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I'm so sorry I have to ask this, I'm sorry if it's been cleared up before but I just followed you so, your url. are you literally-fucking-Spiderman, or... you know... literally "fucking" Spiderman?
why not both
#LMFAOOO#no i'm kidding anon#thank you for this one it got a good chortle out of me#i'm actually asexual#asexual#it's just an inside joke because whenever someone would ask me where i'd been#i'd say “i'm literally fucking spider-man where d'you think i've been”#anon#thank you lmaooo#pin#ask#The URL Saga™
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HYUNJIN ♡ KCON HI-5 EYE CONTACT CAM For anon ♡
#stray kids#hwang hyunjin#bystay#staysource#createskz#dancerachasource#staydaily#skzco#vilmatrack#melontrack#staytay#mimotag#userbeepls#usertsu#bitsforkitts#userjinnie#*mine#for the anon!! sorry it took me ages to gif hyuni for you 💔 but my exam was kicking my ass (literally)#spent forever looking for a video that was cute and good quality#settled for this one#poor thing lost in 2 seconds at keeping eye contact bc minho flirted with him jdfjfdnf#kinda popped off with this sharpen i'm ngl i like it
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Why menstrate at all?
I mean I'd womenstrate but it's way harder and pays less
#What does this mean anon#I mean I could take birth control but I don't wanna fuck with my mental health more than I have to now I'm stable and happy#And a hysterectomy is possible but I'm not sure if I wanna be a bio dad or not yet#So the remaining option is like#Hold it in???#Just say no like a DARE kid?#What#What do I have
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i love to see people who are like "you can talk about csa but not around minors that's gross!" like idk how to tell you this but. who do you think is getting csa'd. i'll give you a hint: the first letter in csa does not stand for "adult"
#nnstuff#was browsing the tmnt competition cuz i havent paid attention to it much#and that anon made me laugh#that anon was prolly a kid too but like still. its funny. i dont blame them for thinking that#i just think its funny is all#anyway good on the mod for being very level headed about stuff#they're doing a good job and i'm proud of them even if it's not how i'd handle things- cuz i am an adult who is used to talking about CSA#and they're a kid who is clearly uncomfortable with it and definitely could've responded way worse than they did#csa tw
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Macaque as Emily from the corpse bride could be good!
With Wukong as Victor
mac: "i think my costume is accurate."
wukong already pushing mac into the ground: "not accurate enough."
sorry it took me so long orz
#lets go anons lets go!!#ask imp#i think i'll try to get as much art done or started before the year ends idk if i do i might just stream or something i'm not sure lol#i also dont want to burn myself out so we'll see lol#lego monkie kid#art#lmk sun wukong#six eared macaque#lmk macaque#lmk#halloween doodles 2024#lego shadowpeach#lmk shadowpeach#shadowpeach#halloween 2024#sun wukong#lego monkey king#monkey king#lmk fanart#fanart#lego monkie kid fanart
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do you have any webcomic suggestions?
Oh, do I! :D I'll keep the descriptions short, otherwise I'll talk about each of these for a million years.
Warrior Cats:
The Average Adventures of Genericpaw - parody comic. But watch out.
The Exiled - Fishpaw. Murder mystery.
Follow Your Heart - Sootpaw. Personal drama.
Meandering - River. Slowburn romance.
Saltburn's Clan - Saltburn. Pinepaw's cool butch lesbian aunt.
Convocations - Elkmask. Political drama. Biggest inspiration to The Dog Star.
Other:
Wilde Life - supernatural dramedy.
Wychwood - magical post-apocalypse.
The Glass Scientists - Jekyll & Hyde retelling.
Tiger, Tiger - swashbuckling magic adventure.
Little Tiny Things - French slice of life.
Paranatural - ghost fighting teens. Also, the inspiration for PATFW's "journal style". Also, Hijack.
Phantomarine - magical ghost adventures.
Awkward Zombie - gamer comic strips.
