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Look, *mumbles* can't we just add Lady Uangfah to Princess Anil's protective ring harem? That would solve all her Lord Muang-Rahm issues... If not create a whole lot more, I know, I know, shhhhhh.
#rewatching the episode and yeah#i love uangfah a lot!#get her away from the duke!#i mean here's a previously canon way...#cousins-shmousins#they're already royalty/nobility in a time where that wasn't uncommon so...#hah hah!#the loyal pin#the loyal pin spoilers#princess anil#lady uang#lady uangfah#lord muang-rahm#this has been a post#no this is not a terribly serious post#...just a smidgen of a serious post...#*averts eyes* hah hah...
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just saw a post saying Charles Edwards is 'too old' to play Celebrimbor. That is entirely wrong.
#on so many levels it is wrong#i really want to call that a vile take#it is vile#first off that's a very ageist thing to say#second off it is entirely within the show runners' ability to you know make it look like a given character doesn't age#third celebrimbor is going to do some serious shit and it is wonderful to think that it takes a toll so great that he ages#fourth bold of you so assume celebrimbor will survive season 2/3#fifth there are so many inconsistencies with tolkien canon and you're drawing the line at the elves being too human?#terrible news for you but all the actors are human#and that's not getting into the problematic beauty of 'youthfulness'#anyway i am very salty about this#no actually this is an entirely appropriate reaction to that vile post#not rbing because i don't rb idiocy#grimwing gripes#rings of power#celebrimbor#charles edwards
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best part of season 2 was actually mr farouk's disapproving eyebrow
#i need to edit it with the vine boom i'm so serious#youssef farouk#heartstopper#hstv#heartstopper s2#heartstopper season 2#heartstopper netflix#heartstopper tv#hstv s2#lova's terrible posts
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POST-CANON TACO HEADCANON WOOOO
I think that if she and Mepad were to start living in the hotel (sharing a room) she would hoard food. Please hear me out. The food sources we know of on the island include:
•what is inside the hotel
•mephone himself
•a few orange, apple(?) and lemon trees
•where ever she gets her tea, I suppose? (But I drink liters of tea per day, and I'm still hungry, so.)
So! I'm gonna make the educated guess that Taco didn't usually have enough to eat. Her food sources are inconsistent at best and nonexistant at worst. And this is while she was homeless in the forest for *years*!! So I think she'd start secretly hoarding food in her and Mepad's room. Just in case. Anyways, Mepad would eventually find out about this because, well, he lives in that room. And being the KING and ICON and GENTLEMAN Mepad is, he would get her a little mini fridge so she could have her food in a place where it wouldn't go bad but she could still keep it close and safe and have her just-in-case supply.
#taco ii#ii taco#mepad ii#ii mepad#tacopad#sourscreen#if youd like#this can be platonic or romantic#i love them either way#ii headcanons#ii headcanon#im so serious everyone please join me in thinking about how homeless and isolation would continue to impact taco post-canon#because i have so many thoughts about it#maybe ill actually post them lol#i want a fic about this#but im terrible at writing#and by that i mostly mean like the act of actually writing#these tags are too long lmao
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i just started crying cause i've never been so sure about anything as i am about dnp dropping the relationship bomb on us. my gut rarely ever lies and this has me by the fucking throat
#i've had dreams of people coming out to me months before they've come out irl#i've also predicted dapg uploads like 7 times in a row before#and that one time i said phil should post in exactly 5 hours and he did. on the dot#im so serious this is insane im going through my own edits from this year and all the buildup has never been more obvious#it only points in one direction#dan and phil#dnp#phan#phil lester#amazingphil#daniel howell#danisnotonfire#terrible influence tour
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ik I'm late to the trend, but--
#sacred and terrible air#tereesz machejek#sometimes i feel a bit weird posting silly things to sata tag when everybody else are doing serious analysis or something...#but still#disco elysium#de meme#discoposting#disco elysium meme#de#cusn art
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will never understand how people get genuinely angry over people’s views on fictional skeletons (primarily on aspects that don’t matter). cause like. that’s basically just someone’s oc. that oc’s creator has drawn that oc doing what you’re upset other people are drawing them doing. you are defending someone’s oc from something that does not matter. i can bet you a billion bucks if you went to the creator of your blorbo they would not get mad at whatever you’re upset about. they’d go “such is life” and go smoke a cigarette or something. depending on who you’re thinking about there’s a chance they’ve literally said before that they really don’t care. and neither should you
