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So, as a resolution to myself, I'm trying to do art more regularly in my life, and tonight, I did some doodles for the first time in months
Shanks, I'm so sorry I made your neck look like that, maybe If you wore less, I could better understand your figure ;)
I would defo try to have a "paint me like one of your french girls' moments" with shanks, he'd be so into it
I am in love with your art, Wrennyx! So much so, that I had to write something for you - which is often what happens when you show me something beautiful in my ask box. I'm in love with your fishies, and that jellyfish is absolutely gorgeous.
Make Me Beautiful
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Word Count: 750+
Synopsis: You asked Red Haired Shanks to model for your live drawing practice in an intimate setting. He is behaving about as well as you would assume he would, and cooperating exactly as you'd imagine.
Themes: Shanks x gn!reader, nudity hinted, NSFW themes hinted only - not explicit, established relationship, flirty rapport, drawing.
Shanks reclines back on the plush red sofa, his arm moving back to cradle his head with his stump descended beside his torso. The sheer fabric began to drop down his chest as he slowly moved himself into a more comfortable position. His leg bent at the knee, causing more of the fabric to dip below what was reasonable, revealing his happy trail leading from his belly to below his Adonis belt.
âHow's this, love? Do I look relaxed enough for you?â Shanksâ lopsided smile grew with each passing moment. It was as if he could hear the rush of blood thumping in your ears, the head swelling in your cheeks, and your heartbeat rapidly drawing up to a more dangerous elevation with each passing moment. His smile was the epitome of innocence, but the hunger in his caramel colored lenses lurked beneath the surface.
âJust-...? Can you just-...? HmmâŚâ you drew your thumb and index finger up to pinch between your brows in exasperation. Shanksâ smile only grew more broad the minute you squeezed your eyes shut. He bit-back the mischief forming over his lips and waited patiently for you to gaze back on him in his full glory.
âCan I just âwhatâ, love?â Shanks spoke innocently and softly to you, âWhat can I just do, hm? You know I'd do anything for you-.â
â-Shanks,â you growled out at him to the best of your abilities, finally losing yourself in the humor behind his actions and emitting a soft chuckle, âStop it. This is for life-drawing and anatomy practice. If you could stop⌠seducing me? That would make it all the easier for me.â You withdrew your hand from your brow and drew it over your lap, opening your sketchbook and slowly fingering through the folds to a bare page.
You barely heard the audible slip of fabric, assuming he was adjusting himself to become more comfortable and finally cooperating with you. You did not hear the following footsteps drawing the redhead closer to your sat position. As you focused on your lead and charcoal pencils lining up for a more ease of position, you felt his warm breath brushing against your ear.
âI could give you all the anatomy practice you could ever ask for,â he whispered huskily, âEvery single inch of my anatomy.â Your eyes automatically flutter closed as if your body was being pulled by the song of a siren. âAs long as you want, as hard as you want, my anatomy is yours to play with.â His lips slowly dragged across your skin, lingering over your pulse and causing you to tip your neck for his lips to find more of your body to work with.
You snap out of your minor hypnosis and push him away with a huff of breath.
âLay back down and let me practice!â You utter firmly. Shanks laughs heartily at your scolding, raising his hand clutching the sheet at his belly and causing the fabric to fall to the floor in defence.
âAlright, alright, bossy,â Shanks cheerily grinned down at your sitting form, now at eye level with every exposed part of his body, âI'll behave. I'll listen to your every word and hang on it like the lifeline binding me to the ground. I'll be your good little boy and do as I'm told.â
âShanks,â You screamed out in frustration with no weight behind it, swatting him away and balling the fabric in your hands, âLay back down and take this.â You threw the fabric at his head, a movement that he easily caught in his remaining hand, âCover your bits, or I'll draw them way smaller. I swear, Shanks. I'll draw them so small, you'll need a magnifying glass to see the damn thing.â
Shanksâ hearty laugh ricocheted off the walls of the room and caused a rise of your own to linger in your belly. He lay himself back down and tastefully draped the material over his lap, finally relaxing into a far more comfortable position and behaved more appropriately for a model.
âAlright, I'm ready,â he smiled down at you with that genuinity you had become used to in your time together. âMake me beautiful, but-...!â He moved his hand down to his lap and gestured over his crotch, â...Can you add some tasteful shading to emphasize it's even there, at least?â
âI'll do my best,â You shake your head with a smile that easily finds your features. Placing the tip of your pencil against the parchment, you nod softly and begin sketching the outlines of where his body fell.
âThat's my good little artist.â
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#one piece#x reader#ask snail#snail answers#shanks#op shanks#one piece x reader#x gn!reader#red hair shanks#shanks x reader#akagami no shanks#moots being silly
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I Have More Rosekiller Fake Dating AU
a continuation of this drabble ( @dairekt-cat there's another)
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They ended up agreeing to all meet at the venue separately and go over the âplan of attack,â as Barty had very cleverly called it, before going in. Regulus was the only one there when Barty arrived, which served him just fine. He flashed him a grin and a couple finger guns for good measure as he sauntered over, which Regulus promptly rejected with a scowl.
âYou canât be acting like that while weâre in there,â he said the moment Barty was in earshot. So much for friendly greetings.
ââHi, Barty. How are you, Barty?â Barty replied loudly, âYou look so hot and sexy in that suit, Barty. Did you steal your fatherâs credit card to buy it?â Why yes, Reg, I did. Thanks for asking. How are y-â
âYes, yes, okay I hear you.â Regulus elbowed him hard enough to make Barty stumble back a bit.
Barty was still snickering under his breath as he straightened and scanned their near surroundings. Lots of expensive looking people in expensive looking outfits with expensive looking expressions of passive tolerance slowly filing into the gala venue. No sign of Pandora Rosier or the asshole who insulted his tattoo work last week, which was all well and good as far as Barty was concerned. Might be nice to slip in, swipe some of the fancy booze, and then be able to just dip and leave Regulus to deal with the upper-class as he did best.
âThink your mum will be terribly pissed if you get stood up tonight?â He asked, eyes still flitting over the clusters of people still arriving.
Regulus crossed his arms, âI am not going to be stood up.â He said.
Barty felt his face pinch rather against his own will. It was - he looked at his watch - three minutes until seven. And neither of the Rosier twins were anywhere in sight. Not exactly standup odds, but who was he to deny Regulus his delusions?
âYou keep telling yourself that, buddy. But if they donât show, just know that Iâm absolutely gonna-â
Barty needed to study the uncanny accuracy of that âspeak of the devil and he shall appearâ saying. Because not two fucking seconds after the words came out of his moth, who should show up in all their pasty, bleach-blonde glory?
Alright, fine. That was a bit harsh. Pandora Rosier was, admittedly, a rather beautiful young woman. She held herself with confidence and grace, and she had a sort of perpetual soft smile on her face that made you think she knew something you didnât at all times. She had on a lacy, sage green ball gown type dress that Barty felt like one wouldnât typically see at 21st century events like this and he nodded appreciatively at her ability to not give a single fuck. Subtly of course. Heaven forbid he appear like he was having positive feelings about anything related to this situation.
And Evan wasâŚWell, sue Barty but he was hot, okay?? In, like, an asshole type of way where you looked at him and it just made you angry cos no one who was that much of a dick should look that good. He had fucking crystals braided into his hair. Who did that? And why did it look so good and bring out the flecks of blue in his eyes so well? Barty wanted to strangle him. Really.
Pandora smiled kindly when the two of them stopped in front of Regulus, and Barty was surprised to watch as she took even one step closer to pull his friend into a hug. He was practically balking when Regulus returned the hug in kind. Asshole. Regulus never hugged him.Â
âItâs wonderful to see you, Regulus,â Pandora smiled, then she turned to Barty, âYou must be Barty. Itâs a pleasure!â
He nodded and took her hand when she offered it, but in less of a handshake way and more of aâŚshe held his hand and squeezed it in a sort of friendlyâŚsisterly way. It was weird, and he didnât hate it.Â
Then he looked past Pandora and his gaze met Evans and...yikes. Lots of personality and warmth in those eyes. Yeesh. The dude looked like he was a thousand miles away and had generic, pre-programmed responses for every possible conversation scenario ready to auto-play when needed. This was going to be fun. He wasnât particularly inclined to try civility, but he figured if he was gonna be around this bloke all night he might as well at least attempt to be nice.
He put on a smile and stuck out his hand, âSo, seems weâre stuck together tonight, eh? Nameâs B-â
âI know who you are.â Evan cut in, neither letting him finish nor taking his hand.
âWell fuck you, too. Asshole.â
âEvan,â Barty heard Pandora hiss.
It was fine. Barty could play this game too.
âYou would, wouldnât you?â He asked, âHad a lot of fun in my chair the other day, huh? Donât think anyone ever really forgets their first bl-â
âBarty,â it was Regulusâ turn to snap. Barty scowled at him but dropped it.Â
âWe should go inside,â Pandora suggested, her voice a bit tight, âThe gala should be starting soon.â
She tucked her hand into Regulusâ arm and let him lead her through the front doors, leaving Evan still outside with Barty. Eyes narrowed, he gave him a final once-over. Nice suit. Black with deep crimson roses embroidered on the lapels and cuffs. He was pretty sure the cufflinks were roses as well. A bit on the nose all things considered, but it was nicely tailored, clearly expensive, and it did look good on him.Â
He made sure Evan noticed the way his eyes fell to the embroidery on his lapels before looking up at him with a smirk, âHah. Rosie.â
Evanâs reply was immediate, âDo not call me that.â
âIâm gonna call you that.â
âFuck you.â
Barty grinned, tucking himself dramatically into Evanâs side as they followed after Regulus and Pandora, âOh you wish, sweetheart. You wish.â
#barty crouch jr#evan rosier#regulus black#pandora rosier#evan x barty#rosekiller#dead gay wizards#the marauders#marauders era
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Will you guys attend an antenatal course? Or pre-childbirth class or whatever it is called? You know, where you prepare for childbirth and infant care and whatnot before the babies arrive. (is there even one in Hell?)
Lucifer: "Hm, maybe we should think about -"
Alastor: "No"
Lucifer: "What? Why the hell not? We could use a bit advice with triplets."
Alastor: "I'm sure we can ask Doctor Chaim anything relevant. Besides, I am reading enough on the matter"
The demon makes these movements he picked up recently. A bit of uncomfortable squirming and picking at his clothes.
Lucifer: "Reading and talking about it is something entirely different from practicing it. Where's the harm?"
Alastor: "It's simply ridiculous! There's no need."
Lucifer: "There is! What's really wrong?"
Alastor: "I just told you!"
Again the tugging, and a stiffness in posture. And Lucifer knows, that no matter Al's claims to the contrary, he isn't having a great time.
Lucifer: "You are uncomfortable with this, right?"
Alastor: "Fine"
He says it so tersely, that it feels like the king put too much strain on a rubber band and now it snapped into his face. Similarly, the radio demon turns around with force to glare at him.
Alastor: "I am not entirely happy about the changes to my body. So I don't need people starring at me too!"
Lucifer: "Al, the class will be full of pregnant people, there's no reason for them to stare... Well, besides them being scared but I don't think you mind that"
The demon's shoulders move slightly, stance even harsher. His harms don't swing around in showmanship, but are almost pinned to his side.
Alastor: "Can we just not go?"
The king makes him sit beside him with a gentle push against his shoulders.
Lucifer: "Hun, this isn't exactly going to become less irritating... We gotta find ways to deal with this and not just not going places. Or do you want to just shut yourself in our room?"
Alastor: "It is only a few months -"
Lucifer: "Alastor."
The deer sighs in defeat, head dipped at an angle. Unfortunately Lucifer is right. But it seems hopeless either way.
Alastor: "What is there? It isn't going to stop"
Lucifer: "Uh... Well, once your tailor got more clothes your taste you might feel better. I mean, for now you only have a mildly bigger shirt."
Al sighs, leaning his head against Lucifer's shoulder. That's honestly a bigger thing for him. Call him vain, but he does care how he presents himself. He absolutely didn't like the feminine clothes presented to him in that store. Maybe it is particularly irritating because it is too early to look like pregnancy, but late enough to be noticeable.
Alastor: "When are these classes anyway?"
Lucifer: "Uh, I think some start around 29 weeks or something. It'll be a while"
Alastor, huffing: "If I don't like it I will simply leave."
Lucifer, laughing: "Okay, yeah, I guess that's a compromise"
The king puts a hand in the growing belly and pulls his partner closer.
Lucifer: "Just for the record. You still look very pretty to me"
Alastor: "Obviously. I'm gorgeous"
There was, of course, no blush on Alastor's cheeks. Neither did it cause his chest to feel lighter, and his shoulders to droop. Obviously not.
#ask#send asks#ask blog#ask me anything#hazbin hotel ask blog#alastor the radio demon#hazbin alastor#hazbin hotel alastor#alastor#hazbin hotel lucifer#lucifer hazbin hotel#lucifer x alastor#hazbin lucifer#lucifer#lucifer morningstar#alastor x lucifer#radio demon#radioapple#mpreg#pregnant with triplets#triplets
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A random poll for you today because I'm curious
#polls#food#random#yes i am sipping coffee rn#no i am absolutely NOT dipping anything in it#(guess which poll option i picked lol)
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dan and phil already in Utah. my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.
