#I don’t want your Jesus board book! I want CHEESECAKE

[everfaye]

Stop trying to christianize me in the Walmart parking lot!!! I’m just here for a sample platter of CHEESECAKE!!!!

[cyncity2000]

73 questions tag! tysm @goodlesson , can’t say i’ve ever had anything like this before but hey it’s not like I have anything better to do rn 😅 

answers under the cut! i tag @rene-royale @teenager-confused-tired @sawafilmtoday @onedoesnotsimplystormthebastille if you feel like it, but no pressure bc this is a LOT and took me a couple days to finish lol

on a scale of 1-10, how excited are you about life right now? um. could be worse, could be better?? so 5. 

describe yourself in a hashtag? no. twitter and all its shitty hashtags can go to hell.

if you could do a love scene with anyone, who would it be? weird question. nobody?? i wouldn’t want to??

if your life was a musical, what would the marquee say? not to be all dan smith on main but like...’come to this please’

what’s one thing people don’t know about you? uhhhh idk. i’m very open about most aspects of my personality i’d say

what’s your wake up ritual? stay in bed as long as possible and then YEET at maximum speed so i don’t waste the day

what’s your go to bed ritual? tell myself i should go to bed. pick up my phone instead. regret it in the morning.

what’s your favorite time of day? 2pm or 9-10pm 

your go to for having a good laugh? macdoesit or drawfee videos on youtube. truly the best.

dream country to visit? i wanna go back to england and france, also i’d love to visit literally anywhere i could

what’s the biggest surprise you’ve ever had? falling in love with my college roommate probably,, didn’t see THAT coming

heels or flats/sneakers? bitch i’m 5′10″ with size 12.5 feet. converse.

vintage or new? vintage looks cool. i am not cool. so new.

who do you want to write your obituary? idk man i don’t wanna think about that now???

style icon? if you knew me irl you’d know style is not a word in my vocabulary

what are three things you cannot live without? my cat, my friends/gf, and my cd collection 

what’s one ingredient you put in everything? i do not bake or cook, the real world is going to kill me immediately

what 3 people living or dead would you want to make dinner for? i’d be too stressed to make food for people but i’d love to like. go OUT for dinner with...dodie, dallon weekes, and pj liguori. they’re all just cool people i follow and i wanna know what they’re LIKE. 

what’s your biggest fear in life? failure due to lack of confidence, motivation and direction in life :)))

window or aisle seat? i’d say window but i am long boi so aisle is usually nicer unless i trip someone by accident

what’s your current tv obsession? still supernatural, also brooklyn 99

favorite app? tumblr :D

secret talent? despite my crippling procrastination issues i’ve almost always been a straight-A student 🤷‍♀️

most adventurous thing you’ve ever done in your life? drove myself two hours to a concert in february, or maybe the time i did a really hard ropes course or went to the badlands?

how would you define yourself in three words? introverted, distracted, nerdy

favorite piece of clothing you own? maybe my waterparks sweatshirt bc i had a dream last night that i donated it and then went back to the store to buy it back lmao so subconsciously i must really like it

a must have clothing item that everyone should have? you gotta have that one pair of black jeans that goes with anything imo

a superpower you would want? flying. it’s the only recurring dream i’ve ever had and it’s my only answer ever

what’s inspiring you in life right now? all the people doing big or little things to help. the ones doing instagram lives or sending money or supplies to people in need or just giving me more faith in humanity

best piece of advice you’ve received? can’t remember any. why doesn’t anyone give me good advice

best advice you’d give your teenage self? do your laundry on time. don’t wear...whatever that was to school. just wash ur fuckin clothes. also don’t let it bother you that you’re single the whole time. you’ll get there.

a book everyone should read? they both die at the end by adam silvera. you WILL cry. but you will love it. 

what would you like to be remembered for? i have no idea. being a non-shitty person at least.

how do you define beauty? happiness.

