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distortedplatinum · 1 year ago

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crying on metal songs is my hobby apparently

#everytime i listen to ne obliviscaris i cry #its been 5 years #but theyre so good oh my gooooood #im fucking obsessed with the violin #and xenoyrs screams #OUR CHILDREEEEEN... PAINTERS THEY AAAAAARE #can you hear the redrum pounding? the heartbeat of many as one #curator... father... what have we become?#these lines remember me a lot of aleksei and dimitri #i should draw a comic based on this #no im joking ill never do it #maybe..

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choccy-milky · 4 months ago

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herbology class 🌹🌿 (from chap 2 of my fic!)

#his alliteration/pun combo is even more lame in the actual chap bc seb holds up a dittany seed as he says this #bro had the dad jokes before he even became a dad😔👌#alliterations are just how they flirt.....losers...and i notice them EVERYWHERE now too. ive cursed myself #also MY ONESHOT IS LIKE 70-80% DONE I THINK?? im 30k words in but i might end up making it 2 chaps instead #idk im still deciding..itll depend on if i find a cutoff point that im happy with. cuz right now i dont like splitting it anywhere LOL #but maybe ill do it and release the first part just so that i can get it out and then finish the latter half later...decisions decisions #also now that im done my fic i also wanna draw a bunch of the earlier scenes i never did like this one #so weird drawing seb and clora not together yet tho LOL esp for seb. like damn there was a time u COULDNT just smooch clora?? nightmare....#i also almost drew clora wearing her hairclip SO many times by mistake LOL. thats the plus side of pre-seblora tho. dont gotta draw it🤪#hogwarts legacy #hphl #sebastian sallow #sebastian sallow x oc #sebastian sallow x mc #clora clemons #sebastian x mc #choccyart #mirabel garlick #hogwarts legacy fanfiction

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st4rstudent · 2 months ago

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my contribution to that one text screenshot

featuring more of the Cone

#clemart #ttcc #toontown corporate clash #winndoe #Winn Dos #Doe Vinci #Mac Opsys #stupid idiot rabbit interrupts beautiful yuri. lets kill him.#it feels like 5000 years since I've drawn winn. im sorry winn... and doe. ive let you down #this might be a little ooc for doe idk but i have to make the textpost work. okay. i have to.#please my families on the line theyre going to hurt me if i dont make this joke #ill never see my wife and children again #my shoulder hurts i speedran all of the rendering in like 4 hours #the paintings are screenshots from the actual toon hall i just sized them up crazy style and put an overlay on them #i didnt feel like actually drawing paintings sorry #the thumbnails for this were actually a slop drawing. i was originally just going to do a slop comic

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ghost-proofbaby · 2 months ago

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telling myself to continue on like normal and write like normal but how am i supposed to do that when i know my world is ending in 24 hours?

tw for tags: i accidentally rambled on and aired out all my grief for my dog

#ive known since the moment we got the cancer diagnosis id be losing him #it doesnt make it easier #tw pet loss #ive experienced a dog dying unexpectedly and now a planned death #i have decided there is no death thats easy. you'll always wish it went the other way.#in 24 hours ill be loading him into my car one last time #ill be joking about how heavy he is as i lift my 'heavy baby' into the backseat #i'll be babytalking him the entire drive and nearly dislocating my arm just to pet him at the red lights for the last time #i bought him reese's peanut butter cups. because he loves peanut butter and deserves to taste chocolate before he goes #i got him all his favorite treats. been feeding him all the meals he'd beg for that id say 'dogs cant have'#i just. this is hard. im losing my baby. my best friend.#the 'aggressive' boy no one wanted for 2 years until i came upon him and said 'hes coming home with me'#people keep telling me i dont have to be in the room when it happens but how could i do that?#how could i leave him alone this last time (arguably the most important time) when the day i brought him home #i made the promise that he'd never be alone again?#how could i do that when every time hes sick he wants me near him? puts his head in my lap?#how could i when during my roughest times he protected me so fiercely?#the only time he's been anything but a gentle giant has always been when he protects me #how could i not protect HIM one last time?#im sorry. im in my feels. this fucking sucks.

