#no more of that. need to eat foods i hate if they're healthy. need to be good and take supplements and meds. need to take care of this body

[forgotten-daydreamer]

put my adult pants on and ate fish because it's healthy even if it sends my brain into a panic for the taste and texture, took iron and vitamin supplements, drank a whole liter of water, and took my meds. can i get a round of applause please.

[plumipal]

AAAAAOMG UR TWST OC IS SO ADORABLE?? i'm absolutely in love with eden sm (+ his design?? the star eyes and the wings are my favorite,, i wanna smooch all his tattoos!) and i hope it's okay to ask a few questions about him... (I KNOW U SAID IT WAS OKAY BUT I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE 😭 i'm genuinely interested in knowing more!)

1) does he have anyone in the twst cast that he tolerates/likes? i know he's part of the whole harem thing but is there anyone he doesn't necessarily mind being around (or even sharing with the prefect?)

2) do grim and eden have a good relationship? i would assume so since they're living both with one another but do they just get along with each other for the prefect's sake or are they actually best buds? (๑ > ᴗ < ๑)

(little dumb idea but i think it would be so cute if the prefect treated the two as if they were all like a little family! eden and prefect being the two parents and grim their rambunctious kid lmao,, i would imagine the others not being so happy about it (っ‘ω`c))

3) is he okay with physical affection/pda? is he totally chill about it or would he rather shy about the whole thing? is he open to having the prefect touch his wings or his tattoos?

4) oooo any funfacts that you have about the new ramshackle resident?? just in general really if that's okay with u ofc!! ☆

aa okay that's it!! i hope my questions weren't annoying or anything! (っ‘ω`c)

Had to get one of those wheels ive seen going around where you put the oc and how they feel about the character and how the characters feel back about them, but with a twist lol (most of them are haters).

The ones he are most tolerant with are grim, ace, deuce, jack and kalim. Only one he could possible share with would either be kalim, jack or deuce, because of how he sorta is annoyed by ace.

Of course cant forget how he feels about you :) he thinks you are very very very special and he loves you a lot <3

He likes grim a lot, seeing as grim isn't one of the students that is oh so annoying. He warms up to the monster, seeing how gently you take care of grim, wanting to do the same. It feels, domestic, in his opinion.

Grim likes Eden a lot too, he has never belittled him, he has always made sure to feed grim along with Eden being very warm (and therefore very nice to sleep on). In grims opinion, he thinks you should go with Eden, cuz he is a good candidate for marriage (grim has been bribed with love, affection, and tuna).

He takes good care of the cat son, making sure he is healthy and happy.

Now onto pda. Eden are only okay with you touching the wings, the tattoo and the core, being as they are quite sensitive. The scar is still off limits, but maybe if you make him warm up to you even more you might be able to-

He loves when you help him with his wings, it's one of the best feelings out there. Fo mind that only you (and grim) can touch the wings, anyone else is off limits, ESPECIALLY ROOK HE IS FORBIDDEN TO TOUCH THEM.

Eden facts!! He has lil "ear-holes" like birds, just behind the feathers. Be careful around that part when you help him with his feathers, otherwise you might have a pouty and angry Eden on tour hands.

His eyes also glow in the dark! It's the scariest during the nightly snack runs down to the kitchen, seeing him suddenly stare at you, but you slowly get used to it!

You don't know where the extra eyes sometimes come from tho...

Also some general facts about Eden!

Dorm: Ramshackle

Birthday: 1/1

Age: ???

Height: 185cm

Fav subject: alchemy

Hobby: cleaning in ramshackle, birdwatching

Likes: you

Dislikes: Loud noises, blond 3rd year hunters named rook hunt, people trying to grab onto his wings that aren't you

Fav food: he don't need to eat to gain sustenance, bur he likes mashed potatoes with gravy

Least fav food: soup, any soup, he hates it

Btw if anyone were to write for Eden I would explode it would mean the world to me

[moonlight-records]

Devils maddness| CL16 (HAC #7)

pairing: cl16 x reader!

summary: you + your boyfriend + boyfriend's first hockey game with your favorite team = fun

warning: nothing but fluff

fc: none!

a/n: day 7 of moonlight records holiday advent calendar! also sm au!

day 1 | day 2 | day 3 | day 4 | day 5 | day 6 | current day | day 8

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charles_leclerc l tennis at 5pm and minecraft at 7 ft my girlfriend.

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user1 MORE PADDLE CONTENT!!!!

user2 y/n is SOOOOOO minecraft fox!!!

user3 charles plays in not creative mode?? wild

carlossainz55 what is the dog's name?

↳ charles_leclerc lenny 😋 ↳ carlossainz55 ...fitting

user4 someone make that fox into a plushie and give it to y/n STAT

user5 now I want to play minecraft smh

landonorris NO INVITE???

↳ charles_leclerc im playing with y/n tonight!! ↳ landonorris wooooow. i see how it is. parents date night smh

user6 oh to have a boyfriend wanting to play minecraft with me 😩

ynvibes ....soooo about that

↳ charles_leclerc babe... ↳ ynvibes i took a last minute babysitting gig im sorry 🥲 ↳ charles_leclerc have the kids join!!! ↳ ynvibes i would but we're at the movies ↳ charles_leclerc oh...what are you guys seeing? ↳ ynvibes wicked sing-a-long ↳ charles_leclerc NO INVITE? wooooow. @/landonorris get on we're playing minecraft ↳ landonorris YES ↳ ynvibes IM SORRY ↳ charles_leclerc no! it's fine! you don't love me, it's fine!

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ynvibes i love my boyfriend & minecraft but i love the devils more ❤️🏒

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user7 can't believe y/n is a devils fan yet is a born and raised new yorker 😭

↳ ynvibes what can I say? i love me some devils ↳ ynbestie don't worry @/user7 im just as confused ↳ user7 OH HI I DIDN'T EXPECT YOU TO ANSWER!!!

user8 whatcha working on there y/n 👀

user9 need a vlog of y/n going through the devils season

lance_stroll at least one of our teams is having a good season

↳ ynvibes we're always accepting more ❤️ ↳ lance_stroll i just might depending on the rest of the season lmao ↳ ynvibes LETS FUCKIN GOOOOOO

user10 idk anything about hockey but good lord i just might

↳ ynvibes >:)

ynbestie i have to stand behind my canceled wife

↳ ynvibes get a wife like mine

user11 A FELLOW DEVILS FAN, FINE!!!!

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landonorris this explains so much

↳ ynvibes RUDE???

charles_leclerc i can't believe this

↳ ynvibes sorry babe, they're just sooooo silly and hot ↳ charles_leclerc BUT I AM ALSO SILLY AND HOT!!!! WTF!!!!

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charles_leclerc y/n sent me her location, wtf is this?