what do you love most about your body? idk being tall is kinda nice

best way to take a rest/decompress? get a blanket. comfy clothes. my cat. put headphones on. put some music on or watch youtube.

favorite place to view art? on tumblr and instagram! i follow soo many wonderful artists it’s great

if your life was a song, what would the title be? Oh No (What Is She Doing Now?)

if you could master one instrument, what would it be? piano or guitar. i suck at both and if i could be good at ONE i’d be happy

if you had a tattoo, where would it be? been thinking about this tbh. somewhere on my arm definitely but idk where D:

dolphins or koalas? dolphins!!

what’s your spirit animal? a cat?

best gift you’ve ever received? for christmas my sister bought me a cute lil box meant for displaying concert tickets and it was the most thoughtful thing ever. also the AMAZING studio headphones i’m currently using that my mom got me like three years ago for christmas

best gift you’ve given? probably when i bought me and my best friend tickets to see the Sherlock S4 finale in a movie theater 

what’s your favorite board game? cards against humanity, one night ultimate werewolf/alien, settlers of catan

what’s your favorite color? porpleee 💜

least favorite color? hmm they’re all valid except for like. puke green.

diamond or pearls? neither lol

drugstore makeup or designer? neither 😜

blow-dry or air-dry? blow-dry but i never do bc it takes y e a r s

pilates or yoga? yoga!

coffee or tea? both but only hot tea or frozen coffee 

what’s the weirdest word in the english language? thanks to tumblr the word ‘defenestrate’ has entered my vocabulary and I do not regret it

dark chocolate or milk chocolate? either. chocolate is chocolate 🍫

stairs or elevators? tbh stairs, i’m just a lazy bitch

summer or winter? winter. cold > hot

you are stuck on an island, you can pick one food to eat forever without getting tired of it, what would you eat? i’d still get tired of it :( i need that variety!!

a dessert you don’t like? none. dessert is dessert and it is all valid if i can eat it

a skill you’re working on mastering? writing, working from home, playing the guitar

best thing to happen to you today? currently watching mike gross play old brobecks tunes :’) he also just saw my comment yay

worst thing to happen to you today? i had cheesecake for lunch. sounds good but it’s the only thing i’ve had today besides a piece of chocolate and my body is Not Happy

best compliment you’ve ever received? someone on fanfiction dot net once left me a comment saying they’d almost cried at my story and called me “a true writer” and it’s honestly one of the only thing that keeps me writing...i’m still mad they weren’t signed in so I’ll never be able to thank them for it.

favorite smell? lemon, cookies, fresh-cut grass

hugs or kisses? hugs!!

if you made a documentary, would it be about? somethin gay probably

last piece of content you consumed that made you cry? honestly...probably “who the fuck is keith” fjadskljfd

lipstick or lipgloss? like peyton said chapstick is the only valid answer

sweet or savory? depends how i’m feelin, love both

girl crush? besides the obvious one (my girlfriend), honestly not many? there’s this one girl i follow on insta who’s big in the panic! fandom and jESUS SHE’S SO PRETTY. also the girl who plays kaia in supernatural is CUUUTE

how do you know you’re in love? has only happened to me once but for me...i already loved her platonically for months and then suddenly one day i was like oh. why am i getting the urge to kiss you rn. oh no.

a song you can listen to on repeat? anything by idkhow or bastille. never gets old.

if you could switch lives with someone for a day, who would it be? not to copy peyton but i would love to know what goes on inside my cat’s head

what are you most excited for about this time in your life? next semester of college!! i got into a super-competitive dorm and i’m gonna have my own room and live with nine other people and gahh i’m just so excited to be chaotic with all my friends again and meet new people :’)

[lovesthekpop]

Bias Tag(s)

I was tagged by @xiulayallday

Rules: write down the last 15 associated tags with your bias I have 3 so 45

Minseok [I feel like I played myself here] (All of these tags are from my Minnie side)

1. #dudde i love you #just marry me already #god he’s so beautiful #why does he look hard but also soft I wanna touch him