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grecoromanyaoi · 7 months ago

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hm i was wondering. do u prefer british or american humor (as represented thru comedy shows/movies)? (feel free to elaborate in the tags and/or reblog for sample size)

#ill elaborate in a bit #imo a lot of mainstream american humor or at least what i see exists in a sort of. edgelord/''snowflake'' (for lack of a better term) binar #*from the last decade or so that is #where u can either tell any joke u want n b as rude as offensive as u can on purpose OR never joke abt anything that can even slightly #inconvenience anyone in any way or abt anything that has ever hurt anyone which. im not a fan of either approach #n while yes while there r british edgelords (like ricky gervais 4 example) n a lot of popular stuff can b rly offensive #i think they generally balance it a lot better? or at least try n balance it? idk #bc at the end of the day anything u do can offend ppl. u just gotta try ur best to b respectful while still being funny #n im not saying that as anything against ''snowflakes'' or ''snowflake'' humor its just a different approach to comedy

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payjaydaily · 8 months ago

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Payjayily: #11 - 14

sorry guys for no daily yaoi I've been really unmotivated. yes this is a 9/11 joke please forgive me I had no ideas

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natsmagi · 2 months ago

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adding onto my last rant from a while ago a little bit, it is fascinating how many people in this fandom completely miss the point of tsumugis character and misconstrue what hes actually about which, ironically, is just what eichi did. and its done in such a similar fashion too, such as making assumptions about his motives, his family relationship, and missing the point in why he chooses to look the way he does. and, time and time again, eichi has been proven to be WRONG about tsumugi. he misunderstood him deeply, and now its eichi whos stuck mourning the past while tsumugi has long since moved on, not the other way around, as tsumugi is on the path of getting his happy ending. and i dont get why people keep trying to take this positivity from him

(s. element epilogue 2)

#sorry for harping on this stuff alot it just genuinely sucks seeing a character you love be so widely misunderstood #especially when if you really think about it #tsumugi is about as blunt and honest as they come #you dont always need to read deeper into a character. you dont always need to psychoanalyze every part of them #you dont need to reason everything #sometimes people just Are Some Kind Of Way #and eichi failed to understand that and made the wrong assumption about tsumugi #and i feel like this fandom keeps doing the same thing #because he can do and say unconventional things #and when he makes jokes he sounds super alarming or like an utter freak #its frustrating when people continuously doubt tsumugis words when he speaks so earnestly about his life #hes honest to a fault. he has no reason to lie #you can argue that “ohhh tsumugi just doesnt realize how fucked up he is!” and like Yea sure theres an element of that #but ive always read the point of his character to be him overcoming these hardships #because he cares so fucking deeply about every single person around him #and he never assumes malice. because he is such a genuinely kind hearted guy #and what makes tsumugi so interesting is that he can kind of SUCK at getting that across #because no matter what people never understand his actions or intents because of how weirdly he acts #and neither does this fandom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#natsume and tsumugi are built on being opposites. if natsume is a known liar surely we can put two and two together?#theres alot more that can be said on this topic and ive been meaning to for a while but honestly i just dont have the energy or brainpower #also i dont want this to read like im yucking anyones yum. its just frustrating as someone who is very mentally ill about these characters #he has clearly endured traumas too like im not ignoring that. its super obvious. but his character is about love and growth #you can go through literal HELL and be on the brink of SUICIDE and still end up a happy loving and forgiving person #and i think thats what his character is about #nat rambles #nats enst posting

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c1trvswurld · 2 months ago

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Wish I knew irl older transmasc bc im so nervous about medically transitioning. Bc yeah, on a technical level I *could* live like this for the rest of my life. Do I still fantasize and only imagine a future where I'm a man like 24/7 and I physically cannot imagine me as a woman? Yeah sure! But that doesn't mean I'm trans. And plus if I say fuck it and take hrt for too long it will have irreversible effects. So if I do turn out to be cis I might have very bad dysphoria from it.

