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ssl0t · 2 years ago
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If you don’t let me suck your dick I’m gonna kms
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sofiafantasies · 1 year ago
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A Snow Experiment
A/N: Disclaimer this is Tales of Arcadia Fanfic and the characters do not belong to me. And of course you own you. I'll be using [Name] and [Last name] as a substitute to Y/N and L/N. This will be a quick thing and I don't really know if I'll do a part two, unless you want me to (It was not a quick thing). Im so sorry! This is a female reader! You can change the pronouns and stuff. I'm a female myself so it's easier to do so.
[Name] [Last Name] was a regular teen. Or as regular as she can be. Right now she was sitting crisscrossed on the floor with a white dress. She inhaled and exhaled twice before opening her [Eye Color] eyes. Her cold stare matched the cold room. Ice everywhere, snow scattered on the floor, and ice sculptures on the bookshelf as little snowflakes fell.
She looked around hearing the clink clacks of heels coming from the hallway outside. The door creaked and a woman walked in. Her blonde hair that was in a high ponytail moved back and forth as she walked towards her. "Experiment 626 (six two six), rise." The woman said, more like commanded. [Name] obliged with it. She rose gracefully, her expression still cold, dark, and blank.
The woman looked down at the clipboard and wrote a few words. "You have visitors." The woman said as she glanced at [Name] before looking back at the clipboard. This peaked [Name's] interest. A visitor? That was new and forbidden. She wasn't allowed to see anybody. Especially since last time...
"Run!"
"She's gone mad!"
Sreams were heard so many screams. "Stop her!" She struggled to move from the grip of the fire Experiment. Those Experiments are used for her. "She almost killed her!"
She looked at the person with a bleeding arm. Her [Eye Color] eyes held unshed tears.
She blinked the memory away and looked down, her [Hair Color] fell on her face a little. (If you have Afro hair or smth like Muslim then ignore that). "Why are they here?" [Name] siad as she raised her head up. The woman looked at her and grinned. "You'll see." Was all she said and walked out the room leaving thw door open.
[Name] stood there. She wasn't sure if she should go. What di it was a trap? She walked to the door leaving trails of ice behind her. Every step she took made a clicking sound. She stepped out of the room and looked to the long hallway to hear faint whispers of people talking.
"She is very beautiful." She heard the woman's voice say. "How long has she lived for?" A man's voice came next. "Well, Borislav, she has lived sicne the 12th century...Camelot." The woman answered. [Name] was coming closer. "Camelot?" The man named Borislav said. "Mm, indeed." The woman hummed. "You know what this could bring to us, Isabella?" Borislav's voice rose.
"I do. And she has powers beond our reach. She could be the key for all our troubles." The woman that attended [Name] earlier is now known as Isabella, said. "And besides, you can take her. She's all yours for 50 million." [Name] could hear the grin in her voice. "50 million?" The man said doutful. "I'll take her." He announced.
"Perfect! We have a deal." Isabelle reached for his hand and he shook it. "Pardon, but what is happening?" Asked [Name] as she came up from behind the hallway wall. Her hand rested on her chest as the other was holding the side of the wall. "[Name], darling, you're leaving the lab." Isabella said as she turned to look at her.
The man looked at [Name] up and down and he grinned. [Names] cold, dark, and blank expressions were no more. It changed to a terrified one. She didn't know where she would go.
As she sat on the soft surface of a couch she looked down at her hand that rested on her lap. The clink crack of heels. She lifted her head up and stared at the blonde woman known as Isabella.
"Experiment 626 (six two six)," She stopped infront of her. "You are going to Arcadia Oaks."
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masha-nikita · 9 months ago
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The kind of genius friend I have..(cont.)
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(previous post here)
Friend: Hey!
Me: *jump*
Friend: You know Fedor is actually a Russian name? It is a Greek-Russian orthodox name, for example, the famous writer FEDOR DOSTOIEVSKI.
Me: *remember* Oh yeah, Fedi's mother is a Russian aristocrat...
Friend: ... meaning Fedor von Bock at least comprehends Russian. What vulgarities of revenge, humiliation and torture the Red Army soldiers must've spewed in front of this captured Wehrmacht field marshal, not knowing that Fedor understands everything they say among themselves. A void opens up in his stomach. He tries not to tremble.
They're saying, hand Fedor von Bock to Lavrentiy Beria, head of NKVD! For once Stalin's slow executioner is going to have a field day breaking this Nazi's frail frame, when Rokossovsky intervened.
Imagine this-
Me- *scream* OMG OMEGAVERSE AGAIN?
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Konstantin Rokossovsky- *to his subordinates* I heard our famed enemy does not fold under any pressure, so ditch your lunatic ideas of involving NKVD. Fedor von Bock the Holy Fire is going to lunge at our comrades whatever chance he gets, to hurt and kill, and expects to be killed. Guard him carefully, no knives, no weapons, no suicide tools. I am going to search his person myself. Off to your duties.
*soldiers exit*.
Fedor von Bock- *remains silent*
Rokossovsky- ... *touches* What kind of iron will allows this field marshal to conceal his delicate omega body for so long, especially on the battlefield?
Von Bock- Speak your own language. Your broken German is an affront to humanity and our Führer.
Rokossovsky- *Annoyed at this deliberate mention of Hitler, wraps his hand around Fedor's thin neck, enough to choke*. You'd be an even greater affront to your "Führer" if I put you in heat, and the infant in your body has the hot blood of a Communist coursing through their veins.
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HOW CAN SHE DO THIS TO ME?? I HAVE A SOFT SPOT FOR ENEMY SHIPS! (ie- Montgomery x Rommel)
Friend- But the Red Army guys are the biggest chads!
Me- Don't ask a fanfic from me, I can't write fics....
