#no op you won't get a potato

[minetteskvareninova]

Look, man. I know you have made a lot fuss about how much you hate when I get too aggressive while refuting your points, but I am sorry, I just cannot let this shit stand. And I mean, if you want to block me for something - yeah, I am pretty comfortable in saying that Hatice sultan is the hill I'd die on. Because you have said some pretty vile stuff about her in the past and I am just. Done with ignoring it. The slander is spreading to some otherwise very reasonable people. It's time to stop.

For the last time. The narrative is not validating Hatice's obsession with revenge on Hürrem. The overall idea of revenge on Ibrahim and blaming Hürrem for his death I am less sure of, especially considering the obscene amount of Ibrahim shilling after his death. After all, Ibrahim is the literal father of their golden boy Mustafa, and so the narrative does side with him to an extent. At the same time, the situation is not as clear cut as OP clearly thinks it is. The show is well aware (at least before his death) that Ibrahim was a flawed person; I know it doesn't do justice to what an absolute piece of trash he really was, but at the very least, it acknowledges his hubris. It also posits that Süleyman murdering him was bad, which... Well, is not WRONG. As I've written in a previous post, Süleyman executed his best friend based more on a vague idea of a lése-majesté than anything. Ibrahim certainly deserved the rope for other reasons, but not for some dumb shit he said in front of ambassadors. Also Süleyman was his friend and promissed him safety, which adds other layers to this act that the show acknowledges. It's true that the show seems to take the viewpoint that Şah's revenge on Hürrem is justified, even if the means she uses for it are pretty shady - which I fundamentally take issue with. Overall, I agree that the show's framing of Ibrahim's death is "off" and there's plenty to criticize.

What I don't agree with is that the show's viewpoint is ultimately as judgemental as the OP implies. Şah, Hatice and Hürrem are morally grey characters acting within their established character motivations, and I don't think the show is that interested in judging them. Hatice's arch is probably the most blatant in this; even if the show agrees with her goals (hence her more reasonable sister sharing them), it also pulls no punches in portraying her as blinded by grief and revenge. Hell, the fact that she's slowly becoming out of touch with reality is hardly subtle! And if anything her death scene is a heartbreaking (for ME, if you hate her then it's probably just a poignant reminder why) finishing touch of a relatively well-crafted tragedy of her character.

Now, do I like that this is the direction they went with her character? Of course not. I like Hatice. I didn't want her to slowly lose her mind because one of the worst men in the show got what was coming to him. I personally wouldn't take her in that direction. But the writers did, and I have to commend them for mostly walking it pretty smoothly. (Mostly - some moments, like Hatice's relationship with Nigar post-Ibrahim's death were bullshit, because this is Magnificent Century, whose every good aspect has a dozen flaws and every stupid moment has a dozen things that could be praised about it.)

"(...)she could at least leave Hurrem out of it and contemplate on her own choices in her last moments." - OP, she literally only killed herself because her crimes TOWARDS HÜRREM were revealed. What is your problem. The death scene or the arch. Her death scene is the natural conclusion of the arch, and I've just explained what is my stance on the arch. If you're point-of-view on the arch is different, then be my guest, but you literally cannot criticize that scene without criticizing the arch it concludes.

"Why didn't Hatice see reason in her last moments" - Because if she ever saw reason, she wouldn't have kidnapped Hürrem, her crime wouldn't have been discovered and she wouldn't even feel the need to kill herself. Yes, she was clearly depressed and suicidal for years, but the main reason for her killing herself when she did and in the way she did were her crimes.

TL;DR - Hatice didn't see the reason in that scene because she isn't MEANT to be a reasonable person here.

I watched Hatice's suicide scene again and I absolutely cannot feel sympathy for her. It is truly sad because she killed herself and she definitely did not deserve that ending and she wasn't a fundamentally bad person, but. Hatice girl. Even in her dying moments she was blubbering about Hurrem this, Hurrem that. No self awareness, no progression, zero moment of clarity, not even a brief one, nothing at all, purely delulu land. I do believe this is the writers' failing though. It is kind of boring and short-sighted to have Hatice so blinded by irrational hatred that she can't even reflect on her relationships with her own family in a neutral light. It would have been more impactful to have her show an iota of introspection and awareness and then kill herself anyway because what's the point, what's done is done. Like of course she's hurting for Ibrahim's death and I get that, and she is in deep depression and I get that too, but she could at least leave Hurrem out of it and contemplate on her own choices in her last moments. She didn't do that. This one-dimensional victim narrative is preventing me from sympathizing with the character even at such a moment.

[bread--quest]

It's 2012 somewhere. Welcome.... to Night Vale Tumblr.

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CALL OUT POST FOR CECIL PALMER

hes gotten away with shit for too long and im sick of it. tl;dr horrific intern mistreatment with no compensation, mountain denier, homophobic

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L + ratio + god forbid women do anything + your music taste is trash

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Isn't Cecil literally gay?

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he's homophobic

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he has a husband...

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yeah and he won't fucking shut up about it

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Carlos hasn't liked any of my woodcarving posts in THREE DAYS!! I'm so scared what if he's going to break up with me :((

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Cecil he's your husband he's not breaking up with you. also this isn't a private blog you just put private in the url

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HOW DID YOU SEE THIS

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tamika flynn spotted in ralph's dairy aisle "slaying" the milk

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op i know this is a joke but one time i was in the ralphs dairy aisle and there was some butter up on a really high shelf and someone said "don't worry, i'll get it" and i turned around and it was fucking tamika flynn

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fake story :/

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No it's true I was there

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TAMIKA FLYNN??

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😎 Anonymous asked: Response to the homophobic allegations?

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Huh??

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@nvcr-official What does this mean? Is it new slang?

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uhhhh dont worry about it buddy

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hey guys im in quarantine for eating wheat and wheat byproducts uh...send asks?? i might be in here for a while lmaooo

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oh lights in the sky its been 5 years since i made this post

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how's it going op

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i miss my family

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hey if anyone remembers anything about the person running this blog can you tell me? trying to recover the fragments of my identity from the void of memory lol

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you were really hot

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FUCK YEAHHHHHH

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just a reminder that new residents of east night vale are fully welcome to interact with this blog!!!! you will not be harassed and any hate will be blocked. this blog is safe even if this town isn't sometimes <3

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This is so sweet, thank you so much! Just so you know, even though it's officially called East Night Vale now, a lot of people still call it Desert Bluffs! Just thought you might want to know :)

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i'm not calling it that sorry

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What??? Why??

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just kind of sucks. as a name

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[count-alucard-tepes]

Your fav OP Hotties reaction to when their S/O’s fav food is the OP Hotties least fav/hated food

So I know that Oda has already given their favorite and least favorite food but I'll try and elaborate based on my opinion of them and western and eastern cuisines.

Kizaru✨

He likes tempura quite a bit even though it's not food for anyone's health really but he does enjoy it from time to time. Especially if its shrimp! Have this prepared for him and he will tell you all the naughty secrets of the marines. He dislikes anything too spicy but sometimes he tries Akainu's cooking and then he's in pain for a couple of hours later. So when he finds out his S/O likes spicy food, he doesn't mind at all and would usually go to a restaurant where both of them could enjoy their favorite meals.

Akainu🌋

He has a sweet tooth and tends to always have something sweet after his lunch as he can over indulge at times. His favourite dessert is an speculaas tart with almond filling which was introduced to him when he was travelling as a young marine, its not too sweet but it just hits the spot for him. If you ever want to calm him down and make him happy, bring him a large tart and he won't burn you. He dislikes durians and can't get over the smell, it's too much for him. He would lecture his S/O about only eating the fruit outside of the house because of the smell and to brush their teeth immediately after.

Ryokugyu🌱

He loves good Southern spicy fried chicken with gravy and mashed potatoes. This is something he would eat when he breaks his fast and he's gonna eat all he can! He dislikes chocolate muffins, they make his teeth ache. He would lecture his S/O about how much sugar is in the muffin and how bad that is for their body.

Sir Crocodile 🐊

He loves creamy chicken Italiano and eats this on a weekly basis out of his regular diet. He enjoys pasta from time to time but is pretty strict with his health and does not indulge too much. He dislikes any dish that has a tomato based sauce despite liking tomatoes, it gives him heart burn. He wouldn't really mind his S/O eating it as long as he doesn't have to eat it.

Doflamingo Donquixote🦩

He likes all kinds of seafood and enjoys having fresh oysters for breakfast every morning with a bit of hot sauce and freshly squeezed lemon juice. He never truly feels awake until he has his oysters. He dislikes fried chicken as he thinks it's way too heavy for him, he likes to keep his sexy body all year long. He would tell his S/O that it's not healthy for the body and that they should find alternative healthier options.

Benn Beckman🔫

He enjoys sushi and sashimi. He usually goes somewhere he could enjoy a meal by himself as there was a time where he didn't know how to eat wasabi and almost saw Kami-San. Shanks never let this down so he now just goes alone. He dislikes coffee ice cream and thinks it's an abomination. He would watch his S/O with a frown before commenting that it looks like baby's poop just to piss his S/O off.

Katakuri Charlotte🍡

He loves having barbecues with his brothers and sisters and of course he's the one in charge at the grill. He makes burgers, hot dogs and lots racks of ribs which he marinates by himself. He could eat barbecued meat forever and be content. He dislikes matcha flavoured desserts, he thinks they're gross. He would cringe as he watched his S/O eat but wouldn't comment or anything like that.

