#no you're not a gamer copypasta

[alex-just-vibing]

The Maverick: "No, you’re NOT a real gamer. I’m so sick of all these people that think they’re gamers. No, you’re not. Most of you are not even close to being gamers. I see these people saying “I put well over 100 hours in this game, it’s great!” that’s nothing, most of us can easily put 300+ hours in all our games. I see people who only have a Nintendo Switch and claim to be gamers. Come talk to me when you pick up a PS4 controller then we be friends. Also DEAR ALL WOMEN: Pokémon is not a real game. Animal Crossing is not a real game. The Sims is not a real game. Mario is not a real game. Stardew valley is not a real game. Mobile games are NOT. REAL. GAMES. put down the baby games and play something that requires challenge and skill for once. Sincerely, all of the ACTUAL gamers."

[asexual-shelly]

what if she was fucked up and evil actually

[crazyufokid]

i think the headcanon that gaz would play video games like animal crossing or the sims is so ironic in a funny way cuz like. u know that "no you're not a gamer" copypasta? and "the phrase it's just a game is such a weak mindset"? that's gaz. that's the kind of gamer she is. also one of gaz's voicelines in nasb2 implies she doesn't like animal crossing lol.

[jubiscreide404]

You're Not a Real Gamer: SONIC EDITION

(pls don't take it seriously)

This copypasta is free btw, no need to credit me.

[pulim-v]

Fern being the best compilation

Yes the second one is the You're Not A Gamer copypasta

Tagging: @shycroissanti @larz-barz @sapphosdickandballs

[year2000electronics]

Which VRV character would post the "No, you're not a gamer" copypasta to their social media and then turn off their phone and why is it Malcom. /j

he does this in his streamer era and chaos erupts

[rielzero]

Marvel's Midnight Suns Deserved Better

I finally finished my second playthrough of this game, with all the dlc. On stream, and after a disaster dumpster fire of the game and stream obs lagging as hell, I just want to jot down all my thoughts.

Marvel's midnight suns is a perfect example of the modern gaming scene and why it's failing so many gamers.

The core concept of this game, the story, voice acting and gameplay are great and fun- but it has so many fucking problems.

From being visually buggy as hell- to optimization issues in the final fight- characters having soulless faces and textures going missing at random.. To the DLC and the price tag.

If you buy legendary edition, for 99,- (season pass, plus all the extra cosmetics) I'd say its not worth it.

The dlc add 4 characters, one of which has a bugged steam trophy- It adds extra story missions (which are fun, but they don't add much more than there was) and some more cosmetics for those characters.

Out of every dlc character, Storm felt the least developed. Storm has a similar problem to Steve in this game- in which their personalities are not really shining, and reduced to a singular character trait they have. The voice acting not being the problem- but the writing. While I can remember Venom's story, Deadpool's banter, and Morbius' emo shit making me laugh and tear up like hell- Storm really deserved better. All I can recall is saving the morlocks and doing one final mission were she happened to also be.

Steve is ''Mr leadership man''- Storm is ''hold your emotions in'' Lady.

Villains and dialogue- all the little things in the cinematics. It was great. You really care for Wanda- You worry about Hunter and their horrible family dynamics. You're concerned for Tony and the avengers when the Hulk gets caught- You mourn with the midnight suns when Wanda screams ''You will never hurt me again''

Corny superhero banter (which i love, but sometimes repetitive mid-battle lines get old.), cute evil devil doggo. Very sexy mephisto. Magik is frigging awesome. Blade x Captain marvel- Epic frigging final moves- and cool fighting animations. This game has so much going for it.

Sometimes dialogue will not match the subtitles, I assumed at first this is because you have a female / male voice actor depending on the bodytype you pick- so the dialogue must be different yes? But no- even all the other heroes have mis-matching subtitles to different dialogue lines. It's minor things usually- Like a word or sentence being said very differently than how its written.

But its essentially a cashgrab with texture bugs, deadpan doll expressions- visual glitches (enemies not disappearing after they're slain sometimes), copypasta idle animations and bodytypes- the further you go in the game, the more there seem to be of these little things. First they're funny- then it gets a little too distracting.

This game had all the building blocks of a great game, but it comes with the typical dlc problem too- and just doesn't deliver. It feels very empty promises eventually. It drops a nice typical after credits cutscene that teases Dr Doom and a potential sequel. And I wonder if there's even going to be one at all. Or an expansion instead.

