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I havent watched tmagp yet but this gave me an idea, if anyone is both an tma/tmagp fan AND a witch, do u think its possible to, through chaos magick and yk pop culture deities, work or at least meet one of the fears?
Cause thatd be so fucking interesting
Okay, okay, stay with me for a moment, I know everyone is going insane but listen to me for a bit, let's focus on the statement, BECAUSE
You know how Jonny said that the entities on tmagp won't be the same as the ones from TMA, right? Right.
We've got one already mostly figured out, being the one from ep 11, looking like the buried mixed with the vast. Fear of the sea, drowning, etc, thalassophobia in general and all that. People have started to call it The Deep, you remember right? Of course you do, you're a smart cookie, good job
There's also the one related with luck, gambles, and addiction. This one's a bit more fuzzy, but episodes 7 and 13, the dice man and the cryptobro, do paint a funny picture. I haven't seen anyone name this one, so I might as well call it The Chance
Stay with me here, darling
I present to you, and I think I may be onto something:
The Superior
Look, The name is a work in progress, maybe you could call it *the ideal*? if you've got a better suggestion, go ahead, but if not, let me explain
Related to the stranger, maybe the flesh or the lonely. We've already had two statements, ep 2 and now ep 17, where the horror has been something that looks like you, but is better than you.
Episode 2, the girl, Daria, hated how she looked, she tried everything to look better, to be better, she tried so hard she was, quite literally, consumed by it. She picked out parts of herself in a Dorian-Gray-esque way until there was nothing left just to live up to this ideal of herself. The ideal was the cause of her demise
Episode 17, doppelganger time baby! What does he find? A man, just like himself, just... Well, better. Rich, beautiful, cheery and welcoming. Well, an ideal self, wouldn't you say? He tried to learn from that ideal self, and then he found out, that the ideal of him was a murderer. Then he murdered him. Isn't that convenient.
This is just a theory, but it is a fun one, so what do y'all think?
#the magnus archives#tma#the magnus protocol#tmagp#the magnus archives podcast#the magnus pod#witchcraft#witches#pop culture deities#chaos magick#chaos magician#like im a baby witch so im not gonna try to find out but if anyone wants to#pls do#im really curious#spirituality#chaos witch#chaos#bad idea#but that'd be a fucking powerful entity to work with i think#and maybe would bring a whole different style to your practice#also do remember i havent watched all of tma so i dont know HOW bad of an idea it is#probly REALLY bad#but id do it#like nike#just do it#call me crazy#cause i am#is that 30?#nop not yet#the eye
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Girl Help, I can't stop thinking about Stan's drifter years
#gravity falls#stanley pines#stan pines#mullet stan#tw blood#a ridiculous amount but still#also uuhhh tw nip nop ig#certain angsty fan fics sure aren't helping my case#and yet I crave more#MOOOOOOOOOOORE#send recs if you have any BLS
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trying to work on an art piece where i give vania and harumi pretty outfits and they’re girlboss girlfail quiet one wives but i ran out of motivation to colour it in💔💔💔
#the creative part of my brain!!!!!!!is slowly giving up on me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#halfway through harumi#i haven’t started colouring in vania yet though💔💔#why is being an artist so flipping hard!!! what the flip!!!!!!#i even used this art to test out a very nice looking and cool ibis scratchy pen i found online but NOP!#Save me wee woo and the earthworms#ninjago au#ninjago#lego ninjago#ninjago vania#princess vania#queen vania#ninjago harumi#harumi jade#vania x harumi#royaltyshipping
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i wonder if i could convince my therapist 2 get me bandages or if she'd bin me instantly 4 using duct tape for years as my lil diy way to close them (i am so itchy)
#she doesnt even know i sh#it's never come up#im too scared to mention anything w/o her first asking#one of the first things my doctor asked me when i met her was if i cut BJHAH. . .. which was scary because i had never told anyone#but also nice kinda.. . it got it out of the way#she said she asks all her patients this but#i dont know if i believe that#in fact i dont LMAO#but every time id see her she'd ask if i had stopped yet#and id have to shamefully be like nop.. .#honestly i dont know if ill ever be able to#i went years for a bit#but it always comes back#i cant get away from it
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GAP the Series ep 3 thoughts (spoilers!!)
I had a horrible week so I'm deeply grateful to this episode for being so freakingggg delightful.
Laura and I were delighted to realize Sam's candle fetish is about WARDING OFF GHOSTS. She is scared of the dark. It's not a hot girl thing it's an uwu girl thing
It is really refreshing that Mon is just so unflappably secure in her feelings* for Sam! She has this incredibly solid foundation of self-knowledge when it comes to loving her, like knowing her own heart gives her this strength and motivation, not pain or insecurity. Meanwhile we have Sam in the position of authority AND object of infatuation, just flailing around at every corner LOL it's beautiful and really fun. *Her fangirl/devotion feelings at least. I'm v eager to see Mon get more flustered as she realizes these have grown into something else, something new and differently vulnerable. But I love seeing her crush make her nearly invulnerable for the time being.
