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sunflowerbloomss · 2 years ago
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not to be dramatic or anything but interstellar is really one of the most beautiful and touching examinations of human existence... geniuenly i think there's so much to be said about what human beings are all about and all the ways we're ugly but the way interstellar says yes people can be evil and do stupid things because they're scared and they're selfish and mean but also it all boils down to a dad that promised he'd come back for his daughter and a daughter that believed him. yeah. i feel like this is beautiful. i think this is what humanity is all about
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"We love our girlfriends!" Y'all inattentive motherfuckers could not remember a single significant detail about your girlfriends' lives if you were held at gunpoint and then tortured
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embryoed · 17 days ago
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I’m so sorry but my ass will NEVER shut up about how the writers came up with an honestly GOOD conflict with the Binary Bros in Part One, only to immediately drop everything that made it interesting in Part Two :-:
Putting my rant under the cut bc idk who’s gonna wanna hear this yapfest
Like, my biggest gripe is how they had Demetri bring up The Arm during his and Hawk’s fight for the flag, only to never mention it again. When he brought it up, a lot of people, including myself, thought that Part Two would probably explore that repressed hurt a little more. Because surely the writers wouldn’t write that into the script if they had no use for it!! Right? RIGHT???? (they did, in fact, end up not using it)
They could’ve used their conflict to make them have a very needed conversation about everything that happened between them in Seasons 2 and 3, because it’s very clear that they never properly addressed that, but they didn’t. Instead, their conflict was handled in what was probably the worst way it could’ve been.
They kept adding on all these new arguments for them to have, all of which were petty as shit and I could not care less for. The cheating plot especially gets me pissed because though I’m a firm believer that Demetri and Yasmine are both raging faggots, the writers aren’t and have been writing Demetri as genuinely being all over her, and that Demetri would NEVER cheat on her (he literally calls her his goddess like nuh uh he’s not a cheater on my soul).
And not only that, but everything they did had NO VALUE!!! All their “arguments” had no substance, especially since they weren’t even really fighting!! Wdym Demetri was supposedly extremely pissed at Hawk, but then they’re sitting together like normal at the bar? Wdym they’re suddenly ganging up on Kenny together?? IT MAKES NO SENSE!!!
Speaking of the Kenny thing, it directly contradicts Demetri’s character for him to be suspicious of Kenny. He was suspicious of him because he immediately forgave Devon for the laxatives, but he did that EXACT SAME THING in Season 3!! And his was worse!! He immediately forgave Hawk for months of torment and for BREAKING HIS ARM!!!! I mean, the writers COULD HAVE used that as an opportunity to have him actually reflect on that and ask himself why he decided to be so forgiving if he’s suspicious of Kenny for doing so, but guess what? THEY DIDN’T!!!!!
Hawk’s line to Demetri telling him to not do shitty things if he didn’t wanna face consequences is also extremely contradictory, considering the fact that he’s done some of the most shitty things out of all the teens on the show!! ESPECIALLY TO THE GUY HE WAS SAYING THAT LINE TO!!!!! Hawk did a bunch of shitty things to Demetri, but he never faced any consequences for them! He faced consequences for betraying Cobra Kai mid-house-fight through them shaving his mohawk, and he faced consequences for being a general asshole through him being an outcast in the beginning of Season 4, but he never faced any consequences SPECIFICALLY for what he put Demetri through. Again, the writers COULD HAVE used it for some reflection, BUT THEY DIDN’T!!!! GOSH!!!!!
Their conflict this season was SOLELY a plot device to make them uncoordinated and therefore bad at fighting because the writers knew that if they were coordinated then they would’ve been slamming all those other wack ass dojos from the beginning. That was it. Both characters came out largely unchanged, if not worse, than before.
The locker room make-up scene was good, but it irks me when I remember that none of their REAL problems were solved by it. I start tweaking out when I remember that they’re still never gonna be able to actually talk about their issues. Like wdym it’s canon that Demetri still has some kind of repressed hurt over having his arm broken but is never gonna actually address it :(( the dick CANNOT be that good for him to keep forgiving and forgetting im begging 😭🙏
TLDR: I’m tweaking out way too much over fictional gay people
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danielsarmand · 1 month ago
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ELI "ROOK" THORNE Dragon Age: The Veilguard dev. Bioware
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angelwiththeblue-box · 9 months ago
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me hitting fabriz shippers with my cane: LET!!!!! CHARACTERS!!!!!! BE!!!!!!! ARO!!!!!!!! ACE!!!!!!!!
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wazzappp · 4 months ago
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Fun thoughts I am having while hiding in my room away from the friends my mom has over (I love her but I can only hear 'My name is Mary like the virgin but I'm not' so many times).
Re!Robbie vs Canon Robbie when it comes to sound design and how it's frightening in different directions.
Canon Robbie is LOUD when he's the Rider. They're always screaming or growling or howling in what I can only imagine is some god awful hybrid of human distress and engine noises. Which is scary as SHIT. It lends itself very well to the sort of fast paced chases that happen, and using sound to distract or overwhelm prey makes a LOT of sense for them. It's hard to think when your running away from something that won't stop screaming at you. Plus there's the fact that stealth doesent make a lot of sense for them. They're on FIRE so who CARES if they're loud yk? Overall 10/10 very scary I love this angy boi he's doing GREAT.
