#no i love selina so much

[the-bat-bros]

Bruce wdym you don’t want your girlfriend bonding with your kids how else is she supposed to integrate into the family?

From the latest update of Wayne Family Adventures on Webtoons

[shihoerusu]

[brainwashedsmogbreathingprincess]

I feel like there's not enough selina headcannons, which is fair because she's painted as the main love interest in most media and gets content from that but I don't really see much acknowledgement of her as a member of the batfam within fandom. I'm serious I'll take anything

Strange lady in the house who miraculously spawns cats with her appearance doesn't really pitch in with the parenting but insists on cooking a family meal once a month, that she makes sure they all eat even if they're not in the same room.

Give me weird kinda aunty selina Kyle that used to come around and spoil the older kids when they were younger but the rest don't really know anything about her. Like

Dick: yeah remember when Selina used to come over for date nights and she'd sneak us one of her latest steals

Jason: oh yeah one time I got this massive ruby

Tim: how come I never got anything like that

Jason: *sighs* cause you're lame replacement

Give me stepmom Selina Kyle who Damien literally can't stand, she reacts like the fiance from parent trap. Each trying to annoy the other but she's the person he goes to when he's worried about his animals and she trusts him to help her rehabilitate strays.

Give me a female figure to check in on Cass from time to time even though she thinks she doesn't need it, cause almost everyone in that house uses 3in1 body wash and she can't let the girl suffer (this excludes Dick but you can't tell me that Bruce wouldn't just grunt something about efficency)

Selina spotting Stephanie and Duke around the city and having to remind them that, it doesn't matter that Bruce gave you that as a gift you know better than walking around the narrows with a 2k watch, and taking them shopping in whatever the US version of primark is.

She's grown so much from just a love interest. Just give me Selina and her relationship with the kids outside the context of being someone their dad dates. (I can only take so many "eww they're flirting" jokes)

[t00thpasteface]

i got a loaded imagination being fired by girls' talk

[onnahu]

Batman and Catwoman are making out on a rooftop - again. Jason Robin lands near them.

Robin: Ew, gross!

Batman: Robin.

Robin: Did you got rid of me only to chew face with Catwoman? And forgot about me?

Catwoman: Isn't he just terrible?

Robin: He is just that! And a hypocryte at it!

Catwoman: Oh?

Batman: Robin...

Robin: Yeah! Because it's seeminglu okay for him to fuck you-

Batman: Robin!

Robin: TO FUCK YOU, when I cant hang out with Nocturna! And she's legally my mom! Or not. I'm not sure, to be honest.

Catwoman: That's just unfair. I'll organise some tea with her. Step by my apartament any time.

Robin: *happy little dance*

~Later~

Bruce: Selina, stop trying to steal my child. One woman already tried it already.

Selina: I can't I'm afraid. It would destroy my street cred of the world greatest thief.

[carduelism]

Bruce Wayne and Selina Kyle

[susanoois]

My little bat boy in his 85th birthday 🦇 ♡

I saw an edit of Batman and Hello Kitty on Pinterest and decided to draw it.

[nighttimeaboardthepearl]

characters who usually appear dominant and intimidating on the outside/in public but are super gentle with their partner or even enjoy being submissive for them in private 🤝 characters who appear calm and shy in public but enjoy showing their more dominant side to their partner only

[vicontheinternet]

It will never sit right with me the way some of yall treat Talia vs Selena and Barbra vs Kory with Bruce and Dick respectfully in y’all’s fanfic it’s turned me off from those two ships almost completely

[greenarrowschili]

selina in batcape<3333

[poisonousquinzel]

women:')

[selinakyl-ee]

Repeat after me: If a man talks shit, then I own him nothing.

Men are losers.

[crim-bat]

Batcat can't get married because the status quo is their version of married. They get together, have a fight, separate, and a month later it's back to date night. They're never really exes or ever really off for any amount of time that actually amounts to a break up. Selina does her version of leaving to clear her head and Bruce mopes around in the year it's back to roof top chases again. Because again, they're more or less married in their way.

Brutalia meanwhile is much messier. They're exes. They have a child. They have pet names. He's killed her dad several times. She's been mind controlled. It's so much more complicated and if they actually sat down for a few hours they'd probably sort out their issues provided no one messed it up. They're both too early and too late for one another. It's a bodice ripper romance if they stayed in touch and the status quo hated them.

[hqbits]

me when i’m obsessed w a ship i literally made up

[shihoerusu]

Ship: Talina

Talia Al Ghul x Selina Kyle

[dracomalfoyrealwife]

i really badly need some bruce x selina fan fic recommendations please im begging pls pls