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For sale: ship of theseus

Condition: used, like new

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????? march ?????? again ??????

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*offers you a cigarette except out of a crayon box and it's a crayon*

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For sale: ship of theseus

Condition: used, like new

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Okay this is going to be a strange poll, but I had this question on my mind for a week.

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I am not the divine masculine or the divine feminine I am the divine comedy and you will address me as such

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top and bottom are out who's the carrion and who's the decomposer

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Edmund and Hamlet ahhhhh

see they tend to both be guilty of the same stuff. love forging letters that get people killed. love getting into duels that get themselves killed. have messy relationships with those around them. people who are trying to defend them get poisoned. their primary adversaries are blood relatives. they're both into performing and acting. Enjoy lying and bluffing so much.

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An international panel of leading anthropologists, cultural critics, biologists, and social theorists announced this week that Western civilization will reach its lowest conceivable point at 3:32 p.m. Friday.

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um. thanks i think?

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Dear The Pope,

Greetings from Farnham Manor, I am the Patroness of Farnham Monastery and also incredibly rich. I am willing to give all of my money to the Vatican (I stress, all of it), if it means Brother Eustace no longer has a weenar

Yours with love

Lady Isabella of Farnham

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fag

thanks ant

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anne carson interviewed by kate kellaway for the guardian

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comic i made based on a vc conversation about "a stoner comedy where they hit buddha with their car"

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Gay is a really funny minority because with other minorities it's like "first black president! first female nobel prize winner' or whatever but with gay people it's "first openly gay" because we all already know there's been a bunch of gay ones already. like nobody even disputes this. gay president? yeah pretty sure we've had gay presidents. gay, you know, king of england? what you think none of those motherfuckers have been fucking gay?

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fuck my stupid gay life i drove my chevy to the levee but the levee was DRY 😭😭😭