#no pranks

[motley-cunt]

happy april first everyone I’m gonna get you

[zaez2020]

[gwydionmisha]

Reminder: I do not do "April Fools". There won't be pranks in this space.

[hellzcominwithme]

❛ expect no rude pranks from me today. i don't see the point in worrying or upsetting people. i do, however, have a lot of leftovers from yesterday. ❜

[jujutsuaiko-ka]

Hey there! Tomorrow, April 1st is April Fools, but also in Japan is where usually a school year starts!

ℕ𝕠 𝕡𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕖, 𝕓𝕖 𝕒𝕤𝕤𝕦𝕣𝕖𝕕, 𝕓𝕦𝕥 𝕨𝕖 𝕨𝕚𝕤𝕙 𝕒𝕝𝕝 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕝𝕦𝕔𝕜 𝕥𝕠 𝕒𝕝𝕝 𝕤𝕥𝕦𝕕𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕤 𝕝𝕚𝕜𝕖 𝕦𝕤; 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕜𝕠𝕦𝕙𝕒𝕚𝕤 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕤𝕖𝕟𝕡𝕒𝕚𝕤 𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕪𝕨𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕖!

[pirateprincessjess]

When I was a kid my family pretended to get raptured so I would think I was left behind on earth while they all went to heaven.

I was like 8 years old and my sister and mom had gotten really into the Left Behind novels (bible fan fic about the rapture). In the books when the rapture happened the clothes that people were wearing when they got raptured were left behind in neatly folded piles.

One day when I was getting home from school my family decided that they would leave piles of neatly folded clothes around the house, and then hide in the basement.

The intended effect was that I would get home and see the clothes then, think that my family had been raptured and that I wasn’t good enough to get into heaven… or something?

The problem was that I had never read these books, and didn’t really think about the rapture very often. There was no reason that I would see some laundry on the floor and think “The rapture happened and I’ve been abandoned by God! I’ll never see my family again!! Oh nooo!!!!”

I just sat down and watched cartoons and eventually my family got bored and revealed that they were all hiding in the basement.

It’s a good thing I didn’t understand the joke, otherwise that shit would have been traumatic.

[the-little-melkie]

*…. Ooooo, what’re you up to?*

— @agent-of-calamity

*Manna comes back with a......*

*...... blanket.*

*She carefully covers Calamity with the blanket before putting a turtle plushie from Casper's room next to her to guard over her.*

[symphonyofsilence]

Let the poor man rest.

[dykeferatu]

i am once again saying that vampires have so much slapstick potential. they should be getting hit by cars and shot for laughs more often

[carlyraejepsans]

happy pride lol

(shout-out to @andreabandrea for the idea <3)

[meanbossart]

A reasonable one

[lotus-pear]

SIGHHHH BSD REREAD…................I MISS THEM SO MUCH :(((

[tears-that-heal]

Because it’s April Fool’s Day…..

I’m No Fool w/ Jiminy Cricket

(1950s Walt Disney Animation Studios)

*no pranks, no scares & etc. are in this post/video.

[chloesimaginationthings]

How Jeff really dies in FNAF into the pit…

[serial-unaliver]

people on tiktok are calling bringing 50 people with you to a restaurant a minute before closing time and demanding 50 meals a "harmless prank"? if I worked at the restaurant i'd shoot up the place

[mangoish]