MON'S PARENTS OH MY GOD. What a sweet counterpart to Sam's terrible grandma. They were so eager to wingman for her, it is maybe the cutest thing I have ever seen in my life??? Lol imagine asking the father of the girl you secretly wanna date for his blessing as like, a dumb crushy injoke w/ yourself to stave off the :( of thinking you can never ask her out, and he's just like YES! YES I GIVE YOU MY BLESSING FOR ANYTHING YOU WANT TO DO WITH MY DAUGHTER SHE LOOOOOOOOVES YOU.
Lol Sam meanwhile of the "Haha you like me! That's soooooo embarrassing for you" school of dumbassery. "Haha you want to come over to my house for the night and sleep in my bed to protect me from ghosts! (Right? Right? WHEW OKAY GOOD) That's soooooo embarrassing for you" But again so incredibly charmed that Mon just seemed delighted to get exposed and teased as Sam's no. 1 fan! She is unbothered moisturized happy in her lane.
Really love that it took one Kirk intervention last week for Mon to be able to decode Sam in any situation. Now she can figure out her ice queen boss wants her to follow her into her bedroom because she's scared of ghosts, without Sam doing more than like. Awkwardly hovering. Like it's funny but it's also really sweet, that understanding Sam as she is now matters so much more to Mon than needing her to be the way she remembered her. This isn't actually a story of Sam falling off Mon's pedestal, but of the two of them liking the real person they get to know more and more and dangerously more.
"Why do you sound like my friends?" maybe the cutest line of the entire episode wtf. Everyone who knows you Sam - really knows you - just wants to tease you!! It is a sign of affection and closeness!! I don't think I'd be able to resist teasing Sam either, not for all the promises of being stepped on or whatever in the world
ok this is way too long so just running through a few last points. You know how there are work spouses, work husbands, etc: Kirk is a work malewife. No I will not elaborate.
Want to read the fic that's just Sam's fantasy of Mon as a sexy spy sent to seduce her and steal her corporate secrets (her corporate secrets of. making a page about cafes....)
Want to see Sam wear more chokers please. Collars under suits! Let's merge the two looks 👀
Ep 1, Ep 2
#gap the series spoilers#gap the series#i actually have even more notes I jotted down but I'm like please girl stop#classic nop though being told to his face that mon is staying over at sam's#and then going what??? why hasn't she come home yet tonight????#truly just ignoring the carefully explained facts that are right in front of his face#for the sake of his own entitled homophobia#also i didn't talk about bad grandma but the fact that sam is carrying around a belief#that disobedience (and deviance) = death#is legit tragic#idk i think they're doing a great job peppering in the backstory of why she is the way she is without hammering in the revelations#the grandma scenes just sort of linger ambiently amid all the cute shit#sam#mon#dear diary
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Ended up scribbling down a Quiver and Robin comic, and I am 100% using it to give her the classic O.O Kirby face
#why is her right eye closed who knows#absolutely nothing to do with her teeny scar nop#wip#might delete later idk yet#so many wips so little time
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#rᥕιᥒdz . a private & selective roleplay blog for ekko, the boy who shattered time, from riot game's media. features arcane & current canon ( with mixed arcane elements into it ) . general content warning applies. personals & minors dni!
rules below the cut .
#1 mun is reynard, he/they, transmasc, 25 years old. i am from france, so english is not my first language. timezone is CEST/CET. #2 i only interact with mutuals. that makes it much more easier to track things for me and avoid a cluttered dash. #3 i won't interact with minors, as it makes me uncomfortable since I am over 18. #4 if you're actively trying to hurt a real person's feels, or show any behavior such as ableism, racism, transphobia, homophobia, queerphobia, bigotry, pedophilia, or just being an ass in general... this will end in a fast block. #5 that said, we are not our muses. so as long as you aren't using it as a pretext to be mean, don't be wary about evil muses being evil. #6 this blog may feature darker themes, violence, oppression, mental illness, trauma, etc. be advised before following! i wont always use read mores or tags. content warning will be tagged under: triggername // #7 while canon sometimes portrays ekko around 18-20 years old, smut or lemon isn't planned. #8 duplicates are a-okay to follow and interact, i just don't follow first. original characters i can be picky about. crossovers can be fine, most likely to happen in modern verses or other fitting ones. #9 i love shipping. this goes for more than romantic dynamics. so i'd be glad to either pre-establish or build up as long as there is chemistry. i am also multiship. meaning most shippy interactions won't be considered part of the same verse. poy ships are also possibe. and i will only have a romantic ship with one version of a single muse. #10 activity can be iffy. mostly due to anxiety and an attention deficit. so if i'm taking some time to reply to anything, i am not ignoring you! feel free however to poke me. #11 OOC discussions and interactions are encouraged. come scream about your beloved muses in dms! discord are available for mutuals to plot or discuss. #12 i don't own ekko, or league content. colouring psd is courtesy of andsaintsources.
