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Hello, hello, hello, Royal_Lina over here! :D
Wanted to pop in, since I got caught up with your blog, even though Im still mid chapter on the new update
Your tags lured me in and your answer on that ask about the Bene Gesserit is making me CURIOUSSS. Imagining Althea seducing Rabban instead is both an incredibly hilarious mental image, while also an unexpectedly interesting thought for me. Let alone the relief that Feyd wont get surprise flirted with xD
And the other ask about the sing and your reaction is making me nervous about the coming reunion. I am SHAKING in my boots, lemme tell ya! I already am gonna be an emotional mess, so any extra drama is just gonna be the cherry on top.
Anyways, also wanted to just take the opportunity to heave another truck-full of hearts and good vibes onto your lap, since I cannot overstate how much I adore your writing and beautiful brain <3
Have a good day, dearest author!! Im off to finish chapter 32 :)
Oh, hello my dearest lovely!! Welcome to my blog, I am so happy to have you here!!
Honestly, if Althea was smart she would have gone to Rabban. But I also feel like it's the principle of where the DNA comes from. Rabban is beastly and uncontrollable and also more or less useless, whereas Feyd-Rautha has the desired genetics, powerful, and can be controlled. I do wonder what it would look like for Rabban to be chosen. I feel like that kid would be a MENACE. Althea is gonna have a very interesting series of interactions in the chapter that follows. >:3 She's thrown me for some curveballs.
Honestly, I have been such an emotional mess writing the interactions between Leto and Eurydice. ;^; In the last two chapters my soul has been leaving my body, and in the current chapter I am working on now and after, I am sobbing like a baby. I need them to hug and talk about their lives and everything!!
You are truly so divine!! Your comments always light up my day and make me kick my feet and I just!! Love it!! Love you!! You are incredible, thank you so much, my lovely!!! <3
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You gotta excuse his 1920's ass, he's still learning slangs
#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel fanart#hazbin alastor#alastor#hazbin rosie#digital art#autodesk sketchbook#hazbin hotel fandom#this joke popped in my head while I was working today and I had to draw it out as soon as I got home#serving c*nt with onions and seasoning please#this is way too funny to me help
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shoutout to gay detectives and their husbands across history
#BE GAY SOLVE CRIMES#PLEASE tell me about vintage female detectives and their wives so i can make a lesbian version that includes velma and daphne#sherlock holmes#john watson#johnlock#hercule poirot#arthur hastings#poirot x hastings#agatha christie#arthur conan doyle#knives out#glass onion#benoit blanc#wake up dead man#rian johnson#murder mystery
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Hmmmm
#196#femboy friday#soulposting#dark souls#siegward is hot af#siegmeyer best femboy#please just crush me with that giant onion
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im so glad almost all detective media seems to recognise the very important fact that being a detective is inherently homosexual
#just the way the world works man!#please GOD someone make h&w kiss it's all i need. they've already been canon gay once each just make them kiss.#barking#glass onion#knives out#poirot#sherlock holmes#sh stuff#im Not tagging all of them there's so mf many that i like.#tbh i should make a gay detective show reclist im literally thee guy
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me watching glass onion
#please let daniel craig keep playing this gay detective!!!! let him wear his funny little outfits and have his funny little accent!!#glass onion#knives out#daniel craig#star talks
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@theonion headline paired with Crosshair.
#i'm fine really#please leave me alone#now go away#where are you going#the bad batch#star wars the bad batch#bad batch#clone force 99#the bad batch star wars#tbb#sw tbb#crosshair the bad batch#crosshair bad batch#bad batch crosshair#the bad batch crosshair#clone trooper crosshair#ct 9904#imperial crosshair#the onion#satirical headline#satirical news
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Something tells me he did not remember to talk it out
#pokemon#kieran#teal mask#indigo disk#trainer kieran#pokemon scarlet violet#quikyu artiste#Please someone get the reference in the captions#ALSO: Kudos to pokemon for making me like the human characters?!?#Weird because that almost never happens#But I am intrigued by this onion boy i have to admit. and his sister too
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is this old religion, are we calling it love?
{sweet movie, alisha dietzman / @gaphic / tiktok / @iamalivenow / on earth we're briefly gorgeous, ocean vuong / @manywinged / these violent delights, micah nemerever / the reader, bernhard schlink (trans. carol brown janeway) / hestitations outside the door, margaret atwood / a self-portrait in letters, anne sexton}
[ID: ten images of text together in a litstack
1: Confession: I will think of you forever
2: a post by gaphic: It’s only tragedy if you convince yourself, for even just a moment, that everything could be ok, despite knowing it won’t be. Tragedy lies in ‘so close, yet so far.’ It’s avoidable because it would only take a tiny alteration to prevent disaster, but human nature is in the way- not maliciously, not knowingly, despite trying so hard.
3: a tiktok comment and answer: Are they lovers? / Worse
4: a post by iamalivenow: gay sex won't fix this. it'll probably make this worse. that being said don't you want to see how much worse it can get?
5: Sometimes being offered tenderness feels like the very proof that you've been ruined.
6: tags from manywinged: #technically they know and understand each other better than anyone else alive #but they communicate that in the most fucked up insane unnecessarily complicated way and think thats normal
7: I don't think you've ever felt anything that didn't hurt you. / We've found each other, out of everyone else in the world. Does that hurt, too?