#listen. I know they donât HAVE to post anything.#I know they donât HAVE to go to wwwy#but am I devastated that itâs likely they havenât?#absolutely#phan#dan and phil#amazingphil#dip n pip#phil lester#daniel howell#dnp#danisnotonfire#dan howell#dapg#no but seriously#imagine it#October 19th#octoberphest
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still picking enthusiastically over the in-game implications of having control over server code and the damage it could do, except it would be interesting to no one but me. but still i chew on it. the second you break players down into components it becomes so easy to fuck them up. you could just turn off breathing. accidentally. GOD
#serenblabs#this is very peripherally life series#and hermitcraft adjacent#but i think about fanon watcher lore right#maybe you have a young watcher learning how to manipulate code#read: an intro to cs student messing around with a terminal for the first time#the consequences of rm rf are disastrous.#the consequences of MV#freaking MV#in a watcher scenario are WORSE#because the SECOND you break a dependency -#ESPECIALLY if all the players are hooked up to a player class or a service#that provides common functions like BREATHING -#breaking any of those dependencies would be lethal#so i am just sitting here with this really strong mental image#of a young grian learning how to be a watcher#dipping his hands into the codebase of a server absolutely terrified#and misexecuting a command as all students do#and killing every single player on the server.#god.#it would make him so reluctant to do Anything on hermitcraft#the second you characterize coding objectsâŚgod itâs so tasty#not even just general damage say a fellow player gets hurt and you try to help them#one fucking curly boy in the wrong place#}#and suddenly your best friend goodtimeswithscar glitches out of existence#fuck up a for loop and itâs over!#feed in a bad parameter and suddenly your good buddy pal scar is like. unable to replenish hunger.#that would be a bad conditional actually but yknow.#you could do so much damage!
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Magenta đĽ
#imposter syndrome is bad today#anyone have tips or words of encouragement?#i got triggered by the scores on the platform#im at a 96 which isn't bad that's actually pretty fucking good#i need to stay above 85% to keep my contract#but i checked to see what areas that dipped and one of them I'm kinda going wtf?#about maintaining boundaries#im really huge on that shit and always let people know if they get uncomfortable with a topic subject or need to change the convo#we absolutely can always do that#so im kinda sitting here going âOkay where can i improve? where is this coming from? were they having a bad day? did i say something off?â#i know too you can't appease everyone and there are some clients that just won't like you for whatever reason and will answer the surveys to#dip your scores cause of resentment#logically i know these are things#im struggling with not having closure cause if i am doing anything wrong i want to correct that and i want to be told what it is#cause i can't change unless im given some direction#my mentor encouraged me to be myself show up authentic and I've been doing that#seeing the dip is making me second guess everything#and i know i shouldn't be upset cause again im at a 96 fucking percent!#but man I'm just kicking my own ass#magenta#magenta is my vent word
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#just needed to vent for a sec but oh god am i tired of people#'friends' both irl and online got me fucked up lately#mental healths been in the shitter almost nonstop this year#familys always got me up the wall#i just feel like I'm constantly treading water and i am *tired*. like so fucking TIRED#it's never enough; it's too much; no not like that; but not that either; it's all wrong wRoNg WrOnG#ik im sleep deprived and possibly pms-y and that is most certainly not helping things rn but...#gods i see less and less of a reason to get out of bed and bother with anything ever again#wtf is the purpose#i can't keep friends to save my life bc im apparently a fuckin doormat and interesting as unflavored rice or smth#how hard is it to feel like you maybe sorta kinda matter and aren't an unlovable worthless piece of shit#years of therapy; trying meds; everything under the sun.... and nothing. lows and highs and dips of every kind and yet ..nothing#and maybe im just very much in my feelings rn and just yelling into the void.. but it hurts and im tired of pretending it doesn't.#i hate how hard it is to make friends as an adult especially irl. and how gossipy and cliquey and gross and mean ppl can be#of getting called childish and naive and boring for wanting to be a decent person and having interests outside of partying#(not attacking those traits but tired of getting attacked for *not* being 'fun' enough or 'social' enuf or 'sensitive' for having feelings)#enough*#i just want to go eat drywall and stand in the rain and let it help me pretend im not crying blood rn.#like every cell in my body isn't trying to spontaneously combust.#'it gets better' ..yeah? when. when i was 14? when i was 23? when im 37? when im 55? 82? WHEN.. bc im so sick and tired#and no this isn't me writing a final note or whatever it sounds like; i just wanted to word vomit bc ive never been good w sadness#and ive got such an overwhelming amount of it rn i can't even turn it into anger & spite & use that for productivity... i just want to rot#to lie down and be covered by plants as i sleep and just slowly fade into a cloud or smth like it's a ghibli movie or wtv.#im like shaking from how stupidly emotional i feel rn. the lack of empathy these days is fuckin astounding#common sense & empathy are lacking in absolutely droves these days. some days i hate the internet & tech for its irreparable damages sm#but here we are and here it shall remain. long after us; and *long* after us ..... *sigh*#anyway ima go try to take a nap or smth. I'll see ya when i see ya. take care my lovelies#if u read all this i prob owe you a cookie lol
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What seriously went on in my household. Me, in after work and subsequent grocery-shopping (I shop where I work). I am in the bathroom. My beloved, in the living room, taking a rest after repainting the hallway on his day off, has TV on. Him: "It happened AGAIN? Can't they even HIT him?!" Me: *Darting out to catch the news* What happened? Him: Another assassination attempt. Trump is reported fine, it was no where near him. Me: Ugh, these things (assassination attempts) are so stupid. Him: *Turns back to Phillies game.*
the way I've not seen NEARLY as many posts or memes about the second assassination attempt is so fucking funny like yeah just wake us up when someone succeeds
#I am not fully convinced that they are not staged#the timing of this one is too convenient#right after a bad debate#on the other one I do NOT think that the sniper was skilled enough to âonly graze the earâ#I think it is possible that a makeup blood pack was used#and the shooter was told he could go ahead and kill people in the crowd if he wanted to#I mean they're both probably real#I don't want to be inclined to âcrisis actorsâ stuff#but I still am suspicious#because these things seem to happen right when someone's dipping in the polls#and right after debates where there's blood in the water#either clench a victory or recover from a defeat#eh it's not like there aren't not multiple threats to all candidates every damn day#that secret service agents take care of and don't publicise#there absolutely have been people going after harris and biden#just less squawked about#I remember the guy caught in vegas before anything could happen and how he went down in a blaze of glory with law enforcement
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phone s*x with toxic ex bf simon
pt two to this!
the line rides quiet for mere seconds when he picks up, you canât tell if itâs due to the lines connecting or his hesitation, but you know him⌠there is no hesitation with simon.
âhey, baby,â he breathes, voice light like an angel sent from the heavens above. you can tell heâs been waiting, in all aspects.
âhey, si,â you murmur, voice airy and shy. you can barely breathe. this is the longest you and simon been off, 2 months. 2 whole months no contact.
âknew youâd call me, pretty, been sittinâ here waitinâ for you, angel.â he snarks, chuckling to himself on the other end of the line. you can see it behind your lids, watching his face suddenly come closer, teeth glinting and eyes shining in something viscous. fuckkkk.
you giggle sweetly, fingers dipping just an inch lower, tips reaching ever so slightly beneath your panty line. âdidnât have anything else to do, mâwhy not?â
âoh? is that what i am, huh? just a pick up to ease your boredom, babe?â he laughs, and you see his eyes crinkle in crows feet, youâre hot, bothered.
you hug the phone closer to your ear, gasping with annoyance before hinting into a sweet whine. âyâknow thatâs not what i meantâŚâ
you can hear his tongue suck at his teeth, tsking into the phone till it hits your ear. it has your fingers digging deeper, eyes rolling back slowly, and mistakenly you let a soft whimper roll through the speaker back.
it has simon perking up, fingers tightening round the waiting length of his cock. this is what he wanted, what he was waiting for. nothing came close to you, no one.
âyou miss me, baby?â he sighs, head rolling back against his pillows. he knows you did, clearly with the soft breaths he picks up from your end. âhuh?â
and the way he punctuates himself has your ankles flexing, toes digging up into your sheets as your fingers find the sweet bud of your swollen clit.
âm-missed you so much,â you gasp, listening to the way his laugh reverberates through the phone. you can feel it, in your chest, and it has you yearning.
âyeah, i bet you did, babe,â he huffs, fingers tightening up round his cock, bicep flexing up taut as he picks up his pace. âcanât get outta your stupid lil mind, can i?â
âmmm,â you whine, shaking your head even though heâs nowhere near. âneeded you so bad, si.â
âpoor girl,â he puffs, growing cocky. and his head tilts, lip curling over his teeth as his cock leaks, dripping down over the back of his hand. âiâm here, iâm here for you, baby, never gonna leave you, you hear me?â
and his words fluctuate in a throaty groan, and you can practically see the way his eyes spin back into his head, the way his stomach flexes, and the way his back bows up softly like it always does when heâs close.
ânever?â and youâre trying your absolute best to keep composure, sentences⌠words becoming harder and harder to form with every passing second. âp-promise?â
âpromise, luvie, just tell me you love me, baby.â n itâs a demand, one that rolls of his tongue with vile, force that has you whining and moaning up into the phone. âsay it.â
i pray i didnât fuck this up đ @fairy-caitlin đ
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"Hey...are you finished yet?"
You sidled up to Kento in the kitchen, impatient, his waist snatched by his apron as he chopped chillies. He knew what you wanted, and chastised you without venom, a wry half-smile upon his mouth.
"If you want dinner, you'll wait a few more minutes."
You loitered by the counter, one leg stretching out to stroke at Kento's hip, your toes trailing round his waist, and down, and--
Kento coughed, grabbing your toes against his lap, dropping his knife and giving his hands a cursory wash under the tap. Holding your foot to him, he closed in until your knee was crumpled to your chest, and you giggled as he glowered down at you.
He leaned down, his voice rumbling, appraising your body in his shirt with hungry eyes. Lifting you up on the counter, he continued to chastise you to your laughter, his voice low at your neck as he made love to it.
"You're not wearing anything under there, are you, Mrs.Nanami? Impatient. Filthy."
Giggles turned into sighs, turned into whimpers as Kento tangled a gripping hand in the front of your shirt, affectionately restraining you while his fingers slid down to your core, slipping between your folds until he found his aim.
Kento allowed himself one long-fingered dip inside you with a shudder, before rolling practiced circles over your clit.
You nuzzled into him with a sigh, feeling so oddly sensitive down there. The feeling built, a strange warm prickle, thinking Kento must have doused his fingers in magic and sin before they met their mark. You shivered, whimpering, the feeling building.
"...ungh...hot..."
"Mmm...yes, you certainly are. Could always edge you like this until you--"
"--no-- no, Kento-- hot, it's hot!"
Kento pulled back in alarm at the terror in your voice, keen eyes narrowed and fixed on you. You both stared at each other for a moment in dumb confusion.
His eyes flicked down to his fingers, still as the grave between your lips. Your eyes flicked over to the chillies he'd been chopping just minutes before.
"Kento, the--"
"--the chillies, fuck, shit, I'm so sorry--"
You shrieked, slapping his glistening fingers away, your face twisted in pain. "--oh my fucking god, Kento, you fucking idiot--"
"--excuse me, I am sorry, but if I recall, you were the one who seduced me--"
"--why did you let me?!"
You shrieked again, the Great Fire of London blazing at the crest of your thighs. Kento jolted to life, darting to the fridge, reassuring you, while he berated you, while you panicked in pain.
"--hang on, hang on, you'll be alright--shit..."
Kento slopped milk into a glass, shoving his hand into it and walking back over to you as you lay back on the counter, one hand clasped over your burning vagina. Kento's voice rumbled, authoritative, his hair mussed and sweaty.
"Open up."
"--you're fucking joking, Kento--"
"Do as you're told. This will help. Open up."
Half-laughing, half-crying, half-aflame, more agony than woman, you kicked at Kento while he huffed a laugh, batting your thighs apart.
Still weakly objecting, you gasped when he sunk two milky fingers between your folds, dipping his hand once more in the cold milk, and back again. Milk, labia. Milk, labia.
Lying back with your hands over your face, miserable with shame, you could do nothing while Kento milk-fingered the burning chillies off you. You could feel him trying to look serious and mournful as he did it.
"Stop laughing, Kento--"
"I would never."
"--you absolutely are--"
"I wouldn't dare, my love."
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You and Kento ate your curry in silence. Kento's face was fixed throughout, deliberately solemn. You glared over at him occasionally, mulish, the ghost of a fire still lingering at your core.
Kento finished his curry, clearing his throat. He barely hid the crooked smile behind his napkin.
"That was delicious."
"...yeah. I guess it was."
"I do fancy a glass of milk though."
"--alright, that's it. Get undressed-- I'm giving you a blow job--"
"--darling--you've just eaten chillies--"
"Exactly."
Kento paled, voice tight as he begged for his life. "Please don't."
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GOJO SATORU: ONE FOR THE MONEY, TWO FOR THE SHOW
⊠⧠Ë. synopsis: you and satoru, your fake boyfriend, have awards to accept and places to be. so how'd you two end up fucking in a bathroom? NSFW
contents: fem!reader. semi-public sex, p â> v, blowjob, unprotected sex, creampie, praise, you two get walked in on at the end (kinda). references hungry for more. not proofread, ignore any minor mistakes. 3.5K words.
âyou two are so cute together,â the interviewer sighs, looking at you and satoru in turn. âplease, tell us more about your relationship!â
satoru laughs, resting his hand on your back and pulling you into his side. you put on a smile and instinctually put a hand on his chest, pretending not to notice the way he stiffens up at the contact. âwhere do i even begin?â satoru asks dryly, turning and looking down at you affectionately, and heâs almost a good enough actor for you to believe thereâs any real emotion behind those cold blue eyes.
two weeks ago, satoruâs media team came to you with a request for you two to start dating as a way of gaining more attention from your fans. naturally, you declinedâitâs not like youâd gain anything from the deal but the burden of being paraded around on the arm of the man you hatedâsatoru gojo, the cocky son of some famous actor in the 90âs. but after multiple increases in the amount of money satoruâs team was willing to throw at you, you finally agreed under the condition that this arrangement would end the second you wanted it to.
âiâm sure youâve seen our latest movie on netflix,â satoru starts, looking back up at the interviewer, whose eyes have practically turned into hearts. âthe one with the serial killer, yeah? well, it started from there and just grew into more.â
âi guess you could say the attraction on the screen wasnât all acting,â you add with a knowing smile. good thing you were a decent enough actor to pretend as if you werenât just lying through your teeth, otherwise the millions of dollars in your bank account would all be gone.Â
the interviewer laughs and turns to the camera, saying something about how the chemistry between you and satoru was what really made the movie a hitâin fact, it might even be the reason youâre both getting nominated for best actor and actress.