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oh............. tragedy of picking up random hair product at the discount store
and then it's good on my hair
and then. it is. discontinued......
#to be expected ngl half the things at the discount store r there bcos they're being discontinued#just the remaining overstock is there#but i had hoped....... ah well.#mostly my hair is rly thick and simultaneously very fluffy and very oily. so balance is key.#picked up a tube of undone style cream for like $2 and it was a just right balance#but alas....... i'm not spending $16 for the same thing. that's 8 times the price. nop.#and it is a small tube. alas alas.#oh well there's enough left for me to try out other products#mostly i just cycle through whatever random stuff i find. i am v bad at consistency in hair or skin care#maybe if i put in effort we wouldn't be here trying a different product every couple of months. and yet. lazy me.
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Yes exactly! Thanks 🤝
Also i just wanted to add a little detail even if you already pointed out most of it!
Yeah she looks human and stuff bc she died at one. But the Maria we see as a boss fight is not really « Lady Maria » it’s a NIGHTMARE version of herself! (I never hear the take how that mean she was better than the others??? Like she just didn’t die as a beast)
We don’t get many details and how she passed away and stuff but we know for sure that from her living she:
- throw away her Rakuyo
- stop being a hunter and hunting beasts
- she wasn’t found of bloodblade like the chikage
Rakuyo description:
And what do we have in her boss fight in the dlc?!
- she have her rakuyo back, wearing hunter attire (like pointed out with the different items of her past as a hunter)
- SHE USED FREAKING BLOOD BLADE AND BLOOD PYROMANCY to try to beat us!!
(Still unclear if she could actually do that from her living)
You see what i am trying to say???
It’s a nightmarish version of her former self, she become beverything she used to hate about herself.
People have already pointed out that Maria out of all of the major dlc bosses that aren't the orphan is the only one who keeps a human form but also like. I do not really think its to highlight her moral superiprity or whatever. The thing about Kos' punishments are that they both mirror the sinner's fates in the real world but also strike psychologically. Laurence, who was a scholar first and foremost, is forced to never remember himself, even after going in contact with his skull, Ludwig, who was characterized by his love of honor (validity of that honor after serving for years as the head of the violent police of a repressive theocracy is to be discussed by fans) is reduced to a mindless monster that crushes everything that crosses his way. Maria doesn't change physically, as she likely died before literally everyone in Yharnam became a blood junkie, BUT she is in her hunter clothes. She still has her discarded rakuyo. She is the perfect image of herself the day she invaded the Fishing Hamlet and slaughtered and experimented upon its residents. Every day, for god knows how many years that have passed since her death in the real world and her death in the nightmare, she has been reminded of what she had done, of what she kept doing with the Research Hall. In some ways, her punishment is worse than Laurence's and Ludwig. Sure. They are humiliating for them, but they aren't exactly fully aware of what was going on. Maria, who remained sane? She was aware of that, for every moment of her (un)life, until we put her down a second time
#bloodborne#lady maria of the astral clocktower#just wanted to add the blood blades and pyromancy yeah. you 2 said the rest xD#like before getting the rakuyo we could think she actually used such techniques but NOP absolutely not. and yet in the nightmare she do#this is hell indeed
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Jungkook
Princess | Short #1
There's something happening between you two.
Tags/Warnings: Wolfdog Hybrid!Jungkook, Showdog Hybrid!Reader, Enemies to lovers, Angst, Fluff?, Brat!Reader, Jungkook has major brat tamer energy, reader has some issues
Length: 1.6k words
A/N: I will force feed you this AU and you will like it 👿
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Despite Jungkook having agreed to help you, he still continues to work on that choreography the same way as before, ruthlessly pushing you further and further despite your very much constant complains.
Apparently, according to him, it’s not about the whole contest anymore. But instead, to teach you ‘something’. What it is, he won’t say- but you’re sure that’s all just an excuse anyways to torture you.
But you’re not going down so easily.
“How many times do I need to tell you that you have your own snacks?!” Jungkook complains, showing the empty bag of crackers to you, at the sight of which you simply sit in the middle of the practice room, tail happily wagging as if you don’t even know what he’s talking about. “And I’m sure you drank my water too.” He accuses, and you just shrug.
“Maybe.” You answer. “The crackers sucked though. Way too bland. Do you always just eat old people snacks?” You question, irritating him further. It’s clear that you’re testing your boundaries with him, and most of all his patience- because lets be real, its funny as hell to make him angry. Mostly because you know he’d never actually get too upset with you- if he was to ever do so, you’re sure he’d give you a fair warning way before that line has actually been stepped over.
