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distortedplatinum · 1 year ago

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crying on metal songs is my hobby apparently

#everytime i listen to ne obliviscaris i cry #its been 5 years #but theyre so good oh my gooooood #im fucking obsessed with the violin #and xenoyrs screams #OUR CHILDREEEEEN... PAINTERS THEY AAAAAARE #can you hear the redrum pounding? the heartbeat of many as one #curator... father... what have we become?#these lines remember me a lot of aleksei and dimitri #i should draw a comic based on this #no im joking ill never do it #maybe..

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choccy-milky · 2 months ago

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herbology class 🌹🌿 (from chap 2 of my fic!)

#his alliteration/pun combo is even more lame in the actual chap bc seb holds up a dittany seed as he says this #bro had the dad jokes before he even became a dad😔👌#alliterations are just how they flirt.....losers...and i notice them EVERYWHERE now too. ive cursed myself #also MY ONESHOT IS LIKE 70-80% DONE I THINK?? im 30k words in but i might end up making it 2 chaps instead #idk im still deciding..itll depend on if i find a cutoff point that im happy with. cuz right now i dont like splitting it anywhere LOL #but maybe ill do it and release the first part just so that i can get it out and then finish the latter half later...decisions decisions #also now that im done my fic i also wanna draw a bunch of the earlier scenes i never did like this one #so weird drawing seb and clora not together yet tho LOL esp for seb. like damn there was a time u COULDNT just smooch clora?? nightmare....#i also almost drew clora wearing her hairclip SO many times by mistake LOL. thats the plus side of pre-seblora tho. dont gotta draw it🤪#hogwarts legacy #hphl #sebastian sallow #sebastian sallow x oc #sebastian sallow x mc #clora clemons #sebastian x mc #choccyart #mirabel garlick #hogwarts legacy fanfiction

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st4rstudent · 8 days ago

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my contribution to that one text screenshot

featuring more of the Cone

#clemart #ttcc #toontown corporate clash #winndoe #Winn Dos #Doe Vinci #Mac Opsys #stupid idiot rabbit interrupts beautiful yuri. lets kill him.#it feels like 5000 years since I've drawn winn. im sorry winn... and doe. ive let you down #this might be a little ooc for doe idk but i have to make the textpost work. okay. i have to.#please my families on the line theyre going to hurt me if i dont make this joke #ill never see my wife and children again #my shoulder hurts i speedran all of the rendering in like 4 hours #the paintings are screenshots from the actual toon hall i just sized them up crazy style and put an overlay on them #i didnt feel like actually drawing paintings sorry #the thumbnails for this were actually a slop drawing. i was originally just going to do a slop comic

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grecoromanyaoi · 5 months ago

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hm i was wondering. do u prefer british or american humor (as represented thru comedy shows/movies)? (feel free to elaborate in the tags and/or reblog for sample size)

#ill elaborate in a bit #imo a lot of mainstream american humor or at least what i see exists in a sort of. edgelord/''snowflake'' (for lack of a better term) binar #*from the last decade or so that is #where u can either tell any joke u want n b as rude as offensive as u can on purpose OR never joke abt anything that can even slightly #inconvenience anyone in any way or abt anything that has ever hurt anyone which. im not a fan of either approach #n while yes while there r british edgelords (like ricky gervais 4 example) n a lot of popular stuff can b rly offensive #i think they generally balance it a lot better? or at least try n balance it? idk #bc at the end of the day anything u do can offend ppl. u just gotta try ur best to b respectful while still being funny #n im not saying that as anything against ''snowflakes'' or ''snowflake'' humor its just a different approach to comedy

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payjaydaily · 7 months ago

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Payjayily: #11 - 14

sorry guys for no daily yaoi I've been really unmotivated. yes this is a 9/11 joke please forgive me I had no ideas