I love each and every character brought into this game. (except for Steve and Storm, they just weren't done much justice.) This game made me like Captain marvel while otherwise I dislike how she is portrayed personality wise in other media.

The final mission should've felt like the most epic conclusion- and by how laggy and sparkly it is it feels like it just explodes in your face with what its been build up towards. A child and mother reunite- but they meet an open end. All after defeating the longest- laggiest- spammiest battle.

It's quirky, it's silly. It's got all the feelings. It has cool things in it and yet it feels very cheap. It should've been cheaper. But its still treated as a finished product. It did not feel finished. Even if I loved and enjoyed this game to the end.

My stream recording literally contains frozen visuals while the audio is in tact. I can't even. Sure my pc isn't the best but this is beyond absurd.

Voice acting 9/10 Majority of characters are great- everyone has a fitting voice. Some lines could've been better. Characters will banter and sometimes have unique dialogue for certain team combinations but not much.

Writing 7/10 A bit corny and predictable at times, but enjoyable nonetheless. Flawed stories tend to be easier to absorb and follow- Superhero stories follow such recipe. Wish they added pronouns- To save on voice line costs they made hunter standardly nonbinary regardless of bodytype- so Hunter only has ''they/them'' pronouns. Isn't referred to as son/daughter, only child and gender neutral terms. This is completely fine, but I personally like to be able to customize my character more. This game offers no romance- but hints that Wanda may have a crush on the player character. You can't tell her you're not interested but you can joke that you're a couple with one dialogue option.. (I tend to make my PCs gay because I am a gay dude myself.) The lore they used for this game was really intriguing. Chthon and Atum have some more appearances in the comics from what I can remember, so learning about The Blood and the Old gods mythology in particular in the game's universe did make me really like the backstory they gave the PC. Caretaker x Agatha lesbian witch moms. The hunter has three mothers canonically if you don't think too hard- but both Caretaker and Lilith are horrible people lol. Wanda is definitely the best character in this game, if not for the rest of the midnight suns- (Nico, Robbie, Blade and Magik are AWESOME) The avengers are here too, but they don't outshine the rest. Oh- and spider-man gets kind of adopted into both groups.

Gameplay Loop 6/10 Combat! It's fun and challenging sometimes but gets eventually and quickly repetitive. At some point you'll get more and more copypasta enemies with just different textures slapped on and similar animations. The DLC enemies are not worth it and don't offer much more. The dracula boss fights were the most interesting and felt a little rewarding once dealt with. Exploring the abbey with stale walking / running animation does not feel smooth. Crafting potions or items doesn't feel like it adds much sometimes. I've not used items often in my gameplay. The chests make me wonder if at some point they wanted to put more micro transactions in this game.

Pricetag 2/10 Honestly- Get it on sale. Big sale. Legendary edition is not worth it. DLC does not add much to the core gameplay unless you really want those character interactions and dialogue. The side missions are fine story wise, but they aren't attached to the main campaign. Deadpool and Eddie have the most additional dialogue during abbey time and other interactions- Morbius has unique dialogue during a very few main story quests- and Storm just has the least. They slipped in the morbin' time meme.. I just.. PFFF its time to morb everyone- 20 bucks worth at least. If not less.

TLDR Game funny, characters great, fun but very repetitive, very buggy, not worth 99 euros- 20 maybe, stop making dlc with texture swap enemies please. I love deadpool. Great design but very unpolished in places.

[noys-boise]

literally channeling the energy of the "you're not a real gamer" copypasta

[kogameh]

bro my twin sis just got a "what game are you playing? oh. animal crossing. lame 🙄" reaction from a customer at our workplace ??

cant believe we've met the "you're not a REAL gamer" copypasta kind of dudebro in the flesh lmaoooo 😭

[the-acid-pear]

Alright gamers let's finish this rewatch‼️

I just realized Jim has a sibling we haven't met yet. Tons of potential if he's still alive.

Maybe controversial but I feel like Jim and Olu's relationship is so weak. Lucius and Pete aren't that deep either tho but y'know .