Though, clearly, you’ve not really realized yet that you two have actually become closer up until this point- and that also means that Jungkook no longer tries to stay as far away as he can from you.
So when he returns to the practice room with new snacks of his own and a bottle of sweet electrolyte juice, you’re already up on your feet, happily looking what he’s got himself- before he suddenly takes off his hoodie, catching you entirely off guard and freezing you in place for a good second, because wow.
He’s got an extensive collection of art beneath the skin of one of his arms up to his hand even, and his physique is definitely also not to be played around with. Years of serious dancing and working out have clearly created the man he is today-
And suddenly, your world is dark for a good second, as he pushes his hoodie over your head.
You’re confused, when he suddenly pulls on the sleeves your arms are not yet pulled through, as he instead ties them behind your back, successfully immobilizing you. He picks you up and sits you in one of the chairs after he's done, leaning in close once you're seated, summoning the audacity to smirk at you.
“Timeout, you gremlin.” He tells you, before he sits down next to you to eat his food, all while you can’t do anything but watch, wide eyed and completely confused.
And instead of arguing, you just pull in your legs after toeing off your shoes, pouting to yourself while enjoying his scent. You’d never openly admit it, but he does smell nice- both the laundry detergent he uses for his clothes, and, well, his own scent. You blame it on the fact that throughout your career until now, you’ve barely had any close interaction with another male hybrid like this- so it’s probably just the fact that you’re not used to this.
“Take it off.” You demand, and he shakes his head.
“Nop.” He denies, and you swing your legs on the chair as you’ve let them fall down again.
“I need to go pee.” You tell him, and at that he sighs, before he unravels the sleeves-
Just for you to slip your hands through them, and steal his bottle of juice as you run into the hallway, hearing his footsteps loudly right behind you, hand having slapped against the door you’d tried to swing close behind you. You don’t get very far when he suddenly grabs the back of the sweater, pulling you closer again to try and lift you. “No- No no, I really need to go pee!” You deny, standing in front of him now after having avoided his grip.
“Alright, let’s go then.” He says, grabbing the hood of the sweater to drag you to the restrooms, taking the bottle away from you. “Go pee.”
“I don’t have to anymore.” You say, and he narrows his eyes at you.
“Too bad.” He denies. “Go squeeze something out, I’m not gonna take you again.” He threatens, and you reluctantly go anyways, before you re-emerge, glaring at him, until you have an idea. He watches as you stand in front of him, putting on your best puppy-dog eyes, and holding your arms out upwards to him. “What.” He asks, arms crossed.
“Carry me?” You ask, and he thinks about it for a good second, before he agrees.
“Alright.” He nods.
“Wait, really?!” You ask, surprised- when suddenly, your world is upside-down, with him carrying you over his shoulder, one arm holding onto your legs so you don’t tip over and fall off his back. And he hears you laugh about it most of all, your fluffy, curled tail wagging right into his face if it wasn't for his other hand holding it down as well, his own lips turned into a smile.
Because honestly, this is what your life is supposed to be like. Happy, fun, and most of all, normal.
It’s clear to him that you’ve simply never really had any proper interactions before that could’ve taught you how to socialize and get used to general manners- if anything, you most likely always got what you wanted just to have you shut up and be quiet. And eventually, when you grew up into an adult that you are now, things simply had gotten stuck like this.
The reason why he thinks this, is just how.. Helpless you seem at the simplest of interactions. From simple questions about your hobbies, to normal touches like a hug for a greeting, everything appears to be foreign to you. And you mask that insecurity and lack of understanding with attitude- because up until now, most likely, this must’ve been your best defense. Everyone would leave you alone if you got cranky, and so, these days, you must feel extremely confused and without any direction, considering that this doesn’t work with him.
But you’ve got to learn. Not just basic manners, but also the fact that not everyone in the world is out to get you.
Especially not him.
Back in the practice room, you’re now on his lap, where he’s got your hands behind your back, held by your wrists in his hand, grip strong. “We gotta practice.” You whine, but he knows that’s not what you’re going to do once he lets go.
“We do.” He agrees. “And we will, once you’ve finished your tantrum.” He tells oyu, and you scoff.
“I’m not having a tantrum. You’re being an asshole!” You tell him. “Who cares if I eat your snacks? You can just get new one’s!” You complain, and he shakes his head at that.
“It’s not about that. What’s mine is mine, and what’s yours is yours. If I want to take something from you, I’ll ask. If you want something from me, you’ll have to ask as well.” He explains, and you kick out your legs, trying to get off- but he’s got a strong hold on you, so you’re stuck in place.
“I’m not a child!” You bark, slipping off of his legs to instead lay on the floor now. He raises a brow.
