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Angelotti: yeah my sister helped me so I could escape from Scarpia, you know the chief of the police

Cavaradossi:

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Can't stop cackling hysterically over the first minute of this, please send help:

Tito Gobbi's daughter apparently contacted the mad genius who put this together, just to say that her dad would have loved it. Which makes me happy for every reason imaginable. 🥰

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Children born after the 14th century won't even remember the Black Death bro you've missed EVERYTHING the Order Of The Garter is older than you

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teaching my kiddos theatre games with shakespeare inspired callouts has to make a long story short led to 27 girls running around backstage screaming “EAT WORMS, BRAVE PERCY” and air sword fighting each other which is not the quote but perhaps better than what even shakespeare could envision

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new sex position were you dont touch at all. in fact one of you dies

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one of my favorite this american life segments of late is about the people who played orchestra pit for phantom of the opera on broadway and how, like, a sizeable majority of them had literally been playing the show since it opened in 1988 (on broadway. I know it opened in 86 on the west end, you random pedants, but I am specifically talking about broadway musicians) because their contracts stipulated that they'd have jobs throughout the show's entire run... but nobody anticipated that phantom would become the longest-running broadway show of all time.

and none of these people wanted to walk away from a guaranteed job, so very few of them ever quit. they just kept doing the same show eight nights a week... for twenty or thirty years... and by the time it finally closed last year most of these musicians (who had been working together for DECADES) hated each other and really really fucking loathed phantom. I can't stop thinking about it. it's indescribably hellish to imagine but also the funniest thing I've ever heard in my life.

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Hi this is my gift for @resident-dumb-fuck for the @h2g2-gift-exchange ! Hope you like it !

As I'm rather bad at drawing I tried to create a kind of photo set (only my camera died ans I had to take the picture with my phone) I tried with different lights and so but it didn't work as well as I expected. (Tell me if you don't enjoy it and I'll try to do something else I'm sorry)

I tried to imagine what the fridge door in the Heart of Gold would look like. (There must be a fridge right ?)

I put some drawings by Random, a recipe, some pictures, a babel fish, matresses... Your ideas about the settings inspired me a lot !( but I can't draw full scenes with background and characters.)

Merry Christmas !

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@mu3las @h2g2-gift-exchange

for the prompt “Ford seeing some bugs for the first time”

sorry this is just a sketch i had like no energy every time i went to work on this. so

but yeah i hope you like it :)

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only one more sleep til christmas

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i could smell your boytoy coming from down the road. Wretched little rotted morsel of a thing, may he fall to time and become carrion

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I'm mister spine twister. I'm mister curves. I'm mister scoliosis. I'm mister Sitting Hurts

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Get jolly with it

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quite literally the only day you can rb this the last one was 2005

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People always talk about the numerous downsides to immortality (getting trapped forever, watching your loved ones die, slowly loosing memories etc) and long living races/creatures (elves, the fae, aliens, spirits), but no one ever mentions the upsides. Like the fact that if you stay friends with a family for several generations, eventually you could literally make up anything you want about their lineage. Why wouldn’t they trust you? They literally NEVER got to experience a time in their life when they DIDNT know you. What’s that? Little Susie wishes she was a princess?

Well guess what, she is! Courtesy of your GOOD friend her late great great aunt, a foreign princess of a small no longer existing country who you personally helped flee an arranged marriage. Little Jorden just hit you with a wicked diss and you need a comeback? Well look no further than the fact that his great great great grandma used to call you Daddy.