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satorisoup · 4 months ago

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people will think im ordinary until they say one (1) thing about tmnt and all of a sudden im explaining the entire lore starting from the 1990’s movie & why donatello is the best turtle i fear… T^T

tag limit fights me… i must yap… please listen… SOB </3

#tmnt yap in the taggies !!#would you believe me if i said my cat is named after donnie… teehee !! ^_^#i have been a tmnt lover since i was the ripe age of 6 years old SOBSOB #i used to write bf headcanons on wattpad way long ago… thats where my love for writing started i fear…#i probably have more tmnt merch than i do anime merch which is soso crazy to think about PHEW !!!#notebooks cups plushies legos shirts pajamas stickers tins action figs keychains name something and i have it… is that weird… SOB #im not joking when i say i know the entire lore and could explain everything from start to finish… FOR EACH AND EVERY REBOOT EVER…. wowza…#other than rottmnt because i’ve never been a fan of that reboot sigh…#the only reason donatello hamato isnt on my blorbie list is because i do not want to seem out of touch… he used to be there though !! :3 #also i love raph too sigh #i fear donnie was my start to my love for nerdy men… raph was for the mean ones… cough cough akaashi and bakugo #tall lanky men… yeah hes a turtle… i know… let me speak… pls… i beg… T^T #tmnt 2012 will always be my star my light my beloved #i can recite every single episode </3 ALSO THE 2014 & 2017 MOVIES DONT GET ME STARTED i have them on dvd :3 #i also have the 1990’s movies on dvd teehee theyre sososososoo good T^T my comfort franchise forever and always #i may always speak of anime but just know tmnt will always be the start of it all and my most beloved <3 its everything to me #also i was and still am an avid tmnt 2012 april oneil hater someone get her out of there i loathe her >:/#was never a supa big fan of leo im very sorry… idk who im sorry to… where are my tmnt fans… am i alone in this world… hello… tmnt fans…#omigosh im back after looking at my old wattpad story IM GIGGLING why was the writing kinda good… it was first person though sigh… goodness #i should create my own tmnt yap tag i fear… i will never shut up about it EVER SOBSOBSOB !! i even had a tmnt party when i was younger </3 #donnie ( & mikey ) are so misunderstood UGH i could yap about the lore all day. donnie deserved more recognition he was always doing so muc #FOR ALL of his brothers and they never appreciated it… ill cry right now. donnie you will always be famous to me. april doesnt deserve you.#raph and his temper are so misunderstood too like please. always making him the bad guy HE JUST WANTS TO BE A GOOD BROTHER HES JUST AWKWARD #remembering when i had a crush on a guy names joseph in first grade and he liked tmnt too… joseph just know we were soulmates… i promise </#i used to go up to the tv and kiss the screen when donnie showed up. i was like 6 years old tho its okay… still sleep with my stuffie tho.#thank you to my yaya for buying me that when i had the flu hes still in perfect condition SOB donatello i love you so much UGH im crying #‘thats a mutant turtle ew !!’ HE IS VERY BEAUTIFUL AND LOVEABLE TO ME. YOU WOULDNT UNDERSTAND EVERYPONY </3 nia reference woah hi nia :3 #whos in favor of tmnt. raise your hands up high so i can see them. im giggling. tmnt lovers rise we sha’ll prosper… WE RIDE AT DAWN 🦅🦅🦅#is this like totally crazy of me… has anyone read this far… if you have jusy know i love you. i cherish you. you are my everything <3 #₍ᐢ..ᐢ₎ — lene’s latest gossip .ᐟ

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yardsards · 4 days ago

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"they never dated but they ARE exes" is such a funny relationship for two characters to have. very awkward relationship to have irl tho