“You’re sure acting like one.” He says, crossing his arms. “Don’t you have boundaries that you’d like respected?” He asks, looking down at where you’re laying on the floor at his feet, and you stare at him for a second with an unsure gaze, before you slowly sit up, eyes glossy. It’s obvious that sentence must’ve hit a sore spot for you, because you’re visibly fighting another emotional outburst as you try and swallow down any tears that want to escape.
It’s quiet. Mostly because you don’t want to break down, and he doesn’t want to say anything that might set you off. He hates seeing you like this- but he knows that one way or another, you’ll have to face these things.
“I’ll respect any boundary you give me.” He tells you. “I promise you that. But you’ll have to do the same for me, because that’s fair, right?” He asks, and you take in a deep breath, before you lean against his leg, head resting against his thigh.
“I’m sorry.” You mumble quietly, and he reaches out to out a comforting hand on your head. “I’ll be more fair.” You say, and he smiles.
“Thank you.” He offers, before you look up at him.
“Can we practice more now?” You ask, and he shrugs.
“If you want to.” He says, and you nod.
“It’s.. Actually fun. If you don’t nag all the time.” You playfully argue, making him roll his eyes.
“I’m just trying to get you to do your best.” He denies, and you smile brightly at that, tail wagging on the floor, a sight he’s come to really like.
“Thank you.” You say, and for the first time, he has to admit-
You can actually be really fucking cute, if you want to be.
#bts imagine#bts fanfic#bts fic#jungkook imagine#jeon jungkook x reader#jeon jungkook imagine#bts jungkook imagine#hybrid imagine#bts jungkook fanfic#jungkook x reader#bts jungkook x reader#jeon jungkook imagines#jungkook imagines#jeon jungkook fanfic#bts jeon jungkook imagine#bts jeon jungkook x reader
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Needle - @jegulus-microfic - 178 Words
03.04.2024
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"I can't fucking believe it, Prongs!"
"Oi, what's your problem? I think it's lovely."
"It's my baby brother, James!"
"Yeah and now you see how serious I am!"
"But I'm S-"
"Nop, not today, Pads!" Shouts Remus from across the store.
Sirius just grins.
"So, you do it, or what?" Asks James.
"You can't even stand needles, you will faint."
"I'm strong enough for a little tattoo. Especially if it's for Regulus."
"That's so gay."
"I am gay!" James argues.
"So am I," counters Sirius.
"And you have like 20 tattoos for Moony!"
"Yeah, but I love my moony, James!"
"And I love your brother! I'm so fucking in love with him!"
James hears Remus chuckle behind him, and he asks: "Did you tell him, James?"
"No, not yet, but I-"
James turns to Remus and freezes. There he is, Regulus Black, looking kinda shocked.
"Oh for fucks sake!" Cries Sirius.
Nobody knows what happened next, but James and Regulus are gone and James new tattoo is forgotten.
At least for now. James will be back for it.
#hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry#marauders#james loves regulus#fiction#james & peter & remus & sirius#regulus#james potter#james fleamont potter#james x regulus#james#regulus deserved better#sirius and regulus#regulus black#tattoo!sirius#tattoo shop#marauders tattoo#marauders era#jegulus microfic
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2024 vs 2020 I don't think I've improved much (in fact I don't draw so much like years ago), but I wanted to try to redo a drawing from 2020 for the JayTim Spooktober And nop, I don't know how to do backgrounds yet Leave a comment if you want ;.; “When I came back from the dead-- I don’t know what I was expecting. Maybe a part of me wanted to pick up where I left off. But there you were: a new Robin. It hurt that I was so easily replaced. It probably hurt even worse that you were so good at it you made it look easy. Suddenly I wasn't a robin, I wasn't a sidekick. I was just some screw-up who came back to a life that wasn't his own." -Jason Todd (Robin War)
#jason todd#tim drake#robin#jaytim#red robin#red hood#batfamily#batfam#My Art#timjay#redraw#dc comics
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Midnight Stalker
Summary: a sad Villanelle sneaks into your bed in the middle of the night.
(Little disclaimer: English is not my native language, but I try my best, I promise x.)
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On any given night, while you are sleeping peacefully in your bed, a strange noise wakes you up. At first, you think it was just your imagination and close your eyes again, until, all of sudden, a hot breath hits the back of your neck and someone wraps their arms around your waist...
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You sit up immediately and turn on the nightstand light.
Next, a cry of surprise escapes your lips.
‘‘What are you doing here?!’’
Villanelle is there, lying next to you; looking directly into your eyes with a scowl on her face; as if you were the one bothering her!
‘‘Why are you being so dramatic? You should be glad to see me,’’ she rolls her eyes and sighs. ‘‘I didn't come to kill you, Y/n. At least, not yet.’’
You look her up and down: she's wearing a dark gray two-piece suit. Although it does not seem that she hides any weapons under it, you can never tell with that woman.