âwell, if youâd excuse us, i think we should get back to the party,â satoru jumps in, nodding his head at the interviewer in thanks. he removes his hand from your back as you follow him to the main area, weaving through crowds of fans and interviewers on his way there. you walk at his side, heels clacking against the freshly polished floor. satoru dips his head and whispers, âhold my hand.â
you scrunch up your nose and shake your head. âno thanks, itâs not like anyoneâs watching right now. itâs way too crowded.â
âjust do it,â satoru mutters, grabbing your hand anyways. when you start to pull away, he fixes you with a stern look and adds, âtheyâll think somethingâs wrong if you donât.â
âugh, fine.â
two hours pass, filled with other actorsâ remarks on how good you and satoru make as a couple. suguru geto, one of satoruâs close friends who had played a cult leader in a recent documentary even said that you might be the girl who could fix satoru. yeah, right.
âso, when do awards start?â you ask satoru, swirling your drink and relishing the sound of the ice clacking against the side of the glass. he shrugs and takes a swig from his own cup, which looks suspiciously like apple cider disguised as champagne. âreally? youâre nominated for like, four awards, and you donât even know when youâre getting them?â
satoru laughs carelessly and looks you up and down, eyes lingering on the short cut of your dress. âat this point, iâve got so many awards that it doesnât even matter anymore. and by the way, you look really good in that dress. oh, wait, didnât i buy it for you?â
âyouâre not smooth.â
âthen why am i nominated for best actor, huh?â
âbecause the systemâs absolute shit, obviously. otherwise toji would win every time.â
satoru groans and drinks the last couple sips of his drink, rolling his eyes. âdonât even mention that piece of shit.â you shrug in response, hiding your smile behind your glass. a couple years back, satoru had lost a role to toji and to his despair, the movie did really well, despite what heâd promised to the producers who had turned him down. and it looks like heâs still bitter over that, and all of a sudden, the perfect plan to piss satoru off appears in your head.
âlook, itâs toji right there!â you gasp, setting down your drink and hopping off your seat, walking over to toji while ignoring satoruâs warnings. âoh, hi, iâm a big fan,â you say to the tall, well-built man, smiling bashfully. toji turns and looks down at you, raising an eyebrow and smiling.
âhey, pretty, youâre the girl in that movie with the serial killer, yeah?â he asks, crossing his arms. you nod and internally marvel at how tall he isâespecially compared to satoru, who, by any standards, is pretty damn tall. toji looks you up and down, taking his sweet time drinking in the way your dress hugs your figure. âthat scene in the alley was really fuckinâ good,â toji adds conversationally. âyouâre definitely winninâ best actress for that.â
anyone whoâs watched the movie knows that the scene heâs referring to is the one where you get fucked by satoru against a dark alley wallâand youâve seen enough edits of the scene to know exactly why itâs getting all the hype.
âaw, thanks,â you say coyly, resting a hand on your hip and tilting your head. âyâknow, iâve always wanted to star in a movie with you,â you continue, hearing satoru come up behind you in the background. you ignore the sickeningly obvious way he clears his throat and flutter your eyelashes at toji, whoâs eying you with interest.
âiâd like that. i can probably pull some strings,â toji replies with a smirk. his dark eyes flicker from you to satoru and his smile turns almost patronizing. âand whoâs this?â
âher boyfriend. and i really hate to interrupt this friendly chat, but sheâs not up for grabs,â satoru snaps, wrapping an arm around your waist and dragging you back to your spot at the bar. you shoot satoru an indignant glare, but receive no reply besides his tightening jaw. toji laughs and waves you off, mouthing âcall meâ at you when you turn back apologetically.Â
satoru drags you by the hand to one of the bathrooms, shoving open the door with the side of his arm and pulling you inside. thereâs a long, shiny counter, which you become very familiar with once your fake boyfriend hoists you up and sits you on it. âthe fuck was that?â satoru hisses, narrowing his eyes accusingly.
âwhat, we were just talkiââ
âi donât like the way he was looking at you,â satoru interrupts, crossing his arms tensely. he fixes you with a cold stare and you fidget uncomfortably with the hem of your dress, which you now realize is rather short.Â
âokay, and?â you reply irritably, starting to get annoyed by the way satoru keeps patronizing you. âitâs not like weâre even dating, gojo,â you snap, emphasizing the use of his last name.
âyeah? well, i donât need my âgirlfriendâ slutting herself out to the guy everyone knows i hate,â satoru fires back, taking a step forward. his palms rest on the counter on either side of your exposed legs, and you suddenly notice how red satoruâs face is. the flush in his cheeks wasnât as noticeable underneath the barâs dim lights, but here, itâs rather obvious.
âare you jealous?â you ask incredulously, unable to suppress the cheeky smile that finds itself on your face. satoruâs jaw slackens and his eyes widen, and thatâs enough of a sign for you to confirm itâsatoru gojo, your fake boyfriend, is jealous. he doesnât reply immediately, so you laugh, throwing back your head and giggling at the way satoruâs petty rivalry seems to be only one of the reasons he was so eager to get you away from toji. âaw, thatâs so cute, but we arenât even dating, sweetheart,â you coo, reaching out and caressing the side of satoruâs face.
he instantly swats your hand away, rolling his eyes at your laughter. âwell, we still have to act like it, you idiot,â he mutters, leaning over you and eying the low neckline of your dress. you instinctively cross your arms and glare at him, and satoru only cocks an eyebrow in return. âso, if we were actually dating, do yâknow what iâd be doing right now?â
âwhat?â you decide to humor him.
satoruâs demeanor completely changes at your question, going from pissed and flushed red to almost playful.
âthis.âÂ
and just like that, satoru slips his slender fingers underneath the bottom of your dress and pulls it up, exposing your black, lacy panties.Â
âgojo, what theââ
âshh, itâs all for the show,â he whispers teasingly, brushing one finger against the warm skin of your thigh. you involuntarily shiver from his touch, and against all rational impulse, find yourself wanting more.
in the acting community, satoru was well-known for being a stuck-up brat, and when you two had first announced your relationship, plenty of actors doubted it. after all, how could you, the classy it-girl of the movie industry, date an asshole like satoru? but even you were surprised at how easily people started to believe it when you two interacted in front of them. youâve been told that you two had a rather unexpected burst of chemistry together, and that your relationship might actually make it.
what a shame.
satoru hooks his fingers underneath the waistband of your panties and tugs them down, raising an eyebrow when you donât protest. he maintains eye contact with you as he slides your panties down your thighs, exposing your embarrassingly-wet cunt. satoru looks almost as surprised as you do at how soaked you are, even as he runs two fingers over your slit before sliding them in. you hate how good it feelsâitâs been a while since you got a chance to sleep with another man, especially since youâve been stuck with satoru for the past two weeks.Â
âshit, youâre so fuckinâ wet,â satoru murmurs, scoffing in mild disbelief as he meets your eyes and smiles. he curls his fingers upwards, causing your thighs to reflexively close before satoru reopens them. âso, wanna explain, sweetheart?â he tsks, tapping your thigh with his other hand.
you make a face and look away, cheeks heating up the longer satoru waits for a response. âitâs probably from toji,â you snap back after a moment. satoru laughs sarcastically, shaking his head almost condescendingly and pulling out his fingers.
ânice try, hon,â he says sweetly, lifting his fingers to his mouth and licking off your slick in one smooth motion. satoru exhales heavily and swallows, taking his time in doing so. âwant me to go grab toji to join us?â satoru asks, forcing a smile on his lips. âiâm sure heâd love to watch you begââ
âshut it, gojo,â you interrupt, swatting away his hand, which somehow found its way back in between your thighs. âwe have an award show to get to, thereâs not enough time for this bullshiââ
that was a mistake. satoru instantly lifts you off the counter and, ignoring the rather wide range of curse words you throw at him, sets you on the ground and starts unzipping his pants. âshh, we got all the time in the world. they canât give an award to someone who isnât there, right?â satoru cooes, threading one of his hands through your hair and pulling you closer to him. his other hand finishes unzipping his pants, freeing his already-hard dick.
you look up at satoru, forcing yourself to act unimpressedâeven though you know damn well he can see through your half-hearted attempt at hiding your real feelings. âsâ that all?â you ask, hating yourself for the crack in your voice when satoru laughs at you.Â
âah, i think itâll be more than enough for your pretty face to handle. now câmon, open nice nâ wide for me,â satoru instructs you, reaching down and tilting up your chin as he guides his dick into your mouth. against all rational impulse, you let him, all while glaring daggers at him from below.Â
you run your tongue over his flushed red tip, and satoru sucks in a harsh breath, chest tensing as you continue kitten-licking him. his hand moves from your chin to the top of your head, and he pushes your mouth farther onto his dick, jaw tightening the more your tongue laps at him.Â
sure, maybe you shouldnât be sucking off your fake boyfriend in a bathroom where anyone could walk in at any time, but itâs the first time youâve felt this way in too long, and you werenât ready to let this feeling go just yet. so you humor satoru and moan, smiling when you feel the way his whole body loosen up at the soft vibration. âf-fuck, didnât think youâd actually know how to give a man a good time,â satoru mutters through gritted teeth.Â
âreally?â you ask, pulling away from his dick for a moment to catch a breath. âwe fucked for that movie, though, and you seemed pretty damn satisfied then, didnât you?â you say in-between heaving breaths. satoru scoffs and shakes his head, pushing your mouth back onto his dick.
âyeah, but that was for a movie. this isnât,â he clarifies, eyes fixed on the mix of spit and pre-cum dribbling down your chin as you continue sucking him off. âfuck, why are you good at this?â he hisses, almost incredulouslyâitâs as if he was hoping you wouldnât be this good for him for some reason, but nowâs not the time to reason through it or wonder whatâs going on in his mind.
satoru shudders around you, and you feel the hair threaded through your hair tighten. itâs not enough to be painful, but his grip still makes you whine from the increased pressure. his breathing becomes more shallow as you run your tongue over his length, and his foot starts to bounce on the floor as he gets closer to cumming down your throat. âshit, baby, mâ close,â satoru confirms a moment later, tilting his chin back and glaring at the ceiling.Â
âfuckinâ hell, iââ he cuts himself off with a loud, lengthy groan, pushing your head even farther on his dick and tensing as the full force of satoruâs orgasm hits him. he lets loose a flurry of curse words as he cums in your mouth, filling you up to the point where it starts dripping down the side of your face. itâs hot and salty, two sensations that you normally wouldnât put together, but in this moment itâs all you can think about as you slide one hand downwards towards your throbbing pussy.
still reeling from his surprisingly quick orgasm, satoru leans back onto the counter and pants for air. as for you, youâre starting to want some of his pleasure for yourselfâso you slip two fingers inside your cunt and pulse them back and forth, needy moans slipping out of your lips at every thrust. âgojo,â you call, looking up at him and licking his cum off your lips. the sight of you kneeling in front of him, cum dripping down your lips and fingers knuckle-deep in your cunt is enough for satoru to cum again, but he forces himself to maintain some level of control.
âjusâ call me satoru,â he murmurs, reaching down and tugging you up to your feet. itâs hard to stand while your legs are trembling, but thankfully, satoru does most of the work for you by positioning you against the wall, back facing him as he aligns his still-hard dick in front of your dripping pussy. âsay it,â satoru mutters in your ear, resting one hand on your waist and the other on the wall just above your shoulder. âsay my name fâme, sweetheart.â
âs-satoru,â you breathe, and a moment later, your fake boyfriendâwho doesnât feel so fake anymoreâshoves himself inside of your welcoming cunt. youâre already wet enough to the point where he doesnât really need to prep you at all, but youâre still just tight enough so that every thrust feels like heâs breaking you down in the best way possible.Â
âyâfeel so good,â satoru groans, resting his chin on your shoulder and snapping his hips back and forth, setting a steady yet harsh pace. you stutter out satoruâs name again and again as your vision goes blurry, with your only thoughts revolving around the dick shoved up inside you and the man praising you in your ear.Â
satoru curses when he feels your walls clench around him, breaths growing shallower with every thrust. âarch your back for me, princess,â he mutters, eyes fluttering rapidly as he squeezes your waist. âyeah, jusâ like that,â satoru praises, breath brushing against the side of your face as he continues thrusting into you. âhowâre you feeling, pretty? sâ this all right with you?â
you nod shakily in response, swollen lips hanging wide open as you gasp for air. satoru clicks his tongue and slows his pace, dipping his chin and studying your face. âgonna need you to use your words, angel.â
âm' good, i wanna cum,â you mumble, a loud moan slipping through your lips when satoru laughs and resumes fucking you a millisecond after you answer.Â
âiâm gonna fill you up, baby, i promise,â satoru whispers, and his words are barely audible over the lewd, sticky sounds coming from everywhere. all your senses are directed at satoruâthe man you really shouldnât be fucking right now, but all your inhibitions fade away as you feel your stomach start to tighten as you approach your orgasm.
âfuck, satoru, mâ close,â you whimper, arching your back even more and clenching your teeth shut. satoru sucks in a sharp breath as he confirms that heâs also about to cum, and his thrusts grow sloppier the closer he gets. âdonât stop, please, iââ
from there on, your words mix themselves together, with the only understandable word being satoruâs name. your fake boyfriend spills into you first, cum leaking from his tip and mixing with yours as you both chase your releases. and it hits you hardâif it wasnât for satoru, you wouldâve crumbled to the ground from the sheer force of your orgasm. all you can see is white as satoru finishes emptying his load inside of you, and the sticky, viscous liquid trails down the warm skin of your thighs as it overflows from your abused hole.
âshit,â satoru mutters, stumbling backwards and eyeing his now-soiled clothes. âthis was a couple thousand dollars, damn it.â
you exhale a breathy laugh and turn around, leaning against the wall and meeting his half-lidded eyes. âyou kidding? my dress was way more than that, and thereâs no way i can wear that out now.â
satoru grins, running a hand through his ruffled hair and walking back towards you, touching your waist and sliding a finger over your dripping cunt. âyou were so good fâme, baby. what were we arguing about again?â
âi have no idea,â you mumble, watching satoru lick his finger clean. heâs shamelessâeven as clarity returns to both of your minds, he still insists on dragging the moment on. not that you mindâthat was the best sex youâd had in a while, even if it was too fast and in a bathroom.