#I cannot emphasize this enough#this isnt?? me justifying like weird shit?????#or anything like that#rather please pls pls don’t fill my dash up with ‘nobody gets XYZ and you all are terrible people because-‘ come on guys#this isn’t targeted btw#just generally#it is never that serious i can promise you#utmv#sans undertale#you’re allowed to be upset/frustrated btw??? i get pissy all the time#but like i dont post that other people#are the devil just cause i don’t like the grr alpha male cross sans portrayal#i talk abt pet peeves sure but like i don’t say other people are terrible for enjoying that#you live your life ill live mine yanno#im on so many drugs (prescribed ones)#and hardly got sleep last night#sooooo#might not be the most eloquent thing I’ve ever said
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I recently reinstalled tiktok and GOD it was such a jumpscare remembering how god awful the tiktok tdlosk fandom was compared to tumblr. Like jesus christ why is everyone so negative and shitty all the fucking time, do they not get like exhausted from it
#“saiki is aro/ace so if you ship him with anyone youre a terrible awful person” have you ever experienced joy in your life#“*insert ship here* is such a terrible ship i dont know why anyone would like it” have you ever experienced happiness#anyway this post was prompt by me seeing someone complain about the saiki x satou ship saying its terrible and bad#like girl its not that serious#if you dont like it you can just scroll away?????#i seriously dont understand why people cant just live and let live#being negative all the time about fandom stuff is so fucking awful#it must be exhausting#saiki k#tdlosk#the disastrous life of saiki k.#saiki no psi nan#im too lazy to tag
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serious post time. concerning some thoughts ive had about zverev at LC. nothing too heavy but under the cut in case u just wanna scroll past.
i was talking to my mum about this and i think most of tennisblr share the same sentiment towards him so im not gonna be saying anything too radical. Its also not going to be super concise because im mostly spitballing here.
I was just thinking about how we talk about him and how we as a community navigate his presence on tour. I know that there's a vindictive joy that comes with seeing him lose that's especially potent since he basically got away with domestic violence scot free.
Seeing him lose is a good feeling because he clearly cares a lot and it feels like winning that he's upset, but it also doesn't actually mean anything in the scope of things. Obviously on some level if he lost enough he would no longer be relevant but it's inescapable that he is, unfortunately, very good at tennis. He's number 2 in the world. Call him a choker all you want, he's still vastly more successful that 99.9% of all tennis players.
But it's also just sport- a game. It's not the outcome of the match that amounts to anything outside of a very small community of people; its the celebrity, the money and clout and hero worship. The fact of the matter is it doesn't make a difference to the women he abused if he wins a match because he still abused them and he is still famous. He will always have been famous, even if he retires tomorrow. They will still interview him, laud him in press, put him in ads.
I just sometimes think- what right do I have to feel vindicated by his losses? To weigh his literal actual crimes against the outcome of some silly ball game? In a perfect world he would not be playing, he would be banned by the ITF and shunned publicly by his fellow players. He would not be invited to Laver Cup.
I won't say I don't look at tournament draws and hope for his early loss, but at least at tour events that means an early exit. I can't find it in myself to care if he wins or loses at Laver Cup, not really. Because he will still be there, he is still part of the team, he is still on the bench. It doesn't matter if he wins because he's still an abuser people paid thousands of dollars to watch play a game.
#alexander zverev#does he have an anti tag? im not sure the fandom here is large enough for that#anti alexander zverev#just to be safe#i dont know.. i did try and proofread this to make sure its coherent but the thoughts arent fully formed anyway#it just feels kind of... useless i guess? after a point- to become emotionally invested in the outcome of his career#and im not saying that all jokes or references to him are specifically terrible like i know that for many its the only feeling of#retribution against the failure of the institution both tennis and judicial#and hes by far not an edge case even outside of famous men#and now im rambling again and probably making even less sense#ill leave it there i suppose#feel free to comment if u have any thoughts#cw domestic violence#serious post
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WHY ARE YOU SO EVIL!!! /POS. ATTACKING YOU.
Xemnas and Xigbar for 37 if that number hasn't been done? If it has, how about 74?
no puedo pedirle lo eterno a un simple mortal // ay, todo lo que he hecho por ti.
[ID: a mostly black and white drawing with a purple overlay of xigbar and xemnas shown from the hip up on the left side of the image. the background is black and has some diagonal lines with a bit of transparency on the right side. the shadows are harsh, with only a bit of light falling on their faces.
they stand before each other turned to the audience. xigbar, holds the handle and the middle of No Name before him, head tilted down as he looks to the audience. xemnas stands a full head taller behind xigbar, his left hand held some distance below the bladed tip of No Name, his left eye is covered by his fringe.
xemnas visible eye is painted ochre with a white pupil, while xigbar's eye is white and gold. The eyes on no name's handle and the gazing eye on the blade are a vibrant cyan. the caption reads the spanish lyrics "i can't ask a simple mortal for a forever" and "oh, everything i've done for you." /End ID.]
close-up under keep reading.