I love how Izzy sounds like a teen complaining about her crush meeting some1 else

Buttons tiny ass cheeks my beloveds

Oh I dislike this episode too 👎

But I like the importance Buttons has in it

I like how Jim is mostly a they but sometimes they throw in a He

Love that Jim put on the fucking white beard to be a priest man 😭

Didn't think I'd get to make the Ed Kramer joke again but we literally got another Non-Murderer lmao

I love that the Swede kept his two missing tooths so cute I love consistency

Roach irreparable hip damage

Jgjfyfufhbhnhnhn I love big women and little fellas

I love his perky little tits god. Thank God no one is reading this haha 👍

One of the few scenes where Buttons lowered his chin . . . Actually heartbreaking

Can't wait to see how many lies Ed tells bc he already said he didn't have friends and that he didn't kill ppl.

I FORGOT BUTTONS HAS A REAL NAME AND THAT IS NATHANIEL GOD I LOVE THIS MAN

Oh I forgot this twist. Somehow.

I love how in his mourning buttons refused to clothe up again

OhhehheelgigogOLIVIAAAAA

And here comes the chaaaain

Best episode ending tbh. 2 to go.

"the ushe"

I forgot his surname was Teach

NOOOOO IZZY VENDIDO A LA CORONA NOOO TE FUISTE A LA MIERDA LOCO

It's so funny bc he literally didn't even do it that's so silly

They made the king so hot 🫣

It's always so heartwarming when they show they love their captain ESP BUTTONS I LOVE THAT BUTTONS CARES KISSING YOUR CHEEK BUTTONS ILY

Haha I cheated it's tomorrow rn

I get this man I too would go insane in this situation

Izzy my man what are YOU doing.

I love when Stede drops the goofy accent and gets serious

Ed loves zigzagging between hurr hurr I'm a nasty pirate and I want a normal life 😍

Oh the fucking foreshadowing he was already thinking of making some poor bloke eat his toes that's so good

Where's the kiss copypasta. Bring it back ! !

Man. Man I hate this. Can't wait to see season 2 save it bc rn I'll throw up 👍😎👍👍

OLU CAP'N ❗❗❗❗

That death is eternally so funny

HAAAAAAANK

Why on earth didn't Stede go back good god idiot fuck

I find it so cruel how they wrote their kids to hate Stede he never was a bad dad c'mon

Ed... 😭 song goes hard but EDDD....... 😭😭😭

Buttons I want you

Subtitles described a sound as sucking teeth very good wording

Izzy you're such a fsggot holy shit

Stede why don't you kill yourself?

AVALANCHE BY COHEN WOUEIORHENEHYEE I LOVE THAAAAAT

The bad cgi gets me every fucking time it looks like this google 3D models

He learnt from hiiim :')

ROACH TEAMING UP TO TRY EAT SWEDE WHDGDNHEEJ 😭😭😭😭

Alright WE MADE IT LADS onto the real thing now, finally 🙏

Glad I rewatched tho I didn't remember SHIT

Rewatch liveblog. On a single post. Because we already did this once. Ok?

I forgot how silly this show was I also forgot how Buttons sounded somehow. Also why is Swede hanging up there come down baby

I feel like I dislike Stede more than I originally did

Buttons king I cannot catch a word you're saying ❤️

How much did I change in a year?

Buttons I fucking Adore you so much holy shit

God his silly ahh wig on the dinner table, obsessed

Also Swede standing up still holding the tea cup confused... Autism icon. To me.

Wait was that Buttons help god am I still unable to tell my babygirls apart after all this time???? 😭

Based Jim.

This IS the pilot but I love how much attention Swede got around this time and ASLO how tough he was

BUTTONS CRINGEFAIL MOMENT ❤️

Hungry bitch ily

Swede was even excited about torturing hostages amaizing

HE'S GETTING BEATEN BY WEE JOHN these men are incredible

Mirá como se agrandó el ladope

BUTTONS YOU'RE AN AUTISM ICON TO ME TOO.

I forgot Jim uses male pronouns in Spanish even before formerly coming out that's really cool

Wait how does Buttons know about Nessie? 😭

I actually adore Black Pete

I'mlisinin

Wouldn't it be hilarious if this show actually had a downer ending w everyone dead?

Lucius is so me

Oh this episode is so boring

I heard there's a bloke who for one quid more plays w your balls or whatever the post said

"well, not terribly successful ones" that's so fucking funny still

I should get attached to Jackie fast too she's soon to be my gf in law

Not too hard q how hot she is

He growled ❤️

Oh Izzy is so.

Jackie making me legs go cold !

I forgot Jim kissed Lucius

Jim doesn't even look feminine idk why they're instantly like ah she's a woman! Like they look like some bloke idk. Like imagine Lucius shaved his sideburns and they were like LUCIUS IS A WOMAN?? like it's the same to me.