Killer🔪

He enjoys a full Scottish breakfast with eggs, bacon, baked beans, black pudding, scones, tomatoes, mushrooms and haggis all with a nice cup of tea. Usually after eating all of this, he goes into a food coma but he's happy as ever. He dislikes any kind of cheese, he's lactose intolerant. He would make gagging sound when his S/O eats it and would say they have cheese breath.

Kaido🐉

He likes a good helping of tonkatsu with rice and curry as well as an omelet over it. It is his comfort food and he could eat it several times a week. He dislikes edamame and if anyone serves him this would never hear the end of it. He would glare at his S/O and tell them to eat it somewhere else because it smells terrible.

King👑

He really loves eating crabs, especially crab legs. He usually has it with a spicy sauce and rice. When ever Queen wants him to approve something, he treats him with several kilograms of crab legs and he gets the approval he needs. He dislikes cheesy sauces, he thinks its gross on seafood and just doesn't generally like it. He would look at his S/O in disapproval but wouldn't say anything in case he got them mad for something they liked.

Queen 👑

He loves eating roasted pork belly with all the condiments he can have. He doesn't really care much about his health so he tends to eat large amounts of it all the time. He dislikes fruity desserts, he doesn't like fruits in general. He would laugh and say things like, 'you don't need to watch what you eat, love! You're perfect!'.

[heartman]

definitely don't give him your badge! you won't be able to get into your photo ops or autographs! your friend is being very rude and inconsiderate. if her boyfriend wants to go this bad, it should have been something figured out in advance too and not the week of, and it shouldn't kill their relationship to not spend one day together. i hope all works out for you and you have a lovely time!!!

Honestly anon I did have a lovely time it was an absolute blast and the crit Role cast was so darn nice they told me I was an amazing shadowheart (I was doing a peace sign in the pic we took cuz I thought Ashley was doing one too so in my head I was like oh it would be cute to match but it turns out she was not and I look dumb lol here's the pic down below)

(I'm sorry for potato quality for some reason the anime NYC people did not send me a digital copy even though I paid for both physical and digital but I think it's funny how matt looks like a floating head lmao)

[rtnortherly]

Get To Know Your Tav

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Rhuna, (she/her) Duergar Circle of Spores Druid

(gotta do a proper portrait of her, also I'm still super early on in the game bc its a co-op and scheduling is hard)

What is your Tav's:

Favourite weapon: Randomly turning into a Deep Rothé and goring people

Style of combat: Tank (accidental) healer (in emergencies)

Most prized possession: A special sample box with her favourite findings on journeys, which include random bones, mushrooms, lichens, bugs, candlesticks, glass jars, random rocks, or whatever other junk she thinks is neat

Deepest desire: To make friends who also think her collection is neat.

Guilty pleasure: Making nasty and weird poisons out of the stuff she finds

Best-kept secret: Rhuna is incapable of intentionally keeping a secret, so her best kept ones are just really badly kept. At this point that's probably her nefarious plot to prank Wyll by filling his tent with glow bugs because he seemed Sad (would he find this helpful? Who can say. Are some of the party very much going to notice her doing this? Certainly.)

Greatest strength: Friendly/easy-going

Fatal flaw: Insatiable curiosity

Favourite smell: Dirt. Any kind of dirt really. In fact, she'll tell you a lot about the area based on how the dirt smells and it's composition.

Favourite Spell or Cantrip: Bone Chill

Pet peeve: Shouting or raised voices

Bad habit: Wandering off

Hidden talent: Stone skipping

Leisure activity: Finding/cataloguing/and sorting samples of fauna/flora

Favourite drink: Spiced goat milk

Comfort food: Roasted sweet potato

Favourite person(s): (She'd like anyone really) Zilvra, (sister's Tav) the fellow Underdark originator and snarky sorcerer who let her join in the adventure and appreciates her contributions, Karlach for being so cool and funny and nice and cool, Wyll for being the biggest sweetheart and most courteous and patient individual she has encountered. Withers because she doesn't understand a thing he says but he 's pretty neat, being a skeleton and all. Dammon because he's a nerd and she respects that. And he's also nice. Halsin because he seems pretty patient and tolerant and like he won't be weird if she starts info dumping about her mushrooms and lichens, and might even have his own thoughts on the topic (he reminds her of home)

Favoured display of affection (platonic and/or romantic): quality time and words of affirmation.

Fondest childhood memory: harvesting phosphorescent micro organisms from the rocks and using them for war paint in epic games of tag with other children in her community

Is there anything else you'd like to share? (feel free to include art or a screenshot of your Tav if available!)

Rhuna doesn't have many memories of life within the Duergar community, or with her biological family. She spent a large portion of her life with a group a druids who were mostly comprised of Deep Gnomes. They tended to travel between different warrens in the Underdark every seven years or so, and the journey was often perilous and could take months at a time. When they arrived at a new warren, they would begin to establish colonies of different flora, and then when it was well established, they would leave it to grow wild free of cultivation. It was also customary for their deceased to be used to start new fungal colonies.

As for folks to tag, I don't have the gumption right now (though I'd tag my sister so y'all could learn more about Zilvra if she were on tumblr.) However, if you want to jump in on this, please do! I love a good character read, and this one is fun!

[chidoroki]

Tokyo Revengers S3EP1

aka: city wide brawling

So the OP song is the same as last season but the visuals changed? I'm not too bothered by it but I would've loved another great song. The boys already looking so good too. Very excited to see more of Smiley and Angry and hopefully I can learn their names properly now.

Aww, Emma looked so pretty in that one shot.

Oh, that one captain of Toman whom I dunno the name of.. does he switch sides? That scene of him getting up from the chair with that pissed off look on his face ain't giving me good vibes.

I'm like 95% certain that Inui eventually cooperates with us while Koko doesn't and that moment with the both of them with the former disappearing from the latter's side sorta reinforces that idea in my mind.

Oh, yup, that Toman captain (Yasuhiro. I was good and looked him up) joins Tenjiku, with Sanzu right behind him too I think. I guess I should've seen that coming, which means Toman loses its fifth division captain and vice captain.

This fight looks insane already. My boy Chifuyu putting in work, Inui looking so unbothered while kicking ass and Kakucho nailing Takemichi with a heavy hit oh my god.. and that moment of Izana running up on Mikey with crazy eyes is definitely creepy.

I try my best to avoid spoilers, honestly, but Mikey and Izana have some sorta history, don't they? like, family related or whatever. And I'm so not looking forward to what may happen with Emma, if it happens this season.

Anyways, lemme actually start this episode.. and we're starting right where we left off, thank god.

“Takemichty, your mind can't even begin to fathom me.” Bro, my mind can't comprehend you either and I hate it. How can Kisaki just jump around to different gangs and reach an authority status so easily, like the hell is so special about you dude?

Hanma riding in on a bike sporting purple leopard patterns.. what an icon.

YO! Mochizuki! Can you not drag my precious boy like that?? And toss him through the air like a sack of potatoes?? I hope Chifuyu kicks his ass during the upcoming battle.

Tenjiku is already brawling with Toman's second division somewhere else? That's Mitsuya's division, yea? Oh dear.

Ain't no way the twins come rushing in by running over all the Tenjiku members with their bikes!! Seeing Smiley all happy like that is hilarious!

Angry doesn't play around, holy shit, his punches are deadly!

Okay okay, so Angry is Souta and Smiley is Nahoya, but if even their intros call 'em by their nicknames I just might do the same, although that'll just lead me to forget their real ones quicker.

Ah damn, so the twins had beef with Mocchi way before their Toman days huh? Alright, either one of them can get revenge on that dude. That's fine.

The twins are insane but I love them already. Well, I know they've been around since the first season, but finally seeing them more is great.

“What if Kisaki can also travel through time?” I'm not completely certain about him but I do know Takemichi isn't the only one capable of doing so at least.

Oohhh Takemichi is through playing games. That's such an angry and determined face!

I know it won't ever happen, but the fact that killing Kisaki has never been brought up as a viable option to stop this chaos is incredible.

Yuuupp, I knew Mitsuya was involved in that brawl happening far away, but at least he's landing a couple nice hits on Mocchi.

Okay what the fuck Ran?? Knocking Mitsuya down with a damn cement block. What cheap stunt.

“Sorry about the cheap shot.” OH well at least he's self aware!!!

I've seen how loved the Haitani brothers are so I'm interested to find out why, though I don't think causing harm to Toman is ca contributing factor..

Mhhhmm I know nothing about Shion aside from this little scene that was teased in trailers but he's intense.. and apparently he was the ninth gen leader of Black Dragon. That's terrifying.

I got a feeling the info the twins forced outta those two Tenjiku dudes was just bait, because if Kakucho is there then that's certainly not good.

I mean, it's nice he sent the swarm of Tenjiku guys away, but I doubt Kakucho is gonna struggle fighting a 1v4 either.

“First Division’s Captain means you’re the toughest of all of you, right?” “Uh, actually, that’s not really true. He fights with his kindness, not his fists.” Glad Chifuyu said what everyone was thinking.

Crazy to think all these fights are happening everywhere between Toman and Tenjiku while Manjiro and Inaza are just chilling by the sea..

So.. they didn't already know each other? Odd. Perhaps they don't remember one another?

That punch of Takemichi's really knocked down Kakucho so hard he's having a serious flashback.. or Takemichi is anyways.

Wait a damn minute, they knew each other in second grade?? Hello???

“You were my hero.” Another one huh?

“Beware of a traitor.” Well thanks to the OP I got a hunch on who two might be. Maybe.