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user12 y/n is like us fr fr

user13 just girly things ✨

maxverstappen1 this is not healthy

↳ charles_leclerc that's what im saying!! ↳ carlossainz55 did y/n break into lando's fridge?? ↳ maxverstappen1 probably ↳ landonorris RUDE?? ↳ ynvibes excuse you, i at least have food in mine. i can't say the same for lando ↳ landonorris ...okay you got me there ↳ charles_leclerc THAT'S NOT ANY BETTER???

user14 dinner for champs!!! 😍

user15 ah the perfect dinner

ynbestie girl dinner ✨ ↳ ynvibes GIIIIIIIRL DINNER ✨ ↳ charles_leclerc NO

ynvibes why is there taco bell at my doorstep???

↳ charles_leclerc EAT. PLEASE. ↳ ynvibes okay okay fine...in two minutes when this period ends

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ynvibes glad to be home!!! come on boys let's take a W ❤️

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user16 CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE!!!!

user17 ugh to be at a hockey game right now!!!!

maxverstappen1 hates the cold but will go to a hockey game?

↳ ynvibes when it's a packed stadium and you're two beers in, you're never cold 🤪 ↳ oscarpiastri don't you hate beer?? ↳ ynvibes when it's not during a hockey game

user18 LETS GO DEVILS!!!!

user19 this seems like so much fun omg

user20 okay going to a hockey game is going on my bucket list

user21 so charles going to a hockey game when??

charles_leclerc that's it. i wanna go to a hockey game.

↳ ynvibes REALLY?! ↳ charles_leclerc mmhmm. ↳ ynvibes YES ↳ user21 LMAO I WIN!!!

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charles_leclerc i got a jersey but lost y/n to the devils 😒

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ynbestie it's just how it goes

↳ charles_leclerc boooooo ↳ ynbestie it's fine, you'll get her back by the end of the night ↳ charles_leclerc i better

user22 charles bout to join the devils just to be y/n's favorite

user23 keep him away from fights 😂

user24 this bout to be great

carlossainz55 please be careful, i hear hockey games can get rowdy

↳ charles_leclerc we should be fine!!! ↳ ynvibes oh baby, just wait

user25 UM HELLO???? RING?????

ynvibes loooove yooooou

↳ charles_leclerc mmmhmmm

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ynvibes LETS GO DEVILS!!!!

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ynbestie LETS GO RANGERS YEAAAAAH!!!!!

↳ ynvibes blocked and reported ↳ ynbestie it's mutual ↳ ynvibes good good

user26 yn being the imposter new yorker lmaooo

user27 oh, this bout to be a GOOD GAME!!

user28 DEVILS! DEVILS! DEVILS!

maxverstappen1 how is charles holding up?

↳ ynvibes i scared him but other than that, good! ↳ charles_leclerc this is very different from tennis crowd, send help ↳ maxverstappen1 no thanks, have fun! ↳ charles_leclerc MAX!!!

user29 waiting to see charles and y/n on tv fr

charles_leclerc THEY CAN FIGHT?!

↳ ynvibes yes baby they can!! ↳ charles_leclerc ...i can get behind this

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charles_leclerc devils may not have won but they won me as a fan while i found my spirit animals.

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ynbestie NO. YOU WERE SUPPOSE TO BE THE GOOD ONE!!!

↳ charles_leclerc im sorry! ↳ ynvibes I WIN!!!

landonorris group trip to a hockey game?

↳ ynvibes YES!!! ↳ charles_leclerc for sure ↳ maxverstappen1 ...fine ↳ carlossainz55 mmm okay ↳ oscarpiastri yeah

ynvibes told you you'd have fun ❤️

↳ charles_leclerc yeah yeah ❤️

[han4el]

How I see the moon signs, as a cancer rising + leo moon

— Taurus Moon

This might be favorite moon sign. No one ever really hates them. They're that person which makes you feel comfortable just by being in their presence. They actually accept the way you are, with all your flaws and unique qualities. Very good at understanding their own needs, thoughts, feelings and reactions. Might not be very talkative, since they prefer to just ponder on their inner life quietly, but when they do say something, it's usually that piece of the puzzle you were looking for. But don't try to exploit them, because they can and will put you in your place, while also being graceful and pretty with it. Others might not even understand that what they said hurt you, because of how charismatic they are, but it WILL hurt you. And you won't even be able to say anything, since you'll know they're right. Their self-esteem is usually unshakeable. But they earned it after a long period of obsessing over their insecurities, most probably related to body dysmorphia or weight gain. However, this also means that they put a lot of heart into what they cook for themselves, because they won't eat just anything. Food for them is almost therapeutic. This comes from their strong relationship with anything related with comfort, luxury, security and personal needs/values. VERY pretty faces. Omg... Even if when you first see them they might not be your type, they start to grow on you quickly. They might be the friend to which everyone runs for mental or emotional health advices. To which they'll respond the best as they can, to a certain limit. Keep in mind that they value their boundaries a lot and won't tolerate you using them for your own benefits. Might be philosophical (more specifically, stoic) but won't discuss it openly, since they keep their more important thoughts to themselves. Once they start seeing something as their anchor for grounding, they'll defend it with their life. This includes material things AND people.

⚘ Random associations: the friend that was there for you no matter what, healthy food, self investment, self-care, skincare, spas, perfumes, luxurious lifestyle, big comfortable home, gifts as a love language, producing music, making art as a way of relieving stress, spending time in nature, having a very strong bond with your pets, putting on lip balm in public, putting on certain perfumes depending on your mood, reapplying perfume whenever you feel kinda sad, experimenting with food, experimenting with furniture arrangement until finding the perfect place for everything, pilates, desserts, macaroons, tiramisu, chocolate or vanilla flavoured body scrubs, best smelling one in the room, exquisite clothing style, only clothes made of quality materials, gold or silver jewellery, generous mom, good relationship with every female figure, LOYALTY, very sensual and they know it, that one girl that doesn't really have any drama in her life, pretty mysterious... you often realise you don't actually know that much about their personal life, curly hair, dimples, soft skin, very resilient and independent, looks great in earth toned outfits, will NOT do physical labour (especially the girls) not even for money.

⚘ What I love about this placement: very loyal, resilient, loving (but not openly), sees the beauty in everything, values self care and self love, they can control their emotions very well, always takes care of their needs first, makes sure they are stable enough before starting something new, will not come venting at you with their issues, genuinely enjoys making others feel comfortable and loved, amazing at flirting, unshakeable mindset, if they put their mind to something it's impossible to stop them, very cute when affectionate, soothing voice, healthy skin, gives the best hugs, possessive but in a good way (territorial almost).

⚘ What I dislike about this placement: might have a s** or p*** addiction, they get addicted to things very fast and it's difficult to control it, stubborn af, sometimes lazy, the kind of person to be stuck on their ex while in multiple situationships, usually very materialistic, they have more of a hedonistic lifestyle, does NOT care about your feelings once you got them mad (on a good note: it's difficult to get them mad).

⚘ My experience with this placement: 10/10

• Disclaimer: I'm not a certified astrologer. Everything in my posts is based on my personal experience and observations. Please, feel free to ask any questions or tell me your opinions.

