#normi

[vintagerobin]

It's like Batfandom has this compulsion to designate a character as The Normal One and it baffles me so much because isn't the point of the Bats that none of them are normal?

[spookberry]

Shenanigans

(Prev)

[worm-on-my-way]

what is a "rainbow dash"?

incase my handwriting is too messy:

Tucker: Let's go everypony Sam <- hates mlp Danny <- doesn't get the reference

[shesnake]

the problem with mainstream fictional media today is it is predominantly made for people who don't like fictional media all that much

[lobotomizedskull]

[fluffyartbl0g]

BUH HERE'S PART 1 READ THAT FIRST

SPECIAL SHOUTOUT TO @wheryheart-rb AND @staryeclipse WHO WERE EPIC ENOUGH TO LEND ME THEIR KNOWLEDGE OF OVERWATCH T O T!!!! Stary wrote Nami's rant (tho I tweaked it a lil owo) and Whery suggested characters that Nami, Luffy, Franky, Zoro and Yamato could play as! (which u can see below,,, thanks guys <3)

Anyways I was thinking about a modern AU, but ONLY about what video games everyone would play XD Though I've decided jinbei and brook are the type to not understand pc gaming at all,, so,,,,

Bonus:

[your-average-teenage-mess]

I am so glad we mostly moved away from "you have no reason to be afraid of us calling out x (which is evil) if you aren't x yourself". It genuinely made it so fucking impossible to make people understand that they can be engaged in behaviors which are harmful without being malicious monsters or even know that they were doing that. It makes me so happy we're seeing less of that these days (although it is in part due to the fact that a lot of us got sick of engaging with normies at all and instead became actively hostile to them, which... The "don't engage with people who hold deeply harmful beliefs" thing applies to the opposition in specific contexts, but not to your fucking audience!)

[normal-internet-user]

TOUCH

Summary: Jason likes it when you touch him. You're hands are warm.

Requested: No

Warnings: None

Female reader

Jason likes it when you hold him.

When you touch him it makes him feel warm. Soft in a way he's never really felt before. He finds himself seeking it out most of the time.

His hands settling on the dip of your waist, leaning into the deftness of your fingers toying with his hair were common, everyday things.

It made him feel fuzzy, and he couldn't help the way he'd relax into you like a lazy cat, kissing the tips of his fingers like he was thanking you for the warmth they brought.

It was raining today, the sky was blocked out by the dark clouds, and towering buildings. The streets slick with the pouring water left the pair of you tucked into each other comfortably.

Jason has his hand pressed against the mid of of your back as you rested your head against his chest, tracing slow soft patterns into the fabric of his shirt.

He looks down at you, examining the way the lamp light shadowed over your delicate features. The ones he loved to admire so. Adored to the core of his being.

His free hand comes up to trace the line of your jaw, drawing your attention.

"Hm?" You hum softly in question, and he gives you a squeeze, kissing the tip of your nose with a small smile.

"You're so pretty, you know that?" Jason remarks, pecking you on the lips.

You chuckle softly, chasing his lips for another kiss, "I'd argue you're the prettiest." you tease.

"Oh yeah?" Jason says amusedly, nuzzling into your neck contentedly, the scent of your perfume a familiar comfort, "I dunno, baby... That seems like a bit of a stretch, but if you insist..."

"That tickles, Jason." You huff with a soft laugh, shifting to sit up, only for Jason to squish you back against his chest.

He shakes his head, his eyes fluttering closed as he holds you close like a teddy bear, "Baby, don't get up." He sighs, wrapping both his arms around your waist, "I'll be so lonely. I'll freeze to death or something."

"Jay, it is not that cold in here. You're not going to freeze." You remark, rolling your eyes at his petulant whining, "I'm hungry, I wanna make a sandwich."

Jason shakes his head, keeping you tucked against him, "Starve."

"That's not very nice." You whisper, noticing the heavier rise and fall of his chest as he dozes comfortably.

In this moment Jason was content, with you close, and comfortable and warm on top of him. God, you made him soft. Just one look at your face made him soft.

"I'll make you something later." Jason huffs, squeezing you tightly, "Let's just nap for a while."