8: "I'm not used to being loved. I wouldn't know what to do."
9: Should we go into it together / If I go into it with you I will never come out
10: of course the love is there. / still, / still, / still.
end ID]
#litstack#web weaving#quote compilation#i love giving these vague taglines and then in the tags being like yes this is about blorbo from my games#its Funnee. when they escape containment. 2 me.#lizzie/onion/brandi#lost township#yes this is about the messy dyke girlbestfriend situationship everyone please join hands and pray for them thank you#characters who are either gonna get fixed or get sooooo much worse (or a combo of the two!!) and only time and the dice will tell#faun are you happy now. make me the onion/lizzie playlist.
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Your potential future fic list is making me kick me feet and squeal in excitement, especially the star wars one! While Im a clone wars girlie through and through, legends has a special place in my heart as well and I cant wait to see what your magic brain has in store there! Honestly, whatever fandom you tread into, Im gonna follow along. Fandom hopping is something I enjoy doing with my fave authors, and youre definitely one of them now :)
But while Im here, lemme participate in the ask game! :D
Do you have any tags/themes you like to write about?
Legends is absolutely the BOMB!! I will always love Legends till the day I die. :') I actually got to meet Timothy Zahn a few years ago and he was so ridiculously kind and he got a picture of me in my Mara Jade costume and ahhh! I was dying! I cried and it was amazing. :') My SW fic is going to have so much Legends material in it, and Mara Jade will definitely be included...along with Talon, Thrawn, the works! :3 I will say, it's going to be a super cute fic I'm hyped about, with a whole lot of angst, revolving around a mechanic with a bounty on her head who links up with Mando. ;) The helmet stays on.
You are literally so ridiculously kind!! I know that every time I see you in my notifications, I get the biggest smile on my face and I start to prance around, crying excitedly, and all of the things!!! <3 I hope my Legends fic is able to serve your Legends loving self!! And all of my other future fics. ;))
I honestly really love writing about families - the more broken the better. Family dynamics and themes of broken homes or families, and how they repair themselves or finding a new chosen family, are things that I just really enjoy writing. I also really enjoy childhood friends to lovers. It's just so adorable and cute and I love it. I also love it because it can also apply to enemies, because let's be real, kids are terrors and they can absolutely be enemies too. Double whammy. I also really like friendship?? Like, I love shipping as much as the next person, but friendships of all types are just so good. I've got a list. :')
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lil sleepy hotel room anim on the backs of my business cards, to recharge for day 3 @ Lightbox expo :]
#first con ive attended and oh goodness it's exciting there is way too much to do!!!#if youre at lbx and see a gal with a mushroom bucket hat thats me please say hi!!#(and tell me how cool my mushroom print hat is) (i will give you a gift if you do)#my animation#2d animation#traditional animation#<- kinda. i wish my cards were flimsier so i could onion skin them tho LOL#animation#rough animation
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favorite part of glass onion is how EVERYTHING is addressed. EVERYTHING is a chekhov’s gun, no matter how insignificant it ends up being. EVERYTHING, every little teeny tiny comment and single camera shot and one off joke gets readdressed by the end to tie it all into a perfect little bow, and i just think that’s fucking brilliant.
#the car falling through the roof. the no smoke lawn.#the hot sauce. the taurus necklace.#ALL OF IT is brought up again by the end and it’s SO pleasing to my little shrimp brain#FAVORITE TYPE OF FILM!!!!!#glass onion
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I actually love glass onion being set deep in covid times but where's the post that was like . Glass Onion should have ended with benoit blanc getting home and testing positive for covid . I really think that would've tied the whole thing together
#glass onion#fr coulda been a post credits scene! u don't want to disrupt the power of the final scene tho i guess#do u think the stuff ethan hawke shot in their mouths was a spurious miles bron vaccine or just like. ivermectin#anyway . I have seen this post thsi is not an original idea. where is it.#please can more media reference covid it's gonna be TOO ! WEIRD! if our popular culture just flat out ignores this major thing#that disrupted THEE entire world for so long.#saw someone be like 'covid happened two years ago why are people still talking about it' uh !#anyway . glass onion handshake emoji the borat sequel . for having covid in it#they fully all got covid that weekend. this is my belief
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Oh my god !!!!!
Well that explains this then
#i love to see him trending#yes give my boy some love#please be quick i need this film#also please get hugh grant to do another 3 seconds#no seriously what does later this year mean be more specific#daniel craig#benoit blanc#knives out#glass onion#knives out 3#benoit blanc/phillip#james bond
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i think the whole budget went to hoshina's muscles and kafka's kaiju form💔
#no because????#wtf is that#who tf is that#that's not narumi gen#that's neoradioactive genetics#kaiju no. 8#kaiju#gen narumi#PLEASE I HAVEN'T TOUCHED THE ANIME BECAUSE OF THE CHARACTER DESIGN#when they dropped the characters design last year i was like 'excuse me???'#HE LOOKS LIKE ONION#NARUMI ONION#gen bby im sorry that you had to go through this ...
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I feel like the perfect guy for 'put that guy in a situation' is Benoit Blanc. You can put him in almost ANY situation and he'd thrive
#draven musings#glass onion#knives out#i need at least 20 more movies please#just plop him into anything#the opportunities are endless
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