#i just statted them for kicks and to make the rancid vibes joke

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pls ignore if too spoilery, but can i ask for al's fk breakdown, if you have details? and also the item he is holding and its stats?

so when i made the team lineup image i did not actually go in and make all the players individually. that said? absolutely i will do al's player card right now it's a slow day at work

in my mind he has a careful bat of some kind and a gravity uhhh cap? were those the defense items? i don't remember enough about how items worked

also insplect only lets me get so granular but. guy who is built like a crab to me. i just know his laserlikeness and continuation are crazy. and omnisience/tenaciousness

in infinity blaseball au proper where all the kids meet in the hall he would also be incinerated obv. and probably have worse stats because his superallergy popped off at some point