But the very idea of being in a more masculine body is so comforting to me, to hear my voice drop, and to get hairier is such a fun idea.

But it also feels so bad/guilty when I like to wear bodycon dresses, and like my curvy figure, and like my tit's and sometimes like she/her used on me. So therefor I can't be trans right?

#egg cracking #ftm #transmasc #trans #ive always been sad that ive never had an obvious egg crack moment like other trans ppl #esp bc im nonbinary and bc of how my brain is wired my perception of gender is weird #like i keep seeing these joking forcemasc post just say “take T what will you lose”#but what if i lose a lot #scared ill do a major fuck up #and there's no one irl or even online who ubderstand the specifics of what im talking about #or i can relate to #feels lonely

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yardsards · 2 months ago

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"they never dated but they ARE exes" is such a funny relationship for two characters to have. very awkward relationship to have irl tho

#eliot posts #it still IS a little funny irl tho #i visoted her last night cuz i was in town and the vibe was so weird #it's like. we had an EXPLOSIVE breakup years ago and we're on amicable terms now but there's just the past kinda hanging there in the air #im no longer upset about the stuff she did to me but i AM still a lil sore abt how she hurt our other friends #but sometimes i still talk to her out of... idk. nostalgia or something?#idk if it's the same thing driving her to keep talking to me or what #i don't think she holds any ill feelings towards me cuz she admitted she was totally in the wrong for pretty much everything #and the worst i did was be TOO loyal and enable her but at the same time she thinks she'd be worse off if i didn't do all that back then idk #sometimes i wonder if she wants our old relationship but but i've made it clear we'll never be able to go back there #sidenote: her actual ex boyfriend (who i am still besties with and love so much) is the one that started the joke that me and her are exes #he was like ''i think she's not just MY ex girlfriend she's OUR ex girlfriend'' when i was telling my roommate about her #(and then i told her about that and she laughed and agreed that yeah. we basically ARE exes)#her actual ex/my bestie won't talk to her at all anymore and he's totally within his rights to do that #i actually asked him a few years ago if he was okay with me talking to her before i messaged her cuz i didn't wanna risk hurting him #anyway yeah. it's weird #seeing her left me with a lot of feelings that aren't exactly bad just Weird. idk.

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ty-bayonet-betteridge · 9 months ago

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3l!grian is frequently depicted as a tragic figure and sometimes i wonder if we even watched the same series

#like yes he is tragic. every character in the series is tragic but i think hes easily the least tragic of the winners #(except maybe cleo. i have my own thoughts about how cleos victory plays into her core themes and why its not as joyous or triumphant as #cleo the players and the fandom at large make it seem that i will have to make a real post about at some point)#grian dies Laughing. he smiles and calls it a dual victory before the final fight. his last words are “its been amazing.”#to me Grians arc is about how he came in with this sense of mirth. had it ripled away by the reality when his joke gets Scar killed.#and then rediscovers it as he learns that the horror of their circumstances doesn't need to keep him from delight #plus also ive never seen a man more delighted to explode three of his friends #ill also bring up that Martyns lore has Grian involved in the games explicitly to COMBAT the angst #that Grians inherent silliness and joy makes the players less hopeless as they meet their endings #and theres obviously parts of martyns lore i can take or leave but this is one area where Eyes and Ears lines up very well with what actions #the characters take and so im happy to bring it up #unlike other parts such as “limlife pearl and cleo retained more trauma between seasons than any player has before”#which i do directly refute as it doesn't seem to line up with the way the characters act and the story plays out #thats for another post though #my point here is 3l grian was having the time of his life and i think there are some fanon interpretationd that disregard that #which theyre free to do im definitely someone who has ignored canon plenty of times in the past (glances at worm)#but i think this is the sort of thing that makes the canon more interesting and compelling #anyway. um. rambled longer than i meant to there #grian #trafficblr #3rd life #3rd life smp #3lsmp

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sundial-bee-scribbles · 5 months ago

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i dont usually post random snippets like this but everyone PLS listen to chii she is adorable 🥺🐟

