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boypussydilf · 1 year ago

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I'm so sad and so angry. I was really hoping the message would be anything besides "it's too late for second chances. you messed up too badly for things to ever get better." That just... hurts. It also denies Betty any autonomy and feels way too harsh on both of them. Why doesn't Betty get a chance to live life on her own terms now? (Why not ask her what she wants -- does she want to stay fused with golb, be human again, stay with Simon and work on their issues, go off exploring on her own for a while?) Why is she ONLY there to bash a lesson into Simon's head and leave? Why doesn't the story value her as a character with an arc that NEVER GOT PROPERLY FINISHED?

I DONT HAVE MUCH TO ADD TO THIS ITS JUST SO FUCKING TTRUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

i was honestly so hard rooting for an ending that was like. simon & betty do NOT get back together but they have the chance to WORK ON THEMSELVES SEPERATELY AND INDEPENDENTLY and MAYBE SOMEDAY THEY CAN TRY AGAIN BUT THATS NOT THE FOCUS OF THEIR LIVES NOW.

Instead they kind of just said. Sorry! Both of you made Some Bad Choices Sometimes In Some Parts Of Your Lives, and now you can never ever try to make things right again. There is no chance. Simon you do literwlly just have to accept that she’s gone and move on and that’s it. And as for Betty,. Uhhhhhhhhh. Go someplace else for no reason bye

#GIRLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL WHY DO WE NEVER HEAR ABOUT WHAT BETTY WANTS #no it’s so funny #they really made the story be abt how #simon has always neglected to even notice or consider what betty wants for herself. independent of what he wants #And um . Huh. Would you look at that #Still no one considered remotely exploring. What she. wants.#basilask #fionna and cake spoilers #atposting

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calocera · 8 months ago

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my pet mold spore

#this thing is so funny

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climbingthefloors · 2 months ago

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obsessed with this baby hippo from thailand's khao khew zoo.. she has been so utterly betrayed by the world

#she's so derpy and gloopy #i really really want to visit this zoo next time i'm in thailand now #moo deng #hippo #animals #baby animals #zoo #hippopotamus #funny #nature #naturecore #thailand #she's so #animal crossing #coded #long post #sorry #cute

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sadclowncentral · 4 months ago

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nearly had a medical emergency today because - and i cannot stress enough how little i am making this up - a helicopter landed in front of an open grain silo while i was getting off my ship and i am deathly allergic to the wheat that said helicopters rotor blades proceeded to blast in my face at full force. the cosmic forces are plotting against me ass situation to be in

#my brother going OH FUCK GLUTEN BLAST was funny though so points taken #if somebody has cast a curse on me or something can you please undo it i will meet your demands for ramson

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atompalace-official · 1 month ago

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….well, she’s got the spirit!

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knifefightscene · 1 year ago

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#this is so funny to me #from textpost u came to textpost u shall return #7

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 7 months ago

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Knowledge Revenge.

#dungeon meshi #chilchuk tims #senshi #Somewhat of an unofficial sequel to the Dragon Comic. I promise I have more versatility in my jokes. I just had to take this opportunity.#Senshi is pretty much a recluse. I think he would know a few of these 'gottems' but not all.#Chilchuck would know gottems that are nearly lost to time. The deep cuts. The ones that you fall for because they are that obscure.#I would also like to take a moment to confess that after the last comic in which I posed a gottem -#I fell victim to a Mind Goblin Attack. I was thoroughly got. I will be on higher alert this time.#So NOBODY be funny in the tags. I am gullible and I like to share things with my friends. Who are *ruthless*.#I have a mild resistance to Vicious Mockery at this point but I can only take so much.#Happy Thistle Thursday Everyone! See you next week!

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stemmmm · 1 month ago

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bad youtube clickbait thumbnail that reads "I think I just had a therapy session with a DEMON???"

#gravity falls #gf nevermind all that #the book of bill #bill cipher #dipper pines #theres a tag now so im not gonna link all the context in the post anymore #i have no confidence this one is even funny i just wanted to draw them #we talk about this all the time but its endlessly funny that stump made a billford au and both of us have been like.#so mabel and dipper right? how are mabel and dipper how are they handling the situations. just fine it seems

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noctude · 4 months ago

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maybe i shouldn’t respond to wrong number texts any more

#TIS IS SO FUNNY IM TTHROWING UP #text post

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butchfalin · 1 year ago

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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

#yeehaw #1k #5k #10k #posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference #edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense #also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags #1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now #he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic #2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign #like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock #3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing #it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is #extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once #it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life #i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about #Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect #if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it #aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week

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ladamania · 10 months ago

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Twitter still producing bangers on occasion

#sound on #i laughed so hard #pokemon #stephen a. smith #twitter #funny #video #lulz

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steveharrington · 3 months ago

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redownloaded instagram and got sucked into reels and it’s truly like an alternate reality happening over there. video of a girl being like “looking back on my cringe 2021 taste….” and it’s a pic of her wearing like. jeans and a top. the top has a checkerboard pattern. she’s like screaming in agony. the comments are all like “omg not the microtrend 😭 i can’t believe i ever wore that” like woah. i think you guys are crazy

#so funny to see ppl use the word microtrend but continue to follow them #like so you Know it’s bad …..#but you’re still doing it …….

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cutiemisu · 5 months ago

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