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not to be dramatic or anything but interstellar is really one of the most beautiful and touching examinations of human existence... geniuenly i think there's so much to be said about what human beings are all about and all the ways we're ugly but the way interstellar says yes people can be evil and do stupid things because they're scared and they're selfish and mean but also it all boils down to a dad that promised he'd come back for his daughter and a daughter that believed him. yeah. i feel like this is beautiful. i think this is what humanity is all about
#no one cares eli#interstellar#watched it again and i'm feeling sooooo poetic i think i might actually write a bit. idk
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YES enemies tenderly apply each other's makeup in bed it's completely normal. What the hell are intricate rituals
#for the record i dont think zoro would magically start#wearing makeup and caring about her appearance#as a girl#but you cant have a lesbian ship#and NOT draw them in the makeup pose#zoro#sanji#one piece#fanart#fem zosan#fem sanji#fem zoro#zosan#ely's art
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the new hire
#you don't know how excited i was to do this one#half life#black mesa#half life fanart#gordon freeman#my art#isaac kleiner#dr kleiner#eli vance#young scientists!#i based younger eli off of the older version of his office photograph (the one with azian and alyx)#and i based younger kleiner off of his appearance in the popular scientist magazine#don't care if their designs aren't accurate i am happy#pinterest redraw
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me hitting fabriz shippers with my cane: LET!!!!! CHARACTERS!!!!!! BE!!!!!!! ARO!!!!!!!! ACE!!!!!!!!
#if i hear one#but aspec ppl can date and want romance#i don’t care#riz specifically does not want that shit!!!!#he says it canonically!!!!!#idc that u want to ship them together or that you think they’ll be cute#they’re best friends!!!#riz can have meaningful and important relationships with the bad kids!!!!#in fact that’s more important than any romantic storyline!!!!!#fabriz shippers dni#istg#eli rambles#aroace#aromantic#aromantic characters#asexual#aroace characters#fhjy#fhjy spoilers#riz gukgak#aroace riz gukgak
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ELI "ROOK" THORNE Dragon Age: The Veilguard dev. Bioware
#daedit#datvedit#datv#rook dragon age#dragon age the veilguard#rook thorne#dragon age#dragon age rook#dragonageedit#rook#dragon age veilguard#vgedit#gamingedit#dailygaming#gamingnetwork#da4#videogames#rook reveal#*#eli thorne#i LOVE. his expression in the first one i just had to gif it#no one cares but me but that's the beauty of being a gifmaker
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"We love our girlfriends!" Y'all inattentive motherfuckers could not remember a single significant detail about your girlfriends' lives if you were held at gunpoint and then tortured
#“Demetri was OOC! He would never cheat on Yasmine!” lmfao yes he fucking would#throughout the entire show he has never shown ONE indication of caring about her as a human being#he always talks about her like either a) a larger than life Concept™️#or b) a placeholder in the “trophy girlfriend” role#this was a major win for the “Demetri is a shit boyfriend” argument I've been making since forever#Moon should also dump her shitty boyfriend who knows nothing about her. Btw.#demetri alexopoulos#demetri cobra kai#eli moskowitz#hawk#yasmine cobra kai#moon cobra kai#cobra kai#cobra kai season 6#cobra kai spoilers#ck spoilers
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Fun thoughts I am having while hiding in my room away from the friends my mom has over (I love her but I can only hear 'My name is Mary like the virgin but I'm not' so many times).
Re!Robbie vs Canon Robbie when it comes to sound design and how it's frightening in different directions.
Canon Robbie is LOUD when he's the Rider. They're always screaming or growling or howling in what I can only imagine is some god awful hybrid of human distress and engine noises. Which is scary as SHIT. It lends itself very well to the sort of fast paced chases that happen, and using sound to distract or overwhelm prey makes a LOT of sense for them. It's hard to think when your running away from something that won't stop screaming at you. Plus there's the fact that stealth doesent make a lot of sense for them. They're on FIRE so who CARES if they're loud yk? Overall 10/10 very scary I love this angy boi he's doing GREAT.