#my video lol #openutau #choubi chii #gekiyaku #kazehiki #cause they're here too. IG. 🙄#i might delete this later idk. i do this a lot with my sillies i just listen to them sing random files i have saved lol 😭#and yes this is the same ust i used for genbu's conchita cover lmao. funny joke about goldfish being opportunistic feeders idk #i had downloaded chii months earlier but only just properly installed her recently lmao. AND UEEE FISH GIRL 🥺🐟#i literally never see anyone talk abt her and like fair sure cause kuzutokaze's other utaus are more famous and she only came out in 2020 #i might be biased bc i love aquatic creature theme but SHES CUTEE cmon pls i wish more people noticed her...#i do wanna do stuff w/ her at some point but problem is i have no ideas lmao :') i need to keep testing #also this is what some stuff sounds like with absolutely 0 mixing or proper rendering stuff (in this case the shitty default resampler LOL)#not good tbh. but good enough to give me serotonin when i am depresseddd. sing for me little goobers #the default resampler doesnt do her complete justice im sure and one day maybe ill do smthn better w/ her (to the best of my ability)

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theokusgallery · 23 days ago

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I hate that I have reoccurring themes in everything I make. YES this guy has a complex over the fact that everyone prefers his sibling AGAIN. YES he was ostracized by his peers since he was in primary school and never knew why until years later. URGH

#i dont know why the siblings thing ends up coming up as often as it does (read: i know exactly why) but uuurggh #do you ever. have an inside joke with your sibling that your abusive dad prefers you over them and it's so established it's casual banter #but everyone you've ever tried to be sincere with (your mother; your peers) have consistantly preferred your sibling over you #even your own friends and kids who were closer to your age range than theirs #do you ever have a conversation with your best friend where they tell you that at first they didn't want to be friends with you #because you were ''too Weird''#do you ever get praised by a friend who says she envied you in middle school because you ''never cared about being different''#meanwhile you had no idea you were different and just couldn't fucking fix it #it took me that to understand that people avoided me because i was Weird. i thought the reason i had no friends was bc i was shy #that and the fact that i Didnt Know What Was Socially Acceptable Or Not and other kids were scared of me bc i was ''to blunt''#i have learned to value honesty over nearly everything else but that's only because i wish everyone else did the same.#literally everything i write has a main protagonist with low to no emotional empathy. like. ok #every character i write has that thing where they always felt like they were a monster for not feeling the right things. mh #i wonder how that might reflect on how my whole world came crashing down once i realised emotional empathy is A Real Thing #and not just a lie people made up for virtue signaling #''there's no way people /literally/ feel sad /for/ other people. they just know rationally that it's bad'' deep sigh.#anyway thats why i will never shut up about the fact that empathy is morally neutral and not a prerequisite for being a ''''good person''''#emotions are morally neutral. thats why we say all emotions are valid. thats why thought crimes aren't real #in short: you will pry human!au no empathy janus and autistic remus from my cold dead hands #i have. so many fucking thoughts.#janus is literally JUST like ME for REAL #except for the lying mostly because i !!! taught myself out of that #THE AMOUNT OF WORK I HAVE DONE ON MYSELF. I HAVE CLAWED MY WAY OUT OF THE TRENCHES OF MENTAL ILLNESS ON MY OWN AND I AM PROUD OF THAT #MAYBE it's because i can never open up to anyone ever BUT it's also because im SKILLED and SWAG and SELF-AWARE and THE BEST EVER. and MODEST #rant #the tag rambler strikes again . apologies

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patrice-bergerons · 10 months ago

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Do you remember that insane Bergy and Marchy interview from last year, which among many other things, featured this exchange?