[jaegerisim]

Reddit and melvin shit

Reddit is so fucking hilarious.... op is saying "it's sad that ppl would join to vote in a joint agenda and ruin other ppl's fun... I'm not a byler shipper and it's sad that they do this kind of stuff... thx to all the ppl who told me abt the tumble ACC who posted the poll" wdym?? girl what are you talking abt??? How did bylers ruin other ppls fun??? We just showed we are organized and civil community that is able to join together to achieve a certain goal! You sad milkvans lost and bylers are still there and fighting?? boohoohoo! cry abt it all you want! it's not gonna change tho. it's not rigged, or biased or whatever shit you come up with. it won't change... mileven lost and bylers are still there... Melvins go barking their bullshit without realizing that this shows how the many ppl hate mister venkman and prefer byler over them...Angry that a queer ship won over the typical cishet one?? sucks to be you, that's called life. cos yeah, queer ships, bi ppl, gay ppl, lesbians they exist!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH. they are not some myths you daddy tells you like "the boogie man" or whatnot. they're real ppl. It's super hard to believe, right? But that's life and the problem is that you feel threatened bc if byler ends up being canon then that would destroy your cishet entertainment of "pretty girl and nerdy boy. pretty girl have power!! pretty girl and pretty boy go mwah mwah and kiss kiss!! yay!! pretty girl make pretty girl friend. boy has bad bad boy friend. bad friend try to stop pretty girl and boy. boy mad!!! boy argue!! bad friend sad!! hooray!!! oh! big bad monster appear!! pretty girl go make boom! and kaboom!! and defeat big bad monster!! pretty girl and boy go lovey dovey!! everyone happy!! pretty girl go.... so sad... now boy get sad bc evil friend left!!! oh no! you not sad bc pretty girl left? is duffer brother fault! they bad writers!! they ruin ship!! don't worry pretty girl and boy be happy and kissy kissy!! so good! we don't want evil fag friend. go away! nooo pretty girl left boy!! NO that is not how it goes!! pretty girl NEED boy!! Why is boy with friend?? why is boy with romantic friend?? that is not fair! that is bad!! that is wrong! boyxboy?! ERROR 202: brain cell.exe stopped working: not computing! ERROR!! ERROR!!!"

That's a long post. Here, have potato 🥔

[shytastemakerthing]

hello ♪ヽ(´▽｀)/ I saw that your request are ope, so I was wondering if I can request a romantic twsited wonderland match up? (but only with the third years please owo) Only if you can and want of couse ♡ (sorry for my english btw)

about me: 1,58 cm, brown eyes, brown hair, she/her, 18 years. ^w^

mbti: infj

zodiac sign: capricorn.

personality: caring always for others before me, I really don't talk that much bc I really dont know what to say, workaholic, I really like taking care of  kids but they also scare me a little bit (bc they pull my hair and cry too much sometimes TT) I tend to be pretty pessimistic about myself but I really like to encourage others bc I don'twant them to feel like me, I also get jealous when people dont treat me equally, another bad thing about me is that I'm resentful ): and I really like when other people talk me or show me their interests.

likes:

singing, drawing, writing, gamimg (specially otome♡), dancing, sleeping,  music, languages, martial arts, and makeup even if I'm still learning how to use it properly.

dislikes:

mean people, disrespect, when other laughs about my interests or interests of other people, people that are not loyal, lies, crowded places, stairs, loud noises.

A/N: Thank you very much for your request, I hope that you like this! Im sorry this sat for so long! It is a very time of year between all the baking and delivering!

I match you with......

Cater Diamond

• Okay, I had a lot of ideas and I will try to tuch bases on as much of them as I can. But, you both share a similar personality. While he put on the act of the happy-go-lucky third year student, we all know how he really is. You especially see this.

• The first thing he ever feels from you is validation. Despite the persona that he puts up, you see right through him. But only confront him about that in private. Show to him that you are there for him, that he's not alone. Cater is a very loyal friend, and you see this. You both have each other's back no matter what.

• You love dancing and there are plenty of dance challenges that are going around! With your consent, he would live to record the both of you doing various dance challenges and upload them to his Magicam. If granted this permission, you are both now trending as the #couplesgoals! all over Magicam.

• Speaking of Magicam, he would love to upload some of your amazing art! Whether to his account (with your credit of course!), or hooking up a secondary account just for your art! Congrats, you're going to be famous!

• He is all for helping you with makeup looks! He follows quite a few related pages so he would be happy to help you out! He may not be as good as Vil but practice makes perfect! If you need help, you both go the Pomefiore housewarden for assistance and if he has the time, he js more than happy to help the both of you out!

• He knows that you're a workaholic. And you're going to take a break! He will pick you up and sling you over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes and carry you off to his room. From there, it's a pull pamper session. He is bringing out face masks, massages, various skin care, and you both just chill while listening to your favorite playlist!

• Speaking of music and singing, come over to the Light Music Club! You will honestly have so much fun and Lilia has plenty of game recommendations as well just for you!

• Please don't bring up his family. Honestly, he would rather not talk about them, especially his sisters. It's just complicated right now and he really doesn't want to try and deal with it at the moment. Not when he had you by his side.

• Overall, you both validate each other, help lift each other up when if you won't do it to yourselves. With you, he feels like he's on top of the world and there is no place that he would rather be than at your side.

[mydyspraxiablog]

This isn't about Dyspraxia it about another challenge I face today

Introduction

Planning a holiday can be both exciting and challenging, especially when you have specific dietary needs. As I prepared for my trip to Turkey, the search for gluten-free options became a priority. My day started with a visit to Penkridge Market on a Saturday, hoping to find some delicious gluten-free snacks to take along. However, my quest was met with disappointment when I discovered that the market offered little to satisfy my dietary restrictions.

It sounds like you had quite an eventful day! Enjoying jacket potatoes with cheese and beans and a cup of tea with your mum sounds lovely, despite the little mess. Sometimes a good meal outside can make everything feel a bit more special.

On the shopping front, it’s great to hear you found a dress, even if it wasn’t exactly your style. It’s always a bit of a gamble when clothing shopping! As for the appliances, it’s frustrating when things don’t work as they should. Hopefully, you could find a quick fix for the dishwasher and washing machine!

I understand your struggle with finding gluten-free options—it's becoming trickier to spot those treats sometimes. Maybe you could try looking into local bakeries or food co-ops that specialize in gluten-free items. Finding good gluten-free cake can be a challenge, but it’s worth exploring different places. Keep your chin up; there’s always a chance for a delicious gluten-free dessert in the future!

Though I briefly found hope at Tesco, my search was impeded by my lack of a freezer for proper storage. Disheartened, I returned home to face my appliances once again, sipping tea in frustration. As I navigated through the trials of my gluten-free lifestyle, I couldn't help but reflect on the peculiar journey that lay ahead of me. Join me as I explore the challenges of maintaining a gluten-free diet, the unexpected turns in my search for food, and the eventual triumphs that followed in Turkey. So try farmfood but gluten-free cake use love now got gluten so went home sort dishwasher machine for mum and it work so that one promble sort didn’t make any coffee for visiting coming up because wasn't in good mood because lack of gluten-free food and didn’t feel like play Sims 3 so bit frustrated and trying control my evil side back to good which isn't easy I start think need more out Stafford there noughting gluten-free food should move back to Stone where supermarkets or should more Brigham need close to my sister and visit Brigham catcafe. I felt want move because Stafford got no gluten-free food so tomorrow going have going Asda see if Asda got long date got letter from doctors let gluten-free food going through but there promble can't find any gluten-free food in Stafford or Penkridge Market so not happy bunny! So Stafford Town you let down big down and weatherspoon you let me down on Friday with not say can't tell you if jacket potato and cheese and beans got gluten in " it get frustrating what point have bus pass watch everyone eat just drink coffee and Stafford cafe,pub,and restaurant won't let bring own food even Victoria Park cafe havn't got gluten-free food I feel really dispoint even our Co.op withdraw all gluten-free food it going be hard for keep pink promise because Stafford Town is really making hard for me" Mum this your fault if havn't take Natwest card off me and cash going co.op isn't enough so have walk out door " Say can't afford that because put price up now back fire because find really hard gluten-free food" " Rolled on get injection for Coelic can have Gluten because look like if got Coelic going have eat gluten because noughting gluten-free in Stafford Town so if Coelic don't visit Stafford Town just waste your money go to Stone or Trentham Gardens instead

[srobrapidprototyping]

Bullet Hells

1.Vampire Survivors

Vampire Survivors is a survival bullet hell game, which consists of players attempting to outlast the ever-evolving hoard of monsters. The game allows the player to choose from 20 characters, each with unique starting attributes and weapons; these will help you take on various enemies.

The games unique selling point is the fact that the game allows you to pick from various characters that are all different, making the player want to play in order to try them all.

2.Bullet Bunny

Bullet Bunny is a twin-stick shooter that contains rogue-like elements. The goal, like most bullet hells, is to fend off the onslaught of enemies, by doing so you can level and create unique builds for every run whilst also trying to survive as long as possible.

This games unique selling point would be the you can create a variety of builds/combinations to fend of the hoards, which would intrigue players as they'll want to see how far they can go with it.

3.Enter the Gungeon

Enter the Gungeon is a bullet hell dungeon crawler that follows the story of a band of misfits who're looking to shoot and loot their way through the dungeons challenges in order to finally reach the legendary Gungeon's ultimate treasure. The goal is to basically see how far you can get through the dungeon and its levels.

I think the unique selling point of this game is the fact that you can play as different characters, along with play co-op and complete the dungeons with friends.