Friend- And I don't speak English.
Me- *TOTALLY DIE*
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skyward-floored · 10 months ago
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Still figuring out what IAU Shadow’s deal is besides him sort of being the raccoon in the second movie and I had an idea the other night but I FELL ASLEEP and I forgot what it was
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rifleseye · 2 months ago
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what kind of herb are you?
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MINT
The world is a puzzle, so complex and multifaceted that you long to run your hands through the tapestry of its wonders and stay there forever, lost in the threads and colors and stories. You wish to stay there forever and you tell yourself it's to know the world but maybe it's not, maybe it's a fear that you're not enough, that you're so fragile and helpless in a world that moves too fast, to sharply, too many bright, painful colors that you stay locked inside your mind and thoughts, where you decide the tempo of your world, where you can grow and be as competent, as capable as you want, where the world is as wide as you can imagine it and never out of control unless you want it to be. Your shield is your knowledge, your mind, and you never feel ready enough for the world around you, never feel prepared enough, never safe, and you wonder if things could have been different, if you could have been better, happier, more like everyone else if you'd just known what you know now.
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Finally resumed watching the Percy Jackson series and honestly, I should've stayed with the books..................
Not that's a bad adaptation, not at all, at all. But it's just that. One hell of an adaptation. They've adapted the heck out of it. So adapted somethings don't even make sense.
Some dialogues are stirring the pot for me. Wth is the consesus song? WhY does Alecto die by becoming a garden statue of auntie M's? Annabeth puts her cap on Medusa? PERCY SIMPLY TELLS EVERYONE THE ENDING OF THE PROPHECY BEFORE THEY EVEN LEAVE NYC?????????????
I KNOW I sound like a nostalgic annoying fan, I am aware of that and can't stand myself either but GOOD GRIEF somethings just MAKE the story and they just cut it up to pieces to fill the 8 episode max? Rick Riordan was on the production but that's what he tought was best?
It's a GREAT show. If you don't know the books.
And I didn't want it to be 200% faithful to all the paragraph-long monologues Percy has within the story, but goodness, they could've at least kept the ORDER of things happening......
It's pissing me off so much to see it ONCE AGAIN had so much potential to be a GREAT adaptatioin by the book (for instance, THG did it, all things considered), and it showed SO MUCH willing to do better this time bc of the terrific scenery, the casting !! and all else. AND ONCE AGAIN, it swam so long to die on the freaking beach.
The kids are AMAZING actors and have it in them to be the PERFECT trio. Only to be handed out this half-ass script, pardon me.
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q1ngqve · 8 months ago
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i was trying sooo hard to add onto wolf! gallagher in mating season last night for easter, but i ended up having the worst brainrot about childe >_< and just wrote absolute filth about him in my notes app pls.. HE’S SO ANNOYING, never leaving me alone!! always ends up in my head. but literally as soon as i wrote everything out of my system, i ended up dreaming about him lan...
was dreaming about childe AND wrio... was gonna tell you as soon as i woke up, but i was too hrkshsjs ’n kinda busy this morning. but childe was so tall omg, literally towering over me in wrio’s office, and so mean!! pinching ’n rubbing his hands all over me, squeezing my thighs in his big palms and all over my boobs. pestering me with so many kisses. so so cruel to me, wouldn’t leave me be! and wrio was so BIG!!! bigger than childe ’nd so strong, he was a little intimidating but so hot >_< – scolding childe for teasing me, but he’d also be running his hands along my waist, squeezing me and pressing me to him aaahh!!! had the best dream about being pinned between them both, teehee. forever imagining a threesome with wriothesley n childe — 🍓
🍓 baby… omg… can you please share your secrets… the council needs to know how you achieved this…
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dispenserofshenanigans · 9 months ago
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a space pirate :3
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darlenicy · 1 year ago
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Bloom being a pick me AGAIN in this episode
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can somebody please just SLAP her for goodness' sake!
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child-eating-art · 1 year ago
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Lounk be eppy
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masha-nikita · 9 months ago
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I am so so so tempted to think this is the real Model, but alas... I need more...
edit note- my re-upload video seems to be shadow banned by the platform, so it's the best I could do. You guys can see the video here.
+this blog does not support Nazism+
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skyward-floored · 1 year ago
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Body I would like to wake up normally and NOT with a huge burst of anxiety that takes me ages to calm down from
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cosmicoceanfic · 1 year ago
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in my natural state (sulking about not being able to figure out an angle on the Vader redeemed AU while absolutely blasting Fall Out Boy through my earbuds for four hours straight)
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bluearsonistsquid · 2 years ago
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I bought 5 flower pots to paint and I was going to do progress updates on them here and I keep starting them, then being nearly finished and remembering "oh shit I was going to post these!! Oh well I'll just do it with the next one" and I just did that with pot number 4 -_-
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makoheadrush · 2 years ago
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Went to new doc today (my old one retired) as I get sporadic shortness of breath whilst exercising. No other time really. I feel healthy and fine except for today - I got super wheezy. Then it passed. But, it’s been happening really only since I had Covid so I thought maybe I should get checked out.
I’m sorry I did. New doc noted my low heart rate (it’s always low, old doc had sent me out for cardio tests and they found nothing wrong). I’m just very active and have a low heart rate. It happens sometimes when you’re very active.
This new doc is a total alarmist, is sending me to a cardiologist and has banned me from ALL exercise. Are you fucking kidding me? And then she started talking about possibly needing a pacemaker - then quickly added “but we’re not there yet, I just want to get all the facts.” Then don’t TELL ME THAT if we’re not there yet!
I exercise and take care of myself and it all feels like it’s for nothing. I’m just over this shit.
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ingrindthe3rd · 1 year ago
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Adding to my theme from yesterday
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