âwe should get back to the ceremony,â you say distractedly, pulling down your dress and frowning at the new wrinkles. âcan i wear your suitjacket? i donât want people to see this.â
satoru sticks out his bottom lip and pouts, looking you up and down. âbut i like it. you look like you just got fucked by a really hot guy. oh, wait, thatâs me!â
âyouâre an asshole.â
before satoru can reply, the bathroom door opens, and you both jump out of your skins. thankfully, satoru had time to pull his pants on, otherwise it wouldâve been significantly more embarrassing. suguru pokes his head in the bathroom and rolls his eyes when he sees you and satoru, and an exasperated sigh slips out of his lips when he sees your fucked-out states.Â
âare you two seriously fucking during the awards?â suguru snaps, amber eyes glittering with dry amusement. you look away bashfully, tugging down your dress even farther out of embarrassment. satoru shrugs nonchalantly and walks over to suguru, offering his hand in search of a fistbump.Â
suguru eyes him dubiously and crosses his arms. âdid you wash your hands?â
âheh, no, not yet.â
ignoring satoruâs smug grin, suguru swats his arm away with the back of his hand, disgust evident all over his face. âgross, fuck off.â he turns to you and arches an eyebrow, looking you up and down disapprovingly. âyou two should clean up before coming outside, otherwise theyâll probably take away your awards,â suguru adds, wrinkling his nose. âiâll tell them youâre on your way.âÂ
âokay, thanks,â you mutter, face warmer than ever. suguru nods in response and leaves, and when you and satoru finally return to the awards ceremony, thereâs plenty of whispers about you two, and most of them arenât very family-friendly.
well, at the very least, nobodyâs gonna doubt that you two were a couple now!
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ANIMALS ft. Natty
natty x male reader smut
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âAll Iâm saying is,â Natty starts, like she always does, with more unsolicited advice than you can handle at 2 AM, "for someone that complains so much about not having a sex life, you really donât do much to fix it."
âAnd what, oh wise friend of mine, is your recommendation.â
âI donât know. Get a haircut. Dress better. Try not being a massive pussy?â Natty shrugs. Or at least you think she does. Only so much you can tell over the phone.
You sigh. Bite back the urge to tell her to fuck off. But then, who else would talk you to sleep at this ungodly hour? So instead, you concede the point. âNoted.â
âOr, you know, if itâll stop you from being such a little bitch,â and now sheâs laughing, cackling really, and not once has that ever, ever meant anything good. "You could always just fuck me."
â
Two weeks and twelve hours post-Nattyâs incredibly unhelpful suggestion that did absolutely nothing to alleviate you of your insomnia, and youâre back on the phone with her.
Only this time, there's video.
So, yay.
"Help me, please."
Itâs a Friday and Natty's begging, again.
Because she knows she can count on you, knows that youâve long since resigned yourself to your fate as Nattyâs on-call âfixerâ. There for everything from life-changing career decisions to helping her figure out what show to stream next.
And now, apparently, choosing her outfit for tonight.
âHelp me, help me, help me, help me.â
God, this woman and her begging. Knowing full well that itâs your kryptonite.
"Okay, okay, okay," you're relenting, much earlier than usual. Mostly because as far as Nattyâs petulant requests usually go this oneâs a walk in the park. âBut donât you have people for this sort of thing? People who donât, and I quote, âhave a dogshit taste in style?ââ
âIt is dogshit!â Natty calls out, already turned around and leaving you (her phone) on the vanity, facing out to her bedroom and all its hideous pinkness. She disappears from the screen, diving deep into her closet for yet another pair of shorts that will most certainly hug way too close, or a top that dips way too low, or a pair of heels that screamâ'hey, I have legs, would you like to spread them?' "But!"
Natty returns to the camera with a leather beltâoh no, that's a leather skirtâin hand; clad in nothing but a casual cotton bra/underwear combination that sheâs filling out far too well for your sleep-deprived brain to handle.
She holds up the skirt against her waist for your consideration. Poses. It wouldn't cover a thing. Or maybe that's the pointâagain, you don't have any fashion sense, whatsoever.
âYouâre a man, and I need a manâs opinion because Iâm hoping to take one home tonight to fuck my brains out until I forget about this shit-storm of a week. So, you knowâhelp a girl out?â
âAs always, you have quite a way with words.â
Natty leans towards the camera, bending down to stare right at you. It makes entirely too much sense that sheâs built an entire career around doing just this.
âItâs my third language, asshole.â
The insult lands softer than she likely intended, considering well, youâre a little too distracted to take it. Itâs entirely her fault. The angle makes her tits look far too immaculate to pay any attention to her mouth.
Maybe she should consider going out just like this?
Yeah, thatâd definitely get her fucked.
But, she frowns before you can make the suggestion, turning on her heels and sashaying back to her closet, leaving you to choke on air at the sight of her ass stretching out her favourite pair of panties. (The white pair with the pretty-pink bows. The one that rides up her ass when she stretches, bends, sneezesâbasically any time sheâs not standing perfectly still. And even then.)
Anyone else and this whole thing would be weird. Well, weirder than it already is.
See, you and Natty have this thing; this odd, cat and dog relationship thatâs been going on since what feels like the dawn of time:
Youâve watched her shamelessly cycle through men faster than a teenager through a box of tissues, leaving a trail of broken hearts and broken cocks in her wake.
While sheâs been forced to witness every time youâve met âthe oneâ, only to be there months later to help pick up the pieces when youâre burying your feelings in video games and alcohol and porn, wondering how it all went so wrong.
All this to say that seeing Natty bouncing around in her underwear with that laser-beam of a smile of hers; with all of her soft curves, thick thighs, her ridiculous ass and again, those immaculate fucking tits isn't that unusual.
In fact, it doesn't really do anything for you at all.
(Fucking liar.)
âHere, how about this.â Natty appears from the corner of the screen, having found a top thatâs somehow made of even less material than the bra sheâs already got on. The gall of her to ask, "Too much or not enough?"
You deadpan. âDoes it come in adult sizes too?â
Natty grins, because she can read it right on your stupid face. She looks so, unbearably hot. Without even trying that hard. This bitch. âSo just right, then.â
And then she twirls, leaving you to face her back, and before you even have time to blink, Nattyâs bra has fallen down her shoulders; and youâre hating how you lean in to look because this damn app has no zoom feature to save your sorry eyesight.
Her fucking tits. Perfect, bouncy. Even through the pixels, even from behind, you can still see the way they spill.
She slips on her chosen top for the eveningâa tiny, strappy numberâand spins back around to face you in all her Natty glory. By the skin of your teeth, youâre looking away and leaning back, feigning nonchalance and leaving her none the wiser.
You think.
âYou know,â Natty says, tilting to one side, hand on hip. Fuck, even that slightest movement makes them bounce. Utterly, utterly obscene. âYou should just come tonight.â
Youâre saying, âFuck no,â before sheâs even finished her sentence. âComing tonightâ means âclubbingâ, and âclubbingâ means being stuck listening to the shittiest music, surrounded by the worst people in all of Korea, drinking overpriced slop and watching Natty turn down a revolving door of douchebags on the dancefloor.
So, yeah.
If âfuck noâsâ were bricks, youâd be building the Great Wall of âFuck Noâ, big enough for aliens on the other side of the galaxy to see with a fucking telescope and have their first contact with the human race be a giant âFuck Noâ.
And thatâs your polite way of turning her down.
Yet somehow, Nattyâs hardly deterred.
âCome on, itâll be fun,â Natty sing-songs, shuffling on her tiptoes, shifting her weight from foot to foot, making her entire body jiggle. Itâs like sheâs intentionally trying to sell you on the idea with every little movement. Make you believe that if you came with her, youâd be able to find someone who comes close to looking half as good as she does in that⌠whatever-the-fuck that is. Bralette? Crop top? Whatever. Fat chance. "Come on, come, come, come. Be my wingman please!"
You already have your second âfuck noâ queued up, but Natty just wonât stop fucking talking.
âDonât you want to get laid? Donât you think you need to have fun after whatâs-her-name?â Natty continues, pouting at you through the screen.
And there it is, a study in how Natty usually gets her wayâjutting out her bottom lip, digging her thumb into the waistband of her panties to expose just a smidge more skin, leaning just right to make her tits look like theyâre about to pop out. Itâs like sheâs got a fucking manual. Â
âDonât tell me youâd rather stay at home with Handalf the Grey than come out with me and all my hot friends?â
âYou mean having to clean up after all your âhot friendsâ and their bullshit while you run off to score free drinks?â You retort, recalling all the other times when she managed to entice you out of your self-imposed isolation and into the deafening, sweaty hellhole known as a nightclub.
âSaid hot friends that youâre too much of a pussy to hit on, mind you,â Natty chides, and then oh-so-casually decides to drop this nugget: "They all like you, you know, they'd be more than happy to break this dry spell of yours if you just asked. Donât act like I havenât seen the way you look at Julie."
You can feel your cheeks reddening. Youâre not a teenager. You shouldnât blush at this shit. But here you are, falling for Nattyâs words and their magical abilities to needle at your insecurities and fill your head with thoughts of her friends and all their... well, incredibly positive attributes.
Natty pounces on your lapse in composure and gets closer to the camera, crouches. Drops down so sheâs on her heels and all you can see in that tiny window of your phone is the red of her plush, plump lips.
âCome, you pussyââ
âNattyââ
âDo it pussyââ
âNatty, if you think thatâs going to workââ
âPussy, pussy, pussyââ
Youâre yelling down the phone: âFuck, fine!â
Nattyâs victory dance is already in full swing before the words have even left your mouth. Bouncing around her room in pure joy at once again having ruined your evening. Dancing in that barely-there outfit, treating you to entirely sinful ripples across her curves and dips, pure sex on a pair of toned legs. Really makes you wonder how the fuck is she not illegal in at least fifty different countries. Â
You hide your face in your hands, because there it is, the reason youâve never really been able to deny her:
Her laughter, her energy, her fucking shameless glee whenever she manages to get her way (which, if youâre keeping count, is every single time).
Sheâs just so frustratingly adorable.
Somewhere in her celebrations, Natty finds exactly what she was looking for. Reaches down to the floor, picking up a beltâno, thatâs another skirtâthis one even tinier than the first.
âOh, this is perfect,â she preens, holding it out to the camera (to you), before stepping right into it. She spins around, making it dance around her hips. It does wonders for her thighs. "How do I look?â
You swallow. âLike youâre going to get fucked tonight.â
The glint in Nattyâs eyes. Like youâve just served up the finest compliment on a silver platter. You feel sorry for whatever poor soul crosses her path tonight.
Natty winks. âHereâs to hoping.â
â
Guess what?
Turns out you were right: this is the worst place in the world.
Only, youâre the sole person here that seems to think that.
Hours have passed since you helped Natty look perfectly fuckable and youâre at the bar, trying and failing to get the attention of the bartender. Unfortunately, he, like every other male with a beating heart and a boner seems far more interested in Nattyâs little dance routine than his thirsty clientele.
You canât blame him, really. Itâs built in how she moves.
Strobe lights cutting through the air like knives, slicing her into this series of absolutely pornographic snapshots as she dances. And sheâs not alone, she has friendsâbeautiful, all of them, in their own ways. They spin and twirl around her; but Nattyâs the sun here, the star that everything orbits.
(You included).
You see it play outâthe Natty effect. Men, even women alike gravitate to her, drawn by that magnetic force that is Natty at her very best. Trying to get a dance, maybe whisper a line they stole from some movie in her ear, even dare to reach out to touch or press themselves up against her.
But sheâs a black hole, a dark star. Canât get too close.
One by one, theyâre swallowed up by the void of Nattyâs disinterest. The shoulders slump, the smiles falter, and the hope in their eyes dies as Natty, with a simple flick of her wrist sends them stumbling back into the crowd, forgotten almost immediately.
And the whole time sheâs doing this, sheâs got you in her line of sight. A wink here, a smile there, a dance on its own; and all you can do is nod and pretend like youâre okay with all this.
You inhale. Deeply.
Her outfit looks even tinier in person.
You turn away for just a moment, shaking off thoughts of Natty, of her hips and their sway and her winks and her smile; attempting (and failing) to flag down the bartender once more.
This fucking night.
But, when you look back, Nattyâs no longer on the dancefloor.
Sheâs standing next to you. Arms looping around your neck.
âNattyââ
But sheâs not listening. Her eyes are darting around the room, searching for somethingâor someoneâthat you canât see. Your stomach clenches, because that look on Nattyâs face? Thatâs not her usual Iâm-about-to-make-some-poor-soul-my-bitch look. Thatâs something else entirely. Thatâs fear.
âShut up, I need a favour,â sheâs in your ear, yelling over the thrum of the bass thatâs rattling your ribcage.
You lean in, bend down to meet her, because, frankly, youâre worried. Youâve never seen Natty like this, wide eyed and shaky. Never seen her be anything but comfortable.
Youâve also never been this close to her. Felt her breath hot against your neck, felt her body press up against you, felt her softness, felt herâ
Fuck, you should be asking her whatâs wrong, but before you can even do that, the bartender's filling two shot glasses and sliding them over to Natty.
She takes one. You take the other. It tastes lethal.
Nattyâs nails dig into the back of your neck, and she looks at you, intense. Words fast and frantic. âJust pretend weâre together, okay? For a bit. Until I can figure this out. Justâjust keep playing along, yeah?â
You blink. The room blurs around you. You think you mightâve misheard. âWhat?â
âBe my boyfriend,â she says, taking a second shot before you can even digest the first. âI need you. Thereâs some creep and I need you. Now, please?â
You turn immediately, scanning the floor, but the lights and shadows make it near impossible to make out anything other than vague shapes and strobes of colour, let alone pinpoint a face. "Natty, where is he, I canâ"
"No, no, no," she cuts you off with a shake of her head. âFocus on me.â
âWait, why do I have toââ
âOh, shit there he isââ
And then sheâs kissing you.
Ending whatever argument you may have had, because sheâs grabbing, pulling you in, and her lips are on yours and oh fuck, sheâs really, really kissing you.