2. #listen here he is a million cheesecakes #i luv him sm #i’d do anyhing for u #&  i mean it anything #except give u money i’m hella broke sorry & in dept #i know this could be a deal breaker but pls marry me still ;-; #shut up jackie go to sleep it’s 5am

3.#😩😩😩😩 #not to be nasty but can he marry me so we can do what married couples do #you know live together sleep together #eat together #tell each other dumb jokes i feel like he’d appreciate my jokes #watch dumb shows #read books together #teach each other our native tongues #cause like i want to be tought korean from but i also wanna teach him spanish #min marry me already #lets be clean freaks together #but most importantly lets gain weight together 😀😀 #I love you #this is my vow ;-; #i had more things but i got a call and forgot some of them 😕

4. #dude chill

5. #no no #don’t do that

6. #wow he’s really out there aiming for ny life #i think thats how he has managed to look this young he is taking our life source to extend his own 😩😩😩😩 #shut up jackie

7. #uhh can he look at  me like that?

8. #tht sweater matches  my mood #i need it #also when are u going to marry me #minnie pls marry me ???

9. #he’s so beautiful??????? #!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [it’s an absurd no. of ‘!’ idk if i got it right] #i’m so ready for mins cheeks to make a comeback

10. #help i’ve fallen and don’t want to get up #i fell for min #fellow xiustans still alive and well or alive and barely holding on #im the second one

11. #look at him the most beautiful man i know #😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢 #I really love him and would like it if he would marry me someday

12. #even the back of his head is attractive and looks good 😩😩😩 #marry me

13. I would like to thank not only god but jesus too for the gift that is kim minseok #also dude just marry me already # i will learn to make ur favorite foods and i will gelp u clean and we can be really domestic #we can board games and burn jenga together

14.  #y’all i love him #he told me to choke & i said gladly #anything for you

15. #can someone stop him? #can he walk around with a bucket on his head? or a paper bag like that one guy from the fairly odd parents #it’s for my own good #i kind of want to live long enough to continue supporting his career but he wants me dead #;-;

[I have more of these golden tags pls follow my min side for more ;-;]

Zhang Yixing (these next 30 are from this side)

1. #oh my god look at him #i love him #i miss him #i wanna kick sm in the balls for him #he’d proably laugh and it would be angelic #anyways i wanna hear him laugh and i wanna know if he is taking care of himsslf #you healthy? u sleeping well unlike me? #u eating well #u pooping well? #u peeing well? stayibg hydrated #i miss u

2. #lotto era was so good to us and we were ungrateful #i miss you xing #;-;

3. #i miss u xing #i’m logging out as soon as it turns 13 i got 3 minutes

4. #the holy trinity #exo-m #i miss yixing #accidentally rb to primary blog

5. #;-; #his headband says we are one 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

6. #2 pm

7. #yixing is so cute^^^ #😭😭

8. #and we are expected to survive ??? #excuse me i’ll die at a ripe age of 21 & wont get to live to be 22 bc i died the week before lmao

9. #;-; #i luv u ;-;

10. #uhh… no thank you

11. #maybe her bias was yixing and thts why she was able to marry 😂😂😂 #excuse me im dumb

12. #😩😩😩

13. #i feel so blessed #have i been posting to my main?? #hold up ima go check that

14. #I have been blessed #;-;

15. #he’s so cute 😩����😩😩 #yixing baby i’m sorry they are bullies and like to bully you u ibn cent precious man child [I was like wtf does that even mean but it was supposed to be innocent lmao spelling on point]

Jongdae [most of the ones i tag for jongdae is cute little kim jongdae so i’m going have to find some with more variations in my tags and dig deep]

1. #hello there mr. rude little kim jongdae #cute little kim jongdae

2. #bitch no!!! #cute little kim jongdae

3. I’m jongdae #and then say i’m still too sober 😂😂

4. #lmao ur tag #his own abs havr to out themselves its tru #😂😂😂 #cute little kim jongdae

