#noooo i want him with eli

[gaybuckybarnesss]

STATION 19 7.01 "This Woman's Work"

[hyukakisses]

-emo beomgyu as your jealous bestfriend to boyfriend!

parings: beomgyu x fem reader

plot: heavily inspired by eli goldsworthy’s manic episode in degrassi, (and very old post i had up on my old account)

warnings: cursing, mentally ill/lovesick oreo gyu, sweet reader who’s a pushover, smut, jealous gyu, bestfriend to lover troupe, beomgyu is a bit toxic, beomgyu corrupts reader, reader is also mentally ill with a low self esteem if you squint, sub reader & dom gyu

“so how do i look?” you’d spin in your outfit you had planned out for the night, making beomgyu’s head shot up from the manga he was reading titled nana

beomgyu’s breath hitches at the back of his throat. “you look pretty really pretty” his big brown eyes trail up and down your frame. “why are you wearing black though? i mean it looks good don’t get me wrong but it’s just so not you”

you’d roll your eyes playfully at his comment, internally squealing at how beomgyu knew you so well. “i know this is going to sound so dumb but the guy i’m going on a date with only really likes goth girls”

beomgyu’s heart dropped to the pit of his stomach at your admission, you’re going out on a date? with a guy? a guy who wasn’t him?

“a date with a guy who doesn’t even like who you are? seriously y/n?” beomgyu did knew you had low self esteem but he didn’t know it was this low—

you’d frown at the blunt response, “i know i know i sound so pathetic but if i don’t mirror the people i like then how can i ever get them to like me?”

the scowl on beomgyu’s face falls, his eyes softening with pity at your words. how could you not see that he was in love with you? the emo boy would literally die for you — no scratch that beomgyu would kill bare hand slaughter anyone who even thought about you in a negative light yet you’re seriously convinced you couldn’t pull anyone with your personality alone?

beomgyu was about to speak up until your phone rings, a message from the mystery man that was outside your house waiting to escort you to a date and this made the manic emo boy’s blood boil

how dare he takes you away from him? how was that fair?

beomgyu groans loudly after waving you goodbye, waiting patiently on your soft fluffy bed resisting the urge to spam your phone with hundreds of messages and phone calls. hating how you chose some stranger over him

was he not good enough? did the black attire scare you off?

the feeling of impulsiveness rushes through beomgyu’s already wrecked headspace, grabbing his cellphone in a hurry. not being able to stop himself from double— no triple texting you in a row.

miss you >:( 8:10 pm

are you having that much fun without me? it’s been two minutes and you haven’t respond telling me how much you miss me too 8:12 pm

i really miss you 8:13 pm

beomgyu let’s out a sigh in frustration, contemplating on the back and forth idea of taking out his anger on your sanrio plushies but he breathes in excitement at the sound of his phone going off.

noooo im not having that much fun without you! i miss you too! 8:13 pm

>:( i hate when you leave me all alone you know 8:13 pm

im sorry ): i’ll make it up to you kay? stay up for me! mwah :3 8:14 pm

MWAH ^_^ <3!! 8:14 pm

WOAH WE KISSED! <3 >:D 8:14 pm

a little bit over a month passes since your night out, and you were currently sobbing on beomgyu’s shoulder. “i-i don’t know what happened i thought everything was going so well but he completely ghosted me when i bought up not wanting anything casual!”

“what’s wrong with me beomgyu? why doesn’t anyone seem to like me after the honeymoon phase? am i that terrible?” you went on a ramble squeezing onto your bestfriend for dear life.

beomgyu couldn’t ignore the slight pang of guilt in his chest as he held you in his arms, knowing how much it would kill you if you found out the reason why you can’t keep a relationship to save your life was because of him. beomgyu’s overbearing clinginess being a huge turn off to any guy you were talking to.

and since you were super trusting of your friend you never really saw how beomgyu was responsible for your bad luck in dating. this cycle resulting in your low self esteem eventually, often leaving yourself to do a lot of self blaming. wondering, going back and forth with your yourself on why things with literally anyone who showed you any romantic interest always went to shit

am i not pretty enough? am i that boring?

“hey hey so what if the guy doesn’t want to take things to the next level with you? the guys a total loser anyway did you see how beat his car was? you’re telling me you want to settle for someone who’s broke?” beomgyu chuckles trying to use humor to lighten up your pitiful mood

you’d sniffle, “b-but did you see the way he looked at me? it felt nice to be liked and not lusted for” and this made beomgyu chuckle to himself, lazily stroking your hair in an attempt to console you.

if only you knew how much beomgyu liked you— no loved you

“and i’m sure there’s ton of guys out there who will like you instead of lusting over you baby” beomgyu grins looking down at your face was buried in his scrawny chest

“r-really?” your head shoots up from the emo boy’s warm embrace, your eyes glimmering hopeful “you really think so gyu? you think anyone could love me?” you always craved beomgyu’s validation and reassurance

another thing you longed for was beomgyu liking you back, but he’s beomgyu and you’re well you’re you—

beomgyu laughs at your cute question, shaking his head causing his shaggy hair to bounce off his head. “are you kidding? of course i think anyone could love you and if they don’t then they’re a total dumbass”

what beomgyu really wanted to say was how he loved you, but the idea of someone as sweet as you dating a total mess of a man like him made the oreo haired boy feel sorry for you

you’d let out a wince, at the feeling of your bestfriend above you stretching out your pink gummy insides. clinging onto the males shoulder blades for dear life. “beomgyu c-can you be more gentle?”

beomgyu softens his blissed out gaze on you, basking in at how tiny you look compared to him and how pretty you looked laid on your back. you reminded the man of a princess.

beomgyu whimpers a nod at your words, his pace slowing down to a gentle rhythm. leaning down to close the gap between you both pulling your soft lips into a sweet kiss savoring the way you tasted like strawberry lip balm.