Rip Stede btw idc lol

Never really cared about Ed appearing but let's just roll w it.

I'll finish this show tomorrow for sure

[fayesdiary]

-Sincerely, an ACTUAL Knight After @ghost-pocky​‘s amazing drawing of Gamer Berkut I had to do another one of these! Also, go check out this reading of the “No, you’re not a gamer” copypasta, it’s amazing and also what inspired this post

[willgrahymn]

Please tell me more about your highschool au where Virgil is an emo furry that barks

I have So Many thoughts where do I even start KLAJSX

so Virgil is like definitely a baby gay. he attends the gsa meetings and has a deviantart oc. honestly he's probably having the most fun out of anyone in this au. he watches a lot of anime and has total gender envy for Haruhi from Ouran Host Club, and he might be nonbinary but he hasn't figured all that out yet. He's definitely wearing a tail and cat ears to school every day and there's no rule in the dress code saying he can't. Roleplayed warrior cats during recess in elementary school and never stopped. One time he bit someone in class. very "rawr lol random XD" humor. He made Roman a fursona and draws ship art of theirs together.

Roman is a theater/sports kid and he might be involved with band or choir too. Really obsessed with maintaining snapchat streaks and made a really big deal about it when Patton didn't maintain their streak because "they're not that important." saw Virgil hiss at someone and instantly decided that he was the boy of his dreams. Virgil taught him about kinning and now he kins Tamaki from OHSHC (Virge made him watch it with him) and every Disney prince. once Remus tugged on Virgil's tail and Roman beat him up in the hall and they both got sent home early. One time he thought it'd be romantic to visit Virgil by coming in through the window JD-style and got the cops called on him. He n Vee both have the date they got together in their bios on any social media, and he is convinced that they are soulmates. Nobody in the school really understands how they ended up getting together, despite this anyone who follows Roman on snapchat or instagram have to see his 11:11 love posts.

as for the rest of the gang... Patton is a church kid and lowkey homophobic because he's really repressed, but he tries to be nice about it - he'll get there eventually. Logan is a band kid but much more tame and takes AP classes that are slowly eating at his soul! He will burnout by next semester. Janus plays devil's advocate in class, dresses way too formal for school, and definitely gets involved with discourse on twitter. He also has a questionable amount of knowledge of wars and plays Call of Duty with Remus after school. Remus uses 4chan and reddit (which I feel like is enough information for you to know he is wacky) and draws a lot of nudity for art class not for anatomy studies, but just because he can get away with it. Generally the other kids try to avoid him because his vibes are absolutely rancid.

[thefirstknife]

The reason SBMM has "failed" in the past is that while objectively it is beneficial to the vast majority of players, ALL the PvP content creators are packed in the top 20-30% of the pool (probably even less than that). These players have a sense of entitlement in that because of the shear amount of time they put into the playlist, its design should cater to their needs. "I'm the one who plays this the most, therefore my voice matters" yeah, because democracy is most effective when the only people who get to vote are those who spend ALL their free time watching political speeches, right? The fact is that D2 PvP is at its best when people give zero fucks and use dumb shit like Khepri's Horn + Wave Frame GL, NOT when the exact same loadout is used over and over again like a goddamn copypasta. It infuriates me when creators complain about facing sweaty players when its like. MOTHERFUCKER that is your default playstyle even when CBMM was a thing don't act like you were a super casual dude in 6v6 you always played that shit like it was Trials. And the thing is that their fans are gonna start thinking that SBMM is bad even if it makes their experience objectively better, because they just repeat what their favorite content creator says without forming their own opinion.

Yeah pretty much this. It also doesn't only affect Destiny either. This mentality is pervasive throughout gaming. People who play video games for a living trying to assert that their enjoyment is the only thing that matters. That just doesn't make a single sense: Bungie, and any other company, wants to make money. They make money if people play the game. They want more people to play the game. The game has to be accessible for the lowest common denominator. It's literally that simple.

Also same, I am very confused about these people not wanting to "play sweaty" in every match because:

They are self-titled pvp pros. I though competition is the point? How are you proving you're a pro if you're stomping blue gear baby lights?

They play sweaty anyway? I don't see them doing anything other than meta, ever. I'm not exactly seeing these pros screwing around with meme loadouts in their games. I don't see them being last on the leaderboard. I don't see them being playful with others.

