#fandom brainrot

[same-pic-rick-roll]

Me when the horde of undead mummies form a corpse pyramid to help their descendent climb a spatial anomaly and save their kingdom:

[brainbleedo]

I want you all to know that a family member brought up something about swarms and I literally paused for a good few seconds before it clicked that they were talking about a wasps nest they saw.

Tma has ruined my brain. I see a worm? Jane Prentiss. tape recorder? Tma. Archives? You mean the Magnus institute, London??

Even just the colour green. Istg. I just can't be normal now.

[genderfuckpirate]

"fuck it we ball" (x)

[mybrainrotyourproblem]

Anthony did not have to go that hard when playing Nathan Wallace

And yet he did

Man put his whole pussy into the role and he slayed

[natythefanatic]

I love them sm, so I just had to make proper drawing with them

Jeroným is head over heels for Gale <3 They’re just wizard malewife and silly bard (who occasionally makes soundtrack when they get into fight)

They act super lovey dovey and rest of the crew has to put up with it

[masha-nikita]

The kind of genius friend I have..(cont.)

(previous post here)

Friend: Hey!

Me: *jump*

Friend: You know Fedor is actually a Russian name? It is a Greek-Russian orthodox name, for example, the famous writer FEDOR DOSTOIEVSKI.

Me: *remember* Oh yeah, Fedi's mother is a Russian aristocrat...

Friend: ... meaning Fedor von Bock at least comprehends Russian. What vulgarities of revenge, humiliation and torture the Red Army soldiers must've spewed in front of this captured Wehrmacht field marshal, not knowing that Fedor understands everything they say among themselves. A void opens up in his stomach. He tries not to tremble.

They're saying, hand Fedor von Bock to Lavrentiy Beria, head of NKVD! For once Stalin's slow executioner is going to have a field day breaking this Nazi's frail frame, when Rokossovsky intervened.

Imagine this-

Me- *scream* OMG OMEGAVERSE AGAIN?

Konstantin Rokossovsky- *to his subordinates* I heard our famed enemy does not fold under any pressure, so ditch your lunatic ideas of involving NKVD. Fedor von Bock the Holy Fire is going to lunge at our comrades whatever chance he gets, to hurt and kill, and expects to be killed. Guard him carefully, no knives, no weapons, no suicide tools. I am going to search his person myself. Off to your duties.

*soldiers exit*.

Fedor von Bock- *remains silent*

Rokossovsky- ... *touches* What kind of iron will allows this field marshal to conceal his delicate omega body for so long, especially on the battlefield?

Von Bock- Speak your own language. Your broken German is an affront to humanity and our Führer.

Rokossovsky- *Annoyed at this deliberate mention of Hitler, wraps his hand around Fedor's thin neck, enough to choke*. You'd be an even greater affront to your "Führer" if I put you in heat, and the infant in your body has the hot blood of a Communist coursing through their veins.

HOW CAN SHE DO THIS TO ME?? I HAVE A SOFT SPOT FOR ENEMY SHIPS! (ie- Montgomery x Rommel)

Friend- But the Red Army guys are the biggest chads!

Me- Don't ask a fanfic from me, I can't write fics....

Friend- And I don't speak English.

Me- *TOTALLY DIE*

[anonzentimes]

komahina where nagito gets self deprecating and hajime shuts it down with kisses save me save me sav

[starzwave]

DUDES. Honestly, I've been consuming so much Billford fan art and animations. LIKE YOU NAME IT—ohmygod—what kinda of next-level toxic divorce old man Yaoi I been consuming?? HUH LIKE HUH? Do you guys see my vision or I'm just going insane from Book of Bill?

I ain't even trying to hide my cringeness. NAH.

I can't draw or write good fics at all. BUT I NEED TO MAKE SOMETHING TOO!!! Even though I can enjoy endless content. It's not enough for me—I'm still hungry—HELP.

Thank you for listening to my TED talk.

[bronzelightburns]

Would love a Tekken or Dead or Alive style Murder Drones fighting game

Imagine flying around as N or V knocking the crap out of Solver or Alice with a Lars or Alisa style moveset

And all the badass stage hazards, like getting thrown through walls and smashed through floors and explosions that extend your combos

And everyone's got a badass cinematic super/rage art

Imagine the music and the intro and outro quotes and poses, like POV: J stomping on your chest and saying she'd kill you if she didn't need you alive, or N offering a hand to help you up with an apology

Tell me this wouldn't be fire

[fandombrainrots]

Chapter three!! (Ao3 saw it first)

Chapter 3: The chaos unfolds

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It took three days before the channel finally posted a video again, but this time the channel was under a different name, as well as a proper banner and profile picture to go with. It was almost, villainous, with how the glowing green text seemed to pop from the screen, seeping into the dark red background. The new video had a cover of the channel, static on the sides of the screen. The Justice League had once again gathered to watch the video, this time the bat clan joining since they would be a part of the mission. “Everyone ready to play?” Hal asked from the front of the room, this time the one in control of the computer. A chorus of affirmative was all Hal needed to start the video, static overtaking the screen.

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The screen’s static faded into a room, the boy from last time, Danny, standing at a table with a grim look upon his face. The boy looked directly at the camera, before speaking.