“does that feel better princess? im not hurting you too much now right?” beomgyu bangs flopped down his eyes making you giggle at the action

“n-no it’s not hurting anymore i feel really good..” you moan sweetly, loving at how beomgyu was checking up on you. “thank you for making sure my first time was with someone who loves me even if it was just in a friend way” you’d smile up at the emo boy bringing him down to your face for a hug

beomgyu mentally face palms, stuffing his face in the crook of your neck. the oreo haired boy drowning into your strawberry pound cake scent, wanting to scream at you in frustration. what kind of virgin takes another virgin’s virginity just because they loved them as a friend? are you really that fucking dumb?

a few weeks by and you had another date with another mystery man, and beomgyu was not happy.

after all the comforting words he told you how could you not see that he was in love with you? how could you possibly throw yourself at any guy who paid you attention?

beomgyu was tired of being nice and patient with you, and without thinking he immediately gets in his car to blow off some steam. imagining the hands belonging to your date dragging its way to your figure, cringing at the idea of you underneath another man cumming around his cock and such

beomgyu was so lost in the idea of you abandoning him for this new guy he didn’t realize he was driving straight into a tree, his eyes widening before the world around him went dark

“you came” beomgyu weakly smiles waking up as he senses you grabbing onto his hand

you’d sniffle back a few tears, seeing your bestfriend in such horrible condition and this made you feel very guilty. maybe if you were at home with beomgyu he wouldn’t have felt so bored at the house and he wouldn’t have gotten into his car resulting in his accident

“of course i came, i came as soon as i heard” fat tears fall down your face in relief when you examine beomgyu’s cuts face and saw that his cute weren’t severe. but the mere thought of beomgyu leaving you was too much

“im so sorry i should have never went out tonight— i should have just stayed indoors with you playing that stupid video game you like what what was it?” you cried trying to remember

“dead by daylight” beomgyu laughs at your crying state

“yes that! i’ve been so self absorbed i didn’t stop and realize that you need to come first im really sorry beomgyu” you’d rabble going into a fit of sobs, blaming yourself over and over again for this happening

“it’s okay seriously i just have a few cuts that’s all” beomgyu assures you, showing off the bandages around his body

“i know but i still feel so guilty..”

“don’t be”

you’d wipe your tears away with a dry laugh, “i don’t even know why i continue to go onto these dates when it’s you i want to be with” you’d admit blushing profoundly

“you what?”

“im sorry terrible timing i know but i almost lost you tonight so i might as well come clean” you’d laugh more genuine this time

“i like you too”

“you what?”

“you heard me, just shut up and help me home will you?”

a/n: this made me miss my ex.. enjoy enjoy

[resident-dumb-fuck]

richard iii dashboard simulator. i thought it would be funny and here we are

🐗halfhearteddickjoke

what if i caused problems on purpose <3

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🐗halfhearteddickjoke

oh no... i cant believe the king is having my brother killed... oh noooo

#FUCK YOU GEORGE

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💥ladyanne Follow

man i miss my husband and father in law

🐗halfhearteddickjoke

hey

💥ladyanne

shut the fuck up you literally killed them??? get off my post

🐗halfhearteddickjoke

can i try rizzing you up

💥ladyanne

um. sure?

🐗halfhearteddickjoke

PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE

💥ladyanne

i can't believe i'm saying this but this is kind of working.

🧍‍♂️gentleman-retainer

anyone else in this thread smoke weed

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🌹lancaster-official Follow

you all suck.

@/elizabeth-woodville your son will die and you will be deposed and youre gonna die SAD and ALONE.

@/river-severn @/dorset-sheep and @/billhastings you're gonna get executed

@/halfhearteddickjoke hm. FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU. nobody hang out with this conniving bitch i hate him i hate him so much and i am three seconds away from killing him constantly.

🐦fuckinghim Follow

get off tumblr margaret we're in court

🌹lancaster-official

he's not gonna want you as his boytoy forever

🐦fuckinghim

WE'RE NOT EVEN IN A RELATIONSHIP??????

🌹lancaster-official

i've seen you talk to him. i know what you are

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🗼mr-london-tower Follow

just heard george duke of clarence say "snork mimi" aloud i'm gonna [remembers that suicide jokes do nothing for my mental health] request to be moved away from guarding his cell

🗼mr-london-tower

update: so it turns out the malmsey wine is unusable, for related reasons to this man.

#fuckin. dead body in the malmsey. cant have nice things around here #i hate my job so bad

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eddie-baby-deactivated

yayyy everybody is friends now :)

🐗halfhearted-dick-joke

dude you literally killed clarence??? you cant be having other people making friends youre a murderer

eddie-baby-deactivated

WHAT THE FUCK I THOUGHT I CANCELED THAT ORDER???

🐗halfhearted-dick-joke

you killed that guy man what the fuck. you cant be doing that

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👗elizabeth-woodville Follow

I regret to inform you all that the king has died.

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✨cecily-not-sicily Follow

dude my sons GOTTA stop dying. this is so fucked.

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🐗halfhearteddickjoke

i do so love to cause problems on purpose :)

#sorry to any family members of lords rivers, vaughan, and grey. um. you will not be seeing them anymore! <3

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🐦fuckinghim Follow

preteens are so scary for no reason??? had to interact with two for work and like. they suck so bad. "i fear no uncles dead" shut the fuck up you smartass little shit. also had to explain to them the history of the tower of london which. i don't fucking know that shit! i don't know who built the tower of london! it sure as fuck wasn't julius caesar!

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#️⃣billhastings Follow

SOMEONE has got to stop waking me up in the middle of the night to hear their dreams

#️⃣billhastings

oh what the fuck.

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🍓bishop-ely Follow

crazy day at work today

#never go outside to get strawberries worst mistake of my life #came back in the room and they were accusing hastings of witchcraft. like sure yeah i guess

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🐦fuckinghim Follow

richard duke of gloucester should be king because not only are edward v and richard duke of york illegitimate but also so was edward iv. also richard duke of gloucester is just. kind of an all around good guy! as opposed to edward iv who ah. how do i put this in a manner that isn't horribly offensive. yeah okay figured it out. not a great person! unpleasant to be around!

also if you wanna know what was up with hastings he was a traitor don't worry about it.

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💥ladyanne Follow

RICHARD. RICHARD WHEN I CATCH YOU RICHARD. WHAT DO YOU MEAN KING OF ENGLAND

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🐦fuckinghim Follow

shit dude that one vine wasn't lying. what the fuck richard

#i have to leave immediately. jesus fucking christ man.

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🐗halfhearteddickjoke

yay king of england :) i will be very good at this i feel

#everybody's always like "what the fuck richard you can't kill two kids" or "why would you do that" and never like "was it fun having those preteens killed. it looked fun"

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🐗halfhearteddickjoke

wow everything is going so bad. what the entire shit @/fuckinghim

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🐦fuckinghim Follow

ughhh margaret was right. NOT ABOUT THE BOYTOY THING

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®️henry-twoder-or-something Follow

hi ive been here the whole time. ive done the math and i do technically have a claim to the throne :)

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🐗halfhearteddickjoke

i cant believe im saying this but i did just have an ebenezer scrooge moment. god i hate it here.