"Promise?" You hum, kissing along his cheekbone with an amused smile.

"Anything for you, sweetheart." Jason whispers back, bringing your hand up to press a kiss to your knuckles, then your palm, your wrist, and up until he gives you a proper kiss.

"I love you." You say sweetly, smiling against his lips.

"I love you too, baby." Jason says quietly. And he did. With his heart and soul he adores you.

[foolnamedjoey]

Cheesy but I do not care

[strawberryyyenthusiast]

Eddie “I know you hate the attention but every song is about you baby” Munson

Steve “normie bf who HATES the attention” Harrington

They make a lovely pair.

[t4tails]

[sunderwight]

Thinking about what if SJ had left the Qiu manor a little earlier (some other final straw breaks the camel's back sooner), and actually manages to get a lead on YQ and follows it to Cang Qiong Mountain while YQ is in the thick of his "locked suffering in a cave" arc.

SJ arrives and is immediately struck by the needle-in-a-haystack-ness of the situation. The population of all the peaks put together is huge, and he has no clout to leverage, no reason to get people to care what he's there for and a strong reluctance to tip his hand about... basically anything. Even totally earnest intentions to find his childhood friend.

So SJ skips the usual disciple trials (none are being held at the time he arrives anyway) and just steals a disciple uniform for An Ding. An Ding has a lot of outer disciples. SJ doesn't even know which peak it is, he just sees the place that has the most faceless/nameless lackeys doing grunt work and goes okay, I bet they don't always know all their own by name and face, and he's correct.

The bluff works hilariously well. When he gets back to An Ding with his "fellow" disciples he just finds an unused storage room to sleep in, and even when he gets sort-of caught out at it the shixiong who catches him just bemoans the hazing/bullying on the peaks. When SJ establishes that he's fine sleeping in the store room, Shang-shixiong even bribes him to keep his mouth shut about the "bullying epidemic" by giving him a proper cot and blankets to use. So SJ doesn't even have to deal with being in a dorm.

He multitasks actually learning what cultivation he can from the other An Ding disciples and masters, and investigating all the other latest arrivals to the peaks. It isn't long before Shang-shixiong spills the beans about the rising star of Qiong Ding Peak, who came from apparently nowhere during the selection trials, matches Yue Qi's description, has the same surname, and disappeared mysteriously a few weeks ago.

Shen Jiu's gut twists around at word of the disappearance. He is all too aware of the kinds of things it usually means when handsome, talented boys with no family or backing just disappear mysteriously all of a sudden. He's heard things about the sort of uses cultivators have for people with a lot of raw talent and not a lot of knowledge or protection, too. Qiu Jianluo used to make it a point to explain exactly what SJ's cultivation talents could be used for (cauldron stuff), both as a threat and also as a warning against him trying to go outside and find a master. Even Yue Qi had sort of tried to warn him, in his own way, by demanding SJ always keep it a secret.

Yue Qi might have believed that the righteous cultivators in an official sect wouldn't stoop to such dirty, underhanded methods, and might have thought he was safe here. SJ holds no such optimistic illusions. The An Ding peak lord give every impression of the same kind of sycophantic public servants who used to take kickbacks from wealthier families in his home city, and even only glimpsed at a distance, the sect leader gives him the creeps.

Anyway, SJ eventually figures out that something is up with the Ling Xi caves, goes down and finds a sealed-off cavern with just a few cracks he can peer through. Cue reversal of the last time he saw Yue Qi, with the older boy now being the one locked away by a cruel master, and SJ having to whisper reassurances and promises of rescue.

[spookberry]

What if Monster High Danny met Bunny Danny?

Itd be some spiderverse type shit tbh

[butcharium]

My girlfriend and I had our first new year's eve together! She looked so beautiful in her suit and I think we made a handsome couple <3 both of us included a small lesbian detail to our outfits!!!

But as often we had a tendency to be mistaken for Just Some Guys - but that's just because the people around us weren't so used to seeing handsome butch women

[arcanegifs]

ARCANE LEAGUE OF LEGENDS: Season 1 ↳ "Oh, the misery."