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can you believe it? THIS GUY 👆 just rode his rotten world into the sun

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mordred fr girlbossed too close to the sun. girlbossed into the sun you could say. girlbossed his rotten world into the sun

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save me hnoc

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Billy Shakes burnout delirium simulator

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incomprehensible post to literally everyone else. thank you sanji

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Hey it's me, The Devil. Give yourself a choppy transgender haircut in the bathroom mirror. You'll feel so much better.

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high noon over camelot without context

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>just this once there could be a happy ending >look inside >the cyclical and archetypal nature of storytelling guaranteeing that this will end badly

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"trans people are going to destroy society" is actually just a statistical error. average trans person destroys 0 society. mordred pendragon, who rode his rotten world into the sun, is an outlier and should not have been counted.

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Fort Galfridian dashboard simulator

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Guys???

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I was actually there it was wild, these three just showed up and I think they're all like, in love?? Good for them, actually, but anyways Stone and her gang barely had time to draw before they were all dead, and then the Pendragons, the ones who got rid of them, just sort of set up in Camelot and everything is supposed to be way better now

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Hey anyone else think the hanged man is like. Really hot. God I need me some robot tits

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But do you ever think about the man behind the tits? Have you ever considered that he could have a beautiful mind? I need to take him on a picnic date

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That is literally the Prophet Merlin, do you guys understand how problematic it is to objectify him like this??? He is a religious figure and it is wildly blasphemous to talk about him in such a way

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Tell me you know nothing about The Hanged Acolytes without telling me you know nothing about The Hanged Acolytes

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Hi! Head Priest of the Hanged Acolytes here! Merlin hot

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Greater Camelot area polycule

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Save me Prophet Merlin

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Prophet Merlin

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Prophet Merlin save me

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Sorry sat in The Chair and witnessed the horrible fiery deaths of everything I know and love and started religionposting it won't happen again (there's no time for it to happen again)

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That preacher has been telling everyone about how we're all gonna burn in hell and I wanted to know

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I'm so sorry

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Yall watch how bad I'm about to fuck up everyone's day

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It was a pleasure working with you <3

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Happy to do my part!

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Hey did it manage to get hotter somehow

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"The average Mechanisms character has two parents" factoid is actually a statistical error. The average Mechanisms character has one parent because every tale is dangerous as all hell. Mordred Pendragon, who has five parents, is a statistical outlier adn should not have been counted

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in the spaced ship straight up "driving it". and by "it." haha well. let's justr say. my rotten world into the sun

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'it's true that I once had a daughter, but she fell to barbarian knives' yeah it's called top surgery

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Switching between these every day

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"all my haters become my whalers when i set sail on the pequod of success"

-captain ahab

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Being an evil doppelganger has to be so fucked up like imagine meeting a better version of yourself. Some chain of events going differently that led to "you" being a better person in a way you can never achieve. Personally I'd have no other option but to try and kill them