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The sinister sniler plotting something devious as usual
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Rpf is fine as long I personally think the people it’s being written about deserve it. And those freaks from Taskmaster definitely do
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when the relatable fictional character commits suicide
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waittt do you want to fuck george costanza too?
I wanna make him cum on his stupid, sexy little face. I wanna walk him around on a leash in public and make him lick my boots clean. I want to yell at him to pay for shit for me. I want to slap him if he fails to call me Ma'am and kick him in the gut if he back talks. I want to open his hole up with my hand, film it, and tell him what a shame it would be if any of his friends, or god forbid, his mother were to see it. I want to bind him to a chair and force him to watch while I get fucked by another man, I want him to see how fucking good it must be and I want him to know he's never gonna get it. I want to make him try to do impossible tasks just so I can bully him further. I want to lounge back in my armchair with a nice book and make him get on his hands and knees to act as an ottoman. I want to fuck that man so hard he's fucking ruined for the rest of his life. Every time he goes to make love to another woman, I want my face to pop into his mind, ruining it for the both of them. So yeah, I wanna fuck George Costanza too.
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all right everyone let's hear it for ACETAMINOPHEN let's give it up for STORE-BRAND TYLENOL let me hear you make some NOISE
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Archaeologists Unearth a Nearly 2,000-Year-Old Cat Geoglyph Lounging on a Peruvian Hillside
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Why do you have a stuffing kink
It’s my government assigned fetish.
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