#no more stress for him

[kani-champi]

[starry-bi-sky]

on a completely separate note; shizun luo binghe with a disciple shen yuan who fell into the abyss??? *thinks about LBH canonically stealing SQQ's corpse for 5 years* he'd hallucinate i think. like, like visual and audial hallucinations.

Keeps thinking he's seeing SQQ in the corner of his eyes, or wandering between the trees, amongst a group of disciples. Thinks he hears him calling for him, but its just the wind or another disciple.

Gets Xiu Ya reforged but patently fucking refuses to make a sword mound. Because his disciple Is Not Dead :))) There was No Body. He's Not Dead. And If You keep Insisting That He Is, He's Gonna Skewer You :). He's holding onto Xiu Ya so he can return his most favored disciple's sword when he returns. It's on his hip right next to Zheng Yang where it's supposed to be.

Also this motherfucker?? does not sleep btw. He has the image of SQQ, wide eyed and hysterical and standing at the mouth of the abyss burned into his fucking eyelids. Can't use the dreamscape to escape it either because he keeps trying to save him and either he does and it's an incredibly cruel trick to wake up to, or he doesn't and he gets his heart broken in several different pieces again.

There is no convincing this man that Shen Qingqiu is dead. Absolutely nothing at all. He is buried so deep in denial that moles would be jealous of how deep he is. He keeps making tea for two in the bamboo house only to remember that it's just him. SQQ's fans are hiding everywhere, little reminders of his presence. He goes to wake up SQQ on the mornings he sleeps in-- only to find the room empty.

[brambeag]

cleaned up dis varric from a while back 😁

[oranpo]

Overworked and tired. Blame Papa Nihil for this one😔

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Good Morning, World.

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[nocek]

They are bonding and Mary Puppins is helping ;)

[benevolenterrancy]

(Unseen Academicals, Terry Pratchett) I think Shang Qinghua and Ponder Stibbons should have tea and compare notes about somehow accumulating so much behind-the-scenes power by doing menial jobs no one else wants that they could basically run the show if they wanted...

meanwhile we have Shen "meh good enough" Qingqiu

[sparklychimecho]

When you're Team Plasma and you decide ambushing only one battle facility leader is a good idea.

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I imagine Pokemon Animal Crossing would be very popular.

[themeraldee]

The Boys | 2.08 What I Know

[cubbihue]

so pixies regularly try to take over fairyworld is timmy on the pixie side?

At first, Timmy was adamantly against the Pixies. He'd tell Jorgen every time he got a notice of their plans to take over Fairyworld, and work to stop it! But it gets a bit harder to resist against your own court the longer you hang out with them.

In the present time, Timmy schedules to be out of FairyWorld during their takeovers. He doesn't try to stop them, but also refuses to be anywhere near when it happens.

He... doesn't like how he's slowly starting to cheer for them. Or how their arguments are becoming more convincing. Or how he's struggling to recall why he was so against them to begin with.

There will come a point where he becomes an active participant. Timmy worries that it's coming sooner than he'd like.

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[bunnieswithknives]

RAHHHh ok comics done I can post this now!!! He is having the worst possible time

[nipuni]

Once again I bring you some Eriks 😊

[versatancore]

so alex only trains when he has to, hates 3 days of race weekends, quitted gaming because it was getting competitive and didn't wanna deal with george, uses the hair products only what lily gives him, stopped being superstitious so he wouldn't have that stuff in his mind, has like 20 pets and wants super loud engines back????

[melimelotus]

properly working on a character that mostly existed inside my head. i'm naming it sureau (elderflower)

[dansemacabre]

i’ve been thinking about “sixer, it would eat you alive” since i read it and. man. every layer you peel back makes it worse. im not a bill apologist but. shit

if you (1) take it at face value, it paints bill as an apologetic murderer in his single (and maybe sole) open moment of regret. he doesn’t let his walls down often- only with ford do we even get to see the remnant of his galaxy, see the “actual remorse” ford describes, get just a hint of his origins. but he does it, because he thinks ford should know.

if you (2) take it from ford’s point of view, as something he committed to journal three, like. wow. imagine being so committed to a being that you’d hunt down and kill the monster that destroyed his home, only to (assumably) figure out later that that being was the monster. the small moments of trust, the “good times”, are so key to manipulation. how long did ford hold onto that one shred of vulnerability? no wonder ford stayed for as long as he did. in his eyes, bill was a survivor. ford wanted to survive too.

(slight tw below for unreality- any time i mention our reality, i mean “our reality” as a narrative device used in the book of bill as a proxy for the idea of bill being in our reality, since he can’t actually be in our reality. all of this is a fictional theory about a show/book with fictional contents!)

but if you (3) remember that “even his lies are lies” and absolutely Nothing bill says should be trusted. Whoo boy. if i read tbob right the book itself is being created in the theraprism (even tho it shows up with the ciphertologists at some point? idk that’s a whole other post). it’s meant to show what the reader wants to see; it manifests in our reality as what the collective fandom wants to see. so if we want to see truth, if we want to see where bill ended up and who he actually is, there’s a non-zero chance that the whole interaction was a complete fabrication.

imagine bill, stuck in the actively harmful, probably earth-illegal theraprism, once again being forced to be “fixed” and molded into something more palatable, being forced to conform no matter how much it hurts. (i know natural uncontrollable mutation ≠ just so much murder and destruction and chaos, but. you can’t ignore the similarities. bill has obviously been thinking about those silly straws.)

he looks back on everything that went wrong, back on his relationship with ford, back through every dimension where he wins. would that one moment, that one truth amid centuries of lies, have saved him from purgatory? if he had just been open? shown his damage? maybe he did think of his parents, or his henchmaniacs (especially the oracle). people who he might have once opened up to. maybe he just wanted to open up to someone again.

so in his own weird way, stuck in a cell, he reshaped reality again. in this reality, for this fleeting moment, he had been someone worth believing. and ford had listened, hell, ford had wanted to help. looking back, knowing how he treated ford, knowing how ford ended up because of it, maybe bill would have said the most honest thing he’d ever told ford: i am the monster, i am not worth your time or belief, and i will eat you alive.

[llamagoddessofficial]

Hi there! I've had a question concerning your version of the bad sanses if you don't mind :3 (If you do that's totally fine, and I wish you a good day as you yeet this ask into the void lol)

If you don't mind though, do you think the bad sanses could ever share the reader poly style? I'm not asking if it would be healthy mind you, just if they could do it without killing you or each other. Thank you for your time :D

I think they absolutely could share you without murdering each other. Because they have to. The only way to keep the strenuous peace is by sharing.

All of them want you, all of them would fight to the death to have you. If one tried to steal you and leave, the other three would happily work together to kill them, and even Nightmare doesn't truly believe he could take you and escape the other three's combined wrath unscathed. Not to mention how terrified you'd be to see what they're capable of... you'd certainly withdraw from them if that lose-lose scenario came to pass. That tension keeps everyone in line.

It certainly won't be as functional or loving as the Aggre boys, and it'd be hard fucking work for you; you're in four relationships at once, balancing several acutely jealous murderous monsters at the same time. Too much or too little love in any one direction will cause awful friction. But I also think they'd work pretty hard to make sure you don't feel too trapped and stretched - they know it's not your fault they're all too selfish to let go of you, and they would express their guilt by forcing themselves to get along. I can imagine Horror, especially, doing the most to make things easier for you, sacrificing his limited time with you by just letting you rest.

They'd all rather you were theirs alone. But they'd also all rather have to share, than watch you belong entirely to someone else. Would it be hard? Sure. But it'd be manageable. And they'd settle into it over time.