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daylighteclipsed · 9 months

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ENTRY LEVEL MEANS NO EXPERIENCE. IT MEANS NO PORTFOLIO OF RELEVANT SAMPLES. ENTRY LEVEL IS ENTRY LEVEL

#HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GAIN EXPERIENCE YOU STUPID FUCKS #I HATE THIS I HATE JOB HUNTING THIS SYSTEM IS ABSOLUTE DOG SHIT

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riacte · 9 months

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not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]

#'your moon is here' things that make me explode like a supernova #UGHHHHHHH what if i was perpetually in your orbit. influencing the tides. protecting you from asteroids. and slowly drifting further away.#then you stopped moving and i was only pulse to your dead heart. orbiting you. right where ive been left. and so you started turning again.#ria.txt #personal #space opera au #(<- not about what you think is about)#hiiii this is gaining traction so glad we're all going insane :D your moon is here is SO fucked up. so good.#xkcd #randall munroe #space #moon #anyways xkcd comics are so good. entertaining witty and informative. check em out!#ok this is about false and ren from hermitcraft #falseren

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randomalistic · 9 months

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Selfshippers who ship with weird/unappealing characters. I love you. Like hell yeah you go get with Mr Crocker. Go get with lord faarquad

#I get it.#EMBRACE THAT SHIT #it’s such a fucking power move and I gain so much respect for u #also I’d like to add I selfship with spamton neo and king candybug #if that makes you feel any better #selfship #txt #1k

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eemamminy-art · 6 months

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I love that they added these new bits of dialog about how much he likes eggs—

I'M SORRY????

#this is so fucking funny #I love this patch already #truly the way to a man's heart is through his stomach #which is full of raw eggs #baby boy why #are the gains that important #help #sdv #stardew valley #sdv alex #alex mullner

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ironinkpen · 4 months

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there's something so poetic about kipperlilly copperkettle—who hated one of her classmates for daring to be better than her and having a dead dad, who refused to improve herself and instead chose to be bitter and entitled, who was so obsessed with being Special and Important like she felt she deserved that she willingly worked with a rage god, betrayed her party, and killed her friend—getting killed by fucking. Hold Person. her fancy optimal build IMMEDIATELY folding in the face of riz's cleverness and experience and applied knowledge. she spends years fixated solely on racking up EXP and getting the Best Abilities, and then when she dies, she's killed not in glorious combat but by a clever, practical application of a 2nd level spell that she NEVER would have ever thought of using because she has no creativity or adventurers' spirit, cast by the same classmate she always hated with a watch his dead dad gave him.

#so obsessed with getting as high level as possible but gets killed by a low level spell #one she never would have considered casting herself because she's level 20! she's optimized! she has the BEST skills at her disposal!#but she ultimately loses to riz who follows the proud gukgak tradition of hard work as an act of love #who has years of experience gained from a genuine desire to help people rather than a desire for attention or accolades #and who is simply fucking better at pvp #kipperlilly copperkettle #riz gukgak #fantasy high #fhjy #fantasy high junior year #dimension 20 #d20 #anyway i fucking KNEW she was evil!!!!

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clownowo · 1 year

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been replaying the Portal series I think this is where its heading

#i haven't drawn in like. half a month. which listen i know i don't post much here but i do draw a lot #i have another blog. but also sometimes i just don't post things. i draw for myself #just got burnt out from working on an animation final 😔#so anyway. eased myself back in with a silly comic about portal #my irl saw my shitty sketch and thought glados was painting chell which is very funny to me.#chelldos #but like. unrequited. glados is obsessed with chell. chell is not having a good time #portal #chell #GlaDOS #GlaD0S #my art #og post #1k #5k #10k #20k #edit: i made this post almost a year ago and it haunts me. theres a typo. chell is out of character.#because i couldn't come up with a good reason for her to be there in the first place #and this was a shitty ms paint replicating drawing that i did just to get back into drawing #i didn't think it would gain much attention #i was Wrong #anyway someone in the comments said this is what happens when you speedrun thats an infintely better setup for the punchline #EDIT 2: ok i fixed it fuck you

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minionsuncle · 5 months

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Blarmy!

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qgotfat · 3 months

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really living up to my username lately

#qgotfat #fat belly #feedee belly #feedist #gaychub #chub #male wg #fat gainer #honestly one of those holy fuck moments #and now i wanna double down and gain even more

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chunkymonkey99 · 15 days

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New videos available of my OF and collab video available to buy DM me in interested 😘😘 My Only Fans is only $5 at the moment, come watch me eat, play with me belly and do others things 😉😉

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stil-lindigo · 2 months

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PALESTINIAN FAMILY FORCED TO RESTART FUNDRAISING - PLEASE DONATE!

