#none the worse for wear

[sohannabarberaesque]

During a short-notice surprise appearance at the Mall of America's Huntington Bank Rotunda with the Hair Bear Bunch

HAIR BEAR, somewhat excitedly: Thank you very much for managing to make it! As a matter of fact, we just came back from some rather interesting adventures among the bears of northern Minnesota and Wisconsin! BUBI BEAR, trying not to get too ahead of himself: Such an escapade as we were experiencing, ladies and gentlemen, relating to the-- [Whereupon Square Bear puts his forepaw over Bubi's mouth, sensing that Bubi may be crossing the line when it comes to good taste and decency] SQUARE BEAR, rather sheepishly: What exactly was Bubi about to say? [Laughs from the audience] HAIR BEAR: It turns out that we were having a road trip coinciding with the bear mating season ... and if you ask us, ursine love can be really passionate as well as fascinating! [The crowd swoons at the very mention of mating] Admittedly, Nature called for us to release of ourselves for the sake of the ursine race, and I can assure you that between us, we must have mated with quite a few bears up in the lake country ... some of our finest love-moments perhaps being in the shallows of some lake just before sunset, that "golden hour," if you will! SQUARE BEAR: You can say that again, Hair! HAIR BEAR: At any rate, thanks to all of you for your love and support of us all this time ... and let's just hope we don't get reduced to the same horror-film treatment such as The Banana Splits were reduced to! [Cheering from the audience, followed by some fan delivering to the madcap ursines some iced sweet milky coffee and a dozen of donuts for refreshment] SQUARE BEAR: And for such of you interested, we'll be going about the audience in a bit for selfies and autographs--not to mention some conversation!

[convoloutedinjoke]

thinking about Jean having clinical depression and jean being a speed addict and jean being weirdly ripped and jean being openly disgusted with Harry's decline into uselessness and making silly little connections in my mind

[homosubtext]

men in my office look at me like i shouldnt be there meanwhile they’re sitting there saying dry ice is more dangerous than liquid nitrogen. they’re saying -78C is more dangerous than -196C. without even considering the temperature itself, liquid nitrogen has a greater capacity to displace oxygen and cause asphyxiation. if liquid nitrogen spills on the ground u could literally die. if u drop a chunk of dry ice on the ground you’ll literally be fine. or even if you accidentally touch dry ice for a second, yes it’s cold but it likely won’t cause permanent damage. liquid nitrogen? you get some of that on your bare skin and it is so over.

[justgleekout]

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[softichill]

"Gee I wonder what made this bug start going around" says the teacher who just coughed all over the white board without even bothering to shield it. "Yeah it's weird" says the student that sneezed into their hand and wiped it off on the chair

[confinesofmy]

i've been thinking about it and i'm not cursed at all i'm just living in struggle county and poor. no one here is doing their job correctly. nothing ever works out. groceries are through the roof because of the monopolies the local stores have and when there are sales they don't update their system so you don't even pay the sale prices. i tried to get a dent in my car fixed through insurance and had difficulty reaching the insurance office, then difficulty reaching the body work places, then never got a callback after my appointment so i stopped pursuing it. i had weird lights on my dash a different time, took it in. they wiped the warning readouts and told me to take it somewhere else and when i did the readouts were no longer present so they couldn't do anything. that all took 3 hours out of my day for nothing. i bought new tires but they weren't a certified dealer so i don't get the brand warranty in its entirety, which i hope never becomes relevant. when i went to the doctor they gave me the wrong dosage on my script then wouldn't fix it without another appointment that i couldn't afford so i just quit taking it. the local pharmacy will run low on a med and edit your script to accomodate their shortage but then you run out early and don't have a script anymore and the pharmacy says it's your problem not theirs. mail often runs late so you'll miss important appointments and deadlines because if the office itself is 4 business days late sending out their mail and then the postal service is 3 business days late bam. that's you getting your mail a week and a half late. it's unlivable. you're not meant to live here.

[swinging-stars-from-satellites]

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[dsgustng]

Thinking about how transphobes are always like "debate with me! Justify your existence to me! Explain why you're mad! Make this make sense to me!" But you can be as levelheaded and straightforward as possible, you can beat yourself down and make yourself small and nonthreatening or you can be stern and hold your ground. You can post countless sources and news articles. You can give them statistics. Undeniable proof. But they just don't fuckin care. And the second we become mad and aggressive they use it against us. They say they don't take us seriously because we're too sensitive and irrational. But that's a lie. They won't listen to us or take us seriously no matter how we act because they just fucking hate us! There is nothing we can possibly do to be better to these people.

[because-its-eurovision]

Hey! I read your tags about your smile on that tooth gap post and I just wanna say: Don't ever stop smiling again! 😁 Our smiles are the most adorable thing we have to show the world ✨✨ so don't hide yours whatever people say. I'm glad you started smiling in pics :D

thank you so much for reaching out, this was a lovely message 🥺💖

[sysig]

It clearly wasn’t important to you (Patreon)

[chitin-crusader]

kindof losing my mind bc uhhhh. how am i supposed to like. afford to live.

[gideonisms]

I can't read the aj book reviews on goodreads though because I feel like people collectively did not get that the gender thing was A) in service to her other themes not the entire point of the book B) not a girlboss everyone's a woman now thing either

[lesboylycan]

hi holy shit i fucking hate adderall so fucking much i hate it! i hate it

[fantasy-costco]

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[camgoloud]

that section of the secret history where richard tries out a vermont winter in unsafe housing and turns into a heat scavenger while gradually descending on-page into a hypothermic fugue state except it’s literally just me trying to survive in my office now that they’ve turned the air conditioning on

[robinsnest2111]

mentally mapping out the potential sequins and sew-on gems pattern/placement for my kiss concert outfit while trying to schlepp myself through my stretches and muscle strengthening workout