‘‘I'll ask again. What. Are. You. Doing. Here?’’
Villanelle rolls her eyes again as she sits up right in front of you. Her face dangerously close to yours. Actually, she seems very tired, almost like she's...sad?
‘‘What? Can't a girl spend a night with her best friend?’’
You sigh and rub your sleepy eyes. Next, you speak in the most assertive way you can manage at this point, trying to keep your composure so as not to make her angry.
‘‘Villanelle, I've told you a million times. We are not friends. We are... nothing. And you can't break into my home in the middle of the night just like that!’’
She looks around the bedroom, as if your little scolding was boring her to death.
Her voice is slightly drier as she speaks again.
‘‘Oh please, Y/n. Don't be such a killjoy. I could have come to kill you instead, wouldn't that be worse?’’
Before she gets you a chance to response, she is already wrapping her arms around your shoulders and makes you lie down again. She snuggles with you, like a baby. You have her blonde hair in your face now. All of this is too surreal to be true.
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‘‘Villanelle... what are you doing?’’
‘‘I know, so cute, isn't it? This is called cuddling. People do it when they're in love, or at least, when they're close. You know, for besties like us.’’ She teases with a hint of playfulness in her voice.
You spend the next few minutes very still, staring at the ceiling, with her body against yours.
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‘‘...Villanelle?’’
‘‘Hmm?’’
‘‘You... okay? I mean, you look...’’ you clear your throat, ‘‘well... you look a bit tired.’’
There is an awkward silence.
Villanelle takes a deep breath before speaking again.
‘‘I'm all but fine, actually. Tired, confused, frustrated...’’ She raises her head off your chest to stare at you. Hers gaze remains as dead and distant as always.
‘‘And... I have a really strong urge to kiss you, right now.’’
There it is: Villanelle and her ability to leave people speechless with her ‘out of place’ comments.
You look down at her face as if to say ‘are you serious?’, to which she responds by nodding very slowly with a mocking pity face.
‘‘Oh, I see. And... you see yourself able to control it?’’ This time it is you who teases her.
‘‘Nop. I don’t think so.’’
And, in a flash, you have her on you, kissing you. At first, it is gently but, feeling not resistance from you, she increases the intensity. She holds your head strongly as she pulls you even closer to her.
The feeling of her tongue in your mouth is more than enough to snap you out of your trance; so after a few seconds, you push her away abruptly.
A little flash of annoyance creeps over her face.
‘‘Come on, Y/n, you obviously like it! You must have felt something. Don't lie to yourself. Just admit you want more.’’ She whispers in a seductive tone of voice, bringing her mouth closer to yours.
‘‘Villanelle, no offense, but right now you're just the crazy stalker who just broke into my home in the middle of the night... You understand how weird this all is?’’
She rolls her eyes and pulls back. She definitely is thinking you're being a pain in the ass right now.
‘‘And you’re the boring one who didn't call the police or shoot me, or anything. You just stayed in your bed, shaking in fear and letting me do whatever I want with you.’’
She enjoys watching your startled face at her words, because, worst of all is that she's right...
What the hell were you thinking?
You jump out of your bed instantly and gesture for her to leave.
‘‘Get out of my home. Now’’ You try to speak with confidence, but everything is so ridiculous that you barely sound convincing to yourself.
The smirk on her face goes wider.
‘‘What, so suddenly you find your voice?’’ She mocks.
‘‘I’m serious, Villanelle. You have 10 seconds to get your ass out of my bed or I’ll call the police.’’
Although you start counting out loud, she stays right where she was, looking straight into your eyes with her annoying smug smirk.
‘‘Go ahead, I'm waiting...’’
You glare at her, skeptical. What the hell is she up to now?
‘‘I just want to know if you'll actually do it or not. So...’’ She encourages you with a wave of her hand.
Her eyes gleam with excitement when she sees how you don't move a muscle.
‘‘And I thought I was the weirdo here...’’ She keeps trying to provoke you.
At last, you step up towards the phone, waiting for her to do something to stop you; but she doesn't.
You grab it and start dialing the number, but not before giving Villanelle a last warning look.
She keeps watching you from your bed, impassive. She is trying to see if you actually have the guts to go through with it.
'Your last chance', you whisper to her with the phone already in your ear. But she doesn't move, she doesn't speak. Her eyes tell you all that there is to say: 'go ahead'.
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Finally, you end up hanging up the phone with a frustrated grunt. She gets away with it, as usual.
Villanelle's face lights up with wicked excitement as you put the phone back where it was.
‘‘Ha! I knew it! I knew you like me so much!’’
You roll your eyes at her.
‘‘Look, you want to stay? Fine; stay. But you have to promise me that you'll be good.’’
She raises an eyebrow. ‘‘Define ‘good’ ’’
‘‘Don’t kill me in my sleep.’’