#maybe i am a bad person

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wow richard has died :) i cant believe i am the king now! yayyyy

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🚣‍♂️resident-dumb-fuck Follow

final message from op! sorry everyone. im so annoying about this forever

[lostonehero]

PLEASE elaborate on the werewolf Elias idea omfg

That sounds so interesting

Hope you're ready for a lore dump

So Elias 7th born werewolf actually a big terrifying wolf during the full moon

Problem

Elias can not grow facial hair and has little to no body hair, which is incredibly rare, and he's thin and small, which again is abnormal for a natural born werewolf first off, so he is easily mistaken as human

Second fears are entirely separate from this supernatural side so Jonah has no fucking idea about any of it and thinks it's fake and doesn't exist because again removed from the fears or the fears have a bastardized version of the creature (ex stranger changling hunt wolf end vampire etc etc)

Jonah doesn't choose who his eyes get placed in the Beholder does (this is cannon to my fics fight me) so the whole things happens and Elias isn't dead surprise they are sharing a body. Jonah doesn't let Elias have control.

Jonah gets settled and can't marry Peter because Elias is born male. Move in together in the span of two weeks.

(Fun fact another cannon to my fics. Jonah is originally a Trans man. I just wanted to put that out there)

Elias is throwing alarm bells as it gets closer and closer to the full moon. Jonah thinks he is crazy and doesn't understand why he isn't gone yet.

Peter likes that Elias is in their, spices things up, but he does roll with the werewolf thing and uses every version of a puppy nickname.

Elias is basically trying to force himself in control and tries amd fails to get Jonah to get Peter to leave right until the moon rises

The morning after comes

Elias has control

Jonah is fucking confused and slightly scared to see everything a mess Peter has bloody bandages on.

"I told you to eat more, but noooo I'm the fucking crazy one." Elias huffs as he puts a pair of boxers on in the mess. "I'm crazy werewolves aren't real. Like here's your fucking proof asshat."

Jonah is too stunned to fight back for control, which he won't get until Elias lets him

"I haven't turned anyone since I was born and you fucking ruined that." Elias finds his phone through the mess and dials a number he knows by heart. "Hush up you damn vic- edwardian cunt." He sighs. "No, Oliver, I wasn't talking to you. Look, it's complicated. I'll text you the address, and yes, I did turn someone, but like, I'm also possessed by one Jonah Magnus.... yes, I know.... well how the fuck was I suppose to know I would get his eyes? Ok... yeah, that would be great. No, I can clean up. You don't have to help it's not as bad as I thought.... yeah that would be nice... what do I owe you? Don't give me that just because... fine, fine, you're right... thanks, man."

Time passes Peter is carried into bed and tea is placed on the bedside table and the apartment is cleaned before there is a knock.

"You got an end avatar to help us?" Jonah stares at Oliver, who answers the door.

Elias sighs heavily. "He's not just an end avatar, Jonah. Oliver is a vampire he was turned around the black death, and not one of the fear ones. Sorry, I'm still getting used to sharing a body. You can come in. I just finished cleaning, Peter is inside in bed, but he still hasn't woken up. He just got the fever yaknow."

Oliver steps in holding up two large bags. "I got all the stuff you need for yourself and him. You look like shit."

"Thanks." Elias sighs, taking a bag. "The asshole wouldn't listen when I said eat more, and I just barely started to get a bit of fat on my body too. That's gone. At least I know all his suit fittings are ruined."

Oliver sighs, but it sounds like a wheeze. "I'll look over Peter for you. Hopefully, he isn't having a bad reaction to the bite. Oh yeah, let our group know the whole deal with Jonah and sharing a body. I also got the paperwork started for Peter when he feels well enough to well you know grip what happened."

Elias nods. "Yeah, I get it."

Jonah has no idea what is going on and is freaking out

This entire conversation Jonah is freaking out and Elias is just ignoring him

[grossillygirl]

omg. i had a dream that a guy took my virginity like when he thought i was a asleep but i was awake and he started by putting his hand on my ass and whispering ely lightly that hes been really wanting to feel my ass, bit i thought i misheard and left it alone. then he like sqeueezed and rubbed his cock on me and i realised he likeeee dod it on purpose. then he um yeah put it in and flipped me to my tummy and started fucking me but i stopped him and made him tske it out and adked if his urm precum came out yet idk why😭 i didnt wanna get preggers i guess

Thennnn i sucked it a little bit and urm used my hand tk get him off and licked the precum off him and stuff, gave him headd and then he put it back in after and it felt so good😭 u guys it felt PHENOMENAL. but then the next day i was like OMG WHAT HAPPENED and he was fine and chill and i was like.... NOOOO cus hes younger than me (18 obvs) and actually i know this guy irl😭 as in ive just seen him around a few times and ik who he is. i havent gad a sex deeam in a while wtf

[im-on-your-side-always]

Thoughts on For All Mankind 4x10

- lee!!

- can we finally get rid of miles?

- didn’t need to see him vomit tbh

- margo back to sleeping in a office 🥺

- fuck you, irina!!

- feels like eli has a bit of a crush on irina

- margo being wary af of her now

- noooo margo doesn’t even know about sergei

- and aleida doesn’t know either

- margo wanting to make sure he is safe because irina is in houston. i’m going to be sick.

- oh no, aleida is going to find out now?

- aleida knows 😭😭

- I just want to hug her. you can fee the anger and grief through the screen.

- oh no aleida is back

- and she wants them to go to margo’s office

- fuck. i’m heartbroken for margo

- yessss, margo confronting irina 🔥🔥

- i’m gonna repeat myself. fuck you, irina!!

- that single tear. bye. 😭😭

- why are they cutting to miles now?? we want to stay with margo!!

- dani just knowing ed is involved. love it. 😂

- HI BOB

- margo and aleida scene 😭

- von braun mention

- and margo is crying again. i can’t 😭😭😭

- fighting in space. I love that.

- so palmer is going to die?

- well, or not. 😂

- goldilocks on the way to Mars. yes!!

- can that guy just shut up for once?

- Irina accusing aleida of adding the second code. And giving orders to Eli? I THINK NOT!

- MARGO

- look at margo sacrificing everything again. this time for aleida. 😭😭

- dani just got shot??

