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astronnova · 2 months ago

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yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

#🧻 sharts #gravity falls #dipper pines #mabel pines #smokes a fat blunt. knocked this one out inbetween hw ive had this sketch laying around for AGES #edit: to the people pointing out they arent holding a bass #i am so sorry #LMFAOOO i used a free model online as a reference and figured electric guitars & basses looked similar #i dont play either of those instruments so …. my apologies ..

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knightofleo · 2 months ago

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t-...to-...toasty s'more mushrooms.....

#i am an orphan by the bakery window #also ma he's weaving again #amaury guichon #mushroom #mushrooms #and @anyone looking to chime in with another “um akshully ☝️🤓” in the notes; it's the -TOP PART- of the mushroom that's made of marshmallow

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macdenlover · 6 months ago

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it came to my realization that 99% of my fandom related headaches would be cured if everyone understood this

#making this at 2 am was like top 10 autism moment for me #this is helping me make sense of so many things hopefully it helps someone else too idk #user macdenlover drops badly drawn infographic media literacy rates skyrocket theres world peace #anyways #for sunny 1.5 is the sweet spot for me. a sexy medium rare if u will #but it completely depends on the piece of media #with supernatural i was a 2.5 on a good day.

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apocalypsegay · 3 months ago

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i don't think he clicked through

#OCxcanon with the old fart lets goooooooooooo #i hope u can all accept me for what i am #gravity falls #grunkle stan #dipper pines #mabel pines #art #ALSO shoutout to ren for half of this joke #warito #warito in gravity falls

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telebeast · 3 months ago

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unoriginal joke

#Gravity Falls #Stanley Pines #Stanford Pines #Ford Pines #Stan Pines #shitpost #I put the ID in the little thing tumblr has for it this time because I am still experimenting with which is best wah #This joke has been made before I am sure of it but.

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bumblebeebats · 7 months ago

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Found my 53yo very-much-not-online father in the kitchen today meticulously arranging cutlery on the countertop and i was like 'what are you doing' and he looked up at me with the world's most shit-eating grin and said "Your mother told me this is how you rick-roll the Youth" and i looked over and it was fucking. Loss.jpg.

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morggo · 6 months ago

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I Will Not Apologize

Happy Pride, ya'll.

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#art #my art #artists on tumblr #illustration #drawing #wolf #pride #pride month #lgbt pride #pride 2024 #happy pride 🌈#queer pride #please consider purchasing anything of the above #i am very broke until next week #help a queer artist out during pride month

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koobiie · 7 months ago

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shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this

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daylighteclipsed · 11 months ago

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ENTRY LEVEL MEANS NO EXPERIENCE. IT MEANS NO PORTFOLIO OF RELEVANT SAMPLES. ENTRY LEVEL IS ENTRY LEVEL

#HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GAIN EXPERIENCE YOU STUPID FUCKS #I HATE THIS I HATE JOB HUNTING THIS SYSTEM IS ABSOLUTE DOG SHIT

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ratcandy · 4 months ago

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well, you see, the thing is: (instead of finishing my sentence i curl up comfortably in bed and go to sleep

#i am sooo tired. all the time #and i am sooooo stressed. but being so brave about it.#clamtalk

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louisegluckpdf · 2 months ago

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#i am truly curious to see the outcome here

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charlesoberonn · 10 months ago

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It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.

Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real

There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations

Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that

The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.

There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)

The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.

Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.

Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.

#the date is mostly wishful thinking but I am fairly confident about the bullet points #10k #20k #50k #100k

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razzafrazzle · 4 months ago

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