Itâs a slap to the face, and you need to reel in from the sting. Because youâre already forgetting what youâre doing, forgetting how your limbs work, because Nattyâs putting on the performance of a lifetime and youâre having trouble keeping up.
Her hands are in your hair, yours at the small of her back, and sheâs pulling you close, squishing against you and the taste of herâsweet like candy and sharp like vodkaâfilling you all the way up.
Your tongue catches up, flicking against hers, licking inside of her mouth and sheâs even convincing youâas if sheâs the one thatâs always been into the love at first sight bullshit and youâre the non-believer.
And itâs a problem, how right this feels. Because this isnât what friends doâdefinitely not Natty and you. But still, you can feel her tension, her need for this to be believable; and you donât dare to fuck it all up.
So you kiss her back, because thatâs what you do for Natty.
You always do what she needs.
Youâre about to pull away; this should be enough to have every single person here convinced that youâre hers and sheâs yours. But Nattyâs already sliding her tongue back in your mouth, pleading, âKeep going,â the moment a gap opens between your lips; and youâre diving back into the kiss without a second thought.
And then you hear it.
A flash of a camera.
A cheer.
A whistle.
Julie, Haneul, BelleâNattyâs friends, staring at you like proud fairy godmothers witnessing their own magic at work.
You break the kiss. You look down at Natty.
She giggles.
You feel like a fucking idiot.
"There is no creep, is there?"
Natty shrugs, looks up at you, and she actually looksâwhat is this? Shy? Embarrassed?
"There couldâve been," she says, her eyes wide and innocent, a mask. You see through her like you should have when she first wrapped her arms around your neck. Â Oh sure, like sheâs ever been innocent for a second in her entire life.
Sheâs far too smug for that.
You roll your eyes. You feel like every other idiot thatâs ever fallen for a bat of her lashes and a peek at her tits. Hope is a hell of a drug, especially when Nattyâs the dealer. And yet, despite yourself, the corner of your mouth quirks up. "You're fucking insane."
âMaybe.â Thereâs a long pause. Sheâs staring at your mouth. She presses a finger to your sternum. âBut I had to do something.â
It takes a second. What?
What does that mean?
You stare at Natty, lick your lips. Her taste still lingers.
âAsk yourself the same question Iâve been asking myself for months now,â she says, louder this time, her voice cutting through the noise of the club and hitting your ears with a sobering clarity.
You know what sheâs going to sayâwhat sheâs going to ask before sheâs even opened her mouth. Youâve been asking yourself the same thing too.
So, swallow hard, try to ignore the way Nattyâs friends have gone quiet. Try to ignore Nattyâs hand still resting against your chest, her eyes burning a hole right through you.
âWhy havenât we had sex yet?â
The bloodâs rushing to your cheeks; the music's too loud, the lights too bright, and the room's suddenly spinning around you like a carousel.
Fucking embarrassing.
But Natty doesnât crack a smile. She just looks up at you. Hopeful. Searching you, searching your eyes for an actual answer; and you already know what it is.
âBecause, Natty, weâre friends.â You offer up a weak smile, hoping against hope that sheâll buy it.
But she shakes her head. âOh, please. Like thatâs ever stopped anyone before. Besides, if you want to put a label on it, call it whatever the fuck you want. I just know what I need. Do you?â
You sigh. She gets closer. And closer.
Until your nose is brushing hers. Until her breath is hot on your face, until your heart is racing so fast you can feel it in your ears. Until her hand is sliding down, down, down, until itâs resting over your pants and oh, oh no, youâre straining.
You gasp. She smirks.
âSee? You want it too. And I know you do, because, sweetie, your cockâs practically begging me to pull it out and shove it between my tits right here in front of everyone.â
She just throws it out there, so casually, so bluntly, she might as well be talking about the weather. And maybe, maybe itâs the alcohol, or maybe itâs just Natty being Natty, but fuck you canât do anything but stay frozen still.
Youâre letting her hand linger. Youâre letting her touch you like sheâs got every right in the world. Youâre letting her because thereâs a part of youâthe part thatâs growing by the secondâthat wants to see just how far sheâll take this.
âSo, what is the real reason, ba-by?â
Because youâre in love with her. Youâre in love with her, and you canât just have casual sex with someone youâre in love with because it will ruin you.
But you donât say that. Instead, you just tell her: âTiming.â
That makes her laugh. Has her closing what little gap remained between your bodies, until her tits are flush against your chest, and youâre coming to the conclusion that, yes, you did help her pick out the perfect outfit for tonight.
Perfectly, hopelessly, fuckable.
âWell,â she says, and sheâs pulling you back down again and shutting you up with yet another kiss. âWeâve got all the time in the world now, donât we?â
â
Youâve been here before.
Many, many times before.
You installed the showerhead and fixed all the cabinets yourself. Even secured the lock that youâre now unlocking with the digits that you coded.
But somehow, it feels like a first.
First time youâve kissed her in the back of a car, pushed your hand up her skirt, felt the heat of her against your fingertips. First time youâve pinned her against the wall of an elevator, made her feel just how desperate you were for her against her thigh, made her promise to be so good for you when you got to her door.
First time being pulled through the threshold, hands at your chest, tearing your shirt off you before youâve even stepped foot in her apartment. Had her smiling against your mouth, because sheâs won, again, and you canât even bother to argue because youâve lost to her so many times now that this shouldnât be so surprising.
What is surprising though is how youâre naked first.
"Terrible, terrible taste." Natty's clicking her tongue as your shoes, your shirt, your pants are scattered along the floor behind you. âWeâll have to fix that.â
And then sheâs moving on, hands clawing down your stomach to land at the waistband of your underwear, hooking her thumbs in and yanking down. Youâre so obviously hardâyouâve barely made any effort to hide it from herâfuck, you pretty much flagged down the taxi with it.
"Holy fuck," is the first thing out of Natty's mouth when she takes a hold of you, feeling the naked weight of you in her palm. "Youâre really not messing around, are you? I was expectingâ"
"A sad, lonely little thing," you finish for her, because you've heard it before. "Yeah, you like to mention it a lot."
But Nattyâs not laughing now.
Sheâs just staring. Almost reverently. She decides, her voice a little raspy, tinted with an apprehension that you never knew she was capable of mustering, "I like it. It's... massive."
You lean in, pressing your mouth against hers because if sheâs going to say that, youâre going to kiss her, again and again, and thereâs a strong possibility you're never going to stop.
She whimpers, gasps into your mouth, says your name for the first timeânot some nickname, not a jab or an insult. Just your name, in your ears, like itâs something sacred.
Youâre not a saint. You canât ignore that.
Your cock jumps in her hand, and as if on instinct, she strokes you.
It's slow, purposeful. She's too good at this. Knows the right pressure, where to twist and wind her wrist. How to sweep her thumb over the tip, smear pre-cum over your skin, and this entire time she's staring down at your cock like she's discovered something new.
âThis is going to ruin me, isn't it?â she whispers, and you nod, because your voice is lodged in your throat and sheâs stealing the air from your lungs. âGoing to fit so fucking nicely inside me. Fuck itâs going to stretch me.â
You groan, collapse your weight into Natty, press your lips against the column of her throat.
Both hands now, one underneath, toying with your balls, balancing them in her fingers, and the other doing its best to squeeze, to pump, to make you fall for her with every stroke.
âI canât wait to ride this,â Natty kisses these words into your cheek, your jaw, leaves these marks all over your collarbone. âI wonder if I can fit it down my throat. God, can you imagine what itâll look like between my tits?â
And that makes your cock throb.
Because face it, Natty has always had a way of getting into your head; is far too dangerous with her words, and sheâs all too willing to abuse this power she has over you to get you do what she wants, which is now, apparently, fucking her senseless.
You let her, let her build and build this pressure, let it coil inside you, tighter and tighter. Until the need to feel her, all of her, is too much to handle.
Until you grab her, take her by the shoulders, push herânot hard, but firmlyâagainst the nearest wall.
Youâre not gentle about it, because Natty doesnât want gentle. She wants rough, she wants passionate, she wants to be fucked and have her cunt worshipped by way of complete ruin.
Sheâs told you as much.
"That's more like it," Natty bites into your ear, grips your shoulders. She follows your eyes. "Let me guess, my tits?"
So, maybe she has caught you looking once or twice. Either way, you donât care much for her top anymore, itâs served its purpose. You take a fistful of it and pull, ripping it right off her and tossing it to the floor with everything else thatâs kept the two of you from tearing each other apart.
âBetter?â Natty poses for you, puts her tits on displayâand yeah, you were right all along. Fucking immaculate.
You take a hold of one, palm it; fill your hand with flesh, twinge those dark, plump nipples, because of course youâre going to. Youâre going to pinch and squeeze and suck on them. Youâre going to mark her like sheâs already done to you. Mark them, with your teeth, with your tongue. Fuck, youâre going to make them yours.
But for now, you're just going to slap them, because you want to watch them jiggle up close.
You laugh. Natty does too.
"Much better."
And with that, youâre back on her. Kisses that are sloppy, wet, and filled with all the pent-up want that's been simmering for months. You donât even know where to begin with Natty, but you start with her mouth. Itâs a good place. Itâs always a good place with Natty.
Her hand doesnât stop moving, canât, wonât. The friction is heaven; you just let her touch you, fuck her hand while you indulge in her tits. Get to know the weight of them, the balance, the softness.
A sigh into your ear as your tongue finally finds her breasts, deep and messy, sliding over her nippleâsheâs already so sensitive, just a flick and sheâs gasping. Youâre not even trying to be precise anymore, not that Natty needs it, not that she needs anything but for you to enjoy yourself against her.
It all makes the room seem smaller, the walls close, surrounding you with the scentâcinnamon and sweat and something else thatâs just her.
âSee this is why fucking me is such a great idea,â she slurs against your shoulder, hand tightening, stroking you harder, faster.
You mumble an affirmative into her breast. Itâs a miracle you can still stand upright.
âIsnât this so much better than like everything else? Anyone else?â She sighs, breathy, sweet sounds, as she takes you by the wrist, guides your hand southwards.
Fingertips graze her stomach, trace around her belly button and lower; until youâre digging into her skirt and feeling the heat rise off her skin. Sheâs soaked right through her panties, dripping with it. Another place for your tongue to land.
âWe can just be fucking honest with each other,â Nattyâs explaining, eyes tearing when your finger pads her clit, pressing down just right. âYou already told me all the things you hate. All the things your bitch exes never let you do.â And she smiles, wicked. âNever had the tits to give you.â
Christ.
âAnd I can get you to fuck me exactly how I want with this big, fucking cock,â Natty finishes. "Weâre a perfect fucking match."
Itâs at that moment you find the zipper of her skirt, tugging it down, watching it fall to the feet. Leaving Natty to step out of the tiny scrap of fabric she calls her panties; abandoning the sticky mess of cotton.
You take a step back, unlatch your lips from her tits, because you need to see it. Need to finally see her, see your Natty, see the Natty you've never allowed yourself to look at.
So, take your time, drink her inâbecause the way sheâs standing there, the way sheâs touching herself now; biting her lip, sighing your name. All but saying, âLook all you want, but donât you dare look awayâ.
Look at the arch of her neck, the red youâve left there, that trail youâve burned down to her tits. Bruised and swollen from your tongue, your kisses, and yet still not marked enough. Follow the curve of her hips; how they flare out from her waist, the plush squish of her ass cheeks against the wall behind her.
You want to kiss her, from the tips of her toes to the top of head; all of her, every part of her, because now sheâs going to finally let you.
Because now you're going to fuck her until all she knows is you, going to make her scream your name, going to make her beg for you to fill her with your cock and cum and never ever leave her cunt empty again.
Thatâs the plan, anyway.
But Nattyâs got plans of her own.
âDidnât you say,â Natty begins, sighing, circling her cunt in a rhythm that youâre dying to recreate. She licks her lips. âThat your last ex refused to suck that lovely, magnificent cock of yours?
"Yeah," you stammer, at a loss for breath at just the sight of it all. âAnd werenât you trying to find someone to fuck your brains out?â
Nattyâs eyes light up; and there's that easy, charming grin that knocks you right off your feet. "Youâve always been such a good listener."
â
Natty's plotting to ruin you.
It's the only possible explanation for the way she's looking at you right nowâon her knees, at the foot of her bed, flanked by walls painted an ugly shade of pastel pink and Natty's tits, sandwiching your cock.
Youâd imagined it, thought about it when you shouldnât have been thinking about it. Whenever she brought you to watch her perform, whenever she sent you pictures of her outfit of the day. But your eyes always went there. Straight to Nattyâs tits, every time.
You knew they were big.
Youâve felt them, on accident (though they donât seem like accidents anymore).
But now, to have them enveloping your cock, drowning your shaft in their softness, and to have her, staring at your face with so much fucking excitement as she gives you everything youâve ever wantedâitâs surreal.
Youâre dying to paint them white.
âLooks like youâre already about to fall apart, baby,â she teases, and itâs even worse now that sheâs calling you these sweet names, saying them like sheâs always wanted to, like sheâs finally letting herself. âCouldnât wait, could you?â
âFuck, Nattyââ you breathe out, your hands finding her hair, tightening, because thatâs all you can manage to do when Nattyâs in control. Like sheâs always been.
âMmhmm,â she hums, keeping her eyes on you, making sure youâre watching, even as her tongue flicks out to taste you. A slow, taunting lick to make you buck your hips, desperate to feel the suction of her lips. âYou must have been dreaming about this, huh?â
You donât bother lying. She already knows the answer. âEvery. Fucking. Night.â
Nattyâs smile spreads across her face, and she rewards you with a kiss, pressing her lips down onto the head of your cock; before sliding them lower, eyes fluttering shut with the first taste of you. âWell, what took you so long? All you needed to do was show me your cock and Iâd have been happy to do it whenever you want me to. Happy for you to use my tits as your cum rag. You know that, right?â
She moves; and the sight of it aloneâNattyâs tits wrapped around your cock, bobbing up and down, hypnotising you with the flicker of her nipplesâup and down, up and down. Itâs merciless, unrelenting, and she keeps talking, keeps kissing these sweet little words into your cock that makes your hips jerk, trying to fuck her tits faster, harder.
