#fandom brainrot

[rhiandoesfandom]

Season 4 Helluva Boss (this is a direct result of my epic the musical brainrot):

Blitz: I will fall in love with you-over and over again! I don't care how where or when, I don't care how long its been, YOURE MINE!

Stolas: bu-

Blitz: don't tell me you're not the same person. You're always my husband and I've been waiting, waiting, for love.

Stolas: Blitz....

[same-pic-rick-roll]

Me when the horde of undead mummies form a corpse pyramid to help their descendent climb a spatial anomaly and save their kingdom:

[brainbleedo]

I want you all to know that a family member brought up something about swarms and I literally paused for a good few seconds before it clicked that they were talking about a wasps nest they saw.

Tma has ruined my brain. I see a worm? Jane Prentiss. tape recorder? Tma. Archives? You mean the Magnus institute, London??

Even just the colour green. Istg. I just can't be normal now.

[mybrainrotyourproblem]

Anthony did not have to go that hard when playing Nathan Wallace

And yet he did

Man put his whole pussy into the role and he slayed

[heartgoth90]

Let me explain my brain to you. My brain is made up almost entirely of simping for fictional lesbians. There is no room for anything else. I do not want anything else.

[oldfangirl81]

Did the 911/Supernatural fics summon Gabriel (Richard Spright Jr) to appear in the finale of Lone Star as a reverend? Kinda like in Hell House, Changing Channels, The Monster at the End of This Book, The French Mistake, etc.

[natythefanatic]

I love them sm, so I just had to make proper drawing with them

Jeroným is head over heels for Gale <3 They’re just wizard malewife and silly bard (who occasionally makes soundtrack when they get into fight)

They act super lovey dovey and rest of the crew has to put up with it

[masha-nikita]

The kind of genius friend I have..(cont.)

(previous post here)

Friend: Hey!

Me: *jump*

Friend: You know Fedor is actually a Russian name? It is a Greek-Russian orthodox name, for example, the famous writer FEDOR DOSTOIEVSKI.

Me: *remember* Oh yeah, Fedi's mother is a Russian aristocrat...

Friend: ... meaning Fedor von Bock at least comprehends Russian. What vulgarities of revenge, humiliation and torture the Red Army soldiers must've spewed in front of this captured Wehrmacht field marshal, not knowing that Fedor understands everything they say among themselves. A void opens up in his stomach. He tries not to tremble.

They're saying, hand Fedor von Bock to Lavrentiy Beria, head of NKVD! For once Stalin's slow executioner is going to have a field day breaking this Nazi's frail frame, when Rokossovsky intervened.

Imagine this-

Me- *scream* OMG OMEGAVERSE AGAIN?

Konstantin Rokossovsky- *to his subordinates* I heard our famed enemy does not fold under any pressure, so ditch your lunatic ideas of involving NKVD. Fedor von Bock the Holy Fire is going to lunge at our comrades whatever chance he gets, to hurt and kill, and expects to be killed. Guard him carefully, no knives, no weapons, no suicide tools. I am going to search his person myself. Off to your duties.

*soldiers exit*.

Fedor von Bock- *remains silent*

Rokossovsky- ... *touches* What kind of iron will allows this field marshal to conceal his delicate omega body for so long, especially on the battlefield?

Von Bock- Speak your own language. Your broken German is an affront to humanity and our Führer.

Rokossovsky- *Annoyed at this deliberate mention of Hitler, wraps his hand around Fedor's thin neck, enough to choke*. You'd be an even greater affront to your "Führer" if I put you in heat, and the infant in your body has the hot blood of a Communist coursing through their veins.

HOW CAN SHE DO THIS TO ME?? I HAVE A SOFT SPOT FOR ENEMY SHIPS! (ie- Montgomery x Rommel)

Friend- But the Red Army guys are the biggest chads!

Me- Don't ask a fanfic from me, I can't write fics....

Friend- And I don't speak English.