Matches are "sweaty" for normal players ALL THE TIME. When these pros talk about "sweaty" matches, they don't seem to understand that the rest of us do not have the luxury to stop sweating in pvp. Every match I get put into requires me to sweat my hardest so I can finish my bounties so I can get my pinnacle. They are so used to matches not being sweaty because their opponents have 0.6 kd. Meanwhile, my opponents are either on my skill level or above. Very rarely do I get a match with people below my skill level. And when I do, I just mow them down and mercy them and wow, it wasn't a sweaty match. And that sucks. If I want to mow down enemies, I'll play a strike.

Not even getting into the big chunk of people who have disabilities. To them, every match was not just sweaty, it was impossible. I genuinely do not care about 0.1% of the players who are pros and how difficult pvp is for them. It's equally difficult for them now as it is difficult for average players ALL THE TIME. And arguably, a new player or an average player or someone with disabilities will always have it harder than some content creator whose job is to play video games. I am sorry, but I have no sympathy for the 1% crying, pissing and shitting about how pvp will be hard now. As the gamers says: git gud.

I hope so too. I hope they keep improving the system and that pvp ends up being enjoyable to everyone. I probably sounds like a huge pvp hater, but I actually enjoy pvp and competitive games. The problem is that I have no drive to participate if the odds are stacked against me before I even load in and if those odds cannot be improved by me.

Pvp is otherwise an enjoyable passtime for me. Especially when made accessible: being able to solo in Trials and to have Freelance weeks has been incredibly fun for me. I actively enjoy Freelance Trials. I also actively enjoyed Iron Banner with Rift mode as soon as I got done with the annoying triumphs (got Iron Lord in one week!). I really hope that these changes (or some version of them) become a standard for other modes (Trials desperately needs a fix on matchmaking, too many times I am on 1st win on my card and I get enemies who are on their win for the Lighthouse).

Yep! They added a test run of it this season, to Control. They're monitoring statistics and overall reception and will prolong the testing for now. It's only in Control currently, but depending on how it goes, it may be spread to other modes as well. From the initial reports, it seems to be well-received by like, normal people. There's always a room for improvement of course, the system isn't fully done so there will probably still be hiccups and issues. Hopefully it smooths out in time.

[saltedsolenoid]

what if i performed the 'no, you're not a gamer' copypasta as an actual monologue... i could... i'm very good at acting out angry things... but the question is if i should.

[mightbemod]

POV: @theeretblr shoots you and fucking misses 🥰

TIMELAPSE BELOW CUT !!

wait, wait, wait... hold your horses... uhm... YOU'RE A GIRL GAMER ??!???!? O_O Just when I thought you couldn't get any more attractive.. you started playing video games. Nicely done, m'lady. You've just become every man's dream woman. If you had missed a couple before, now you can be sure you've got us ALL "drooling" lol. /copypasta

ok thats all, im very proud of this drawing :) the lyrics are from Hayloft II

[destinywillowleaf]

do you ever look at yourself and think "man i don't have any self control"

anyway here's a list of headcanons of the ninjago cast playing wizard101 because i've been playing it again. i've put way too much thought into this so. hope this resonates with some niche(?) crowd. (if you have different opinions i'd be down to hear them!!)

they got into the game between S10 and S11 and hoo BOY was it a trip to watch. none of them actually knew Skylor played until Kai brought it up to her and she mentioned pulling a character out of storage.

memberships for all because that's a lot cheaper if you're only gonna play for a bit (and just??? in general??? like if you're gonna be with the game for a bit it's just cheaper to nab a one month membership and barrel through as much of the game as you can. helps to have pals.)

Zane is in charge of the account so they can shift around crowns if someone need them. Unrelated, but he's the only one allowed to be the banker in any board games with money(Monopoly, LIFE, etc.). Lloyd is never allowed to be the banker. Ever.

Kai, Jay, Cole and Zane usually all play together in a team. Lloyd, P.I.X.A.L., and Nya team up on their own and are somehow further ahead, but usually the three will just go off on their own and team up if they're on at the same time by chance.

Cole and Lloyd also like to team up because Lloyd's unhinged Gamer Energy and Cole's dedication to the role of "keep others alive" means they breeze through dungeons.

The group tried PVP once. Against each other. It went about as badly as you can imagine.

Sometimes the group just runs around as their pets when trying to sneak through areas. Jay has sent the dummy thicc copypasta into the main chat with small alterations to sneak past censors when they went through Wysteria.