4.Deadbeats Encore

Deadbeats Encore is a bullet hell that's also similar to a rhythm games mechanics, in the sense that you play to songs and have blocks and stuff approach you on the platform. However, instead of hitting the shapes your goal is to actually avoid them as they're attacks from the enemy at the end of the platform and your character makes attacks by hitting them doing a perry type of move to the pink blocks throwing them back at the enemy.

Deadbeats Encore's unique selling point for me would most likely be the fact that it's something I haven't seen before and the art-style is very nice, which'll encourage me to want to try it and find out what its about.

5.Brotato

Brotato is about a spaceship from Potato world that ends up crashing their spaceship onto an alien planet, only one survives: Brotato. While he waits to be rescued he must try to survive the hostile environment of the alien planet.

This games unique selling point is probably the feature of Brotato being able to wield up to 6 weapons, meaning you can mess about with all the combinations and see how long you last with each layout.

What similarities do they have?

The qualities/features they all share would probably be the fact they all have some sort of endless enemy pattern that they have to try to outlast.

What differences are there?

For one they all have different type of additional features and character designs, however Deadbeats Encore separates from all of them in my opinion as its got similar features to a rhythm game.

What makes the games successful/unsuccessful?

They all have unique outstanding qualities that work very well within the gameplay loop and have additional features that won't make it seem too repetitive to the player whilst also not overwhelming them. One game I will say my get overwhelming is Deadbeats Encore has it seems very difficult to get through with all the shapes coming at you, this might make the player frustrated and not play.

Is there something that stands out that doesn't work and what would you suggest to revise this?

Like I said before I'd say Deadbeats Encore's levels seem very overwhelming as a player who's new to the game, which could cause them to get frustrated and stop playing. What I would suggest to revise this, would be too add a difficulty setting allowing the player to choose a difficulty so that they can develop there skills. Either that or a tutorial in the beginning so the player has an idea of what they need to do and get the hang of it.

[just-absolutely-super]

OP au crack

Lan: *thinking of different ways to mess up Roll and Hub's next date*

Mayl: you okay Lan? You've been real quiet now and that's unlike you

Lan: I'm fine Mayl, don't worry

Mayl: you're not in pain or anything?

Lan: no no! Promise

Mayl suddenly gets closer and puts her hand on Lan's forhead

Lan: *Lan blushes hard* wh-what are you doing Mayl!

Lan, internally: she's so close to me right now, any closer and we would ki- no! Don't go there Lan. We're just very good friends, that's all

Roll, sees what's going on

Roll: oh?

Mayl: phew! Doesn't look like you have a fever. I was afraid you were becoming sick from pain.

Lan: n-not sick!

Roll: are you sure Mayl? Maybe you should check again *smirk*

Lan: nope! I'm fit as a fiddle!!

Mayl: but you did become very red just now, maybe you're on your way to be sick?

Lan: n-no no! I'm fine, promise!

Roll: are you sure Lan? Mayl can check again you know?

Lan: I'm fine as I can be!! Let's go!! The others won't find themselves!!

Mayl: ???

Back to the boys

Guts: there! Guts! There's the boar!!

Glyde: yes it is. My god, it's knocked down and out

Mega: can you see Mayl anywhere?

Glyde: no, but the boar has a footprint in the middle of it's face

Guts: the Captain kicks hard! Guts!

Mega: that means that Lan was the one knocking the boar out! It has to be!!

Glyde: or someone else who's really strong

Mega: no, it has to be Lan! Put me down Gutsman, I have to look for him!!

Glyde shakes his head to Gutsman, signaling that Hub should not be let down

Guts: uuuuuuuh, Gutsman thinks that's a bad idea. Guts!

Glyde: I agree with Gutsman. We should continue down this path though

Mega: argh!!! Why won't anyone listen to me!?

Lan's team are making some progress when they hear screeching

Mayl: Is that...a bird?

Roll: I think so. It's rather loud...

Lan: I have a bad feeling about this, so let's lay low for a minute

Roll: Good idea

As the three try to camouflage themselves, Dex and Yai suddenly rush out of the thicket

Lan: Dex! Yai!

Dex: Huh? Lan, Mayl, Roll, there you are! We've been looking all over for you!

Yai: Where's Glyde? Have you seen him?

Mayl: Glyde was with me, but then he went out looking for you. I guess that means he never found you...

Lan: Why are you running? Where's the fire?

Suddenly a large bird flies over, screeching loudly and showing off sharp teeth from its beak

Dex: That is the fire! It's been trying to catch us for an hour!

Yai: I've tried shooting it with my pocket canon, but it's no good! Now I'm out of ammo! Dex and I have just been running nonstop!

Lan: Shit, of all the days not to wear my skates!

Roll: It's circling back to us. Dex, pick up Lan and carry him, his ankle is injured. Our safest bet is to find some kind of shelter or the ship. Let's go!

Mayl: Take care of him, Dex

Dex: Sure thing! Up you go Lan!

Lan: Hey, easy, don't just throw me over your shoulder like a sack of potatoes!

Dex: Wow I can really feel the gratitude...

Roll, whispering: He's just salty because he can't lean on Mayl anymore

Lan: Roll I swear to God--

Yai: We can tease Lan later, we have to move it people!

Meanwhile

Mega: Oh no! My big brother senses are going off the charts! We have to move, now!

Glyde: Oh my, that means Lan is in danger?

Mega: His anxiety is through the roof! Gutsman, as first mate I order you to book it!

Guts: Sure thing! Keep up, Glyde, guts!

Glyde: Right behind you!

[spaghettificationandpretzels]

The Reaper and the Death Angel Part 46

Series Masterlist

Part 45

Contains: Violence, death, blood, angst, combat, any extremely violent scenes will be marked with XXX as usual, smut(oral sex M and F receiving, fingering, P in V.)

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Jax sees the Death Angel firsthand

One month after Jax took over

"How does this work?"

You smiled and passed Jax the mash potatoes, "well you guys get to spend a few days on a superyacht cruise. The boat looks and acts like a normal ship but it's a proper battle ship below deck. When we get to the coast, the boats will take me and the other to the compound and what happens happens."

"Do we get to watch?"

You shook your head, "yes Happy, if you want to watch us terminate Lobo Sonora you can watch on the screens. We'll have helmet and chest cams so you'll be able to see everything."

There was a beat of quiet, "how many people are going?"

"Three four man teams, eight men and four women including me. The op won't take more than an hour and then we'll be back and heading back to the US. We have state of the art weapons and the best protective gear money can buy, it's going to be an in and out kind of thing so pack your swim trunks and sunscreen because the people that choose to come can enjoy a quick vacation before the slaughter starts."

*****

"I got you guys a private suite, down the hall and to the right. The walls are pretty solid but I wouldn't be too loud since there are dorm rooms on either side of you."

You nodded, "thanks Billy, I guess we'll see you at lunch."

Jax insisted on taking the bags to the room and helping you unpack, "gee, this is nice."

You shook your head, "well, it is a superyacht. We'll only be gone for four days so you better enjoy yourself."

Jax huffed and pulled you into his arms, "does that mean I've got you to myself?"

"No, I have an op to plan. I'll be around a lot but you'll have to keep yourself entertained too. Again, Jax, it's a working superyacht, go swimming while we wait for people to arrive, we even have deep sea fishing rods, you can catch me dinner."

Jax chuckled, "alright, you make some fair points. When do the others get here?"

"On the way down there, we have to make it look good so we'll pick people up along the way, but they're all Anvil people so I know them and they're solid."

Jax nodded, "good, is it weird to say that I'm happy you invited us?"

You shook your head, "no, it's ok to be curious. Just be ready to see a lot of blood and death, I know you think you're good but I don't want you to be scared of me because you've just watched me kill twenty people."

"I could never be scared for you, I can't say the same for the others."

You huffed, "are you any closer to finding new members?"

Jax nodded, "the Nomads are disbanding, three members want to settle in Charming."

"I'm sorry you need more people, I've heard how hard to can get to manage a charter with a lot of members."

Jax shook his head, "I've got you to keep them in line."

You huffed, "yeah, something tells me that my input won't be appreciated by those not in the know about what's really going on. Clay gets out of the hospital today, there'll be people there to collect him to let him know where he stands."

*****

"Are they going to bring him here?"

You shrugged, "probably, if the powers at be think he needs to know what misbehaving will get him."

Jax huffed, "let's hope, the more scared you of he is, the better."

You shook your head, "no matter what I do, he's not going to be scared of me. It's about him knowing he's a dead man walking."

Jax spent the two next days exploring the ship, bumping into the people who were going on the raid. By far, Jax's favourite place was the training facilty, he spent his time watching you spar and shoot or give out orders about the upcoming operation.

"CAN YOU TWO STOP IT." You laughed, your relationship with Jax had become the talk of the boat, Jax didn't seem to mind, taking every hard back slap and comment about his dick being huge in stride.

"You are so hot."

You shook your head as you untaped you hands and wiped the sweat off your shoulders, "you just watch me beat the hell out of someone, how is that hot?"

Jax shot you the Teller smirk and leaned in to whisper in your ear, "because you can do that and yet you whimper just from me being this close to you."

"You're just jealous Underwood that I've got a hot piece of ass and you don't." Jax did his best not to go red, he wasn't embarrassed. It was clear to him how close you were with the people you had hand picked for the mission. He had been stopped more than once and told that it was obvious how happy he made you, people would tell him that they had never seen you this relaxed, that they were grateful someone they cared about had found someone good.

"Come one Darlin, I finally caught you that fish you wanted, the cooks are putting your lunch together now." When you walked out to the kitchen, Clay was there with Bobby, although Bobby was only talking to him because they were sharing a table.