5. #lsud euahr #cute little kim jongdae

6. #why do i keep following kjd blogs? #also my car sickness is acting up so i’m gonna get off for a bit from tumblr

7. #i saw a man so beautiful i cried #cute little kim jongdae #er #beautiful little kim jongdae

8. #yes #hes so cute already and then with children look at his smile ;-; #when i get only 3 hrs of sleep I get extra emotional and i’m crying rn #cute little kim jongdae

9. #ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh [its supposed to be all 140 characters 😩😩] #dud the chooty looks nice

10. #jongdae i feel you man I don’t like nopales either

11. #😩😩😩 #i’m suing

12. #if u need help i’m here #answering tags #cute little kim jongdae

13. #filed under exo-m/cbx maknae vs exo maknae

14. #before i read the tag i was all like this is the most extra thibg i have ever read about jongdae’s hair but tru

15. #what the fuck is cactus salad??

I tag: @pinklavendae @3ouncesofwhoopass @exo-waithowdidigethere @enbywankenobi @exordiam @mandopoppies @7deer-ofthe-dawn7

[thran-duils]

You Save People Too

Title: Angel, Turned Human (Part 2) Summary: One shot (not anymore!) Reader/Human!Cas Words: 2,172 Author’s Notes: I got a few requests to a sequel to the original and since I finally got inspired and got some ideas, I came through!

Part 1 || Part 3 || Masterpost  || Fanfic masterpost

Castiel took a bite of the cheesecake you had made. You were watching him impatiently, wanting to know what he thought about it. He savored it for a second before swallowing. He went for another bite immediately and took a lot of the cherry sauce with it.

“Are you always going to watch me this intently when I try new foods?” Castiel asked you after he swallowed.

“Does it make you uncomfortable?” you teased.

“Yes. Pressured. I know this is important because you made it.” He shoveled another large bite into his mouth.

You pointed out, “I make you a lot of food.”

“And you watch me every single time.”

“You’re gaining an attitude, sir.” Castiel looked at you, mid chew before swallowing. “I’m assuming you like it,” you teased, motioning at it. He was three fourths done.

“It’s sweet but not too sweet. It has good… texture.”

You placed your hand on your heart and said, “Are you only saying that because you know how important that is to me?”

Castiel couldn’t help but give you a sheepish smile. He took another bite and then licked off the fork. “I have noticed. You’re very texture oriented.”

The way he nonchalantly mentioned that, made your stomach flutter a bit. He was innocent of the place your mind went. Of course he didn’t mean what you thought could be a double entendre.

He kept eating the cheesecake and finished it off. His eyes met yours and he asked, “Is there another piece?”

“You know you can gain weight now right?” you jested, picking up his plate.

“I have studied humanity enough to know how to rid myself of excess weight,” Castiel informed you, sounding serious. You smirked to yourself, your back to him as you cut another piece from the cake at the counter. “I can admit now that I know how people could become overweight. Food… is good.”

“That’s an understatement,” you chuckled, moving the new piece to the plate and turned around, bringing it back to the table.

“Are you going to eat any? I do not want your efforts to all be wasted on me,” Castiel informed you, looking at you curiously as you placed it in front of him.

You rose your eyebrows and admitted, “I already had two pieces. I couldn’t wait for you to wake up from your nap.”

A small, amused smile appeared on Castiel’s face at this. “I would have woken up to enjoy it with you, Y/N. You put a lot of work into it. And I like spending time with you.”

This caught you off guard. It was a moment in hundreds over the last month that he had caught you in. You didn’t know if there was any weight behind those types of statements considering before – when he had been an angel – he had said similar things to all of you. But something had changed in his eyes and tone. There was something behind his smile and longing look, waiting for your reaction.

You felt stupid for even thinking about acting on it, once again.

Instead, you patted his shoulder and said, “I am going to go get dressed. We need to go grocery shopping. We need a real dinner.”

