#no stats all vibes

[ask-asexual-crystal-gems]

*Alloromantics talking about romance

Me, an aro: god make it stop

*Allosexuals talking about sex

Me, an ace spec repulsed person: god shut upppppp

*Gendered people discoursing enndddlesssly about gender which is so abstract

Me, agender: why. Just why.

(which is far more common in the ace community)

(I was gonna wait to post this until we found out whether Trump was thwarted in the election, but @galaxy--ace put out a call for spicy takes, and mentioned something very similar, so I guess here we go…)

*conventionally trans people waxing poetic about their ideal body and bemoaning the one they have

Me, agender: My ideal form is genital-less and maybe not even physical. I can’t transition to that. Oh, you can transition but are still complaining and not contemplating body positivity or body neutrality? Hm. I’m sure the people or teens you’re mentoring and those you’re socially influencing will benefit from that discourse omission.

*alloplatonic people talking about friendships

Me, an aplatonic(?): Yes. Yes that right there. Good shit. Keep going. More! Morrrre!!!! I have so much vicarious fun watching you do something despite the fact I don’t much seem to be interested in such.

*goes back to watching shows about various careers and stuff I’d never do

*returns

Wholesome! Nom nom! Feed me!

[bogkeep]

TODAY i got my swimmies in a beautiful sunset

[leviiackrman]

"I mostly think about killing and sex. Both apply to you, match stick - consider yourself lucky"

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[phan-and-dil-tears]

Not to be heteronormative on gayme but I think we know who tops

[eldesperadont]

Matthew Lillard homoerotic murder twink role range:

is obsessively devoted to another man and helps him get away with murder (Stu Macher)

has men obsessively devoted to him help him get away with murder (Doug Van Housen)

[ronanlynchbf]

[charaznablescanontoyota]

pls ignore if too spoilery, but can i ask for al's fk breakdown, if you have details? and also the item he is holding and its stats?

so when i made the team lineup image i did not actually go in and make all the players individually. that said? absolutely i will do al's player card right now it's a slow day at work

in my mind he has a careful bat of some kind and a gravity uhhh cap? were those the defense items? i don't remember enough about how items worked

also insplect only lets me get so granular but. guy who is built like a crab to me. i just know his laserlikeness and continuation are crazy. and omnisience/tenaciousness

in infinity blaseball au proper where all the kids meet in the hall he would also be incinerated obv. and probably have worse stats because his superallergy popped off at some point

[vonlipvig]

i could go on the suzerain reddit to learn a lot about the game and read what smart people have discovered to help my own strategies BUT I DON'T WANT TO

[vault81]

there we go, I've done my other oc's onto the fallout oc sheet now as well!

[attapullman]

you know what would be excellent? if The Line could hit distribution before stats!Bob sequel purely for gif and photo purposes

[space-blue]

IRL Character sheet

I was chatting with friends about our various neurodivergences today and one friend in particular is staying over because life is kicking her in the shins, so I started drawing this and asked what else should be on our spectrum checker and she deadpaned 'existential dread' so here we are. Did one for each of us, but you can have your own template for personal convenience lol

That's me, drawing this as I lost the plot twice removed on what I was supposed to do! weee

Vincent insisted his recent Gortash obsession did not qualify as fandom brainrot, just brainrot, because he, and I quote "brainrots on his own". I have failed multiple times to get him into fanfic.

The template:

I hope you can appreciate the scientific accuracy of the thing

[amplexadversary]

Ashton Greymoore: “See, this is what happens when you start externalizing every fucking problem that you have. Easy to take a look at.

There’s a bunch of people who are treating other people like, just like they’re fucking nothing, like they’re fucking pawns. It doesn’t matter what the fuck they want - they are doing it wrong, it is not hard to see.

You’re being fucked with. We’re all being fucked with; whatever the fuck they say they’re doing, that’s where I draw the g-, the line. If they had such a great idea of what the world was supposed to be and what that thing was, they could just tell people.

But instead they’re making everybody miserable. They’re killing people.

Fuck that, fuck them, and I am going to be more than happy to drop a fucking ship on them.

I’m so sick of this shit.”

-Critical Role, Campaign 3, Episode 49 1:43:02

[hallowpen]

[just-a-leech-boy]

listening to Fox Mulder Is A Maniac and half of it is just. haha this guy is so fucked up and weird he literally [insert autism symptom]

[cityandking]

concept: literal spacefarers voidhopping party

[damianito]

Srry if this is annoying but what roles do u think chuuya and dazai would be in genshin? Like chuuya would be main dps, but do you think dazai would be a sub-dps? Or a shielder bc he is geo?

Not annoying at all, pls keep asking all you desire, i love to answer. Chuuya is definitely a DPS while Dazai is support/shield, tho he is one of those that if you build him like DPS he will be a tank