Anyway I was going thru my bergy tag last night when I came across this other article snippet from 2019

THIS IS THE BASEMENT MARCHY WANTS TO MOVE INTO

#boston bruins #brad marchand #patrice bergeron #marcheron #I HAVE CONNECTED THE DOTS #but god i do go so insane over rpf lore when im in the trenches #good luck to us all #but also its one thing to say ill move into your normal craopy basement haha (clearly a joke)#and another when the basement is in fact designed to accommodate a lodger #which is to say also a joke but i doubt the first time this thought occurred to marchy was during that interview #like when you know your hockey soulmate is retiring in a few months #and then you will never get to have those road trips that liminal time when the only two ppl who exist in the world is you and him #bc you both have families and it is just not done #and you look at your friends basement and one part of you #who is maybe already missing him as he sits next to you thinks-

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abrahamvanhelsings · 9 months ago

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imagining the things graham gore could and would have done to edward little's cervix had he lived a little longer

#man of unparalleled confidence good grace and good humour versus god's perfect little sub who's always trying his bestest #joke post but im something is cooking in my brain abt their potential dynamic actually.#there's some real potential between them i know it. ned's awkwardness and sense of duty versus graham's natural charm and grace #and overall stability as a person. they could be something to each other #< making things up about men who never interact where we see them do it #the terror #you say to me 'curry you're just describing jfj' no see jfj is half a front hiding deep seated insecurities #gore on the other hand. i think of him as a man who was rly completely at ease w/ himself and his position in the world #ned would be like admiring him feeling a little inferior probably #and gore would be like you're kind of awkward but in a cute way and you have a good heart ill take u under my wing. ur better than u think #going to stop now nobody cares abt this crack ship lmao. but i do

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martyrbat · 2 years ago

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madness – batman: haunted knight

#debating which way i want to go with my tags #do i make a joke or do i have a ransom moment that makes my mutuals mildly concern #hes still a dilf because the D still stands for dad. not always a good dad but a dad never the less.#ill still suck his dick silly style but im not happy about it.#(went joke moment to give my mutuals a break and also because #he does apologize and admit hes wrong & fixes it after she literally gets kidnapped and held hostage by mad hatter after sneaking out tho #so it makes up for it but also.... ooh boy.)#c: batman: haunted knight | madness #jim gordan #barbara gordon #ask to tag #i guess ? its nothing violent or anything but it is a family argument and i know how those sensitivities can be.#no judgement ever if u need it or smthn else tagged or suggest one; i promise. dm me or send on anon and ill do it :)#id in alt btw :)

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a-usernamelol · 5 months ago

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i know i talk big talk about the queerphobia in this fandom but at some point someone remind me to make an in depth analysis post about the ageism in this fandom. I’m not like mad or anything- I like to try to be chill about things, but I swear EVERY time people find out I’m not in my 30s or up I’m looked at completely differently. It’s incredibly fascinating and frustrating because even some of my closest friends in this fandom do it time to time. (No hate ofc usually when I point it out it gets corrected) but it’s absolutely fascinating to me. Is it that RARE for someone to be younger then 30 in this fandom? And if so, WHY does it matter so much when fandom itself is curated by the user? Like. I’m not 8 years old stop treating me like I am. Just because I don’t like reading about dick doesn’t mean I can’t talk about it.

I’m 20. By the way. In America. I’m not even old enough to drink legally in my state.

Again, not a hate post. More of a “oof this is tiring bro” post. I’m REALLY tired of it but like. What can I do? You don’t like that I’m not in my thirties? Block me I guess. I’m still here man

Also, genuinely curious of someone has an answer: is it actually that shocking for someone to be a young adult in this fandom, or even a teenager or hell, a child? I’m very curious WHY there’s always a double take when I bring up my age, and WHY people generally treat me a little- shall I say- “dumber”- like I have less understanding of the world.

it both frustrates me and fascinates me to no end, really.

#No shade or nothing its just a problem I never get seen brought up #And its a genuine issue at least for me #Im FINE with “being the child of the group” jokes #I have a few moots ill leave anon who do that #But like. Beyond that. It gets. Weird. Like. Ageism but reverse? Where because I’m a decade younger then the “expected age range”#Im treated less intellectually sound? For some reason? Its very tiring #Meh ill leave it at that #Wont even tag HL. dont want to #This is more for me to see in the morning and remember to do an in depth analysis on it #since i have a few first hand accounts #That or to bunch it in with my queerphobia hl awareness #Whichever I decide is more fitting when i wake up lol

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