- oh, Kelly is also with them. completely forgot about her.

- margo getting arrested. well, it’s better than returning to Russia.

- margo and aleida hug 😭😭

- irina better be facing consequences!!

- margo voice over. i’m going to cry again.

- so lee’s wife is finally on mars 😂

- and we’re in 2012!

- midnight city is such a good song choice

- and we didn’t lose an og. love that for us.

[xoxo-bunnydumpling]

Always an adventure at your local library...

Went to see my husband at work, to show him some cute lil rompers I picked for our daughter (we're both obsessed with her okay?) and a tiny little dude rocked up to him sounding so dejected. He was a talking pout on two legs.

"Mr. Eli..."

"Well, hi! What can I do for you today?"

"I want a book"

My husband, testing the limits of his nearly 45-year-old knees, crouches down. "As luck would have it, you're in the right place for that"

"But...Mr. Eli..."

"Sir?"

"There's tooooo manyyyyy!"

"Oh buddy, I know that feeling! Let's see if I can help."

Later this same kid came up to me while I was carrying my daughter around, waiting for my husband to get done with some Boss Things and asked me "can the baby get down?"

"Like...get down, boogie wonderland?" I take her chunky hand and do a little noodle dance to emphasize my very silly question. "Looks like a yes!"

He laughs and noodles, we noodle with him and then he finally says "noooo, can she walk yet?"

"Kinda"

He looks very thoughtful for a moment, and says maybe I should hold her because his little sister is a baby like her and SHE bumped her head on the coffee table. There's lots of tables in here. "A spot on her head is ugly colors, but it will go away soon."

"Aww, a bruise?"

"Blue and black and green?"

"That's called a bruise, buddy."

"Like a banana!"

"Yeah!"

Then he asked me where I got her from.

"I'm her mama."

"Is her daddy at work? Mine is, he drives a BIG truck at Walmart!"

"That is EXTREMELY cool." I look over at the desk where my husband has his moderately irritated face on and is trying so hard not to slap a computer in front of a group of curious little onlookers. He sees me watching him, fixes his face, and waves. "Her daddy is right over there, actually. See?"

He follows my pointer finger and proceeds to flip shizz when he realizes who I'm pointing at.

"MR. ELI? IS HER DADDY? I DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS ALLOWED TO HAVE BABIES!"

I have no idea what he meant by that and I really wish I'd asked.

[hibiscussoupbowl]

Yk what ive already made all my statements abt the teen wolf movie on instagram but imma say it here

As much as i love and breath teen wolf, its not the perfect show which is fine bc recognizing that is what makes its good. The thing is the movie? Godawful. The one thing i can appreciate is that the movie had an opening and the graohic design was cool

My problems with it?

-the plotline being abt allison. I think alisson (is it allison or alisson?) Is a fine character especially in s3, however, you killed her off. That whole s3 ending was abt her dying and isaac leaves BECAUSE of allison dying. Now ur gonna reopen that plotline that was TIED OFF? Ur not even gonna get stiles or isaac back into play even tho theyre arguably the most important for that season. And ur not gonna tell us how s6 ended??? Even with a flashforward of 2 years??

-the fbombs. Im sorry, what? U make a show that doesnt use f bombs at all and u make it creepy and horror but when u make the movie thats r rated meaning u can go even harder... u use it on fbombs? Might i add in the worst way possible. "Darkness motherfucker" wow. It just sounds so cringey. Either use it once meaningfully or dont drop one at all. U managed to make s3 be creepy without it do it again

-why the absolute fuck was liam in japan. By the hour and a half mark that question wasnt explained and it never was. Him and this girl hikari (whos gr8 actually) are just in japan and i guess own a bar??? I dont even know what they are to eachother let alone how they ended up there. I only knew that they love eachother bc they say that in jpn but like still??? Is it a sibling ily or a were dating and ily?

-the actors. Im sorry but if ur gonna get all these actors like masons and parrish and malia and whoever but u give them like what one line? Mason had legit like 2 lines in that movie. And u dont even know how he beacme a police officer! He just is! And they dont even say anything abt corey??? U could easily get his actor i know he aint doin anything rn. Liam and hikari? Also have like 3 lines in the movie

-personal thing lol but not everyone looks good with a beard and a shaved head

-lydia and stiles. Just bc u coudnt get dylan obrien cuz hes like the most succesful does NOT mean u just break up the couple that u built for six. seasons. You couldve said literally anything you couldve said stiles was dealing with some fbi shit or another supernatural disaster. Lydia having the dream? Tragic but stiles wouldnt have cared bc he loves her and wouldve just wanted to be with her forever.

-how can u not tell us who elis mother is. We ALLLL wanna know who derek banged im sorry but he slept with the enemy like three times and with his history and family history everyone just wants to know who it was.

-dereks death. WHAT THE FUCK this man survived a *pipe* going thru his back for like 10 minutes and survived, got brutally slashed and survived and ur telling me he died by magical fire. Sure teen wolf sure.

-if ur gonna introduce a character like alec in the season finale, bring him into play somehow recast him idc but do smt. Even nolan! Someone !

-what was with the whole nogitsune temple thing?? It was so... not scary at all and it looked bad. Like idk it was just so kiddy. Like oh noooo we re trapped bc we re tied to a pole with rope -_-

-sorry but again why continue a plotline that has been tied off? And not continue with the one that was open ended when u cant even get the significant actors for the s3 plotline? Bring daniel sharman into play, medicis over he has the freetime.

-malia and scott breaking up is also stupid bc again they were "endgame" and they had no reason to break up other than the fact that allison was alive again and for plot reasons.

-harrison coming back was so stupid i was so glad they killed him off even tho i guess they never found his body. I was hoping

-are argent and melissa not dating anymore? Its been like 3 months since ive seen the movie so i dont rememeber that but if they arent, why are the writers/producers, whoever, so desperate to break up everything great they had goin at the end of the show.

The interesting parts of the movie were

-the intro

-elis backstory with his dad, except why would u hate derek its literally tyler hoechlin

-and scott having an animal clinic bc i think thats funny

[astralbulldragon13]

Dancing Along the Edge of the Blade

(Dancing angst story number 2. Some light blood and angst in this one, too)

Blade sighed as she closed the door behind her, blinking to reorient herself. She had just returned home from a charity event that Lord Eli made her attend. She hated events like these, with all the pageantry and forced socializing.