"Look at how perfect you look," Natty keeps going, "how your cock fits so snug."
The sounds sheâs tearing from your throat as her tits take you, and sheâs barely even started.
âBut we can do better, canât we?â
Her pace picks up, and with it, the tightness of your grip on her hair. Sheâs pushing the ample mounds together, squeezing, putting her whole body into it, into this new art sheâs pioneering. Driving you insane with just her breasts, making you swell between them, throbbing as she works you over.
âSo big," sheâs panting from just the effort, the bounce, bounce, bounce of it all, "I can feel you getting so much bigger."
Everythingâs going too fast, her tits are too soft, her lips on you too hot, and sheâs drooling, her spit dripping down onto your cock. You want to tell her to stop, that you canât take it, but Natty just keeps going.
"Fuck,â Natty mewls, pinching her own nipples, for you, for her. Pinching and rolling them, making them nice and stiff and swollen. âLet me just try andââ
She cranes her head, bends; takes your cock deeper into the warm, wet heat of her mouth. Her tongue darts out licks your cock, gets that sweet spot on the underside, makes you shake underneath her.
Natty holds you there, even as you groan, even as your hips rise; just licks, spits, sucks. Her mouth moving up and down on you, making a mess down your shaft, down her tits. Taking you deeper, deeper, until youâre fucking her face.
She moans around you as your hips buck and you push deep, desperate for it. Her eyes water, her cheeks hollow, and sheâs got you. Youâre in her mouth and sheâs loving it. Loving the power she has over you, loving giving you what she wants, loving how youâre pulling her by the hair, desperate to feed her more of your cock into her throat.
Like your entire relationship has been building up to this momentâto Nattyâs tits wrapped around you, her mouth all over you, her eyes on yours, watching as you fuck her face.
"Fuck, Natty," you grunt, your voice barely recognisable. "What the fuckâ"
But Natty's just smiling, youâre fucking that smug little smile on her lips, and sheâs taunting you. "Come on baby, keep going, keep going."
Itâs utterly obsceneâthe smack of her lips around your cock, her slobbering all over you, her gagging, her moaning around you, looking up at you and asking, âIs that all youâve got?â
You're so close, so fucking close, and she knows it. Moving her tits faster, faster, and you're about to blow your load all over Natty's pretty face, her chest.
But she keeps talking.
Even as you stuff her cheeks, even as you muffle her, âNone of those other skinny bitches could do this, could they, could handle this big, fat cock?â
Even as you force her down, pull her by the hair, âYouâve been so obsessed with my body, so obsessed with my tits, havenât you?â
Even as her tits slide off you and your cock smacks her across her cheek, âI always saw the way you looked at them, fuck I was showing them off for you, you just took too fucking long to notice.â
She won't stop fucking talking.
You finally snap. "God, are you ever going to stop?"
But Natty just laughs, bats her lashes. Slides her tongue from your base to your tip. "Maybe you should find something to gag me with."
Your hand wraps around her throat, squeezing just enough to make her eyes go wide, to make her mouth pop open. She rolls out her tongue for you, and you know what she expects you to do, what she expects you to fill her mouth with.
But you donâtâinstead, you fill it with your kiss.
It's deep, itâs bruising, itâs saying âfuck youâ in the sweetest way possible, without uttering a single syllable. Natty laughs against your mouth, a âfuck youâ right back with her teeth, biting down on your lower lip. Not breaking skinânot yetâbut the promise is there.
Her hand leaves your cock to wrap around your neck, pulling you closer to her, her mouth eager for yours, and you donât even think twice before you hoist her up, her legs wrapping around your waist. Giggling againâanother sound thatâs going to be your undoingâbefore youâre both stumbling back onto her bed.
The mattress dips under the weight of your bodies falling back into it. Natty straddles you, presses her cunt down onto your thighs. So wet you can feel it on your thigh, leaving your skin sticky and stained with her. Your hands move to her hips, dragging her closer, so you can feel the friction grinding against your cock, making you ache.
She breaks your kiss, gasping for air. Her eyes are dark, pupils blown wideâseeing her pant like this, itâs not even fair. Sheâs just so fucking beautiful, like a painting youâre afraid to touch because you might smudge it.
You tell her as much.
She blinks. Blushes.
Grins.
âYou,â Natty breathes, her hand trailing down your chest, finding your heartbeat, resting there for a beat, two, âare so fucking in love with me.â
You donât argue because sheâs right.
Her hand slides up your arms, nails dig in and sheâs got your wrists, pinning them over your head. You let her. Let her grind herself against your cock, feel the warm, wet heat of her cunt against the tip.
She takes her sweet time, melting herself into you, pressing her tits into your chest, and you can feel her heart racing against yours.
She whispers, âGod, Iâve waited so fucking long for this.â
You canât even form a coherent thought, so you just grunt.
âIâve dreamt about this so much,â she continues, breathless words sending shivers down your spine. âYour cock, fuck, itâs just as perfect as I imagined. And now, itâs all mine.â
And then she does itâshe sinks down onto you, slow and sweet, her pussy taking you in inch by glorious inch. You groan into her shoulder, your eyes shut as Nattyâs tight heat surrounds you. Itâs like nothing youâve ever felt before; sure thereâs been others but something about Nattyâs cunt is so intense itâs almost painful.
âSo tight,â you grit out, the words torn from your chest like theyâre made of glass. She just laughs, low, sultry, and starts to move.
Itâs a dance, a rhythm thatâs been building between the two of you for what feels like an eternity. Sheâs rocking her hips back and forth in this torturous grind. Fucking you like itâs the last thing sheâll ever do, like she needs to make the most of it. Like youâre going to vanish into thin air the second she lets you go.
âI knew youâd feel this good,â Natty sighs into your neck, already surrendering to your cock. âFuck, I knew itâwhy did you keep this from me?â
You canât answer, not really.
Youâre too lost in the feel of her, too consumed by the way sheâs moving on top of you. Every inch of her body is pressed against yours, and sheâs so warm, so alive, that you canât think of anything but how Nattyâs finally letting you in. How sheâs letting you make her whole.
But itâs too much. Nattyâs cunt, tight and wet, fucking you so slow itâs a fucking crime. Pinning you down, a butterfly on a board spread out, displayed, unable to do anything but take her sweet, sweet punishment. And sheâs whispering it in your ear, grinding down, rolling her hips, âFuck you. Fuck you for keeping this from me,â with every stroke.
Sheâs doing it on purpose, youâre sure of it. Driving you crazy, making you beg, making you want it more than youâve ever wanted anything in your life. Your hips jerk up to meet her, trying to speed things up, to get that friction you need, but Natty just pushes down on your shoulders, keeping you in place.
So you tell her, "This is fucking torture."
Natty just smirks, her hips never stilling. "Is it?" she asks, as if this all isnât intentional. Like she doesnât have some grand plan to ensure you never forget the things her cunt can do to you. "Do something about it then."
So, you do.
It takes more effort than youâll ever admit, but you break her grip on your wrists, grab her hips, and flip her over, sending her sprawling onto the bed, face down.
The squeal from her. Itâs music.
How her eyes go wide when you treat her like a ragdoll, how her tits juggle and bounce, smacking the mattress. And when you push down into her, slamming your hips into her ass, how she arches back into you, her back bowing like a fucking violin.
âYes!â She cries, fucking cheers into the mattress, like sheâs been waiting for thisâfor you to have had enough of her shit and take her without asking. âYes, yes, yesââ
You hover over her, throb inside her. "Is this what you fucking wanted?"
Natty sighs into the bedsheets, urging her hips against you, begging without words, begging for you to do more.
âYou want it rough, baby?â
âYeah,â Natty says, pushing back against you again, nodding immediately. âIf you can.â
Still with the provocations, unable to resist pressing at your buttons.
You grab her hair, yank it back so sheâs staring at you, force her to look at you. And you fuck her hard. Fuck her like youâve wanted to since the first time she walked into your life and decided to make it all about her.
You fill her with deep, long strokes, fill the room with the smacks of your hips colliding against her, of your cock thrusting into her cunt again and again.
She claws at the sheets, trying to find purchase, trying to push back against you. But youâre too strong, too desperate.
You pound into her, impale her with your cock, watch her face twist in pleasure, in pain. Youâre fucking her like youâre trying to break her, like she asked. Trying to solve herâhow hard can she take it, how deep, how fast.
But Natty wonât give you an answer, she just takes it allâevery inch, ever pump into her sopping wet cunt. Just grins and takes every bit of your need, your frustration. A bottomless pit of pleasure, begging for more with every whine, every little noise she makes thatâs not quite a scream but is so close that it rattles your brain.
And when you finally let go of her hair, Nattyâs licking her lips, and without even a care for what it does to you, she coaxes, âYou can do better.â
You donât know how she can talk right now, how she can even think with your cock so deep inside her, but something about the way she says it makes you want to test the limits of her ability to stay coherent.
But first, thereâs the problem of her ass.
âLetâs see about that,â you murmur, dragging your hand down her spine, feeling the dip of her waist, the swell of her hips, and coming to a stop at her perfectly rounded ass. Itâs a masterpiece, a work of art, and youâve always had a bit of an artistâs soul.
You do what comes naturally.
A spank against Nattyâs ass. Hard, hard enough to make her yelp.
Againâanother slap, another yelp, louder, better.
You keep fucking her, keep spanking her, keep watching red bloom across her cheeks and Natty squirm underneath you. The whines get louder, her cunt gets wetter, but itâs still not enough to dull that smug look on her face.
âFuck yes,â Natty gasps, raises her ass, presenting it to you like a trophy for you to claim. âI always knew you had it in you.â
You grab her hips harder, your knuckles white, your hand a blur as it connects with her ass. Itâs so explicit, the sound of it in the quiet of Nattyâs apartmentâeach spank echoing through the room like a gunshot.
But Natty just takes it, her body jolting with each hit, her cunt tensing and tightening around you.
âGod, donât fucking stop,â Natty sputters, tears of pained pleasure leaking from the corners of her eyes. âYouâre using me so good.â
You lean down, kissing hard against her neck, branding her shoulder. You want her to feel you, to remember you. To not be able to ever feel remotely good again without first thinking of you.
"It's your fucking fault, Natty," you growl into her ear. "You drive me mad."
And she laughs, the sound vibrating through her body and going straight to your cock. "Good," she answers, "Good. Be mad. Be angry."
But youâre beyond that now, beyond the point of no return. All that you know is Nattyâs cunt, Nattyâs ass, Nattyâs moans, and Nattyâs grin that youâre aching to wipe off her face.
"Fucking hate me if you want," sheâs saying, and she canât seem to stop, "just donât stop fuckingâah!â
You nearly stop when you realise youâve finally done it. Finally left Natty out of breath, lost for words. A fucking miracle, reallyâthe kind that makes you feel like a fucking god.
It doesnât stop her cunt clenching around you, tight as a vice, because even now, Nattyâs got some kind of death grip pussy, and sheâs using it to fucking kill you.
You whisper in her ear, âYou like that?â
Her only response is a breathy, needy little whine, so you spank her again.
And again.
Her cunt tightens. Sheâs close, so close. You can feel it.
âYou like it when I use you, Natty?â
She nods, her eyes screwed shut, her mouth crying into the mattress, a mess of hair and sweat and utter bliss.
âSay it,â you demand, slapping her ass once more, watching as the pain ripples through her. âSay it.â
And Natty does, because sheâs a good little whore, because sheâs yours now. âYes, yes, I like it when you use me, when you fuck me like this, when itâs only about you, your cock, your needs, your pleasureââ
God, it feels good to hear her say it, but you still want more than just words. You want her to fucking scream it.
You make the bed shake, knock the headboard against her wall, itâs a competition of whatâs going to break firstâthe frame or her.
âThis cunt. Your cunt. Iâm going to use it. Fuck it whenever I want.â
But Natty catches you off guard, because thatâs what Natty does best. She opens her eyes, looks right into yours, and suddenly she has her voice again: âWhenever I want. Youâre going to fucking move in with me.â
You freeze. Your hand mid-spank. Your cock mid-thrust. It throws you entirely off, because, what the fuck?
"You're going to be my boyfriend now," Natty says, wrenching back control, fucking her ass back into you. Stating not asking, leaving no room for argument. "Move in with me, your place sucks anyway."
"You're out of your fucking mind," you start to protest, but she cuts you off with another squeeze of her cunt around you, and now sheâs the one fucking you, her hips rolling back and forth in this maddening, sinful way that has you biting down on your tongue to keep from shouting.
"Move in and just fuck me every day," she says, all light and airy, like itâs already been decided, like moments ago you didnât have her dead to rights. "Morning to night. It would be so fucking nice."
This is real, you know that for sure. Itâs not just something sheâs saying to get off, not another way to get under your skin. You know it in her voice, sheâs deadly serious and suddenly your mindâs racing.
"Come on," Natty purrs, punctuating each word with a slap of her ass against your waist, "You know you want it, why fucking wait?"
Sheâs not wrong. It makes too much fucking sense to deny. And yet, part of you still can't believe it. That Natty, the girl who's had countless men at her feet, could have any man at her feet, actually wants you. That Natty is underneath you now, eyes glossed over with need, mouth swollen from your kisses, ass cheeks flushed crimson from your palm.
"I'll take such good care of you, baby," she says, unaware that sheâs already completely won, unaware that her cunt already has you bending to her will. "Every day, every night.â
You can't help but nod. You're too consumed in her to do anything else. You just let go of everything. The fears, the doubt, the fucking logic.
And Natty says it, the three words that seal your fateâ"I'll love you," she cries out, "I'll fucking love you forever if you just keep giving me this fucking cock."
It's like the world stops, like everything you've ever wanted is right there in front of you, wrapped up in Natty's tight fucking body.
You're so close, so fucking close, that you can almost taste itâthe sweet release of your orgasm; giving in to Nattyâs unbelievably sensational cunt sleeving your cock, pulsing with each thrust, desperate to milk you dry.