He seemed slightly disappointed by your response by his expression. “This is real food,” Castiel remarked, picking up his fork again, the meaning of what you said lost on him.

Classic Castiel, you thought to yourself. You snorted, shaking your head. “Dean would be so proud,” you told him over your shoulder, disappearing in your room.

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You practically bounced into the apartment, slamming the door behind you. Castiel looked up from the couch where he was reading a book. It was his day off from his job at the gas station – he had told you he had experience there and that’s what he was comfortable with at the moment. It was fine with you, it seemed to make him happy. And although you had told him he didn’t need to give up some of his income to you to give some towards rent, he did it anyway. He’d been there for a month and had wanted to earn his keep. It was endearing to be honest.

Castiel was watching your every movement as you placed your bag on the table and turned to face him, a large grin on your face.

“Sam and Dean are coming to visit!” you announced to him happily.

That seemed to perk him up immediately. When Dean had told you that the break had been mutual between Castiel living at the bunker and not, he hadn’t told you the whole truth. Castiel had confided in you that Dean had told him he didn’t think it was a good idea he should live there with them. You had been furious at first. Angry that, one, Dean had lied to you. And two, that he would do that to Castiel. But, Castiel had insisted that you drop it. He didn’t want to cause waves. And he was appreciative that Dean had reached out to you to find him somewhere else to go.

Despite the anger you felt at Dean rejecting Castiel like that, you had to admit that it was something for Dean to reach out to try to find somewhere else for Castiel to go. You were still curious about why Dean had refused Castiel living there in the first place. But, you respected Castiel’s wishes, and didn’t bring it up.

“When?” he asked.

“They are already on their way! They’ve been driving for a long while already,” you told him happily. “They should be here soon. It was a surprise. But Dean also didn’t want to show up uninvited.”

“Are they going to stay here?” Castiel asked. You nodded and he furrowed his brow, “Where will we all sleep?”

You had not thought of that yet.

“Um, I’m not sure,” you told him honestly. You waved it off. “We will figure it out. We don’t want to make them pay a fee for a hotel room when they can just stay here.” You smiled again, “But, we can take them down to that restaurant we like. Dean is always on board for tacos and Sam can find something healthy there.”

Castiel cracked a smile at this. “Sam is always health conscious.”

“Yeah, he’s a loser.”

“But smart.”

You tapped Castiel’s arm and said, “Right. But also boring.” Castiel chortled at this a bit and you bit your lip, suddenly thinking of something.

Castiel noticed your expression and asked seriously, “What?”

“I want to see your face when you try rum.”

Narrowing his eyes slightly, Castiel surmised, “I am getting from you it is bad. Is it as terrible as vodka?”

You had to laugh at this. You had bought the two of you a fifth of Smirnoff the other day to share one evening and he had not been impressed in the slightest. He had been more inclined towards beers and more accepting of whiskey.

“I wanted you to start with vodka so you know that it is terrible. And then you can move from there and the only way is up!” Castiel still looked confused and you sighed, adding, “Vodka sucks.”

“I got that.”

You laughed, “I know. But now you can try better alcohol. I know you’ve had it – and a whole other assload of alcohols – before but it probably didn’t taste the same. And you had to drink a hell of a lot to get you wasted. But… I’m gonna have to keep tabs on you.”

Castiel furrowed his brow, “Why?”

“Because. I know you’re gonna be a light weight. You’ve proven that the last few times we have drank.”

Castiel looked down at himself and back up at you. “I do not think I am that light.”

“Oh my…” you started to say before shaking your head, a wide smile on your face. “Cas, it means that you’re gonna get drunk quick. It’s a saying. You don’t drink a lot – unlike Sam, Dean, and I – so your body isn’t going to tolerate as much before you start filling tipsy and then eventually drunk and then eventually lit as hell.”

Pondering on this for a moment, Castiel chewed on his bottom lip. His eyes met yours again and he said slowly, “I am assuming ‘lit as hell’ is another term for being drunk?’