#eliot posts #it still IS a little funny irl tho #i visoted her last night cuz i was in town and the vibe was so weird #it's like. we had an EXPLOSIVE breakup years ago and we're on amicable terms now but there's just the past kinda hanging there in the air #im no longer upset about the stuff she did to me but i AM still a lil sore abt how she hurt our other friends #but sometimes i still talk to her out of... idk. nostalgia or something?#idk if it's the same thing driving her to keep talking to me or what #i don't think she holds any ill feelings towards me cuz she admitted she was totally in the wrong for pretty much everything #and the worst i did was be TOO loyal and enable her but at the same time she thinks she'd be worse off if i didn't do all that back then idk #sometimes i wonder if she wants our old relationship but but i've made it clear we'll never be able to go back there #sidenote: her actual ex boyfriend (who i am still besties with and love so much) is the one that started the joke that me and her are exes #he was like ''i think she's not just MY ex girlfriend she's OUR ex girlfriend'' when i was telling my roommate about her #(and then i told her about that and she laughed and agreed that yeah. we basically ARE exes)#her actual ex/my bestie won't talk to her at all anymore and he's totally within his rights to do that #i actually asked him a few years ago if he was okay with me talking to her before i messaged her cuz i didn't wanna risk hurting him #anyway yeah. it's weird #seeing her left me with a lot of feelings that aren't exactly bad just Weird. idk.

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ty-bayonet-betteridge · 8 months ago

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3l!grian is frequently depicted as a tragic figure and sometimes i wonder if we even watched the same series

#like yes he is tragic. every character in the series is tragic but i think hes easily the least tragic of the winners #(except maybe cleo. i have my own thoughts about how cleos victory plays into her core themes and why its not as joyous or triumphant as #cleo the players and the fandom at large make it seem that i will have to make a real post about at some point)#grian dies Laughing. he smiles and calls it a dual victory before the final fight. his last words are “its been amazing.”#to me Grians arc is about how he came in with this sense of mirth. had it ripled away by the reality when his joke gets Scar killed.#and then rediscovers it as he learns that the horror of their circumstances doesn't need to keep him from delight #plus also ive never seen a man more delighted to explode three of his friends #ill also bring up that Martyns lore has Grian involved in the games explicitly to COMBAT the angst #that Grians inherent silliness and joy makes the players less hopeless as they meet their endings #and theres obviously parts of martyns lore i can take or leave but this is one area where Eyes and Ears lines up very well with what actions #the characters take and so im happy to bring it up #unlike other parts such as “limlife pearl and cleo retained more trauma between seasons than any player has before”#which i do directly refute as it doesn't seem to line up with the way the characters act and the story plays out #thats for another post though #my point here is 3l grian was having the time of his life and i think there are some fanon interpretationd that disregard that #which theyre free to do im definitely someone who has ignored canon plenty of times in the past (glances at worm)#but i think this is the sort of thing that makes the canon more interesting and compelling #anyway. um. rambled longer than i meant to there #grian #trafficblr #3rd life #3rd life smp #3lsmp

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sundial-bee-scribbles · 3 months ago

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i dont usually post random snippets like this but everyone PLS listen to chii she is adorable 🥺🐟

#my video lol #openutau #choubi chii #gekiyaku #kazehiki #cause they're here too. IG. 🙄#i might delete this later idk. i do this a lot with my sillies i just listen to them sing random files i have saved lol 😭#and yes this is the same ust i used for genbu's conchita cover lmao. funny joke about goldfish being opportunistic feeders idk #i had downloaded chii months earlier but only just properly installed her recently lmao. AND UEEE FISH GIRL 🥺🐟#i literally never see anyone talk abt her and like fair sure cause kuzutokaze's other utaus are more famous and she only came out in 2020 #i might be biased bc i love aquatic creature theme but SHES CUTEE cmon pls i wish more people noticed her...#i do wanna do stuff w/ her at some point but problem is i have no ideas lmao :') i need to keep testing #also this is what some stuff sounds like with absolutely 0 mixing or proper rendering stuff (in this case the shitty default resampler LOL)#not good tbh. but good enough to give me serotonin when i am depresseddd. sing for me little goobers #the default resampler doesnt do her complete justice im sure and one day maybe ill do smthn better w/ her (to the best of my ability)

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patrice-bergerons · 9 months ago

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Do you remember that insane Bergy and Marchy interview from last year, which among many other things, featured this exchange?