If the whole group's playing, P.I.X.A.L. and Zane take the Treant, Jay uses his cloud, Nya follows in her mech, and Skylor, Kai, Cole, and Lloyd are ferried around in Skylor's Yuletide Parade Truck.

can and will quote stuff from the game at each other. "Hello, tiny wizard!"

names and other fun facts under the cut because this is. a lot.

Kai - Kyle Firecatcher. Fire.

Would want the Fire Whirlwind mount SO BAD but never actually gets it.

Has a dragon(like the one you can get for 350 gold) named Chancellor Smokey and loves him to bits even if the dragon can't do anything; spends a lot of time in Pet Pavilion

"Look, I know there's a benefit to expanding to other classes, but Fire is just objectively good"

Favorite spell to use is probably Meteor Strike, with second being a full-powered Heckhound.

Fishing king. Didn't think he'd like it at first(it's fishing and it takes Precious Pet Energy) but it's better than real fishing and the fish can be used for stuff.

Jay - Valkoor Stormwraith. Storm.

The one who bought god knows how many packs trying to get a specific drop. Probably the Storm Beast pet.

Arcus Cloud mount ftwwwww

Is not allowed to Leroy Jenkins. Ever.

Emotionally attached to his Piggle named Meatball

Got really into Monstrology so he wound up with an armful of Myth Sprites. he loves them all dearly.

Cole - Cole Sandstone(but in universe? 100% Rocky Dangerbuff). Primary life, secondary myth

The only reason he's a myth wizard is to get Earthquake. Doesn't use any other myth spells after that.

Resigned to be the healer of the team, but that doesn't mean he's gonna be nice about it. If one of them says they need healing, he's going to ignore them that turn unless it's a dire need

Rainbow hair because that's an option now and it'd be fun

Absolutely buys a dragon and names it Rocky the moment he can. That's his dragon!!

Also probably has a pet named after his mom through "Lily". Definitely something soft but ferocious

Zane - Boris. Ice.

Chose the name because he thought it would be amusing.

Has the pupil-less eyes

Typically the one taking hits so Kai and Jay can deal stupid amounts of damage, since Ice is Tanky without the risk of losing the healer.

Has the house with the most features and fancy things. Probably has a well-maintained garden and a dedicated crafting area.

Is That One Guy with all the pets. They just roam around his house.

Lloyd - Calamity Unicornfountain. Balance, with a preference for the spirit schools.

Is only playing as a female wizard because "Luke Skywalker is good, but I can call myself the Calamity to befall someone and that's awesome".

100% has a wolf of some kind to represent Akita named Dakota(it's the closest he could get). Would get the Festive Fox but He Can't

Picked the slit pupil eyes because he thought they looked neat

Honestly enjoys teaming up with strangers to take on areas. He'll just vibe in the commons and take up assist requests. It's nice not to have the pressure of being the green ninja when helping out

Hoards treasure cards thanks to dragon instinct. Shiny is good and shiny is MINE

Nya - Scarlet Seacatcher. Primary death, secondary ice.

Didn't want to be "the girlfriend here as a healer" so she decided only to heal herself

Probably has one of the mech mounts

Has looked Kai dead in the eye while teleporting to him for a killsteal

The default name for her Midnight Cat was "Magnificent Waffles" and it stuck

Turned off her own chat functions after someone wanted to send her a dick pic

P.I.X.A.L. - Tatiana. Primary myth, secondary enough of the other schools to get All The Golems(except for Balance).

Really only picked myth to "round out" the group, but she's come to appreciate having minions. Makes running off on her own easier.

She likes the golems :) basically her bread and butter is summons and golems.

Is the second-highest level wizard in the group and probably moved on without them more than a few times.

Absolutely has a two-person mount. Probably the Treant

Continues to try and find ways to work around the censoring system.

Skylor - Amber Wyrmthorn. Balance, and leans towards the elemental schools.

She's been playing for YEARS and has the gear and levels to prove it. Getting used to the new stuff was weird but worth it.

Her favorite thing to do, hands down, is stitch low-level gear onto her high-level gear so she seems unsuspecting and then absolutely wrecks house

Her character's original clothes make her look like a watermelon and she refuses to let anyone actually see that appearance

"How much money have you spent on this game?" "Yes."

Has forgotten what things no longer exist/what quests have changed. She was shocked to find out the Fairy Queen was a retired creature

edit: i just realized i never included the pictures hold on