Jax directed you to sit down and five minutes later, a cook was bringing a grilled fish out. "Wow, I'm impressed, there's even enough for both of us."

Jax chuckled, "well, there isn't much else to do, nice boat or not."

You smiled, "it's really yummy, I say we should take Abel out but you know how I feel about boats."

The mood changed, "it's happening tonight, then we'll be home. I'm still surprised you're afraid of the water."

You shrugged, "I'm not afraid of the water, I'm afraid of the ocean."

Jax smiled and reached his hand out to hold yours, "Abel would be happy to go with you anywhere, I mean, the kid thinks you're the best thing that happened since sliced bread."

*****

"Are you jealous?"

He huffed, "nah, kid's got good taste."

Jax noticed the change in the air as the sun set, then people were making their way to the bowels of the ship. Jax watched as they set up the screens and mission specs, he recognised director Vance but there were other men who caught his attention. You had walked over from the table where you were pointing out maps to the other, "who are they."

You smiled, "the old dude is Leroy Jethro Gibbs, good dude, the bald one is William Rollins, head of the DOJ, he's an ass."

"What happened to his eye?"

You huffed, "Frank did it after that op that got Travis' legs blown off." Jax smiled softly, you hadn't talked much about it, only that you have never been so sure you and your friends were going to die that day.

*******

"Is he going to be a problem?"

You shook your head, "nah, he's only here to keep everyone happy. He doesn't even have to power to give orders." Before Jax could ask more, you were being called into another room, which was locked after everyone else went inside.

"Russo, l/n, Underwood and Bowler are team leaders for the initial approach. When you come to the building, you'll split off into two groups, then Underwood and l/n will be at the head with Russo and Blower as your seconds."

There were soft nods of acknowledgment around the room, "expect heavy push back, overhead drone footage taken this afternoon shows at least seventy men, most concentrated inside. You are to keep quiet for as long as you can so there will be lots of wet work."

Billy smiled, "that's easy, who's handling the explosives?"

One of the women raised her hand and Billy relaxed, "thank God, at least we won't have to worry about anyone getting away."

She chuckled, "well, we are dropping a bomb after we leave, I've just got to make sure the huge concrete building goes down."

The room relaxed, at least there weren't going to be any preventable deaths. "alright everyone, you know your roles, get ready, say goodbye to our friends outside then meet by the inflatables."

"Do we have medical ready to go?"

Vance nodded, "that and a chopper if someone is too injured to come back via boat, this isn't an active war zone, your orders are to get as many people back home as you can even if they might not make it."

******

When you came out half an hour later, you were dressed in all in black with body armour, armed to the teeth. "You look hot."

You huffed, "of course you'd say that. I need to put my war paint on, I'll be back in a bit." Jax watched you disappear into the bathroom, he could tell that everyone was getting ready to leave, Billy was in the corner sharpening his knife and there were a group praying to the side.

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

When you came out, the others were already making their way to the boats outside, "you don't need to watch if you don't want to, you're going to see some pretty violent things."

Jax shook his head, "I'm not going to run away."

You smiled and handed him your engagement ring, "keep that safe, I'm gonna want it back when this is done."

The boat ride to the Lobo compound was made in silence, Jax watched from the screens, his eyes focused on the view from your cameras, his ears zoned in on the beep beep of the heart rate monitor on your chest. Kip sat next to Jax and leaned in close, "she's going to be fine, this would be nothing for her."

Jax held his breath as the boats stopped in the sand and the teams split off, then it started, it was like watching a group of wolves stalk a herd of lambs. The first guard went down with your knife to his back, a stab and twist had his lungs collapsing around the blade and with one last stab to the neck, he was dead.

"Contact made." There were a handful of clicks the Kip explained was them letting you know they got the message. Jax heard the same sentence spoken over the radio over and over again, sometimes he could hear what else was happening, the wet sounds of a knife entering the skin.

"Power's been cut, move ahead."

He could hear gunshots in the distance, the chatter over the radio pulling your attention away, "contact left."

He heard your radio click and there was a bang closer by as then the man next to you lifted his gun and fired off a shot, "good job dude." The surrounding area was cleared quickly then the teams were meeting up at the door.

He could hear the men inside talking and the group split and went off in two directions. A man with a gun came around the corner and was met with a bullet between the eyes, you slowed down and put a hand up, waiting for someone else to come out. As your group rounded the corner, a gun came into view and you took the gun, yanking the man onto the ground before cutting his throat.

"We have our orders, save your bullets and don't make too much noise."

Next to Jax, Kip shuttered, "what does that mean?"

Kip paused before answering, "it means most of the kills are going to be up close and bloody." Jax watched as someone came from the back of the group and placed something on the door, seconds later, it was coming off its hinges.

To Jax's surprise, the conversation between everyone wasn't just about the mission, it was about everyday life. There was an exclamation as you sidestepped a man with a large blade and plunged your knife into the man's chin.

"Holy shit, how big is Teller's cock?"

You giggled, "I'm not glorifying that with an answer."

Jax was going red, "does that mean it's small?"

He saw your head cam shake, "his penis is perfectly adequate."

There was a beep, "someone just went company wide, everyone's about to hear this." Jax was grateful for Kip's input.

On your side of the compound, the fighting was equally mixed. Jax could see that Kip meant by up close and bloody, the glimpses he saw of everyone showed that you were all covered in blood. There was a noise and everyone turned their head to look, Billy raised his gun and shot a man in the chest, the man behind him jumping out of the way.

"Did you hear that, guys? Teller's got a horse cock."

You huffed, "I swear to God, if you fuckers don't shut up about my love life I will frag all of you and finish this myself."

There were a lot of chuckles and the sound of more gunshots, "we've cleared the first two rooms, one's looking a bit suspicious."

More chatter and bang "room cleared, moving on."

As your team advanced forward, Jax recognised the sound of a cocking shotgun but someone dying on the floor popped up and the seconds that it took to kill him pulled your attention away, it was too late to act by the time the shotgun came from behind a door and fired. Jax watched as your camera showed you hitting the ground and he could hear Billy yelling to clear the room as he dragged you to safety.

"It happens all the time, I can remember shaking my vest out after long fire fights and finding a whole shit load of spend bullets. She only went down like that because shotgun blasts knock the air out of you more." Jax gave Kip a curt nod and went back to the screens.

Jax was holding his breath as he watched the heart rate monitor, his eyes going from your camera to Billy's as he stripped your vest, "I'm fine, the vest caught everything."

Billy grunted, "let me check anyway." Jax realised his breath as Billy opened the vest and found nothing. In seconds, he had you redressed and back in the game.

"You good?"

Jax didn't know if he wanted to answer, "yep, keep it coming." Jax swallowed, it sounded like you were in pain. And it did keep coming, but the onslaught started to slow down and the radio chatter calmed from a mix of yelling about enemies to light banter. The groups met at the top of the stairs and the woman who blew the entrance door stepped forward again.

"Once the door's open, I think we should top off the incendiary grenades with a flash bang."

He saw your head turn, "why?" In the room

Rollings didn't look happy, "we don't really know what's going on in that room, we should shock any stragglers."

Before you could respond, Rollings did it for you, "no, it's not worth it."

Two men tossed in red painted grenades and Jax could almost feel the heat coming off the blast, there was a beat of nothing before a flash bang was thrown in and once that past, the team entered the room.

"I agreed with my operative, we'll throw the flash bang."

There was a beep, "shit, she just turned off his mic." The woman placed another bomb on the door, this one much bigger and everyone stepped back while she set it off.

Bang bang

"FUCK." Jax stiffened as he watched the man next to you take a bullet to the leg and then someone behind you was shooting a moving shape, "good call with the flash bang, let's ID these bodies and hope one's our man then let's head home."

Jax relaxed as the burnt bodies were turned over and looked at, "hey, over here."

True to Kip's word, Jax calmed down as the teams split again and went through the halls, checking for survivors and laying bombs. Jax's hands finally unclenched as you loaded into the inflatables again.

Everyone walked over and looked at the body by the soldier's boot, "that him?"

You knelt down and looked at the face, half gone, down to the bone from the fire, "yep." Jax saw Kip relax as well, "it's done, they'll blow the place and come back, the guy who got shot will be fine."

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"We're done here, sent in the drone." Jax didn't know how long it would take but he watched as everyone on the boats turned their attention to the rapidly disappearing shoreline then there was a huge blast that rocked the boats.

There was a shift in the cameras, and half were turned off and then the helmets were removed. When Jax saw everyone's faces without covers, the amount of blood was shocking, you looked like something out of a horror movie.

Jax hadn't looked at Clay the whole night, even though he was in the room. When he finally turned his attention to his former step-father, he was pale and looked close to falling to pieces. Jax couldn't help himself from taking a shot at him as he walked to the deck to greet the boats, "I bet you're regretting all your decisions so far."

*******

Jax waited in the warm night air for ten minutes, his heart racing ever faster as the water started to ripple. He couldn't help the smile on his face as you arrived, he leaned down the ladder to help you up but you waved your hand, "there's a lot of blood my love."

Then you were walking up to him and taking his hand, "I got to go to medical, wanna come?" Jax stood and walked with you, mindful that you hadn't showered or changed. The walk to the med bay was quick, men and women were lining the hallway, "I'll be out before you know it."

"I can see that, you gonna go clean up?"

You nodded, "yeah, got to debrief first and get checked out by the doc then I'm going to have a very long hot shower, then I'll be yours for the rest of the night." Jax followed you back down to the mission room and watched as you and the rest of the team went back into the room, then came out a little while later.