Sakana - fish market dramedy. Yuudai.
Skin Deep - cryptids comedy.
Dumbing of Age - daily college dramedy. Gave me the worst hyperfixation of my life.
The Order of the Stick - D&D adventure. My favorite comic ever created.
How To Be a Werewolf - werewolf drama.
Fairmeadow - fantasy hippie drama.
Lackadaisy - bootlegger cats. You've seen the animated pilot.
The Property of Hate - TV head guy.
Too Familiar - magical animal companions.
I'm With You - goat people romance.
The Carpet Merchant of Konstantiniyya - sweet vampire romance.
XKCD - it's XKCD.
Vainglorious - dragon adventures.
Bybloemen - demons committing financial fraud. Gorgeous artwork.
Bicycle Boy - amnesiac in a post-apocalypse.
Novae - supernatural historical romance.
Never Satisfied - magical teen drama. It's on hiatus right now.
Monster Pulse - teens with magic organs.
Children of the Light - magic squirrel drama.
To Catch A Star - sparklewolves.
Cursed Lights - magical animal people drama.
What Lurks Beneath - cat cult.
Rabbit Hole - bunny cult.
Villtur & Sarx - sci fi manga.
Best of Bad Decisions, The Doe of Deadwood, Repeat, I Didn't Know - Songdog comics. Probably the most influential creator on my comics.
Crushed Olive Branch - Shadowhunters gayboys.
Broken Crown - magic kingdom adventure.
Sleight of Hand - Fallout gayboys.
What Happens Next - internet teen thriller.
Golden Shrike - deer adventure.
The Pale - Twin Peaks adjacent.
Un/Bound - magical road trip.
Apocalyptic Horseplay - modern horseman of the apocalypse.
There are many more, of course, but these are some of my favorites, and the ones I could remember at the moment.
#ask#anon#chatter#webcomic jones over here#i'm not kidding either i could talk about each of these so much
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OKAY NOW U NEED TO DRAW THE WHOLE 141 IN F1 CARS WHICH TEAM DO THINK THEYD BE IN😆😆😆
ferrari ftw cuz THAT'S THE ONLY TEAM I KNOW, ANON!!!!
#i almost said “Dinoco” like ya know........ in Cars HSASASHASHAHHSA#just because i watched F1 as a kid doesn't automatically mean i know anything about it LMAO IM SORRY ANON#and i'm not really gonna go outta my way to do research cuz my sister will see and she will mock me afterwards#BUT!! i'll probably draw the bois in racing suits in the future tho!! i'll take note of that!!#answered asks#anon#my art#2024#call of duty#task force 141#tf141#tf 141
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The Hawaiian language doesn't attach gender to pronouns, but it does have a complex set of relational pronouns, so you can use a particular pronoun to note for example "all of us (except for that guy)"
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#aw don't exclude that guy what did he do?#this is fascinating it's almost three in the morning and I'm staring at a wall and marveling how languages work#answered#anonymous#I don't know if you're just sharing a cool fact or if you speak Hawaiian yourself anon#but either way it launched me back into another Hawaii-related rabbit hole that I really can't afford right now#I've been having this slow burn interest in Hawaiian history/nature/indigenous culture since I was a kid#and I don't mean to sound silly but I just love the way the language sounds it's so melodic and dense and instantly recognizable#zapped with free serotonin whenever it gets mentioned anywhere
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Hiya, I was reading your "how txt would sound in bed" post and was wondering if you could do the same for Stray kids :)
Your writing is amazing, thank you so much💙✌️
starting off with channie, he's not too loud i don't think.
he is very breathy and kinda more on the throaty side. that's just when he's trying to be quiet though, when you're in his studio and the boys are in the next room or and your hand just feels so good moving up and down his sensitive cock, he feels like he's losing his mind.
he isn't too much louder when you're alone but i do feel like he would be so much more whiny and when he's not whining, he's moaning and he moans with his accent and dear lord.