PROGRESS: £520 / £35,000

a little while ago, I was contacted by Amal Abushaban, a Palestinian mother of 5, for help regarding her Gofundme campaign.

In summary, after spending months raising over $13,000 for her family, she attempted to withdraw the money. She did everything right, she answered Gofundme's questions, she provided the details of her beneficiary and she contacted their support team - only to be left in the dark until an email came one day, notifying her that her campaign had been closed and all donations were now in the process of being refunded.

I tried kicking up a major fuss about it online, as well as trying to pester Gofundme Support on my own account, but all it did was send me in circles as I desperately pleaded for the Gofundme Support person I was assigned to at least re-instate the damn fund. Even worse, Amal got her first email today about refunds going through.

Regrettably, Amal is being forced to start over completely in her fundraising efforts. Her beneficiary has started this Paypal fund for her. Please donate and share!

PROGRESS: £520 / £35,000

#with my whole chest. fuck gofundme #the way that their support page has a pre-made response encouraging people to donate to ukraine #while theyre actively sabotaging palestinian gofundmes and intentionally cancelling them or holding up funds for banal reasons #fuck you to fucking hell #the hypocrisy is astounding #or do a genocided people only deserve support when theyre white #the way that i know for a fact this has happened MULTIPLE TIMES BEFORE #fuck gofundme and their zionist bullshit asses #sucking up to genocidal entity of the US. fucking cowards.#the one place where palestinians might gain a semblance of hope for escape and even they fail them.#please donate to amal. i really can't imagine this kind of desperation #the worst part of it is that there isnt even a workable alternative #they know they hold all the power here and they use it to be unimaginably cruel #palestine #free palestine #free gaza #donations #free west bank #fundraiser

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fatbrooky · 2 months

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Obese fatty on all fours, this hurt my knees so much since I weigh to much to be doing this

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pigsfeedermaster · 4 months

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They don’t really realize how good they look with the extra fat, society should change and admit that fat and beefy bodies are hot as hell 🐽

#fat belly #male weight gain #fat gainer #fat pig #fatass #fat fuck #dirty bulk #gym boy #bulk #bulking #feeder kink #fat #fitness gym #gym #gymlife #gym body

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electoons · 6 months

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I love the college of winterhold. everyone there is casually deranged and there's like an alarming number of students and staff who threaten you immediately when they meet you. it's always one of the first questlines I do. which makes it even funnier when you get made the arch-mage of the college. I'm level 12 and got through this questline knowing exactly 3 spells. what do you mean you want me to lead the college. this school CANNOT be an accredited institution

#i ask if anyone wants this job and everyone starts whistling and checking their phones #their magic phones. theyre scrolls #mia.txt #tes #skyrim #oh no wait i forgot j'zargo wants the position & actively tries to kill you (these are separate events but still probably not unrelated)#and nirya's gunning for it too. you know what maybe its a good thing im the archmage because im never there and don't do anything #i drop in every few weeks for 10 minutes then leave. the place pretty much runs itself right #reddit says “they have a bullying problem” yeah i know i married him #and he's the new boss' special little princess and he can do whatever he wants forever. call the police about it #dont bring your piddly ass problems to the archmage shes busy girlbossing (committing widescale atrocities)#(yes i know this is just how tamrielic mage guilds are but i just think its funny bc everyone fucking hates them specifically #like the rest of the town despises them and allegedly the nords have a special disdain for magic so its kind of funny that they make no #attempt to like. be more normal to gain the locals' trust #and you know what? good for them. fuck them nords)

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chunkymonkey99 · 2 months

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Love playing with my belly in my new pis 🥰🥰🥰

New video available on my OF, 50% discount is still available 🥰🥰

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ex-jock-enthusiast · 7 months

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2 posts in one day! What am I, active?

The amazing encouraging_beast on instagram has been hitting that pandemic grind, and between eating good and lifting hard, he's 110lbs thiccer all over (and loving every inch of it)!

#bulk #bulking #ex jock #exjock #hunky to chunky #fittofat #male gainer #belly #gay gainer #weight gain #please go check him out on insta too :D #whenever I make a post there's so much great stuff you don't get to see (thank you tumblr)#while we're on the topic fuck matt #what a shithead #but yeah sorry the kink blog probably isnt the place for that

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starry-bi-sky · 4 months

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i think i'm hilarious -- aka i made blood blossom danny au memes