Villanelle nods, as if she was really considering all this as something serious.
‘‘I can promise no killing... for now. Deal?’’ She smiles like a happy little girl.
You look her up and down once more.
‘‘First, show me that you don't have any hidden weapons.’’
She gives you a mock offended face as, reluctantly, gets out of your bed and opens her jacket for you; showing no hidden weapons under it.
‘‘... Happy?’’
You ignore her and start frisking her from head to toe, to which she responds with a snort.
‘‘Do I have to ... you know, remove my clothes too?’’ She scoffs, but her mischievous mood quickly fades when sees how you keep frisking her in silent.
‘‘Y/n, believe me; if I wanted you dead, you'd be already dead.’’
You keep ignoring her.
Once you’ve made sure she doesn't have any hidden weapons, you go back to your bed, quietly.
Villanelle stands there for a second, then she takes off her jacket and lays down next to you, just like before, with a small, playful smirk on her face.
‘‘I won't kill you, I swear.’’ She whispers in your ear as wraps your waist, holding you close.
She waits for a moment to see if you’ll continue speaking, then speaks up herself again.
‘‘Isn't this nice? No killing, no guns, no knives... nothing dirty at all. Just us, the bed and nothing else.’’
‘‘Oh yes, quite a fairy tale... Now, sleep!’’
‘‘I’m trying...’’ she rests her head on your chest and closes her eyes. ‘‘Your heartbeat is ... loud.’’
At last, it seems like she starts to nod off.
‘‘It's like a drum...’’
Her voice is soft and sleepy, barely above a whisper now. You're not sure if she's even talking to you specifically anymore.
‘‘...Can you feel my heartbeat too? Hmmm...
My heart's beating just for you...’’
#villanelle#villanelle x reader#villanelle one shot#villanelle imagine#villanelle imagines#killing eve#killing eve x reader#killing eve imagine#jodie comer#oksana#oksana astankova
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A fanfiction idea,
where Jason, as the Arkham Knight, is in a suicide squad (without the Joker, cause Jason already killed him) and this squad has to work with the JL.
Batman: "The government wants us to work together with their suicide squad. We're going to work with Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, King Shark, and Deadshot. I can't believe i'm gonna say this, but Captain Boomerang, and someone called Arkham Knight. So far, we don't know the Arkham Knights' real identity because, according to someone, the Arkham Knight just appeared one day in Arkham. Questions?"
Before anyone could say something, the door opened and presented the squad.
"Omg, batsy, can you believe it? Us working together? Can you believe it, Ivy?"
"Hello Harley, as I can see, you're already here. I wanted someone to get you."
"Oh, don't worry, batsy, J-"
"I knew the way here. And Harleen. Code.Names. Or did ya forget what happens when you don't use them?", someone behind the group spoke up. He was short, yet he had a presence where you just have respect. The Arkham Knight. The unknown. Joker's killer. His executioner.
The squad sits down, and someone asks Jason if he could remove his helmet. He does it surprisingly, and Batman freezes.
"..Jason?"
"Hello, Dad.", he spits this word as if it is venom.
"Dad?!"
"What? You don't see the family resemblance? Here's a hint. "I'm the vengeance, but I'll never avenged my son. Instead, I'm gonna replace him, with someone who I'll pretend is him.""
Everyone is just so shocked that they don't move.
"It's okay. You can laugh. It's funny."
Did I get inspired by Azula? Maybe.
Do I regret it? Nop.
#jason todd#dc#batman#suicide squad#harley quinn#poison ivy#dc comics#batfam#deadshot#king shark#captain boomerang#lmao#i'm sick🥲#like really sick#i have tonsillitis#fml#bruce wayne#dick grayson#no happy ending#just angst#joker is dead and was killed by jason#Arkham Knight#avatar the last airbender#azula
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hi!! those sun moon and eclipse keychains, did you sell them at some point, and will you again? :0
Nop, I made these keychains especially for Nia <3. I had thought about making more designs and selling them at some point, but I'm still not sure yet.
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Those Blue Eyes"
Part 2.
(part 1)
"Can you move idiot?" Matt said.
I felt his blue eyes on me.
how could he be such a bastard? He didn't even bother to say hi.
As I walked away from the department, I felt my mind burning. How could he be so rude? Did I do something?.
3:00 pm
I was trying to do some homework when I heard my phone buzzing. It must be Nick.
Nick
heyy girll, do you have any plans for today??
Y/n
hii, nop. I was doing hw, but I wouldn't mind taking a break :)
Nick
Alright, wanna come here to start the science project??
Y/n
on my way.
I was so excited, I dressed up with a white T-shirt and grey pants.
I walked downstairs and grabbed my keys.
While going to Nick's house, I was looking at every building. It was all too different from home. My vision started to get blurred. I missed home. Family. Friends. I haven't been a full week yet, and I already missed home.