lixie's moans would be so pretty, so deep and rich omg. just like his deep voice normally, his moans would be the exact same.
but also in my heart and soul i think that if he got into it (if you played with his nipples), his voice would get several octaves higher.
he'd keen and mewl a lot, getting so much more vocal when he's about to cum, whining high and cute.
he'll be going red when you point it out, fucking hell imagine him with sweater paws, getting fucked out of his mind but you saying his moans are the cute is the most embarrassing thing in this moment and he just covers his face with the sweater paws with a cute little 'stoooop'.
honestly, hyunjin took me a little while because i couldn't figure it out. after some contemplation though i've come to a conclusion,
he'd be kinda a middle range in volume, not too loud or too quiet, but that changes depending on the situation.
he really is a performer and that doesn't change in bed at all. even if he's getting railed so hard he's seeing stars he still keeps note of exactly what sets you off.
exactly which noises he makes seem to illicit that hungry look in your eye. he changes based on what you like, plays with you by using it against you. whether you like him quieter or louder (you better like him louder or i don't trust you) he notices and then it's just a game to see how long it is until he starts making them in a non-sexual way in your normal life, waiting for the moment you'll snap and fuck him against the kitchen counter.
now my sweet little brat lee know would grunt and groan a lot pretty quietly because he doesn't want to moan and let you know how good he feels.
when he gets really close though or falls into subspace, he just gets so completely overwhelmed with pleasure that he really can't care anymore, utterly debauched sounds falling from those puffy lips, all swollen from how much he's bitten them. super loud and super ruined, any and every curse under the sun gasped or whined out.
it's really adorable to see him going from somewhat composed, but clearly trying his best to stay that way and then just melt away with the pleasure, dissolving into a mess, a slave to the sensations that you give him<33
the cute little puppy seungmin, he pants a lot, whimpers a bit, akin to a puppy-
but he isn't that loud in general, he'll have to place his mouth right by your ear for you to hear his tiny mewls and whispers for more, honestly it's pretty perfect for when you're pegging him in mating press or missionary, and his face is buried into your neck
he'll happily make himself a bit louder just for you but only if you ask him nicely-and only if puppy gets a reward
my little perv jisung, babygirl's a shrieker for sureee, gasping, moaning, screaming, losing the very concept of composure, thoughts a jumbled mess just because of how good you make him feel.
gives zero fucks for anyone else around-i've said it a million times and i'll say it again, there is not a single ounce of concern for common decency when he moans out loudly from the vibrating plug up his ass in a public area.
dirty talker 10000%, learned it all from the absolutely sinful-*sigh*, just check his browser search history. baby's got a mouth on him and will not shut up unless you gag him.
he also definitely gets upset when you tell him that he has to be quiet, pouting and maybe even shedding a tear, asking why you don't wanna hear his noises.
binnie, he would sound so cuteee-
it really depends where you are because he's really shy and if you're anywhere that people would possibly walk in on you (gym locker room) it's gonna be heavy breathing and the tiniest n e e d i e s t little 'please' e v e r
and he isn't that loud to begin with but when you're in private, just the two of you, looking up at you with the sweetest cutest doe eyes in the world,
then he really feels like he can lose himself into all of the sensations, he loses it real quick tbh just of how sensitive he is and can hardly bring himself to be quiet.
and lastly, with innie, poor baby just gets so overwhelmed and so flustered, he'll try to cover his face and muffle his moans until you pull his hands away (or tie them over his head). even then though he won't let you really hear him, biting his lip or swallowing the moan crawling up his throat
he'll try to bury his face into your skin, trying to distract himself, take his mind off of how good he feels while marking you all up,
when he finally does let you hear him though-it really should be a crime that he didn't let you sooner, absolutely heavenly, absolutely sinful, wholly and utterly delectable. soft whimpers and full moans, ughhhh.