#capisnotonfire#PUTS MY HAND TO MY STERNUM AND FALLS TO THE FLOOR ON MY KNEES /affectionate#warning to whoever might open the link; there's a slightly suggestive several 'ay's at the beginning porque shakira it's also bass heavy#OBJECTIVELY THE FUNNIEST SONG THAT COULD'VE COME UP. it's the gift that keeps on giving!!#this specific remix's been on my top list... several years; top five for a couple. i've loved it forever. top radio edits ever.#it's basically about a guy that makes up excuses to hide he's cheating and a gal that's fed up with his bullshit and is like. okay. bye.#i briefly considered going with............ right now i know my heart is yours <- in regards to i'm already half-xehanort#as per usual not ship art but it would be HILARIOUS if it was. it would've been able to go so many incredibly funny tragic ways#nano does reqs#my doods#xigbar kh#xemnas kh#IT TOOK SO LONG. putting this out there because i WILL lose my marbles if i do anything more. it's not as polished as it could.#fret not if you've asked for a req i am still doing 'em this one just. kicked my ass (been busy). i tried a couple of things and failed#THEN the file corrupted like 9 hours in and i wanted to die a little (thank the heavens my drawing app has a#thing to get back corrupted files through their screen recording) but i GIVE UP (affectionate)#Does this make sense thematically? Fuck if i know. i forgot all lore (half serious). it looked cooler in my head (jesting)#anyways. mwah tysm for the ask<3#i love posting at mystifying times (i finish at terrible hours and get excited)#described#74
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selina kyle in batman caped crusader is literally The Worst it’s so funny to see people still shipping her with bruce. he literally tells her she’s wasting his time when she kisses him. no one understands my vision. aroace batman nation we need to rise. this is our time
#be so fr people take a look at her episode she is terrible. it’s awesome that they let her be terrible#spoilt rich kid without the riches because she wasted it all on law fees and bail money and her dad spent it all. mistreats her staff.#is in it all for the glamour. couldve put her ambition toward literally anything but stealing#she needs some serious character development before bruce even thinks about taking a look at her#my post#i AM maintagging this because i am brave#batman: caped crusader#batman caped crusader
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There are two things involving Shockwave and Elita-1 I’d really love to see in a transformers series (they are not compatible):
1. Them being absolutely enemies. Elita and Shockwave hate each other. They got like 4 billion years of extra war between them and they cannot stand even the sight of one another. Optimus and Megatron wish they hated each other as much as Shockwave and Elita do. They should get to be silly, terrible rivals at least once, please <3
2. Shockwave and Elita-1 ending the war on Cybertron and for a more crack version of this getting together too. Genuinely I’d be so into a series where like Optimus and Megatron establish communication back with Cybertron and the war is just over. Even funnier the war is over and their respective romantic partners are now married
#I’m like so sorry if this isn’t coherent I’m a bit eepy#shockwave has gotta be one of my favorite transformers and I always shock people when they learn I’m not much of a wavewave fan#like soundwave and shockwave are a great concept. the fan work is neat. I’m just much more into shockwave/Megatron#and recently the utter crack that is Elita/Shockwave#i am kinda into Elita/Optimus. blame a pal of mine. I just think they’re kinda neat and kinda cute#Optimus/Megatron coming back to Cybertron only to see that the war is over and Elita/SW are now married: ‘What happened!?!?’#shockwave/Elita: ‘… in our defense you were gone a long time’#i have like such a terrible mix of crack and very serious ideas for both versions in this post#i may or may not write something for both of these but I’m so bad at finishing content so no promises 😅#just for the sake of adding more to the terrible enemies idea#Elita: ‘the most terrible man in this war…’ Bee: ‘Megatr-‘ Elita: ’Shockwave’#shockwave: ‘no one understands my intense rivalry with Elita-1’ Starscream: ‘who?’#transformers#gen1 transformers#elita one#shockwave#do these two even have a ship tag??? i doubt it#shockwave x elita#idk#optimus prime#megatron#Honestly tho I just wish they could interact like at all#There’s so much potential with them being the ones left behind on Cybertron but no one wants to talk about it
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baking soda is multipurpose
#my video lol#shitpost#talkloid#drugs tw#utau#gekiyaku#kazehiki#he just wanted cookies </3#the only reason i made this was bc i got a shitty idea and i wanted to see how angry i could make hiki's english bank sound lmao#the answer is not very much loll. maybe it was the resampler i used? and/or just he's not built to sound angry#absolutely terrible timing of posting this like a week after their v6 releases LMAOOO i hope kuzutokaze never sees this man#i think its funny how i've only ever used these idiots (mostly hiki) for shitposts and meanwhile they have like#one of THE darkest hc story shits i came up w/ for them in my head. i'd love to do serious things w/ them#but i suck at drawing them so 😭😭😭😭#anyways this is the 1 english shitpost i'll make w/ them back to exclusively using them in spanish. /hj