Anyway I was going thru my bergy tag last night when I came across this other article snippet from 2019

THIS IS THE BASEMENT MARCHY WANTS TO MOVE INTO

#boston bruins #brad marchand #patrice bergeron #marcheron #I HAVE CONNECTED THE DOTS #but god i do go so insane over rpf lore when im in the trenches #good luck to us all #but also its one thing to say ill move into your normal craopy basement haha (clearly a joke)#and another when the basement is in fact designed to accommodate a lodger #which is to say also a joke but i doubt the first time this thought occurred to marchy was during that interview #like when you know your hockey soulmate is retiring in a few months #and then you will never get to have those road trips that liminal time when the only two ppl who exist in the world is you and him #bc you both have families and it is just not done #and you look at your friends basement and one part of you #who is maybe already missing him as he sits next to you thinks-

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abrahamvanhelsings · 7 months ago

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imagining the things graham gore could and would have done to edward little's cervix had he lived a little longer

#man of unparalleled confidence good grace and good humour versus god's perfect little sub who's always trying his bestest #joke post but im something is cooking in my brain abt their potential dynamic actually.#there's some real potential between them i know it. ned's awkwardness and sense of duty versus graham's natural charm and grace #and overall stability as a person. they could be something to each other #< making things up about men who never interact where we see them do it #the terror #you say to me 'curry you're just describing jfj' no see jfj is half a front hiding deep seated insecurities #gore on the other hand. i think of him as a man who was rly completely at ease w/ himself and his position in the world #ned would be like admiring him feeling a little inferior probably #and gore would be like you're kind of awkward but in a cute way and you have a good heart ill take u under my wing. ur better than u think #going to stop now nobody cares abt this crack ship lmao. but i do

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martyrbat · 2 years ago

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madness – batman: haunted knight

#debating which way i want to go with my tags #do i make a joke or do i have a ransom moment that makes my mutuals mildly concern #hes still a dilf because the D still stands for dad. not always a good dad but a dad never the less.#ill still suck his dick silly style but im not happy about it.#(went joke moment to give my mutuals a break and also because #he does apologize and admit hes wrong & fixes it after she literally gets kidnapped and held hostage by mad hatter after sneaking out tho #so it makes up for it but also.... ooh boy.)#c: batman: haunted knight | madness #jim gordan #barbara gordon #ask to tag #i guess ? its nothing violent or anything but it is a family argument and i know how those sensitivities can be.#no judgement ever if u need it or smthn else tagged or suggest one; i promise. dm me or send on anon and ill do it :)#id in alt btw :)

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a-usernamelol · 3 months ago

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i know i talk big talk about the queerphobia in this fandom but at some point someone remind me to make an in depth analysis post about the ageism in this fandom. I’m not like mad or anything- I like to try to be chill about things, but I swear EVERY time people find out I’m not in my 30s or up I’m looked at completely differently. It’s incredibly fascinating and frustrating because even some of my closest friends in this fandom do it time to time. (No hate ofc usually when I point it out it gets corrected) but it’s absolutely fascinating to me. Is it that RARE for someone to be younger then 30 in this fandom? And if so, WHY does it matter so much when fandom itself is curated by the user? Like. I’m not 8 years old stop treating me like I am. Just because I don’t like reading about dick doesn’t mean I can’t talk about it.

I’m 20. By the way. In America. I’m not even old enough to drink legally in my state.

Again, not a hate post. More of a “oof this is tiring bro” post. I’m REALLY tired of it but like. What can I do? You don’t like that I’m not in my thirties? Block me I guess. I’m still here man

Also, genuinely curious of someone has an answer: is it actually that shocking for someone to be a young adult in this fandom, or even a teenager or hell, a child? I’m very curious WHY there’s always a double take when I bring up my age, and WHY people generally treat me a little- shall I say- “dumber”- like I have less understanding of the world.

it both frustrates me and fascinates me to no end, really.

