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wait a bunch of ppl ( in mexico i belive) got togheter and made a mini movie where everyone is poorly pretending to be french in retaliation for the dogshit emilia perez musical this is awesome tjhey all have little mustaches drawn on with sharpie and are spealing the worst french ever

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Hi my name is Henry of Monmouth and I was born in Monmouth Castle (that's how I got my name) and a lot of people tell me I look like Henry of Bolingbroke (AN: if you don't know who he is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to Harry Percy but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. I'm a prince but I like to drink and steal. I'm also a rogue, and I go to Boar's Head Tavern in Eastcheap. I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. For example today I was wearing a black doublet, hose, and boots. I was walking outside my father's castle. It was snowing and raining, yet herein will I imitate the sun, who doth permit the base contagious clouds to smother up his beauty from the world. The Percys and Owen Glendower stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

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yayyy thankyou for the tag :)

i will tell you about ol bill shakespeare. with nothing but my mind and also google dot com sometimes.

and also i will bring my hoodie :) yayy

@little-orphan-ant @songbirdofthestreets @common-grackle uhhh anyone else :) they call me the forgetter

fuck it. moot and moot in law sleeepover bring your infodump topic, how you will infodump (yapping, presentations, red string on a cork board, etc) and stuff you bring to get cozy!!! if you don’t wanna infodump that’s okay!!!! come hang out!!!

I’m bringing my Nintendo switch so I can show off my pokemon because they’re the bestest babies ever and I love them i love all of them!!! will also be bringing chamomile tea and my piles of plushies as they always make me happy (*´ω｀*)

feel free to tag mutuals!! even if they’re not moots with me!!

@hy4c1nthh @queenoforeos @vee1021 @ki-2-your-heart @carro179 @piecrust-87 @leatheslay + anyone who wants in :3

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being a female knight fucking sucks. every squire boy i get turns out to be an adult woman with short hair who's just in it to sensually strap my armor to me. CHOP CHOP bitch the French are trying to sack our castle!

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found goat milk and wheat ale at the store. theres no way im NOT making a white gilgamesh tonite

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anusia battersby on MY twitter post… guys im autisming EVERYWHERE rn

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Holy shit.

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I am going to [remembers that jokes about suicide are detrimental to myself and others] Scarborough Fair.

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@vocabulary-altering-posts

i forget this yik yak from my former college isnt like a viral meme because i say it so fucking much. trying not to shidfart my panta

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What would your url be without these letters?

I'd be rawayarl

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wait, isnt NSFW the letters on the compass

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in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

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Welcome, New Admins!

Social Shakespeare is thrilled to welcome long-time leaders @actorinfluence, @astrangergivingthestrangewelcome, @cobbled-vibrance, and @mariposagal to our admin team. If you've read with us before, you've probably read with them too, so you might have some idea how awesome they are. Say hi!

In other news - who wants to pick our next play?

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