Thereâs nothing left to do but give Natty wants. Fuck her, hammer into her so hard that youâre going to fuck a Natty-shaped hole into the mattress, fucking shatter her bedframe, and then keep drilling her straight through the floor.
And sheâs crying out your name, forgetting about everything that isnât you, isnât your cock, isnât the dream of your cum filling her to the brim and spilling out of her cunt every single day for the rest of your fucking lives.
âAre you close, baby? Are you going to cum for me? Please, give it to me, I need it so bad, I need it now, because I'm about to, about to, about toâ"
And then it happens.
Fucking destroys her.
It hits. A crescendo that peaks as you bottom out inside her, shaking her to the core. Her cunt spasms about you, her body rises off the bed as if youâre performing a fucking exorcism, and she screams your name so loud itâs only a matter of time before the neighbours come banging on her door.
"Oh my fucking god youâ"
Natty gushes around your cock, juices running down your shaft, your balls, and sheâs squirting. Oh god, sheâs squirting all over the fucking place.
Nattyâs body goes rigid, her back arching so much itâs like sheâs trying to fold in half, crying, sputtering these words that don't even make senseâuntil you realise she's speaking an entirely different fucking language.
Not that it matters, because you can tell what she's saying, read it in her body, in the way she's spurting and making a big fucking mess beneath your bodies. Whatever sheâs saying sounds utterly depraved, filthy and so, so good to your ears.
It keeps going and going, until she has enough sense to speak your language again, needing to make sure you hear it when she saysâ"fucking fill me, baby," she whimpers. "Give me everything, all your fucking cum."
And itâs your turn to be hitâlike a fucking freight train.
You're cumming, hard and fast and out of fucking nowhere. Your balls tighten, your cock throbs, and youâre flooding Natty���s cunt.
Itâs biological, in every cell of your bodyâlike your entire being is coming undone, and the only thing holding you together is Natty, Natty, Natty.
Her body shaking beneath you, her cunt contracting around your cock as wave after wave of cum fills her up.
Sheâs so fucking tight, so fucking perfect, that you can feel every pulse of your orgasm, every drop of your cum spurting into her. You're not sure how long it lasts, how much you give her, but itâs enough to make your muscles shake, enough to knock the architecture right out of your limbs.
"So fucking good, so fucking good," Natty coos. "Fucking finally, finally filling me up so good."
Her moans a lullaby, sending shockwaves of pleasure through your body with every syllable. You lean down, burying your face in the crook of her neck, your every inhale and exhale ragged as you try to catch your breath. Still twitching inside her, still releasing the last of your cum, and Nattyâs just lying there, her body limp, her eyes closed, basking in it all.
"So perfect," she keeps repeating, right up until the very end, âSo, so, perfect.â
You collapse on top of her, just lie there shivering together, your face next to hers. Sheâs got this look on her face, a victorious glow, and you just have to accept it. Yeah, sheâs won again, in devastatingly convincing fashion.
For a second, youâre both just thatâspent, exhausted, entirely drained. Like youâve just run a marathon. Or been in a fight. Or both.
Then Nattyâs got the nerve to stir, to kiss your cheek with the tenderness of a whisper. Lips softer than you thought possible, given how hard sheâs just been fucking you. And thatâs it, the moment your body decides itâs had enough of playing dead, enough of lying there like a sack of potatoes.
You roll over, bringing Natty with you, her body curling into yours like sheâs been made to fit there. Her head rests on your chest, her legs entwined with yours, and for a moment, you just hold her close.
It feels fucking right.
"Tomorrow," Natty sighs contentedly, her cheek finding home atop your heartbeat.
You blink. "Tomorrow?"
"Yeah, you're moving in tomorrow." Nattyâs deciding for you already, setting the dynamic for the rest of your future. Doing all this with her eyes still shut as she snuggles closer to you. "I'll hire the movers."
You sigh, the weight of the world and Natty's body both feeling surprisingly light. You think about the next few days, the weeks, the years even, with Natty. The idea is so ludicrous, so absurd, that it feels like a fever dream.
But as you hold her, feel her warmth, her unabashed, blatant satisfaction, something inside you shifts. A reframing of the concept of Natty that you hold in your head. The thought of her naked body in your bed, her laughter in your living room, her mess in your kitchenâit doesnât feel like an intrusion, it feels like home.
"Are you sure?" you ask. A little shaky, a little hopeful.
Natty opens one eye to look at you, a laugh playing on her lips. "Oh, you know I'm going to be the worst fucking roommate ever."
"Yeah, I can see that. But as long as you keep being the best fucking everything else..." Your words trail off into a whisper, your hand tracing idle patterns on her back.
And then she says it again.
"Youâre so fucking in love with me."
Natty kisses you hard, deep, her tongue sliding against yours. And you know, you fucking know, that she's right. You are desperately, entirely, so fucking in love with her, and you wouldn't have it any other way.
You laugh, the sound a little desperate, a little wild, and roll her again, pin her down again. A strange feeling rushes through your mind. Like youâre going to be repeating this exact same motion for the next hundred years. And somehow, that doesnât sound like the worst thought in the world.
Natty squeals, cheers, moans when you settle between her legs.
"Fuck you, Natty."
"Oh, baby," Natty giggles, reaching down between your legs, squeezing you. Once. Twice. Until you're filling her hand once more. "That's what I'm here for."
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Under the Mistletoe
Lando Norris x Reader
Summary: Lando really wants you to kiss him under the mistletoe. Sounds normal enough, right? Wrong! So wrong
Warnings: 18+ content and description of an allergic reaction
The apartment is finally quiet. The muffled thrum of conversation and laughter that had filled every corner just hours ago has faded, leaving only the faint crackle of the fireplace in the living room. It smells like pine needles, spiced cider, and the faint citrus tang of your new body wash. You pad softly down the hallway in your slippers, the wooden floor cool beneath your feet.
âLando?â You call, peeking into the dimly lit bedroom.
Heâs there, of course, but the sight that greets you isnât what you expect.
Lando is lying on his back, smack in the middle of the bed, arms folded behind his head like he doesnât have a care in the world. Heâs wearing nothing. Absolutely nothing ⌠except for a single, strategic adornment. Tied with what looks like a strip of red ribbon, a sprig of mistletoe dangles provocatively from his dick.
âSeriously?â You stop in the doorway, blinking. âWhat the hell are you doing?â
âHappy Christmas,â he says, grinning like the Cheshire cat.
âThatâs not an answer.â
âItâs an invitation.â He tilts his head slightly, his curls a messy halo against the pillow. âYouâve got to kiss me.â
âOh, Iâve got to, have I?â You fold your arms, biting back a smile.
âUnder the mistletoe,â he clarifies, as if that makes it any less ridiculous. âItâs the rules. I donât make them.â
âYou absolutely made this up.â
Lando shrugs, utterly unrepentant. âDoes it matter?â
You stand there for a moment, torn between amusement and disbelief. âYou know, normal people just leave cookies for Santa. Not âŚâ You gesture vaguely at him, at the ribbon, at everything.
âNot everything has to be normal,â he says, his grin softening slightly. Thereâs something teasing in his tone, but thereâs sincerity, too. âCome on, itâs Christmas. Donât leave me hanging.â
âYouâre unbelievable.â
âAnd you love me for it.â
Thereâs no point denying it. You do love him â ridiculous, over-the-top antics and all. With a sigh thatâs more for show than anything else, you take a few steps closer to the bed.
âAlright,â you say, pretending to consider. âWhere exactly am I supposed to kiss you? The mistletoeâs not even âŚâ You trail off, waving a hand vaguely in the air.
Lando smirks, his eyes dancing. âWhere do you think?â
âYouâre unbelievable,â you say again, but youâre already climbing onto the bed. The mattress dips under your weight, and Lando watches, clearly pleased with himself.
âYouâre not protesting much,â he points out.
âShut up.â
âYou could have just stayed in the doorway, you know. Told me off or something. But no, here you are-â
âLando,â you cut in, leaning over him.
âYeah?â
âShut up.â
Your lips are on his before he can say anything else, cutting off whatever smug reply he had planned. His hands slide instinctively to your waist, pulling you closer as you kiss him.
Itâs not rushed. The night has been long, full of people and noise and obligations, and this moment feels like a welcome reprieve. Landoâs mouth is warm, insistent but unhurried, and you let yourself get lost in it for a while, your fingers tangling in his hair.
When you finally pull back, he looks up at you, flushed and grinning.
âGood start,â he says, his voice a little breathless.
âDonât push your luck.â
âI wouldnât dream of it.â
You raise an eyebrow, giving him a pointed look. âReally?â
âOkay, maybe a little,â he admits, his grin widening.
Shaking your head, you shift your attention downward. The ribbon, the mistletoe â itâs so absurd you have to laugh.
âDid you seriously tie this yourself?â You ask, running a finger lightly along the edge of the ribbon.
âMaybe.â
âMaybe?â
âFine, yes. Took me a solid twenty minutes, too. Those stupid YouTube tutorials make it look way easier than it is.â
âYouâre ridiculous.â
âAnd yet,â he says, his voice dropping slightly, âyouâre still here.â
You meet his gaze, your laughter fading. The teasing, playful look in his eyes hasnât disappeared, but thereâs something else there now â something softer, more vulnerable. Itâs the look he gets when heâs reminding you, without words, just how much you mean to him.
âWell,â you say quietly, âit is Christmas.â
âAnd youâve got to follow the rules,â he murmurs.
âRight.â
The bed creaks slightly as you shift again, positioning yourself more comfortably. You lean down, pressing another kiss to his lips â gentler this time, more lingering. Then you trail kisses along his jaw, his collarbone, the faint dusting of freckles across his chest.
Lando lets out a soft, contented sigh, his hands finding your hips again. âYouâre taking this very seriously,â he says, his voice tinged with amusement.
âIâm nothing if not thorough.â
âLucky me.â
You glance up at him briefly, smirking. âYouâve no idea.â
When you finally reach the ribbon, you pause, your lips hovering just above it. Landoâs breathing hitches slightly, his grip on your waist tightening.
âMerry Christmas, Lando,â you murmur.
âBest Christmas ever,â he replies, his voice low and fervent.
And then, with deliberate slowness, you kiss him under the mistletoe.
You pause for a beat, the mistletoe brushing lightly against your cheek. Landoâs breathing is heavier now, his chest rising and falling beneath you. Heâs trying to stay still, but his fingers dig into your skin, betraying how much control heâs losing.
âYou alright up there?â You ask, teasing, your voice low.
âYou know Iâm not,â he mutters, his words strained.
âGood.â
And with that, you continue. Deliberate. Unhurried. Every movement of your mouth is purposeful, every touch designed to unravel him. Lando groans, low and broken, the sound rumbling through the quiet room like a storm on the horizon.
âFuck, youâre âŚâ He cuts himself off, his head tipping back into the pillow. His hands flex against your hips, as if holding you steady is the only thing grounding him.
âSay it,â you murmur, barely pulling away for a second.
He glances down at you, his hazel eyes dark and glassy. âYouâre killing me,â he manages, his voice hoarse.
You smile, the corners of your mouth curving just slightly before you return to your task. Landoâs hands slip from your shoulders, clutching the sheets instead. Heâs completely undone now â his breathing ragged, his head thrown back, his body trembling beneath you.
âF-fuck ⌠close,â he stammers, his words tumbling out like heâs barely holding them together.
You hum softly in acknowledgment, the vibration of it drawing a sharp, involuntary gasp from him. Itâs all he can take.
He breaks.
A strangled sound escapes his throat as his body tenses, and you taste the telltale musky warmth on your tongue. You stay where you are for a moment, letting him ride out the high, his grip on the sheets going slack.
When itâs over, you pull back slowly, swallowing before wiping at the corner of your mouth. One drop clings stubbornly to your lip, and you swipe it away with your thumb, catching Landoâs hazy, satisfied gaze as you do.
âYou alright there?â You ask softly, your tone light but full of affection.
âBarely,â he mutters, his voice thick. He exhales sharply, his chest still heaving as he lets his head fall to the side, watching you with a dazed grin. âYouâre-â
âWhat?â You tilt your head innocently, wiping your hand on a tissue before tossing it onto the nightstand.
âPerfect,â he finishes, his voice soft and full of something deeper than just the moment.
You laugh quietly, crawling up the bed to lie beside him. He pulls you close immediately, one arm draped over your waist, the other brushing back a strand of hair from your face.
âWas this your master plan all along?â You tease, resting your head against his shoulder.
âMaybe,â he admits, still catching his breath.
âAnd?â
âIt worked, didnât it?â He grins, leaning down to press a kiss to your forehead.
You roll your eyes but smile against his skin. âMerry Christmas, Lando.â
âHappy Christmas,â he murmurs, his voice heavy with exhaustion and contentment.
For a moment, neither of you says anything more. The only sound is the quiet crackle of the fire in the distance, and the world beyond the bedroom feels miles away.
Eventually, Lando breaks the silence. âSo ⌠same thing next year?â
You shove him playfully, laughing as his grin widens. âGo to sleep.â
And with him wrapped around you, the warmth of his love settling over you like a blanket, you do.
***
The morning light creeps through the curtains, warm and soft, a stark contrast to the frantic energy in the room. You stir awake first, stretching lazily until you feel Lando shift beside you, letting out a low, uncomfortable groan.
âUgh,â he mutters, his voice muffled by the pillow. âSomethingâs wrong.â
âWhat do you mean, wrong?â You mumble sleepily, rolling over to look at him.
He doesnât respond immediately, just shifts again, his body stiff and tense. Then he sits up abruptly, wincing as if every movement hurts.
âLando?â You ask, more alert now.
âIt ⌠hurts,â he says, glancing down at himself. âLike, bad.â
You follow his gaze, and thatâs when you see it. The redness. The swelling.
âOh my God,â you say, your voice shooting up an octave. You sit up fully, the sleepiness disappearing in an instant. âWhat happened?â
âI donât know!â He exclaims, his face a mixture of panic and embarrassment. âIt was fine last night!â
âWell, itâs not fine now!â You scoot closer, carefully inspecting the irritated skin. Itâs blotchy, bright red, and looks alarmingly angry.
âItâs swollen,â he groans.