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[seva-over]

A COZY NIGHT

Husband!Miraak x wife!reader, feat. Sofie and Lucia (found family)

Warnings: reader is tired, some mentions of reader’s usual battles, and that’s about it. Pure comfort for reader and her little family. Also this fanfic’s kinda short.

You came home well past midnight. You’d made the mistake of wearing lighter armor earlier today, not expecting anyone to try and attack you. Turned out the local bandits weren’t smart enough to realize that you were, in fact, the Dragonborn, and that a single shout from you could send them all flying to Elsweyr. Still, a few arrows had managed to catch your unprepared body off guard. With a few potions and some magic, you were able to heal yourself; that didn’t mean you were any less angry, though.

As you set your bag filled with ingredients and food for your daughters, you let out a groan of exhaustion. Oh, how you’d missed the comfort of your home. You were a tired soul, not even wanting to eat before plopping right into bed. Sitting down, you took off your shoes, then your dirty armor. You’d clean that tomorrow. You looked around the living room and sighed heavily. The lights were still on. Great. So your husband didn't care enough to put your kids to bed. You stood up straight again and strode into Sofie’s and Lucia’s room. The door was open, and the girls were nowhere to be seen. You growled to yourself. You hated when your girls stayed up too late. It wasn’t healthy for the youngsters!

"They'll start appreciating a good night's sleep once they're older," you mumbled to yourself, closing the door again.

You turned around to go upstairs, but stopped in your tracks when you saw your husband standing at the stairs. He was dressed in a thin nightgown, his hair slicked back, his mask off to reveal his unnatural yet handsome features. He stared at you silently, his thin lips forming a small smile. But you wouldn’t be swayed by his beauty. Not this time. You crossed your arms.

“Not even gonna say hello?” you asked bitterly. The pain and exhaustion of the night’s ordeal weren’t making you feel any less bitter about your husband’s carefree attitude. You took a step towards Miraak, opening your mouth to say another sharp remark, but he silenced you with a chaste kiss. Even though you’d promised to yourself to stay mad at him, you couldn’t help but melt a little. You closed your eyes with a soft exhale, your tense shoulders finally relaxing.

“Hush, my dear” Miraak whispered as he pulled away, gently taking your hand and leading you upstairs. You followed him obediently, your footsteps quiet on the wooden floor. As you walked, you could feel your legs aching with fatigue. You wished for nothing more than your warm bed…

Soon, you reached your bedroom, and your brows furrowed in confusion.

“Where are the kids?” you asked quietly, but your husband paid your question no mind. You sighed. They were probably playing near the lake again. You just wanted to sleep, so you guessed you could leave the kids to Miraak… He gently pushed the door open, and the sight that greeted you warmed your heart.

Your dear girls were sound asleep on your bed. There was a book in Sofie’s hand and a doll in Lucia’s. You stepped inside the room quietly, your hand reaching to stroke your daughters’ hair. The action made them mumble something incoherently, but they remained asleep. You gently took the book from Lucia and put it on the nightstand. You stared at the sight for a few moments, exhaustion giving way to motherly love. Then you sighed and got into bed as well. You hugged your daughters close, feeling Miraak climb into the bed as well. He pulled the three of you closer, his chin resting on the top of your head. Your eyes closed slowly. You could get used to it.

“I love you,” you heard your husband whisper, but you had no strength to reply. You hummed in response, your arms securely wrapped around Lucia and Sofie. Miraak chuckled lowly and closed his eyes as well. He didn’t need to hear you say it to know it was true: you loved him and your daughters more than anything in this life. And they loved you just as much.

[writinginatree]

No Veggies, No Cookies

Relationship(s): John Wick & daughter!reader, Helen Wick & daughter!reader, John Wick/Helen Wick

Summary: Helen insists that even retired killing machines need to eat their vegetables. Or: An average dinner with the Wick family.

AU where they got Daisy shortly after John retired

"I don't need vegetables, mama! 'm a cold-blooded killing machine, I feed on the blood of my enemies, I—"

"You will eat your vegetables or you can forget about those cookies you wanted for dessert, sweetheart."

"That— That's blackmail!"

When Helen only shrugged, you looked to your dad for help, but he shrugged too. "You heard her. Eat your vegetables."

"Maybe you should act as a good example and eat your own vegetables first," Helen suggested, hiding her smile behind her hand.

"Yeah, papa, be a good example and eat your vegetables!" you echoed.

"I am eating them," John said. "But I'm not the one who wants cookies."

"But that's the thing! If I eat all these vegetables there won't be any room left in my stomach for the cookies! You do see how that makes sense, right?"

"...yeah. You do have a point, actually."

You looked back at your mother with a victorious grin, who could only shake her head and laugh. "You're hopeless, both of you. I really don't know how you're in such a good shape..."

"Does that mean I don't have to eat my vegetables?"

"Oh no. No veggies, no cookies."

"But..." You pouted, batted your lashes at her, even let your bottom lip quiver a little as if being close to tears. All to no avail. Unlike John, she was perfectly capable of resisting your puppy eyes. "But I don't like vegetables!"

"You haven't even tried most of them. You can't just automatically assume you won't like them just because they're vegetables, you know. It's absolutely possible for foods to be healthy and taste good."

You seriously doubted that, but since saying so would be pointless you just said, "But what about the ones I really can't stand at all? You can't make me eat cauliflowers, mom, please! That'd be just cruel."

Helen sighed. "You can give the cauliflowers to me if you really hate them that much. But do me the favor and at least try the other stuff, okay?"

You wasted no time scraping up all of the cauliflowers on your plate and relocating them to your mother's. A piece of carrot or two may also have made their way over there, tangled up between the disgusting white little trees and a piece of some other vegetable you couldn't even identify.

Helen gave you a look, but didn't say anything. After all there were still more than enough vegetables on your plate — in your opinion at least. The carrots were okay, you supposed, and you didn't mind the peas so much, either, but whatever that other stuff was, it was disgusting.

Something brushed your leg, and when you looked down, your eyes met those of Daisy. When the puppy noticed she had your attention, she immediately sat down, attentively looking up at you. A quick glance at your mom showed she wasn't paying attention to you, and you used the chance to slip a piece of the unknown vegetable into Daisy's awaiting mouth. While you were sure she had actually been hoping for one of the meatballs on your plate, she was a much less picky eater than you, and happily gobbled it up.

Even so there was still way too much of the stuff on your plate, and since Daisy now moved to the other side of the table to sit at your dad's feet and beg him for scraps, you were stuck with no way to inconspicuously get rid of it.

You impaled another piece of the unknown vegetable. You had decided for yourself to refer to it as an UPO — unknown plant object — from now on. Bringing it to your mouth, you braced yourself to give it another try. Maybe it wasn't as bad as you had initially thought?

But no. It was exactly as bad as it had been on the first try.

"You know what? Nope." You put your fork down on the table none too gently and leant back in your chair, arms crossed over your chest. You'd had enough. "If you want me to eat vegetables you'll have to do that airplane thingy people do with babies."

