just-a-leech-boy

[just-a-leech-boy]

Hey so that was a great date, yeah, but I don't think it's going to work out. Nono you didn't do anything wrong, and I have indeed had a crush on you since we started high school, it's just... well, I didn't want to bring it up at the time but we kinda got sucked into a portal fantasy midway through. We saved the kingdom over and over, relying on our knowledge of and trust in each other every time, throwing ourselves into the firing line to protect each other and using each others' conviction as a rock. We got married and lived a happy life together until the portal sucked us back mid-battle and you gave up all your memories of our journey in order to save my life right when we ended up back in the coffee shop. Yeah that was when I got a bit weird and went to the bathroom.

Anyway I thought we could push on and make the date work but I have all of these memories of secrets that this you never chose to share, decisions that this you never made, and intimacies that this you never experienced. And it's kind of screwing with the vibe yeah. Also on the date it was really, blatantly clear that you're sixteen whereas I have memories of ruling a fantasy kingdom for thirty years so like... that's a problem all on its own. Anyway this you just feels more like a daughter to me. A daughter with the woman I gave my heart and soul to over and over and received like in return, only to lose her forever on the journey home. On the plus side I can definitely help you with your math homework now.

[just-a-leech-boy]

If youre skinny im sorry that you'll never know the endless comfort of sitting with your hand cradling the underside of your belly. It is so warm and pleasant and i feel bad for you

[just-a-leech-boy]

hey girl are you my slerp schedule because i am fucking you up

[just-a-leech-boy]

sensitive white boy hears the slow rain and thunder intro to his lofi hiphop track and remembers the girl he used to smoke weed wjth

[just-a-leech-boy]

thanks for being nice to me. in return i will die for you and never leave your side and go grocery shopping with you.

[just-a-leech-boy]

[just-a-leech-boy]

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[just-a-leech-boy]

you are the light in a world of darkness

Im evil

[just-a-leech-boy]

Evil Fat Girl Page

[just-a-leech-boy]

[just-a-leech-boy]

who wanna go bowling 🎳

[just-a-leech-boy]

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[just-a-leech-boy]

Kissing you on the forehead

With teeth

[just-a-leech-boy]

asking him if he wants to try pup play and then hitting him with my car while I back out of my driveway