All Blade wanted was to enjoy a drink and dance the night away. But noooo, she has to shmooze with the investors, brand dealers, and other big-names. She hated all of it, especially when some of the older men got… handsy with her. They never tried anything because they knew what her father would do but that didn’t fix the hurt she felt when it happened.

Blade kicked off her shoes into the corner with a grumble. Damn high-heels, she wished she could just wear her usual boots instead, but of course not, it has to be those stupid, designer heels, even when she was already six feet tall!

“Blade?” called a quiet voice from the shadows of her apartment.

The light hero lifted her head at the sound of that familiar voice, a smile crossing her face. She straightened and looked towards the source of the voice.

The young men that appeared was a bit shorter than her, with scruffy dark hair and unshaven face. He had a little scar on his right eye. His hands were tucked in the pockets of his hoodie, and he was, in Blade’s opinion, was absolutely adorable.

“You called? He asked with his gentle stutter.

She walked over to him and pulled him into a tight embrace. Dark froze at the sudden embrace, his arms pulled close to his body. She knew he was unsure then it comes to physical contact, but she needed a hug.

“Um… Blade? Are you alright?” Dark asked as she leaned back to look at him.

She sighed and shook her head, her hands squeezing his shoulders. “No… I’m not, really.”

Dark tilted his head to the side like a confused puppy. “Is there a way I can help you feel better? I mean, you’re always making me feel better…”

She sighed and smiled, moving back to look at Dark. “Yes. Would you dance with me?”

Dark’s face turned pink at the question. “W-Wait, really? B-But… but I don’t know how.”

Blade just giggled. “I can teach you. We won’t do anything crazy.”

Dark nervously looked at her, but nodded. He may not have had any skills in this action, but if there was no one else there, he could try.

Blade connected her phone to a speaker and started with something slow. She turned back to Dark, taking his hands and showing him where they go. The poor boy almost looked terrified at the thought of putting his hand on her waist.

She taught him a simple two step, Dark barely looking up from her feet. Blade was tempted to make a joke about him trying to look down the bodice of her dress, but the poor man was trying not to go into cardiac from being so close to her.

As the night when on, the music got a little faster, and she taught him to spin her and everything just felt right, but there was a tugging sensation in her chest as the song changed to something slower, acoustic.

"Blade?" Dark asked as he tipped her into a dip that she wasn't sure she taught him.

"Yes, Dark?"

"Is this real? I... I almost feel like this is too good to be true."

Blade smiles sadly as Dark gave her another spin and pulled her close, with her back against his chest. "I..." Her words were cut off when she felt the sensation of something going through her chest.

"What have you done?" screamed a dark voice as she felt her mouth fill with the taste of blood.

The Hero of Light opened her eyes to find the hilt of her own weapon, her Sword of light in her hands, the glowing blade going through her chest, blood dripping down her torso and staining her white uniform. She could feel Dark's body behind her struggling, as the weapon went through his body as well.

Once he had jerked himself free from the weapon they both collapsed to their knees. Her hand reached up to touch where her body was pierced, the red staining her hand. She could feel her body being cradled, so she looked up at the face of she had fallen for, it had become more gaunt over the past five years. His eyes were flickering from a burning red to that familiar pale blue.

She reached up and caressed his face, feeling the stubble scratch her exposed fingers as the blue in his eyes returned and held. "I... love... you..." Blade's hand fell from his cheek and landed on the ground with a heavy thud.

Everything was going black now, and it felt... peaceful. This felt better now, like someone wrapped a thick, weighted blanket over her body and it all just washed away.

[gemini-sensei]

If They Look | Eli Moskowitz x Chubby!Reader

Prompt: in a hotel room,  up against the window overlooking a busy city. (from this list.) CW: rough sex, degradation kink, semi-public sex, name calling (slut), pseudo-voyeurism? ig, implied sweet aftercare.

A trip away from everyday life was never a bad idea. Going into the city seemed like a fun thing to do, just to spend some time in a new environment, relax in a hotel room, and not have to worry about the responsibilities of life; a day walking the streets or through a park, some time in the hotel hot tub and watching the night sky, and cuddling up in a big fancy bed. It sounded like a dream. It wasn't luxury, but it was enough.

The last thing Reader had in mind when planning the little trip was having her tits squished against the window as her pussy gets pounded from behind, but she's not complaining.

Her hands brace against the glass, feebly attempting to claw at it as she overlooks the city below her. Her heart is racing, but she can't hear it in her ears over her loud moans as Eli hits her g-spot repeatedly. "Oh god! Right there! Right there, please!"

"You like this?" he asks, tone mean and degrading. His grip on her hips is hard, fingertips digging into her tender fat. With each thrust, his hips slam into her ass and makes her belly jiggle as it hangs below her. Her tits would normally swing with it, but they were smushed against the window, likely leaving smudges of her nipples on the glass. "Anyone could look up and see you, you slut. Do you want that?"

Her walls squeezed around him, but she shook her head. He smacked her ass hard and she cried out.

"I think you're lying to me, because this sweet pussy doesn't lie and you're gripping me so hard, babe," he grunts. He looks down at the street below them, seeing the people walking by, unaware of their existence. It's midday, the sun shining down on the city, making it so easy to be spotted. "I think you want someone to look up here and watch as you get your slutty, fat cunt fucked."

"Noooo!" she whines, trying to look back at him. However, he grabs her hair and makes her look out the window.

"What do you see, huh? Tell me who's gonna look up here and see your fat tits." With the thought of someone seeing her, his thrusts get harder. His grip tightens on her hip and in her hair, his nails scrapping against her scalp. "Who's down there?"

"I-I don't-"

"Tell me."

She watches the people pass, her cunt squeezing tight as her juices drool down her inner thighs. She sees so many people walking, knowing their hotel is on a busy road in the heart of the city. Her breath fogs up the glass and she has to wipe it away. "There's businessmen..."

"Uh huh, probably out to lunch. Bet you wanna give them a show to enjoy with their meal." Her hot pussy gushes and she moans. "Hell yeah, you want them to watch as I fuck this pretty cunt, huh?"

He pushes her feet apart further, making her lean into the window more. She moans as her hard nipples begin to hurt, barely touched and in desperate need of attention. Instead, they're stuck between her and the glass under a lot of pressure they've never felt before. She whines, watching the people pass by without even thinking of looking up. Why would they when they have places to be? But the thought alone makes her cunt pulse.