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Not to fan the discourse flames, especially since this is mainly a web novel occurrence, but certain people who hate Jiang Cheng purely on moral grounds are really strange to me when you consider what Wei Wuxian did to Wen Chao. "He (allegedly) killed innocent demonic cultivators." "He's ungrateful." "He's homophobic." "He's manipulative and abusive." Okay, but, like, Wen Chao literally ate parts of himself out of madness. Wang Lingjiao bit his penis off. Like or dislike any character you want without apology, but we're well past morality policing rn tbh. It's okay if they're a little fucked up
#not a quote#jiang cheng#wei wuxian#wen chao#mdzs#pro jiang cheng#<-for blocking#this isn't like a serious argument btw. it's just so funny to me that we're arguing about morals of a novel#where the main character brutally tortured a man. like. I think we can accept characters being terrible ppl#suggestive language#cannibalism#genitalia mention#sorry I just can't imagine being that pressed about a character tbh. I make pro JC posts but I fundamentally do not care that much lol#abuse mention#self cannibalism#my posts#it's also 1 am. I need to be asleep but I'm talking about cannibalism (again)
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Hell's Egress
#ffxiv#endwalker spoilers#gpose#bounding frog#okay serious post#now I've gotten way too obsessed with Frog connecting with this shard#Frog: I CAN FIX HER#everyone else: can only see a fearsome blank-faced snarling monster that goes smash chomp grrrrrr and does sick DPS#levelling an alt who is your reaper avatar is a terrible idea actually#this was funny once
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I'm so peeved that literally every aspect of the Gerudo in BOTW/TOTK serves to make me mad bc I love the Gerudo desert and I think that some of the most interesting NPCs to speak to are Gerudo.........alas
#august.chr#trying my damndest to piece together a BOTW/TOTK timeline bc I dont believe for an instant that the divine beasts are 10k years old#and i'm scraping my brain trying to think if any cutscenes from pre-calamity mention the ban on voe in the city#bc i'm trying to justify an in-universe reason why the gerudo would implement such a policy#given you know. they're a trading city. and banning men. means banning half of all possible trade partners.#my best guess is that the gerudo were always somewhat isolationist but were much more lenient#until the calamity hit and the gerudo faced serious damages from ganon's destruction and vah naboris causing sandstorms for a while#in the turmoil the gerudo banned visitation but after enough years it became obvious that this was destroying the city's economy#so they opened the gates back up but only to women. because the gerudos' need to find men to sustain their population in combination with#the new Inaccessability of gerudo women invited a rather predatory type of crowd. so this discriminatory gate system was an attempt to cull#this behavior. but it only made it worse because it just cemented gerudo women in the cultural perception as hard to get and Foreign#<-(aka Interesting skeevy edition)#so to the gerudo opening the gates means the not unlikely possibility of inviting harassment from scummy guys but not opening the gate will#never allow this terrible dynamic to heal. and instead of trying to forge a healthier relationship with dating for gerudo women#the gerudo have leaned into this gender seperationist ideal. as seen with mattison and the whole culture of removing young gerudo girls from#their fathers and the kingdom of hyrule at large in favor of staying in gerudo town#anyways sorry i hate the gerudo's worldbuilding but i actively hate the fan approaches to make it Woke Gender Essentialism more#it's literally not better if you go 'well the gerudo would let trans women into town if they just claimed to be women' like.#no they wouldn't. they let link into town in the gerudo vai fit because he passes as a woman in the outfit. if he changes clothes in town he#stops passing and they kick him out.#gerudo town is literally TERF city it's a city where a society of women have isolated themselves and banned men from interacting and will#only allow women they subjectively deem to be Womanly Enough to enter their gates#and teach young gerudo girls that men are dangerous and that they have to grow up in gerudo town until they come of age. like it's literally#a law that gerudo diaspora have to move to gerudo town before puberty#anyways sorry this is like the third time in the past 2 years i've drafted a post about how i think the gerudo's worldbuilding#is both illogical and abusive to the gerudo growing up in it. but illogical and abusive does not make for unrealistic worldbuilding either#so i want to find a way to work within its confines while also complaining loudly about it the entire time
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