RE!Robbie in his altered state is the OPPOSITE. He barely talks at all unless he's trying to call out for Gabe or Lisa. He might let out a grunt or small noise if he's hurt. But for the most part, he's just. Quiet. That consistent wheezing death rattle of someone whose about to die but it never happens. Not talking, not yelling, just watching and waiting for a moment to attack. Very spoopy in my opinion I love them both <3
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stackslip · 9 months ago
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the difference between bleach and a lot of 90s/2000s shounen is that it had elements of truly excellent, subtle writing and compelling female characters who had interesting relationships between one another, which is what makes its downfall into the worlds most boring typical battle shounen that much more of a tragedy
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m-4-gp-13 · 5 months ago
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EXTREMELY NICHE BUT consider victor and eli but its stanford pines and bills tragic little gay lovestory
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lelelego · 2 years ago
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omg camille hiiiiii
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(twirling hair while looking at my own oc) hiiiiiii
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sunflowerbloomss · 1 year ago
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BY THE WAY malala's instagram post had me screaming
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funniest woman on the internet i am obsessed with her
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eurekq · 3 months ago
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To my Indiana followers:
Please consider signing this petition. Eli Lilly, who you should already know and have a healthy amount of hatred for, are looking to build and have already broken ground on a new complex in Lebanon Indiana to increase their manufacturing capability for weight loss drugs. Their only problem thus far has been the acquisition of drinking water; not only do they intend to appropriate 700 million dollars from our state revolving fund, which is, at least in my opinion, a gross misuse of SRF funds, they intend to draw 100 MILLION GALLONS PER DAY of water from the White River watershed, which recharges many aquifers in northern Indiana and is already currently undergoing minor drought conditions. Eli Lilly is currently attempting to steer the controversy by dominating the conversation with budgetary talk, shifting focus away from concerns of water depletion. I know petitions get a bad rap, but one town has already withdrawn water support for the project, halting it; hopefully Lafayette can do the same if enough support is shown.
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poet-to-none · 1 month ago
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Meditations of Separation (Death)
One square in the ground, along all the sides the waters flow down into the darkness
I don't see the bottom
I stare until I stop seeing and ask why
What is this place
Where all that's to happen, lies in a chasm, gone
I've been reciting to no-one, memories
I watch them typed by me somewhere inside my mind
The friend's wife. Gone last week. I designed their wedding set. I sat at their dungeons and dragons game, while their sweet toddler clung to me knee, and then crawled under the table. I stood outside their house, holding my arms, without a jacket, said goodbye under the cloudy night-sky
The provider and grandmother. Gone a decade. I returned every few weeks to visit, still the college freshman in their first semester, and still, and still, then the youngest grandchild, then the sweet youth, then the kind stranger. A phone call, a long time after, and a funeral. I played 'long, long, ago' on my violin, her childhood friend singing the words halfway through, with tears, with peace
The mentor and grandfather. Gone a decade. I heard him say, the time came near, his joy for this life had become asking for the joy of the next, so he would be with his family, he the youngest child of all of them, now gone, as I too am the youngest child of my generation. I asked to leave work, when his desire became true. Only once have I done that
The summer co-worker. Gone a decade and a half. I listened to them say, many times, to me and others, they did not know how to swim. I felt something when they did, I told them to have caution. But they were allowed to sign out a boat with their sweetheart, who naively would teach them how, and they never came back. I stood on the lake shore thinking, how everyone had been foolish, so foolish, unforgivably foolish
The unnamed pet. Gone two decades. I picked it up from our small pets terrarium. The one that hadn't been handled in too long. I held it only a few moments. It suddenly bit me. The pain reflex involuntarily opened my hand. It dropped. It landed between my feet, the neck instantly snapped
The last daughter of my mother's best friend. Gone two decades. I stood silently in the storm of the family's grief, each of their emotions a presence and voice to me, but the mother's voice crushed and sickened me, deeply: it's better this way, I know she was turning away from what I wanted, I'm happier it happened than that
The sister's cat. Gone two decades. I did not love it as my own, but loved it as our family's. I felt it needed to be held and why it needed it. At dawn, it became quiet and stiff, in my arms
The sensitive father. The lost brother. Gone together. Gone three decades. I have no tale for it, no words to tell. But I ask myself now, if it had not been, would I be different. Would I give promises? Would I give my loyalty freely, such as I dream I have it in me to do?
What is this place
Where all that's to happen, lies in a chasm, gone
Eli Van Meurs (Poet to None)
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grinchwrapsupreme · 1 year ago
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i'm not gonna recover from chas tenenbaum telling his father "i've had a rough year, dad" while on the verge of tears and then immediately hiding that pain again to go show his sons the new dog like nothing happened
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sleepanonymous · 7 months ago
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Your Eli/Sid fic is CUTE and well written af!! I dig it
Thank you so much 🥹🖤 You were my sole enabler with the name fiasco btw, so I’m glad you enjoyed it.
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angelwiththeblue-box · 10 months ago
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sometimes your friends van breaks and you and your five friends squish onto your motorcycle (to the displeasure of said motorcycle)
taglist: @disdoorted-crows @thedragonemperess @depressedtransguy @starchaserbaby @leelovessharks @blueskiesandstarrynights @joshkiszkashusband @dramabeansoup (lemme know if u want to be added or removed)
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disabilityshowdown · 2 years ago
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[IDs: Taimi is a light skinned asura (a dwarf-like species with large bat ears) with short brown hair and gold eyes. She is dressed in a black and green cybernetic suit. Eli Vance is a black man with a grey beard, wearing a yellow coat, green suit, and black beanie.]
Disabilities: Taimi has a degenerative disease causing chronic pain and limited mobility, Eli is an amputee with a leg prosthetic
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