John raised an eyebrow, barely hiding his grin. "Oh, you shouldn't have said that. Helen absolutely will do that."

Helen was already reaching for your fork. Oh shit.

"No, no, no, wait! Mama, no!"

She pressed the fork back into your hand and lifted her eyebrows. "He's right. I absolutely will deliver your vegetables by airplane if you can't eat them on your own," she threatened with a mischievous glint in her eyes.

You groaned. "It's not that I can't. I just don't want to."

Helen sighed. "Well, I'm not going to force you to eat them. If you can live with not getting any cookies—"

"No!"

Your mom shrugged, and you knew she wouldn't give in. But maybe you could come to a compromise. You would be content eating the rest of your veggies if you could just get rid of the UPOs.

"I'll eat the carrots and peas. But the only way you're getting this" — you held up another of the offending vegetables with your fork, before demonstratively dropping it on John's plate — "into me, is over my dead body."

Your dad raised his brows. "Now that's a little extreme, don't you think?"

"No."

Your parents shared a look, sighed, and finally nodded.

You wasted no time splitting all the remaining UPOs between them, giving John a bit more of them, since Helen already had been burdened with all your cauliflowers. Sure, they both seemed to like the stuff, but still. Fair was fair.

Speaking of fair, Daisy had returned to your feet, and it seemed anything but fair to not slip her another treat under the table. What did one piece of carrot more or less for you matter, after all?

When you looked back up, Helen was looking at you, but you just smiled at her. She was always scolding you — and occasionally your dad, too — for giving Daisy food from the table, saying it wasn't healthy for dogs, and that begging for scraps was bad behavior you shouldn't be encouraging. But it wasn't like she could see through the table. She had no way of knowing you had given Daisy anything. You just had to act natural. Even if you didn't think she'd actually deny you your cookies if she caught you, you didn't want to take the chance and find out.

You gently nudged Daisy toward your dad with your foot, hoping for a distraction, and sure enough he was dropping something under the table a few seconds later.

"John," Helen sighed, "not you too."

He gave her a sheepish smile. "It was just carrot. Those are fine for dogs, right?"

"Well, yes, but I was under the impression that we'd agreed not to encourage Daisy to beg for our food when we're eating. She's supposed to eat her own food. You know, the one that's actually meant for dogs?"

You snorted. "A bit late for that."

"Yeah," John said, lowering his head in an attempt to hide his grin. "And don't act like you never accidentally dropped anything under the table. Not even you can resist that cute little face."

Helen laughed, putting her hands up. "Okay, okay, I confess. We're all guilty of spoiling Daisy. But I'm at least trying not to overdo it. Unlike some of us," she said, looking straight at you.

"I have no idea what you're talking about, mom."

John asked, "Do I even want to know how many of the vegetables you were supposed to eat have made their way under the table while we weren't looking?"

"Not that many!"

"Uh-huh. Sure."

"No, really!" You bit your lip, chancing a sideways glance at your mother. "I'm still getting my cookies, right? I swear I ate more of my veggies than Daisy!"

She laughed, shaking her head. "Yeah, yeah. You'll get your cookies. As your dad said, not even I can resist that cute little face," she said, reaching over the table to boop your nose.

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Chef Hob is the new cook for the boarding school that Orpheus attends (Robyn attends as well with the steep tuition discount Hob gets as staff,,,,,,,one of the reasons Hob took the job). Orpheus has never tasted food the way that Mr. Hob makes it before. Everything tastes so good and interesting (the cooks at home are sooooo boring).

So when he goes home for breaks he keeps asking his dad and the cooks at home to make things taste like Mr. Hob does! Since neither Dream nor his team of live-in cooks know how to translate young teenager descriptions into food flavors, they and Orpheus are at a loss.

Dream decides to be somewhat proactive -- there is only so long he can stare at Orpheus's sad, woeful, face - next time he goes to pick Orpheus up, he asks him to introduce him to this amazing chef, Mr. Hob.

👨🏼‍🍳❤️👨🏼‍🍳🩷👨🏼‍🍳

It's the beginning of break and Hob is in the kitchen, with Robyn, working in menus for the meals for the small number of kids who stay on campus during the break (Hob hates how some of these rich parents treat their kids, leaving them alone over a holiday period at a mostly empty school. It's horrible.) Hob tries to make the foods especially fun for the left behind kids,,,,even planning some meals where the kids can cook with him. There's a reason all the kids think Mr. Hob is cool.

Any way, Hob and Robyn are in the school kitchen together (Hob is forever grateful that his boy still likes to hang with his old man.) when the most beautiful man walks into the kitchen. He's being pulled along by a kid Hob recognizes, Orpheus.

Orpheus shyly introduces his father to Hob (who happens to be staring at Hob as much as Hob is staring at him). Dream didn’t think school "lunch ladies" were allowed to be as attractive as Mr. Hob.

Alsksjdhsbav such a great au concept!!! I love it!!!!

Hob ends up showing Orpheus's dad around the kitchen, plus showing him the menus he's been planning out. Dream is suddenly acting like food is the most interesting thing in the world to him - Orpheus is very confused, because his dad would totally live off pizza rolls if he didn't have cooks making his meals. But he shrugs it off and goes to join Robyn making brownies. Orpheus enjoys baking - when he's not busy with his music, he does his best to attend the fun baking club that Mr Hob runs for the students at weekends.

Meanwhile, Hob is rambling on about the nutritious foods he likes to make for the kids, how he's really passionate about fostering a healthy relationship with food while they're young... Dream is hanging off his every word as Hob talks about the different dietary restrictions he caters for, how he got really into vegan food because of the kids, how he'd like to do more in the community but he doesn't have time to do much except occasionally run a charity bakesale. Dream thinks he is the most beautiful and interesting man in the entire world.

Eventually Hob gives Dream a copy of his recipe folder to take home, and he must see the way Dream looks a little bit helpless, because he laughs and offers to give a quick 'cooking 101' demonstration. Dream does not mention that they have chefs at home who could handle the recipes. He's too busy watching Hob dismantle an onion. Dream has never wanted to be a vegetable so much in his entire life.

Orpheus glances over, and even with his limited worldly experience, he can see that his dad is totally whipped for Mr Hob. Orpheus thinks that this is a good thing. For a start, maybe his dad will start eating better. And even better, if they start dating, Mr Hob will come over to their house and Orpheus will get to eat his cooking! He needs to encourage this relationship as much as possible. (And hey. It would be cool to see Robyn more, too. He makes GREAT brownies.)

[my-rewrite-academia]

hello! do you have any trivia/fun facts for the todoroki siblings?

Hello!

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Yes! I will include Shouto, and when I speak of Touya, I do not mean Dabi. Yes, they are the same person, but they're not at the same time. Dabi killed Touya a long time ago.

Anyway, without further ado...