#No shade or nothing its just a problem I never get seen brought up #And its a genuine issue at least for me #Im FINE with “being the child of the group” jokes #I have a few moots ill leave anon who do that #But like. Beyond that. It gets. Weird. Like. Ageism but reverse? Where because I’m a decade younger then the “expected age range”#Im treated less intellectually sound? For some reason? Its very tiring #Meh ill leave it at that #Wont even tag HL. dont want to #This is more for me to see in the morning and remember to do an in depth analysis on it #since i have a few first hand accounts #That or to bunch it in with my queerphobia hl awareness #Whichever I decide is more fitting when i wake up lol

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charmac · 1 month ago

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[meme of that one fish from SpongeBob voice]

Wait you people actually DON'T genuinely dislike Rob as a person (as opposed to as an artist) I thought that WASN'T a joke

/gen (i do genuinely dislike him lol I just tolerate him cuz he's decent at his job and isn't actively causing harm, at least not on the scale of SOME ppl (eg jkr))

This ask is confusing to me, ngl I don't know Spongebob very well so idk the tone, but I don't really think this is a "you people" kind of thing here, just my opinion(s), which you really can't lump into the majority of the fandom (or really anyone else at all)

I'm pretty sure when most people in this fandom speak about liking/disliking RCG they do mean as creatives, where the "like" comes from the positives they've given us with their projects (mostly Sunny) and the "dislike" is the negatives they've given or contributed creatively. To a smaller extent people have decided if they like/dislike RCG as people based on their personalities and the opinions they've shared on the Podcast, and to another extent what they see from or hear about them on socials..

My feelings are muddied because of my personal experiences, which is funny because I've seen quite a few people express that's why they never want to meet these guys, and I think that's totally legit because having met Rob and had conversations with him, my perspective is forever a little warped (and don't ask about Glenn or Charlie cos that's truly fucked)

But for the most part, yes people generally dislike Rob as a person but tolerate him for what he birthed (Sunny) and does creatively, lol, that's the general fandom opinion and similar to mine, which I thought I had expressed but maybe I didn't do it properly? So to be clear: most of my "like" for Rob lies in what he has done and given us in Sunny (and to an extent Mythic Quest, as well) and most of my "dislike" lies in... most else he's doing right now

#my other bias that's always existed toward rob sucks to say but we have pretty similar personalities #i think in part bc he has the same kinda adhd as i do lol but .. yeah yikes we are similar in many ways #so that probably/maybe contributes to my “like” of him as a person #but thats REALLY a love hate thing cos I hate myself yk #so yeah. erm. its complicated for me. but for most people i think its exactly what youre saying #which is also where i sat/sit with forever-existed side of . yikes i see myself in him #and an added topping of. fuck now i like. have experiences with him.#also he keeps giving me things #if he lets mac and dennis keep the inflatable furniture.. he gets another point in the like column #if they dont have inflatable furniture still hes on my shitlist #see how my opinions are untrustworthy? im too close.#im definitely not to be the fandom sayer of RCG opinions #cos give me Charlie ill tell you defend that man with your life. he has never done wrong.#thats barely a joke seriously its bad #dont meet your faves now you're in it so deep you cannot be an unbiased opinion haver... sigh #jk so worth it forever worth it #ask #rcg #rob mcelhenney

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heeliopheelia · 6 months ago

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there isnt a worse feeling than when a guy in a tank top wraps his arm around you and you can feel his sweaty pit hair on your skin

#im still fucking shivering ew #told my bf to never do that again or ill move out LMAOOO #im joking im joking #am i tho #like bae i get it its hot outside but GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME #yapptown ᯓᡣ𐭩

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cozystars · 6 months ago

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those who live under the nowhere stratus of varying morality

#nowhere stratus #im not sure if im keeping madretierra as is i might keep it as the many fake states i made up lol #oh alt history never leave me #two brothers that are super normal and dodge :)#ill do write ups before i leave. im just happy i got a majority of them done before then!#dodge #riley #gabe #any jojo jokes and ur getting bit. by me/j......i think JHDSJFKFDS #cosmo creates #illustrations #character design #original characters

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