"I'm gonna come!" she cries out, trying to push back against his thrusts, but she doesn't have the footing for it. She's at his mercy, clit throbbing with need. "Please, can I come?"

"Yeah," he tells her, slapping her ass again. His own movements speed up, cock throbbing. "You can come. Come for everyone to see."

She reaches down and touches her poor, ignored clit. In seconds, she's coming, squirting hot liquid on the window glass. It splashes, wetting her legs and the floor, and making a complete mess. She cries out with a loud moan, saying exactly what he likes to hear. "Oh Eli! Yes yes yes! Eli!!!"

He grunts and ruts into her, fucking her through the orgasm that has her eyes rolling up. Then he comes, pressing into her hard and pushing her into the window. Her belly and tits squish against the glass, on display for anyone below to see, and he holds her hips tightly, pressing her ass to him. His cock throbs with each rope of hot cum he gives her. He drops his head on her shoulder and curses.

"Fuck, baby, knew you'd love this. You're a dirty fucking slut, my dirty slut... getting off on this shit. Fuck, I love it!"

He laughs and starts kissing her shoulder as he tapers off. The last few spurts shoot off in her and he begins to soften, which is when he starts to pull out. He keeps ahold of her firmly as she whimpers, resting against the glass for stability now more than anything. Once he slips out of her, a rush of cum leaks out and catches on her clit, a glob of it falling to the floor.

He pulls her away and picks her up, carrying her over to the bed. She doesn't want to let go of his neck as he tries to pull away from her, so he kisses her sweetly and hums. "You did so good, baby. So good..."

His hand roams her body, groping her fat tits and belly as she relaxes on the soft linen. He gives her a few more kisses before pulling away and going to the window. His half soft cock hangs between his legs and he smirks as he pulls the curtains shut.

[double-a-sideblog]

"Sunny, is that you?" Raymond calls from the kitchen, still hovering over a hot saucepan of pasta, adding his own concoction of seasoning to the bowl.

"Yeah, dad, I brought Klaus too. Is that okay?"

"Ah!" He exclaims, immediately leaving his station to go greet his boys. "Klaus, it's lovely to see you again. How have you been, kid?"

"Yeah, good, thanks. How are you?" He replies as if reciting a script he'd spent days learning.

"I'm doing well, thank you. You two get into any trouble at school today?"

"Noooo, dadddd, we're like, the smartest people in the grade, we don't have time for fights and stuff." Poseidon objects in a whiney tone. Ormr cracks a smile, knowing damn well he's lying to his father's face. Not necessarily about the intellect part, though... "Can he sleepover?"

"Does he have a change of clothes?"

"No, but I'm happy to share mine."

"I'm not sure if he'd like that..." Raymond eyes his son's terrible choice in friendship. "You own a lot of... Skirts, and whatnot."

"He doesn't care. Do you, Klaus?"

"No." He replies, blunt and tired. He's never been a fan of being spoken about like he isn't in the room. "I don't care, Mr Delito, it's- It's fine."

"Well," he mumbles, looking back to check on dinner. "Ah... You kids. Yes, alright, have you had dinner, Klaus?"

"No, not yet, but I'm not that hungry."

"Nonsense. I'll serve you a dish as well. Go do your homework, Sunshine, I'll call you two when it's done."

"Thank youuuuuu!" He calls, already half way up the stairs.

"It's like an older you."

"What, my dad?"

"Yeah."

"I mean, I guess." He sounds a little hurt about the idea. He loves his father, but he wants to be seen as him. Not a younger version of the guy who raised him. "Anyway! Here, you can take your pick." He opens his cupboard doors to reveal a handful of dresses, skirts, tanks and only a few pants and ordinary t-shirts. Ormr grabs whatever is immediately in front of him, a tank and long skirt. Poseidon picks out a sundress. The two change, facing away from each other. Having grown up practically sewn to the hip, they didn't have to worry much for privacy.

"I imagined your cupboard would look like that. You don't own any pajamas, though. Figured youd have some hello kitty stuff, or something."

"Nahhh, no point in PJs. Sort of a waste of money. And I mean," he goes quiet, "We don't exactly have money to waste." It only takes him a second to return to his bubbly facade. "Plus, I look way better in this than I ever would in some sweatpants. Right?"

Klaus doesn't reply. But Poseidon had never expected him to.

"We've got two exams next week. Have you studied?"

Poseidon clicks his tongue in annoyance.

"Why can't we ever just hang out? It's always work with you. Maybe I just want to talk for once."

"If we "just talked" whenever you wanted, we'd both fail school."

Poseidon hums sadly in response.

"Okay."

Klaus is quiet. Looking him over with his icy blue eyes. Staring him down as if he had to remember what he looked like for the rest of his life. It's the way his lips purse slightly- Still smiling, of course, he never seems to stop- that sets him off. Gives him what he needs to know to tell that he's on the brink of another episode. Finally, he coughs up, pulling whatever genuine tone he can muster to his aide.

"What do you want to talk about, then?"

Poseidon knows it's not genuine. It never is. But it's the fact he still tries. Whether or not caring is his intention, he still pretends. And that's all he's ever needed. He cracks into a large, toothy grin, his freckles pulling up as his lips do.

"What about Connor, from Economics? He's sort of cute. I think he's into Emily, though."

"Or Sarah," he tunes in. "I saw how he looked at her on Tuesday. Like he wanted nothing more than to kiss her. You'd be better off with Eli. He's definitely attracted to you."

"What do you mean? He told you? He seemed rather... Well... Homophobic, to me."

"He follows you around like a lost puppy. All that bigotry is just him covering up the glass closet he lives in."

"Hm. What do you think it'll take to break it?"

"Just ask him out. He'd probably cry on the spot."

Poseidon jumps onto his bed, slamming himself down in joy. How good it feels to talk like people. Even when he's intolerable, when he insists on being unkind and hurtful, he reminds himself that stuff like this is what he stays for. He notices everything. Everyone. There's nothing that seems to slip by him. And it's times like this that he lets him in on it. When he feels like he's part of something bigger. When he feels like he's really connected to him.

"Anything else?"

"What if I was a girl???" He blurts out, pulling whatever conversation topics he can to keep him from opening his book and studying.

"What?"

Poseidon stares at his ceiling, unmoving. Unsure where the idea had even come from.

"I don't know. What if you were a girl? What if we were both girls? What if nobody was a girl?"

Ormr knits his brows. It's complicated when he just... Talks. He can't decipher what's true or what's just words falling from his mouth as fast.