Me- *TOTALLY DIE*

[anonzentimes]

komahina where nagito gets self deprecating and hajime shuts it down with kisses save me save me sav

[starzwave]

DUDES. Honestly, I've been consuming so much Billford fan art and animations. LIKE YOU NAME IT—ohmygod—what kinda of next-level toxic divorce old man Yaoi I been consuming?? HUH LIKE HUH? Do you guys see my vision or I'm just going insane from Book of Bill?

I ain't even trying to hide my cringeness. NAH.

I can't draw or write good fics at all. BUT I NEED TO MAKE SOMETHING TOO!!! Even though I can enjoy endless content. It's not enough for me—I'm still hungry—HELP.

Thank you for listening to my TED talk.

[bronzelightburns]

Would love a Tekken or Dead or Alive style Murder Drones fighting game

Imagine flying around as N or V knocking the crap out of Solver or Alice with a Lars or Alisa style moveset

And all the badass stage hazards, like getting thrown through walls and smashed through floors and explosions that extend your combos

And everyone's got a badass cinematic super/rage art

Imagine the music and the intro and outro quotes and poses, like POV: J stomping on your chest and saying she'd kill you if she didn't need you alive, or N offering a hand to help you up with an apology

Tell me this wouldn't be fire

[the-bar-sinister]

Classic Gerard P Donelan comic that always makes me think of Trevor and Michael when I see it going around tumblr.

[splatoweentown]

i think i have brainworms

[lordmushroomkat]

Anyway I have purged my queue of Ace Attorney (I posted it all, enjoy the the massive wall of nonsense from me.) So now it's just miscellaneous and then The New Brainrot.

There's already an image of one of these clowns on here so enjoy that.

But anyway... It's Vanitas Time.

I am unhinged about all of the characters but I am becoming absolutely unwell about the titular Vanitas himself.

He's an asshole and I like him so much.

He's unhinged. He's so disingenuous and so repressed but he's so bad at keeping his feelings in. I swear sometimes he's just dissociating in the middle of a conversation.

He's a bastard and a bitch. He hates both vampires and humans for their cruelty but not nearly as much as he hates himself.

He has completely given up on life and is sustaining himself purely on spite and guilt. He makes people hate him on purpose.

He is kind but not nice. He is the embodiment of that cat knife meme, you know the one. He is babygirl and pathetic little meow meow. I want to send him to therapy.*

His vibes are constructed entirely out of red flags. He's a bisexual man that you want to keep 20 feet away from all women at all times because geeeeez my guy learn to behave yourself. He's a sarcastic prick. He's incomprehensibly traumatized.

I want to run him over with a freight train. I want to wrap him up in a homemade quilt and give him a cup of hot cocoa. I want someone to hold him tenderly. I want that twink obliterated (gayly).

He looks and acts like a feral alley cat. His outfit is simultaneously iconic and absurd. I think he stole someone's gender. He wears gloves with claws on them.

He is terrified of genuine connection yet he craves intimacy so badly. He is a massive pile of trust issues.

He is doomed by the narrative, he is running out of time, he is destroying himself through every step of his objective. He knows he will likely destroy himself before he can ever succeed. He is terrified of losing his humanity. He calls his objective vengeance but I'm pretty sure it's actually absolution.

There is something very very wrong with him.💖💜💙

*(I want to send all of these characters to therapy.)

[matiasthecamilion]

The other day I was eating in a hotel buffet w my aunt and mom and... well this happen:

Aunt: dawg I need to bring the girls some breakfast

Me: can you take food out of here?

Aunt: Nuh uh. I'm going to steal some

(Me looking surprised to my mom and she just raising her shoulders)

Aunt: kid, steal is ok when you need it. Now I'm going to hide some yogurts

(Me nervous going out of the buffet): Well... we did it

(Mom take out and apple from her bag)

Aunt: Oh my god (Mom) your such a criminal!

We was talking all this out loud but in Spanish so yeah!

I'm just saying that this is so Gravity Falls core. Maybe I should make a comic

[monarchetype]

yeah sure I could just passively experience this piece of art and take it as it comes OR I could think about it way way way too much and then be disappointed when what happens next isn't as cool as what I came up with in my head