You chuckled, "yeah, shall we head back to the room?"

True to your word, you were out in twenty minutes, "all clear?"

You nodded, "some bumps and bruises but the shotgun blast didn't do any damage."

Jax smiled and pressed the quickest kiss to you lips, "you need a shower, there's blood and body bits all over you."

******

You weren't lying about the shower being long, Jax was planning to stay and talk with you while you washed but he got a call from Sam which surprised him because he was still on his honeymoon.

"Is everything alright man?"

Jax could hear the birds in the background, "you still want to be with my sister?"

Jax was taken aback, "of course I do, why wouldn't I?"

Sam huffed, "because seeing her kill a whole bunch of people might have put a damper on how much you love her."

"I watched the whole thing, it changed nothing. You finally going to get it in your head I'm not going to break her heart?"

Sam chuckled, "I am now. After watching her work, I don't think I have much else to worry about. I know she'd kill me for saying this, but you've finally got my approval."

"She's always been a mother bear, ask the guys. I will say this, you've probably come to the same realisation yourself, she will kill anyone who's a risk to Abel, even if that's you." Jax had a shutter run down his spine but he knew it was true.

"Gee thanks, I didn't know it would take so long."

Sam's tone changed, "be careful Jax, she's still my big sister. You wouldn't be the first man to leave when he realises that he's not the most dangerous one in the room."

Jax took a deep breath, "at first, it was a little hard but after what happened with Abel and Hayes, I'm grateful one of us is a trained killer."

"Yeah, I know. It makes me love her more."

He could hear Sam smiling, "that's what I wanted to hear. Now, I need to get back to my wife. I'm sure you'll have fun in the empty house while we're gone." Jax hung up and went back to the bedroom just in time for you to get out of the shower.

Jax didn't know how to answer but knew how he felt after beating a man in the ring. You were tearing at his clothes, Jax didn't even pick up that you were naked as you climbed on top of him and bent at the waist, biting on his skin until he grunted.

"How you feel…."

Jax was being slammed against the door, "wound up." The kiss was all teeth and tongue and Jax started to wonder if this is what happened when a sailor finally succumbed to that siren's call.

"What's gotten into you?"

You smiled against his skin and shoved him onto the bed, "what do you think."

When you reached his cock, Jax placed his hands on your cheeks to give you the go ahead. You sucked his dick like you were trying to win a bet, Jax didn't have a chance to collect himself as you pushed him closer and closer to the edge. He was grunting and groaning like he was dying as he came in your mouth.

"Easy there Darlin, you look sore." Jax could see the growing bruises on your skin

"Nothing hurts." you kissed down his body, stopping to bite him as you went. Jax wondered if this is how you felt when he was in one of these moods, but there was something more to it, he felt like he was in the room with a hungry animal.

Jax watched in awe as you sat up and wiped your face on the back of your hand, "you good?"

Jax's breath caught in his throat, "am I good? Woman, you are going to kill me."

You smiled, "at least you'll die happy."

Jax was going to go hypoxic from how fast the blood was trying to get back to his dick, "can we take a few seconds? I think I might faint if I get hard again this fast."

You smiled softly and pressed a barely there kiss to his chest, "sure my love." Jax relaxed a little and took the momentary break to take back his breath.

"You are the hottest woman to ever exist."

You shook your head, "why, because I just kill a whole bunch of people and came back covered in blood or because I'm great at sucking your dick?"

Jax huffed, "you're a brat."

You shifted your hips and ground yourself over his quickly hardening cock while Jax's breath caught in his chest. You placed you hands on his chest and Jax ran his hands up and down your arms as you rubbed yourself on him.

The smile you gave him made his dick twitch, "what are you going to do about it?"

Jax smirked, "what do you think?"

He pulled you closer to him and placed his hands on your waist, "this doesn't feel like you're doing anything."

Jax chuckled, "you seem happy where you are, I'm not going to kill your buzz."

"What were you saying?" You leaned down and bit his shoulder, Jax grunting and thrusting his fingers hard into you, "you really are in a mood tonight." You moved your lips and bit down on his chest by your hand and Jax crooked his fingers to rub your G-spot.

"Let me help you Darlin."

You smirked and lifted your hips, "ok."

Jax's hand moved to your center and he ran his fingertips through your slit, "you're always so wet for me."

You shook your head, "ego, ego, I'm just well hydrated." You went to continue to tease him, but his thumb met your clit and he slid two fingers inside you.

Jax didn't think it could get any better as you reached full speed in record time, Jax doing his best to stutter out for you to take your time but failed. You shifted your hand to gain more leverage and Jax was painfully aware that your fingertips were just below his neck.

"I want more."

Jax chuckled at the assertiveness in your voice, "well, come and take it." Jax removed his fingers from you and put both hands on your hips while he grabbed his cock and slid down over him, Jax head dropping back against the pillows.

He was fast approaching the edge again, he usually prided himself on his iron self control but this was something else. In hopes of not bruising his ego, he reached a hand down and rubbed your clit, smiling as your pace stuttered. "That feel good Darlin? You like to act all tough but I can feel you squeezing me."

Jax smirked at your moan, "yeah, you like to act like you're all put together but I know the truth. When we're all alone, like this, you can't even keep your thoughts straight."

"Careful Jackson, I'm not the one who's doing math in their head." Jax swallowed, you weren't helping. He was stuck between the urge to sit back and enjoy the ride and take back control and feed his ego. You decided for him as you came around him, Jax lifting himself up to kiss you while the finger on your clit kept going, "Jax, fuck."

Jax grabbed your hips with both hands and thrust up into you, grunting and groaning like an animal as he pulsed inside you. He fell back and you fell with him, Jax taking your hand in his and kissing your fingers, "are you alright? You're shaking like a leaf." You smiled and he rubbed your hand in hopes of slowing the shaking.

"I'm out of adrenalin and the raid drained my blood sugar, the shakes are totally normal."

Jax smiled, "well, I saw chocolate lava cake on the menu, you want me to get you some?"

You kissed his chest and rolled off him, "let's just call to the kitchen and ask, I want to stay here with you."

Jax reached over, grabbed the phone and called the kitchen, "what can I get for you."

Jax gave the menu a quick look, "two french onions soups, two servings of crispy roast potatoes and two chocolate lava cakes please."

The chef chuckled, "I'm guessing you two worked up and appetite." Jax was confused, "thin walls, the whole boat knows what you were getting up to."

Jax laughed and rolled on top of you, "I'm about to."

Jax went red, "I'll bring it round when it's ready, you kids have fun until then."

When Jax looked over at you, you were smiling shyly, "you having fun, you insufferable man?"

******

"You ready Abel?"

His little voice came across the video as you walked out of your room with Jax, "yes, show me, show me."

You moved the phone around, "so in here is where they take seawater and turn it into fresh water so we can drink it."

Jax took the phone and spoke to Gemma, coming back soon after, "as much as I enjoyed this time away, I can't wait to get back."

Able asked so many questions, "is it cold?"

Jax smiled, "a little, but only on deck." When you walked out and showed Abel the clear blue shy, his little eyes went wide.

"Wow, there are no people."

You nodded, "there's no one for miles."

"You and me both."

******

"Alright sweetie, we have to go get the puppies from uncle Derek and then we can go home."

When you picked up Abel from Gemma's place, he looked tired. "Did you have fun with grandma?"

He nodded, "grandma let me make pancakes everyday."

You swallowed, you have given her plenty of Abel's favourite foods, "that's good, you ready to come home?"

He smiled and wrapped his little arms around you, "yes mommy."

*****

"Sam and Ima get back tomorrow so we have the house all to ourselves."

Jax smiled, "oh, I wonder what we're going to do with then?"

You shook your head, "wasn't all those times on the boat enough?"

Jax kissed your neck, "nope, you'd never leave the bed if it was up to me."

Of course you both spent the night with Abel and the dogs, Abel falling asleep in Jax's arms as you all watched TV, "I think we all better call it a night."

Jax picked Abel up and carried him to bed, "you think Gemma let him stay up all night?"

You nodded, "I'm guessing she was too drunk, the whole house smelt like old wine."

Jax's face fell, "yeah, I know."

You settled into bed and put you head on Jax's chest, "when do the runs start?"

Jax stroked your face, "two weeks, it's a week at a time but we won't be doing many." Jax sounded like a week was far too long.

*****

Jax turned on the TV on the wall and wrapped his arms around you, "penguins or B horror movie?"

You shook your head, "there's a documentary on those gross jello foods from the sixties."

Jax smiled, "sure, we'll watch it, it might bring back some memories."

Beep beep

"It that Abel?"

Jax's voice was hoarse with sleep, you had put a motion detector along with the monitor so if he got up and came towards the adjoining door, you would know, "give it a second, he might just need a few minutes." But then Abel was knocking on the door.

You got up and let him in, Abel wiping his damp eyes, "what's wrong sweetie."

He sniffed, "I had a bad dream, can I stay with you and daddy tonight?"

You smiled and picked him up, "you wanna be in the middle?" He nodded and climbed in Jax snuggling close to him.

"What was your bad dream about?"

You lifted the cover and Abel buried his face in your chest, "the monster."

Jax put his arm over both of you, "where did the monster come from?"

Abel sounded scared, "the jungle, grandma was asleep and it was on TV."

You swallowed "well the monster can't hurt you, it's only a picture. Did you tell grandma you were scared?"

*****

"I tried but she didn't wake her up."

You could feel the anger coming off Jax, "you're home now and we'll always wake up if you want a cuddle, do you think you can go back to sleep?"