RE!Robbie in his altered state is the OPPOSITE. He barely talks at all unless he's trying to call out for Gabe or Lisa. He might let out a grunt or small noise if he's hurt. But for the most part, he's just. Quiet. That consistent wheezing death rattle of someone whose about to die but it never happens. Not talking, not yelling, just watching and waiting for a moment to attack. Very spoopy in my opinion I love them both <3
#ghost rider re7 au#every day i grow more tempted to draw a crossover comic with the robbies interacting and their shananagains#mostly i have re robbie being kind of like. the black sheep of the black sheep#primarily because hes just. SO violent and he doesent need elis influence to be like that. just the right circumstances#anyway with the proficency with guns. stupidly high body count. the one instance of child murder. and clearly posessing military training#i think canon robbie would HATE re robbie#robbie reyes#funny enough i can see magical girl robbie and re robbie kinda getting along#with the whole 'dont judge appearaces thing'#re robbie would kinda remind mg robbie of the ghosts they fight just cause. claws mold undead yk#but i think they coukd appreciate each others violence. mostly because mg robbis has no practiced restraint#he just kills the ghosts because theyre ghosts! who cares! hes just as strong as the other robbies with almost NONE of the restraint#and that makes him SCARY. once you get past the glitter yk
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the difference between bleach and a lot of 90s/2000s shounen is that it had elements of truly excellent, subtle writing and compelling female characters who had interesting relationships between one another, which is what makes its downfall into the worlds most boring typical battle shounen that much more of a tragedy
#i dont expect good character writing or interesting deep female characrers from dragon ball or naruto or one piece or fairy tale etc#but like. bleach had these!!! i feel insane when i talk to people about it bc it feels wveryone forgot.#bleach in its early arcs had insanely fascinating worldbuilding and female characters who were interested and had complex relationships!!!#no other fucking 90s and 2000s shounen pulled off rukia crawling on the floor as she swears she'll save orihime!!!#it feels insane to me. kubo what the fuck happened!!!#soul society arc was like a careful purposeful deconstruction of so many shounen tropes it was so good!!!#bleach#eli talks
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EXTREMELY NICHE BUT consider victor and eli but its stanford pines and bills tragic little gay lovestory
#victor vale#eli ever#stanford pines#bill cipher#ve schwab#gravity falls#eli as the psychotic entity who wants the entire world#victor who will follow him until the moment he dkesnt#eli not understanding why the one person he thought he possessed isnt behind him anymore and is now facing him#guys hear me out#i might have issues but i am in fact onto something#if you even care
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BY THE WAY malala's instagram post had me screaming
funniest woman on the internet i am obsessed with her
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omg camille hiiiiii
(twirling hair while looking at my own oc) hiiiiiii
#asks#vvellerr#oc: camille#fallout tag#doodly thingy#she's an ncr corporal in shady sands (their hometown) and military police when off active duty#or tbh idk the structure of the ncr esp not in shady sands so i'm just making shit up really but beauty of fiction <3#she naturally fell into it because she's beefy burly and mercenary work at the time was not worth it in her opinion#and now she cares too much for her squad to resign rip#SOMEONE'S gotta stand up to delusional superiors#also being in one location most of the time ensures she and eli can still communicate <333
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To my Indiana followers:
Please consider signing this petition. Eli Lilly, who you should already know and have a healthy amount of hatred for, are looking to build and have already broken ground on a new complex in Lebanon Indiana to increase their manufacturing capability for weight loss drugs. Their only problem thus far has been the acquisition of drinking water; not only do they intend to appropriate 700 million dollars from our state revolving fund, which is, at least in my opinion, a gross misuse of SRF funds, they intend to draw 100 MILLION GALLONS PER DAY of water from the White River watershed, which recharges many aquifers in northern Indiana and is already currently undergoing minor drought conditions. Eli Lilly is currently attempting to steer the controversy by dominating the conversation with budgetary talk, shifting focus away from concerns of water depletion. I know petitions get a bad rap, but one town has already withdrawn water support for the project, halting it; hopefully Lafayette can do the same if enough support is shown.
#i know no one cares about indiana but this is like. terrifyingly relevant to what I do for my job. and also very very relevant for anyone#whose wells or citys distribution system are fed by aquifers that are in turn replenished by this watershed#eli lilly is scared ever since that diabetes patient was successfully cured in china. i really hope they don't get away with this#eureka moment
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I’ve written a fic about how exactly Cornelia learned what tâtačiksta meant and as far as I’m concerned that scene is canon and you’re welcome, but I also think it would be funny if what actually happened was that one day they were riding along and no one was shooting at them for once so they were a bit bored and she asked him to teach her some Pawnee. And Eli was like, “Here are some useful words and phrases, this is the word for ‘horse’, this is how you say ‘take cover’, this is how you say ‘home’, and this is how you say ‘I cherish you’, which I’m telling you for no particular reason, just in case you ever hear that from Some Men who look at your face, it doesn’t concern me at all, anyway here’s how you say ‘this was a terrible idea’.”
#the english#the english 2022#eli whipp#cornelia locke#the true tragedy of this show is that i have no one to scream about it with#i'm just talking to myself here but i don't even care#eli x cornelia#whipplocke
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sometimes your friends van breaks and you and your five friends squish onto your motorcycle (to the displeasure of said motorcycle)
taglist: @disdoorted-crows @thedragonemperess @depressedtransguy @starchaserbaby @leelovessharks @blueskiesandstarrynights @joshkiszkashusband @dramabeansoup (lemme know if u want to be added or removed)
#they also all have matching friendship bracelets btw#if u even care#if i have to draw one more moving vehicle im throwin gmy ipad out a window#why do i do this to myself#eli draws#the bad kids#fantasy high#fantasy high fanart#fantasy high junior year#fantasy high sophomore year#fantasy high freshman year#kristen applebees#fabian seacaster#adaine o'shaughnessey#adaine abernant#figueroth faeth#gorgug thistlespring#riz gukgak#the hangman#fanart#my art#dimension 20#d20 fantasy high#d20 fanart
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Your Eli/Sid fic is CUTE and well written af!! I dig it
Thank you so much 🥹🖤 You were my sole enabler with the name fiasco btw, so I’m glad you enjoyed it.
#asks#sleepanon answers#fanfiction#eli and sid are fake names obviously#i think i’m the only one who cares about the name drama tbh#also i cross-posted the oneshot to ao3👀#people are so nice#idk why i was worried about the fic
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i'm not gonna recover from chas tenenbaum telling his father "i've had a rough year, dad" while on the verge of tears and then immediately hiding that pain again to go show his sons the new dog like nothing happened
#the royal tenenbaums#chas tenenbaum#yeah richie was sad and everything but christ chas really got me#the way he gets one brief moment of being his father's son and then immediately has to go be a father to his own sons#one moment of vulnerability out of earshot of those kids and then he puts on a smile for them#it was interesting to me how all through the kids didn't seem to miss their mom at all the grief was purely on chas's shoulders#and the way he turned that grief into obsession like damn dude#also#when he throws eli over the wall to get him out of there in a moment of blind rage and panic for endangering his kids#and looks back at his own brother who he injured in the process and all the people staring at him openly#and then throwing himself over the wall too because he's realized he is also a danger to his kids and the other people he cares about#wish it was any other actor so i could be insane about him in piece but no it had to be ben stiller
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