âNo kidding.â
âWhat do we do?â He asks, his voice bordering on frantic.
âFirst, calm down,â you say, though your own voice isnât exactly steady. âSecond ⌠oh my God, Lando, do you think itâs the mistletoe?â
His eyes widen as the realization hits. âYou think Iâm allergic?â
âDo you have any idea where that stuffâs been stored? Itâs probably coated in dust or pollen or something. Or-â Your voice catches. âDo you think youâve always been allergic?â
âIâve never, uh ⌠put it on my cock before, so how would I know?â
The two of you stare at each other for a moment, panic simmering between you.
âWe need help,â Lando says finally.
âLike ⌠a doctor?â
âNo!â He yelps. âWeâre not going to a doctor for this!â
âThen what-â
âCall Jon,â he blurts out, cutting you off.
âWhat?â You ask, incredulous. âYour performance coach?â
âYeah! He knows, like, medical stuff. And he wonât make it weird.â
You raise a skeptical eyebrow but grab your phone anyway, scrolling to Jonâs number. âOh, this isnât going to be awkward at all,â you mutter as it rings.
âHello?â Jon answers, sounding far too chipper for the situation.
âUh, hi, Jon,â you begin, exchanging a look with Lando. âItâs Y/N. Lando and I have ⌠a bit of a problem.â
âWhat kind of problem?â Jon asks, his voice immediately shifting to professional concern.
âWell âŚâ You trail off, glancing at Lando, who gestures frantically for you to continue. âItâs kind of ⌠personal.â
âY/N,â Jon says patiently, âyouâre going to have to be a little more specific.â
You let out a heavy sigh, pinching the bridge of your nose. âOkay, fine. Landoâs ⌠area is swollen and covered in a rash.â
Thereâs a beat of silence.
â⌠Come again?â Jon finally says, and you can practically hear him trying not to laugh.
âItâs not funny!â Lando shouts from the bed. âItâs serious!â
âOh, itâs serious?â Jon repeats, his voice full of barely concealed amusement. âAlright. How did this happen?â
You hesitate, then mumble, âHe ⌠tied mistletoe to it last night.â
Jon doesnât reply immediately, but the faint sound of him choking back laughter comes through the line.
âCan you help or not?â Lando snaps, his cheeks flushing red â whether from anger or embarrassment, youâre not sure.
âOkay, okay,â Jon says, his tone softening. âItâs probably an allergic reaction. Clean the area thoroughly, apply a topical antihistamine if you have one, and keep it elevated to reduce swelling.â
âElevated?â You echo, frowning. âHow are we supposed to-â
âJust do your best,â Jon says, clearly suppressing a laugh again. âAnd if it doesnât improve in a few hours, you might need to, uh ⌠consult a professional.â
âThanks, Jon,â you say quickly, hanging up before Lando can yell again.
Lando groans, flopping back onto the bed. âThis is the worst Christmas ever.â
âYouâll survive,â you say, grabbing the first-aid kit from the bathroom. âNow, let me see.â
âThis is humiliating,â he mutters, but he doesnât resist as you sit beside him, carefully applying the ointment Jon suggested.
âHold still,â you say gently, your touch careful.
He winces but doesnât complain further, watching you with a mix of gratitude and lingering embarrassment. After a few minutes, the redness looks slightly less angry, though the swelling is still noticeable.
Once youâre done, you sit back with a sigh, your hands on your knees. âWell, that was a bonding experience.â
Lando lets out a shaky laugh. âYeah, not exactly what I had planned.â
You glance at him, your lips twitching upward despite everything. âSo ⌠was it worth it?â
He grins, some of his usual confidence returning. âNext year, Iâll make sure to have an epipen ready.â
You laugh, leaning down to kiss his forehead. âNext year, maybe letâs stick to normal traditions. Like cookies. Or matching pajamas.â
âWeâll see,â he says, smirking as he leans back against the pillows. âIâve still got a whole year to think of something even better.â
âGod help us all,â you mutter, but thereâs affection in your voice.
And despite the chaos, as you settle back into bed beside him, you canât help but think itâs still a Christmas to remember.
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I absolutely adore your roommate James series! Itâs so tender and soft and sweet and it feels like the literary version of a hug đ you nail it every time!
Thank you sweetness!!! I am giving you a hug actually <3
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Things have come to a point where James needs to admit to himself that he likes you as more than a friend.Â
The problem is, he likes you as a friend so much. Heâs no stranger to the dilemma of risking a friendship for something more, but heâs not a teenager anymore and youâre not Lily. James knows he wouldnât be able to play it off as a silly, harmless crush with you. And, really, he wouldnât want to. You bully your way into his thoughts all day long. Your sweet voice, the way you talk with your eyes, tiny moments like the way your lips parted when heâd first slipped and called you sweetheart. Youâd schooled your expression into teasing exasperation almost immediately, but there had been a softening in your eyes that made him impatient to do it again.
If he told you all that, James would probably come home to find all your things gone. You can barely handle it when he tells you you look nice. He doesnât want to lose you.Â
So, against his wishes and all his instincts and proclivities, heâs going to let it lie. James wants to be your friend more than he wants to discover what else you could be together. He can love you this way, too.Â
That doesnât do anything to deaden the thrill that goes up his spine when he picks up his phone and hears your voice on the other end, though.
âJames?âÂ
âY/n?â He checks the number on his phone. Itâs not in his contacts.Â
âYeah. Um, are youâare you busy?â Thereâs a wobble in your voice. Jamesâ heart drops straight down to his stomach.Â
âIâm not,â he says, stopping short of the field where his teammates are gathering and turning back towards his car. âIs everything alright?âÂ
âYeah.â Itâs clearly not, but he was silly to ask. Of course youâd say that. âI just, if youâre free, I was wondering if you could maybe pick me up?âÂ
That wobble hasnât gone from your voice. Jamesâ heart trembles in solidarity.Â
He gets back in his car, starting the ignition with perhaps a tad too much force. âIâm on my way,â he promises. âWhere are you, whatâs wrong?âÂ
âIâm outside the Waterstones on Manor Road, you know where that is?âÂ
âI know the one, yeah.âÂ
Your voice sounds held together by fragments. âIâm sorry, itâs far.âÂ
âDonât be sorry,â he says, then regrets it instantly. This is hardly the time for a good-natured scolding. He turns out of the parking lot. âIâm coming. Whatâs wrong?âÂ
âIâveâIâve had my phone and wallet taken. I donât have my key to the apartment.âÂ
âTaken?â Jamesâ head buzzes like a TV turned to the wrong channel. âBy who?âÂ
âA man, IâI donât know. Um, Iâm borrowing this womanâs phone, and I think I should give it back.â
His lungs feel small, panic choking him. âIâll be there in thirty minutes. Be safe, yeah?â Â
âYeah.â A breath crackles through the phone. James wonders if youâd been choking, too. âThanks, James.âÂ
âJust be safe.âÂ
The sun has dipped below most buildings by the time he gets there. It makes it difficult to see you, but Jamesâ eyes work like a compass, finding your shadowy form curled up on the curb. The bookstore looks to be closed or close to it, no patrons walking by you as you sit with your knees bent close to your chest.Â
You see his car pull up, and heâs halfway to you before youâre even standing. Your arms come around James as readily as his around you, your face squished willingly into the fabric of his workout shirt. Your breath seems to stutter out of you.Â
âItâs okay,â he says, grasping the back of your head. Heâs not sure if heâs talking to you, or himself, or either of you. Heâll tell whoever will listen. âYouâre okay, sweetheart, itâs alright.âÂ
âSorry,â you squeak. âI donât know why Iâm crying now.âÂ
âYouâre okay,â James says again, just for good measure. His lips find the top of your head. âWhat happened?âÂ
âI think I was mugged,â you laugh. It comes out warped, completely unlike the sound heâs spent months chasing after. âThis guy showed me a knife, and told me to hand him my bag and phone, and I just gave them to him. It was right out in the open.â Another jagged, heart-aching laugh. âI feel so stupid.âÂ
âWhy would someone else mugging you make you stupid?â James lets you go enough to give you a little space, but his arms stay around you, his hand rubbing firmly over your shoulder blade. âDid you call the police?âÂ
You gnaw on your lower lip. It already looks bitten to shreds. âNo.âÂ
He nods, taking a breath. James isnât typically the responsible one in his relationships. Heâs not good at knowing what to do. It makes him think of being thirteen and seeing Sirius all bruised and broken, feeling his heart break and knowing that he had to fix things despite the both of them being too young to have any clue how to deal with something so huge. James is an adult now, but he still feels too young.Â
âDo you want to go home?â he asks you.Â
You bite down hard on your lip, but your eyes gloss anyway. âYeah,â you say, voice breaking.Â
James pulls you close and gives in to treating you the way he wants to, kisses pressed into your hairline and tender words pouring from his lips. He gets you into the car and takes you home.Â
Throughout the rest of the evening, youâre at once more reticent and more talkative than youâve ever been. Youâll stare into the distance for minutes at a time, but then youâll speak up, seemingly randomly, about some small fact youâd forgotten or a thought thatâs been pushing at your consciousness. You tell him that you donât think you could describe the man well enough to the police. That you have no concept of how long you stood around before you thought to ask for someone elseâs phone. That you sort of wish youâd refused to hand yours over, because really what was the worst that could have happened?
âWell, he could have stabbed you,â James says.
âYeah, but how often is that really fatal? And he might not have. Itâs embarrassing, all he had to do was show me the knife and I turned everything over. I probably would have been fine.âÂ
âI donât think youâre automatically fine if youâre not dead, angel. You were still at risk of being stabbed.âÂ
âIâd still have my phone and everything, though.âÂ
âI think youâre worth a bit more than that stuff.âÂ
âMm, agree to disagree.âÂ
James does things he doesnât particularly want to doâphoning your bank, filing a police report online, texting your landlord about a new set of keysâand several things he really does want to do. Once youâve changed into your cozy clothes he practically swaddles you in blankets, putting a hot chocolate in your hand and that show youâre always watching on the TV. He makes you dinner, teases you until he gets a real smile, puts your mumâs number in his phone and texts her to let her know youâre okay. James touches you amply, lips on your cheek and hand smoothing the hair from your face and one knee pressing into your leg through the blanket.Â
And you let him.Â
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everything is romantic - paul mescal x reader
summary - you and paul take a trip to italy during the summer. lots of photo-taking and kissing.
word count: 761
a/n: everybody say thank to pedro pascal for these photos that have got me going absolutely feral!!!!!!!! it is absolutely freezing where iâm from and seasonal depression is getting to me so iâm writing something about summer to make me happy :) and thank you so much for the love on my last fic it means the world <3 i hope you enjoy this one just as much!!
the air smelt of salt and wild rosemary as you and paul walked down a narrow cobblestone street in the amalfi coast, hands locked together in a tight, loving embrace. paul had his beloved camera round his neck; a gift you had gotten him when you first started dating.
the sun was dipping low in the sky, casting a golden glow that seemed to warm everything it touched. the distant sound of waves crashing against the rocky shore played like a lullaby in the background.
âthis doesnât feel real,â you said, your voice tinged with awe as you glanced up at the laundry fluttering on balconies.
paul looked over at you, a loving smile playing on his lips. âyouâve said that every ten minutes since we got here.â
âwell, it still doesnât!â you shot back, bumping his shoulder lightly. âit's unlike anything i've ever seen before. how am i supposed to stop talking about it?â
he laughed, gently letting go of your hand so he could grab your waist and pull you even closer as you both wandered down the uneven path. âi like it when you ramble. means youâre happy.â
you felt your face suddenly get hot. âi'm not just happy. iâm...i donât know. full.â you gestured around. âthis place, this trip, being here with you - itâs everything.â
paul stopped walking and turned to face you, his blue eyes warm and soft as they searched your face. âyouâre everything.â he said, and you swore you could actually feel your heart swell.
you wrapped your hands around paul's neck as he leaned down, brushing his lips against yours in a passionate series of pecks and one longer kiss that you both fought for control over. as you both realised your very public environment, you pulled back. you couldnât help but smile as you rested your forehead against his.
âalright, lover boy,â you teased, though your voice was thick with affection. you stepped away from him and paused in front of a charming doorway painted a faded blue with potted geraniums clustered at its base. with a pout and a few bats of your eyelashes, you then said, "can you take a picture of me?"
rolling his eyes but unable to suppress his smile, paul raised the camera and pointed it at you.
you leaned against the blue door, tilting your head slightly as you brushed your hair back. paul snapped a few shots, then lowered the camera, his expression softening.
âalright, one more,â he said. âbut donât pose this time.â
âi wasnât posing!â
âyou definitely were,â he teased, lifting the camera again. âjust laugh or something.â
you huffed a laugh at his instructions, and in that moment, he took a photo that he would never forget; your head was tilted back slightly, sunlight was on your face, and your eyes crinkled with happiness - he was unsure if he'd ever seen you look so beautiful.
when you realised paul had stopped taking photos and was now staring intensely at his camera, you ran forward and playfully smacked his arm. âlet me see, babe.â
paul handed over the camera with a grin. as you scrolled through the pictures, you smile widened. âokay, these are actually really good. youâre getting better.â
âfuck off,â he said with a laugh, sliding an arm around your waist and pulling you close.
the two of you walked further down the street, but after a while decided to pause on a set of wide, sun-warmed stone steps to take a break from wandering. paul was in front of you, resting his elbows on his knees as he scrolled through his phone.
without a word, you picked up paul's camera that was still in your possession and adjusted the lens. the light hit him just right, illuminating the soft lines of his roman profile, his hair ruffled slightly from the breeze. you snapped a photo, then another, the sound of the shutter drawing his attention.
paul tilted his head at you and laughed. âyouâre supposed to be taking pictures of the scenery, not me.â
âyouâre part of the scenery,â you said cheekily, snapping another.
"alright give me back my camera - i'm starving, lets get some lunch." paul said, playfully snatching his camera out of your hand as he rose from his seat. he placed the camera back around his neck as he gave you his hand to help you rise from your own seat.
"you're my lunch, too,' you said, bringing your lips close to paul's ear once you had gotten up, and you watched his face turn pink.
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