#not a day that goes by

[hanaonesflower]

18++++, give ur iPod touch to your mom and go to bed.

You miss it. You miss being in between your man's legs to look up and see how desperate and pathetic he looks. Granted, he's going to have you bent over later with his cock so deep inside you, you can't run away and it will be your turn to beg for his mercy. But for now, for now the beginning is worth it.

You knock but don't wait for a response, with easy you turn the doorknob and enter his bedroom, without stopping to question why he hadn't locked it. His place is graciously big, being there feels like you're both playing house together. But earlier you got him in pissy mood and now he's taking some space from you. His words. But to your surprise yet delight, you find him sprawled out on his sheets, boxers hanging haphazardly around his right ankle, glassy sweat coats his forehead and he's fucking moaning out for you. While he pumps his wet cock eagerly.

He missed you coming in, until he jolts, his eye fly open to the sight of you kissing and licking the tip of leaking dick.

I'm sorry 'bout earlier, Ken, you say as you beam up at him. This is it, this is the exact moment you were praying for. He's clearly way too worked up to be stern with you. It's alright sweetheart, I wasn't mad at you, he huffs. Are you sure? You ask, your tongue slides down further, his thick cock heavy on your tongue but your mouth feels so empty without it. I'm so fucking sure baby, ah, keep going, you know exactly how to make me feel good.

And exactly as you thought how things would turn out after you stuff your throat with his dick and his jizz spills out your mouth. After you pump his cock which got him to moan in heat, after you fondle his balls and stuff them in your mouth too that you now has you folded over the edge of the bed. His cock drives into you with fever, meanwhile his thumb circles the rim of your ass and his tongue running itself down your back.

Is this good? Here let me make it up to you, he says with regret and made up guilt. You're so good to me baby girl, he groans proudly before flipping you over and throwing your leg over his shoulder. Now full access is granted and he does not wait a second longer to drill deeper and deepere into you. I made you sad? Sorry princess, are you... still sad? He looks at you with menacing eyes but speaks to you with the softest voice and fucks into you with rigor.

You shake your head no. Truly, you're not sad anymore. Aw, I was hoping you still are, so that I can fuck you for a little longer.

[teaboot]

When I was a kid one of my moms would call her period "moon time" or "her monthlies" or shit like that and my other mom straight up stealthed it, but when I'm a dad I think I'm gonna go straight down the middle and call it Werewolf Week. Like sorry kids, dad can't roughouse right now, it's Werewolf Week

[clarasoswinsoswald]

the unbreakable connection between me and a song I heard in a fanvid over ten years ago

[skipar00]

fuck it I was persuaded to post

New Orleans Miku

[gossippool]

*steeples hands under my chin like i'm sherlock* so you see,

[boochanz]

hey let's have this conversation again since the like/reblog ratio is getting SOOOO much worse. if you like content, reblog it. the people who follow you cannot see when you've liked a post, unless your likes are visible and they are routinely going through them, which i assure you they are not. by reblogging content, you are making it visible to other accounts. fanart, gifs, edits, etc. may be fun to make but they are very time consuming and it is much appreciated that if you enjoy them, you take the brief moment to reblog them to show that appreciation - and it helps. as fun as they may be, it is often kind of discouraging for posts to not do well because for every one person that reblogged it, five left a like and kept it pushing

[crumplstiltskin]

some doodle

[yashley]

A soup? Time's a weird soup? Is that a saying where you're from?

[a-scary-lack-of-common-sense]

Fiddauthor divorce arc speedrun <3

After 30 years of searching for his lost brother through demonic rituals and summonings, Ford has become a bit of a notorious demon collector over the years. He's made a LOT of deals with MANY different demons over the years; from minor and harmless little entities to big and powerful overlords. Most of the time, these deals aren't really a one-way situation, so a lot of demons have a strong grip on him just as much as he does on them. It often ends up being a mutual sort of destruction, as in: "I know I'm but a mere mortal trifling with things I couldn't begin to fathom, and I know you will destroy me eventually; but I don't care as long as I get to destroy you too." He just needs to live long enough to find his brother.

The red hands are essentially pieces of himself (his soul, you could say??) that he wields as his method of restraint to the demons he has "tamed" so far. They act as a leash to contain each demons' powers, and he can loosen or tighten his hold on them as much as he wants. The number of hands required to contain a demon really depends on their individual strengths, but 3-4 hands are already very energy consuming.

YES, I gave all of his demons stupid names. SUE ME.

[hrtiu]

Me until Veil Guard comes out

[puppyeared]

renaissance dogys

characters belong to @canisalbus

[bixels]

I watched the original Muppets movies recently.

[cassandracain52]

so I’ve seen lots of fics about Bruce coming back and finding out things like Tim loosing his spleen or Damian getting shot (on multiple occasions by different people) and he almost always finds out by either having dug into the Batcomputers records and stumbling across it or just seeing it on scans or something after Tim or Damian is injured

but imagine for a moment Bruce finds out, not on his own, but by the others telling him.

And by “tell him” I of course mean that they all automatically assume that he already knows about all of it(because he’s the worlds greatest detective so obviously they don’t need to say anything) so they never bring it up until they mention it one day in passing and nearly give him a heart attack.

for example:

Bruce: Tim, I need you to come with me to speak with Dr. Thompkins down at the clinic about that new drug that’s been circulating

Tim: Oh, sure thing, just let me grab my mask

[Bruce not saying anything but looking at him confused because Tim is already fully suited up and wearing his domino mask?]:

[Tim, now wearing a surgical face mask]: Ok, I’m ready! [Bruce just staring at him, waiting for some explanation. He doesn’t get one.]:

Bruce: Tim

Tim: hm?

Bruce: Why are you wearing a face mask..?

Tim: Oh! Well Dr. Thompkins got mad at me last time I came to the clinic without one because there’s a lot of sick people there and I should be more careful since I’m immunocompromised-

[Bruce, immediately cutting him off]: Wait, what?

[Tim, slightly confused]: She got mad at me when I didn’t wear one last time..?

[Bruce, equally confused and growing very concerned]: No, not that. You’re immunocompromised?

[Tim, now completely lost because this is all common knowledge?]: Uh, yeah??

[Bruce, even more concerned]: How??? What do you mean??

[Tim, getting annoyed and rolling his eyes]: Well that’s what they call you when you have no spleen, Bruce.

Bruce: What.

[Tim finally realizing that, just maybe, they skipped a step]: I have no spleen? It got stabbed so Ra’s took it

[Bruce, about to have an aneurysm]: RA’S DID WHAT-

______ Or like him finding out Damian had his entire spine replaced

Bruce: Hey, do you think it’s strange Damian’s so small?

Dick: No?? He’s ten?? Ten year olds are small?

[Bruce, audibly concerned]: No, I mean don’t you think he should have grown some by now? Is he not eating enough?

[Dick, immediately relaxing]: Oh, that? Yeah, it’s fine

[Bruce, still concerned]: Are you sure? I was taller than that at his age

[Dick, waving his hand dismissively]: Nah, he’s fine. I think the spine replacement just stunted his growth a bit

Bruce:…

Dick:..?

[Bruce, near hysterically because all his kids somehow keep losing pieces of their insides and none of them seem bothered by it??]: his wHAT- ____

Dick has to spend the next several hours trying to stop Bruce from making everyone do a mandatory medical examination so he can make sure none of his other kids are missing anything

Dick promises that it was just the two things

Bruce is not reassured

[haunted-xander]

Well, I guess you didn't have much of a choice either

[charcarts]

circumstantial

[z-1-wolfe]

happy pride :3 i offer religious trauma