"It's fine if you want to be a girl. I don't want to be one."

"No!" He protests. "No, it's not... Like, I don't know. I don't want to be a girl. But I don't think I'd care if I was."

"Okay. Well... You'll... Figure it out, I guess."

"Maybe. Would you still like me if I was a girl?"

"I don't like you now."

Poseidon laughs, and Ormr smirks a little in response.

"No, you don't."

[papirouge]

I’ve stopped caring what my dad says about protesting and how he thinks it’s stupid to get arrested protesting at the universities because “your life becomes so hard after that arrest goes on your record” because the bigger picture is something he doesn’t want to see. Most boomers cannot handle that the reality of the future for us is grim without drastic fighting and change. They know they’ll be dead soon

But I can’t stop shaking at the horrors that happened in the tents of Rafah. And that now that the Israeli president is now getting called for HIS arrest, he responds by more violence. Clearly nothing will stop him unless someone like the CIA assassinates him.

No offense to you dad, but did he forget what his own generation did back in his youth?

I know Alzheimer is a bitch, but the selective memory collection of older generation and their own youth activism is very embarrassing. I actually find zoomer very tame in comparison to gen X (those who were teens during the late 90s/early 00s) and even boomer who were popping pills like there's no tomorrow, engaged in straight up satanic cults, and polylove sects in the 70s. But noooo zoomers are actually very dangerous because....*checks notes* they are protesting against a genocide.

I wouldn't trust the word of people who most likely have only a decade to live on this world. The consequences won't be the same for them.

I think I already made a post about it but I'll forever side eye the hypocrites who during c0vid were arguing how it unfair to label all the anti lockdown protestors as "far right" or "white supremacists", have no issue calling all of those protestors "hamas supporters" (hi Dr. Eli David!). The mask of many former anti lockdown freedom fighters really slipped off the moment it came to anti Zionist protests. They hopped on the side of the same oppressive power that brutalized them 4 years before... Suddenly the police was "right" to arrest & brutalize people exercising their freedom of speech because antisemitism/islamist/Hamas supporter... Those people were never about freedom, they were about to have their own way under any excuse.... They are disgusting & fake and I'd advise anyone to never take seriously any of what they say any more.

BTW, isn't it funny how no one came up with the "antichrist" accusations against Netanyahu? 🙃 this dude checks out a bunch of boxes : martyring Christians (in their own churches), hounding, mass deporting & killing anyone on its way under the premise of providing world peace.... Conservatives called Obama the anti Christ for much less....jeez I wonder whyyyyy... ah yes, white people/conservatives casual racism of being suspicious of someone sense or morality based on their skin color lol

[acaplaya-musings]

Voiceplay Visuals: Trapped - Billie Eilish In 3 Minutes

I don't even know how Voiceplay came up with the kidnapping idea for their Panic Medley, let alone what made them revisit it for a Billie Eilish medley (over a year later, in October 2019), but I'm certainly not complaining - the videos are brilliant and give me a lot to talk about, so let's go!

Same outfits as the Panic Medley! They really paid a lot of attention to detail in this video, in almost every way (more on that in a bit)

So basically the van breaks down (I don't think kicking it will help, Earl!), and they can't get cell service

Yep, no service/signal! Also, see how the date is listed as July 12? Part 1 of the Panic medley was released on July 14!

...seems legit

A house with no lights on inside where the door opens before you can even knock? Not creepy or suspicious at all, nothing to worry about! /s

Aaaaand now the door has closed by itself and you're trapped in there. Well done, great job 👏

Layne is the first to get taken, but it's so quick and subtle that you might not notice it at first! See the gloved hand above his left shoulder?

Now you see him, now you don't! (But seriously, very clever editing/camerawork, definitely at least a little bit creepy!)

"make your girlfriend mad type, might seduce your-" *CLANG*

Shoutout to a commenter for noticing this because I did not notice this AT ALL otherwise. Look at this screencap, look at the floor in the background. Notice anything? Or rather, anyone?

Poor guy, literally the last man standing and he doesn't want to be

I cannot help but laugh at J singing while being dragged slowly across the floor (especially when it's more likely than not that he was probably actually literally dragged slowly (but carefully) across the floor for this scene 😂)

And that's why Eli starts out this video wearing his glasses, but isn't wearing them in the Panic Medley!

He really does look so pretty here, but also this brings me to the "almost" bit of my attention-to-detail comment earlier. Let me remind you what Geoff's hair looked like in the Panic Medley:

Not only is it styled differently, but it's also a little bit longer in the Bille Eilish Medley video. But hey, I gotta respect/appreciate Geoff's dedication to no longer getting haircuts! Apparently he first started skipping them around the time that Kathy fell pregnant, but at some point it surely went from a "haircuts aren't a priority right now" thing to a "deliberate choice" thing. And I love it, and I will stan for all eternity.

Noooo not the face!

Kidnappers really said "we're making Geoff the main character here lol"

And that's Billie Eilish in 3 minutes! Many more very fun videos to come, believe me!

[imfirequeen]

The wettest cat alive

He's so pathetic even his dad didn't want him. Failed to even drink himself to death and somehow ended up kidnapping a kid and now he's a fuckin dad??? He's just a kid he's like 17. He's blown up a meth lab have I mentioned that? He's blind in his right eye so yea the hair isn't a fashion statement. He lives off of chicken nuggets and he's so gay. Pathetic little guy gonna get kidnapped again?? Probably he's a cat boy that can't control when he cats but he will jump really high and hiss at you.

The saddest man alive how the fuck did he end up with 3 gay bfs??? Idk and neither does he he's fucking bi but noooo women are mean to himmmmm. His fault for flirting with everyone tho he's lucky his bfs see past his bullshit honestly. He can summon weapons at will and has been bullied out of being a murder and now he's a cop (he still murders bad guys look at him. He needs blood of the damned) but he's also a pathetic little man who is scared of the dark and will cry about it. His hair is a fashion statement. It's a bad one. He also can't live a day of his life without baked goods or he'll die. Oh yea did I mention he was born a blonde?

Would they get along? Yea they cannonically know each other Magnus thinks Elis' man boobs are a bench. Elis is so tired. So tired he doesn't even argue bc Magnus runs off the moment he sees Elis' kid.

Who would in a fight? Honestly I don't think they can legally fight I think elis would implode. Elis would accept the fate.