#inbox💌#i'm glad you enjoy my writing anon!#stray kids hard thoughts#hard thoughts#stray kids smut#stray kids#stray kids x reader#sub bang chan#bang chan smut#sub felix#felix smut#hyunjin smut#sub hyunjin#lee know smut#sub lee know#sub seungmin#seungmin smut#han jisung smut#sub han jisung#sub changbin#changbin smut#in smut#sub innie#sub in#sub jeongin#jeongin smut
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QUEUE CHECKLIST
[pt: Queue Checklist /end pt]
... will get updated every once in a while! Also hidden below the cut due to the amount of requests!
In the queue waiting is:
Spider Gang (Music Collective)
Silent Hill (Universe)
Helldivers 2
The Magnus Archives
Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU)
DC Cinematic Universe
My Demon (Kdrama)
Needy Streamer Overload
Stardew Valley
Honkai Star Rail
Hellpoint
Alien vs. Predators
Cookie Run (Franchise)
OneShot
Critical Role
Castlevania
Markiplier Cinematic Universe
Gravity Falls
Palworld
Stray Kids (Kpop)
Soul Eater
Bendy And The Ink Machine (Universe)
Shakespeare
Ace Attorney
Kid Icarus
Slimecicle Cinematic Universe
Signalis
LGBTQ+
Kancolle
Loop SMP
Parkour Civilization
Warframe
Jacksepticeye Cinematic Universe
Sherlock BBC
Dimension 20
Friends (/factives, not the show)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2012)
Tiger X Bunny
Just Shapes And Beats
Puyo Puyo
Tale Of The Nine Tailed
Wuthering Waves
Alter Ego (Mobile Game)
Warhammer
What Remains Of Edith Finch
My Little Pony
Rabbit And Steel
GrayStillPlays
Magic The Gathering
Epic The Musical
Azur Lane
Magical Girl Raising Project
Nevermore (Webtoon)
Destiny 2
Numbers
Remnant II
Vermintide I and II
Mr. Robot
Severance
Sailor Moon
Eddsworld
Kingdom Hearts
Dead By Daylight
Arknights
Kamen Rider
Ni No Kuni
Arrow (TV Show)
Nimona
RWBY
I'm The Grim Reaper (Webtoon)
Welcome To Demon School Iruma-kun! (Mairimashita Iruma-kun)
Call Of Duty
Plants Vs Zombies (Original Game)
#Actually Plural (The Tag)
The Concept Of Math
The Evillious Chronicles
Cry Of Fear
Kingdom Hearts
Family Members
Resident Evil (Franchise)
Lego Ninjago
Five Nights At Freddys (Rerun)
Umbrella Academy
Professor Layton
Helluva Boss
I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream
Zenless Zone Zero
JoJos Bizarre Adventure
Steven Universe
Warrior Cats
Fight Club (Rerun)
Bojack Horseman
Battle For Dream Island
Spongebob Squarepants
House MD (Show)
Team Fortress 2
RanFren
Colors
Land Of The Lustrous
NomNomNami Games (Collectively)
Pressure (Roblox)
The Amazing Digital Circus (TADC)
The Coffin Of Andy And Leyley (TCOAAL)
Ic3speak (Band)
Baldurs Gate 3
Ensemble Stars / Enstars
Star Wars (Franchise)
Kirby (Franchise)
The Batfam
Tokyo Mew Mew
The Beatles
Osomatsu-san
Undertale AUs (generally)
Apps (like, on the phone)
Welcome Home
Dead Poets Society
Zero Day
Voices Of The World
ContentSMP (by DoctorR4t)
BigTop Burger (Show)
The Hunger Games
Doors (Roblox)
Percy Jackson
Shin Megami Tensei
Lucifer (Show)
#Do you guys understand my pain?#Do you understand what ita like to sort through 500 asks?#KIDDING#I'm glad people enjoy this blog#The stuff in (brackets) is more for me then it is for you#Stuff gets put randomly sometimes though I try to stick in order unless its BIG asks#or you mention my SPINs#;#this was requested by an anon - i hope this helps you somehow!#a lot of work#;;;;;;#queue checklist
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May I ask for more of the Twins?