You touched is arm and he inhaled slightly, not going unnoticed by you. You almost pulled your hand away, but you didn’t, let the contact go on. “Yeah. The next level of it. Which is when I’m gonna start giving you an assload of water and we will find food if it comes to that.”

“I am assuming burgers because grease,” Castiel stated.

“You’re getting it now,” you teased.

Castiel smiled in return, “I would very much like to go out.”

Agreeing, you nodded. “I should find something to wear.”

“You look fine now,” Castiel remarked, looking slightly put off. You locked eyes with him and he cleared his throat. “Right, sorry. I forgot. Different dress codes for different places.”

He had said you looked good the way you were and you tried to shake the jittery feeling you felt.

You forced a smile and nodded, “Yeah. I need something a little more… night life-ish.”

Castiel admitted, “I am confused. But I trust your judgment on that.”

Jesus, he was cute. You tapped his nose and said, “You just need those black jeans we bought and a plaid shirt or whatever. Tee shirt. It’s easier for guys.”

“I have gathered that. Doesn’t seem fair.”

Laughing, you stood up. “I know. But, we all deal with it don’t we?” Castiel nodded in response and you turned from him, letting out a breath, trying to come down from the high of his compliment.

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“How has it been going?” Dean asked you, leaning on the bar next to you. Him and Sam had arrived about three hours after he texted and you and Castiel had been ready for them. You had taken them down to the bar/restaurant you agreed with. All of you had had a few drinks at this point, and as you suspected, Castiel was falling susceptible to them quick.

You shrugged, “He’s been learning a lot. He’s catching on.”

“He’s been doing that for years,” Dean pointed out.

Raising your brows, you retorted, “It’s at a much faster rate now.”

Dean chuckled at this and acknowledged, “I can imagine.”

The bartender approached the two of you and you ordered four beers and a shot for yourself. You felt like you needed it.

When the bartender had left, Dean asked, “The hell you two been up to?”

“Hanging out, working, watching Netflix… volunteering.” Dean shot you a confused look and you explained, “Being homeless made Cas really empathetic towards people who are less fortunate. Not that he wasn’t before. But, he likes to spend time doing small things in different areas to try to improve other people’s situations. I’m 100% for it. I think it’s sweet.”

“I improve other people’s situations. Am I sweet?” Dean asked, giving you a small smirk.

Snorting, you replied, “The day I call you sweet willing is going to be the day.” Dean nudged you with his shoulder and you smiled at him. “You’re a good guy. You love doing it too. Don’t think I don’t notice it. You and Sam save people all the time.”

Dean was looking at you and you noticed. The look on his face pensive and when you looked at him, he didn’t look away. You brushed a piece of hair behind your ear, slightly uncomfortable at the intimacy of his gaze. “What?” you inquired.

“You save people too, Y/N.”

“Well, of course. I’m with you guys all the time,” you pointed out, slightly bewildered by his statement.

Dean gave a small laugh before picking up two of the four beers and leaned in close, “That’s not what I meant. Just look at Cas if you want to know what I meant.”

With that, he gave you another small smile before he turned and walked back off towards the table.

Swallowing sharply, the weight of his words fell on you. You reached out shakily, grabbing the glass from in front of you and taking your shot. It was a bit rough in your throat but you swallowed it down.

Apparently you were not good at hiding your feelings. And the signals you had been getting from Cas were also apparently not in your imagination.

Looking over your shoulder, you met Castiel’s gaze across the room. He was peering over the heads of other people to see where you were. Dean had approached the table and he was ignoring that, concerned with you.

It was happening. Something that you had been thinking about for years since knowing Castiel. He was attached to you more than ever before.

He truly was going to be the death of you.

~~~

Castiel Tags: @prince-halfblood, @splendidcas, @klaineaholic, @letsthedogpackandthecats, @alexastacio, @winchesterforever12 @seirensou  @tacos-and-trenchcoats @the-amaranthine @intheir-dreams