When I arrived, I asked myself if I really wanted to be there. Before I could think of an answer, the door opened, and there he was, standing right in front of the door. "Nickkk!" he smiled and stepped away, inviting me to come into the house.
As soon as I passed the door, I could feel his presence, his eyes on me. I felt like I was in another dimension. Why? I don't even like him.
I turn so I can see him sitting on the couch next to Chris. He smiled, and I thought I might pass out. He is such a dickhead but that doesn't stop him from being so fucking pretty.
We sat on the dining table and we all started to take out our books.
"So, here it's says, 'To start, choose a human body system'." Chris says
"I think we should do Digestive sistem, we all know about it and it's the easiest one." I suggested, and they all agreed except Matt. He was quiet, so I looked at him to ask again, and his blue eyes were staring at me. Our eyes met. I know I wasn't the only one who felt the tension in the air. Why in school was he so different? Is he the same person?
"Uh, yeah, sure" He says, as a little smile formed on his face.
We started to search images and information about it.
As we were getting tired, I heard Chirs say, "we should play Mario Kart."
"Suree, I love this game," I said, excited to play, a bit nostalgic because it was my brother and I 's favorite video game.
While playing you could see how good I was. I was killing them. And there faces where priceless.
And when it finished I was so happy, laughing at them, but not in a bad way. They were laughing too, but more because Chris was shocked, he has always been the best and you debated him like nothing.
Soon the sun came down and I knew I had to be early at home so I grabbed my things, and I looked at them, smiling, they looked like they were having a great time, me too, so I thank them and made my way out.
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When I arrived I saw Jess sitting on the couch while looking at her phone.
"I told you it would be easy for you," She whines. I giggle. "So, tell me about it"
"They are triplets, Nick, Chris and Matt.
Nick is so sweet and funny, but Chris is the funniest and weirdest." I laughed."And Matt.. he is so handsome, but I don't really understand him, I know it's the first day I met him, but in school, he is a person, and out of it is another completely different."
"Don't worry, girl, they are men. Nobody understand them." And we both laughed.
When bedtime arrived, I laid down, closed my eyes, and there he was, again.
Those Blue Eyes he got, his brown hair, and the way he could undress you just by looking at you was unique.
And my memory of him staring at me and then smiling was all over my thoughts. I couldn't take it out of my mind.
But then I remembered, tomorrow was my first volleyball practice here. I'm so nervous. What if I don't get with any of my teammates? would they be better than me?
My mind was killing me slowly.
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Matt's Pov
When I first saw her enter the class that day, I was shocked. How is she so beautiful? But damn, she looks stunning.
When the teacher said the project was with groups of four, I looked at Chris and Nick, and they asked if we should ask her to be with us. It was her first day, so I thought she might have no friends yet.
"Hii, my name is Y/n." I tried to look everywhere, avoiding her. I knew that if I looked at she, I might be an hour staring at her.
Later that day, I was walking towards the PE department, and suddenly, I saw her. She can't know that I like her, even if I just met her, and didn't know her last name or her favorite food. "Can you move idiot?" I said. Wow, now she thinks I hate her. Why did I say that? She is not Chris or Nick to talk to her like that.
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Nick said Y/n was coming, so I tried to look as good as I could.
When I saw her pass by the door, my heart started to go faster and faster, but when she looked at me, I pretended that I didn't care, although I had been waiting for this moment all day.
We sat at the diner table, and we started to take out our books.
I couldn't take my eyes off her. I tried, but just couldn't.
"So, here says 'To start, choose a human body system'. " Chris said. "I think we should do Digestive sistem, we all know about it and it's the easiest one." Y/n suggested. I wasn't paying attention to her words because of his beauty. Then, she looked at me like she was going to ask me again. Our eyes met. It was such a beautiful moment. Wait, we are talking, and my brothers are looking at me. "Uh, yeah, sure." I knew she could feel the tension between us.
Then, when we were playing Mario Kars, I was actually shocked. How is she so good at this? She is breaking our three asses. When the race finished, I saw Chris's face and started laughing so much that my stomach hurt. Such a good time.
Then, I watched her leave, a bit sad because it's been a long time since I hadn't laughed that hard.
As I fell asleep, all I could think of was that 5 seconds when our eyes met. Y/n couldn't leave my mind. Why? I barely know her.
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Omgg I'm so excited for what is coming nexttt. :))
hope you liked it.
Remember that my first language is not English, if I have any mistake let me know :)
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#chris x reader#the sturniolos#matt sturniolo x reader#matt sturniolo#sturniolo#chris sturniolo#sturniolo triplets#matthew sturniolo#matthew bernard sturniolo#christopher sturniolo#nicolas sturniolo#christopher owen sturniolo#nick sturniolo#y/n
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