“Warning, you are about to see videos covering the Zone. This channel is not to encourage, but to protect.” Danny brought his arms into view, the camera picking up the scars that littered the boy’s arms as he continued speaking. “No matter what we say, the zone is and will be dangerous. do not seek out the zone. Do not approach the entities in the zone. But most importantly, never. Ask. How. They. Died.” The static came back the second the last word escaped from Danny’s mouth, fading into another room, this one covered with computer monitors all over the walls, wires covering the background as some of them glowed. And a boy with dark features sitting in the center, fiddling with something in his hands. Looking up at the camera, it seemed like gold reflected in his eyes for a moment before he spoke.

“This is a pda.” He held up the item he had been fiddling with, its age showing through the screen. “Yes, it’s old. However, these are the only items that work inside of the zone.” The boy put down the pda, looking straight into the camera with a grim expression.

“These devices need to be specially modified if you want a connection between the zone and reality. You will see these frequently, however we will not explain how to make them work. The zone is a dangerous place. Do not seek out the Zone.”

As static filled the screen once more, worry filled the room as the league looked around at each other.

“What happened to those kids? Danny seemed so carefree in the last one, and who was the other person?” Superman spoke up from the back of the room before the screen faded into a greenhouse this time. A girl with short black hair dressed in black was in the hallway of the greenhouse, clearly providing information that she was goth.

“The zone is extremely contaminated. Long exposure to the zone will affect humans, and plants.” She spoke as she walked to the side, the plants in the room seeming to reach for her as she moved. Picking up a pot, the vines inside seemed to slowly wrap around her arm. “Do not eat plants in the zone if you end up inside. Do not touch plants in the zone. Do not seek out the zone.” She put the pot back down, unwrapping the vines from her skin. “The plants aren’t the only ones affected when left inside too long.” She said as she stared at the camera, a sad expression filled her face before the screen cut to black, glowing text seeping out as it did.

“Do not try to enter the Zone. It should only happen by mistake. You are not the highest one inside, though you are the prey.” All three voices from before echoed over each other before the video ended.

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The room was silent, spooked by the end of the video. Diana looked at Batman, her face set in a scowl. “What’s the eta on the mission?” Everyone in the room looked to the man for his answer. “We leave in two days, I need to set up a cover.” Bruce left the room, slipping away to make a phone call while the league began to rewind the video, going over the footage once more.

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“This is Vlad Masters, to whom may I address this call?” Vlad was in his office, a grin spreading along his face as the caller spoke. “Ah Bruce! I’d never realized you thought so highly of me! Yes of course I could host you, I’d love to talk business of course.” He spun in his chair as he picked up his cat. “Your kids? Well of course they are welcome! I will have to have my godson over for them to meet, he’s a fine boy after all.” Vlad couldn’t help but grin as the man on the phone spoke. He’d have to plan an event for Mr. Wayne after all! The opportunity to get his hands into a part of the Wayne industry was something he was determined not to miss, and if he had to wrangle the little badger into his arms for a couple days, well, he’s sure Jack won’t mind.

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[splatoweentown]

i think i have brainworms

[the-bar-sinister]

Classic Gerard P Donelan comic that always makes me think of Trevor and Michael when I see it going around tumblr.

[genderfuckpirate]

2023:

1. KNOW NO SHAME

2. FIGHT FOR THE SAKE OF FIGHTING

3. REMEMBER THAT NOTHING IS INEVITABLE HERE

[lordmushroomkat]

Anyway I have purged my queue of Ace Attorney (I posted it all, enjoy the the massive wall of nonsense from me.) So now it's just miscellaneous and then The New Brainrot.

There's already an image of one of these clowns on here so enjoy that.

But anyway... It's Vanitas Time.

I am unhinged about all of the characters but I am becoming absolutely unwell about the titular Vanitas himself.

He's an asshole and I like him so much.

He's unhinged. He's so disingenuous and so repressed but he's so bad at keeping his feelings in. I swear sometimes he's just dissociating in the middle of a conversation.

He's a bastard and a bitch. He hates both vampires and humans for their cruelty but not nearly as much as he hates himself.

He has completely given up on life and is sustaining himself purely on spite and guilt. He makes people hate him on purpose.

He is kind but not nice. He is the embodiment of that cat knife meme, you know the one. He is babygirl and pathetic little meow meow. I want to send him to therapy.*

His vibes are constructed entirely out of red flags. He's a bisexual man that you want to keep 20 feet away from all women at all times because geeeeez my guy learn to behave yourself. He's a sarcastic prick. He's incomprehensibly traumatized.

I want to run him over with a freight train. I want to wrap him up in a homemade quilt and give him a cup of hot cocoa. I want someone to hold him tenderly. I want that twink obliterated (gayly).

He looks and acts like a feral alley cat. His outfit is simultaneously iconic and absurd. I think he stole someone's gender. He wears gloves with claws on them.

He is terrified of genuine connection yet he craves intimacy so badly. He is a massive pile of trust issues.

He is doomed by the narrative, he is running out of time, he is destroying himself through every step of his objective. He knows he will likely destroy himself before he can ever succeed. He is terrified of losing his humanity. He calls his objective vengeance but I'm pretty sure it's actually absolution.

There is something very very wrong with him.💖💜💙

*(I want to send all of these characters to therapy.)

[monarchetype]

yeah sure I could just passively experience this piece of art and take it as it comes OR I could think about it way way way too much and then be disappointed when what happens next isn't as cool as what I came up with in my head

[natythefanatic]

Baldur’s gate brainrot is far from being over and still going strong

Enjoy this very self indulgent drawing I did of Gale and my beloved tav Jeroným🫶🏻

Also I believe in chubby Gale supremacy. That man does not have abs, he drew them himself and it shows