#nobody was hurt

[ssaalexblake]

Well, my day Was boring till a car caught fire and kind of blew up on my street and I’m now nostalgic for the boredom 🤷🏻‍♀️

[pansexual-potatoes]

A good chunk of our weeping willow came down during a rainstorm a few minutes ago. It took out a small portion of the back porch but missed the trunk hitting the house by a half inch. We got so lucky. There’s no broken windows, no damaged roof, not even the siding is messed up. The back porch can be fixed without our homeowners insurance going up and will give us the opportunity to put in a ramp for Franks grandma to use. The rest of the tree will be taken down probably on Wednesday.

[iapislazuli]

Guys I’m going to be so bare naked ass honest with you we had a house fire tonight and I was standing in the kitchen with the flaming stove reading the Wikipedia page for fire

[imthatpowerful]

something…kinda traumatic happened and i’m ok but like i can’t stop thinking about it and i tried sleeping but i can’t sleep bc all i can think abt is how it could’ve been so much worse and i have to sleep bc i have work at 6 in the morning and it’s currently 3:30 and ive been trying to sleep since 1:20 but i can’t so i guess ill js sleep when i get home from work bc i literally cant get myself to stop thinking abt it and i can’t get into a deep sleep

[reds-skull]

My mom named one of the street cats she feeds Tommy, so I thought to myself, "what if..."

[worldwake]

One of my favourite boats caught fire 😢 I really hope it's okay and salvageable.. ugh

[omegaversereloaded]

Oldhead take from a young soul but cars really shouldn't have touchscreen functions for the driver's use

[gallusrostromegalus]

Well. This is a Shitshow. Literally.

So if you've been following this blog, you will know that recently, I moved house. Nearly everything has been great- the location is already improving some of the mental and physical health issues I've been having, the animals love it.

BUT SOMEONE LIED

We went through literally a dozen home inspectors to prevent this from happening, but there's no preventing someone acting in Bad Faith, and turns out that the seller just... straight-up lied to us about an issue the sewer inspector pointed out and may have submitted fake paperwork saying they had it fixed.

It is very much Not Fixed :) There is raw sewage in my basement :)

The problem IS fixable, and I am not in danger, but this is going to cost a hell of a lot of money. We're already exploring legal options for a settlement*, the plumbing company we're working us gave us some really generous discounts and financing, but the fact of the matter is, this is going to cost $17,000 that I Do Not Have Right Now :)

*A settlement/lawsuit is not terribly likely to actually result in money because CO's legal protections for home-buyers kinda suck, and also, I Do Not Have Money Right Now, so I cannot afford the lawyer necessary to do all the filing. Best-case scenario for a settlement is likely "Maybe half the cost of the repairs, deposited in your bank account two years from now".

So, I know shit's been going around lately, but if you can throw a few bucks my way, it will go a long way towards my safety and sanity and also Getting The Raw Sewage Out Of My Basement In a Timely Fashion.

Ko-fi Paypal Fundraiser (Ends 4/20/23)

Thank you for your help, and I deeply, sincerely hoping that you are having a better day than I am.

[io-lu-art]

*sighs* hello.

here, have some hurt/comfort reylo.

you're welcome.

[valtsv]

just did something so maladaptive that the only commentary i could come up with to describe my own behavior was "nice trauma response did your parents pick it for you"

[ruubesz-draws]

Looks like Minus One is finally meeting Santa Claus!

It's the Choo-Choo or the extinction of humanity. Choose wisely...

Kong did the right thing by giving him the Choo-Choo

All Godzillas love Choo-Choos!!!

Merry Christmas guys!🎄

[soupkiddo]

our car got totaled so we put it on the ofrenda #ripgarrett

[emacrow]

Alfred's is a father once more... Bruce is not handling this well. Pt 2

Sequel to the first post of this.

Bruce and the batfam are very used to alfred's schedules that he put them all on so that both daytime and vigilante night time are perfectly schedule.

So to enter the dining hall with their food already present, Bruce's newspapers and coffee with his pain pill on a napkin already set without the butler man himself ready to scowl him into next Tuesday because he was supposed to be on a 'break'.

Something was definitely wrong...

Everyone is commentary concerns wondering if Alfred is sick or just very upset about Bruce. Duke suggests they check his room or the kitchen.. which they did and he wasn't there at all. Damian suggested his personal green house garden which Dick isn't allowed back in yet. He still have 3 week left before alfred take the banned from the green garden after the last incident.

At this point everyone is highly concerned and Tim is ready to hack into the mainframe of the manor to look for exactly where alfred was.

Only for alfred to lightly cough a bit in his hand, at the front of the backdoor porch of the Wayne Manor holding a tiny baby boy in new soft button up one piece baby onesis that was light pastal blue easily with one hand.

"My great grandson will be living with me in the nursery room after I had dusted it clean, and cookies will be done in 45 minutes." Alfred said softly yet sternly as he turn around walking back inside the manor.

Everyone of the batfam is shocked like a deer in headlights, except for Damain who looking awestruck with literal stars in his eyes and Bruce who look frozen or his rebooting in his mind after a 20 seconds of overanalyzing short-circuit because Alfred didn't mention much of his Family beside a very over-energetic and smart granddaughter and her a bit dim-witted but intelligent husband in a orange suit.

Damian's and Bruce's reaction in my opinion

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[kitteecassee]

nyaaaaa

[zu-is-here]

Family shenanigans (ง ื▿ ื)ว

Happy belated birthday, Anko! <3

[4/8] Anko by groovygladiatorsheep

Axel by ari-cuno

[shittysawtraps]

john kramer gets facebook and google confused and posts “razor wire broken glass buy in bulk” to his timeline. but because he’s made this mistake so many times, his friends and family assume it’s a long-running bit he’s doing and ignore it.