[jayfortheday]

eli trying to take care of his drunk girlfriend. she’s giddy and talkative and very handsy. just wants to touch eli no matter what. she asks him to be her boyfriend and he says no because he’s already got a girlfriend and she starts crying “i wanted you to be my boyfriend. you’re so cute a-and handsome and really funny” he’s just fully messing with you

So Pretty Right Now (Eli Brooks)

Pairing: Eli Brooks x F!Reader (romantic)

Word count: 616

Description: Eli takes care of his drunk girlfriend

Tags: drunk reader, kinda fluffy

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You giggled quietly to yourself as Eli struggled to support you and unlock the front door to your apartment at the same time. You put your hand on Eli’s chest, both to hold yourself to him and just to touch him. 

“So grabby tonight,” Eli remarked playfully as he finally pushed the door open. 

“Well,” you hiccuped. “Not my fault you’re really grabbable.” Eli shoved the keys back into his pocket before wrapping his arms around your waist to drag you into the apartment. You laughed out loud as he pulled you forward. 

Eli led you to the couch and sat you down. 

“Alright, just stay here for a minute,” he said as he began to walk away. 

“Noooo,” you groaned as you stood to follow him, grabbing the back of his shirt. 

“Sweetheart,” he laughed, turning to take a hold of your hand. “I’m just gonna lock the door and grab you some water, ok? I’m not going anywhere.” You narrowed your eyes as you looked at him, and continued to hold tight to him. “Alright, fine, I guess you can come.” A smile grew on your face and you leaned against him as he walked forward. 

Eli stayed true to what he said, he locked the door and walked to the kitchen. He reached into the cabinet to pull a glass down and filled it with water from the tap. Your steps faltered as you followed him, holding tight to his free hand and allowing him to lead you. 

“Here you go,” Eli offered as he turned around to hand you the glass of water. You eagerly took it and swallowed it all. When you finished, you placed the glass on the counter, Eli’s hand hovering just below yours in case you missed. 

After you placed the glass on the counter, you stepped, almost fell, forward and wrapped your arms around Eli. 

“Hmm, I love you,” you hummed as you nuzzled your cheek into his shoulder. 

“I love you too, but come on, let’s get you to bed, baby,” Eli chuckled, using your hold on him to lead you through the small apartment. As Eli walked with you, you turned your head up to him and gazed at his eyes. 

“You look really pretty right now,” you almost whispered, a smile ghosting on your lips. Eli smiled in response, turning to place a small kiss to the side of your head. 

Eli stopped short of the door, pausing to open it, before continuing inside. He sat you down on the edge of the bed before reaching to remove your coat. He slipped the thick fabric off your shoulders, pressing another small kiss to your head as he leaned down. He placed the jacket on the opposite end of the bed, just barely hanging off the edge. 

“I’m sure these have been killing you,” Eli guessed as he kneeled down to slip your heeled shoes off your feet. “They look killer, but they probably feel terrible.” He placed the shoes off the side, being sure to be careful as he knew the pair was one of your favorites. 

“And you, Miss Y/N, should try to get some sleep,” Eli said as he gently pushed your shoulder to get you to lean back into the bed. 

“Can you stay?” You asked as you allowed yourself to be pushed back onto the bed. 

“Was planning on it,” he responded, walking over to the other side of the bed to sit next to you. “Now go to bed.” A smile was on his face as he brushed a stray piece of hair out of your face. 

“Okay,” you smiled lovingly at him as you closed your eyes.

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A/N: Hope yall enjoyed! Y'all, I literally just had surgery and it's like 1am so I'm sorry for the quality and the hiatus. Trust me, I am trying my silly little best

[tothearrk]

Live tlou reaction season finale

Spoilers, obviously

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- holy shit honestly I know Ellie doesn't know or remember what happened with her mom but shit man

- Joel just trying to get her to smile and a bit happier after everything just to be nice

- HIM WANTING TO TEACH HER GUITAR I'LL SOB

- Joel joking with her... he can tell something obviously is wrong, I'm sure she hasn't told him what happened yet fully but man

- him just making himself joke around and be nicer just to try to help her in some way is such a sweet dad thing I love it so much. He knows she isn't fully there right now with what happened but he's trying his best... I love it so much it's so good with how this shit actually goes UGH

- her getting so distracted too oh my god I love her getting excited tho and him getting so worried

- A GIRAFFE

- HER FEEDING IT AWE

- THE WAY HE IS SMILING AT HOW SHES ACTING SO HAPPY AND EXCITED NOW

- he is THE father uGh

- him being so supportive of just not doing this and being close to her, he just wants her safe :( I love her 100% wanting to be with him and shit THAT IS HIS DAUGHTER!!!!!!

- JOEL TRIED TO KILL HIMSELF? OH MY GOD

- he really just is such a dad I'll kill myself

- I love this moment FUCK

- I'm lowkey really hoping this episode is when Joel goes crazy and kills all the fireflies

- NAHHHH FUCK YOU LEAVE THEM BEEEEE NOOOO

- OH I THINK IT IS THAT EPISODE

- nahhhhhh fuck this bitch

- they seriously don't understand what science is this is so lame y'all are fucking kidding talking about killing a little girl

- "fate if the world" type shit. Nah I don't careeeee sorry humanity is fucked at that point. Just chill with the time you have. Fuck off bro

- oh wow so spooky "he tries anything shoot him" he can kill you with his bare hands

- i can't tell if I kin Joel or Eli more

- SHOT HIM IN THE DICK LMAO

- REAL ASF

- THAT WINDOW SHOT OH MY GOD

- HE LITERALLY IS SO COOL OH MY GOD

- he seriously doesn't care about anything besides getting her I love it. Good for him seriously

- he really said "no one is taking my daughter from me again"

- I love the soundtrack in this fucking show oh my god

- I need to play this game

- he's so real

- HIM LYING ABOUT THIS OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

- where people hurt? God. Kill me

- OH MY GOD. This shit hurts so bad

- i really do kin Joel fuck dude

- he's so real for that "you'd just come after her" HES SO REAL ABHHHH

- I feel like him comparing her to Sarah sucks but also i understand why he is talking about her

- they really would be friends <3

- her opening up to him... I'm gonna vomit. Her telling him. Ugh...... her feeling so guilty god. I get it. Man. These characters are so well written, and Joel fucking... ugh...

- him swearing fuck man

- he's so right for it though fuck

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That episode was so good oh my god. Well done. Love love love. I can't wait for s2. Hopefully I can at least get the first game b4 the next season