Able nodded and rubbed his eyes, as he fell asleep, you looked over at Jax, "we'll talk about this in the morning."

"You need to talk to your mother about her drinking and Abel can't stay with her if she's not going to wake up when he needs her."

Jax nodded, "I'll talk to her, if we go away again, Opie and Lyla can take him." You swallowed, "alright, I'm going to put Abel into the daycare at the museum. She can't be around him when she's like this."

******

"Can you hold off a bit and let me talk to her?"

You took a deep breath, "ok, but this is her last chance."

"Hey Juicy, this is the second time this week you've been by. Does it have anything to do with my new intern?"

Jucie's eyes went wide, "ah, no."

You shook your head, "she asked after you. You want me to make an introduction?" The soft smile he gave you was enough of an answer.

You brought him into the exam room and Jessica smiled, "oh hello, my name's Jessica."

Juice took her outstretched hand and shook it, "this is Juan but everyone calls him Juice. I have things to do so I'm going to leave you kids alone."

Juice looked concerned but Jessica put her hand on his shoulder, "come on handsome, you wanna help me file?"

"Ok then, let's hope they're a good fit because you do not have enough people for all the shit you have to do."

Jax came looking for Juice an hour later, "how long's he been here?"

You smiled, "a while, Miss Warren is keeping him busy, do you want him back?"

Jax grinned and shook his head, "nah, just tell him the nomads are here for a visit."

Part 47

Part 47 picks up at the start of season 5 which will be the last season I am writing for. Please comment and reblog if you feel inclined.

[demonboyhalo]

The Technoblade Conspiracy

Even before Dream claimed there was a traitor in Pogtopia, there's been a lot of...suspicious activities happening in Techno’s streams. Others on the SMP are already distrustful of him, and the fans are as well, but I believe that we’re focusing on the wrong thing here. This thread isn’t quite a traitor theory, but rather a dive into what Techno has been hiding at large. I can say with utter confidence that the extent of what Technoblade has accomplished on the Dream SMP is being greatly underestimated.

I recommend looking at the sus Techno moments thread by @piggytechnobarb on Twitter for some of the stream clips I'll be discussing.

This is going to be fairly in depth, so the rest is under the cut!

1. There is another room under what Techno calls his "secret base"

I won't talk too much on how strange his choice of "secret base" is for now, but please do keep in mind how out of character it is for man-who-tracked-down-Squid's-college to settle for a home base so unprotected and close to Pogtopia's very well known location.

So, for some reason, there is Polished Blackstone Brick under the floor of Techno’s wall. He accidentally reveals this when a donation asks him to mine the exposed redstone in his wall, acts a bit strange for a good 15 seconds, and then never mentions it again. Sight of the brick prompts him to silently zoom in, fill the hole with stone (not cobble), and say "Don't ask questions".

This is only so strange because there's no real reason for him to have stone at the ready, or any blackstone brick at all. Techno is NOT a builder, and if a creeper blew up down there, he'd fill it with cobble and not give a shit about aesthetics. He doesn't use smooth stone in his base, and has never built with blackstone on stream. Not only are they unusual items for him to have, it's unusual for him to make a point to not have the viewers question it. Yes, it could just be Techno being dramatic, but why did he go silent for a straight 5 seconds at the sight of the blackstone?

Considering who he is as a player, it is completely in character for Techno to build a second base. The lake he lives under is incredibly near Wilbur and Tommy, and he's well aware that all an enemy has to do is watch his stream to infiltrate his base. Techno goes to the extremes when they aren't even required (Ex. His insane skill in party games, beating Skeppy in as niche of a game as Grinch Simulator, etc.) So I don't think it's a stretch for him to go the extra mile, and hide a bunker/resources/extra armour and what have you from even his own viewers.

2. The overpowered illegal villager farm

For those of you who don't watch Ponk, he recently stumbled across an area that is supposedly banned on the Dream SMP - a villager farm. In the clip, his voice is astonished and his confusion is palpable, and he goes so far as to say "It's a full scale arms race" because of how many good trades there are. The location is laced with traps, though he doesn't mention what exactly he had to get past to find the farm. Ponk's reaction is far too genuine for the farm to be his, but then that begs the question, whose farm is it?

...Who is willing to risk Dream's wrath by breaking his rules? Or, alternatively, who is capable of making a secret pact with the server owner to allow such a farm? The answer could only be Technoblade.

Ponk says it himself in the video, he does not have the time to build this. Whoever made this had to have carved out a hidden cavern, lead at least 14 villagers down there, breed them until only the ones with the best trades were left - all off stream, and without another player catching them. Whoever made this had to spend hours of work with no content to show for it, and who do we know has been grinding for DAYS on the server? Technoblade. Not to mention, all the villagers are numbered, and all but one are fletchers.

The signs above each stall are so important, because going so far back as SMP Earth, Techno has a history of dispassionately breeding mobs to his benefit, and then killing any mob not performing well enough. For example, his horse farm: where the horses stay in numbered rooms rather than all being named. The villagers in the screenshot above are numbered rather than named.

Wanna hear a fun fact about Fletchers? They're well known for accepting sticks for emeralds, but will also take string for that trade as well! And guess who has been seen waiting at the spider spawner collecting string by Sapnap, Awesamdude, Quackity, and multiple other players? Technoblade.

Technoblade also has every reason to be breeding villagers for special arrows and crossbows, because he's said on stream that he wants to try spamming multi-shot crossbows in combat to take out huge groups of enemies. He said at a later point that he had run into trouble with getting multiple crossbows with the enchantment multi-shot, and implied it wasn't going to happen. But has he ever been the kind of person to be stopped by something being challenging? Absolutely not.

Think of literally anything Techno has done - his Bedwars win streak, beating MC with a steering wheel, the Potato Wars - what I believe is really happening, is that Techno is lying about how equipped he is so that no matter what side he ends up fighting for, his enemies will have no true way of knowing how powerful he is.

3. Dream might be his secret ally (AKA The Glowstone Incident)

This brings us to a...confusing moment in Techno's stream that sparked a lot of questions. It pointed me towards 2 different, but not necessarily exclusive, theories.

The Glowstone Incident precedes as follows: Techno needs glowstone but can't find any in his chests, so he puts on his BRB screen. He says that he is "hacking" and asking Dream to use game mode to give him the glowstone. Typing can be heard, and then multiple chests are opened. Techno takes off the BRB screen and he now has three stacks of glowstone dust. This was absolutely bewildering to watch live, and was one of the most blatantly suspicious things he has done in front of his viewers. (You can find the exact clip on the thread I mentioned, it is...so weird)

Theory A: Though unlikely, Techno could be Dream's secret ally, and Dream really did use creative to give him the stacks. Or, he potentially gave Techno OP permissions so that he could get the glow stone (and any other materials he’d want) himself.

We all remember their meet up on that ocean hill, where Dream gives Techno golden apples, diamonds, and other such materials for the battle against Schlatt. It seemed to be a one-off gift that was more for Wilbur's benefit than Techno's, but there's potentially the chance that Dream saw an alliance to Techno to be more beneficial than working only with Wilbur, and contacted him off screen to make deals.

Going back to the Village Farm - for a player to get the exact enchantment they want for a reasonable price, breeding them is the most logical option. It's the route Techno would take regardless of Dream's rules on the SMP too, as he tends to show little regard for what the creators want (Ex. Taking over SMP Earth, exploiting Hypixel Skyblock, etc.) However, it could also be possible that Dream gave Techno permission to do this, and so the reason Techno is keeping the farm secret is so that the viewers don't know of their alliance.

Theory B: Techno has hidden resources in his base that he doesn't want anyone to have even the chance to see. Whether it is to hide from enemies watching (or to hide from Dream in particular because Techno knows he's breaking the server's rules) there are secret chests that Techno has with extra resources that can be heard loud and clear in the video.

They could be simple ones hidden in the walls...or in the blackstone brick base hidden under his floors. Saying he’s “hacking” rather than the reality of him just checking all his chests again is on par for Techno’s usual dramatics - yet we can clearly see that there’s no glowstone in any of his chests. This is why I believe he got the glowstone from some unseen resource. With the BRB screen on, Techno prevents his viewers from actually seeing how he got the 3 stacks of powder, and it keeps the location of his hidden materials safe.

Personally, I feel theory B is more likely, but there have been moments where Dream has acted Sus so...be on the lookout y'all.

4. Techno not participating in MCC

For those of you who watched Techno during the Potato War, many will remember that MCC 6 had a stressful undertone. Because of how much effort and time Techno had been putting into farming on Skyblock, taking a break to compete in another event was distracting. It ultimately led to him losing time that, from his perspective, would have been better off spent farming.

Techno might not be as blatantly grinding on the Dream SMP as he did with the Potato War, but it's undeniable that other streamers have seen him online for stretches of 10 hours and more. When asked about why he wasn't participating in the next MCC, Techno didn't say he was taking a break - something that'd be entirely reasonable and honestly well earned - he said "I don't want to."

It could be awkward phrasing by virtue of Techno's personality, but what I think is more likely is that Techno has learned from his past mistakes. Rather than "waste" time competing in MCC, Techno might be planning to use the time everyone on the SMP is gone to his advantage. He could sneak into enemy territory, set traps in certain areas, or maybe even perform some illegal acts that Dream would never allow. Either way, I suspect Techno has something planned for the 14th.

Honorable Mentions:

Dream poking fun, or blatantly covering for Techno?