Todoroki Touya:

His favourite food was cold udon, specifically if it was spicy and/or with chicken

His favourite hero was Endeavour, and hated All Might for constantly upstaging him

Wanted to become a hero so his father would finally acknowledge his strength

Hated his mother whenever she spent more time with his father than he did

Todoroki Fuyumi:

Drinks camomile tea mostly, as she struggles to get to sleep most nights

Does not have a favourite hero, but, if asked to choose one, she would pick Ryukyu

Works as an elementary teacher, and makes sure to find any signs of abuse, and reach out to the recluse kids

Really wants to have a nice, healthy home, but just can't no matter what she tries, which has contributed to her sleep issues

Todoroki Natsuo:

Can and will eat a lemon whole - minus the skin and seeds, of course... Maybe. He just loves lemons

Hates hero society as a whole, but if he had to pick a favourite hero, it would be All Might

Is currenly taking a medical welfare course to make sure more child abuse cases aren't missed as his family's were

Struggles to find friends who don't try to use his connection with Endeavour, or only ever speak about him

Todoroki Shouto:

Cold soba, his beloved. Has yet to realise its his favourite despite eating it whenever he has the option to

Has a weird addiction to watching the worst ads on the internet with the blankest face you can imagine

Has wanted to bleach his red hair white or shave it all off. And wear coloured contacts

U.A. is one of the best things to happen to him, as he escapes Endeavour's abuse while he's there. But, at the same time, he feels like he's not doing enough if he isn't vomitting by the end. Like he needs that abuse

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Thanks for the ask!

[z0mbi3k1d]

Romanticizing life Part 4

Food ⋆.ೃ࿔*:･୭ 🧷 ✧ ˚. ᵎᵎ 🎀

This is just gonna be abt healthy food swaps and things different foods can do for you, I'm not promoting Ed at all!!

Note‼️‼️

Only do these if you want to, you should enjoy your life. That means don't do food swaps all the time, treat yourself! To be honest I probably won't do any of these because I'm happy with my body and don't have too, you should be happy with yourself too!

Eating Healthy 🍓

It is important to eat healthy! It can do lots for your body, skin, and mood, I'm going to give you some healthy food swaps and tasty snacks to help!

Toxic things to get out of your head 🐇

Before I'm going to share these it's important to me that you don't use this unhealthy, stop telling yourself these things

"I need to eat healthy to loose weight"

No, you don't. All bodies are shaped different and process food differently, allergies for example. Not everyone has allergies so what makes you think everyone processes all food the same? You can still be healthy without 'looking healthy'

"I'll only eat for energy, not taste"

Man just enjoy your life 😭 I see ppl say this a lot but it doesn't make sense. Break your shell and try more foods and flavors, enjoy yourself

"I have to look like them"

Nuh uh! You're hotter 💋

Remember if you wouldn't say it to a bunny DO NOT SAY IT TO YOUR SELF‼️‼️

Food swaps 🍡

Here's some food swaps for you!

Sugary cereal ~ Oats with fruit

Ice cream ~ acai bowl

Coffee ~ matcha/Chai

Chips ~ Popcorn

White bread ~ sourdough

My personal favorite healthy foods 🧁

I'd consider myself a pretty picky eater so when it comes to healthy foods this is what I eat

I love all fruits strawberries, blueberries, bananas ect. Fruits are great bc you can do lots with them, you can make smoothies, put them in yogurt or just eat them normally

Peanut butter, okay so I'm not a huge fan but there's a lot you can do with peanut butter and you an make really healthy stuff with it

Granola, guys granola is soooo good I used to eat the bars and they had honey on them too it was so good

Honey is also good but yk

Hummus.. Lowkey feel like a nerd for saying I like it but I do. If you wanna be healthy with it you could use cucumbers!

Cucumbers>>> squash (I hate squash it's so disgusting :p)

Tuna, it has like Idk it's good for you in some ways I wasn't really listening to my father when he was talking abt it

I love nuts!! I think they're a good quick snack

I'd you don't like water get some of the flavors things, they have energy and low cal ones

Apparently dark chocolate is gold for you too sooo

Salmon is also healthy hehe >:)

Chia seeds barley taste like anything so put them in your yogurt or something

TEA TEA IS SOOOOOO GOOD

Things foods can do for you 🍮

Idk how much of this is true but I'm not gonna gatekeep just in case

Dark chocolate can

Holy crap apparently it can protect against UV rays?? 😭😭

It fights tooth decay

And it's a brain food

More brain food

Nuts

Avocados

Eggs

Chia seeds

Fruits

I'm telling you fruits are good for anything and they're sweet!!! They are perfect!!! (If you don't like fruit consider yourself an opp)

Thanks for reading!! 🩷🩷

Thanks for reading!! Have a great day, remember to eat what you want and stay happy!! I love you my sweet angels!! 🩷🩷

[joffyworld]

Mise En Abyme

Sense of belonging.

Now there's a funny phrase.

Truly, can you sense belonging?

Feel as free as possible amongst friends?

Touch the sky and feel its breeze,

Without looking side to side?

I see it happen all the time.

We look up but feel down,

We feel down but peer further,

We peer further and see less

But see more of the stress that compels us,

To look further down;

To feel anguish.

Life is a harsh mistress,

I stare at other people's abilities and never admire my own,

I give in to stress,

I feel like a wild bird trapped in a cage all by my lone.

Some people tell me I'm healthy,

That I'm beautiful and I'll thrive,

But I can't tell myself that,

Even when myself is being told by the people I idolise.

See,

I look to my left and then gaze to my right,

But looking left feels like all that's left is to look right,

And it feels right when I look up and down and then find,

That I'm not worth their time,

Or their hopes and their pride.

I mean:

What have I done to be within their lives?

I struggle to find

The meaning of this life:

Because I know that life is about happiness

And that happiness is inside.

But I can't swallow my lies,

It hurts my pride to allow my pride to be hurt and put that wounded pride further in line,

It's a selfish design of mine:

A picture in a picture.

The pain creates pain and the hurt creates hurt.

I struggle to see my self worth,

What did I do to deserve?

All of these friends,

These keen ends,

To the pain I start to reserve.

I tell them it'll be fine,

But I feel like I'm lying,

I feel like crying every time

That I wipe tears from their eyes.

Because surely I'm lying if "everything will be fine",

But here I am sitting,

Thinking to myself,

Why can't I tell that to I.

But I'm not broken.

Nobody is.

I mean,

We tell ourselves ever since we are kids,

"We gotta carry on through all of this shit,

Because if we don't then we won't know what the real truth of it is."

So I stare up at that sky again.

Where those birds fly and clouds stroll,

I look up and I feel so small,

But I know deep in my heart and the caverns of my soul,

That those birds look left and right,

They struggle the same,

They never look forward with hope.

Because the picture creates a picture;

There's a cycle of struggle at play.

I struggle so I look up and see that they're doing okay,

Then they look up and see that I'm acting fine but I'm feeling the same.

We all look over our shoulders like a mexican wave,

Of jealousy and hate,

But all we end up peering into is each other's graves at the end of the day.

Every cycle has its end.

Because, to put it frankly

There's only so long we can all sit and pretend.

