nothing less and the people trying to make discourse about it are ignoring the entire context of this being a Dungeons and Dragons game

[clowndensation]

me seeing these results, getting confused at what 50.7% of people could possibly see in DC that i don't recall, and then going into the tags and seeing this

i genuinely forgot any of you still shipped them. good lord.

[comradecowplant]

so things are not going well with my new elderly socdem friend unfortunately.

[wizardlyghost]

ahaha i didn't catch this before, harrow had definitely heard about palamades before canaan house lol. given he's also the kind of guy who has pen pals he's probably one of the three people who sent communiques to the ninth, too. i thought her Gifted Kid Competitiveness was just her horrific upbringing + drearburh attitude but now i think there might be just a teensy bit of parasocial nemesis going on.

"This guy is regarded as a genius by a planet of librarians and just became leader of his house at the age of thirteen? Cute, but I'm three years his junior and just did the same by using the Incantation of B'earn'ee LoMax on my parents. Get on my level, nerd boy."

"Wait, he's been invited to this thing? Ok, this is obviously a competitive test, the smartest necromancers in the universe are being gathered to see who's the best of the best. Finally, a worthy challenge, whom I will of course destroy utterly."

"WHY HAS HE SENT ME A POLITE LETTER ASKING IF I'M COMING IT'S ADDRESSED TO ME RATHER THAN MY PARENTS AND EVERYTHING EVEN THOUGH HE DOESN'T KNOW MY NAME WHAT KIND OF SICK MIND GAMES ARE YOU PLAYING YOU BASTARD?!?!"

[thrina-thrina-on-the-wall]

well I'm back to having a guy from the islands message me hello and end up asking how my boyfriend is and that was interesting because I told New Zealand guy that it was going nowhere two months ago and we haven't talked since

This led to "God will find someone good for you" then a suggestion of "what if you married an islander 🤣?"

I don't think he necessarily means him, but...

[floral-hex]

So this chick has been on-and-off again stalking me since high school. I could go into paragraphs of detail (I was about to), but no one wants to read all of that. Suffice to say, I guess she’s had some kind of crush on me for about 15-20 years or so (why??), and every few years it seems she pops up somewhere contacting me to try to persuade me to give her a chance. I should mention we never talked in high school, I actively avoided her, told her I didn’t like her, etc. nothing doing.

Anyway, somehow she’s been on one of my social media pages and saw I was having a hard time lately, so she found my phone number (what?? I hate that you can just find that online) and texted me out of the blue yesterday. Usual protocol is ignore and block so I don’t piss off an unstable person, but they decided to be gross, so

I wasn’t planning on posting anything about this before. If they were creeping around on my pages, mentioning it would only feed into them. Maybe. I don’t know. But this just kind of made me really uncomfortable and their response was shitty. I could have been a lot meaner. I wanted to be. But whatever, that wouldn’t have helped. So I just blocked them and hope that this time it sticks. If they see this, then hey… not cool.