This clip of Techno's secret Something??? next to the spider spawner, undeniably suspicious

Techno had around 5 stacks of wool in his inventory at one point - he absolutely could be bed mining the nether not only so that he has multiple sets of OP netherite, but possibly because he's preparing the gear for another person (cough cough Philza) or people

Techno's collection of ghast tears. He's studied Crystal PvP and made plenty of 2b2t references in the past (Look up FitMC for more info on those things) So it could be possible that Techno is hiding stacks of end crystals so that he can decimate multiple players in an instant

All in all, I'm 100% convinced that Techno has some serious plans hidden behind the scenes that he's not going to share until it's time for him to unleash utter chaos. We know he's keeping secrets, we know he's had the time, and we know he's capable.

I hope you all enjoyed my research and feel terrified of what Techno could possibly have done off camera :D

If anyone else has different theories, corrections to what I wrote, or other moments where Pink was Sus, feel free to comment!

[haleigh-sloth]

I was thinking what you said about afo and you're probably right i think horikoshi is trying to distract us into thinking tomura is the final boss because he's too op and afo is just 200 old man waiting to die, hori already trolled us with the whole shiggy being successor i won't be surprised if he do it again and afo potato face gets heald by idk what ass pull hori is preparing and becomes an op villain nobody can defeat except for deku and tomura.

I'll be honest--I don't even think he's trying to make us think Shiggy is the final boss. And I don't think he ever trolled us either. It's just a "twist" in the story. A twist that had so much set up from the very beginning, when it was established that AFO was the mastermind behind everything. It's been so painfully obvious since Kamino that Shigaraki is bound to face AFO, with Midoriya's help. Because AFO is not a positive influence on Shigaraki or the League.

AFO and Midoriya don't have any personal reasons that tie them together as enemies. AFO was, and honestly still is, just this enigma to Midoriya, someone he's never even really seen up close. It's almost like he's not real for Midoriya. But for Shigaraki, AFO is there in front of him, directly in his life--impacting his WHOLE life actually--literally possessing him.

There is zero subtlety in what's going on here. Like it was one thing to have Shigaraki fighting against AFO for control of his body, and it being obvious that he wants his freedom. Because you still wonder if he believes in the notion of "being saved". You think it's just him wanting his freedom so he can get back to destroying things left and right (while knowing he's gonna be reached at some point). But it's a whole other level of in-your-face obvious when he makes the villain ask for help from his hero by name. And not even in front of anybody to put on a show, it's happening deep down at his core where nobody else knows what's going on (maybe AFO does now--I wonder actually). But there's no more guessing or tricking here.

Hori could always throw a wrench in his story to "twist" things up, but the thing is---Tenko being the one who needs "saving" IS the big twist. Yeah, we all knew for a long time this was the case. But Hori isn't writing for people who read super analytically, he's writing the story for people who read for enjoyment and will actually be SHOCKED 😱 at the twists he throws in there (a la villains being saved and allies to the heroes in the end). It's not a shock to us, but for people who just read for enjoyment and aren't trying to read deeper and figure out what's happening next it's just a big twist!

I went on a tangent but what I'm trying to say is that I don't even think he's trying to trick us lol. It's so obvious. I will say that he surprised pretty much everybody when he didn't give AFO New Order to make him monster-OP, so there's that. But I do think AFO is gonna get another power up somehow, and we'll get some sort of face and name reveal for AFO and AFO is gonna be this monster that--as you said--only Shigaraki and Midoriya can stand a chance against.

[catrose13]

Chapter 3. Parks and Desolation. My favourite "Brought to You By" for this chapter That Won't Stop Me Because I Don't Care

Grandpa's past was wild, why was he wearing a tux? Why was he in a pyramid playing death games in a TUX? The pyramid I get, the death games I get but the tux...

…You signed a legal disclaimer regarding DEATH?! Excuse me?

Don't worry Yugi your ghost isn't the kind who'd just take your body for a wander

Eaten by Foxes that's certainly a marvel way to go

Rex explaining the basics of Robbery to his boyfriend... lol "Antennahead" poor Kemo

Mervin

"The largely unremarkable hair of a background character" self-awareness

Oh Yugi, the one thing Grandpa wanted you to do and you forgot it. Fraudulent Arts and Crafts is certainly a new reason to forget a test

Nothing good ever follows the word "Hypothetically"

Aww Ishizu's havin a gay

Second-favourite of two brothers

..."Accidentally set up an excellent Practical Joke" how does that work exactly?

Ah Yami dropping those Egyptian facts even if he doesn't consciously remember them

"Ohh I really screwed up" instantly changes to "Nyeh-heh-heh you have fallen into my trap!" Like bro did the idea of the duel just instantly wipe common sense from your brain?

He's really bullying Weevil isn't he?

Aww he wants to show his boyfriend the beetle

Good advice on Weevils part re. the cheerleaders

The Parasite sold Bakura's dignity

"Why are you like this?!" Ah I ask my body that all the time… Of course the only person to blame for my bodies condition is me but still.

Ah the Spite Reserve, most motivational

...Oh no, I'm Joey in this situation... my blood is also red type

"Sane and Reasonable" I'm unsure many people have referred to Joey as that

Yugi scares Yami. That is a strangely amusing image

"You know Green Day?" "When's Green Day?" Yami listens to Green Day on Yugi's "music box" lol

Fricken turd potato

Pickled Camel eyes…was that an actual thing Ancient Egyptian people ate? It sounds so gross, though I have heard some people say that most eyeballs are mostly flavourless…

Aw they're sharing information..."The fucking what eye?"

Oh Poor Yugi… I made a meme it's not great but I made it(

)

"Smallest cutest Jackal"... Dude earlier in this chapter we were warned that these dudes have eaten people before

Ah foxes subscribe to the same school as cats, "I can eat? Human takes the food? Why dost thou forsake me human" op he screwed, being menaced by wildlife

Heh they both call for Téa to save them

If only Rex was their Bio teacher

"HOE DON'T DO IT" lol nice one Weevil

Excellent distracting skills Joey, asking someone about the thing they are incredibly into is a great way to instantly divert their attention, can confirm. Of course my first time reading through I got thoroughly entranced in the story time and did not realise what exactly Joey was doing but going through again the dinosaurs are no longer dazzling me with facts and I understand. I thought Joey was just incredibly interested in dino facts.

Oh man my friend has a very punny sense of humour and that one was right on her level I fully cringed reading it. He deserved to be smacked for saying it

In the mighty words of Terry Pratchett a one-in-a-million chance crops up nine times out of ten, he's a beginner fighting a finalist playing a combo he's never played before and his card has a 50-50 shot of failing. Of course it was going to work.

I'm sure there's some law you can't legally be a Wise Wizard without a beard

Aww DinoBug Boyfriend moment

Yugi...Did you just give in and give the foxes the marshmallows?

I think Sid is the anti Joey in regards to movies. Joey watches a movie based on actual fact and doesn't know it's real, Sid watches movie that is completely fictional and believes some of it's real… The extinct Giant eagle still exists in this world, soo my important question is…Do Moa?

Zygor knows deep LOTR facts

Detroit sounds...hellish

Stressing the importance of dental health, that's adult stuff right there

So is Keith from Detroit? Or does he just live there?

Oof poor Kemo, he's struggling.

Lol he has now pinned his hopes of future escape on Joey making it to the finals

"Please I hate it here" yikes Kemo

Why do I know the name Guy Fieri?

Oh Oh Mokuba lol Mokuba bit Croquets fingers off...🤣 I shouldn't laugh it's a horrible thing but I can't help myself

Drinks blood, sensitive to sunlight, humanoid shape..."Chupacabra"?!

…Werewolf…hmmm…who do you know Tristan who you keep thinking is a Werewolf…who has white hair and you think they are a Werewolf…are any names springing to mind…

[agentsofcuteanimals]

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Phil: *Takes a tray filled with chocolate cake, oolong tea, and a bowl of wonton chicken Lian made him learn for Melinda*

*Knock knock*

Melinda: *Opens the door, looks at his suspicious smile and eyes that are trying very hard not to shift but fails, to the tray of her favourite foods* *Narrows her eyes* No. *Slams the door in his face*

Phil: *Puts his foot between the door* Wait, wait- OW *Puppy eyes* Melinda.

Melinda: I hate undercover. *Crosses her arms*

Phil: I know but this one isn't bad. All we have to do is mingle with some rich people and cause a distraction while Mack and Daisy steal the alien head.

Melinda: What's the catch?

Phil: The party is next to a beach.

Melinda: No, Phil. No. I'm not ever going on a water op with you again!

Phil: It's not going to be like Sausalito. This one is easy. It's going to be like Bali.

Melinda: Bali, where I had to crack a underwater safe while getting shot at.

Phil: Uh.. ok not Bali, umm oh like Paris!

Melinda: I had to be a fucking mermaid. Do you know how hard it is to run in a fish tail filled with water?!??!?!

Phil:😰😰😰 Hong Kong?

Melinda:: You threw me in a lobster tank.

Phil: *Panic at a potato* Melinda. *Holds up the tray of food with intense puppy eyes*

Melinda: *Pursed her lips, deep breathe, and rolls her eyes* If I get stuck in water again I'm dragging you with me.

Phil: You won't, I promise. *Happy potato sets the tray down* I will make sure you stay as far away from any water as possible.

*On the mission*

Melinda: Phil.

Phil: *Sweats* I'm sorry.

Melinda: *Terrifyingly calm voice* The rich people we have to distract is in water.

Phil: *Begging anyone to save a poor potato* Maybe we can lure them out?

Melinda: *Smiles sweetly and gently takes his arm* Philip J Coulson, you are dead.