We tell our friends that we are friends,

Then lie to them to make them

Feel like, our "real" lives are worthy of them;

We're stuck playing pretend,

A vicious cycle with no tangible end.

But what we don't see is the small cracks:

The smiles they see that bare false teeth.

The greetings we greet and the food that we eat,

The weight that we lose in our pursuit of sanity;

Not physical weight but emotional weight:

The pains and small metronomes that tick in our brains,

The counters and displays of each emotional pain,

They see us look left

With each heft of our over stigmatized brains

Through dark window panes

That get smashed when the false sun turns to true rain.

They remind us to look forward,

To remember that there is nobody above us,

Just beside us.

To reside in the moment and not the

"What ifs?" that guide us.

They teach us it's all a mirage.

We can't tell ourselves to ignore our jagged old scars,

But they can show us the beauty within these scars

And create new works of art,

From the pain we explain,

While they listen and laugh.

Because it's all a joke;

Where we to be of presence of mind we'd be laughing in hope,

We'd know,

Deep down in our proverbial bones,

That this isn't the truth,

Nobody is quite yet at the end of their rope;

They've just lost their grip.

Sometimes we all need a pair of gloves and a warm hug,

Sometimes we all need a talk and a small little tug.

Or a push, through the bush

That obscures where we are:

In the sky with the other birds.

We built our own cage,

We put in the screws and laid down the foundation.

We welded the bars and called our own masons.

We crafted a lock with no key,

Because we're the key

And the key is complacent.

But sometimes we meet someone who knows how it feels,

To be trapped in a body and a realm that you build,

To watch the world fly by with gold feathers that guild,

Like a quill,

The world with all of these incredible and beautiful thrills.

Which you could never do.

But this person knows that that just isn't true;

You need a new view:

To see the beauty that lies within your heart,

To take heart from these works of art that others share,

To realise that they care

When you make paintings from scars.

All of this is to say,

I may be in pain;

We all are.

We may feel insane,

Inane, deranged

And perhaps we are.

But that's okay,

Because the picture inside the picture

Isn't done till it's framed.

Thank you for unlocking me.

[dea-retreat]

The Body and Filianism

"Thou art not thy body, nor is thy body any portion of thee. It is an estate which thou hold'st for a time, and after time shall pass from thee. Therefore, have governance of thy body, nor let it be in any thing thy ruler. Keep it in purity as a temple built of earth and a place of devotion."- The Clear Recital 3:47-50

Tw this post will discuss body image and eds, if this is a sensitive topic for you please feel no pressure to read <3

We are a culture obsessed with the body. Everywhere we look we are bombarded by diets, new fashion trends, new 'ideal bodies', plastic surgery etc etc. We are taught to be insecure because it's profitable. The beauty industry makes $100 billion worldwide by playing on these insecurities they create. It is hard to escape the propaganda of the beauty industry because it is so ingrained in our society.

However, the Daughter teaches us repeatedly that we are not our bodies: she teaches us that they are temporary and our actions are more important. Yet it can feel impossible to treat our bodies as "a place of devotion" when we are taught to hate it. In the UK 1.25 million people struggle with eating disorders, and 61% of adults and 66% of children feel negative about their body. It is so hard to remember our bodies are reflections of the Divine when we are constantly looking at our bodies negatively and hurling abuses towards it.

But why should our purpose in life be to be beautiful? We have so much to offer outside of our beauty. If we are truly to be places of devotion towards Dea, we must try and fight back against beauty standards and insecurities.

Now this is obviously easier said than done. As a trans person with eating struggles and sh scars, I find myself constantly criticising my appearance; picking it apart, analysing it, deciding what needs to change and improve. I could give a longer list of things I hate about my appearance than things I love. But do I also need to love it for it's aesthetic value?

Our devotion to Dea is not defined by our beauty. A 'beautiful' maid is not more pious than an 'ugly' maid. Our devotion to Dea is also not defined by our love for how our bodies look. I am not less pious for dealing with insecurities than a maid who doesn't.

If our bodies are truly to be 'places of devotion' we must reframe how we think about them. Hell, we don't even need to accept them as beautiful, we just need to accept them. Beauty is not the be all and end all. We don't need to accept bodies as beautiful, but we shouldn't accept them as ugly either. They're just bodies. Flesh, bones, blood, organs, nerves etc. They are temples and they deserve respect

Don't adorn your body with clothes, jewelry, makeup, tattoos etc to make it beautiful; adorn your body in a way that brings you delight, for delight is the source of our life. Don't eat for a body type, eat to fuel your body and keep it healthy (which differs from person to person) out of respect for it. Take joy in the creation of food and adornment because our crafts bring us closer to Dea. Divert the energy you put into believing the lies of the beauty industry into cultivating your skills. At the end of the day, when we pass, our bodies beauty will not be our judges, but our acts will be.

01/04/25

Thoughts?

Resources

Beat charity

Body Neutrality

Dopamine Dressing

[gynandromorph]

second litter: 6 total, one died while they were still young due to coyotes picking it off while it was sick and moving very slowly. i believe i had very little health at the time and wasn't willing to risk going near the coyotes to grab her when they would probably leave after killing one pup. affinity has been the bane of my existence. until they're very large in the fall, it drops drastically even if you leave one parent at home with them. i picked fun parent as a perk to try to mitigate this, but i could usually only boost to around 54% before cooldown kicked in. i learned to go grab a hare and bring it back (usually one was hungry enough to eat it) and then howl and emote a few more times to boost it up again. while they were small, i hunted solo, because they didn't need much food anyway. once they were larger, i would boost affinity to 100% and then i would go hunt together with my mate. i ended up moving to another rendezvous site after they hit 25 lbs because i knew they could reasonably keep up with my run speed at that point -- just a spot closer to where we had been regularly hunting elk, so that we had less distance to cover when bringing back food. i would then leave my mate with the pups and sleep somewhere out of the range that registers to the game as "at home" but still able to see their nametags in case one wandered off. when i woke up, they'd be around 50% hunger again, and we'd go hunt another elk calf. became sort of like clockwork. when i was low on health, i would circle around the area without triggering the "at home" activation to smell if there were any predators; downwind only shows me so much information, so i would usually check the perimeter beyond where i could smell. saved me from MANY coyote attacks to chase them off WITHOUT activating a pup raid by entering home range. i knew i couldn't afford to defend them if fighting aggro predators... especially canines. bears and cougars can be fended off by pulling aggro until they're out of range or get bored, but canines won't give up until you fight them off. i learned the hard way that contesting a carcass was pretty much never worth it, because i'd often lose with one good hit taking away half of my hp, and then also not have enough health left to hunt down another elk. this time i would the same tactic as anti-bear maneuvering and lead competitors away from the carcass by forcing them to chase me a short distance, then sprinting past them and eating part of it, rinse and repeat until i was full or the carcass was gone. it's risky, but not nearly as risky as trying to fight for it. i ended up also using a riskier hunting style where i'd just lunge for the nearest calf at the edge of the herd. in the fall, they're all so high health they have no problem trying to fistfight you, and they could frequently outrun me. considering my pups would start taking damage if they went hungry for too long, wasting time chasing a calf down to exhaustion didn't seem worth it, and i was usually riding on fumes in terms of wakefulness, so they'd run ME out of stamina before i ran them out of stamina. the low point of the year was when i didn't realize the baby ungulates had gotten old enough to stop hiding in the grass and hunted everywhere for an easy meal. then totally sleep deprived i had to chase down a healthy calf with its mom for like 30 minutes because i had NO stamina. probably the best decision over the last litter was just not skipping forward to the "reach 50 lbs" part expecting a free meal lol. also i think i hate slough creek--

