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Cecily: Bloody thou art, bloody shall be thy end. Shame serves thy life and doth thy death attend

Richard: mother this is a dairy queen

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she let me hit cuz i let her hit. me

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rip richard iii you would have loved back surgery

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shakespeares plays ranked by how much lesbians would improve them

moby dick: 10/10

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what if you saw some suspicious individual in a bike helmet scuttling about the campus putting these up in locations such as the english department and the history department and people's living rooms. would you come to our henry night.

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grem imagine im replying to u with 15million horse emojis. anyways im putting all my friends who say "my liege" in a room together so u can parallel play

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oh fun home musical we’re really in it now.

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[i stumble up to your door and ring the doorbell, covered in scratches and leaves, a stick comically askew in my hair] hey i know its one day late. trick or treat

wow! I didnt get any Rick or Reaters last night so you can have this as a treat

[you obtained touy beetle!!]

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I remember october like it was yesterday

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have u ever wanted a play about the eastcheap crew from 1h4 and 2h4? a play where almost everyone is a bona fide criminal? and its tumblr so they're all gay? probably not!! i dont think anyone wanted this. but here it is! https://docs.google.com/document/d/1adUrELYuQFEL7XY7MQDrrxpwMrQ7tWoOn5zONB3rK60/edit?usp=sharing

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[showing up at your door the day after halloween covered in scratches and leaves and a stick comically askew in my hair] trick or treat :)

you get this joyous skeleton

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any knight born after 1200 can’t achieve the holy grail, all they know is feasting, charge their horse, kill, have affair, go mad in the forest & cry

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the full slideshow in case anyone wanted to see

trick or treat!!! 💕💕🎀💖💖💖🎀🎀💖💕💕🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃👻👻👻💕

TREAT!!!

making a slideshow going character by character in 1h4 and saying which ones are transgender this is the slide i have for blunt rn. i feel you would appreciate this

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“Tell me, Faustus, shall I have thy soul?” okayyy😳

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My sexiest Halloween costume yet.

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trick or treat :)

HIII TREAT sir walter blunt

by @sirwalterblunt

and this hotspur/worcester picture

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“what time is it” you ask, i pull out my 2.7 metric ton granite sundial and immediately crush both of your feet, I loudly announce “it is cloudy”