Idk I just like them and Yes I came back after crying about the Ithaca saga for like days.
(If so, I might just lay on my bed and read or look at the art you might make and maybe yap about a crazy,funny, and actually kinda nice fanfic.)
-That one anon who originally asked for the twins. :)
Super happy to hear you're enjoying the AU, dear anon! Since Sky's on break, I'll be taking over and answering your ask as his second in command :3 I'm not sure what exactly you'd want to know, so I guess I'll give you this instead XD
Meet Aspa: Ody's and Poseidon's child
They're a small, nonbinary devil XD I know what you're probably thinking, but no; Ody wasn't the one who got pregnant this time. It was actually Poseidon. And nope, he didn't get knocked up the traditional way. Aspa was the product of blood mixing (during six hundred strike, some of Ody's blood seeped into Poseidon's open wounds, mixed with his ichor and ended up getting him pregnant). They're super attached to Odysseus and a literal angel around him. Poseidon, however, gets the feral side. He's honestly just their stress ball that they bite and chew on. Their design was inspired by beta fish and catfish :333 If you have any specific questions about the twins, feel free to ask either me ( @shinedoitsulikeabright ) or @axt-bs since we worked on it together :3 If you'd like to know more about Aspa, you can either ask here or you could ask me (at least while Sky's on hiatus).
#FEAST YOU FREAKS#we won't rest until we've given all of these mfs kids#sky really does spoil us all huh......#and yes that's that same ody plushie that one of the anons gave poseidon#y'all don't even know how feral i am over this baby#i'm nomming on them so hard actually#we're shoving our queer agenda down your throats#ody is totally not all cocky because aspa prefers him over posey#totally not#i say like a liar#SKY DRAWS.#SECOND IN COMMAND. / answered.#epic the musical#manwhore au#twins au#odysseus#poseidon#zeus#odyseidon#odyzeus#mpreg tw#aspa#shinedoitsulikeabright#axt-bs
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Hello, I just wanted to tell you that I love how you write!!!!...and I was wondering if I could ask for Geo x friendly reader with everyone, only if it is possible 🙌
Serenity within Camaraderie (Geo x Friendly and Kind! MC/Reader)
Hope you enjoy Anon! ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
- Signed by biggest-geo-oogami-enjoyer
Camaraderie: mutual trust and friendship among people who spend a lot of time together.
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You were possibly one of the most amiable people to have ever lived.
You were kind, respectful, honest, sweet.
You treated everyone well...you made people feel hopeful, calm, content.
It wasn't for show either.
Your heart was gilded and gold, opulent and adorned with angels. Like you. You were an angel.
In Geo's cold, hardened heart, you were like a flame.
Hot tongues that wrapped around his frozen soul, warming it until the ice and numbness melted away.
When Crowe first introduced you to the group, Geo was sceptical.
Nobody was simply nice for the sake of it, there had to be an aim, a desire, a goal involved. (He has no self-worth)
He reacted more hostile to you in the beginning, he wanted you to leave, to have that stupid niceness leave.
He wanted you to avoid him, hell, even insulting him would make more sense.
Kindness? Showing him respect and caring for him because he fucking exists? His bullshit detector is blaring.
Will try and sus out anything remotely strange that you do, trying to see if you have ulterior motives...
Well, until he asks you. Maybe with a bit of an underlying threat. "What's your motive." "My what?" "Nobody is as nice and polite as you without wanting something." "I mean...yeah. I guess." "So what're you after? Money, influence-" "I just wanna be friends Geo! Jeez!"
After a while, Geo does notice how charmingly sweet you are.
No matter who it may be, you always treated people with kindness, with respect. You made people at ease with your friendliness.
So he starts to accept that might just be your nature.