[angeat]

@arcvmonth day 16 it's headcanons time baby

i have some minor appearance ones too but i don’t feel the need to point them out you'll just see it when i draw characters

- yuya is a girl

- yuzu is ??masc also serena they're not literally boys but they're Something

- shun is trans

- masumi is the daughter of johan from gx yes this makes 0 sense

- mieru is the daughter of saiou from gx IT MAKES NO SENSE I KNOWWWW

- this is less of a headcanon but i cannot agree with the common perception of yuto as an emo from his flashbacks he seems even more of a normie than yuya (drama kid) he's just traumatized from the horrors of war

- yuya doesn't know how to do basic chores

- yu boys are cannibals (hitotsu ni cannibalism)

- dennis has american parents but he's lived at academia his whole life so he doesn't actually know any english he just uses it for the epic Foreign Flair

- i feel like this is implied but 5ds + synchro dimension domino city is like a english-japanese bilingual society. so yugo and rin know english (their english literacy though... debatable)

- ruri and shun = autism

- they are both picky eaters but shun eats the things ruri doesn't want even if he also hates it just to show her she should eat things anyways as to intake a healthy variety of food.... she doesn't do it

- both have bird special interest shun's being specifically raptors ruri's being birds in general

- zarc yuya yuto yugo yuri and serena are mexican (zarc looks sort of like a vaquero... yuya is mexican flag colors)

- yuri is ocd + autistic + cptsd

- serena sort of copies yuzu like a baby bird and tends to follow her around because she hasn't developed much of a personal identity of hobbies and such yet and she greatly admires yuzu for having helped her break away from the academia

- rin and shun are overprotective of ruri i think she just has that kind of nature that makes you want to protect her

- i don't know why but i always think yuya should have a big sister. i like to think that he does and she just lives somewhere else like she's studying abroad or something

[lily-alphonse]

OKAY ONE MORE RAREPAIR FROM ME but I feel like I had to send you Gus+Elliott / Gulliott /CookBook :>

COOKBOOK OUR BELOVED

THANK YOU I'M DYING TO INFODUMP ABOUT THIS ONE

I would write an entire longfic for these two if I had the time. I have such messy ideas. CW mention of eating disorder, religious trauma, trans issues (Elliott has had a hard life ok thats why we're giving him happiness)

OK SO

Elliott Backstory (aka all of my insane Elliott headcanons)

Elliott is trans FTM, originally named 'Emma' in a religious family so past is MESSY and traumatic ✨

Begged to go to bible college and was given money for it and just disappeared, using the money to make it to the city (and maybe also top surgery, either way he's had top surgery by the time he makes it to Pelican Town)

Slowly established a new life in the city doing whatever work he could and living as a man now

Always hated the city though and wanted something more rustic to chase his dreams of being a writer

Finally took the plunge when he turned 30 and had a bit of a crisis about it, basically like yeah it's great to be myself now but am I really, when I am crushed by the monotony of the city?

Like he was working so much to try to afford his shitty apartment and testosterone he didn't even have any friends

Also he's anorexic did I mention that lol he does not have a healthy relationship with food. Hates having to stop working to eat, hates cooking, has body dysmorphia for multiple reasons alright

Gus Backstory Using the same backstory from the Gus/Willy rarepair post, he grew up in the city. Part of the down-low queer scene, he had a few boyfriends. A couple of them felt like they could have been true love until reality hit, and there was nothing true about it. He found love in his passions instead, in cooking and found family in a place where life moved slower. Let's make him older like 40s (teehee age gap my beloved STOP I know I'm making it messier deal with it they're both fully adults whatever! I actually headcanon him being in his early 50s so this is already a compromise)

It takes some time for them to properly meet, because Elliott's ID still has his deadname. (He hasn't had the money to do all the legal work to change it and/or he just legally can't change it without a full sex change. But either way his ID still shows him as being a woman.) He could hope that the saloon owner is cool and won't require ID, it is a small town after all. The anxiety over it is enough to keep him away from the saloon for several months after moving there though. He keeps to himself until he can't, because he's started making friends and they wonder why he won't join them for a drink at the saloon.

He makes an excuse that he doesn't really like to drink even though he most definitely does, but Willy argues that he can always just come for the food. Gus is a great cook after all. The thought of food not from the gas station, that he doesn't have to cook himself, is appealing.

In a realization of his worst nightmare, Gus does need to see his ID. Elliott tries to make an excuse but it starts to get awkward. He swallows his fear and gives it to him with a slight tremor in his hand. There's a clear moment of hesitation on Gus' part where he stares at it, but then it's as if nothing happened, the smile back on his face and he hands the ID back to him facedown.

Elliott wants to cry. From relief, from terror, he doesn't know. All of it. The last thing he wants is to be outed in this place that had started to feel like home for once. He gets super wasted to try to deal with it, and stays in his cabin for days waiting for the fallout. The gossip. The world to come crashing down on him. But it doesn't.

Actually the only thing that comes is a knock at the door a few days later. To Elliott's embarrassment, it's Gus. He brushes his hair in a hurry and plasters a smile on his face to answer the door.

Gus seems a little shy, which isn't like him. Gus is bubbly and talkative, usually. But maybe he's just hot from the walk. And the takeout bag in his hands.

"Hello Gus."

"Hi Elliott, um, I hope this isn't a bad time..."

"No, how can I help you?" Elliott leans against the doorway in what he hopes is a casual, unaffected manner. Gus steals furtive glances at Elliott's neck, his hands.

He definitely glanced. Why would he glance?

Gus is gay. Oh my Yoba Gus is gay.

"I was hoping to catch you in the saloon but I haven't seen you since the other night and uh.. I just want to let you know you're safe with me -- here, I mean, you're safe, here. You have friends here."

Elliott is overcome with a myriad of emotions and for once, most of them good. But he is incredibly torn on whether to pull at this thread that has Gus stuttering. It has been a long time since he's had someone so cute in his clutches. But he packs that away for now, letting the relief through instead.

"Thank you. That means a lot, actually... would you like to come in?"

AND THEN they fall in love and its a little messy because they both have their own hangups to overcome but they are so good together because Elliott has a facade up with the rest of the world and wants everyone to like him but goes about it the wrong way, and Gus wears his heart on his sleeve and everyone does love him but he also struggles with setting boundaries and self-love. And they'd have some fights about food but Gus would come to understand his limits and work with him and show him cooking can be fun and everything, GUYS IM SO NORMAL ABOUT THEM IM SO NORMAL (not hyperventilating at all, very casual)

Send me any Stardew Valley rarepair and I will tell you how I would make them work! (Even non-marriage npcs) If youre lucky you may get a mini fic out of it. Check the list below to see if Ive already answered yours

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[imaginespazzi]

Nivi,

I think my prior ask maybe got lost in the shuffle. I know you’ve been super busy so I understand. Hopefully this one makes it through 🤞🏼

Hmmmm so I guess Paige is taking her frustrations out on Angie because she feels like she could potentially be taking her spot on the team after her 1yr deal is up? Poor Angie. Why do I feel like the micro aggressions might not be over with? Curious to see what Azzi’s reaction will be to the news.

I love menace Tessa and Jana. Figured someone else was bound to catch on, those 2 couldn’t hide their heart eyes even if they wanted to. Jana saying “won’t somebody please think about the complications” made me laugh really good. I see what you did there lol.

Stephie and Paige are becoming my new favorite duo, I love their relationship so much. Stephie not wanting Paige to cook is so real. I feel like Paige’s cooking style would just be door dash. I can’t picture that woman cooking anything 😂 I loved the call back of how much Paige hates vegetables and anything healthy calling them “nasty green things”. I think about that episode all the time. It’s always surprising how terrible the diets of elite athletes are. Paige probably would just eat In N Out and Noodles and Company for every meal if she could. Food is just another example of how much of a ying n yang relationship Paige and Azzi have. Princess eats all this really tasty healthy food, and Paige would rather shovel Chick-fil-A down her throat while she runs around 😅

Ohhhhh Stephie inherited the petty gene from Azzi I see 😃 And she’s a master manipulator? Using Clemence was a stroke of evil genius really. I love jealous Azzi! Not Claudia calling out her mom 😂 Stephie using Claudia’s mom to make her point? Oh this kid is too smart for her own good.

Hmmmm so the conversation with Drew in the car, how long has Azzi been feeling doubt? Really curious to finally find out what happened with the break up, because Drew’s reaction to seeing Azzi again and seeing his sister get back with her, just holds a lot of bitterness. More so than what seems reasonable for the info we have received so far. Like obviously he doesn’t understand Azzi’s reasoning for the break up. Did Paige just not share the real reason? Was Azzi’s reason to Paige not fully clear? It doesn’t feel like he believes that Azzi did whatever she could to not hurt his sister and as a byproduct not hurt himself. Just seems like there might be some misunderstanding that’s been festering for years. Obviously he’s hurt that Azzi wasn’t around in his life anymore and that’s definitely part of it. I’m just waiting for the full curtain to be pulled back I guess you could say.

Can’t wait to be a fly on the wall for that super awkward dinner next chapter 😅

__📚

Hi lovie,

I fear it either didn't get through or it got buried under everything, sorry love <3

Yep! Trust her to never deal with her frustrations the right way lol.

They're so darn obvious, that it was only a matter of time before someone picked it up and really Jana needed someone else to commiserate with her.

I absolutely love writing Stephie and Paige so I love that y'all love them too! Paige's cooking style beyond doordash is making peanut butter and jelly sandwiches lmao but yeah she definitely drives Azzi a little insane when instead of helping get Stephie to eat her greens, she's out there gagging at them.

Evil genius Stephie fr fr

Azzi I think has always been a bit of an overthinker and especially when it comes to her relationship with Paige and it all sort of reaches a cumulative breaking point eventually. Drew doesn't know a lot about the breakup because it's something Paige never really wanted to talk about. But there's really a lot of things with Azzi that has Drew upset down to the fact that if she'd stayed, Paige would never have to have gone through her heartbreak, even if she wasn't really in love with her, with Olivia either. And ofc he feels like Azzi abandoned him too. But yeah a lot of things to be unpacked.

[stormdragon23]

I know I'm new to this ship but hear me out. Imagine an au where yoonho becomes a housewife to choi jong in and tries to cook healthy food for him to gain some stamina. How will that affect their relationship?

Oh, I love this idea! I've actually imagined that Yoon-Ho would be the one who does most of the cooking between them.

The short answer is that I think they would become closer as a result of Yoon-Ho cooking for Jong-In out of concern with Jongin being aware of it and appreciating it.

As for a much longer answer:

First, some context (scroll past this if you just want the answer at the end):

I do think Yoon-Ho would start cooking for Jong-In after noticing that Jong-In has some pretty bad eating habits as a result of getting lost in his work and just forgetting to eat sometimes (This is mostly based on the anime where Jong-In was shown to be sleeping in his office when it's late at night yet still seems to be working). Jong-In also seems to be thin for his height as a result, so Yoon-Ho would probably be concerned about that not that he would tell Jong-In. He would probably start cooking for him after Jong-In casually tells him about his usual diet of take-out when he actually remembers to eat that day while giving Yoon-Ho a headache in the process

I imagine Yoon-Ho knows how to cook, so he wouldn't struggle with cooking (Jong-In knows how to cook too but chooses not to because it takes too long when he can just order food since money isn't an issue though the food he gets isn't usually the healthiest option). However, it would be difficult for him to find healthy food that suits Jong-In's tastes (mostly because I headcanon Jong-In to have not many foods he actually likes)

The first time Yoon-Ho cooks for him, Jong-In is likely surprised by it, though he doesn't show it and simply thanks Yoon-Ho with a smile. He would question why Yoon-Ho cooked for him though, and Yoon-Ho just responds that he wanted to but closely watches Jong-In's reaction to see if he likes the food. And Jong-In does enjoy the food and after Yoon-Ho sees how pleased he is with it, he cooks for Jong-In more often

Jong-In likely attempts to hide any dislike for the foods Yoon-Ho cooks for him. Yoon-Ho always finds out though and either stops making that specific food for him or finds a way to make it taste better, which makes Jong-In appreciate Yoon-ho's cooking even more. He will likely try to find ways to thank Yoon-Ho, such as getting him gifts (various other ways Jong-In could return the favor, so I'll leave the rest up to your imagination)

I don't imagine them communicating much, not because they're bad at it but because they can already read each other so well that they don't really need to use words. As a result, they tend to show their affections through their actions

For the relationship itself:

They both know Yoon-Ho starts cooking for Jong-In more since Yoon-Ho is worried about him even without saying it, so Jong-In eats whatever Yoon-Ho has cooked for him without complaining, even if he hates it. Because of this, they become closer as Yoon-Ho gets to know Jong-In more as he spends more time with Jong-In when he watches Jong-In eat his food and not just to learn his food preferences. Jong-In also appreciates Yoon-Ho going out of his way to make foods he likes and sees the effort he puts into making the foods he dislikes more appealing. Even though they don't really exchange words about the change, they have a silent yet mutual understanding of the situation

Feel free to ask for more details about this AU or about the ship in general!