You treat people the way you want to be treated, with kindness, love and respect.
Then he slowly starts to realise how popular you are.
And...well...he dislikes it.
Your attention is elsewhere, is it not? Always trying to help out others, trying to support and be the pillar for the skies that are the student body.
Geo wanted you to stick with the group, to stick with him.
He'd never confess that of course, but he would try to use his reputation and intimidation to slowly get people away from you, much to your dismay.
You often grew sad when people pushed you away, telling them that they simply were too busy for you.
Well, except his group, along with his stupid brother and his friend.
So, despite his plans working, he decides to let you be as long as he his group are your priority.
Your favourites.
Your best friends.
He wants you to get attached, because then you won't go.
You won't abandon him for the hundreds of other people whom adore and cherish you.
And soon, you don't.
You hang out with the group, you grow close to Brittney, Jess and Deryl, before slowly worming your way further into his gelid, stone heart.
He fears the effect you have, he fears what would happen if his stoic facade were to collapse under the weight of your benevolence.
He doesn't think he deserves to be cared for by you...but alas, you continue to be your amiable self.
You tell him things about your day, while he is slowly panning out all the priceless nuggets of information that he has on you.
He will eventually start being more open to you.
Well, as open as Geo can be.
But you don't mind, you're just happy he wants to talk to you.
And it warms his heart bit by bit.
Seeing your smile when you wave to him.
He wants more. And he'll get more.
Will he eventually realise his feelings? Debatable.
But he does care for you, and if you happen to like him back? He'll accept. Quietly. "So...uh...wanna. Ehem, uh. Do you wanna hang out...some...sometime?" "Fine...sure."
He will be a bit caught off guard. And frankly, can you blame him? He's never been loved a day in his life.
But you're gonna change that. Bit by bit.
And slowly, your warmth, your kindness, your friendliness cracks Geo(de)'s cold exterior more and more. Until little cracks form, and from those cracks you see slits of a beautiful heart of gold, one filled with love, but frozen under endless layers of 'security'.
You'll make sure he relearns, that he understands that he's perfect the way he is.
And he'll slowly, after a long time, start to believe it.
#reminder that geo is superior#tkatb#tkatb vn#geo subaru oogami#geo oogami#tkatb x reader#the kid at the back#i'm sorry for how long you had to await anon
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it is the pilots birthday !!! 🤍🌸🎉
It is! Can't believe it's been 31 years.
#lovely anons#they were babies#scully in her booster seat there in the car#31 years ago#like did people know their lives would change#these two fuckers here and the whole crew and the people deciding to give this show a chance#kids i'm too emotional this week
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... has enough time passed that I can bring up the idea of Rooster with a mullet yet?
(Think about it! Mullets were a thing in the 80s so Goose probably had one so maybe when his mum died he cut it into a mullet to feel closer to his parents????)
ANON,,, SAY LESS. SAY. LESS.
#top gun#thank u anon#you give me life#top gun maverick#bradley bradshaw#bradley rooster bradshaw#I'm so feral for this.#fanart#top gun fanart#i love drawing mullets are u kidding
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I think I must be a different breed of women, cause I think I actually find having a dick thrusted into my cervix to be a pleasurable feeling 🙈
Other evidence of my reasoning as to why I could handle strong monster dick…When I got my IUD, it felt like a bit of an inconvenience, rather than the death sentence pain a lot of other women tend to report. No numbing, drugs, or anything for the procedure. I just raw dogged it, and I was quite underwhelmed by the entire experience. I was fine walking back home from the medical place, and only got very light cramping a few days afterward 😋
Also I forgot to mention, but I found the bratty reader x politician yandere story to be especially hilarious to me personally because I actually performed something similar to one of the scenes 🤫
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Somehow the dots are starting to connect. Do tell me more. Make yourself comfortable.
Everyone else is invited to drop by in the comments and share their own reasoning of why monster fucking would work out for them. Today I'm hearing y'all out.
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